Blood Rage (1987) KILL COUNT

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ต.ค. 2024
  • Buy BLOOD RAGE on...
    Bluray ► amzn.to/2xhHvlp
    Streaming (rental option available) ► amzn.to/2JRiakQ
    (paid link) - As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases
    PATREON ► / deadmeatjames
    MERCH (shirts & pins) ► www.DeadMeatSto...
    Assistant Editors: Bry & Zoran Gvojic
    Thanks, Bry & Zoran!
    Graphics created by Clara Leonard
    Dead Meat Podcast ► audioboom.com/...
    DnDnD (D&D podcast I'm in) ► open.spotify.c...
    Dead Meat on Social Media:
    Twitter ► / deadmeatjames
    Instagram ► / deadmeatjames
    Facebook ► / deadmeatjames
    Reddit ► / deadmeatjames
    James A. Janisse on Social Media:
    Twitter ► / jamesajanisse
    Instagram ► / jamesajanisse
    Practical Folks (James's other channel):
    / practicalfolks
    MUSIC!!
    ~~Logo/"The Numbers"~~
    "U Make Me Feel" by MK2
    • U Make Me Feel - MK2
    ~~Introduction Section~~
    "Darkest Child var A" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    creativecommons...
    • Kevin MacLeod ~ Darkes...
    ~~"The Kills"~~
    "Slow Shock" by Silent Partner
    • Slow Shock - Silent Pa...

ความคิดเห็น • 6K

  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    ►HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (Yes this video is being released on Wednesday, have two days of Thanksgiving, so what)
    ►►Check out the DnD Podcast I'm part of - HOURS of additional content to listen to! dndndpod.simplecast.fm/
    ►Support me at patreon.com/deadmeatjames for as little as $1 a month to get monthly rewards such as full-length commentary tracks, early releases, review videos, and more!
    ►►Merch (shirts and pins) at www.deadmeatstore.com. They'll ship the same day or day after you buy them!
    ►Check out the DEAD MEAT PODCAST - new episodes every TUESDAY - at audioboom.com/channel/deadmeatpodcast
    ►►Thanks for watching - comment with your favorite joke!

  • @TheWoolyWolf
    @TheWoolyWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    you can hear the enthusiasm in james voice after avoiding doing a thankskilling 3 kill count

    • @randomscrub9910
      @randomscrub9910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eliasfagerholm484 what.

    • @pussfill
      @pussfill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eliasfagerholm484 What Boi

    • @michaelrosemann2151
      @michaelrosemann2151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah but this year
      Thankskilling 3 Kill count

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eliasfagerholm484 I'm gonna pretend I never read your comment

    • @laqundrabarnett4141
      @laqundrabarnett4141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eliasfagerholm484 ummmmm weird

  • @tugmanfunkowitz5274
    @tugmanfunkowitz5274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4723

    Wait.... That guy selling condoms had them pinned to the inside of his jacket talk about selling faulty products

    • @Heavenly_Senshi
      @Heavenly_Senshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      they dont work why do i have a kid MAY DAY MAY DAY 9 months later i want refund

    • @majve6249
      @majve6249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @Godzilla-vw4vs
      @Godzilla-vw4vs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I would use tape

    • @bones9964
      @bones9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@Godzilla-vw4vs Flex tape would fix those condoms
      To show you how strong flex tape is, I poked holes in these condoms.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well i dont think it was through the condom just on the end

  • @officiallyfizzy4005
    @officiallyfizzy4005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    You can tell he loves this movie as soon as you hear james voice

  • @malte1560
    @malte1560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Her being annoyed is so iconic and would be me if a killer was chasing me like "urgh seriously now I gotta run DUMBASS!"

    • @tash4270
      @tash4270 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's me in Dead by Daylight 😂 I'd be useless irl in that situation, just "fine whatever this is how I go I guess"

  • @ConnorTheUndying
    @ConnorTheUndying 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    You know what, that wrong number caller was really nice about the number being wrong. He just seemed really nice and all that, I appreciate that.

    • @robertosergiodealmeida8412
      @robertosergiodealmeida8412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heeey
      I seen you before

    • @jacksonfairfax6351
      @jacksonfairfax6351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah Kris i agree, I also felt like it was foreshadowing killing the wrong son

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It seems like he heard the tone of her voice and under no cirumstances wanted to push any further

  • @charleecatbat751
    @charleecatbat751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2513

    God I can't help but feel so bad for Todd :(

    • @SunOnYeet
      @SunOnYeet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      @asian dude did you not watch the damn video ? Framed by his own brother for a murder, spent 10 years in an asylum, everyone believed he was a crazy psycho, when he thought this whole mess was over he realises that his mother was hoping she had killed him. That's pretty heavy even for a fictional character

    • @liamaltork2551
      @liamaltork2551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      What's the Deel With Evil Twins

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But which one? There's apparently two.

