Craziest Client Stories #6 | Tattoo Artists Answer

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  • @OPEK.
    @OPEK. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4301

    The girl who tattoo’d “bad ass” on the guys cheek after he just accomplished his long goals. I salute you queen

  • @Name-fk8zk
    @Name-fk8zk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11992

    Artists: "... he shot her in the head then shot himself"
    Inked: _happy piano noises_

    • @carriefeda6816
      @carriefeda6816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The Female that’s because happy piano noises are actually sad notes. And visa versa with sad notes.

    • @camppillow
      @camppillow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      the girl was like “help me” probably because he was abusing her or smth, poor girl

    • @hopemxx1524
      @hopemxx1524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAAha

    • @kayceewhite
      @kayceewhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Female
      *right* 😳🙊

    • @kayceewhite
      @kayceewhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Carrie Feda
      Okay I’ve been playing piano since I was 6, I can’t read sheet music I play by ear. I am genuinely asking, what are you talking about?

  • @samuelneal4671
    @samuelneal4671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14943

    "Oh i had one little one, a chick passed out and went blind"
    'A LITTLE ONE' WTF???

    • @ladyira-bi7ng
      @ladyira-bi7ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

      It was most likely temporary blindness. After she regains her sight she probably felt fine. But should still get seen by a medical professional. I also went totally blind after I fainted. The doctor was able to diagnose me and give me the medications I needed even after I got my sight back naturally. But it is terrifying. I will never forget the experience.

    • @dannyswrath
      @dannyswrath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Little one as in tiny tatoo

    • @Chigen_Atomic
      @Chigen_Atomic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I had strep throat and went blind for about three minutes trying to get up and go to the bathroom. Probably due to me not drinking enough water, but that's the only time things went completely dark. Nothing like your throat being on fire, weak, trying to stumble around the bathroom. lol.

    • @tiger_844
      @tiger_844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @katefield5404
      @katefield5404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It was probably temporary I go temporarily blind a lot when I'm like stressed

  • @cassie1421
    @cassie1421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7932

    “He shot her and then he shot himself and there was a bunch of satanic symbols everywhere”
    Inked: 🎹🎶🎵🤗💖🌸✨🌈🥰💕

    • @dananezat
      @dananezat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      “And then in her kids room”. That was so dark man.

    • @flamestrikenightfire4784
      @flamestrikenightfire4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dananezat ooh!!!!

    • @GermaineNimundel
      @GermaineNimundel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can’t 😂😂

    • @karimareyes3992
      @karimareyes3992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      bro. it's fucking upsetting that they didn't do anything to help despite her giving them signals

    • @joannbyrne182
      @joannbyrne182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@karimareyes3992 yeah that guy didn't seem to bothered

  • @jkruszynska9641
    @jkruszynska9641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11750

    His eyeballs were self lubricating 😂🙌

    • @tommillard4193
      @tommillard4193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      That's not the only thing that was self lubricating 😉😉

    • @mj-yo7vt
      @mj-yo7vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I laughed crying

    • @grosom31
      @grosom31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tommillard4193 ah you mean her CV joint!😂😂

    • @jaxo5679
      @jaxo5679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      5hat dude could've had aids yo

    • @quietestkitten
      @quietestkitten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I just feel bad for her that she didn't feel like she could say no.

  • @sarahgamache8921
    @sarahgamache8921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    “I gotta go get my kids”
    I died 😂😂😂 omg me in 20 years

  • @lauraparkinson437
    @lauraparkinson437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11436

    “So... I ate the cookie...”
    I’m dead.

    • @hugocorreia7519
      @hugocorreia7519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +777

      "he still inside you"

    • @octavia88
      @octavia88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ But why did she comply ? What a perv

    • @Vilppy
      @Vilppy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      octavia88 cos she’s freaky

    • @AndromedaChace
      @AndromedaChace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      This is why being agreeable and caving to social expectations should not be so ingrained in people.

    • @kenneyswifey
      @kenneyswifey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Omg I had to pause the video to compose myself. Especially when she said she tried to Cookie Monster it lmfao.

  • @KelciaMarie1
    @KelciaMarie1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5519

    Guy: "Its not like beastiality"
    * proceeds to describe literal beastiality *

    • @shea2655
      @shea2655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Victoria N after describing zoophilia first. He did make the distinction.

