@@The_Son_Wanderers Spider-Man can do both lighthearted and dark, and back in the 80s and early 90s, that was exactly how he was written. My point is a lot of stuff in this video that came later went dark by being as disturbing as possible, rather than because it tells a powerful story. The Death of Jean DeWolf is dark, but it explores vigilantism and the legal system. Kraven's Last Hunt is dark, but it shows Peter's heroism by contrasting it with Kraven. What does the Lizard eating his own son show? What's the purpose of that? Lighthearted or dark, Spider-Man stories need to have heart
Really, not gonna talk about Osborn's illegitimate children from when he raped Gwen Stacey growing up and being trained to kill Peter, because they were told that he killed their mother? Not dark enough for ya?
you're right, it would have been fine, maybe even funny, if there were some edits in post to fill those gaps but left intact its just awkward and unfunny
Literally Dorkly explanations would've been good if he: 1. Doesn't make cringy puns or any lame jokes for pussies 2.Him being at the front of the camera at all
991yugioh at least with that whole accidentally getting the kid killed thing, it was outright an accident, what the lizard did was entirely on purpose.
991yugioh dark Knight metal has Batman who luagh a mix of batman and joker and I say it pretty much at same level of fucked up He makes superman (of his universe) kill his wife and fights his son to death with his friends dead bodys around him also did I say his eyes are removed So yeah it a tie
A video showcasing the most terrible dark, horrible and disturbing moments of spiderman...... all while having a hipster making awful puns and jokes to jolly piano cartoon music in the background.
The dead jokes and long pauses take a great video... It's like instead of just having an ice cream cone you're having an ice cream cone while stepping in shit.
I have Kraven’s last Hunt. My mom bought it without neither of us knowing what was coming. I finished it at school and hid it in my backpack when I saw the suicide so the teachers wouldn’t decapitate me in public.
There were many awkward silence moments throughout this video. Great video though, thanks for dredging up memories of the clone saga I had long ago repressed away in my brain.
By chance they played the devils game and gosh they payed the price... paaay theee priiice, and now there giving there baby’s live and MJs in dread, and finaly Spiderman doesn’t succeed, and he tears off many people’s heads!
See, Spider-Man is one of my favorite characters, and when Marvel stops protecting him and lets him out of the normal comfort zone, it is such a stark contrast to his normal persona. This is why, I so badly want to see his darker stories brought to life on the big screen, or even in a well done Netflix show, something to show us the darker side of Peter Parker and alternative Spider-Man characters. Do them as R-rated, and not hold back. Kid friendly is all well and good, but us adults want to see the darker stories brought to life, and done so with great attention to detail with story, even if the stories are slight retellings.
"Darker than Batman" You do realize that in the new comics, Batman killed his entire bat family, turns children into mini jokers, poisons Superman and made him kill Lois Lane and proceeds to kill everyone on earth, then moves on to other Universes where he joined other Dark Knights that also massacred their own worlds to wreak havoc in the multiverse?
@Hello World actually it's one of the most popular comics of all time, it's called batman metal,(some thing like that) basically universes where batman turn evil. The one he mentioned is called the batman who laughs, the first and most popular one there is, while there is a evil green lantern batman, a batman who kills with guns, a batman who is now doomsday etc. You should read it, it's such a popular comic
Great list, the narration of the stories was awesome, but the jokes were fucking terrible. And not just for this list but for the other “5 Darker comics” list. Seriously the joke writers should be charged with war crimes.
Just a reminder that the law in Civil War was for superhumans to reveal their identity to the government, not the public. Peter got his friends and family killed because he believed strongly in something he didn't read past the headline. He's the superhero version of everyone's crazy aunt on Facebook.
Rhino 'n Chips wait a minute. Peter wasnt hip to the idea to go public with his ID in the first place. It was Tony Stark's idea. When he still refused, Stark threatened to kick Peter, his wife and Aunt out of Avenger Tower. It wasnt until some heavy convincing on May's part he caved and went public.
That was one of the biggest problems with the comic book Civil War storyline. No writer knew exactly what the superhuman registration act actually was, or at least established a consistent concept of it. Many stories and situations contradict each other because of that very reason.
And Marvel didn't care either. Everyone time someone, even those working at Marvel, asked for specifics about it they got some bullshit about how the law was really long and complex.
DJVINCENT213 most of the Metal tie-ins were purposely made Darker and they are amazing because of it. Personally I loved the last fight between regular batman and him.
DJVINCENT213 Bruh batman who laughs felt like something straight out of a horror movie. That part where he made superman and Jon eat lois was just so utterly terrifying
I'm still traumatised by the dance scene. No other movie scene has ever shown me how messed up a character can be without any violence shown (besides the violation of young impressionable mind ).
Sacrifices his life, MJ's love and their future child... to resurrect May... an Old women who might not have lived long enough to see said future child... Seriously... that's Canon? I mean, i love may, everyone does, but lets be realistic here...