    • @MrMoon.
      @MrMoon. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      IKR feel so bad for him

    • @noahfuller4128
      @noahfuller4128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dr.bright6272 It was me, as I'mTodd

  • @RMM_Kai
    @RMM_Kai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2997

    It wasn’t cranberry sauce it was grenadine from my ice cream treats

  • @ringss_
    @ringss_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    This entire situation is still less crazy than some "Florida man" stories.

    • @RoseDragon529
      @RoseDragon529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Florida Man kills 11 people, blames twin

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@RoseDragon529Florida Man twin kills twin, blames twin

    • @vinceemery5943
      @vinceemery5943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is a Florida man story

    • @incelrevolution69
      @incelrevolution69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vinceemery5943 exactly! lol

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “Breaking news Florida woman stabs Florida man with squirrel”
      Yes that is a real news headline bruh

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2424

    Blood Rage sounds like a video game perk instead of a movie title.

  • @pinstripe4254
    @pinstripe4254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    The acting is incredible in this movie coming from the lead actor. Terry and Todd have completely different body language and give off completely different energies. Absolutely amazing

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    Todd might've been so traumatized after seeing his brother kill someone that he couldn't speak. That's a thing, right?

    • @raptorjesus5870
      @raptorjesus5870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sort of

    • @CosmicMetalhead
      @CosmicMetalhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Could be shock?

    • @raptorjesus5870
      @raptorjesus5870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@CosmicMetalhead I agree, probably shock.

    • @sarah98917
      @sarah98917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maybe he did say something and no one believed him?

    • @HarveMoone
      @HarveMoone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@CosmicMetalhead There’s actually a 1946 film noir movie titled Shock that’s exactly about someone witnessing a murder and going into basically catatonia starring Vincent Price. Great movie!

  • @dochojo9009
    @dochojo9009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    "Karen's, ugh, not Todd, so she gets the hell out of there"
    Choked on my coffee

  • @kiamvp1874
    @kiamvp1874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2891

    James is actually the third twin, notice how Terry, Todd and James are all wearing striped shirts. Exposed ya now James

    • @Herefortheteaandfood
      @Herefortheteaandfood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree

    • @jamisonjones3218
      @jamisonjones3218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      that’s like saying that i’m the fourth triplet.

    • @someoneepic7857
      @someoneepic7857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *GoTcHaBiTcHbOiYeEtDeAdMeMeS DiEd By THIRD TWIN*

    • @whoopsieskk
      @whoopsieskk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah man. I'm the seven'th sextuplet

    • @loganfinley1104
      @loganfinley1104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cat Playz it’s for the video

  • @jaymoon2377
    @jaymoon2377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Honestly, one of the best things about this movie is the visible joy James shows when he’s talking about NOT doing ThanksKilling three. That, and the jokes and tidbits are just absolutely hysterical

    • @gabebohannon2077
      @gabebohannon2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you know what movie he is referring to at 4:50

    • @rodrigoguerrero2535
      @rodrigoguerrero2535 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Moon r

    • @yagamil46
      @yagamil46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And a few years later, he did thanks killing 3

  • @arrteyy
    @arrteyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Brother Todd when he was blamed looked like he was thinking "I shouldve just stayed in the car."

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Hahaha

    • @juzo1453
      @juzo1453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And if Todd was in the car
      Terry would blame him
      For killing them
      My question would be
      Terry if Todd killed them
      Wouldn't she be dead instead of him?

  • @nicholasanderson344
    @nicholasanderson344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    This is still my favorite kill count of all time. The camp, the quotes, “eat it wall”, and the hiss laugh you do absolutely kills me. This is a gem 10/10 would recommend watching again and again.

  • @ohdearohdear
    @ohdearohdear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    4:24 "...Who's running around dressed like a goddamn taxi cab"
    Dead.

  • @jarsofpaperstars
    @jarsofpaperstars ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I’m going to AO3 to see if someone has written up a happy ending for Todd because Jesus Christ this is one of the most depressing fates for a completely innocent character I’ve ever seen.