    • @tychowozniaki9269
      @tychowozniaki9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      @@shea2655 yeah, but he said that the guy f***s dolphins, which is literally bestiality

    • @bi_cycle
      @bi_cycle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Beastiality is the act of having sex with animals, zoophilia is the attraction to animals.

    • @Thelostpinetree
      @Thelostpinetree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bi_cycle I thought it was the other way around

    • @reedwilke4683
      @reedwilke4683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Beastiality is fucking animals
      Zoophilia is getting aroused but NOT wanting to fuck animals

  • @1anna1
    @1anna1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5422

    3:33 'you did it?'
    fuck yeah i did it. and i did it beautifully.

    • @abbydomann
      @abbydomann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      A true legend

    • @akalee1849
      @akalee1849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      It was veiny and everything

    • @spines8894
      @spines8894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      We stan

    • @AllenTax
      @AllenTax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I be curious to see that tattoo.

    • @odd-duck
      @odd-duck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I love that she had to take a break to get her kids

  • @SavageThrifter
    @SavageThrifter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2452

    Why is tattooing such a gross profession? Like why are people so comfortable at being creeps in a tattoo shop?

    • @bstardust7439
      @bstardust7439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Cuz they think everyone who has tattoos is a fucking weirdo but it has nothing to do w that lol

    • @tylerbush5939
      @tylerbush5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I never understood that either

    • @hichigoshirosaki3665
      @hichigoshirosaki3665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Cuz where else do you go to not get judged for who you are if not a shop full of inked up badasses?

    • @worlore1651
      @worlore1651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      have you ever been to walmart?

    • @Jess1234
      @Jess1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They think it’s the lowest of the low

  • @KenoshaKicker
    @KenoshaKicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3361

    Number one thing not to tell your friend after their creepy experience with a guy...
    “He’s still inside you”

    • @salmay.2186
      @salmay.2186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Yeah that was shitty af

    • @GreyBlackWolf
      @GreyBlackWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@salmay.2186 Ya... but i bet she will hear those words before she takes a cookie from a stranger again.

    • @salmay.2186
      @salmay.2186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@GreyBlackWolf you dont get it
      She couldnt stand the pressure of this guy and her boss didnt help
      These words wont do shit since she already seems to regret it

    • @sayedahmed6753
      @sayedahmed6753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 I won't ruin that

    • @Nicole-yo8ux
      @Nicole-yo8ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ikr. Her friend seemed really insensitive and almost laughing about it

  • @Medyobabae
    @Medyobabae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2179

    “A girl named Ashleezy was there”
    What? 🤣

    • @PryncessAngelyk
      @PryncessAngelyk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shout out your friends

    • @solarsatori
      @solarsatori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      a mood.

    • @MansterBear
      @MansterBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I couldn't tell if he was saying Ashleezy, or Ash-sleazy.
      Same thing either way I suppose lol

    • @CHLOCHLOLP
      @CHLOCHLOLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i feel so bad for people with names like that lmao, like who the hell names their baby sleezy

    • @parthybolos4958
      @parthybolos4958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ashley z?

  • @Dogbone2000
    @Dogbone2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6423

    I still-
    Hes still inside of her.

    • @KRO-222
      @KRO-222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Yung Houseplant ugh I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry 🤭

    • @seeteasea5497
      @seeteasea5497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lucky guy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kellykujawa89
      @kellykujawa89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God I laughed so hard at that!!😂

    • @dank-memes-and-broken-drea7712
      @dank-memes-and-broken-drea7712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Green and White go away

    • @seeteasea5497
      @seeteasea5497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dank-memes- and-broken-dreams man you are so uptight 🤣🤣

  • @Rebecca-dz2nv
    @Rebecca-dz2nv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    for real tho so many of these stories involve some kind of sexual harassment, props to all tattoo artists out there, it seems like people think they can get away with anything in a parlour, mad respect to these guys for pursuing their craft while everyone around them are being freaks

  • @ladydiamond6261
    @ladydiamond6261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6219

    The last story was pretty dark and sad.

    • @bleachyum6577
      @bleachyum6577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +618

      V H S G I R L i wonder if the guy who said she was almost asking for help, feels bad abt not saying anything to her ? or asking if she was okay ?