Kraven's Last Hunt still stands as the best Graphic Novel/Story-Arc I've ever read. The feeling of dread, anxiety, the display of compulsion, seeing how disgustingly far one would go to to "earn" something (in this case, taking down Spider-Man) it's such a brilliant arc. Life in the Mad Dog Ward was pretty good too, also loved Superior (weird concept, but loved how it was done)
I guess Marvel Zombies bits were too low hanging fruit. It may have been cheery, but Spidey was the only one among all the zombiefied heroes to constantly admit how wrong it is what they're doing. Plus I remember MZ spidey being mentioned in another dorkly bit.
Mojo Spidey was also the reason the zombies were stopped from spreading to other universes. He literally saved everything from death. Ironically, again by capturing and using Sandman. Spidey really doesnt give Marco a break lol
In analysis, the Marvel Zombie universes are a cosmic horror. Forced to eat each other in an endless loop for someone else's (the reader's) entertainment
I would consider spider man maximum carnage the darkest spider man comic I read. Carnage kills the asylum staff gets a team of super powered villains together and actually wins. Sure Spider-Man, venom, cloak, dagger, and black cat manage to stop him but he has already leveled the city and killed thousands of innocent people.
Wait it was so bad that even Venom teamed up with Spider-man? We need more Carnage damn it. If Spider-man 3 had Venom and Carnage it would be a Legendary film
When death loses its permanence in a story, all of the growth of said character as well as the development of the characters still living through the experience and reconciling with the resulting trauma is potentially made null and void. I imagine this could be the case especially with Spider-Man, a hero who is initially motivated in large part from death. If it wasn't for Uncle Ben's murder, Spider-Man may never have been truly born as a hero, relegated instead to a gimmicky pro-wrestler at best and maybe a criminal at worst. Spider-Man came into his powers as a young and impressionable teenager who was everyone's punching bag and although he has always been a good-hearted youth and smart as hell when it came to academics, he was still a maladjusted young teenager with very little good in his life outside of his family and his potential for a bright academic future. He could've gotten his powers, discovered that his new physicality and abilities could benefit him in ways nothing had before, and this could've lead to extreme behavior that would set him down a dark path before he even knew it, maybe even to the point where there would be no chance at going back. It's not because he is or ever was a bad person, but an acknowledgement that he began as a troubled one. As we all grow and mature, we have our personal struggles that can be more difficult to handle than we realized at the time, and sometimes it might take an extreme change for us to fully understand and grow further as people, and this is true for Spider-Man as well. The extreme of gaining super powers could've been an extreme to take Peter down a road that the hero we know him to be would never dare to follow. In that same vein, the extreme of Uncle Ben's preventable murder was what put things into perspective for Peter, and ultimately lead him down the path of the hero and the man who strives to not only fight crime, but to be better than the man he could've become. If anything, Spider-Man is a character initially built from death, so if there was ever a character who would only be done a disservice by the sudden resurrection of those he has lost, it would be Spider-Man. Before anyone says that Batman is a better example, I respectfully disagree. Batman, although he was both broken and re-forged by the loss of his parents, their death was never truly something he could've prevented. What could a young child do to stop a fully-grown assailant with a gun? Nothing. What could a sixteen year-old with incredible powers enhancing every facet of his physicality making him unto a god when compared to some random thug with a gun do? Everything...anything...if only he had made the conscious choice to do it back when he could. He couldn't have known what would happen to Uncle Ben, but he could've taken the selfless route by stopping the criminal even though he seemingly stood to gain nothing from it while also putting himself in harm's way, something only a true hero would do. If anything, I think that makes Spider-Man's initial failure to act even more significant in a way. With great power comes great responsibility. Peter Parker had the power to act that Bruce Wayne spent his life dedicating himself to, and it was Peter who failed to act when he could have. Peter learned from all of this, even though he did so the hard way. He rose above and from then on sought to be the kind of man his uncle always knew he could be. It was death that originally drove Peter to heroism, and it wouldn't be the last one, either. He is a hero who rises from the ashes of tragedy and death. Despite the grim nature of it all, to take away that experience and suffering would have only served as slap in the face to all that he is and what makes him truly special. If you think I'm wrong, that's understandable and I respect your opinion, but no one would agree with me more than Spider-Man himself.
Kraven's last hunt is one of my all time fave comic stories. It was the first comic story that I read as a kid that just really shocked me. This was before I was hip to things like Watchmen or Killing Joke. And you're right. it is because before that Spidy was just the fun dude. The Clone saga though, that broke me as a Spiderman. I was 13 back in 1995 when it came out and I remember being totally bummed out by the ending. Kain was a cool villain though.
Yea boy! Spider-Man's my favourite superhero as well. The Back in Black story really did demonstrate just how powerful Spider-Man is when he's not holding back. One of the few times where, even though he is still holding back A LOT, it's less than usual
Not really. Personally, I find the Lizard story way more darker. Batman turning Joker-Like and destroying his universe. Pretty dark... Realising you ate you son and are fully conscious and realise you are the monster which would break your heart as a man and a father... That's kinda fucked up considering Curt Connors is just a normal guy who just wanted his second arm back and be normal for his family.
