Best answers *Chop your arm off* *Just cut your nose off* *Draw face on that body* *You could've be a model but why -* *You can fix that , with the help of Jesus*
imavirgin lol I have sleepy in small plain text on on the left of my neck, old English 999 on the center of my throat, a flaming broken heart on the other side of the neck lmfao
That's why you need to think about your tattoos. F.e. I can't have them in visible places due to my career plans. You can be psychologist at PD with them I believe as they don't care although not long time ago we had strict law about tats if you wanted to be cop and non-cop psychologist at PD isn't good career. You can be psychologist in transport, you can probably work in HR if your employer agrees, but for psychotherapy or children? Risky.
Yeah, I thought so, too. Freckles would be higher up the nose & brown. If someone showed me that picture I would have thought 'blackheads' straight away.
@@zohabaig6426 yes, I agree, YOU did. But I was referring to the reactions on screen when people were saying freckles, (as their first guess), as what the tattoo was meant to be. So, what I meant was that if I had been shown a picture of that tattoo, I would have guessed blackheads first, unlike a lot of the people in the video. : )
This remind me once I was we 2 friends and we were walking a some dude tried to cat call one of us I guess and he was like "hey you hey you! The one with the... HAIR" lmao
7:23 the transition from "I would send that one to the hospital first" and then "I don't know man. It looks like a tumor" is just so so top notch😂 it had me weak every time😂
I don't know his name but the bald guy with the mullet and necklace is straight business. I bet he can lay down some ink. I'd take my chances with him.
@@christalcavanaugh I think they went too deep with it. Like its supposed to be a lot lighter touch and not done with black. Either it was done at home or by someone who didn't know what they were doing for like 50 bucks
Very simple no they wouldn’t what would the reason be? Most of the people that go on as a canvas is because they want a free tattoo...artists don’t have that problem
For anyone wondering, the lady with the awful galaxy tattoo did get a cover up. It's pretty decent looking. Nothing mindblowing but, god, compared to what she had it looks amazing
I saw the guns for eyebrows one and immediately thought to myself "oh that's cool. I kinda want that." Then I realized what I just thought and I'm now genuinely concerned about my mind and what stupid choices I might make in the future because of it.
Imma Badger I had assumed, from the pose of his stump in relation to the other arm (in the traditional 'up yours' gesture) that the finger the nail and wrinkles were meant to emulate was the middle one😂😂
I love you Paul Booth. That was the best answer ever. “I feel like that could be fixed up to look good, but I’d rather cover it regardless.” I can’t count how many times I say that in the shop.
“That man has a mother somewhere and she is crying BLOOD”
I thought she said 'batman' -_-
leaf16nut same 🤣
Honestly though, that one seemed kind of creative to me
3:17 got y’all
That was funny 😂🤣
“That man has a mother! And somewhere, she is crying blood” incredible
I’m his mom
I came looking for this comment and here you are. Thank you!
Plot twist: he was an orphan
@@eugene1317 lmao
I just saw your comment after I said the same thing but haha that is hilarious
Best answers
*Chop your arm off*
*Just cut your nose off*
*Draw face on that body*
*You could've be a model but why -*
*You can fix that , with the help of Jesus*
I dunno...."Where'd you have to 'brow's to find this picture?" is pretty good
Magic 8-ball and a top hat
I would like to add "I could definitely make him look more like a zombie"
"to this one id just add a dragon"
He looks like a potato! and hehehehehe I love him :)
Ohhh my God I just realized that they used the thumb nail tattoo as...the thumbnail! Amazing.
HA
Stupid
@@BustedStuff41 what did he do?
@@StreamHGF fell off while doing a body suspension
HAHA
“The simple answer is to wear your bra backwards” lmao I’m dying
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Now you have two replies 😂
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“I want freckles” then they gave her blackheads
Wait those are supposed to be freckles
i got natural freckles so i am good!
@@Jonas-jx3kw can I ask where you got your picture from?
@@cookiehunter1357 tower of god!
@@Jonas-jx3kw thank you
"He's a pretty boy, he could've been a model, I don't know why he did that..." Said in the sweetest tone ever. Be my very best friend.
Julianna H5782 omg same
not even joking when i read this the video got to this line so i read it along when the video on accident
Omg we have the same name, you italian?
