Craziest Client Stories #5 | Tattoo Artists Answer
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- Tattoo artists share some of the wildest tattoo experiences that they've had from vibrating machines, to a crazy gender reveal.
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“I couldn’t figure out who was tipping who at that moment” 😂😂😂😂😂OMG
I scrolled down to this comment at the exact moment he said that 😂
I died!
Madi Day 😂
Madi Day 💀
Sweeney Todd me too!! haha
This tattoo artist, casually: "so one time I was accidentally tattooed while tripping on acid"
Vingcharlie The person i’m the 666th like (:
Allexis Marie >:D
4:05 is so funny
Lol imagine how it came out XD
She said she got a tattoo on acid not that she tattooed someone.
“I walk in and it’s all gangsters and I’m... w-“
Me: white?? LMAO
I was wondering about that too 😂
he was probably so scared lmao
I really thought he was gonna say that 🤣🤣🤣
i had that exact same thought, hahaha
I thought I was tripping, cuz that's what I heard
The "Flower" guy was awesome! lol! Not only because of the way he refered to it as "flower" but also for the "I don't know who was tipping who" line, lol!! So funny!
and his voice was oddly satisfying
@@mckennasmith3546 I'm not into older guys, but he's so handsome and what a voice.
@@lauramessy literally same
@@lauramessy for sure I would have no complaints....
He's a born storyteller.
“They were sketchy dudes, but whatever I’m Colombian”
💰😂😎👊🏽
ColOmbian**
Colombia is absolute shit
Then they fucked him over
Clearly not Columbian enough or he would have DEFINITELY gotten out of there with his full payment on hand, and perhaps a tooth or two from the guys in there.
🤔🤗👍
"Her flower"... beautiful
I thought that was so sweet, too. Lol
I loved that
That was such a fucking fake story
Ikr? He was super sweet!
Neat how???
6:18 this guy was so nice 😊he kept apologizing and was scared he was hurting her
7:18*
What does he mean by her flower? I got a few things in mind
SpoOky vag. Lmao.
The second thing i expected...... i thought he meant her tit...
I don’t think that was okay from the girl. He did not consent to that.
I feel so bad for the girl who peed, it sounds like she had a seizure which really sucks
Yeah that's what i thought :/
@@allykulhmann508 lmf what
@@ChattyYas, unfortunately, the artist doesn't seem much more mature either. So irresponsible and insensitive! They should be trained better, first aid and stuff.
Sir Uppercrust III your stupid
Dayana Diaz *you’re
“Ayy I just got 300 YEARS” 💀💀 dang
How, many life sentences is that?
@@kyokyoniizukyo7171 4-ish when using the standard life span of 70 years.
How does that work
@@seancastillo7031 just gotta kill enough people in the states
@@mightymonty3129 but 300 years. Are they gonna revive him to get through the whole thing XD
"I tattooed a witch...and he stunk and he cursed my buddy"
Internet: you win bro
I wanted to know in what way he was cursed!
@@djawnsjhilson218 probably a simple hex, though if he was getting tattoos of pentagrams and what I assume would be phrases like "momento mori" he might have been more experienced. He might've made a sour jar or did a candle ritual, maybe he even did some blood magick. Just a warning- witchcraft is not something you should practice without proper research, especially blood magick. These spells can backfire badly.
When are we going to get a "best tattoos/most creative tattoos you've ever done " video
thay didnt made that kind of tattoos btw
"on the streets they call me thor"
this guy reminds me of Korg so much its insane
Thank you so much, Ive been trying to figure out where I know his voice from for like a week, but its korg!!
@@brewbrewer2502 Actually Korg is played by Taika Waitit. Although this guy reminds me of him too! Just as cute!
@@wooza5919 ??
