Cooties (2014) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
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    • @pilotmatthew1787
      @pilotmatthew1787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wish

    • @bluecubenn
      @bluecubenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HEY JAMES! COOOOOOOTTIIIIEEEEEESSSSS

    • @ashleygiron5959
      @ashleygiron5959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ji

    • @noahcorish1078
      @noahcorish1078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have been waiting for this for sooooooo long

    • @noahcorish1078
      @noahcorish1078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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  • @TellItAnimated
    @TellItAnimated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17731

    I love how Elijah Wood has really ingrained himself in the horror genre since LotRs, he, Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson have all done a great job of reinventing themselves since their popular franchises from earlier in their career.

  • @Sinvicta
    @Sinvicta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6388

    James nailed the Coach look!

  • @thedragonmaster1436
    @thedragonmaster1436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    I just realized that the guy that played Sheriff David is both a Golden Chainsaw kill in Brightburn, and Dull Machete kill here. He's won BOTH awards

    • @TheDankNootTF2
      @TheDankNootTF2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He was also in Breaking Bad!

    • @thedragonmaster1436
      @thedragonmaster1436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@TheDankNootTF2 really? No shit. Good for him! Hope his career is still landing him awesome roles

    • @giovanniulloa7054
      @giovanniulloa7054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thedragonmaster1436 why did you say no shit

    • @Flameonoodle
      @Flameonoodle ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@giovanniulloa7054 Guessing they used it as "Oh My God" "Oh Man" or "Wow"

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      First and only time that's happened on the Kill Count?

  • @sadshiver
    @sadshiver ปีที่แล้ว +253

    "Oh look, carnage" is probably one of my favorite random lines I've heard in a while.

  • @tyvania1322
    @tyvania1322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4220

    So is nobody gonna talk about how the girl could literally see the black goo in the nugget and still ate it

    • @vigaliy7217
      @vigaliy7217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      Or how she even ate school food

    • @glitchedhunter2837
      @glitchedhunter2837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Food is food

    • @OriginalName-ge3gv
      @OriginalName-ge3gv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Idk I eat expired nuggets with maggots all over them at school.
      Not too different isit?

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well I am still wondering why the fuck did they kill their own students

    • @annetteadcock1848
      @annetteadcock1848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Im more interested that they served chicken nuggets for breakfeast

  • @noosakareal
    @noosakareal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    "Oh look! Carnage!"
    The best fucking quote

    • @totaltakeovergames7275
      @totaltakeovergames7275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel like only Leigh Whannell could’ve done that quote too lol.

    • @ceverett68
      @ceverett68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      favorite line of the movie

    • @bioscar4998
      @bioscar4998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would say that first chance I get when a Zombie Apocalypse began-

    • @jasonstinson6249
      @jasonstinson6249 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      When does he say this?

    • @Propane_Taank
      @Propane_Taank วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@jasonstinson62498:09 is when he says that.

  • @Wooshey_Wooj
    @Wooshey_Wooj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    The “who is that lady!?” Joke was HILARIOUS already James. No salt in the wound pwease. Lol.

  • @Halfbreedmofo
    @Halfbreedmofo ปีที่แล้ว +140

    That ooh look carnage line from from the teacher with social anxiety killed me.😂😂

    • @thatblackhoodieguy5492
      @thatblackhoodieguy5492 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same name

    • @AlphaPhoenix7959
      @AlphaPhoenix7959 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      he says it like it happens at every school in America

    • @Crackheadcentral2188
      @Crackheadcentral2188 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AlphaPhoenix7959well…

    • @AlphaPhoenix7959
      @AlphaPhoenix7959 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Crackheadcentral2188 Yeah my brain was turned off when I wrote that

  • @MegaJSK123
    @MegaJSK123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    Who else paused on that document to read all the Kill Count requests?
    So many good movies on there, the ones I wish were higher are Lost Boys, Wolf Creek and American Werewolf in London

    • @samon5391
      @samon5391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Also my favourite,as the gods will!

    • @spacespider4998
      @spacespider4998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was one of the people who said terminator

    • @JosephCWest
      @JosephCWest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m so surprised Army of the Dead is number 1, I love that film so much

    • @charmeter2183
      @charmeter2183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I want 28 days later and a quiet p lace part 2

    • @JimboRustles
      @JimboRustles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wonder what the color codes mean

  • @snake_wit_tophat9835
    @snake_wit_tophat9835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3243

    “he gets overunned by zombie kids”
    *doesn’t get added to the kill count*
    *somethings wrong, I can feel it*

    • @dantelovesbleach
      @dantelovesbleach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The dude did survive though

    • @powermetallistic2293
      @powermetallistic2293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@dantelovesbleach Yea, thats why he knew some trick was gonna come in the movie.

    • @moltenshard
      @moltenshard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@dantelovesbleach He gives the commentary after watching the movie

    • @8bitboss
      @8bitboss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      becuase he survives

    • @JolteOnWisconsin
      @JolteOnWisconsin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No way Dwight Schrute goes down that easily

  • @iwannabeyahtzee8056
    @iwannabeyahtzee8056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    That 'Cootie shot' from Tamara was actually a pretty sweet moment.