    • @problematicpeach9237
      @problematicpeach9237 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I did the same thing, absolutely heartbroken when there was only 1 story hrbrjfjenen

    • @jarsofpaperstars
      @jarsofpaperstars ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@problematicpeach9237 And that one story is reader insert smut🙃 fml

    • @sberky98
      @sberky98 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jarsofpaperstars EXCUSE ME WHAT

    • @Samx3x
      @Samx3x ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jarsofpaperstars Link?😼

    • @jarsofpaperstars
      @jarsofpaperstars ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sberky98 fanfic writers are a different breed, for better and for worse😖

  • @wolfboythecreator1614
    @wolfboythecreator1614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    This has to be the funniest kill count 😂😂😂😂

    • @iamjefft118
      @iamjefft118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ASTRID TOAD Agreed

    • @someguy1515
      @someguy1515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thankskilling is close. Thanksgiving turns James into a lean mean comedy machine

    • @landonio4700
      @landonio4700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch thankskilling

    • @iamjefft118
      @iamjefft118 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CLORLOX BLEACH I did

    • @LTNebraska
      @LTNebraska 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The funniest ones were the leprechaun movies those ones go hard

  • @scottpilgrimpwns
    @scottpilgrimpwns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    SLASHER: THE BLOOD RAGE NIGHTMARE OF SHADOW WOODS

  • @hailey-senpai4350
    @hailey-senpai4350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I love how excited James looked as he explains that he didn't have to do a Kill Count for Thankskilling
    God that the happiest I've seen this man

  • @Cinderkin
    @Cinderkin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2475

    You know your fans are going to request Thankskilling 3 for a Kill Count.
    Blood Rage is pretty awesome, glad you covered it! Happy holidays and be good people

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      I hope they can tell from the clips I showed that it's just not worth anyone's time. It's not a fun horror movie like TK1. It's just a mess with puppets.

    • @happyboyproductions7
      @happyboyproductions7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Just for your suffering I want one

    • @itzbob2369
      @itzbob2369 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @aaronbethel03
      @aaronbethel03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@DeadMeat but I need it like if I sat through thanks killing and jack frost without wanting to die I could sit through thanks killing 3 make it please
      Ps. How was the surgery

    • @ryangarcia6394
      @ryangarcia6394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea thanskilling is a really bad movie it’s just bad

  • @DR2WINNER
    @DR2WINNER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    James I absolutely fuckin love how clear it is how much fun you had making this ❤️😂

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "She tries to get into Terry's pants, even though he's clearly uncomfortable."
    CALL THE FBI!!

  • @Reviewer2016
    @Reviewer2016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Todd has got to be the most saddest character I’ve ever seen.
    -He gets framed by his psycho brother for murder at a young age.
    -Spends most of his life in a mental institution.
    -He managed to escape only for his still psycho brother plans to use his escape just to kill some more likely just to frame him.
    -just when he thinks his mom is on his side he learns she intended to kill him.
    -Said mother kills herself upon learning she didn’t get the right kid.
    -I also read their were sirens in the distance and the only person who could have helped just left so he’s basically screwed in that scenario.
    The only comfort I can see was he would be given the insanity plea once again . But still poor bastard. The only thing that would have been worse would be if Terry took advantage of their moms inability to tell them apart to begin with (Terry’s real name was todd and he just took in when he framed him)

    • @baraqel7947
      @baraqel7947 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about Anakin Skywalker?

    • @Reviewer2016
      @Reviewer2016 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@baraqel7947 that’s sad but for another reason

    • @Sean-zs7mz
      @Sean-zs7mz ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean Karen witnessed the whole thing she's going to explain to the cops it was terry and not Todd, with her testimony and no evidence that Todd did any of it, I'm sure he walked or maybe he was sent back to the asylum

    • @Reviewer2016
      @Reviewer2016 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sean-zs7mz thanks well like I said maybe

    • @kuraarachan
      @kuraarachan ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​ @Reviewer2016 @@Sean-zs7mz Also identical twins have different fingerprints so it would be pretty simple to determine that Terry was the real killer with some basic forensics.

  • @kaialexander6806
    @kaialexander6806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Now I have to start saying "that's not cranberry sauce" in completely irrelevant situations just to honour this movie.

  • @jacobbruen9231
    @jacobbruen9231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Maddie: Sees Terry wearing the new
    shirt earlier in the movie
    Also Maddie: Shoots Terry in that same exact shirt but still thinks that it’s Todd for some reason

    • @inukaiya1509
      @inukaiya1509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think she just went insane. And just saw one of the twins and shot.