Julianna H5782
6:55
I know rightt
“Bad tattoos are awesome. Intentionally bad tattoos are awesome.” 🤣
That statement is something I identify with.
i have quite a few intentionally bad tattoos lol
@@nerrvous1 My entire right leg is dedicated to trash tattoos.
imavirgin lol I have sleepy in small plain text on on the left of my neck, old English 999 on the center of my throat, a flaming broken heart on the other side of the neck lmfao
s o l a i r e日光 hot
"go into quarantine for a couple months"
Currently watching this during social distancing
I saw that too. lol.
SAME!!!! Lol
Dude, it's the same guy making jokes about the amputee and then he went and lost his leg.
Ms Ren his words are cursed lol
His words weigh different now👁️👄👁️
The woman with the green hair is my favorite, she's not trying to be that funny but she's hilarious to me.
Kelly
Good for you
You mean kelly fucking doty
@@screamingscarlette why so mad
I feel like she tries too hard way too often
"the simple answer is wear your bra backwards" i can't😂😂😂😂😂
@J Garcia not according to 2k+ people
@J Garcia feels cool to be the minority
@J Garcia you probably have no sense of humor fuck off
Or grow ur hair out lol. OR DON'T WEAR TANK TOPS 🤷
Imagine goin to the beach.
Tattoo Artist: says quarantine
Entire TH-cam Audience: Checks date to see when video was made
Literally what I did lol
👍😂
Comment posted 4 months ago
Video posted one year ago
I immediately checked the date.
*"This guy is unemployable"*
Lmao im done
AS FUCK
Lol it’s true thou
I love that a tattoo artist actually said this!
That's why you need to think about your tattoos. F.e. I can't have them in visible places due to my career plans. You can be psychologist at PD with them I believe as they don't care although not long time ago we had strict law about tats if you wanted to be cop and non-cop psychologist at PD isn't good career. You can be psychologist in transport, you can probably work in HR if your employer agrees, but for psychotherapy or children? Risky.
When someone with their entire neck tattooed tells you you're unemployable because of your tattoos, he means it.
“I’d just add a dragon” that really does solve everything
Shitty script : dragon, small basic tattoo : dragon too many kids : dragon
the nose freckle one looked like infected blackheads and i couldnt stop dry heaving during the segment
Thats what i thought too!
I'm pretty sure it is lol
👍
First thought when seeing it, was Dr. Sandra Lee (aka Dr. Pimple Popper) would have a blast with that one, 😂😂
Lol I know haha
At first I was like, “wait, so they’re actually NOT going to be fixing the tattoos?!” And then I was like, “omg this is hilarious”
Yeah it’s great content but with a misleading title
Right I thought it was before and after
"you can't fix that... You need Jesus". I'm dead
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Bruh, while I reading this the woman said it. This happened to me so many times. ☠️🤣🤣🤣
“This guy is unemployable as f***”
Spit my drank on this one. LMAO
I CACKLED
"The simple answer is...wear your bra backwards"😂😂😂😂 I love this girl sm🖤💚
Lol he said "this boy is unemployable AF"
Ziption Rose perfect he actually said “unemployable”
@@Ranga3595 yeah, thanx...all fixed
So he is
I lost my shit when he said this
I fucking wheezed
"Tattoo artists fix bad tattoos"
The tattoo arists: "i wouldnt fix this."
Some things you cant fix
Also the tattoo artist: "this guy should just give up on life"
Freckles seem more like blackheads omg who would think something like that? Freckles should b around the face too. 🤦♀️
And thats the truth
Yeah, I thought so, too. Freckles would be higher up the nose & brown. If someone showed me that picture I would have thought 'blackheads' straight away.
Ms Starlight I DID think blackheads straight away omg
@@zohabaig6426 yes, I agree, YOU did. But I was referring to the reactions on screen when people were saying freckles, (as their first guess), as what the tattoo was meant to be. So, what I meant was that if I had been shown a picture of that tattoo, I would have guessed blackheads first, unlike a lot of the people in the video.
: )
Who has freckles that are only on the nose like wtf, and if you want freckles just use henna, it eventually washes off
girl with the dyed red hair is gorgeous and u can’t tell me otherwise
Lol three of them have dyed hair but yeah I agree, All three are gorgeous
This remind me once I was we 2 friends and we were walking a some dude tried to cat call one of us I guess and he was like "hey you hey you! The one with the... HAIR" lmao
Faiythie K-Pupper Red. Dyed red.