  • @hueyang2646
    @hueyang2646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “WHO IS THAT LADY?!”
    My favorite line.

  • @SixHunnidFL
    @SixHunnidFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    Those kids that were absent that day were verrry lucky

    • @heystopthatnow222
      @heystopthatnow222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Lucas Sanchez LOL!!!!!😂

    • @louie9355
      @louie9355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Lucas Sanchez "ah damn!"

    • @hopepapernacky
      @hopepapernacky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well it still spread across the world

    • @JetBlack2024
      @JetBlack2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean the towns were over run so I don’t think they faired any better.

    • @sutterismine
      @sutterismine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cue FInal Destination 6

  • @skyofthelivingdead
    @skyofthelivingdead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    “So socially inept he has to study small talk.” Same.

    • @zee-bruh5993
      @zee-bruh5993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      introvert check.....sorry

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You lying

    • @aaronseidl5941
      @aaronseidl5941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel attacked 🤣

    • @stardragon7893
      @stardragon7893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Never have I been so offended by something that describes me perfectly.

    • @killergamer7222
      @killergamer7222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro you’re lonely that’s so hilarious I forgot to laugh

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I like that the kids don’t act completely mindless. Patriot has enough cognitive ability to cut the electricity, respond to an alarm from another kid, and let the others is. Also playing with their food.

  • @randomchannel1184
    @randomchannel1184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The rest of the kids: zombies together strong.
    Dink and Patriot: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.

  • @goldenhand9107
    @goldenhand9107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1883

    9:49 the reason i find that joke so funny is because it was improvised, that reaction from Elijah Wood is probably 100% real; he looks _so_ taken off guard and offended. i love it

    • @bigbrocol1908
      @bigbrocol1908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Elijah has the “Did he just call me a fuckin’ Hobbit?” look on his face, freaking priceless

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I would cringe so much...like, we know, Rainn, you dork. "Sneak around like a Hobbit" crashes together both The Office AND Lord of the Rings. Why remind the audience they could be watching 2 better things? 🤣

    • @vandalsavage6743
      @vandalsavage6743 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That joke and "I can totally pass for Harry Potter" in Wilfred the TV Show were so self aware 😂

  • @2diceyy
    @2diceyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    9:01 "WHO IS THAT LADY" literally the most funniest line in this movie

  • @one_for_one
    @one_for_one 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    For anyone curious, the joke in him giving the kids amphetamines and them all falling asleep is that they all then must have adhd. Stimulants interact with your brain chemistry differently if you have adhd and function as a depressant. In school i had a doctors note to give me caffeine if I was a handful and it chilled me tf out.

  • @h1murashi
    @h1murashi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Night Outs with Meredith are really something.
    She took Pam drinking, and here, she took Dwight on a zombie hunt!
    She really does know her coworkers.

  • @amaandesai7037
    @amaandesai7037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    “I’m sorry little one”
    -The Forever Purge

    • @alexanderhopkins917
      @alexanderhopkins917 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait a minute wait a minute didn’t jack mcbrayer play Tom in the odd squad movie I have seen the odd squad movie once on pbs kids

    • @kalibruhmoment3032
      @kalibruhmoment3032 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So I'm guessing that movie didn't so good huh?

  • @rockbroplayz3654
    @rockbroplayz3654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6454

    Imagine doing a kill count of Disney “Soul” it would break the record

    • @diognes4846
      @diognes4846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      They say how many people had died :)

    • @tonyflamingo8637
      @tonyflamingo8637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      He does horror movies though not Disney movies

    • @diognes4846
      @diognes4846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      @@tonyflamingo8637 yeah thats matpats territory

    • @rudra.patel.001
      @rudra.patel.001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@tonyflamingo8637 Your name is very classy, I must say.

    • @clonecommanderfang2827
      @clonecommanderfang2827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Imagine doing star wars episode 4 or 6 space station explosion

  • @randomchannel1184
    @randomchannel1184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Everyone when dink died: oh my god! You killed a kid!
    Calvin: this is fine.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    15:05 But chicken nuggets turning kids into raging zombies checks out? 🤣 James' ability to attempt to tease out logic in a highly illogical situation is awesome

    • @michealbrennan8107
      @michealbrennan8107 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was actually a fly that infected the nugget

  • @jg6551
    @jg6551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    James: “cooties (2014)”
    TH-cam: “cooties (2015) take it or leave it”

    • @juliancaraveo5700
      @juliancaraveo5700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This is getting out of hand now there are two of them .

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao your right 😂

    • @Duck-zb1uj
      @Duck-zb1uj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheRealRusDaddy 25 sec ago

    • @Boomerangmonkeymain
      @Boomerangmonkeymain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Duck-zb1uj 1 hour ago

    • @Winnerizzy
      @Winnerizzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Boomerangmonkeymain 14 minutes ago

  • @NovaPheonix
    @NovaPheonix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    "A character you don't even remember!" James, please, he has a sick van of course we remember him

    • @cesarvictoriano8072
      @cesarvictoriano8072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and he’s played by Hurley from Lost. And isn’t a major disappointment with what they do with his character. Unlike on LOST.

