@@saichandra5269 Nah, she's totally into you. She's just too traumatized from getting the Molag Balls to go through a ceremony at a temple. She's still loyal and will spend all her time with you and you alone.
@@kazekou7598 between what she says to you regarding her becoming a vampire, and what she says to you whenever you take her someplace nice outdoors....I don't think it's just headcanon
@@saichandra5269 Most people don't know, but she's actually the only character in the game that says she wanna fuck you, there's a rare line if you have been nice to her where she implies she would like to know you in bed, so yeah, she didn't friendzone the dragonborn, she just cannot be married
Some peoples minds work in different ways, I would never attempt the dexterity required for this but can come up with even more methods to surpass the goal whilst manipulating the games physics, its more about having god like articulation with your hands. Im sure this person's partners hole is on another plain of reality.
@@willowvilla9659 I wouldn't doubt it, Skyrim is buggy enough to be exploited in a million different ways and somehow without crashing or glitching completely. Brings back good memories like stepping on a bucket and losing all my health. Lol
I'll have you know the Dwemer invented the super conductive bucket for the use of planefolding an Man/Merflight. And the technique was archived by Yagrum Bagarn and passed down to the Dovahkiin through the line of The Scroll of Icarian Flight > Nerevarine (who used said scroll to leap over the Ghostfence) > Azura > The Hero of Kvatch (who used a paintbrush as a focus to stop the Oblivion Crisis before actually going to Kvatch) > Hermaeus Mora > Aforementioned Dragonkin who again used a bucket to ascend to the top of Skuldafn Temple and enter Sovngarde.
@@roberte.o.speedwagon7372 You can become Thane of Solitude without taking a side in the Civil War. It's only Thane of Windhelm that's locked behind Civil War progression, and you can become Thane regardless of which side you take. Though you need to complete the entire questline if you side with the Empire, while Stormcloaks can get it a little quicker.
Me: "Are you going to do the thing where you look at your character jumping up that hill super fast?" Waz: Jumps up that hill while looking at their character super fast Me: :-)
0:12 Oh hey, new strat? 5:357:308:28 Good to know that troll physics are apparently still a thing in this game. 6:24 I didn't even know that you could do THAT to avoid fall damage, bloody hell.
@@Waz how'd you do the infinite sprint glitch? I've watched your commentary, and still can't figure it out. I've tried pressing w and shift(which is my sprint key) quicksaving, releasing shift, and then quickloading; but i dont have any luck. Maybe you can't do it on special edition?
@@vailwastaken1349 You seem to have got the inputs right, maybe you're just not doing them fast enough. It has to be almost instantaneously done. It does work on special edition, but because of the quickload giving a loading screen it might be a bit more difficult.
Because Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits... you should totally do an analysis of what you were doing because this kind of thing is fascinating
He did a commentated speedrun of the main questline a while back, and you're right, it truly is fascinating to watch this (intentionally or otherwise) deadpan Northern Irish voice just meticulously explaining how he takes all of these massive shortcuts around the intended gameplay. Highly recommend watching the commentated run if you haven't already.
16:33 - When tapped into The Speed Force, Barry Allen runs into his own time shadow. Existing both in the past and the future, both the observer and the observed.
This whole thing is like watching someone travel between alternate dimensions. Like, sometimes the physical laws make sense, such as scaling a wall or swimming, and other times your on a magic bucket ride.
1: i love how the only thing you need to do is glitch through the whole of the forgotten vale just to complete the questline 2: i’m mildly annoyed that all those portals are to the vale are underground levers 😭😭
Florida man survives Dragon attack, time travels, flies on a bucket, defies gravity with axes and swords, phase walls with buckets, and catapults off a horse, to kill vampires and save the Sun.
Bucket levitation? Sword surfing? I've seen the save loading before but I play console so I have no idea how that works but man - this is some high quality hustle my guy
I just beat that bloody questline today and I can't stop my jaw from hanging open at the fact that all these glitches exist and meanwhile it took me a week to even get out of Helgen.
There’s a mod that turns spiders into not spiders. Special Edition: www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/37319 Vanilla: www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/26468/? Hope those work out for you.
I noticed a significant lack of dawnguards in your dawnguard speedrun
Heard they weren't reforming the Dawnguard. Might skip one myself.
