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The fact that you got the spelling wrong for "got a" is dissapointing as you just said "gotta" which means you're doing something like "I gotta get some bread" so mega _oof_
@@bubble5510 Megatron always had his bois's back, and never lied once to his fellow scum! He hated them all and so he did not hide it! But yea, he is still a genocidal psychopath thou
6:15 Ok, about that Once I found an old notebook in my closet, and it was stained with some brown liquid- I smelled it, it smelled like bread, I told my mum “hey mum, this stain smells like bread. What was it stained with? Liquid bread?” And proceeded to laugh. She then told me the stain was from my dad spilling bear on my notebook. This was like 2 years ago tf
03:17 Not "JUST a better way of throwing a rock" but [ _eagle.jpg_ ] the most American way possible. An invention that burns fuel to do it, so even lazy people can throw rocks. Loud one, too.
'Speedrunners are literally spending all of their time in games, trying not to spend much time in games...' This makes me the world's fast Zelda speedrunner!!
The whole concept of pinnochio is flawed, because if someone asked him a question he doesn't want to answer he can just say: "I don't want to tell you" his nose won't grow because he's not lying, and the person won't know the answer to the question.
Also, as Bobsheaux pointed out in his review of _The Magic Riddle_ , Pinocchio wanting to become an actor doesn't make much sense, since he would have to speak untruths for a living.
The original 1883 story was a morality tale, and depicts Pinocchio as a reckless, lazy, idiotic jerk. He literally burns his own feet off while trying to make a fire, so he’d definitely never think of that. Also the story was supposed to end with him getting hanged to death (until the editor stepped in)... can you imagine Disney making THAT into a movie?
Somebody: Americans have literally no banter Some other people: Idk what country this is coming but we've probably beaten you in a war at some point Somebody: Vietnam Some other people: You got me there.
Technically, Canada wasn't Canada the last time the USA had beaten Canada. Therefore Canada is the closest country to the US that was never bent into submission to OIL. And they got a gigantic shared border with them.
ok the dude that made the post at 6:20, i have the exact form of colorblindness. There’s a place called infocus, (idk if you have one where you live) and they hooked me up with some colorblind glasses. Whoever made that post, if you can see this, i hope this helps. :)
6:10 Yeah I know. We in Sweden have it pretty chill. For instance we are the only european country to not be in a lockdown and get we have relativly low Covid-19 infections per day.
Is it just you were whenever you take a deep breath and you forgot you were breathing you get mad and frayed to forget your breathing? Oh it’s just me nah I’m kidding
7:32 that actually happened in my country once and because in law a grandson and a grandfather cant go to the military at once he is asking to not go to the military and technically he is right
@@emblight4077 - Further explanations: • Those vectors make that symbol when entered into a graphing calculator. • The anarchy symbol is commonly spray-painted on buildings, because it represents defiance of authority, and defacing buildings is something the authorities disapprove of.
8:03 another case of the Godwin effect or the mathematic probability of "as an online conversation goes on the probality of mention the axis power steadily increases by 1"
3:21 I can agree the rock thrower is way louder I used it to throw a rock at someone not they are acting lick the rock went throw thing and yes it is loud after they alway are screaming lounder than micheal Jackson when I use the rock throw on some one
Robin is the first person to get the “no no he’s gotta point” voice right
Edit: _Gotta_
He seems like he'd be an anime voice actor
The fact that you got the spelling wrong for "got a" is dissapointing as you just said "gotta" which means you're doing something like "I gotta get some bread" so mega _oof_
Scorpio M7 I don’t think anyone cares-
Lol true
@@ScorpV1 shuut uuup bitwchhcchchchchchh
Man Robin sound likes his favorite color is white
r/rareinsults
Why is this so accurate
i thought of every other color and white is the only accurate one
Spitting straight facts, even if those facts are circular 😔
Uno is the best Video game no he’s spitting gay facts
Skywalking Studioz 500 subs pls? Like me
This entire subreddit is just "Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor." As a literalist, I respect that.
JustRob
Same it’s the reason I made a reddit account.
This needs to get pinned
70
Were you the 70th like?
;]
Teacher:”You can’t breath underwater”
Me:Points at a cloud
Anyone can breathe underwater
Briefly
blue hood did you ever die to mist?
This comment deserves a pin
r/technicallythetruth
People ignore the fact that clouds are just condensed water.