    • @PurpleFury2375
      @PurpleFury2375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cesarvictoriano8072 LOST was far from a disappointment. And Hurley had tons of character, but then again, i have a bias as I was the only one in my house that liked the show. I felt a connection with the characters

    • @NovaPheonix
      @NovaPheonix 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cesarvictoriano8072 It's really just the Van for me, I want it

    • @jimmybrown4205
      @jimmybrown4205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cesarvictoriano8072 Disagree, Hurley has one of the best arcs and most deserving fates on Lost.

  • @ubernate860
    @ubernate860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Im happy Elijah Wood was able to climb out of the Frodo hole. He's truly talented and deserves so much more

  • @Electricity_artz
    @Electricity_artz ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It’s kinda funny how the voice of wander(from wander over yonder) , a cheetah from the lion guard , and fix it Felix , is in this movie-

  • @christianfrederick4272
    @christianfrederick4272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I like how that dude says "Oh look, carnage" as if it's not the first time he's seen this

    • @jesusmeza1678
      @jesusmeza1678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He is a teacher obviously he seen carnage

  • @stacyfrickboi6218
    @stacyfrickboi6218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    When James looks like he's about to tell you his grandma can run faster than you

    • @leifhelland6313
      @leifhelland6313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "AND SHE'S DEAD!"
      I had a rough education.

    • @wingbeacon8760
      @wingbeacon8760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leifhelland6313 damn

  • @Lauria-gb2hq
    @Lauria-gb2hq ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Can we appreciate how much work he puts in the background of his videos

  • @cooldude791
    @cooldude791 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    9:29 got me dead

  • @lambsus9380
    @lambsus9380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    “Oh look, carnage.” He said casually

    • @hi-bl4vq
      @hi-bl4vq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Just enough blood and death for me to get a sponser"

    • @TraumatisedShimo
      @TraumatisedShimo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So my favourite food is sus 🔪🔫

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TraumatisedShimo 📮📙📔📗📘 THERE IS AN IMPOSTER AMOGUS!!!! MUNGUS!!!!! EHEHEAHAAHAHEHEHEAHEEHEHE

    • @TraumatisedShimo
      @TraumatisedShimo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I SAW @@themyofmyVENT!

    • @stevenmattrell3448
      @stevenmattrell3448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      - Me watching the Venom 2 trailer

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3590

    If Gordon Ramsay made a cameo in the movie, the kill count would be almost nil

    • @totodilemegafan
      @totodilemegafan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      youre verified so i must like, its a rule

    • @titipezehealing4348
      @titipezehealing4348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      tf I just clicked on another video from lpl, Jesus Christ another comment spammer

    • @danilau2379
      @danilau2379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      "What is that?Cooties?!In my food?You donut!!"

    • @stegt8484
      @stegt8484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It's fookin RAW, GET OUT!

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Actually, it would have a higher kill count than Final Destination, with Gordon roasting everyone left and right.

  • @cml__as
    @cml__as ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i’d really like to see a sequel for Cooties, one that picks up like straight from where they left off, where they resolve the storylines like the love triangle or finding a cure

  • @randomopal6758
    @randomopal6758 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One day my dad rented this film from the towns library (yes we can rent films from there). I was about 8 or 9 years old and I thought "okay this might be funny, i'll watch it with my dad." I sat down and when it got to the part where the teacher got ripped apart, I started screaming and crying and had to run into my room. Safe to say I was traumatized for a few months and didn't eat chicken nuggets lmao. A few years later, I see that Elijah Wood is going to a Con that I go to yearly and decided to meet him for his role as Wirt from OTGW. After waiting in line for almost 2 hours, I finally got up to him and told him about my experience with Cooties and how I almost became vegan. He laughed and said "I don't think that was the intention of the film." He was super nice aha

  • @RatchyRaccoon
    @RatchyRaccoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    “I’ll go aHEAD and count this kill.” James… oh James… I can’t believe I ever stopped watching your content

    • @Leigha-kp9be
      @Leigha-kp9be 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know I also stopped watching him I don’t know why

    • @heyitzzitro
      @heyitzzitro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I occasionally watch him when he uploads movies I either know or I’ve heard of

    • @BlaizeTheDragon
      @BlaizeTheDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's more like a bingeable channel. Wait until a buch of videos have been uploaded then splash an evening out on them.

    • @user-lr8ow2jg4e
      @user-lr8ow2jg4e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just came back because of the title. I stopped watching him for a while for no reason at all. I will watch him now.

    • @user-lr8ow2jg4e
      @user-lr8ow2jg4e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BlaizeTheDragon You either binge watch em now or you don't watch him in months. There is no in between.