@@adoptdontshop3911 Its the UFC, im defending the Irishman against the brainless Khabib fans that know nothing about MMA and didnt even watch the fight but always so "haha pussy u tapped" but anyone is gonna tap when ur neck is going to be snapped and is gonna break
@nicole valletta True MMA fans know Conor is a better fighter than Khabib, better precision, better timing, more powerful WAY faster and WAY more agile, can counter way better than Khabib (Khabib cant even counter), he can throw killer kicks (Khabib cant even kick) and he is better at Khabibs turf (Ground) than Khabib is at Conors turf (standup and striking), he was rusty against Khabib, all he needs to do is work on stamina/cardio and a bit on jiu jitsu he would rip khabibs head off. Conor's composure and footwork was also off and there was more action in the aftermath, there should be a rematch, and for khabib fans who have a SEVERE disconnect with reality and have a mental capacity of a dead squirrels genitals who go "Haha McTapper mcnugget irish loser" You would also tap, jesus christ even Joe Rogan mocked u retarded ignorant wanks that know nothing about MMA that say "McTapper". Khabib installs too much of his religion in his fighting and uses it as a victim card and he thinks hes badass and tough when he just hugs midgets and bums on the ground for 25 minutes and its just boring highlights. And Conor isnt a cokehead like u used to be Conor fans now brainless ass clowns say, USADA would test him and test him positive and he would be banned, ignorant wank stains smh
Alexis seems like a really nice dude, very soft, very gentlemanly, and very kind. I would travel to the US just to get my first tattoo by him. He seems like a great guy.
Hes really nice and an AMAZING freehand artist
What do you want your first tattoo to be?
@@welpimametalhead6018 sorry, I'm just seeing this. But I would want smth that is along the lines of a mandala flower, or something that incorporates aviation, because aviation runs in my family and I plan to follow in their footsteps.
Yes, same! I really liked him. I would feel comfortable letting him tattoo me because he’s respectful and caring. Such a gentleman
Keir.png omg I wanna be a Pilot ! And I want my first tattoo to be a koala😂
"the profession of porn" i can't 😅
His friends face man!!! Epic
So the girl who peed everywhere - As awful as that experience obviously was for the artist, I feel for the girl too. How embarrassing. I cannot believe she asked if he was going to finish. I would have been out of there as soon as I felt safe to walk and I would never show my face there again.
That's exactly what I was thinking! Why the hell would she want to stick around?!
@@veggiesarefruits She must have paid a lot. But still, wtf?
Maybe stuff like that happened before too her? Idk but I'm with you, I would re hinder my track skills from 8th grade and be gone lol.
@@supmaidoods8753 Haha
@@binkyboppin2223 Right
3:00 That white guy who tried so hard not to say “white” 😂
The kiwi dude is hands down my favourite every time in these videos 😂
"Fuck! Oh wait can I cuss? Oh uhmm. Shit. Fuck. okay."
"On the streets they call me Thor" 🤣
He is too cute!
Tenille Rudsdale every time I watch these videos he’s the weirdest one
I love it though because he sums up what kiwis are like in general
If you haven’t been to NZ, my advice is to come and see, there are a lot of weirdos like him here
I would like not to be included in that but I’m not too confident who will agree with me
14:51 lmao
9:41 "They were sketchy dudes, but it's whatever, I'm Colombian"
I think the witch dude had pentagrams on him, not stars of David lol
Maybe he was a jewitch representing the Kosher Coven
Well since he said he got devil symbols and stars of david i would guess that he got pentagrams aswell as stars of david. The guys a maniac he can get what he wants
Yeah... I agree with you. Artist didn't know pentagram from star of david
Alot of people mistake star of david for pentagrams it's hilarious thinking you're being badass when really people just think you're religious
A hexagram represents "As above, so below" when used in witchcraft or paganism. 🌛🌚🌜
When u pass out it's actually pretty common to pee, cause u have no control over your muscles, not even over your bladder.
"She was hydrated"
That part took me out! 😂😂😂😂😂
Casually mentions he’s friends with Maluma 🤷🏽♀️ no biggie
Genny D i know! Like when he named dropped Bieber I was like 😬 but then Maluma’s name came up and I was 🥳
Aahahahahahahhahahah!!!!!!! IKR!!!
Well to some people it is
But not to that artist tho
It's true I did security for them here in PR...
Guy at 7:00's beanie makes his face look like it's floating around with no head.
Edit: lol, my brightness was all the way down. If it's up, it looks normal.
