when i first played skyrim i really lost track of quests (which i didnt know what main quest is anyway) after i talked everyone in riverwood and somehow ended up in markarth prison mine which by the time had about 15 quest marks on map and bounties on most holds
Things horses are good for in skyrim: Quick and safe travel on roads Travelling up steep slopes Cool mounted combat Ripping holes in spacetime to create a slipspace stream and potential destroy the fabric of reality Keeping in your stables at home
Imagine going to work one day, getting ready to execute a dude, when a dragon attacks. You escape and later find out the bloke on the chopping block went all over the country stealing things, ended the civil war, and killed that dragon in 10 days. And the while while he wore nothing but rags and just yelled at things.
Bethesda: it takes people nearly 31 hours to beat Skyrim if they take their time, 18 if they rush through Speed runners: 30 minutes or less, take it or leave it
Took me 8h on my first playthrough, and I ran past the outer part of Skaldaf something temple so had to fight keepermanguy + 2 Dragons had to restart there I tried running up to the staff and activating it before he could grab it but I never realised the portal opened
@@colin-campbell Using cheat is not legit. a glitch is not a cheat, it's very different. the cheat have been added by the developers for ease testing phase. but the glitch are problems inherent in the game, related either to its programming. The glitch are part of the game, but the cheat were added... And if you think that stupid, they exist speedrun without glitch. i'm sorry if i've make some mistakes, i'm french ^^"
HammerTimePlays 32 minutes in: oh wow look a dragon! It saved me from getting executed! Me 32 minutes minutes in: oh wow look another cosmetic section ma character
Also I was expecting almost everything this guy did to revolve around the main quest so I was laughing my ass off when I suddenly saw him in riften buying an amulet of Marra and offering to get married to the random dude on the bench.EDIT: and then he goes to his wedding ceremony and blinds everyone by reading an elder scroll
Some glitches are found accidentally by players who then tell them on the internet. Others are particularly seeked out for by people who know what to look for. Speenrunners try to reproduce the glitches and find out 1. If it's possible to do them consistently without RNG and 2. If they enable them to skip certain parts of a game. Very short conclusion, hope that helps you even 6 months later :)
@@glub1381 The problem wasn't that he didn't know what an exploit was, the problem was that he actually tried to correct someone about it as though it would make him seem more intelligent, while his overconfidence resulted in the complete opposite effect.
Entigamer7 My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive. When I was a child I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for the murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world, I’m an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly, I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me. And one day, I’ll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am the Flash.
This dude after 30 minutes: ends main quest Me after 30minutes : Honestly Camilla Valerius is not that beautiful... unless I download a mod for that...
Can someone please explain how the heck people discover these glitches? Is there a team of dudes deep under ground just practicing weird shit all the time like jumping off horsed etc. Until something works haha
Not at all. Most glitches are found because of the game files. Speedrunners often check the game files for glitches, the same reason hackers check webpages for security vulnerabilities.
@@XxKINGatLIFExX That's actually something i've always wondered. Listen to this: A speedrunner checked game files of GTA San Andreas and found the "gym glitch" which would NEVER be founded without the game files. It required you to kill everyone inside the gym, go to the "dark area" and use a jetpack, then making a boat invisible, and throwing C4 on it to make it visible. It's actually more complex than it sounds, but Im sure nobody would ever figure it out without the game files, where im sure some comments were made about the glitch.
Most Bethesda glitches involve the games animations. Glitches are often found by people trying to bug out those animations by getting them to continue after they were supposed end, canceling them, and all sorts of other to with things like: quick save/quick load, opening menus, activating object, or using items. The camera is also a bit buggy and can be used to interact with objects normally out of reach. There's plenty of stuff to exploit if you know where to look and because Bethesda codes pretty much all their games off of modified versions of the same engine glitches that worked in previous games sometimes work in the new ones so no need to find new glitches if we can keep using the same ones.
Its quite simple, im bleak falls barrow all the puzzles follow a rule of “one, two then two” as an example for the first puzzle you activate the first stone once, then both others twice
My favorite part about this video is that he has a technique to skip 99% of the events you would normally need to wait for but Esbern’s door is the one thing that he had to just stand there for
Him: beats game in under 25 minutes Me: Kills dragon boss In soul caring without shouts Boss: Ah dovaking you have defeated me My character: why do you call me that Boss: just a hunch Also me: oh yeah I have to talk to the jarl in whiterun about that dragon attack
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When you steal a horse but it's actually a 4th-dimensional quantum tunneling pony
I can relate
why steal a horse when you can just steal a bucket
i have arvak
0:50 pretty much
@@anonymoususer638 fax
Him:beat the game in 23:45 minutes
Me 300h into the game : hmmm maybe I should tell the jarl about the attack in Helgen?