  • @JamesG1880
    @JamesG1880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    As an elementary teacher it really does seem like this movie tried at moments to have a thought provoking premise. While the kids might not literally eat you alive, they will figuratively if you aren’t cut out for the job😅😂

    • @SupernaturalDetective
      @SupernaturalDetective 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They can smell weakness

    • @slimyderek_7139
      @slimyderek_7139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SupernaturalDetective 😂😭💀

    • @slimyderek_7139
      @slimyderek_7139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SupernaturalDetective this comment gonna be popular within 2 days😂

    • @silverhawk8699
      @silverhawk8699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know what, I can't argue against that, seen it firsthand😭😂
      Also thank you for taking on one of the hardest jobs we have in modern society, you should be given more credit and pay😥

  • @FeganFloop
    @FeganFloop 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:05 that is the first lunch lady I have ever seen that is gentle when putting the food in the container. Every lunch lady I have just kinda throws it on there and trys to grab as many piece sof food in one scoop so to avoid having to do it a second time.

  • @rivera5b
    @rivera5b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13:25 of course she thinks this is a 2012 style apocalypse, because ironically Tamara’s actress, Morgan Lily also starred in 2012.

  • @oranji7258
    @oranji7258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Everyone knows that the only cure to cooties is a “circle, circle, dot, dot; now you’ve got your cooties shot”

    • @phantompenguin1065
      @phantompenguin1065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Why did I never hear of this

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@phantompenguin1065 either someone you know never got cooties or they never got cured

    • @fledthehunter5293
      @fledthehunter5293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh, I just got smacked with a stick

    • @captain1203
      @captain1203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fledthehunter5293 LMFAO

    • @h1tokiri
      @h1tokiri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what does cooties mean exactly? lmao im confused

  • @biggoochdog2129
    @biggoochdog2129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I feel bad for James in the new purge movie, that’s a lot of body’s to count

    • @h3artr3nd3r
      @h3artr3nd3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was it a good movie?

    • @peepjones3717
      @peepjones3717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@h3artr3nd3r it’s pretty good not the best of the series but definitely worth a watch

    • @h3artr3nd3r
      @h3artr3nd3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@peepjones3717 Okay, thank you

    • @scousefcburkito6523
      @scousefcburkito6523 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many do u think are there

    • @minigamercool
      @minigamercool 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      dont feel bad he makes so much money from this shit

  • @evanw.3756
    @evanw.3756 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how he always decorates and dresses up for each movie

  • @gavino0077
    @gavino0077 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:15 i just love how he clotheslines a little kid XD

  • @pokealien
    @pokealien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    I'm glad to know that people are actively requesting Hatchet.

    • @thepancakelover2355
      @thepancakelover2355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dudeee, I’ve watched all the Hachet movies and I must that if James does the Hachet kill count, it’ll be my favorite kill count of this year. Sadly, he might have to censor everything since Victor is really violent!

    • @manifestedbeauty
      @manifestedbeauty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I watched all of them with my family and I'm literally begging him to do them. By the third one, James is gonna lose his mind.

    • @altaccount9351
      @altaccount9351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hatchet, you mean the Gary Paulson book that was turned in to a mooooooooviiiiiiiiiiiie

    • @Slurv3
      @Slurv3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would love it too, but no way he can post it without being demonetized

    • @brettshulenburg4779
      @brettshulenburg4779 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I came to say the same thing! It's my favorite!

  • @BreedableVaporeon0978
    @BreedableVaporeon0978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    This feels like an alternative universes version of the Guy Who Doesn’t Like Musicals

    • @amberdragon895
      @amberdragon895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It even has its own clivesdale!

    • @possums154
      @possums154 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh for sure

    • @nananaomi
      @nananaomi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em

    • @user-mv8ys5og5l
      @user-mv8ys5og5l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope that and the other Hatchetfield shows get counted some day.

    • @benji7372
      @benji7372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly!

  • @yourmother5928
    @yourmother5928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a public school student, the zombie and unzombidfied kids are basically how the kids at my my school.

  • @ConetheCone
    @ConetheCone ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They should make a sequel to cooties, I feel like the ending left us on a cliffhanger

  • @thebrideofghostface
    @thebrideofghostface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    From the creator of Saw and the creator of glee is a killer tagline, dude.

    • @theratpriest4111
      @theratpriest4111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      350 DAMN LIKES AND NO REPLIES? LETS GET THAT UP TO 1

    • @thebrideofghostface
      @thebrideofghostface 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theratpriest4111 lool

    • @thephony1651
      @thephony1651 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      450 DAMN LIKES AND NO REPLIES? LETS GET THAT UP TO THREE

    • @radiodemon3907
      @radiodemon3907 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How bout we get to 4

    • @Dashie_124
      @Dashie_124 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESSER

  • @ItsTheVioletQueen
    @ItsTheVioletQueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    “‘It’s a comedy!’ And they were like ‘well, we were thinking more of a horror’ and my response was ‘but it’s called ‘Cooties.’’”
    He says that but then “The Bye-Bye Man” came out which isn’t classified as a comedy.

    • @leomoreno7369
      @leomoreno7369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It isn't?