Dropping the swords to reduce your fall damage is so unbelievably ridiculous I love it
6:23
@@aaa-qr9yy thank u time stamp Andy
What the actual fuck
@@mahiganti i cant even fucking read that
I mean its just like using props in Hl2 pretty much
>Strange man phases into existence on the side of the mountain
>Forsworn: “HEY!”
"A strange man phases into existence in Lego City!" "HEY!"
Forsworn: “I should attack him ...”
@@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaajkkkkk
bet they got that secret magic... could turn wood into gold.. yeah, i bet they can turn wood into gold....
Vyrthur: you brought serana right to me!
Speedrunners: whos serana
Worst companion.
@@aisowarai_ beware, for you have incured the wrath of hundreds of serana fanboys
@@nastylittlehobbitses4799 I’m one of them. Serana is best girl!
@@lxkn0745 If I wanted to listen to someone with the personality of a cardboard box with goth stickers on it talk I'd go to Tumblr
@@arrellmagister1849 Mods are your best friend
I feel like I’m on LSD watching this. Dudes flying off of horses and floating on levitating buckets. Wtf is even going on
Sameeee
Have you never played the dawnguard dlc?
Cause Sheogorath blesses this guy
It works. It just works
he has achieved chim
Well it sure was nice of Serana to break the spacetime continuum and the lore just to hold your hand
And yet she still friendzones you
@@saichandra5269 Nah, she's totally into you. She's just too traumatized from getting the Molag Balls to go through a ceremony at a temple. She's still loyal and will spend all her time with you and you alone.
@@Theendman42 the only acceptable headcanon
@@kazekou7598 between what she says to you regarding her becoming a vampire, and what she says to you whenever you take her someplace nice outdoors....I don't think it's just headcanon
@@saichandra5269 Most people don't know, but she's actually the only character in the game that says she wanna fuck you, there's a rare line if you have been nice to her where she implies she would like to know you in bed, so yeah, she didn't friendzone the dragonborn, she just cannot be married
I absolutely lost it when you started to float on a bucket
"This, is a bucket."
@@lazarus1540 Dear God...
@@skippingstep1515 There's more
first time?
oh sorry dudes i ruined it
here i’ll finish it
“no”
I don’t understand these methods and I doubt I ever will, best to leave this to the professionals.
@- I love you for that reference.
Some peoples minds work in different ways, I would never attempt the dexterity required for this but can come up with even more methods to surpass the goal whilst manipulating the games physics, its more about having god like articulation with your hands. Im sure this person's partners hole is on another plain of reality.
@@willowvilla9659 I wouldn't doubt it, Skyrim is buggy enough to be exploited in a million different ways and somehow without crashing or glitching completely. Brings back good memories like stepping on a bucket and losing all my health. Lol
“Oh, he’s going to use that momentum to go to riften, to talk to the dawnguard!”
“Wait, what the fuck, where’s he going?”
Forsworn axe > gravity
You using the foresworn weapons to fall softly gives me "legolas running up falling stones" vibes
Now it’s running down falling swords.
@@ilovemonkeyosand axes
And he is also a high elf
Bucket is so op, i wouldn't be surprised if bethesda decided to remove all buckets in tes6
in the famous words of god howard, “it just works”
@@metalcore_lovethey are just features
"Mai'q is always in search of buckets, yet he finds none. Where could they have gone?"
I always view glitches as a different type of magic.
advanced alteration magic*
I'll have you know the Dwemer invented the super conductive bucket for the use of planefolding an Man/Merflight. And the technique was archived by Yagrum Bagarn and passed down to the Dovahkiin through the line of The Scroll of Icarian Flight > Nerevarine (who used said scroll to leap over the Ghostfence) > Azura > The Hero of Kvatch (who used a paintbrush as a focus to stop the Oblivion Crisis before actually going to Kvatch) > Hermaeus Mora > Aforementioned Dragonkin who again used a bucket to ascend to the top of Skuldafn Temple and enter Sovngarde.
It's tonal architecture
CHIM
@@jamesbhollingsworth5452translates to bird, and what does birds symbolize? Freedom.
“You’ve brought your fetching companion to me!”
Me: wait wut
Serana: *appears*
Me: WAIT WUT
she's scripted to appear there after the bad guy (forgot his name lol) destroys the roof
5:28 What is he doing?