For me it was more like 3 years later. I should tell the jarl about helgen... Takes another year to do it.
this made me laugh thanks homie
at least, you enjoy it
when i first played skyrim i really lost track of quests (which i didnt know what main quest is anyway) after i talked everyone in riverwood and somehow ended up in markarth prison mine which by the time had about 15 quest marks on map and bounties on most holds
@@herzikkimolog sounds almost like you were drunk
Things horses are good for in skyrim:
Quick and safe travel on roads
Travelling up steep slopes
Cool mounted combat
Ripping holes in spacetime to create a slipspace stream and potential destroy the fabric of reality
Keeping in your stables at home
One of these is not like the others, but im not sure which one.
Wuuff Its the the keeping in your stables one
Horses arent that good for keeping at home. They stink
@@Soniccairo no, they just either dont stay there, or never look nice in the stable.
Not to mention learning shouts quickly.
90% of the video is Esbern opening his door
"Only a minute"
*clicks locks intensely*
@@scribblemin3228 lmao
10% is him quick saving
More like the greybeards meeting
I love how guards are just free Uber drivers to the prison
Thay ain't free you got to pay them the 40 gold fair service
TO PRISON
@@tysonlucas5748 thats only a fine to get stolen stuff away, if you actually go to prison you dont pay anything
@@lukeseafreakinggreen6701 r/woooosh
Smart man
When you only have a 30 minute trial
Lmao
LMAO
Lmao.
Oof I just made you get 1k likes.
JohnTGamer not only you but mk
Bro I am wheezing
*Beats entire game, kills world ending dragon* Congrats!! You're now level 2!!
Just think of all the adventures you’ll have for the 79 levels to come!
"What do we do now?"
"Now we can play the game!"
Almost heaven, west virginia, blue ridge mountains Shenandoah river...
That only the main quest. Its not the entire game
@@AmisArskaNightcore I'm quoting south park. Watch episode: "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
Imagine going to work one day, getting ready to execute a dude, when a dragon attacks. You escape and later find out the bloke on the chopping block went all over the country stealing things, ended the civil war, and killed that dragon in 10 days. And the while while he wore nothing but rags and just yelled at things.
Fucking best comment and underrated
Guard:
This is the hero of Skyrim we waited for?
...Tamrial is fucked.
Now that's the legendary dragon born
Yea
Nick Bauer he would be worshipped as a fucking god tbh
*punches guard*
“Take me to prison”
Guard: Uhh ... okay?
The most impressive part of this speedrun is that Esbern is working correctly.
I loved when you added to the time just to let him say, "This council is a waste of time'
Esbern: This will only take a moment!
Speedrunner: Hurryyyyyy uuuuuup.....
-white and proud- no it is hu rr y u p
Because he is constantly saving
Ты русский?
ник у него русский так шо инфа 100% он русский
Hits guard
Guard: "smart man"
Little did he know.
Actually, I did know. I’m a firm believer in the Dragonborn slaying Alduin, so that’s why I helped him.
Whiterun Guard how’s that knee doing?
SabercatWendy Don’t tell anyone, but I use it as an excuse to not be an “adventurer”. It’s perfectly healed, though.
Whiterun Guard nice to hear, how about that cousin of yours? Thats fighting dragons how is he doing?
Also have you had any good bandit raids lately?
DADDY My cousin is resting in Sovengard. Also, I only deal with drunkards and petty thievery.
Mom: "We're leaving in 30 minutes!"
This dude: *plugs in skyrim*
Literally no clue what is going on
same.
Same
Same
Same no idea how how this is a speed run
@@handsonmefsut9141 speedrun for any%
Is a speedrun when you can do everything and i mean everything like glitcjes etc....
I’m just laughing at how you married a dude in like 2 seconds
@Figura Sombría Actually he attended it but then immediately got sucked into a time vortex through an elder scroll lmao
Its settled then-
The power of Ricardo Milos
@@MonkeeeMan15 that man is so sexy
Quick time
Honestly why were we all surprised when Fallout 76 turned out to be a buggy mess when Skyrim is barely held together by a single wooden bowl.
at least it worked in spite of being a buggy mess. also mods fix everything, something Bethesda too reliant on for their games.