Michael Allen what about in flashpoint comics where Martha Wayne is joker and tricks Commissioner Gordon that his daughter is the joker and shoots her. Then realizing that he just shot his daughter. How about when joker made Superman think that his pregnant wife was doomsday and killed her. How about when joker made dollmaker sew together a bunch of civilians so joker can make a mural out of them while they were still conscious. How about when joker captured a bunch of infants in a hospital and while commissioner Gordon’s wife went in there with a gun, Joker threw a baby at her, forcing her to drop her gun, then jokers takes the gun, shoots her in the face, and lets the babies just play in her own blood. Then he let himself get caught just so he can see Commissioner Gordon struggling to decide wether or not he should kill the joker for crippling his daughter and killing his second wife. Then laughs when Gordon decides to no kill him and just shoots him in the knee. His motto is “I always win because I don’t care if I lose or win.” Literally none of these comics are even close to being darker than Batman comics.
Andy Deleon 1) I can't read what you are saying so I most likely will misinterpret what you mean. 2) What I mean is that the writers love beating Peter up and keep on making Peter's life shittier by making things like this, so I want Peter to have more happy moments and actually grow beyond where he started.
The host was trying _W A Y_ too hard to be funny and all the odd silence was just a waste of time in my opinion just to get a couple extra minutes in the video
@@OnlyCattoKnows There is a difference with honest feedback and judging. My statement is opinionated, judging is when you conclude on something, and make it final. Get off your high pedestal.
Well, there's the Spider Man story where Black Cat was raped, and a villain was sexually abused by his own brother from childhood. Surprised that wasn't on the list.
The Evil That Men Do. The last issue got delayed for a LONG time due to the book being slammed as being too controversial. Many for a long time thought it had been canceled.
There's also the Chameleon killing himself because he confessed his love to Peter and he was so shocked that he just laughed at him. Obviously not as dark as The Lizard eating his son but still WTF-ish for the realistic possibility of someone doing that
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Does whatever a maniac can! Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves (and murders them) just like flies! Look Out! Here comes the Spider-Man.
I really miss 80s Spiderman, when dark stories had meaning and purpose, and weren't written purely to shock.
Ya ikr
Like the Mary Jane dying of radioactive sperm one? Lol.
@@The_Son_Wanderers Spider-Man can do both lighthearted and dark, and back in the 80s and early 90s, that was exactly how he was written. My point is a lot of stuff in this video that came later went dark by being as disturbing as possible, rather than because it tells a powerful story. The Death of Jean DeWolf is dark, but it explores vigilantism and the legal system. Kraven's Last Hunt is dark, but it shows Peter's heroism by contrasting it with Kraven. What does the Lizard eating his own son show? What's the purpose of that? Lighthearted or dark, Spider-Man stories need to have heart
@@The_Son_Wanderers he does have controversial stories. See the video above.
@@The_Son_Wanderers thanks man! My favorite Spider-Man costume is the black cloth suit :)
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99% the jokes are cringey
1% Other
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100% as of this year
100% of comments are roasting the guy in the video lol
I don’t know if... your roasting him...
@Mistur Jostur lmao 99%
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so thats why in marvel vs capcom 3 if you beat firebrand with spiderman he says “ *You know you sort of look like the guy who ruined my marriage* “
Deadpool Firebrand looks like Joe Quesada?
Kevin Conley Sage no like a midget child of miphesto
I realized a small plothole with that: How does Spidey know his marriage was ruined if their marriage was COMPLETELY erased and never happened?
sonicsaiyan07
4th wall breaking humor. The game wasnt exactly canon or subtle.
sonicsaiyan07 Yes, part of the deal was only he and MJ remembered.
Really, not gonna talk about Osborn's illegitimate children from when he raped Gwen Stacey growing up and being trained to kill Peter, because they were told that he killed their mother? Not dark enough for ya?
We don't like to talk about that.
oh yeah.... that....
OJ Simpson Shhhhh... That never happened.
That's not dark, its just weird..... also a mistake that must never be mentioned
OJ Simpson there’s a point of being too dark, even with that shit with Ben becoming the jackal
Bruce: My parents died...
Peter: That's cute.
Uncle ben: can you stop rebooting Spiderman? I'm tired of getting fucking shot!
Wayne's : that's cute
@@FloydRos the Wayne's: "Can you stop rebooting so we don't want to watch our son becoming a man in a bat suit"
Peter: gonna cry?
@@DiegoDagumSoftware good times, good times
“Thats cute, i ate mine and then ripped my skin off”.... lol jk, despite that i still think batman is definitely darker
I think the worst part about eating your son would not be digesting him, but then having to shit him out again...
L K 🤔 I mean you have a point there
I shouldn’t have laughed at this comment
For Real!?
And then flushing him into oblivion because he stinks.
L K whats gonna happen when he regurgitates the bones and hair????