Dude, I knew a guy named Amith - he would always call himself “a myth” in kahoot 😂
Lunar_Memories
Lol bet the teachers hated that.
So, i know this is old but i guess when him mom was pregnant, you could have called him "Amith" in the making.
I'll see myself out now...
Wait a minute, so should I name myself "iron" every time an English class comes? My name is Airam
That can’t be real, that must be a myth.
This dude sounds like the car insurance guy mixed with an extremely friendly American
Plot twist: he is
Plot twist: he isn't
It's called "being canadian"
@@Crazylom plot twist:he isn't canadian
@Charlie Lock
Very rare
Not completely wrong
*Other forms of child to eat:*
Lamb.
Veal.
Caviar, but you could also put that in with eggs.
Eggs are only half a child.
Eggs are more popular, just because Gason ate that many dozen eggs.
You forgot human babys
@@Fortnite-os9ny what about a fetus
✯︎ᴢᴀᴏ-ᴄʜᴀɴ✯︎ what about s p e r m c e l l h o m e
Can you be your own grandpa?
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty."
Yeah, lord Megatron is at least sincere!
President Starscream r/cursedcomments, ah the worst form of truth
President Starscream Star scream is better than megatron
@@bubble5510 Megatron always had his bois's back, and never lied once to his fellow scum! He hated them all and so he did not hide it! But yea, he is still a genocidal psychopath thou
@@bubble5510 Starscream tried to kill Megathot for fucking centuries XD
Only Robin can do the “No no, he’s got a point”. Don’t argue with me.
No no, he's got a point
No no, he’s got a point.
Yea yea robin has a point
No no, he’s got a point
69 likes 😏
"If humans go extinct, no-one will care"
Not true, our dogs who we've raised and loved will care.
And the dogs locked in the basement
But the cats won’t, because they’ll cause our extinction
Cats might care, depends on how close they are to you
or will they?
@@shootme9111 some even get anxious while away from their owners
This dude sounds like a narrator to a superhero cartoon show in the 60s.
Omg you are so right
r/Rareinsults
just a king dedede main not really an insult
I mean his name is Robin
...his name is Robin ...very close...
why does this guy sound like his girlfriend's boyfriend?
R/TechnicallyTheTruth
Oliver Blaszkiewicz yep
@@bonesmalone7826 r/foundthemobileuser
@@alluseri r/foundthehondacivic
No no he’s got a point
Fun fact: earthquakes are literally ground breaking
It's just the earth having cold or hot shivers 😂
XD not the puns!!
That made me angry for no reason.
Second Fun Fact: Tornadoes are causing a storm
So were shovels
6:15
Ok, about that
Once I found an old notebook in my closet, and it was stained with some brown liquid- I smelled it, it smelled like bread, I told my mum “hey mum, this stain smells like bread. What was it stained with? Liquid bread?” And proceeded to laugh.
She then told me the stain was from my dad spilling bear on my notebook.
This was like 2 years ago tf
What bear
I never encountered a beer that was the taste of a bread. But there's a liquid bread.
"Naw, naw... He gotta point."
I want the loop of that, please.
No no hes got a point
No no hes got a point
no no, he's got a point
NO no I shit myself
"Canada is a myth!"
Me, sipping my Tim hortons iced capp: interesting
Im... a bot? Oh dear.
apparently we are!
Technically nothing is a real state or place
The beginning it was just a huge green earth-
BRO CANADA I IDNT EXPECT TO SEE U HERE
@@midrabbit1258 Why does your cash look like play money from a boardgame?
8:22 People living in the 1600s starter pack: Graves
Robin: Yeah, I'm digging it
Me: Wait, No
You have to study grave robbing first
Archeologists are just grave robbers with a degree
@@mrfastleopard1 How many time has to pass for grave robbing to become archeology?
@@fukini2594 Idk, you tell me
@@mrfastleopard1 Bro, that was a legit question, I need answers/asnwers(I dunno the spelling pretend is right)
“Can somebody smell Florida”
Me: yea I can because I live in florida
Ohhhh I thought I was the only one who smelled bud lite and guns
R/floridaman
*no, no, he's got a point.*
Florida property smells like Bud light and gunpowder it's just a hint of salt
03:17 Not "JUST a better way of throwing a rock" but [ _eagle.jpg_ ] the most American way possible.
An invention that burns fuel to do it, so even lazy people can throw rocks. Loud one, too.