    • @HydraxSly202
      @HydraxSly202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      I can't imagine how heavily that must weigh on you, especially if you didn't say anything. Jesus...

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      nationalpost.com/news/world/satanist-ohio-man-accused-of-killing-girlfriend-in-murder-suicide-said-he-was-honored-by-the-dark-lord
      such a crazy story i had to look it up for myself.

    • @JayBee0212
      @JayBee0212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I like how the upbeat jazz piano keeps playing in the background while he tells that story

    • @nicholashoffman3269
      @nicholashoffman3269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      He posted a photo on his facebook of obvious cigarette smoke and said it was a demon or spirit. Someone in the comments asked "where is the devil?" His girlfriend replied "sitting next to me".... k

  • @myrandayoung7461
    @myrandayoung7461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    I am so sad for Kelly for feeling forced into eating that cookie what a horrific thing.

    • @TimothyMcVay
      @TimothyMcVay ปีที่แล้ว

      She's fine, she's a hungry hippo .. u know how to stop that from happening.. don't eat it. U just don't start eating.

    • @vocexseta
      @vocexseta ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wonder why she felt like she couldn't say no.

    • @DukeHalliday-cv4fx
      @DukeHalliday-cv4fx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's RUDE

    • @itsa-mea-marion7653
      @itsa-mea-marion7653 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TimothyMcVayWhat the fuck

  • @Theimmortalmisfit
    @Theimmortalmisfit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    “his eyes were self lubricating”
    Best quote of the video

  • @IllustriousCrocoduck
    @IllustriousCrocoduck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3174

    "where his teeth were all one, because there was so much frickin fur..."
    I'm sorry,
    What.

    • @vh6772
      @vh6772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      I'm still trying to figure out wtf she was talking about

    • @ashleer7583
      @ashleer7583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +583

      @@vh6772 I think that she was talking about a major plaque/tartar buildup that makes it look like his teeth were just one.

    • @marywellington6229
      @marywellington6229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      She said tur which is another word for tar on the teeth if you go so long without brushing you'll see what I'm talking about

    • @ToastyJunebugs
      @ToastyJunebugs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I know you can have mineral deposits or something like that grow over your teeth if you don't brush for a very long time. Maybe it was that?

    • @robs.1868
      @robs.1868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Look up dental calculus.

  • @Dogbone2000
    @Dogbone2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6379

    Lmao paul booth is just like constantly on thin ice. He can’t say anything. He can say less than someone in witness protection.

    • @serenityduck417
      @serenityduck417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      I don't mean it rude I just don't get why he brings it up knowing he can't talk about it LMAO

    • @Psera
      @Psera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Serenity Stager I think that’s part of his schtick.

    • @Mercyfalls
      @Mercyfalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@serenityduck417 He's just bragging... And propably knows that most of his stories are messed up so if he tells everything and once people actually knew they would loose respect for him.

    • @leomord3222
      @leomord3222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im ypur 1k like b*tch HAHAHA

    • @lukemorgantattooartist4214
      @lukemorgantattooartist4214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s Paul Booth. He’s like my mentor, Captain. We don’t talk about those days too openly lol

  • @jenford7078
    @jenford7078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    "I smell your soul..." Perfect line to use to back off unwanted advances in bars.

    • @localSunMan
      @localSunMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Horny dude would go like: "Wait till you smell my balls."

    • @miranaestephan247
      @miranaestephan247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@localSunMan HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @elie6572
    @elie6572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7160

    “One turned out to be her husband and one turned out to be her boyfriend”
    wait-

    • @tanie3543
      @tanie3543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      Polyamory ?

    • @blikitwig
      @blikitwig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Your pfp is a fair reaction

    • @emersontaylor396
      @emersontaylor396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Poly fam

    • @rosegold973
      @rosegold973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ammi Arts I was just about to say that.. it’s so fitting for the comment 😂😂

    • @patricklukcy13
      @patricklukcy13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      As it's been stated. That's just polyamory. It's not even weird. Lol

  • @mattmayo3539
    @mattmayo3539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Will Kelly do us all the favor of doing stand up comedy. Her delivery and use of material is so on point. Such a character!