    • @randomnessltd
      @randomnessltd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Surprisingly not.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you seen it? It's not that bad it's a good idea just a bad name.

    • @arolurker3511
      @arolurker3511 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not intentionally, no.

    • @jimmybrown4205
      @jimmybrown4205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spicybeantofu It's not good.

  • @spacecase2493
    @spacecase2493 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i watched this movie yesterday and honestly i loved it so much im so glad i watch these videos cause it’s given me so many great movies

  • @OscarTien12
    @OscarTien12 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Also hey, Fun fact, Jack McBrayer was known for playing other characters such as the engineering Fix-It Felix Jr. from Wreck it Ralph, the nerdy Irving from Phineas and Ferb and, oh yeah! Hoopin' Goofball Wander from Wander over Yonder, holy shit!

  • @fatpowerful
    @fatpowerful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Big fan of James’s ‘middle school gym teacher’ fit.

    • @crosseyednarwhal7004
      @crosseyednarwhal7004 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s scarily accurate

    • @SuperBaxterbear
      @SuperBaxterbear 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crosseyednarwhal7004 Besides he's not old and creepy looking lol.

  • @stevenmattrell3448
    @stevenmattrell3448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    *The group goes to Danville
    “Hey Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today!”

    • @90139
      @90139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's what I was thinking

    • @nicholasgoatbe912
      @nicholasgoatbe912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LoL

    • @smcool0514
      @smcool0514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      no. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @comatoasted82
      @comatoasted82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cracks a smile then heard perry nervously cluck in the background.

  • @thespyamongus6973
    @thespyamongus6973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thanks for making coodies i have been waiting for so long for this

  • @Sleepystrawberryiscool
    @Sleepystrawberryiscool ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way that when dink got killed kill by the fire extinguisher celvin was so calm

  • @SeamlessR
    @SeamlessR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    Holy shit, a Crossed movie test.
    God dammit I really don't want to see that comic made into anything live action. The rest of Ennis' work has been improved by their adaptations but I just don't see it happening for Crossed.
    This feels like a one shot of the Crossed infection just at a school.

    • @ztlabraptor211
      @ztlabraptor211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Crossed would never be allowed on TV. Way too much gore and sexual violence and all that

    • @Kingcole6
      @Kingcole6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ztlabraptor211 A film series though would be SLIGHTLY more likely.
      Also, until we get a legit adaptation of Crossed, Cooties and the 2013 remake of The Crazies are the closest we'll ever get.
      Cooties: Because of the very darkly comedic tone matching some of the non-Ennis stories...for better or worse depending on how you view Cooties and/or Crossed.
      2013 Crazies: Because it features zombie-like infected that are capable of using weapons including firearms, being intelligent enough to set traps if need be, and killing people in sadistic gory fashion. That and the story's bleak tone at times does match the hopelessness of the Crossed universe.

    • @madara4665
      @madara4665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It will get an kinda real life movie, where the People get an Virus and do the most bad things you can imagine. It’s an Taiwanese movie, though has a lot of similarities to the comic, but no 1v1 I would say. I send an link for the trailer, looks promising.

    • @Kingcole6
      @Kingcole6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@madara4665 let's hope this is legit.

    • @Incredisav
      @Incredisav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do yu really think that Preacher and The Boys series improved on the comics?! I for sure don't.

  • @DoubleKay31
    @DoubleKay31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    McBrayer was also a part of the “Wreck-It Ralph” movies as Fix-It Felix and the series “Wander Over Yonder” as Wander.

    • @bradya456
      @bradya456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wreck it Ralph kill count

    • @CalifornianCuttlefish
      @CalifornianCuttlefish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and 30 rock

    • @craiglepetich3457
      @craiglepetich3457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he also played a small part in the big bang theory as penny's brother

    • @keatonwestbrook2385
      @keatonwestbrook2385 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh yeah I totally remember that.

  • @sarahbarr3567
    @sarahbarr3567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I know nobody will see this but we need to give this man credit for doing all this work

  • @emo_link
    @emo_link ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I had a somewhat similar dream where me, my mom, and grandpa were stuck in a school overrun with zombies far as I remember, and we all survived. I don’t remember a good lot else besides my dream-version of me maybe running into some other lady who was ali

  • @YamiSpyro2011
    @YamiSpyro2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Every time James changes the rules for kills: Your show mate, im just here for the kills

    • @tetoterritory
      @tetoterritory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      idc if he changes up the rules in videos, i’m just here for the great videos

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You like Spyro the Dragon and yugioh it seems, me too

    • @YamiSpyro2011
      @YamiSpyro2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kagemushashien8394 that obvious aye?