5:34 He's beginning to believe.
Quality comment right here
Так вот какая аудитория у подобных видео.. здравия желаю, товарищ
I can't be the only one that wants to see a "thane of all Skyrim" speedrun
Is that even possible? I'm pretty sure to get thane in Solitude or Windhelm you gotta fight for them, and you can only choose 1 side
@@roberte.o.speedwagon7372 You can become Thane of Solitude without taking a side in the Civil War. It's only Thane of Windhelm that's locked behind Civil War progression, and you can become Thane regardless of which side you take. Though you need to complete the entire questline if you side with the Empire, while Stormcloaks can get it a little quicker.
absolutely brilliant
the thumbnail, I mean. I suppose the speedrun was okay
I like how serana just randomly appears out of nowhere hahahaha
Me: "Are you going to do the thing where you look at your character jumping up that hill super fast?"
Waz: Jumps up that hill while looking at their character super fast
Me: :-)
I think that's so he can make 3rd person save to horse tilt from
I love that part lol
so about how many years does it take to understand any of the shit that this guy is doing?
@@nate1511 not much really just a bunch of glitches relating to quick saves and janky physics
When you only have one game in your pc for 8 years...
6:24 well thats a way to avoid fall damage i never seen before
This was a speed run and you still managed to fly on a bucket for what felt like an entire hour
i died laughing when serena was helping you teabag her dead dad
When I see a bucket drop in any skyrim speedrun:
WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP, ON OUR FAVOURITE BUCKET GLITCH, ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY.
LITTLE DOVAHKIIN
@@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa how about "little dovah"
skyrim speedrunning has come so far, it's frighteningly intriguing!
0:12 Oh hey, new strat?
5:35 7:30 8:28 Good to know that troll physics are apparently still a thing in this game.
6:24 I didn't even know that you could do THAT to avoid fall damage, bloody hell.
Yeah this run is filled with cool tricks that you don't see very often, it was a lot of fun.
To be fair, the 0:12 strat has been a thing for years. It's just easy to mess up and so gets sparse usage
Yeah I was wondering why he took the time to take the extra weapons
@@Waz how'd you do the infinite sprint glitch? I've watched your commentary, and still can't figure it out. I've tried pressing w and shift(which is my sprint key) quicksaving, releasing shift, and then quickloading; but i dont have any luck. Maybe you can't do it on special edition?
@@vailwastaken1349 You seem to have got the inputs right, maybe you're just not doing them fast enough. It has to be almost instantaneously done. It does work on special edition, but because of the quickload giving a loading screen it might be a bit more difficult.
5:13 hey guys, I went back in time to morrowind!
The background music makes the bucket flying parts perfect
The moments where you float on the bucket are like small moments of serenity amongst chaos.
18:23 wholesome moment, amazing job waz you are a legend
5:30 Okay, I've seen much in Skyrim speedruns and the game itself, but this, is new
(Gelebor comes back from coffee break)
Gelebor:did i open this portal?
That level of knowledge of the glitches is incredible, it’s skyrim science 🤯
That horse speed glitch makes me laugh every time lol
Because Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits... you should totally do an analysis of what you were doing because this kind of thing is fascinating
He did a commentated speedrun of the main questline a while back, and you're right, it truly is fascinating to watch this (intentionally or otherwise) deadpan Northern Irish voice just meticulously explaining how he takes all of these massive shortcuts around the intended gameplay. Highly recommend watching the commentated run if you haven't already.
The speedrun as a whole was hilarious
But the way you and Serana T-Bagged Harkon at the end full on reduced me to tears
Im surprised how many exploits there is to the game
Bethesda game ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That’s the best thing about skyrim, I’ve been playing for over 2000 hours and there are STILL some things that just surprise me
Dude the best part is there are 100s more not shown here
It just works
-Godd Howard
Gameplay features*
This is so mesmerizing to watch. Thanks Waz, you're a legend ⚔️
I have no clue what’s coming next in 90% of it but thank god for that 10% of horse tilt.
5:50 the background music has me fucking crying
“he is the messiah!”