    • @brittnil1828
      @brittnil1828 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment is a year old but whatever… I recently started watching ink master angels and I’ve said since the first episode Kelly needs her own show. She’s amazing and such a natural

    • @ricedkiwis
      @ricedkiwis 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She's telling a story that's legit harassment and you're saying that? tf?

  • @Psera
    @Psera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5035

    Yikes that last story got dark quickly.

    • @dess234
      @dess234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      literally

    • @huntercopeland9371
      @huntercopeland9371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      How the fuck did someone find his facebook so quickly god damn

    • @huntercopeland9371
      @huntercopeland9371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Oh shit, probably the tattoo she talked about in this video:
      m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1561412374151037&id=100008468687092&set=a.1438927889732820&source=48

    • @SymphonicRainChannel
      @SymphonicRainChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      www.metal-archives.com/artists/Grave_Desecrator/418371

    • @havokmusicinc
      @havokmusicinc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Theistic satanists and Luciferian Misanthropes are fuckin weird man. LaVeyan atheistic satanists are cool but I don't fuck with the theistics or the LMO. Those fucks watched too many cult movies growing up.

  • @umbreoneyes
    @umbreoneyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    “I didn’t know what to do, so I ate one”
    “He’s still inside of you”.
    ☠️💀👽

    • @nishisalott1839
      @nishisalott1839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I died when that person said that "he is still inside of you" LAWD

    • @gBaldaconi
      @gBaldaconi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think she was joking, I think she meant it still hurts Doty to tell the story.

  • @rachaela5834
    @rachaela5834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2097

    Fuck yeah I did it! I did it beautifully too!🤣😂

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The apprentice years must be pretty scary, from what I've seen. Tattoo artists have guts of steel, Bless all of you honest & talented people who deal with us ink addicts in our best & worst moments.

  • @wynterhuff3417
    @wynterhuff3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    Girl w the green hairs story took the cake

    • @LM-yt7zk
      @LM-yt7zk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      I would say, it took the cookie.

    • @katicat7580
      @katicat7580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Her name is Kelly Doty

    • @blueblue2338
      @blueblue2338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kid you really dont know anyones name when it tells you everyones name you just gotta read its not that hard also if you actually know the people you would know the names oh well shity for you

    • @fullmetalpleb
      @fullmetalpleb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@blueblue2338 Have you ever considered some people just don't give a fuck?

    • @mr.jameson218
      @mr.jameson218 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FullMetalPleb They do enough to constantly say they don't so they seem like a cool guy. 😎

  • @ieatoilpaintingsinfrontofa5960
    @ieatoilpaintingsinfrontofa5960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The fact that they're so lighthearted and jolly about not reporting obvious domestic abuse-

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah, did not sit right with me either

  • @ashleighcummings5372
    @ashleighcummings5372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I don’t even have tattoos but I can’t stop watching these

    • @rootintootinnewton
      @rootintootinnewton 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🇦🇱 Albania
      literally same

    • @alexandriageiler687
      @alexandriageiler687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im getting my first tattoo tomorrow and I’m nervous so these are making me laugh to make me feel better 😂

    • @NYmovieGIRL
      @NYmovieGIRL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Girl, same!

  • @justcallmejessz3712
    @justcallmejessz3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The tattoo right after robbing the store is kinda genius. His head was probably on camera and now he clearly is not the head on the security camera

  • @BathoryBat
    @BathoryBat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I wanna give Kelly a hug. That is so fucked up.

  • @ashmarie5049
    @ashmarie5049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The lady with green hair and a bridge piercing is STUNNING

    • @mattgray871
      @mattgray871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kelly Doty, she was on ink master (season 8 I'm pretty sure) she has a tattoo shop in Salem to the best of my Knowledge

    • @sheff-eb6jb
      @sheff-eb6jb หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤢

  • @amandadyson8558
    @amandadyson8558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    "I tried to Cookie Monster it" 😂 😂

  • @crystalcox4815
    @crystalcox4815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "a girl named ASHLEEZY was in there..."