  • @katysch
    @katysch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2639

    This has absolutely nothing to do with the kill count but I’d like to say something about James. I’ve been a fan for about 3 or 4 years and I’ve noticed over this time how considerate James is. He doesn’t support problematic creators and is very open about it. He also addresses offensive things in movies he covers very well and maturely. James even includes flashing lights/image trigger warnings. James is a wonderful person and deserves all the support he receives. Love ya.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Does he? He covers horror movies. The only kind of trigger warning he needs to use is one for epilepsy and "this is a horror movie kill count, so if you're squeamish then why the hell are you watching?" Crap like "trigger warning: racist imagery" is pointless and diminishes his content.
      Furthermore, who exactly is a problematic creator? For an example, E;R gets called problematic but the man's mostly a shitposter.

    • @elliereppe9021
      @elliereppe9021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      @@SirBlackReeds for example the man who created jeepers creepers, that man sexually assaulted a young boy. James does not support him or his work. The trigger warnings are for things like for a example self harm, as someone who has struggled with it immensely I appreciate the warnings and know to mentally prepare myself or to skip forward, it’s so someone doesn’t get upset or damaged by the content being displayed! Hope this helps :)

    • @katysch
      @katysch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@elliereppe9021 couldn't have said it better myself

    • @extratoasty29
      @extratoasty29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@elliereppe9021 just wondering is there any other creators James has talked about not liking? I ask this because I havent seen kill counts in a bit

    • @Jojo-xe1bg
      @Jojo-xe1bg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@shineeshaymin he said he’ll do it when he dies so maybe there’s a chance:)

  • @heathermccarroll2905
    @heathermccarroll2905 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love THEESE type of videos! Basically like movies but shorten!

  • @Randomguytheo
    @Randomguytheo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love this movie! Thanks for covering it James!

  • @avantikachaturvedi183
    @avantikachaturvedi183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    this is a kinda late, but imo the adderall and ritalin putting the kids to sleep was a really good story effect. Basically for people with adhd, stimulants (like adderall) have a calming effect and even stuff like coffee can make you feel tired. it's a joke about how all the "kids these days" have adhd

    • @AAAAAAA504
      @AAAAAAA504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      As someone with ADHD, and who has taking adderall, it does NOT always work. That shit had me SCREECHING

    • @adriannebee2056
      @adriannebee2056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Yeah it's a really gross ADHD joke that the movie did not need to make.

    • @erynnmurphy2996
      @erynnmurphy2996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@adriannebee2056 I didn't really get the joke either and I have ADHD, So I guess it's like a hit or miss thing. Idk

    • @bearoqueiro8905
      @bearoqueiro8905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I feel like every kid with adhd didn't get it, because it doesn't make sense. talking from the perspective of having adhd, thanks folks for invalidating our existence again as if it already doesn't happen enough

    • @erynnmurphy2996
      @erynnmurphy2996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@bearoqueiro8905 I agree with that. I know I have ADHD but a certain somebody in my family says I'm either stupid or just brain-dead, my mom really helps me out.

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    These kids are ruthless, they killed one of the 2 most dangerous bounty hunters in all of New Mexico with no effort!

    • @eatthatbuddy
      @eatthatbuddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Badger and who else I couldnt find them

    • @aneurysm.865
      @aneurysm.865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They should send the HECU soldiers into the school lol.

    • @portman3950
      @portman3950 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aneurysm.865 nice

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aneurysm.865 "don't shoot! i'm with the student council!"
      *gunfire intensifies*

  • @adriannward6465
    @adriannward6465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol as a fellow Detroiter I love how you throw in places from Michigan every now and then in your videos 🙌🏾

  • @Wolfie37283
    @Wolfie37283 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember commenting on how he should watch this a little before he posted this so I’m glad he got around to watch it. This was one of my favorite zombie movie that I watched with my whole family and we all enjoyed it too.

  • @abvgavl
    @abvgavl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Most people: "Don't do drugs kids"
    Dead Meat: "Don't do drugs kids...unless"

  • @0Dawn_of_Time0
    @0Dawn_of_Time0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    If this movie was real, no child in school would eat a green chicken nugget. I seen some kids in school almost throwing up from a slightly burnt corn dog lmao.

    • @deadseriousGAME
      @deadseriousGAME 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fam as a British kid I just get my bacon sarni from Tesco meal deal innit

    • @ohmygahdbilly
      @ohmygahdbilly 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deadseriousGAME the food of champions

    • @deadseriousGAME
      @deadseriousGAME 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ohmygahdbilly 😂

    • @edwardthibodeaux8815
      @edwardthibodeaux8815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deadseriousGAME bro at my school kids would drink “juice”
      We called it that became hotdog mustard milk was too long to say

    • @ninjafalls1739
      @ninjafalls1739 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah if I saw that I’d flush it

  • @tabathashaffer16
    @tabathashaffer16 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The end got me dying how the demon looking guy said it would be nicer if you were dead then the little girl said alright bye

  • @nugget0928
    @nugget0928 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:11 This is the greatest comedic delivery I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing, and it’s literally just 3 words.