My brightness is down and I see it!! 😂
8:04 is great
The more I look at it the more I see it... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
this comment had me dying hahahaha
Im not the only one lol, i thought his head looked micro
"i didn't even plan to do the acid." SKSK
Who does
@@Locopueblo I do!
My homie learned how to tatt in prison and he used deodorant to copy the tatt onto someones skin and he said when a funky smelling guy wanted a tatt, he would be "heavy handed" with the deodorant... Like the smellt guy would say "im not grtting2 my armpits tatted!" And my boy would say "trust me, i need to do this so the lines are straight"
This made me laugh! Omg that ending!!! Haha😂😂
Alyssa Niekerk I cracked up when he told me
From what Louie is describing sounds like a seizure, a lot of people pee themselves. Usually tattoo shops will have you fill out a form of your health history. If she had Epilepsy she should have mentioned it but he seems to be more freaked out by the piss then the girl passing out.
Or she just passed out because of the pain and peed because her muscles relaxed
A lot of times when people pass out as they come to they can shake and almost look like their seizing
10:30 she just had an epileptic seizure dude
And..... who cares
Guido van der Sar that’s what I was thinking
Fainting during a tattoo is not really enough to diagnose a neurological disorder.
@@blueblue2338 Seizures are a very serious thing and he should not have been laughing about her passing out,shaking and peeing even if it actually turned out it wasn't a seizure it still could've been something mega serious.
If she knows she has a health condition that’s easily triggered, and has probably gotten tattoos done where it’s happened before, considering she literally asks them if she peed right off the bat, then that’s her own fault and that was her own responsibility. Hes explaining a wild situation and laughing, more in a “this shit was crazy” way, not a “ha this bitch is having a seizure” way.
9:54 from how he describes the client, she was having a seizure, having a seizure is embarrassing enough alone but to do it in public and end up urinating in the shop is even worse
I actually enjoyed this video. Usually they literally all say the exact same thing 100 different ways.
I thought you weren't supposed to get tattoos when you've been drinking?
Dude she didn't just pee. She had a seizure...
It’s illegal in most states
"oh shit can I swear?"
"oh shit fuck yeah"
Chris is always a highlight of these videos whenever he's in them
(plus his story is neat)
6:38 this guy is so innocent lol
“It must be really painful”
"Right above the flower..." so adorable
Ok why are they doing tattoos on drunk people?!
Moneyyyyyyyy
Shops in certain areas (where people are always drunk think new Orleans,) will tattoo drunk people. In reality it's just a different kinda of shop. It's almost a souvenir to people. And yes, the money.
To make money lol i would too
Most of the shops in my town will not tattoo you if you are drunk or high my step brother all work at shops and they tell me they have to turn people away all the time it just depends on the shops rules
@@rubyblack6682 I feel like just morally you shouldn't tattoo drunk people. Tattoos are big commitment and alcohol stops your impulse control, everyone knows that so it just seems immoral to me.
imagine if a parent got the "its a boy" tattoo and then their child was transgender
Update it with a strikethrough and boldly checking the correct box! Problem solved.
@@silversugar2140 i mean, kind of, but do you really want to always have to out your trans kid every time someone asks about it?
Insert a thing saying "not" and be like oh yeah they read the ultrasound wrong
It was a boy
That would suck!
Having a profession as a tattoo artist sounds like one of the coolest and strangest experiences you could have. 😂😊
Try being a cna lol some crazy things happen
Did that guy just say star of David and mean the pentagram. Holy shit 😂😂
Corinne Hall Seems like he ment he got ”Devil symbols and stars of david”. With other words he might have pentagrams aswell as stars of david aswell as other devil tattoos such as a ram or 666. Dude likes religious tattoos i guess :P
Pentagrams and sigils are very common tattoos to get in the witchcraft community. The "witch words" he mentioned were probably nice phrases like "momento mori" or "nihil durat in aeternum" which mean harmless things. He must have been pissed to put a hex on them though
That poor girl had a whole damn seizure and lost control of her bladder poor thing I hope she had help getting home! I'm glad he didn't continue not because he was burnt from the experience but because it seems like her mind wasn't all there when she came out and asked him to continue. She couldve had another one!