    • @jacobbruen9231
      @jacobbruen9231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@inukaiya1509 bold of you to assume she wasn’t always insane

    • @inukaiya1509
      @inukaiya1509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jacobbruen9231 Hahaha true, OK she was always insane and just finally snapped.

    • @celieboo
      @celieboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Denial!

  • @leonardoguerrero444
    @leonardoguerrero444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That "EAT IT WALL" scene is one of the reasons I love old sleazy horror films like this. Your commentary was done the way my friends and I joke about these scenes too. So good.
    Same goes for the Cranberry Sauce joke

  • @conjurer5725
    @conjurer5725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I really wanted to see James loose it talking about thanskilling 3

    • @RobbieLeeFYI
      @RobbieLeeFYI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't think that there is a soul on Earth thsat doesn't want James talking about Thankskilling 3 (apart from James).

    • @michaelmyers1406
      @michaelmyers1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      :-;

    • @deactivatedperson3759
      @deactivatedperson3759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RobbieLeeFYI Chelsea maybe

  • @unwantedangel9025
    @unwantedangel9025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    I love the facts about actors and tidbits you put in love your videos! Happy Thanksgiving

    • @KingConradVI
      @KingConradVI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happy Thanksgiving!!! 🌽🍖🍗

    • @autisticpidgin1174
      @autisticpidgin1174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Conrad Jack dude you have the same name as me lol

  • @brandonruiz7588
    @brandonruiz7588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I’m thinking that Maddie just hated Todd and loves Terry way too much.

    • @ameliarodriguez4964
      @ameliarodriguez4964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Brandon Ruiz ya and she should be happy either way if she’s with Todd or Terry and also she should tell them apart

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      There something about her character that really made me dislike her,maybe her face ,hairstyle and clothing choice. She really looks like my East German teacher.

    • @razminfox1787
      @razminfox1787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@junichiroyamashita for me it’s her favoritism for terry even after finding out Todd was innocent seems like she was going kill him and pin the murders on him and cover it up for Teri

  • @onghuiwen4574
    @onghuiwen4574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “Karen is not Todd, so she gets the hell out of there” - best line of the video.

    • @Tad1945
      @Tad1945 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not cranberry sauce either lol.

  • @WolfmansGotNards
    @WolfmansGotNards 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    This is one of those 80s horror movies I didn't watch until it's Blu-ray release a few years ago, and it still didn't take anything away from the movie. It was awesome!

    • @TOM-ro7rt
      @TOM-ro7rt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wolfman's Got Nards ayyy your here love your channel dude keep up the good work

    • @KeyKey-fg8sk
      @KeyKey-fg8sk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi wolfmans

    • @clumbling
      @clumbling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my dad watches you

    • @atomicweirdo3229
      @atomicweirdo3229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You got that name from monster squad didn't you

    • @SnakeArtists
      @SnakeArtists 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh hey wolfman random seeing you here

  • @ralpharpaio9480
    @ralpharpaio9480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    *tHaTS Not crAnBeRRy sAUce*

    • @maniaclrobot
      @maniaclrobot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *WHERE'S THE CRANBERRY SAUCE!?*

    • @RedToad900
      @RedToad900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *wAnNa SpRiTe CrAnBeRrY1?/!*

    • @nagito4746
      @nagito4746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Red Toad really 😂😂😂😂

  • @mickyjoe97
    @mickyjoe97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Her facial expression with that music cue at 5:11 is priceless!

  • @therealestrj7496
    @therealestrj7496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    James: is that cranberry sauce?
    Terry: its not cranberry sauce
    James: OK just checking

  • @leodavinci4913
    @leodavinci4913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Vodka and tomato juice.
    Bloody mary

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mm yummy

    • @thesilvereevee1773
      @thesilvereevee1773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That tomato juice is not cranberry sauce artie, that's not cranberry sauce.

    • @clearcasket1555
      @clearcasket1555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It needs a celery stalk.

    • @canadey97
      @canadey97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s just a really sad Bloody Mary lol

    • @adamstanton5365
      @adamstanton5365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clearcasket1555 it needs mallory archer

  • @austinkruse7610
    @austinkruse7610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Damn. I don’t think I’ve ever seen James not do a film due to it being “bad”. And this is the guy who did Seed of Chucky, The Leprechaun movies, Freddy’s dead, and Saw 3D. Lol
    (Btw what movie is at 4:51)

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      It was, indeed, a first.

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dead Meat at least that’s the only sequel lol

    • @orenges
      @orenges 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't he say that Kill Count was about the horror genre and they had to look at the bad and ugly etc?