You know what’s the darkest Spider-Man story
He’s still haven’t got his pizza in pizza time
That will make spidey go crazy
Orlando den Brave nice profile pic and Fortnite gay
Lol
No the darkest one is when he didn’t pay his rent or when he didn’t fix the door
Lmao
Peter: *Reveals his identity to the world*
Everyone in his rogues gallery: *Goes after him and his loved ones*
Peter: :O
"pikatcu meme"
Peter: >:0
Yeah wtf did he think was going to happen
And again...too many silence moments. Its not fun when you push it
Raging 😤
He's called Dorkly, he's supposed to be awkward...
right?
This! The jokes drag on so long.
it's super cringy
you're right, it would have been fine, maybe even funny, if there were some edits in post to fill those gaps
but left intact its just awkward and unfunny
Dear God, 20% of this video is Tony standing around looking at the camera waiting for jokes to land. Stop it Tony.
Literally Dorkly explanations would've been good if he:
1. Doesn't make cringy puns or any lame jokes for pussies
2.Him being at the front of the camera at all
hahahahaahah
Imagine if he replies.
As cringey as he may be, he is still funnier than amy schumer.
It's not hard to be funnier than someone whose not funny 😂
pwfordever your profile picture is mlp fanart
Ghxst Flash Yes, coming from me this is rich. If someone like me thinks something is cringey it probably doesn’t get much worse.
I've met snails funnier than Amy Schumer
Amy schumer is the least funniest person on earth
I don't know? Nothing can really top Batman accidentally getting a kid killed by a trash compactor.
Edit: Nvm. Eating your own son is much worse.
And then realizing it it still in your stomach is even more worse
991yugioh black mask made made cat woman sister eat her husband's without realising until he told her
Still thinking about the killing joke :*
991yugioh at least with that whole accidentally getting the kid killed thing, it was outright an accident, what the lizard did was entirely on purpose.
991yugioh dark Knight metal has Batman who luagh a mix of batman and joker and I say it pretty much at same level of fucked up
He makes superman (of his universe) kill his wife and fights his son to death with his friends dead bodys around him also did I say his eyes are removed
So yeah it a tie
The awkward silences are literally killing me
99% saying he is not funny
1% wants to know the names of the god damn comics
Captain Shmarvel
Kravens Last Hunt
Ends Of The Earth
Back In Black
Dead No More/Clone Conspiracy
I’m not too sure about that last one, however.
@@ItsUrBoi Wasn't the one whee Aunt May gets shot One more day ?
Der Typ da drüben yes, May was shot during One More Day (But we don’t talk about that).
Whats wrong with one more day?
A video showcasing the most terrible dark, horrible and disturbing moments of spiderman......
all while having a hipster making awful puns and jokes to jolly piano cartoon music in the background.
Bruh, he just cringe af
@@jakubpuhlmann2 this is coming from some kid who has a MaximilianMus profile pic. lol!
RiiSKk agreed
Hey don’t disrespect him.
Oh....we're still doing the old.....outdated.....overly done cringy pause comedy......!?!?
HoneyWinePapi It doesn't make me laugh either. I like the rest of the video but the comedy just wastes time and adds nothing.
he needs that 10mim video
so that's why
I know right
It's funny in the MCU am i right?
My thoughts exactly.
He never mocks Kingpin. He actually never speaks during the fight
Holy shit. His cringey jokes made this vid unbearable.
that's why I never watched it before..it's only because I cant sleep is why I gave it a go..the pauses made it seem as if the video was buffering
Exactly
@@kennethnwebb thats messed up man. He’s trying to make us laugh. It’s working for me.
@@francisparker3557 tell that to 3 years ago me...now I'm ah Dorkly fan
Wait, those were jokes?
Spiderman made me learn all about cloning, at the age of 10.
Now im an environmental scientist.
Gothead420 Now that is impressive
Tarlo The Boar indeed
So about that dinosaur theme park um when is it opening?
Gothead420 amazing
jesse mcleod agreed when
Everyone comes back to live but what about Stacy's mom? She's got it going on, I hear.
I Am Mwiza Clever. Veeerrry clever.
Solid reference
Ben: I have been killed and brought back to life again and again and again it's horrible
Deadpool: AM I A JOKE TO YOU
tobskit tunes. He Doesn’t die though.
The dead jokes and long pauses take a great video... It's like instead of just having an ice cream cone you're having an ice cream cone while stepping in shit.
This comment was funnier than anything in the video
True.
your analogy sums up this video 100 percent bravo
lol this is much funnier than the video
I have Kraven’s last Hunt. My mom bought it without neither of us knowing what was coming. I finished it at school and hid it in my backpack when I saw the suicide so the teachers wouldn’t decapitate me in public.
There were many awkward silence moments throughout this video. Great video though, thanks for dredging up memories of the clone saga I had long ago repressed away in my brain.
Renato Henrique "I...naked?"
I couldn’t read all the clone stories but glad I know now? Maybe
50 long, deliberately awkward pauses. What is this? 2008?