Otherwise
@@AndysamBlack LMAOOOOOOO I wonder how many dudes came over
7:23 the transition from "I would send that one to the hospital first" and then "I don't know man. It looks like a tumor" is just so so top notch😂 it had me weak every time😂
LMFAOOOOO
I don't know his name but the bald guy with the mullet and necklace is straight business. I bet he can lay down some ink. I'd take my chances with him.
Zip G paul booth?
Paul!!
if you could ever get an appointment with him lol. dude is a legend
Paul booth did the undertakers tatoos
the bald guy with a mullet?
8 ball and a top hat😂😂😂 answer to everything👏
Lmaooo next person i see with that im just gonna ask what was it?
Feeling nervous?
8 ball and a top hat.
Girlfriend broke up with you?
8 ball and a top hat.
Want to die?
You guessed it.
*8 ball and a top hat.*
@@equally.marketable Hotel? Trivago
What does it mean
Is this the new 42?
I'd hope that the freckle one could be a cheap laser removal because it's not a big tattoo to begin with, that poor girl.
Those are freckles?!?!? Hun. Those are blackheads 😭😭why would you ever want that.
Who in their right mind does freckle tats in *black*
At least they'll probably fade pretty quickly because you wash your face and exfoliate so much. (Did you see her eyebrows also?)
@@Tazzie1312 no thats gonna look like shit
I think some of them are actually blackheads.
But it seems like freckles was the intent.
The girl with the green hair could do stand up comedy.
Ikr I love Kelly
Ikr I am obsessed with her wit
She needs just a full episode on her own
She was on ink master if you want to see more of her
She’s really not funny
I luv Kelly shes amazing
Why is no one talking about the puppet?? I’m-
Because he was already featured in other videos, the guy has severe scars.
@@BenefitCounterbench why is that a problem?
@@cinemaatrium3863 he doesn’t like appearing on camera because he had 30% of his body burned. the puppet makes him more comfortable
Idk dude
came to the comments to say this it well confused me 😂
“That dude seems cool too or like really dangerous, there’s no way of knowing” he and everybody else
Crisan Elena I loved that part 😂
Please talk about the puppet
Thank god someone brought it up
Madeline Rose what puppet
"I've gotta go tell Franklin!"
At 1:20 he's tagged as Lil Van. The description links to his Instagram at van__lovett. I checked it out, he's indeed a puppet irl.
It's AWFUL!!!
Props to the artists who actually came up with ideas to fix stuff instead of just roasting them
"you can't fix that"
*_"YOU NEED JESUS"_*
I dont need jesus i need god
The girl with half her hair shaved and the multi color is so freaking pretty to me
It's the tits
Karl Zuppin Yeah it’s the tits
Underated comments
Where is this titty girl you speak off
What’s her insta
Tattooed freckles could be cute if they were the right color and not condenced on the nose.
I'm pretty sure those are real blackheads.
"this is a guy who goes through life and is like 'you know what? i'm gonna take lemons and turn them into giant thumbs'"
Client: make me look like I don't wash my nose for a year
Tattoo guy: say no more
🤣
wait so... your.... supposed to wash your nose? 😂😂😂
@@thatonerandomaccount4070 u... dont?...
Say less. On god
@@thatonerandomaccount4070 umm.. yeah..?
Kelly:”This is a guy who takes lemons and makes them into thumbs.”
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The freckle one just now hear me out here but
*Just add more freckles*
Yeah I wonder if it hurt or she panicked and stopped halfway through
@@christalcavanaugh I think they went too deep with it. Like its supposed to be a lot lighter touch and not done with black. Either it was done at home or by someone who didn't know what they were doing for like 50 bucks
It would not fix that their nose looks like a blackhead mess.
The color was just incorrect. Should have used brown or brownish red or something.
dr. Pimple Popper
*ask the tattoo artists if they want to be a canvas at Ink Master!*
@クリスタルきみこ yes but not as a canvas...
They're already covered in tattoos lol
@@jojojojo-yi6wb on the face most of them are free of tattoos
Vali Tsunami I mean their all free tattoos
Very simple no they wouldn’t what would the reason be? Most of the people that go on as a canvas is because they want a free tattoo...artists don’t have that problem
For anyone wondering, the lady with the awful galaxy tattoo did get a cover up. It's pretty decent looking. Nothing mindblowing but, god, compared to what she had it looks amazing
“He’s a pretty boy, he should have been a model”
Kurloz makara **español** (don’t come after me Im sorry for correnctin you
LilacDrawings - correcting*
cheilsea bernier oh ye sorry I meant correctin’
"Woof. This boii is unemployable asfvk." AHAHAH
Kyle Dean Cadaverous u just want to be the first comment on this comment
@@uwuhwhwhwhwuw8378 huh?