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      orenges yea, but I guess in this case, Thankskilling 3 was just too bad(and too ugly) to do

    • @hannahstevenson27
      @hannahstevenson27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leprechaun is a classic though and Warwick Davis is an amazing actor. He has done some great movies.
      He did make a ton of shitty sequels to Leprechaun though 😂

  • @SincereApollogies
    @SincereApollogies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    Shes todd
    Hes todd
    They’re todd
    IM TODD
    (Spongebob)

    • @rdvgod1113
      @rdvgod1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Espeon Pokémon “are there any other todds I should know about!?”

    • @SincereApollogies
      @SincereApollogies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RDV God xD

    • @timothyblinn9734
      @timothyblinn9734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@SincereApollogies Spongetodd

    • @SincereApollogies
      @SincereApollogies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Timothy Blinn oh my god yes XD

    • @SincereApollogies
      @SincereApollogies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But Karens Not Todd

  • @kendall2262
    @kendall2262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I could see James just sitting in a movie theater taking notes and eating popcorn
    Idk why ;-;

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's exactly something he would do, mostly just for laughs

    • @exwhyzgaming8996
      @exwhyzgaming8996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      50 Shades of Grey, just taking notes on a notepad

  • @disphit5350
    @disphit5350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    (Terry) *_EXISTS_*
    The girl: (annoyed) oh god its you again?

  • @katie_bracco
    @katie_bracco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I still can’t forget Thanks killing 1 *shivers* I can’t forget

  • @real1swin
    @real1swin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    It's not cranberry
    It's a sprite cranberry

  • @gamingdemon12
    @gamingdemon12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    7:18 "Vodka and Tomato Juice?"
    James, that's the recipe to a Bloody Mary

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Noooooo it isnt. You gotta put a SHIT TON more stuff into it to make a bloody. Mainly Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco and horseradish.
      You pour me a tomato juice and vodka then call it a bloody, I'll be rather upset

    • @kingcolt8110
      @kingcolt8110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jordanhicks5131 Jesus calm down

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kingcolt8110 I'm perfectly calm

    • @dillonowens3604
      @dillonowens3604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vodka and tomato are the MAIN ingredients. Calm down.

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dillonowens3604 I mean, vodka and tomato juice are technically a Bloody Mary like Jack and Jill is technically a movie.

  • @Zusse
    @Zusse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I've never seen Blood Rage but I do appreciate that you've talked about it

  • @velnoa
    @velnoa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    This movie is batshit crazy....
    I LOVE THIS

  • @trinitytheater5256
    @trinitytheater5256 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "…no matter how much his milquetoast speech says otherwise."
    *cut to Terry literally toasting with milk*
    Well played, James. Well played.

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The doctor's death was so cool!!! I haven't really seen a kill that unique before! I mean, sure I've seen people cut in half in movies but this is some Mortal Kombat level cut in half! The way she was writhing in agony and twitching just made it perfect!

  • @Ywxns
    @Ywxns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    My favorite part is that you censored everything with cranberries

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Turkeys woulda been pretty funny.

    • @HazzronIV
      @HazzronIV 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that brand too.

  • @whitesabbath6581
    @whitesabbath6581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Blood Rage (1987)
    -------------------------
    Director: John Grissmer
    -------------------------
    Producer: Marianne Kanter
    -------------------------
    Writer: Bruce Rubin
    -------------------------
    Starring: Louise Lasser, Mark Soper, Marianne Kanter, Julie Gordon, Jayne Bentzen, Bill Cakmis, James Farrell, Ed French, William Fuller, Gerry Lou, Chad Montgomery, Lisa Randall, Doug Weiser, Dana Drescher, Brad Leland, Rebecca Thorp, Ted Raimi
    -------------------------
    Composer: Richard Einhorn
    -------------------------
    Cinematographer: Richard E. Brooks
    -------------------------
    Editor: Christine P. Williams
    -------------------------
    Distributor: Film Limited
    -------------------------
    Release Date: March 29th, 1987
    -------------------------
    Runtime: 79 minutes (censored) | 82 minutes (uncut)

  • @m40ndh
    @m40ndh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I'M TODD
    NO IM TODD
    Me: I'm not Todd so I'm just gonna run before whoever is Todd kills me.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hi I'm Todd..... *raises machete*

  • @bradman8303
    @bradman8303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Good Adam Sandler impression 4:46

  • @j.r.cilliangreen4083
    @j.r.cilliangreen4083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Off topic entirely...Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is terribly underrated and awesome. Great Kill Count, James!!!