Gotta make that video long enough for ads
Bálint Polgár true
Spider-Head
"Don't Deal With The Devil"
Well Parker and his bro Morales, they liked to roll the dice....
Sharil Shahed I could continue unpon that but cant. Good one
By chance they played the devils game and gosh they payed the price... paaay theee priiice, and now there giving there baby’s live and MJs in dread, and finaly Spiderman doesn’t succeed, and he tears off many people’s heads!
“when peepee puts on the black suit, he does some pretty bad things”
I may be female, but I have no trouble imagining a pp does bad things when it turns black.
No
Too many pauses that went on for a second or two (or more) too long.
gotta make this video over 10 mins long so the cash flows
See, Spider-Man is one of my favorite characters, and when Marvel stops protecting him and lets him out of the normal comfort zone, it is such a stark contrast to his normal persona. This is why, I so badly want to see his darker stories brought to life on the big screen, or even in a well done Netflix show, something to show us the darker side of Peter Parker and alternative Spider-Man characters. Do them as R-rated, and not hold back. Kid friendly is all well and good, but us adults want to see the darker stories brought to life, and done so with great attention to detail with story, even if the stories are slight retellings.
OKAY TH-cam I WATCHED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!?!?!
I feel you
Same
nah, now it'll recommend 20 more similar videos
lmoa i hope not
Michael Smith LOOOOOOL it's been recommended so many times, I finally watched it today
The long silent pauses were *very* annoying. Becides that it was a good video
Tenchigo not good enough to sub but yeah. Too much cringe for that.
Word too cringy YIKES
"Darker than Batman"
You do realize that in the new comics, Batman killed his entire bat family, turns children into mini jokers, poisons Superman and made him kill Lois Lane and proceeds to kill everyone on earth, then moves on to other Universes where he joined other Dark Knights that also massacred their own worlds to wreak havoc in the multiverse?
@Hello World actually it's one of the most popular comics of all time, it's called batman metal,(some thing like that) basically universes where batman turn evil. The one he mentioned is called the batman who laughs, the first and most popular one there is, while there is a evil green lantern batman, a batman who kills with guns, a batman who is now doomsday etc. You should read it, it's such a popular comic
@Hello World I dont remember very well but I'm pretty sure you're talking about flashpoint,
@Hello World I'm movies and TV shows, yeah definitely but comic wise both are doing just fine
Oh yeah, the Batman who laughs
Ghostly also joker cut his own face off and used it as a mask
"Embarrassingly goofy guy." Let that sink in..
Great list, the narration of the stories was awesome, but the jokes were fucking terrible. And not just for this list but for the other “5 Darker comics” list. Seriously the joke writers should be charged with war crimes.
I dont know what you're talking about
Love the list, absolutely hate the forced ‘humor’
7:18
Me and the boys
Lol
Holy shit the og me and the boys meme
Added to my cringe compilation
LMAO this was funny as hell.
Just a reminder that the law in Civil War was for superhumans to reveal their identity to the government, not the public. Peter got his friends and family killed because he believed strongly in something he didn't read past the headline. He's the superhero version of everyone's crazy aunt on Facebook.
Rhino 'n Chips wait a minute. Peter wasnt hip to the idea to go public with his ID in the first place. It was Tony Stark's idea. When he still refused, Stark threatened to kick Peter, his wife and Aunt out of Avenger Tower. It wasnt until some heavy convincing on May's part he caved and went public.
That was one of the biggest problems with the comic book Civil War storyline. No writer knew exactly what the superhuman registration act actually was, or at least established a consistent concept of it. Many stories and situations contradict each other because of that very reason.
I remember that story some hitman tried to assasinate aunt may but she barely survived it.
And Marvel didn't care either. Everyone time someone, even those working at Marvel, asked for specifics about it they got some bullshit about how the law was really long and complex.
It was going to end with concentration camps either way since the Marvel universe is a cesspool.
Batman: I'm the darkest hero ever.
Spider-Man: 2:20
These dont seem darker than
"The Batman Who Laughs"
DJVINCENT213 most of the Metal tie-ins were purposely made Darker and they are amazing because of it. Personally I loved the last fight between regular batman and him.
Roger
That's not main Bruce Wayne though.
DJVINCENT213 Bruh batman who laughs felt like something straight out of a horror movie. That part where he made superman and Jon eat lois was just so utterly terrifying
Eh these actually do seem darker than Batman who laughs.
Not as dark as emo Parker in Spider-Man 3. Scary...
I'm still traumatised by the dance scene. No other movie scene has ever shown me how messed up a character can be without any violence shown (besides the violation of young impressionable mind ).
I actually found it funny. Venom made Peter think he was cool. That's how Peter thought cool people acted, so that's how he was.
Melting Feathers same .. it's a nudge to how the symbiote makes the host a complete asshole like Venom who has great power with NO responsibility so
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL THE COMIC OF MARVEL ZOMBIE WHEN HE EATS MJ AND HIS AUNT
It a whole nother video where they talk about it
Your long silence awkardness is too cringey
That's his comedy
@@egg5649 It's not really comedy then
Actually Venom never touched Mary Jane he only scared the s*** out of her.