Kyle Dean Cadaverous :)
The only thing I’ve learned after watching every single one of these videos.....
Is that you can cover ANYTHING with an 8 ball and a top hat.
11:02
"I'm trying to sleep
But I can't, but I can't when you all have
_guns for eyebrows"_
Taylor Britt i-
@@sofiaplf I regret nothing
Literally Jenna Marbles though
thumbs for hands
It be like that 😳 (an absolute bop)
The girl with the green hair sounds exactly like Jenna marbles
Deniz Carbajal hi
This is a fan acc btw
Omfgg I can't unhear now
Lol
No she doesnt
Not exactly but yeah her intonation/cadence totally sounds like her.
Um... they must change the title to: Tattoo Artists Roasting Tattoos
11:27 - “where did you have to browse to find this picture?” Lmao
BROWS
I'd get a tattoo from that artists, pun chops on that guy lmfao
Guess it was easy picking a thumbnail for this video...
_ urbanography _ 😂💀
Omg best comment ever 😭
I see what you did there...
"This guy is un-employable asf"😶😂😂😂
“That man has a mother somewhere and she’s crying blood!” Omg 😂
“Pray to the dark lord” 😂😂
I didn't know Seth Rogen was a tattoo artist
Hoohahaheauhauha
I didn't have my glasses on so thought it was him at first 🤣
I was looking to see if anyone else had this same thought the voice is perfect
I came here to find this comment 🤣
I saw the guns for eyebrows one and immediately thought to myself "oh that's cool. I kinda want that." Then I realized what I just thought and I'm now genuinely concerned about my mind and what stupid choices I might make in the future because of it.
8:18 Her: Yeah I want my nose covered in blackheads.
Tattoo artist: I don’t see a problem!🙃
So is the puppet an actual tattoo artist or is it a way to keep the artist identity concealed
Definitely no the first option
All my tattoos were done by puppets
I'm definitely wondering what is happening there.
puppet
I feel like the first option is very likely
Ok after binge watching quite a few of these, I can say with confidence that Kelly Doty is one of the most entertaining people on the planet.
check out her season of ink master, the whole trio of girls was pure viewing pleasure (in a not creepy way)
9:40 when life gives you lemons, turn them into giant thumbs XD
Are we all just ignoring the puppet?
Okay then.
I hate the puppet...
It was a bit creepy!
The puppet is adorable
What's up with that tho
yes
7:21 why does the red shirt look like a tattoo as well?
Thats a strand of hair😂
@@mooncharock9053 what??? No the red part
Giant finger nail was amazing, shouldn't be on this list 😂👌🔥
I think they just used the wrong color.
Guy with the red beard, and camo hat is voice twins with Seth Rogen 😭
Forever Denise I have been looking for this comment. I knew someone else had to have noticed it too
Was waiting to read this
I was really hoping I would see this comment
The way that Kelly's mind works is nothing short than phenomenal
Am I the only one binging these videos and wanting to be a tattoo artist??
Definitely not 😩✊🏽
🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻
🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️
Bored Kitsune I couldn’t care less about being a tattoo artist I just think these artists are funny
Yup but I mostly watching to see how good the artist are to get a good first tattoo 🤣🖤
"Oh that one's easy...You cover that with a long sleeve"😂😂😂
I think that person meant a tattoo sleeve
When you’ve been casually binging Inked videos for hours and suddenly someone from your high school pops up with his tattoo....😂
Which one
which one
Broken marriage?
Put a dragon on it. Fixed.
Or an eight ball and top hat
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Or flex tape
@@addisonshaw4012 NOW THAT'S ALOTTA DAMAGE
"I haven't seen my father in 14 ye- "
8-bAlL aNd a ToP hAt
That woman with the black and red hair was on a Say Yes To The Dress UK episode
Hahahhaha! 😂 Iwas looking for this comment. Because she looks familiar. So my assumption was not wrong. 😁
Omg yes I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
9:48 the ring says Veteran so he probably lost it while serving our country
Respect
I'm almost positive its a Navy ring for obvious reasons but I have one for the Marine Corps that looks really similar.
You're assuming he's from "our" country. And also implying that everyone here is.