  • @spacemanchef
    @spacemanchef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    This video is not sponsord by cranberry sauce

    • @somerandomguy4812
      @somerandomguy4812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But it’s sponsored by Grenadine!

    • @spacemanchef
      @spacemanchef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@somerandomguy4812 for his ice cream treats?

    • @somerandomguy4812
      @somerandomguy4812 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Insert the Ice Cream Man or James intensively staring into the camera for half a minute)

    • @retailstore8553
      @retailstore8553 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love cranberry sauce

  • @maximumpower98
    @maximumpower98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Kills
    1. Trojan Fan 2:47
    2. Brad 5:53
    3. Jackie 6:20
    4. Dr. Berman 6:43
    5. Bill 9:49
    6.-7. Gregg & Andrea 11:34
    8. Artie 12:23
    9. Julie 13:38
    10. Terry 15:08
    11. Maddy 16:21

  • @Clarkthedogo
    @Clarkthedogo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Take a shot every time he says, “it’s not cranberry sauce.”

    • @Qwiqs
      @Qwiqs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eye hi

    • @folasadesuzanne
      @folasadesuzanne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Balou Frisbee 🤣🤣🤣

    • @HiddenInTheTruth
      @HiddenInTheTruth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd rather not get alcohol poisoning...

    • @Clarkthedogo
      @Clarkthedogo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HiddenInTheTruth There’s always a chance

    • @mariusspadasinul
      @mariusspadasinul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im fucking dead now thank you dude

  • @cyrilmagi6201
    @cyrilmagi6201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    7:18 Well there is indeed a cocktail made with vodka and tomato juice (also with lemon juice, chilli peper and spices). It's called a Bloody Mary (maybe they used this because it's a gory movie).

    • @katiewhelan6431
      @katiewhelan6431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bloody Mary, Blood rage... it's appropriate for sure

  • @UnlikeRelic
    @UnlikeRelic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    It's not Cranberry... That's because it's Grenadine.. for my ice cream treats!

    • @samuraidragon2716
      @samuraidragon2716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You deserve more likes for that!!!! XD

  • @samantha.redacted
    @samantha.redacted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    It's not cranberry sauce, it's grenadine, for my ice cream treats!

    • @stalis6919
      @stalis6919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Copied huh

    • @OkthenBi
      @OkthenBi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Original from: RMM_Toxic

  • @elijahkelly3347
    @elijahkelly3347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    James should make a movie and then kill count it.

    • @alexyew17
      @alexyew17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He kinda did with the Season 2 Look-See kill count

    • @Hannah-gi9kg
      @Hannah-gi9kg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Elijah Kelly or go on a mass murdering spree for years then count the kills

    • @jacobregan5813
      @jacobregan5813 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good idea

    • @juzo1453
      @juzo1453 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He already did a kill count on it

    • @jacobregan5813
      @jacobregan5813 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juzo1453 what's the name called

  • @thechunguschronicles5933
    @thechunguschronicles5933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Why is it so ironic that a channel about killing people have the BEST host and a very good community hmmmm

  • @bobbyfit
    @bobbyfit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    14:02 My man really made a Matthew Lillard "Scream" reference?
    James A. Janise, Ladies and Gentleman 🤣🤙🏿

    • @swornsword1083
      @swornsword1083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Janise*

    • @bobbyfit
      @bobbyfit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swornsword1083 actually there's an extra S, but that's ok! Still funny! 🤣

    • @swornsword1083
      @swornsword1083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bobbyfit Yeah bro! 👌🏼

  • @SketchySkullKnight
    @SketchySkullKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    9:53 I love how the fake head in Blood Rage is better than the one from Friday the 13th - Part 3

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    James sounds like he's trying to hold in laughter at the beginning

  • @jaliljackson6404
    @jaliljackson6404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    MOM: what are you thankful for?
    ME: ummmmm, dead meat.
    Mom: noooooooo
    ME: ummmmm, kill counts
    Mom: noooooooo
    ME :James a. Janisse.
    Mom: yessssssssssssssss!

  • @taco4242
    @taco4242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    What I have learned from this movie and the Friday series, is that machetes give you the power to teleport in slasher movies. Btw, awesome kill count!

  • @onnapnewo
    @onnapnewo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I'm a Todd
    He's a Todd
    She's a Todd
    ‘cause we're all Todds

    • @YaBoiJay999
      @YaBoiJay999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome to Goodburger home of the Goodburger can I take ya order?