Too Superior 2.0
You meant in the movie...
Gee what a nice guy. 😊
Eric Lerma no he didn't touch her in the comics either.
You clearly don't know what you're talking about.
Too Superior 2.0 Venom Symbiote bonded with MJ in the comics so togather they can love Peter
How about I hire carnage to scare people
Could've cut AT LEAST 2 minutes off this video if you'd excluded the cringey attempts at jokes.
ayyyyy
Then it wouldn’t hit the 10 mins for ad revenue
@@onespicysauce6599 it would; it's 12 minutes long.
hey dude it’s comedy series they have to at least try to make jokes and if you look at the like to dislike ratio it works for most people.
He has dirk in his name
Work on the jokes, almost all of them are long pause jokes >_
Viro Veteruscy ikr
Viro Veteruscy true. But he can deliver well so if he can change up the actual joke that'll do him justice
He does not deliver any of his "jokes" well?
Viro Veteruscy 666th like
Dude, the list was pretty good. You were cringy AF though.
I disagree I feel like you probably have a stick up your ass
@@brynnemberton9453 wow, cringy people must protect each other haha
The green “EVERYTHING” ????
Me: “5 seconds later” OH! 🤣 I get it
Too many long pauses
Drink water every time he tells a bad joke
I almost drowned
how am i drunk?
it was water
I got hyperhidrosis
Bro its not possible.
@@zachattack6868 oh yeah yeah
The Kraven, 4 part series back in the late 80's-early 90's was epic.
Sooooooo..........you talked about gwen stacy coming back to life...and you said Stacy's dad but..... *STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON*
Pic matches comment, 10/10
Shit I love that song
Andy, you have good taste
Love that song... even though it's kinda gross.
Sacrifices his life, MJ's love and their future child... to resurrect May... an Old women who might not have lived long enough to see said future child...
Seriously... that's Canon? I mean, i love may, everyone does, but lets be realistic here...
Ya that was messed up.
Almost as messed up as finding out Gwen slept with Norman Osborn before her tragic death
Connors: no! You can't just eat my son!
Lizard: ha ha! Kiddo goes CHOMP!
This comment deserves way more likes
@@yungsharkgod4055 I honestly forgot I posted this lmao 😂
I can't stand his "I'm trying to be awkward" sense of humor, waaaayyyyy over done
Thats what happens when you don't bully the nerd in highschool
Kraven's Last Hunt still stands as the best Graphic Novel/Story-Arc I've ever read. The feeling of dread, anxiety, the display of compulsion, seeing how disgustingly far one would go to to "earn" something (in this case, taking down Spider-Man) it's such a brilliant arc. Life in the Mad Dog Ward was pretty good too, also loved Superior (weird concept, but loved how it was done)
Absolutely agree 👍
Batman: "cute stories kid"
Spider-Man> batman
@@jayashreems18 Yeah no. Batman shits on Spiderman. DC shits on marvel. There's a reason why DC is so much more popular
@@prometheusx1225 lol imagine thinking that
@@jayashreems18 Batman shits on Spidey. DC shits on marvel. Imagine thinking DC isn't destroying marvel rn
@@prometheusx1225 other way around
Spidey>>batman. DC is mediocre at best
Squirrel Girl: "she talks to Squirrels..." and defeats Thanos.
TheFonfur
And Dr. Doom. Twice.
With no climax. Like he was just some random bum om the street
You're trying too hard.
I remember number 3, my favorite. He destroyed Fisk, threatened him, threatened every prisoner watching and then swung out
I GOT THAT SANDMAN JOKE.
DEADPOOL VS DEATH STROKE SPIDER-MAN In the words of Cap himself, "I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE"
Cringe
Grunge
Grinch
Literally this guy ruins the video
Definitely could’ve done without all the “hahahahha get it..? Hahahhahha... ya you get it... hahhahhaa...” it’s not 2008 bud 🙃
@@jarod_baron saying something is 2008 is *so* 2000-late.
RIP Stan Lee Excelsior
I guess Marvel Zombies bits were too low hanging fruit. It may have been cheery, but Spidey was the only one among all the zombiefied heroes to constantly admit how wrong it is what they're doing. Plus I remember MZ spidey being mentioned in another dorkly bit.
Mojo
Spidey was also the reason the zombies were stopped from spreading to other universes. He literally saved everything from death.
Ironically, again by capturing and using Sandman. Spidey really doesnt give Marco a break lol
In analysis, the Marvel Zombie universes are a cosmic horror. Forced to eat each other in an endless loop for someone else's (the reader's) entertainment
If this guy was on stage for comedy, I would yell “GET OFF THE STAGE”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA comedy
Wouldn't we all...
Back in Black is literally one of my favorite comics of all time.