  • @square_cat
    @square_cat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    The zoophile one is disgusting :/ i m sorry for the artist but he could ve just denied the request

    • @ashleygibson5948
      @ashleygibson5948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Honestly he could have, but if you think about it. Anyone who he becomes close too will see it and they probably will leave. Its almost a punishment if you think about it

    • @square_cat
      @square_cat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ashleygibson5948 True, but at the same time he ll be like: "at least there are people who accept me, like that one tattoo artist-"

    • @ashleygibson5948
      @ashleygibson5948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@square_cat , Ahh true you got me there

    • @loiscassels8966
      @loiscassels8966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I’m sorry for the dolphin.

    • @Veronica-vm2fy
      @Veronica-vm2fy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@cosmicmuffin322 I completely agree with you. I hated the tattoo artists wording of the situation. It wasn't "had sex with" it was 100% rape, an animal can not give consent to sex.

  • @trueblue2892
    @trueblue2892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    “His eyes were self lubricating” got me until I heard “I ate the cookie” then I really died when she said “he’s still in you” omfg 🤣😂💀

  • @ricardoguanipa8275
    @ricardoguanipa8275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    6:43, that's just Romanticized Beastiality

    • @vanjakatarina1517
      @vanjakatarina1517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Am I wrong thinking thats illegal? I mean you can never actually get consent. Right? Also it is just wrong in every way. It is not a sexuality, it is just wrong.

    • @NekoFaustus
      @NekoFaustus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JB-rw7ri only 3???????

    • @joshlafluer7064
      @joshlafluer7064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooh la la somebody's gonna get laid in collage

    • @a.j.2362
      @a.j.2362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NekoFaustus Because no government worker or lawmaker sat down and thought "oh I should probably get this down on paper so they would know not to do it"

    • @non4997
      @non4997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vanjakatarina1517 not unless it's Sasquatch

  • @gBaldaconi
    @gBaldaconi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Kelly Doty, i hope you are ok now, and I feel terrible to hear that story, I'm so sorry :(. I feel like we need to talk about this more, several female tattoo artists had similar abusive situation stories...

  • @beyedoc
    @beyedoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    As a doctor, I can relate to a lot of these experiences. These people are the same no matter where they go...

  • @Holycryptonite47
    @Holycryptonite47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    It looks like *inked* has trapped all the tattoo artist they wear the same clothes every freaking video.....did they like shoot 50 ep in a day

    • @michaelt.5672
      @michaelt.5672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      More likely that they brought them in individually, had each one tell like a dozen stories, and later cut the footage together.
      Anything else doesn't really make logistical sense.

    • @vinequestrian2090
      @vinequestrian2090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Nah they obviously kidnap them and once they calm down they force them to record and they'll be free .... they just don't get them new clothes- yeah that makes sense!

    • @SquiddyHiggenbottom
      @SquiddyHiggenbottom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd rather work one 18 hour day than three 6 hour days... If they've gotta get a bunch of footage from one person it saves time and gas money to get it all done in one day
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @Max-Parker-Buxton
    @Max-Parker-Buxton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "My best stories I'd go to jail for"
    "Oh, well my best story is like a whole, like, it had nazi's involved, it's a whole 20-minute thing"
    "well i had one little one where a chick passed out and then went blind"
    And this is why i love tattoo artists.

  • @hannahrice1492
    @hannahrice1492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    8:56
    “i have two brothers”
    *holds up three fingers*
    omg shoutout to my three fans
    i love y’all !🥰🥰❤️❤️

  • @thelrazzedazze3900
    @thelrazzedazze3900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    You know what. If video game art doesn’t work out for me, maybe I’ll study to be a tattoo artist for my backup plan

    • @Daraabinator
      @Daraabinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Check out that pink haired girl's insta. She does anime and video game tats

    • @niaranoctyrna3754
      @niaranoctyrna3754 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello? My twin?

    • @pixoRcade
      @pixoRcade 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kek saaame

    • @collinholman5477
      @collinholman5477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's not a backup plan, it really has to be a full commitment. 3 years unpaid apprenticeship is usally the standard.

    • @ShiGuyRadon
      @ShiGuyRadon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same hat

  • @katharinebacken7311
    @katharinebacken7311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The little old lady one, I was surprised that she wanted it THERE, but at the same time I thought that she was a brave and tough old lady.