    • @squirrele.1266
      @squirrele.1266 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, I'm a greg

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@squirrele.1266 *kills you* WE'RE ALL TODD

    • @AustinBlack28
      @AustinBlack28 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ARR THERE ANY MORE TODDS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT??

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are many "A Todd"'s, but only 1 The Todd.
      Reference five.

  • @newname34695
    @newname34695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    " blood rage, a bat shit insane b movie slasher" so... I'm guessing thankskilling 3 is a horse shit insane b movie

  • @karlvincent136
    @karlvincent136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Do a kill count in final destination

    • @papa_seaottercontent1495
      @papa_seaottercontent1495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hell yeah I agree

    • @plutossonn
      @plutossonn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YES

    • @RoseLikesFootball
      @RoseLikesFootball 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      According to another comments section, the production company of the franchise is super strict and he said any Final Destination kill count would probably be taken down.

    • @Skalopulton301
      @Skalopulton301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Karl Vincent I just got done watching all 5 Final Destination Movies!

    • @mrktrekt5146
      @mrktrekt5146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesssss

  • @redhood4747
    @redhood4747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    EAT IT WALL! 4:06
    10 likes thanks

  • @mattmccomas1
    @mattmccomas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I honestly think the lead actor did pretty dang well with the dual roles. He was clearly having fun with the parts. I wasn't as sold with the mom's performance like James was though. But man was this a fun, crazy ass slasher. Everyone really needs to see it for themselves.

  • @ledankmemer6706
    @ledankmemer6706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    9:12 My man is out here looking like Mr Bean!

  • @BitestheStuff
    @BitestheStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    At least Todd cleaned that pool when he killed those people. That pool was sparkling clean by the end of the movie.

    • @pocket1355
      @pocket1355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ....it was terry who killed everyone

  • @pinkluigienjoyer
    @pinkluigienjoyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love James’s Owen Wilson impression,quality content.

  • @getalongpassthebong6060
    @getalongpassthebong6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    as someone who is also named Todd I couldn't help but join in on the chanting at the end there

  • @supersonicxz1
    @supersonicxz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Wait so if she’s Todd and he’s Todd. Then who brought the cranberry sauce?

    • @thidumgamer4508
      @thidumgamer4508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ted Raimi, it was in the other side of his jacket.

    • @cuzimspecial1
      @cuzimspecial1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait a minute
      THAT'S NOT CRANBERRY SAUCE, ARETE!

    • @mojojojoke8028
      @mojojojoke8028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nosferatu!

    • @cancer2558
      @cancer2558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's obviously todd

    • @m4gmaroni
      @m4gmaroni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No one brought it, cause it’s not cranberry sauce.

  • @autisticpidgin1174
    @autisticpidgin1174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    You sound so excited I love how good the commentary is
    Edit: thx so much for the heart I love you❤️❤️❤️
    Edit:2 thx for 116 likes I've never had that much before

    • @yakudisa
      @yakudisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ah yes very nice

    • @autisticpidgin1174
      @autisticpidgin1174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ot jooce ikr it's like satisfying

    • @yakudisa
      @yakudisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@autisticpidgin1174 yea

    • @circumcizednun1814
      @circumcizednun1814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm your 200th liker

    • @autisticpidgin1174
      @autisticpidgin1174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pug- Man thanks dude this is my first time I've ever had that much

  • @raeve1394
    @raeve1394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    James seems waaaay more pumped than any intro🤔😃

    • @bradybullard1328
      @bradybullard1328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rens-lolgozer10 NL that’s because he doesn’t want to count Thankskilling 3

  • @MrRomansk1
    @MrRomansk1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    dude, movies like this and chopping mall I´d probably never got to watch without your kill counts and they instantly became two of my favourites... just really fantastic,unforced b-movie shit with both of em having ridiculously awesome 80s soundtracks

  • @glambert169507
    @glambert169507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    loved the scream reference with: "You hit me with a phone dick!" it gets me every time. Happy Thanksgiving James!

  • @KingConradVI
    @KingConradVI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Four minutes in and I'm already laughing my ass off. This has to be the funniest one yet! 😂😂😂😂
    ^¬^

  • @Curizix
    @Curizix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    14:02 Nice Scream Reference

  • @mettatheone1705
    @mettatheone1705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the pure joy in the intro of being able to avoid Thankskilling 3

  • @imosix9264
    @imosix9264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When will James hit 2 million?! He deserves it.