  • @boogiemann9363
    @boogiemann9363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

    I'd like to tell all the fake "fans" who've been saying James is lazy to kiss my ass. Dude works so damn hard to give us amazing content that none of us have to pay for. This isn't just a part time hobby it's the man's job and he is amazing at what he does. From the bottom of my heart James thank you for everything you and your crew does. BE GOOD PEOPLE

    • @alcatraz1018
      @alcatraz1018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Spittin' straight facts

    • @christopherdavidson17
      @christopherdavidson17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Going to quote Southland: "Do you work a job? Are you not given a break during that work day? I'm working a long shift, I feel I'm entitled to a break, just like you, on this hot day."

    • @boogiemann9363
      @boogiemann9363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Colechamdiceman man that's such a high IQ edgy post I can't quite comprehend it

    • @kierogd2292
      @kierogd2292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think the main purpose they meant while saying this is his job is that he has a life outside of it. Not counting kills sure “ruins” the power by of the show but is so tedious that t can add much more work that already needs to be done. Now also in many videos, James himself said it’s his show. He gets to do what he wants. He is nice enough to count movies like the purge fully so if you can’t deal with on video that’s your loss.

    • @jada.b.
      @jada.b. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right! He’s human too!

  • @ket_pasty1585
    @ket_pasty1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    i remember watching this when i was 9, gave me nightmares for weeks, i generally didn’t want to go to school because i was scared i would get cooties and rip my favourite teacher to pieces

  • @Ghouli0
    @Ghouli0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have been waiting for this for soooo long

  • @EsolVro
    @EsolVro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice SHOWCASE it helped me sleep by your VOICE Keep up the good asmr

  • @alienartist6811
    @alienartist6811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    8:10
    “Oh look! Carnage!” Is probably my FAV line from this movie

    • @Knockoffedd4581
      @Knockoffedd4581 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Madness combat in a nutshell:

    • @unitedhags000
      @unitedhags000 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same😂

    • @break_the_galaxy
      @break_the_galaxy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same energy as the "children fighting! I can sell this!" line from Gravity Falls lmao

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He says so casually lol

    • @user-se7dj6he3e
      @user-se7dj6he3e 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      somebody better call venom we just found carnage

  • @Failman-xy6ge
    @Failman-xy6ge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Ah yes Danville, I’m surprised the zombies aren’t pharmacists

    • @redoranmagic6806
      @redoranmagic6806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lots of me! Lots of me!

    • @Joe-bo2fv
      @Joe-bo2fv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@redoranmagic6806 this lyric unlocked a memory I forgot I possessed. I cannot thank you any more

    • @Glaedrein
      @Glaedrein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I died laughing at the Danville joke

    • @thatclipmakerguy9959
      @thatclipmakerguy9959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So what you're trying to say is... there's lots of him?

    • @tetoterritory
      @tetoterritory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i’m also surprised there aren’t any evil doctors with large buildings

  • @wuzhere7518
    @wuzhere7518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This feels like an M rated movie version of one of my favorite childhood books: zombie baseball beatdown

    • @user-se7dj6he3e
      @user-se7dj6he3e 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i think you mean rated R because rated M is for video games not movies

  • @articbirdo6557
    @articbirdo6557 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is the first video i saw from you and ive watched old and new videos since

  • @HJTTI
    @HJTTI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    When there's a kill count...waking up at 9 am or earlier on a friday is well worth it ! -

  • @carliecairo
    @carliecairo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    *When the gym teacher said "sneak around like a little hobbit" I almost chocked on my lemonade*

    • @WumboMing
      @WumboMing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      chocked

    • @carliecairo
      @carliecairo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WumboMing lmao *choked*

  • @ImalsoaMercenary0105
    @ImalsoaMercenary0105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you you have no idea
    How much I got scared before this kill count.😀

  • @LittleLenno
    @LittleLenno ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The gym teacher is Dwight OMG! This was amazing
    😊

  • @ferrisbueller3231
    @ferrisbueller3231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    16:10
    Hey, don't diss Danville like that! Sure, there's an evil scientist who tries to take over the Tri-State Area every day, but he's a really nice guy when you get to know him!

  • @maxweltersworld2270
    @maxweltersworld2270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    I once had a dream where I was in a Cooties apocalypse. My mom and I were in a strange building and it had zombie kids in it. They were weak and I killed them with punches and kicks. They were also smart, so they could still speak, and were better hunters. My mom and a zombie kid got into a fight and they both killed each other. I stayed the night in the building where I met Dwayne Johnson and we fought more zombie kids. We walked for a while until we found a train that we would use to travel somewhere. Before we figuredout how out to work the train, a giant army of zombie kids ran towards the train station. The only weapon I could find was a pistol, but it wouldn't be enough to kill all the zombie kids so we shot ourselves to have a quick and painless death and then I woke up. That was a fun dream.

    • @prematuretigerflesh7717
      @prematuretigerflesh7717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sure bud, we believe you...

    • @maxweltersworld2270
      @maxweltersworld2270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@prematuretigerflesh7717 I swear to god, I'm not lying!

    • @xtr3me663
      @xtr3me663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      You had me dead at Dwayne Johnson

    • @godvm1164
      @godvm1164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@maxweltersworld2270 lol same even I get dreams like this like when my loved ones die in the dream I wake up crying. And I frequently get horror dreams.