'Speedrunners are literally spending all of their time in games, trying not to spend much time in games...'
This makes me the world's fast Zelda speedrunner!!
Ah yes a man of culture
My mom: You need to start liking more girly things!
Me: Starts liking girl.
My mom: Surprised pikachu face
The whole concept of pinnochio is flawed, because if someone asked him a question he doesn't want to answer he can just say: "I don't want to tell you" his nose won't grow because he's not lying, and the person won't know the answer to the question.
Also, as Bobsheaux pointed out in his review of _The Magic Riddle_ , Pinocchio wanting to become an actor doesn't make much sense, since he would have to speak untruths for a living.
And the spell can be broken by saying "This sentence will make my nose grow."
Da hell
The original 1883 story was a morality tale, and depicts Pinocchio as a reckless, lazy, idiotic jerk. He literally burns his own feet off while trying to make a fire, so he’d definitely never think of that. Also the story was supposed to end with him getting hanged to death (until the editor stepped in)... can you imagine Disney making THAT into a movie?
@@Ajehy
> can you imagine Disney making THAT into a movie?
The man: no
The corporation: if they think they can make money out of it, they WILL
This hole subreddit is just "no no , he's got a point" and "the floor here is made out of floor".
@Eye Yam Stew Peed lmao sorry english is my second language
Your comment is edited but you did it fix hole
No, it's r/technically the truth
@@4nto514 r/technically the truth
Fun fact: Mars isn’t the only planet that had a robot on it. NASA sent a satellite into Jupiter
Fun fact: Mars and Jupiter aren't the only planets that had robots on it, Earth has had many
Dat PinkKoala I said a as in 1
@@BackAtItAgainAtKrispyKreme That could still mean multiple though lol. If a planet has three robots on it, it still has a robot on it.
Unorthodox I know, but I’m just saying I meant “a” as in one in the sentence. Re-read before you reply.
@@BackAtItAgainAtKrispyKreme I know, but I'm just saying if you don't elaborate it will be misinterpreted. Re-read before you reply.
"What rock group has for members that don't sing?"
Every emo before 2019: My Chemical Romance
We had something like this at 11:47 in our town it also said: "If the rock is gone, it's been stolen"
My boyscout troop had one that said “if rock is gone tornado”
Just say no, robbers cannot legally rob you without your consent.
Caleb Specht r/woooooooosh
@@BatziBoah
or what lmfao?
The brain give itself a gold medal for being the most important
@@BatziBoah The guy that says, "stfu" to someone for no reason. Ok buddy.
ROBLOXIAN BOI it’s 4 o’s not whatever amount you put
Somebody: Americans have literally no banter
Some other people: Idk what country this is coming but we've probably beaten you in a war at some point
Somebody: Vietnam
Some other people: You got me there.
I feel really dumb for not knowing who won the Vietnam war
Skoodle doodle Doo Vietnam
Shh. We don’t say the V-word here, filthy communist swine. FREEDOOOOOOM
@@theblob2937 Ah, it's a very complex issue. You should research it.
Technically, Canada wasn't Canada the last time the USA had beaten Canada.
Therefore Canada is the closest country to the US that was never bent into submission to OIL. And they got a gigantic shared border with them.
"who are you and how did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"
nice
e
@@lilcubbins !!!
“State your name, rank and intention!”
“The Doctor. Doctor. Fun.”
(Gotta love Dr. Who)
Technically, it doesn't look like he's driving the phone.
Police: don’t drive when ur on ur phone
Them: *uses laptop to track down while driving*
A laptop isn’t a phone so technically they aren’t on their phone while driving. :)
Robin sounds like his spirit animal is a Honda Civic.
Oh my gOd-
r/rareinsults?
@@user-vm4kl2wu7v Yes.
r/foundthehondacivic
@@snailuka what the shit
Phone Car: *exists*
Karen:
*I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER*
Sigh... Time to run her over but hey at least the phone car is red
Get this man 69 likes
юлио stonks
I was once the youngest person ON THE ENTIRE EARTH
Idk man. Someone out there might've been born at the same time.
Wha- YOU WERE 1 DAY OLD
This man might have earn’t a post on r/technicallythetruth
So was i
I was once 0.000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds years old then
Fun fact: there is a vocaloid song about Albert Fisher called Secrets of Wysteria and honestly it’s an amazing song though it’s quite disturbing
Thank you for telling me how disturbing vocaloid songs can be ;3
Yeah its good
Ah , a fellow Vocaloid stan.