6:18 looks like just a floating face with no body.
11:50 - 12:29 The guy on the right OMMMGG HIS REACTION IS ....
EPIC!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
11:38 If I ever did something like that I would insist on cleaning it up. I would feel so bad
The one who passed out kinda sounds like she had a seizure
It's ok. It was good for me was it good for you! 😂...yes!!
“I’ll be back.”
ONLY needles should be going into clients..
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"Ahh shit can I swear? Alright, shit, fuck yeah" LOL 14:52
This channel should really have more subscribers
The story of the woman with the pink hair was so shocking. Basically, she was sexually abused. That the man undresses himself unnecessarily. That he gets a penis tattoo, which makes her uncomfortable, and then her co-workers, who instead of calling the police or telling her that she doesn’t have to do that and throwing him out, filming her instead and not erasing the material, they should go to prison for that.
why does it always seem like the women are way pervier than men in these stories?
Because we women tend to get away with it more than you can, for some strange reason? 🤷🏽♀️
@@nickj12 true, but masturbating in a shop? Thats just weird isn 't it?
Because men don’t remember their fellow men creepiness because it’s normal for men to act like that in our society. Duh
@@JMV1616 yeeeaah well..... i think i'd remember if a guy was playing with himself in front of everybody though
Mewesical no sane man would do that. I think you are generalizing quite a bit!
“i couldn’t figure out who was tipping who” LMAOOOO I DIED LAUGHING
The gender reveal tattoo - aaww.
I don't really like this trend, but this tattoo is a beautiful memory for forever. ❤️
How do you know your child’s gender before they’ve decided? I think you mean biological sex. Gender is a social construct and I’m a cultural anthropologist so yes that’s fact. Always has been
Mewesical be whatever you want man but dont expect me to change my language for you
@@JMV1616 Fuck you
Mewesical oh shut up
@@JMV1616 thank you, and ignore the rude comments
“They were sketchy but I’m Colombian” “she was HYDRATED”💀💀💀💀💀
I've always wondered if a tattoo gun could trigger an orgasm learn something new every day
Tattoo machine. It's not a gun. It doesn't fire anything. It moves a needle or a set of needles repeatedly. Like a sewing machine but no string just ink.
Amber Bacome Thank you for being "That person"
@@trixiebewitched _inky needly machine_
Amber Bacome shut the fuck up.
I'm sorry, you've always wondered that?
the shop owner who was sleeping with their clients tho O_O
The guy at 6:18 because of his beanie it looks like he has a tiny triangular head
Lmaoooo
I love how comfortable most of the artists are with their style and bodies. It’s really inspiring.
On behalf of the wholesome witch community we do not claim any satanistic cursing witches. I am getting a witch tattoo but I'm more into herbology and plants than anything scary
Why do you call yourself a witch if you don’t cast spells and shit
“.. and he was fucking around with it- ah shit can i swear? alright shit fuck yeah”
this dude makes me laugh every time
"Sketchy dudes, but whatever, I'm Columbian."
It seems no one in the comments section knows Maluma cause YA’LL HE A LATIN LEGEND
I'm Spanish, not Latino...so Idk if I can give out my opinion
But PERSONALLY I don't really like him
I respect people liking him tho
Yayy for diversity!
*Guy talks bout favourite instead of craziest just to show the "lightning" LMAO*
😂 😂 😂 😂
I love this series they're so interesting
"I tattooed a witch and he stunk, that's my story"
1 year in as an tattoo apprentice. I am looking forward to all the crazy shits.
I'm surprised you haven't experienced any yet being a year in already.
Seen any crazy shot yet??
He died
How's it going 2yrs later?
“My friend Maluma” he casually says
Chris is the funniest dude in these videos
I love Chris’s story, he honestly seems like a dad you don’t f with though but seems super kind when you get to know him
“He had tattoos that said he was a witch- a devils symbol, -star of David-...” I don’t think the Star of David represents anything evil like that🤦🏽♀️
Please Don’t hurt my soul the ones upside down I think
Being a witch doesn't represent anything evil, either
Witches arent evil either
The guy could have been in Jewish mysticism i.e. The Kabbala. Summoning demons was a part of it.