I would consider spider man maximum carnage the darkest spider man comic I read. Carnage kills the asylum staff gets a team of super powered villains together and actually wins. Sure Spider-Man, venom, cloak, dagger, and black cat manage to stop him but he has already leveled the city and killed thousands of innocent people.
funnyblog100 You mean Maximum Carnage?
funnyblog100 and that is yet another reason Carnage is my FAVORITE Spider Man villain
Yes thank you editing it.
Wait it was so bad that even Venom teamed up with Spider-man?
We need more Carnage damn it. If Spider-man 3 had Venom and Carnage it would be a Legendary film
funnyblog100 the Death of Jean Dewolff and Kraven's Last Hunt are super dark too 👍
weeelll the music isnt quite fitting haha
When death loses its permanence in a story, all of the growth of said character as well as the development of the characters still living through the experience and reconciling with the resulting trauma is potentially made null and void. I imagine this could be the case especially with Spider-Man, a hero who is initially motivated in large part from death.
If it wasn't for Uncle Ben's murder, Spider-Man may never have been truly born as a hero, relegated instead to a gimmicky pro-wrestler at best and maybe a criminal at worst. Spider-Man came into his powers as a young and impressionable teenager who was everyone's punching bag and although he has always been a good-hearted youth and smart as hell when it came to academics, he was still a maladjusted young teenager with very little good in his life outside of his family and his potential for a bright academic future.
He could've gotten his powers, discovered that his new physicality and abilities could benefit him in ways nothing had before, and this could've lead to extreme behavior that would set him down a dark path before he even knew it, maybe even to the point where there would be no chance at going back. It's not because he is or ever was a bad person, but an acknowledgement that he began as a troubled one.
As we all grow and mature, we have our personal struggles that can be more difficult to handle than we realized at the time, and sometimes it might take an extreme change for us to fully understand and grow further as people, and this is true for Spider-Man as well. The extreme of gaining super powers could've been an extreme to take Peter down a road that the hero we know him to be would never dare to follow.
In that same vein, the extreme of Uncle Ben's preventable murder was what put things into perspective for Peter, and ultimately lead him down the path of the hero and the man who strives to not only fight crime, but to be better than the man he could've become. If anything, Spider-Man is a character initially built from death, so if there was ever a character who would only be done a disservice by the sudden resurrection of those he has lost, it would be Spider-Man.
Before anyone says that Batman is a better example, I respectfully disagree. Batman, although he was both broken and re-forged by the loss of his parents, their death was never truly something he could've prevented. What could a young child do to stop a fully-grown assailant with a gun? Nothing. What could a sixteen year-old with incredible powers enhancing every facet of his physicality making him unto a god when compared to some random thug with a gun do? Everything...anything...if only he had made the conscious choice to do it back when he could.
He couldn't have known what would happen to Uncle Ben, but he could've taken the selfless route by stopping the criminal even though he seemingly stood to gain nothing from it while also putting himself in harm's way, something only a true hero would do. If anything, I think that makes Spider-Man's initial failure to act even more significant in a way. With great power comes great responsibility. Peter Parker had the power to act that Bruce Wayne spent his life dedicating himself to, and it was Peter who failed to act when he could have.
Peter learned from all of this, even though he did so the hard way. He rose above and from then on sought to be the kind of man his uncle always knew he could be. It was death that originally drove Peter to heroism, and it wouldn't be the last one, either. He is a hero who rises from the ashes of tragedy and death. Despite the grim nature of it all, to take away that experience and suffering would have only served as slap in the face to all that he is and what makes him truly special. If you think I'm wrong, that's understandable and I respect your opinion, but no one would agree with me more than Spider-Man himself.
Kraven's last hunt is one of my all time fave comic stories.
It was the first comic story that I read as a kid that just really shocked me. This was before I was hip to things like Watchmen or Killing Joke.
And you're right. it is because before that Spidy was just the fun dude. The Clone saga though, that broke me as a Spiderman. I was 13 back in 1995 when it came out and I remember being totally bummed out by the ending. Kain was a cool villain though.
If you could cut out the cringy "comedy" moments and just stick to the story telling, this would have been actually enjoying to watch.
"No! No. No..." that Joke was way too drawn out
Why does everyone have to have an akward persona to market but it feels forced rather than actually imperfectly endearing
So true.
Don't you know that's how TV works? It's called acting, nothing genuine.
Yea boy! Spider-Man's my favourite superhero as well. The Back in Black story really did demonstrate just how powerful Spider-Man is when he's not holding back. One of the few times where, even though he is still holding back A LOT, it's less than usual
KillerTacos - TheEvolutionryGamer Batman>>>>spiderman
@@jackalhunter6965 nope
The bad comedy makes me feel like I'm in 2003.
Sandman, i hate him, hes gritty and coarse and he gets everywhere.
Not cool...
Anakin Skywalker Go kill some younglings about it.
What about that time when the goblin got gwen pregnant when Peter and her we're dating
That needs to be retconned!
Wtf
L O L.
Average Person wtf. Gwen stacy, Mary Jane, and probably bw all got terrible stories in spiderman.-.