I don't know why y'all expected to see an understandable dawnguard run when it clearly says "dawnguard in 15 mins"
16:39 - rare video of Jesus Christ on the lake
How the hell do you pull these off man, you're crazy also thanks for uploading these runs always make my day
You’re ridiculously good at this videogame
The tea bagging was excellent
16:33 - When tapped into The Speed Force, Barry Allen runs into his own time shadow. Existing both in the past and the future, both the observer and the observed.
Do I have an essay due in a minute? Yes
Should I be doing that? Yes
Am I doing that? No
Felt like a feverdream
Wtf why am I the only like on this comment, it's gold
scientists: "Wow, please explain to us how you managed to become airborne and fly, what did you use?"
Waz: "a bucket"
The Elder Scrolls V: Flying Bucket
Some may call them bugs. Me, I call them features.
For some reason I think this going to appear on everybody recommendation
18:25 she join in dancing on her fathers ashes, It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
There was something oddly majestic about the bucket float
Another great waz video, what else do you expect.
Skyrim speedruns are the most fascinating thing
I'm so excited that Serana was scripted in the quest and by the end u haven't stayed alone.
This whole thing is like watching someone travel between alternate dimensions. Like, sometimes the physical laws make sense, such as scaling a wall or swimming, and other times your on a magic bucket ride.
"It just works"
- Todd Howard
The two of you teabagging Harkon at the end gave me Scatsbury vibes in the best way. Great run!
The ominous background music playing as he floats through the infinite void on a bucket is never not gonna be funny.
It was Skyrim for like the first 5 seconds, then it wasnt anymore
1:48 Bandit: Now ain't this a surprise.
Girl you have no idea.
We interrupt this speedrun to bring you a peaceful bucket ride into the sky
These speed run videos go beyond my level of comprehension.
That bucket flight was sweet!
Serana: we got to stop him!
Nah i think ill lay here for an hour
14:19
what's more funny is that this guy doesn't saved/freed serana and yet she magically appears at the end!
And so the dragonborn and Serana danced on a vampire daddys freshly laid corpse.
Your pfp 😳
this is the trippiest shit
1: i love how the only thing you need to do is glitch through the whole of the forgotten vale just to complete the questline
2: i’m mildly annoyed that all those portals are to the vale are underground levers 😭😭
Guard: I heard they are reforming the dawnguard-
Waz: *O K*
Florida man survives Dragon attack, time travels, flies on a bucket, defies gravity with axes and swords, phase walls with buckets, and catapults off a horse, to kill vampires and save the Sun.
The desire to play skyrim like that is great, but the difficulty is even greater
The music when you were floating on the bucket was perfect
world record to dance above harkon's ashes
This was like a David Lynch movie.
The bucket is vital to space travel.... He who controls the bucket controls the universe!!!
I just love how he just flies off the horse
The way it was meant to be played
Loving these people that got 12,000hrs of experience in skyrim
Bucket levitation? Sword surfing? I've seen the save loading before but I play console so I have no idea how that works but man - this is some high quality hustle my guy
that killcam probably made you lose time but I'm so glad you got it
I fucking love this speedrun
There's a significant probability you learned at least 1 game changing exploit watching this video.
Lmao is it bad I already knew all these glitches and do them sometimes
The Legend Lives
That horse is a one trick pony, but damn if that trick aint useful
It’s a super natural how speed runner found glitches that lead you to anywhere. Speed runner is insane
That lovely little slash across her eyes with her daddy's own sword right at the end
Perfect
The Dragonborn: spaces between time.
I just beat that bloody questline today and I can't stop my jaw from hanging open at the fact that all these glitches exist and meanwhile it took me a week to even get out of Helgen.
Didn't understand one bit, but i loved the teabagging in the end.
No idea wtf just happened but i love it.
The whole reason I watched this was to see if there was a darkfall cave skip (because spiders) so thanks dude :)
There’s a mod that turns spiders into not spiders.
Special Edition: www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/37319
Vanilla: www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/26468/?
Hope those work out for you.
@@cami-qi9ts thx so much but I’m playing on the Switch so... yeah
that thumbnail is glorious
this guy is just on another plane of existence.
Dev. : We made a brand new DLC, hours to finish it !
Dovahkin : Hold my bucket ...
lmao good job man
I've seen alot of speedruns before, but this one is the most complicated and confusing one I've seen.
Good speed runner good game a good time watching
Hey you your finally awake
My finally awake?