You can do it with a platter also
Maramal: Here is the groom now
Waz: I'm afraid you were a pawn in a much larger scheme
*Opens elder scroll*
Gingy truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
Evan Zach
*B A N G*
* everyone gets blinded *
Bethesda: it takes people nearly 31 hours to beat Skyrim if they take their time, 18 if they rush through
Speed runners: 30 minutes or less, take it or leave it
Yet it takes me 500 to speak to Jarl Balgruuf about the dragon attack in Helen
Took me 8h on my first playthrough, and I ran past the outer part of Skaldaf something temple so had to fight keepermanguy + 2 Dragons had to restart there I tried running up to the staff and activating it before he could grab it but I never realised the portal opened
Player: I'm doing a speedrun
Esbern: Hold my door
llol
This one always sticks
HOOOOLD THEEE DOOOOOR
@@aceofr3ap3r21 HODOR
Love how the message gets cut off early, so the game just shows:
*WOR*
Wor
Wor never changes
NobodydoboN GOD DAMN IT YOU STOLE MY JOKE
Nice sorenova reference
It just wor
Ralof: *"This way!!"*
(0.2748 seconds later)
*"W H A T ' S T H E H U R R Y?"*
Too much Skooma for today...
him: goes to dawnstar
me: neato
him: buys 15 pairs of frost boots
me: smart man
This is glitch or feature ?
Bethesda - Yes
No Name
If the game is going to be glitched like this? Why not just use console commands to speed run?
Colin Campbell where is the fun in that?
@@SanSouls
Presumably where the fun lies in glitching the game.
@@colin-campbell It takes actual skill to perform these glitches, as opposed to writing some commands.
@@colin-campbell Using cheat is not legit. a glitch is not a cheat, it's very different. the cheat have been added by the developers for ease testing phase. but the glitch are problems inherent in the game, related either to its programming. The glitch are part of the game, but the cheat were added... And if you think that stupid, they exist speedrun without glitch.
i'm sorry if i've make some mistakes, i'm french ^^"
And on that day the official Thalmor report only read "WTF just happened? Seriously, anyone got a clue?"
Him: Finishes game in 32 minutes.
Me: High Hrothgar Discovered
*23 minutes
More like :"Choose A Name for your character"
@@SamuelHajnik hahaha achievement unlocked "Named Your Character"
After 4 hours yes😂
Him: 2:33 High Hrothgar Discovered
When your mom say you only have 30min to play
lol
@Eingefleischter Veganer same lol
Mum*
TheCrazyTopHatMan
I think thats a USA/UK difference
12:54 The greybeards: have you learned nothing from us?
Waz: uh look buddy I just got here
You made a man want to marry you in less than three seconds. That's impressive, I wish I had that ability.
then he blinded them with an elder scroll at the wedding ceremony
Salty Kitsune u did it in 2 ;)
@@ezulon97 Awwww
Salty Kitsune Omg you actually read that. owO
Salty Kitsune spotlight uh moonlight uh
"Come over"
"I can't I'm playing Skyrim"
"My parents aren't home"
I told you I can't, I'm playing skyrim
Me: 3:13
@@pyrorock8143 underrated
“The Jarl is not a patient man”
Dragonborn: “...”
Skyrim is a perfect game with no bugs, only features.
Fluff Fluffy
Buggy features
Todd "God" Howard
@@newaccount3743 Godd Howard if you would.
Speed runners: “time to beat this game at record speeds.”
The peace counsel: *“hold yer horses!”*
Esbern's door: aye, what he said
Regular Skyrim player: lol Skyrim horses are so fucked, look at how I can climb 90° mountains with it.
Waz: *Hold my mead*
*you literally speed running the entire game and defeating it in 30 minutes*
*your game, lagging: “write this down! write this down!”*
BY ORDER OF THE - S M A R T M A N
by the decree of the intelligent male
by the government law created or inspired by a person of unknown race but is known to be of the male gender
7:40
26:58
Guard: "I can't believe that worked!"
Dragonborn: *opens trap*
Guard: shit
2:48 looking to protect yourself? *money begins to evaporate from his pockets* O.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.r.r.r.r.r.r D.o.o.o.o.o- some damage?
*come back if you need some more*
Come back if you need *steal*
This guy: completes game in 32 minutes
Me 32 minutes in: oh wow look a dragon! It saved me from getting executed!
HammerTimePlays 32 minutes in: oh wow look a dragon! It saved me from getting executed!
Me 32 minutes minutes in: oh wow look another cosmetic section ma character
@@trashcanman5521 me 32 minutes in "hey you , you're finally awake"
Also I was expecting almost everything this guy did to revolve around the main quest so I was laughing my ass off when I suddenly saw him in riften buying an amulet of Marra and offering to get married to the random dude on the bench.EDIT: and then he goes to his wedding ceremony and blinds everyone by reading an elder scroll
You put it in words beautifully.