  • @alexandraboucher1791
    @alexandraboucher1791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Paul Booth is only in these videos to tease us with what we can't know

    • @kellykujawa89
      @kellykujawa89 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr!😅 I'd kill to get tattooed by him, he's a legend!

    • @LM-sc2wl
      @LM-sc2wl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Forbidden knowledge

    • @lukemorgantattooartist4214
      @lukemorgantattooartist4214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Paul Booth was around before the world became too scared to do anything. About 20-30 years ago it was completely normal to throw someone out for being an ass through the window without legal consequences being as likely.

  • @internetuser7763
    @internetuser7763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Guy: *is named Steve Irwin*
    Australians: 🤠🤠🤠

  • @slinaisthebastard9187
    @slinaisthebastard9187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    So this satanic dude harassed the artist and then shot his gf sometime after and you keep playing that funny piano music. Weird choice.

  • @drewjantz9852
    @drewjantz9852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “Big beautiful wings.” 🤣🤣

  • @PuffOfSmoke
    @PuffOfSmoke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    There's never a shortage of crazy peeps in this world.

  • @Rebecc.aAdams
    @Rebecc.aAdams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “do i tell him? do i tell him? i had to do it, i did it” allie is fucking awesome

  • @LizyIsLost
    @LizyIsLost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    Am I the only one who wants to be a tattoo artist just to experience these insane stupid stories? Just me? K.

    • @hollowsnx
      @hollowsnx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want to do that to lol. thought it was just me!

    • @asherlee9646
      @asherlee9646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tbh I'm kind of contemplating what I'm going to be putting myself through if I become a tattoo artist lmao, hopefully nothing too crazy

    • @toddgarver5397
      @toddgarver5397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It would probably be easier to make friends with a coke addict

    • @Chigen_Atomic
      @Chigen_Atomic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want the fun, goofy ones. Not something like Kelly's oatmeal creampie.

    • @daniellaviolet6207
      @daniellaviolet6207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EllieZeNarwal🐳 Dw you’ll get lots of those stories at a lot of jobs, I work in a bar and have my fair share aha

  • @namtellectjoonal7230
    @namtellectjoonal7230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    honestly that cookie story sounds absolutely traumatizing

  • @Gozud
    @Gozud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "It was veiny and everything" 💀

  • @max.aura10k
    @max.aura10k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “He was a zoophile but it’s doesn’t mean like beastiality..”
    Five seconds later
    “He had sex with a dolphin”
    😂 🤔

  • @D_SQ
    @D_SQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:34 Kelly Doty is a gift to the universe. 🤣

  • @danb4282
    @danb4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Fuck yeah I did it! And I did it beautifully.” Killed me

  • @HoneyGun
    @HoneyGun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The lady with the green hair always makes me smile, shes so funny 🤣

  • @bebobbluebob
    @bebobbluebob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I petition for the 20min Nazi story from Killian Moon!

  • @dominiqueeeee6179
    @dominiqueeeee6179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    That poor lady, RIP. That is so scary.

  • @dxrkerrxses
    @dxrkerrxses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "The guy working on the motorcycle saw her hand up my shorts then looked up at me like, 'cool bro' then went back to fixing the motorcycle"
    *I think the craziest part of this story was that it was being done on the motorcycle and the boyfriend kept trying to give him a line of something off his key.*

  • @ytuseracct
    @ytuseracct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    the shooting one is so sad

  • @littlebearoverlook
    @littlebearoverlook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The liquor store robbery is one of the most badass things I've heard in a while

  • @Hanit16Assouline
    @Hanit16Assouline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    i am SO happy there was a tattoo artist featured who is located in pittsburgh. i’ve been looking for a trusted tattoo artist and if they’re on inked, i’m assuming the artist is at least good, although obviously i’m going to research her now.

    • @johnbesignano5999
      @johnbesignano5999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There were two Pittsburgh artists. Sarah Miller is also Pittsburgh.

    • @Hanit16Assouline
      @Hanit16Assouline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Besignano i didn’t know that! thank you so much.