"Can you be your own grandpa"
Well, there is a song about it called "Mein Stammbaum ist ein Kreis" (my family tree is a circle) and it is hilarious.
One of my favorite subreddits!
Being on your phone wile driving is illegal, meaning driving games are illegal
@jordan Epamenodas
No no, he’s got a point.
Same!
What about R/mademesmile do like made me smile
Same
Day 10 of trying robin to say “What’s poppin I’m Robin”
We really need him to say that don't we
We also need Damien to say my namein is Damien
@@smoliv. nice
Day -9
“...DaBank.”
"I'm not a Legend,I'm Amith"
My favorite quote from now on
I'm not a spazz
I'm Drazzy Razz
@@snail2426 I never knew that I need something like this in my life...thx my dear "how do you type that name"
4:09 No! You're Wrong! Spaghetti obvisously tastes like A
"Do I smell Florida?"
No, sir, it's Alligator, and this isn't Florida 1/10th of the time.
Robin: "Oh no, 9gag."
Me: "Hey, at least it's not iFunny."
7:20 is quite literally the song "I'm My Own Grandpa". Lonzo and Oscar have a great 1947 version of it, if you're interested. ;)
Back in 1970: I want flying cars in the future!
2020: *PHONE CARS*
what are they called though? phars? cones?
They didn't get something good they got something better
We’re all underwater because clouds are made out of water, therefore everyone is technically under water (and also ice asteroids)
ok the dude that made the post at 6:20, i have the exact form of colorblindness. There’s a place called infocus, (idk if you have one where you live) and they hooked me up with some colorblind glasses. Whoever made that post, if you can see this, i hope this helps. :)
We technically have flying cars
They're called airplanes
We also have unrailed trains, they are called busses
We have uncultured racists
They're called idiots
@Joelle Chong I dare you to fly a Cessna 150 and call it a flying bus.
Any car can fly if you try hard enough.
I like fish
I choke when I eat fish.
"So... you're into choking?
That makes two of us "- Nick Jonas
Simone Poise That is the best reply I’ve ever gotten xd
@@zerquil4352 he literally replied that once to a question 😂😂 I have never forgotten about it
@Zerquil I like fish too
@@deborahdonovan8926 I don't like fish...
It's being shoved into my throat
My Dad : “GABRIELLE!”
Me : “WHAT?!”
Also Me : “MotherFuc*er”
Also My Dad : “Son of a Bit*h”
Daughter of a bitch
Trixta family reunions be like
Took me a while but I get it now 😂😂
@@theblob2937 don't ruin it...we know what it is but don't ruin it bro...
@@theblob2937 why did you do this.
12:12 undertale genocide
6:10 Yeah I know. We in Sweden have it pretty chill. For instance we are the only european country to not be in a lockdown and get we have relativly low Covid-19 infections per day.
He sounds like Swagger Souls if he wasn't drunk and high all the time
BRUH YES HE DOES
This man is swaggersouls
I'm calling it
woah this is what it's like to be early on a video
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
[insert crappily made early comment here]
Technically the truth
WHO WAS HERE BEFORE THE OTHERS
11:55 As a Weather Rock expert, I can tell you that rock is sub-par. Most weather rocks can predict tornadoes if they’re gone.
Is it just you were whenever you take a deep breath and you forgot you were breathing you get mad and frayed to forget your breathing?
Oh it’s just me nah I’m kidding
u r n o t a l o n e
Eleventh time for asking: Is it just me or does Robin kinda sound like PM Seymour?
Never realised this, but you're very right! At least when he's doing that weird... I don't know, but it sure is a voice they both do.
Please don't fuck with me like this bro ;-;
No he sounds like Swaggersouls
People born in the 1600s starter pack: *insert meme*
Robin: I dig that
Me: holup...
How to be our own grandpa
Alabam: There's more ways?!?
@@nobody7817 They've got a population to maintain
4:23 why does this give me anxiety 🤣
7:25 this confused the heck out of me
Emkay is like the word empty
Because
EmK
MKay
MK
*are the same*
But with empty you can turn it to this " " and it will still be empty
What about E
@@toasterhavingabath6980
Yes but you get it
@@smugpittbull What about E
@@snail2426 What about E
Why isn’t this subreddit called “well there not wrong”
because everything is _technically_ the truth, and it would be "r/they'renotwrong"
Specified shit, thank you 😊
People born in the 1600s starterpack: graves and tombstones
Robin: Yeah, I'm digging it
7:32 that actually happened in my country once and because in law a grandson and a grandfather cant go to the military at once he is asking to not go to the military and technically he is right
14:23, I’m confused, can anyone explain this to me? Is it the Avengers symbol? My last brain cell died trying to figure this out.