@@lexthedork4040 youre gay
look it may come off weird but why did i think he got an ap tatted
Silly Bean I’m willing to bet he’s from the US. Look at how he’s dressed
I love that Paul gave legitimate advice and talked about what they used to do back in the day to fix tattoos.
"She should go intim quarantine for a couple of months" about that...
"Laser, but with a fist just punch him"
Im dead💀
The women on this series are beautiful
Especially the green haired one eh
they are also very talented
Viv B don’t forget the one at 0:06
Jonathan Soto that’s a fact
Except for overweight chucky's bride
“i would send that one to the hospital first.”
“i don’t know man it looks like a tumor.”
i’m cackling lmao 😂😂😂
Am I the only one who thought Dave sounded like Seth Rogen for a second??
Not at all, he has to be related
100% thought the same thing
Yeah he sounds like Seth and the guy that wears the Rad movement shirt sounds like Post Malone
Get them to bring in old pieces of art that they did before they tattooed.
Note: Dont get tattooed by the guy who likes bad tattoos
Most tattoo artist like bad tattoos . It’s a fact .
No one:
Mark Loneneck and Ryan Eternal: *8 ball and a tophat*
It fixes everything
I get it.. the thumb nail IS the thumbnail
Imma Badger I had assumed, from the pose of his stump in relation to the other arm (in the traditional 'up yours' gesture) that the finger the nail and wrinkles were meant to emulate was the middle one😂😂
Lmao “he probably lost his arm doing sumn dumb” the mans tattoo of the big watch says veteran on it 🤣
Right I noticed that too, I bet that guy saw this after and realized that. He probably feels like a douche for saying that lol.
@@cooliodiablo6117 i mean it's not mutually exclusive :p
I mean, I’ve seen plenty of videos of soldiers doing some really dumb shit. 😂
I thought it was a watch at first but it's a ring
The hilarious fact that the tattoo artist who said that lost his leg doing something dumb.
Artist: How ugly do you want?
Client: Yes..
james fimate lololol
😂😂😂😂😂
@ 1:59 "honestly you can just chop the arm off" 😂
"That dude seems cool, too....or like really dangerous...there's no way of knowing." Fantastic.
I read this comment at the exact moment he said it! Total mindfuck 😂
“I got nothing; that’s giving me anxiety” is my life’s motto
The “space” one did actually get infected😂 I’ve seen after pics & i think they turned it into a giant flower after the skin fell off
"I got nothin, that's giving me anxiety" - me when asked any question or tasked with doing anything
“That dude seems cool.. or really dangerous... there’s no way of knowing”
I love you Paul Booth. That was the best answer ever. “I feel like that could be fixed up to look good, but I’d rather cover it regardless.” I can’t count how many times I say that in the shop.
Kelly doty you have brightened my day. Once again.
The guy who said that they turn names into flowers back in the day lol he’s very correct.
"Pray to jesus pray to the dark lord"
Jesus-Am I joke to you
Lucifer-I am so confused
when she said dark lord, I thought she meant like Voldemort
You need both for that tattoo
Timestamp?
@Wut u say m8? Between 00:00 and 12:05
Your Dad oh wow thanks Sherlock
“Oof this guy is unemployable af” I cried
6:11 this boy is unemployable af idk why I laughed way to hard at this
SkitzR SkitzR 😂
@@Lyre206 lol me two
Girl with black and red hair with every tattoo: yea I can’t cover this
Older tattoo artist: yea I can totally cover this
She's cervena fox, she's been tattooing for just a couple years I believe so, understandable
Alex DG ohh shes very pretty!
I thought I was the only one that noticed. "I can't cover that, Nope"
@@madarauchiha1736 she is! And she does some awesome fire shows and aerials!
7:57 he is talking about quarantine. Illuminati confirmed.
All of these tattoo artists really REALLY have a nice personality. I love them 😍
That puppeteer... needs some work. Match syllables, not words.
Sally Jay Sparrow right? Absolutely hate it
also, only the bottom jaw should move, try to talk while holding your bottom jaw still and you'll see what I mean
thank you
It's dumb enough, but shit, he works a puppet like my 3 year old.
DIO!!
"where did you have to brows to get this picture"
XD
"It looks like a potato with eyes"
In other words, a potato.
That’s awesome
😂🤣😂
It’s been a long time since a comment made me *actually* laugh out loud, but you nailed it! 😹