Damn dude. You're really insane at this. I took 20 mins just to change my character appearance lol
Sxar
Haha, that’s all? It took the rest of my life, and I still keep making characters
He cheated
The Kill When? He only used glitches, which are permitted in most speedruns.
Glitching is such a pathetic move.
@@martinhorvath4117
It takes far more skill and knowledge about the game then what you have
Waz : after 30 minutes "Alduin Defeated"
Me : after 30 minutes "Hey you. You finally awake!"
I've played this game for so many hours on almost every platform it's available on. No idea what hes doing.
Who am I and
He’s a Higgs Boson particle aka God particle
Samsung Fridge?
@@newaccount3743 on my friends
You: Beats game in 24mins
Me: Hm warrior, thief or mage stone
all are pretty much entirely useless tbh
Me : should I go with hadvar or ralof?
Warrior thief or mage stone?
Lover stone
Lady Stone
Ra Alf lord stone
Who on earth finds these glitches?? And 15 pairs of frost boots wtf lmao.
Pretty sure he was selling the merchant his own things. It's a PC only glitch due to the way it's done.
Cheximus lots of accidents. The last skyrim run i found was 40 minutes long and it's 5ish years ago
Legend Himself it’s not exploits dumb fuck..
Some glitches are found accidentally by players who then tell them on the internet. Others are particularly seeked out for by people who know what to look for. Speenrunners try to reproduce the glitches and find out 1. If it's possible to do them consistently without RNG and 2. If they enable them to skip certain parts of a game.
Very short conclusion, hope that helps you even 6 months later :)
@@glub1381 The problem wasn't that he didn't know what an exploit was, the problem was that he actually tried to correct someone about it as though it would make him seem more intelligent, while his overconfidence resulted in the complete opposite effect.
Beating this game in 23 minutes...
That's faster than even installing this game.
For me its 3 minutes to Install
@@salatwehr4099 That short? How?
Yeah how?
Yeah tell us how
@@Orangibus why are u replying to me u should reply to Hardwehr
That Waz fast
Лол ленин
This is such an underrated comment
It got kakyoin eyes!
Beats the game while failing to attend your own wedding ceremony
When you don't skip the leg days...
When you have trained legs so much that you can teleport 😎
At 23 minutes he kills alduin and I am trying to avoid that bear in Helgen
Bear??????
WHERES THE BEAR
ILL KILL IT
If you know the reference you are a god
This guy LITERALLY time-travelled to beat Alduin in the past AND future!
When u really wanna get to the side quests but don’t want Alduin breathing down your neck.
You: Completes game in 30 mins
Me: 30 mins in "Wow look at all these hair styles"
Fuuckyou
What Skyrim do you play that has many hairstyles?
*Gets elder scroll of ancient knowledge*
2 seconds later: *I'm in jail now*
Remember one thing!
He is not yet *unbound*
Glen Pranata he is unbound, just glitched the game to avoid that slowdown
But imagine: the Dovahkiin, running around, glitching, beating Alduin, with his hands still bound. Didn't mitten squad do this already
I'm an Argonian who lives in Whiterun with my adopted daughter Lucia. Life is good and we're happy.
And you're...preforming interdimentional parkour?
You don't do that too?
@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial of course I do!
and Lucia's a fast learner
@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial our games of tag are intense
0:04: "Whats the hurry?" ｗｅｌｌ ｉｔ ｉｓ ａ ｓｐｅｅｄｒｕｎ
3:14 My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive...
Entigamer7 My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive. When I was a child I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for the murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world, I’m an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly, I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me. And one day, I’ll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am the Flash.
Love the little celebration at the end
Waz: Finishes the game in 31 mins
Me in 31 mins: Finally made it to riverwood!
You mean ''Finally created my character''
He said 🐎🔄➡️🏃🏼♂️💨
Данияр Касым nawwwwwww
Horse turning vertical resulting in a man going insanely fast
Wtf you just say??
“I got 30 mins or so before work, guess i could complete skyrim quickly”
You are actually insane my Friend!
If you go faster your WR has the same Time than my Loadingtime xD
15:15 "Ah~, here's the proud groom now" suddenly gets sucked into another dimension XDD
This absolutely looks like a YTP of Skyrim. Impressive.
[playing for 24mins]
Waz: Finishes game
Me: Alright, now which nose type will I choose...