    • @woldydalo2343
      @woldydalo2343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shoutout Pittsburgh ya mean 🗣🖤🤞🦍😘💯💯🖤 I'm from over East🗣 👉🏿 wit it ya means🖤 Shouout The Ghett🖤 My 💯 Shots Woldy'Z🗣🤐🖤💯👿🦍‼️‼️⛽️💉

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "...So the winner was just jealous of the loser's tattoo at that point"
    Not where I was expecting that story to go but that's fucking hilarious

  • @daltonriser1125
    @daltonriser1125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    kellly doty giving the best thumbnail face
    also her saying gosh damn it is adorable

  • @diableriez
    @diableriez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    the cookie story is so disturbing and i really hated how the girl next to her kept interjecting with really tactless, insensitive shit despite the fact that her friend was visibly struggling to even tell the story she was so uncomfortable. it didn't even seem like she wanted to reveal what was in the cookie, was just going to say "DNA" but the other girl had to blurt it out and then at the end when she said "he's still inside you" i'm honestly surprised that wasn't cut out of the video like who the fuck says that to a victim of sexual harassment. not even gonna get into the danger that comes with ingesting another person's bodily fluids especially someone as clearly fucked up as the creep who made the cookies and the fact that she felt like she had to eat it because no one would help her is terrible.

    • @emptyness7
      @emptyness7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly, that was horrible I want to throw up

    • @omarvazquez7241
      @omarvazquez7241 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She didn't need help she's a grown ass woman. No one forced her to eat the cookie. She wasn't held down at gun point or manhandled and forced to eat it. People need to take accountability for their actions. She should've turned it down. If she didn't wanna be rude then she could've said she can't eat cookies because she's allergic to some of the ingredients.

    • @taagolarts3787
      @taagolarts3787 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@omarvazquez7241 You're dead wrong. Adults need help. You don't need an immediate death threat to be forced to do something against your will. And you've spent too much time buying into people's lies.

    • @omarvazquez7241
      @omarvazquez7241 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@taagolarts3787 I don't buy into anyone's lies. I think for myself. I'm just not a weak willed individual. I know how to stand my ground and look out for myself and my best interest. The problem with people like her is that she's a people pleaser and doesn't know how to turn down someone out of fear of dissatisfaction or conflict. She wasn't forced by any means. At the end of the day she made a choice to put his interest over her own and that is her fault. I never said it was easy to put yourself first and it takes practice because putting yourself first doesn't always make everyone happy but it's obviously something she needs to work on.

    • @Rowlandspayne
      @Rowlandspayne ปีที่แล้ว

      @@omarvazquez7241 ofc your a man. You’ll never understand these struggles of being a woman. You are the reason woman are scared of men

  • @cameroncalhoun1167
    @cameroncalhoun1167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Still looking for an apprenticeship so I can start having crazy stories of my own. I love these videos 👌

    • @maddoxemory
      @maddoxemory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cameron Calhoun Best of luck! 🍀

    • @niallslegitwife
      @niallslegitwife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cameron Calhoun wish you the best dude! Can I follow your work?

  • @EternoUno
    @EternoUno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this channel helped me think my tattoos more through and plan them out i started getting them at 16 and I wouldn’t say I regret the ones I have cause I just look at them as good memories but they could have been so much better and put together.

  • @__delroc
    @__delroc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    oh boy i was not expecting that last one to be so damn dark

  • @nicematerial
    @nicematerial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love that the last line of most of these is "I did the tattoo".

  • @squidwardsmilkyjuggs4901
    @squidwardsmilkyjuggs4901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "My best stories are the ones ive been to jail for" OML MEEEEE

  • @beaninc8892
    @beaninc8892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Kelly is like CRAZY funny. Makes me laugh everytime 😂

  • @quinceelee7019
    @quinceelee7019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I once tattooed a girl's bumbum cheeks with whip/lash marks. She told me, apparently, was into BDSM and commenting what she could do to me the entire time. It was one of the best things I've ever tattooed.

    • @elliewolfe9197
      @elliewolfe9197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok but did u let her do those things. we need to know

    • @ostrichcum9369
      @ostrichcum9369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What she said ^^^^^^^

  • @egosumumbraemortis5609
    @egosumumbraemortis5609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’m not an artist, but a client and I recall my second piece of ink I had done back in 2016 at a place called Black Filigree Tattoo in San Diego.
    Had one artist draw the stencil and do roughly half of it. Was a decently sized stencil so I was going to come back in the next day.
    Come back the next day, my artist had been fired for doing coke on the job. Different artist entirely finishes the rest, more or less okay but not even close to the same style.
    Come back for a touch up a month later the place is closed down.....I mean wtf

  • @Ceridewn
    @Ceridewn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I probably laugh a little harder than needed at the story at 3:54, just cause omg that went no where where I thought it was going to go.