    • @ElPasoCountyArchives
      @ElPasoCountyArchives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "Holy shit is that the rock fighting little zombie kids?!!"

  • @_Ghosty_.
    @_Ghosty_. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I literally couldn’t eat chicken nuggs after I saw the NASTY one ugh. Also James and everyone love ya! You make my days a lot better❤

  • @skylerpatrick23
    @skylerpatrick23 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly, one of my favourite things about this kill count is seeing the Brightburn Jaw scene again. With it being censored in the Brightburn KC, I was so ecstatic to see how it actually looked when I watched the movie in whole, and it's so cool every time I see it

  • @juciy8599
    @juciy8599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Can’t wait for The “Fear Street Trilogy” kill count

    • @aleeshahope27
      @aleeshahope27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I bet golden chainsaw is gonna be the breadslicer kill

    • @paulamcnaughton5939
      @paulamcnaughton5939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree. And for part two it will be the decapitated kill

    • @bigbandit4436
      @bigbandit4436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is he doing it?

    • @iateyourcheetos9951
      @iateyourcheetos9951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bigbandit4436 if fear street comes out in blu ray he well most definitely do it. If he doesn't it's bc it's not in blu ray

    • @MrSketchyPlays
      @MrSketchyPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iateyourcheetos9951 Isn't Fear street netflix exclusive?

  • @jourdynne27
    @jourdynne27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Important note to please remember that requests are counted *for consideration* whenever James isn’t sure what to cover on the Kill Count and wants to see what people have been asking for. The sheet is *not* meant to be taken as movies that are coming up on the schedule, so please don’t be mad if you don’t see all of these movies being covered next. Thanks, and keep those request emails comin’! 🥳

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Dear God, so much this, haha.

    • @alecjlewis1
      @alecjlewis1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DeadMeat I love that people are out here to help you out James!

    • @placeintheworldfadesaway5800
      @placeintheworldfadesaway5800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Finally, someone who says that comments get ignored.

    • @dirtiscake4701
      @dirtiscake4701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We just gonna skip over how this was commented 10 HOURS BEFORE THE VIDOE CAME OUT?

    • @StickiestOfCheese
      @StickiestOfCheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dirtiscake4701 *People supporting his Patreon gets early access to videos.*

  • @ThePositive0ne1
    @ThePositive0ne1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The run back for the nugget has me rolling.🤣

  • @julianobregon1808
    @julianobregon1808 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn’t even notice but I been waiting for him to do this one for a long time

  • @EdwinHargraves
    @EdwinHargraves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    pretty stoned, and "oh look, carnage" has me dying right now lol

    • @JamesEnsor
      @JamesEnsor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hell, I'm sober as a priest on Sunday and I thought it was pretty damn hilarious, too.

    • @EdwinHargraves
      @EdwinHargraves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JamesEnsor lmfaoo, clever response man 😂

  • @Plasstyre
    @Plasstyre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I misread the title as 'cuties', and I thought it was gonna be a completely different type of horror.

    • @m7.alsharaf747
      @m7.alsharaf747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No dude... no

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That will be the first real life kills

    • @pesciisthebestcharacter5100
      @pesciisthebestcharacter5100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "The dull machete for lamest kill goes to me after having to watch this."

    • @Plasstyre
      @Plasstyre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@pesciisthebestcharacter5100 "Golden chainsaw for coolest kill goes to Netflix's credibility after okaying this."

  • @mermer3572
    @mermer3572 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This might be one of, if not the only channel where seeing that an episode has a sponsor makes me excited, since I know that means James and the editors won't have to censor as much.

  • @calibur4589
    @calibur4589 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:41 having just finished lost, I'm glad I can now appreciate this reference

  • @alexal6660
    @alexal6660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    imagine how lucky you’d be if u were sick that day

    • @Kxelf
      @Kxelf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "So what happened at school yesterday while I was gone?"
      The kid who's always making stuff up:

    • @hopepapernacky
      @hopepapernacky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well I mean it still spread everywhere out of the school

    • @FlameyyWameyy
      @FlameyyWameyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Technically, everyone was sick that day

    • @tangetstone2.045
      @tangetstone2.045 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But unlucky when the virus spreads everywhere

  • @randomhorror1266
    @randomhorror1266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    This is one of the only horror movies that actually grossed me out and made it difficult for me to finish it. But, I did watch it and thought it was ok.

    • @gamingseed2511
      @gamingseed2511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same here, it wasn’t the best horror/comedy film, but the concept is nasty and it was memorable

    • @delook983
      @delook983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then don't watch Martyrs

    • @TalesOfOria
      @TalesOfOria ปีที่แล้ว

      Tusk

  • @brocksampson3405
    @brocksampson3405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I saw the film when I rented it on DVD years ago when Hasting was still in business. And although I liked the film because it was okay and all and I'm into zombie related films. Still, I felt the ending was too much of a cliffhanger and didn't know what to expect next. But it did leave me to feel nostalgic for some good times I had as a kid growing up.