*W H A T ' S T H E H U R R Y ?*
Bruh:
Guard: "Stop! You violated the law."
Him: o rly **teleports out**
Guard: **confused screaming**
when you're the dragonborn of legend and all of skyrim will perish without you, but she's home alone that night.
Alduin: "Yo the world eater is back waz-"
Glad to see people are still speedrunning this.
Amazing work
Here i am at 4.30 in the morning watching a skyrim speedrun, Life is good
Mood
"Well hello poor man from the sky. Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?"
2:24 how actually *_fast traveling_* looks like.
This dude after 30 minutes: ends main quest
Me after 30minutes : Honestly Camilla Valerius is not that beautiful... unless I download a mod for that...
Balgruuf just finds out that dragons are real and immediately has to trap on
My Pc lagged and crashed watching this video
GG Waz, GG
When you overdose on skooma
@Socialist Sylveon you mean Quantum distilled skooma
set video speed to 2x for a real skooma trip
Incarnate
Overdose times♾
Can confirm. Shits wack
I love how the timer stops during lag. It's so nice.
Can someone please explain how the heck people discover these glitches?
Is there a team of dudes deep under ground just practicing weird shit all the time like jumping off horsed etc. Until something works haha
Most glitches are found on accident.
Not at all. Most glitches are found because of the game files. Speedrunners often check the game files for glitches, the same reason hackers check webpages for security vulnerabilities.
@@letsargue9314 How do you mean? are there descriptions like bug reports that officially document these glitches?
@@XxKINGatLIFExX That's actually something i've always wondered. Listen to this: A speedrunner checked game files of GTA San Andreas and found the "gym glitch" which would NEVER be founded without the game files. It required you to kill everyone inside the gym, go to the "dark area" and use a jetpack, then making a boat invisible, and throwing C4 on it to make it visible. It's actually more complex than it sounds, but Im sure nobody would ever figure it out without the game files, where im sure some comments were made about the glitch.
Most Bethesda glitches involve the games animations. Glitches are often found by people trying to bug out those animations by getting them to continue after they were supposed end, canceling them, and all sorts of other to with things like: quick save/quick load, opening menus, activating object, or using items. The camera is also a bit buggy and can be used to interact with objects normally out of reach. There's plenty of stuff to exploit if you know where to look and because Bethesda codes pretty much all their games off of modified versions of the same engine glitches that worked in previous games sometimes work in the new ones so no need to find new glitches if we can keep using the same ones.
imagine a guy flying to your house and buying everything you own
And it took me 30 minutes to find out how to get the code right in bleak falls barrow
Guy Fawkes snake snake porpoise
Took me months
Its quite simple, im bleak falls barrow all the puzzles follow a rule of “one, two then two” as an example for the first puzzle you activate the first stone once, then both others twice
So basically by the time he killed Alduin, we were hearing about that mead with Juniper berries in it
Me: Oh, smart he’s getting on a horse so he could go faster.
Two Seconds Later:
*WHAT THE HELL*
When dinner is ready in 30 min and you know you have enough time to beat skyrim and take a break
"This is the one, they call Dragonborn."
gg dude. that's actually extremely impressive
*Her:* Come over.
*Waz:* Can't. Gotta save the world.
*Her:* My parents aren't home.
*Waz:*
imagine seeing the dragonborn. hurting himself with a bucket and then he is gone
Mom: it's almost bed time
Waz: 30 more minutes I'm almost done
Mom: ok
Waz: **starts game**
I don’t understand what I just watched
I like how the NPCs are like "Ha, found you!" And he is like: Noooope!
Everytime he opens a door: *GASP* A BUCKET!
23:18
Tullius: "Let's be clear. This council wasn't my idea. I think it's a waste of time"
He knows!
Him: Finishes entire game in 30 mins
Me 30 mins in: Does this merchant guy REALLY need the Golden Claw, I think i’m just gonna sell it
Waz: Beats game in 23 minutes
Me: Still making my character
Imagine replacing the stuff the priest reads at the wedding with an elder scroll
best wedding ever XD
My favorite part about this video is that he has a technique to skip 99% of the events you would normally need to wait for but Esbern’s door is the one thing that he had to just stand there for
Him: beats game in under 25 minutes
Me: Kills dragon boss In soul caring without shouts
Boss: Ah dovaking you have defeated me
My character: why do you call me that
Boss: just a hunch
Also me: oh yeah I have to talk to the jarl in whiterun about that dragon attack
You mean duhrneviir
The Retarded Fish about time someone corrects me lol thx man