  • @Name-fk8zk
    @Name-fk8zk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tattoo artists always have the best stories.

  • @KatlyHong
    @KatlyHong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "oh gosh damn it" is peak wholesome

  • @brightthunderbird7831
    @brightthunderbird7831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I eat the cookie"
    OH NO!

  • @shizzlemynizzle9935
    @shizzlemynizzle9935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    People should watch Paul's personal collection video, you'll realize why he can't speak his mind.

    • @r.dommizsed2377
      @r.dommizsed2377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Were can i find those?

    • @frostedgraves6059
      @frostedgraves6059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      can you send the link to the video please?

    • @katiem6620
      @katiem6620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@frostedgraves6059 th-cam.com/video/xFfammDuJWQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @claudiofunes1380
      @claudiofunes1380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      For someone who doesnt want to watch the videos. Can u summarize why he cant really talk all that much about these experiences? Thanks man

    • @Grace-yz7nb
      @Grace-yz7nb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I

  • @holycrab6316
    @holycrab6316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can sit and listen to Paul booth telling stories all day.

  • @BrutusTheOwl
    @BrutusTheOwl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    And that is why when people give you that "help me" look, you subtly take action to get them to a safe place.

    • @jukesngambits
      @jukesngambits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @MegaSkilla Police are usually useless and wont really help or care

  • @psychronic8327
    @psychronic8327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:18 the face of "why did I ask" right there everyone has had that moment before you know it

  • @boto8309
    @boto8309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Nobody gon talk about this dude named Steve Irwin?

  • @fabioschwab9687
    @fabioschwab9687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    „Oh man I was proud of this thing“ Made my year bro!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @endritahazrollaj5394
    @endritahazrollaj5394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I was waiting for behemoth to be in one of the stories......

  • @strxwbxrry_420
    @strxwbxrry_420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bro, that last one that makes me hella sad and pissed at the same time...
    I've met quite a few Satanists, and they've all been incredibly sweet - hell one of em is working on becoming a therapist. What that guy practiced though wasn't even witchcraft either. I'm a Pagan witch and have met a plethora of other witches who've never done anything like that. I have no idea what was wrong with that man, but he needed help (as in help from a mental hospital or something), like holy fuck.
    Then, I feel horrible for the girlfriend and her child. They really didn't deserve to live that life at all, and I wish they'd gotten better.

  • @devindevin6126
    @devindevin6126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brooo I’m literally so shook by all of these

  • @christao8166
    @christao8166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "it was veiny and everything .. it was gorgeous"
    my lungs-

  • @tylervalerio4096
    @tylervalerio4096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’ve been waiting for this yesssss

  • @3264-m3b
    @3264-m3b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "He's still inside you." *DEAD.*

  • @harveyi17i19
    @harveyi17i19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    That last story.....

  • @julia___1852
    @julia___1852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tattoo artists see themselves with out tattoos would be such a cool video

  • @taylorplatt2596
    @taylorplatt2596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    pls this is one of the best videos on the internet

  • @taylorcollins3570
    @taylorcollins3570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That story is exactly what I would expect from someone getting an insane clown posse tattoo on their neck.

  • @dokusa2173
    @dokusa2173 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Gosh Dammit!" is the energy I usually feel on the daily tbh.

  • @vanessarivers6747
    @vanessarivers6747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Binge watching all these crazy client videos and this one so far has the best stories😂

  • @kinn4086
    @kinn4086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I would never tell a story (other than to my therapist) about how I noticed someone in distress, chose not to act, and then found out they had been killed.

  • @sarahwithstars
    @sarahwithstars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Passing out looking at reference pics is a new level of funny!!

  • @guidingstar814
    @guidingstar814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The last story was so sad. She wanted to be helped so bad but they just didn’t get the signal or not really understand until things happened :(

  • @MikeGervasi
    @MikeGervasi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Kelly is cool. TJ is an artist. Anthony is also terrific. Sarah is just crazy.