  • @snottynose
    @snottynose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    James is one of the few guys that can make a “horror” movie funny. Keep it up
    P.S. Do thanks-killing 3

  • @elisisco1252
    @elisisco1252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Gobble Gobble", you guys remember that LOL

    • @MrsMaggie1981
      @MrsMaggie1981 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No I'm tod

    • @genno948
      @genno948 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t have gas so I’ll take ass

  • @m40ndh
    @m40ndh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    That's not cranberry sauce!....ITS.....KETCHUP! Lol

  • @joddelrealingo7737
    @joddelrealingo7737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Pls do a kill count of "Battle Royale" its a japanese movie with awesome kills

    • @mechabeluga6796
      @mechabeluga6796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That’s the actual inspiration of fortnite

    • @battleforvoidzeroth5243
      @battleforvoidzeroth5243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@mechabeluga6796 No, it's the inspiration of the battle Royale genre in general.

    • @legionprime7715
      @legionprime7715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *I said the real Battle Royale...*

    • @epicguy5005
      @epicguy5005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s that movie based off fortnite

    • @mechabeluga6796
      @mechabeluga6796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totallynot LordcheeseB it’s not a meme it’s a fact and u liked ur own comment

  • @ashnoodless
    @ashnoodless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Waiting for everyone to ask for thankskilling 3 just for that rap

    • @Slensei
      @Slensei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thankskilling one was enough...even I couldn't make it through the movie, and I fucking love horrible movies.

    • @drewkilmurray5085
      @drewkilmurray5085 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slensei no bud it was amazing

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That will be one hell of a trip.

  • @calmfox493
    @calmfox493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Here's a good question why would they let a kid see a sex scene
    edit: never had this many likes lol thanks for the likes and also thanks for answering my question really appreciate it

    • @sparkfilms558
      @sparkfilms558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Calm Fox they probably were shooting shots of the kids and the couple separately; there are probably laws against shooting the two together.

    • @Js_izz
      @Js_izz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Calm down it’s just Mother Nature. Oh look she’s doing it, look Billy it’s Mother Nature

    • @sapphelis
      @sapphelis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@legionprime7715 no nut lifw

    • @clockandballtorturewithcra5010
      @clockandballtorturewithcra5010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They most likely did those shots at different times in different rooms separately so that exact scenario wouldn't come into play.

    • @clockandballtorturewithcra5010
      @clockandballtorturewithcra5010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kira the cat girl Well, for legal issues that would also be the reason why kids aren't/shouldn't be in the same room as the adults in a sex scene.

  • @AS-km2nh
    @AS-km2nh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I just wanna give Todd a hug :( I feel so bad for him

  • @megand1609
    @megand1609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the guy that played terry and todd was brilliant, especially with terry. terry was scary because it looked like this was all just a game for him. he was goofing around a lot and that's honestly terrifying. nothing scarier than a killer with no remorse that openly jokes around like it's another saturday

  • @levitrigg148
    @levitrigg148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I thought thanks killing III was a joke until i googled it

  • @banj-gk8dl
    @banj-gk8dl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    11:26 you could say they’ve been planking
    Don’t come after me please

  • @cadegentry6282
    @cadegentry6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Wow the mom had the most smoker voice I’ve ever heard

  • @WoolLikeaboss
    @WoolLikeaboss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Thank god for blood rage!! Thankskilling 3 would been the worst movie in the world!!! Keep the great work James!

    • @onyxsky2304
      @onyxsky2304 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would of liked to see him take it on, but ill take a good kill count any day

  • @brockolsen3871
    @brockolsen3871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Can we see a Gremlins kill count for Christmas?!

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes please James and THE NEW BATCH there's two films don't worry.

    • @elijahhorne7407
      @elijahhorne7407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But he needs to do the new batch if he does Gremlins!

    • @thescout8804
      @thescout8804 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He already has

    • @WitherHoldingASpoon
      @WitherHoldingASpoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brock Olsen ya PLEASE

    • @elijahhorne7407
      @elijahhorne7407 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thescout8804 what?!

  • @Valkyrie_Persephone
    @Valkyrie_Persephone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm not a big fan of horror but this looks like a genuinely interesting movie, I'm actually surprised the horror industry doesn't go more into twins and having them frame each other for murder! I enjoy this one a lot since you seemed really happy to talk about it and it does seem genuinely good for a low budget movie! I'd really love to see more movies like this out in the horror market even though I avoid watching horror movies. I hope you have a happy Thanksgiving and have luck in finding movies just as interesting as this one!

  • @thedreaminghermit4971
    @thedreaminghermit4971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3 years later…he finally did it. He covered ThanksKilling 3😏