Soyboys celebrating in the streets!
the batman who laughs is darker than all of these
Not really. Personally, I find the Lizard story way more darker. Batman turning Joker-Like and destroying his universe. Pretty dark... Realising you ate you son and are fully conscious and realise you are the monster which would break your heart as a man and a father... That's kinda fucked up considering Curt Connors is just a normal guy who just wanted his second arm back and be normal for his family.
Michael Allen
what about in flashpoint comics where Martha Wayne is joker and tricks Commissioner Gordon that his daughter is the joker and shoots her. Then realizing that he just shot his daughter.
How about when joker made Superman think that his pregnant wife was doomsday and killed her.
How about when joker made dollmaker sew together a bunch of civilians so joker can make a mural out of them while they were still conscious.
How about when joker captured a bunch of infants in a hospital and while commissioner Gordon’s wife went in there with a gun, Joker threw a baby at her, forcing her to drop her gun, then jokers takes the gun, shoots her in the face, and lets the babies just play in her own blood. Then he let himself get caught just so he can see Commissioner Gordon struggling to decide wether or not he should kill the joker for crippling his daughter and killing his second wife. Then laughs when Gordon decides to no kill him and just shoots him in the knee.
His motto is “I always win because I don’t care if I lose or win.”
Literally none of these comics are even close to being darker than Batman comics.
Mr. Man for the winner
Nice joke
so many jokes that refuse to land
I never got why he would give up so much for Aunt May. She's like 70 years old, it was going to be her time soon anyways.
It was cos they wanted to make Peter single again. That's it. That's the whole reason.
They love fucking with Peter's life... Like dude, the guy already suffered enough, lay off with the painful moments okay?
NS120121 but it’s dumb 70 year old tia who will die soon any way of wife an unborn child
Andy Deleon
1) I can't read what you are saying so I most likely will misinterpret what you mean.
2) What I mean is that the writers love beating Peter up and keep on making Peter's life shittier by making things like this, so I want Peter to have more happy moments and actually grow beyond where he started.
NS120121 I meant to type like why would you save some you has like 15 years max or your unborn baby and especially if it comes from the devil
Batman is MUCH darker, and by the way much more realistic which makes it even darker
Lol realistic
Yeah,a normal guy taking an attack from a god that can destroy planets (darkside) and surviving is pretty realistic.
I just proved it
After Batman has his affair he avoids batgirl for days.... I forgot their heated sex was on a rooftop!
ScareCrow is 10x darker....he attacks Batman's fear of Failure!
Miles morales just got darker
🚀🚀🚀 *do not read my name* 🚀🚀🚀
Oh
Dont read my picture stfu, leave and stop this shit
Dont read my picture too late I red your name anyways
x_my_big_beefin_dong_x
*literally*
the video is fine but the jokes and waiting for the audience to get them is a bit annoying
miles morales is pretty damn dark
I wish you were funny
Same!
-Same-
They are in other vids though
I know a couple Batman stories that are a lot darker
I never knew Rhino, Electro, and Hobby died
The host was trying _W A Y_ too hard to be funny and all the odd silence was just a waste of time in my opinion just to get a couple extra minutes in the video
Man your jokes are bad no need for it as well
Adrian Collins that’s the point kid
The boy With no mic Shit jokes stop defending him there was no need for it. We came to be educated not to get a laugh.
JoyBox Trickster who said I was defending him
JoyBox Trickster You have no right to judge someone else either you are not his parent and you are not god.
@@OnlyCattoKnows There is a difference with honest feedback and judging. My statement is opinionated, judging is when you conclude on something, and make it final. Get off your high pedestal.
Spider-Man sings to Sandman….” I gotta jar o’ dirt, I gotta jar o’ dirt..and guess what’s inside it?” …..(crickets chirping)
Well, there's the Spider Man story where Black Cat was raped, and a villain was sexually abused by his own brother from childhood. Surprised that wasn't on the list.
drksideofthewal what's it called? Research purposes...
The Evil That Men Do. The last issue got delayed for a LONG time due to the book being slammed as being too controversial. Many for a long time thought it had been canceled.
There's also the Chameleon killing himself because he confessed his love to Peter and he was so shocked that he just laughed at him. Obviously not as dark as The Lizard eating his son but still WTF-ish for the realistic possibility of someone doing that
It’s like when batgirl was sexual assaulted maybe raped by the joker and paralyzed and photos were show to her father him Gordon
wait hold on now bro pleas send me a link too that story i wanna read it because it cant be real
The dialogue in these just gets cringier and cringier.
Finally!!! Another Web head, he's my fave too. Dude is just awkward and super cool at the same time
Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Does whatever a maniac can!
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves (and murders them) just like flies!
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Man.
i learned suff about spiderman, but this was super cringy
Thank you batman
You can tell he was about to scream at the end
Batman the man who laughs makes this look like child's play. Please let's try a little harder , ok?
NONE of your jokes land for me, all they do is just lengthen the video. Interesting video though I guess
6:38 Oh so that’s how Endgame ends.
its not kraven,
its kraaaaaaaaaven