It's the anarchy symbol.. (so sorry if that was supposed to be a joke)
@@emblight4077 - Further explanations:
• Those vectors make that symbol when entered into a graphing calculator.
• The anarchy symbol is commonly spray-painted on buildings, because it represents defiance of authority, and defacing buildings is something the authorities disapprove of.
Shooting a gun is loud and quiet, the guy cant scream when you shoot him at the head.
r/
"being on your phone while driving is illegal" he wasn't driving tho---
Everything is made of atoms, and most of the volume of the atom is a void, which means everything is nothing
I'm questioning my whole life and existence now. thank you.
So i dont exist
Thanks
The things that are smaller than the planck length:
bonjour
wait wait wait wait
5:40 It’s quick.
7:42 because of how medians work, it could remain the same even if many people die
14:08
As a European, I consider it the perfect date for such test.
4th of 21st. It's long time comin'.
@@nobody7817 uh... Congratulations?
But, uh, what does your, above average (for US) mathematical ability has to do with, erm, anything?
@@nobody7817 no that was supposed to be 4th of 21st month...
0:49 I only trust earth products.
Yeah- Australia’s products are kinda shady
@@crispychris8399 its spelled jupiter
“That’s a middle finger if I’ve ever seen one.”
No. It’s a phone.
No, it’s a wheeled vehicle
@SCP 173 its a picture
5:26 I’m in Canada right now
8:03
another case of the Godwin effect
or the mathematic probability of "as an online conversation goes on the probality of mention the axis power steadily increases by 1"
Hey bing, why did the bike fall over.
You’ll never escape
Technically the truth kind of is “r/dadjokes”
Why is everyone bullying Robin in the comments
I have no clue.
@Riley Soria um... Why?
He said “my name is of course” and me, having a mini-heart attack because I’m afraid I don’t recognize his voice, I panic in the next millisecond
7:10 they had him in the first half
The “No no, he’s got a point” must be the most popular meme in this subreddit
No no, he’s got a point
Gathio Gaming yes yes, she’s not obtained a smooth surface
Nobody:
Robin at 6:55: _H O H O H O O O_
*sees thumbnail*
That disability is when your gender is more than a purple murdering man's adventure
3:45 As soon as Robin stopped reading this tweet, I got an ad that started off by saying "And I feel better now." XD
1:26 my dad‘s nickname is Richard Head lol
🥚
Make this the most liked comment on TH-cam
congrats u were first
Emkay then
H
i agree
Well done you got first before the seven year olds said first
14:10 made me laugh for 20 seconds straight, I feel ill now.
Y o. You're a time traveller
how tf are u that far the videos was released 2 mins ago
Hes a time traveler from 30 minutes into the future
@Brawly Boy What can I say, I work in mysterious ways boys
@Brawly Boydont trust the notification
5:31
"Whatever he is on. I want to be on it too"
Imagine it's a she and she's riding a pp......
The kronk voice at the beginning sound more accurate when slowed down to 50% or 75%
3:21 I can agree the rock thrower is way louder I used it to throw a rock at someone not they are acting lick the rock went throw thing and yes it is loud after they alway are screaming lounder than micheal Jackson when I use the rock throw on some one
I'm early hell yeah!
14:57 I'd imagine that is Kohei Horikoshi had in mind when he wrote the backstory for how Quirk's first came about. That lightbulb baby lol
Day 8 of asking Robin to start his intro as:
"Who's Clubbin' It's Robin"
Mariyal Hanna nice stolen comment. I’ve seen this comment on about 15 videos but keep trying
That doesnt even rhyme
@@callmestubz I... started this
15:10 *NO, DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT, NO, OLIVER WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SING THAT SONG-*
Them: “CANADA IS A MYTH”
Me: *Sad Belieber noises*
1:54 no it's monday smh
Why does Robin sound a lot like swaggersouls tho
Yo same
3:36 this is all fun and games until you realize... where’s the guy that parked it
*oh* *OH GOD*
0:13 hi of course Robin, I'm dad!
2:38 Except me.