The star of David controls demons
The story about tattoo artists giving happy endings made me really disrespect any tattoo artist who thinks this is okay. So shady
i hate these guys tattoo drunk people, that sucks s much :O All respect for tattoing but that's shady x
I think I would want to be drunk.
Gotta get that 💸
They'd have a lot less clients lol
Shops in certain areas (where people are always drunk, think new Orleans,) will tattoo drunk people. In reality it's just a different kind of shop. It's almost a souvenir to people. And yes, for the money.
Learn to handle your alcohol🤷🏻♂️
"A witch... he had devil symbols and a star of David" DUDE you mean a pentagram?! 🙄 No. Just no.
LJI 4
Maybe he was a Jewish witch🤣🤣
People often confuse the two so a fake "Satan" lover getting that is not surprising
The guy is a tattoo artist who probably sees a lot of pentagrams, he meant what he meant.
Oi vey, I gotta go to temple.
I'd bet he knows what a pentagram is 😂
The girl at 10:10 had a seizure, dude
Probably not
Definitely did
Yea...
The last guy needs to do some more diamond pushups 😎 He's my favourite out of all these guys 😂
It Must Be Really Painful No No Keep Going! Haha 2 Org.
The Daniel guy is insanely hot and beautiful I’m mind blown
twinkharrylwt please stop
Was it really easier to get a tattoo than a new balloon?? lmao what
That guy who was being a gentleman was so adorable. Bless him.
6:17 OMG CANT UNSEE THE GUY AS JUST A FACE WITHOUT A HEAD
Clownin guess you should get glasses...... sad kid
Lightupthadanks 420 you really calling someone a kid with a username like that?
Same lmao
I love the reactions Kevin Laroy had listening to his friend's horror story 😂😂😂
"Watching shapes in the darkness" sounds more like research chemicals than acid lmao
"I'm talkin' like she was HYDRATED" Lmfaooooo
man I see all these crazy client stories, I'd love to hear about tattoo artist's best tattoo client stories, like the people that made their day or those that made them really love their job
My cousins friend came to hawaii to visit, comes over one day to show me (and my husband who is hawaiian) his new tattoo he was so proud of, it said “Lolo” my husband and I looked at the tattoo and tried not to laugh, my cousins friend thought it was hawaiian for “ bad ass” we told him no brah you just tattooed that you’re stupid 🤣🤙🌺
Love the LSD story
if he had devil-related ink on him, he wasn't a witch. witchcraft and especially wicca is so much older than those christian inventions.
that's so ironically false I dont even know what to say lol, wicca was literally made up in the seventies. like it was completely made up 50 years ago
are you referring to the celtic druids? because that's not wicca, and satanist magic was invented by Alastair crowley
@@gordyjorgenson8623 I see what you're saying but when it comes to WHERE wicca came from, it was from old world Celtic, Irish, and European ancestors. Geraldi was just bringing together old world pagan beliefs and ideals.
It wasn't "made up", it was cultivated in the 70s
@@gordyjorgenson8623 Druids are totally a separate thing to wiccans. Not even close
What if that guys kid turns out to be trans and he has to get a cover up lol
He'd just get a check✔ mark in the other one
Lalo always has the best interviews I swear. Everything he says is just amazing.
12:50 after that story I couldn't help but notice the next person's name (not to be rude, just ....)
It’s super interesting when a tattoo artist doesn’t have any tattoos at all I love that
I do too.
Chris is the funniest, I would love to see more of his interviews!
that was pretty fun! but that last dude's humor is usually much better and he also has waaay cooler stories in his arsenal
Man I could of imagine of all the crazy people who go to tattoo shops hahahah
So I wanna get a tattoo that says pendejo on my arm
10:45 That sounds like a seizure and not just a simply passing out situation. I had this happen when I was in 8th grade 🤦🏽♀️
I'm sorry but tattooing a word on someones face who has no tattoos is BS.
6:16 Alexis Vaatete, you are such a sweet man lol you are so nice and you talk very clean and beautifully. I appreciate it very much. Really, good man ☺️♥️
And the experience.. I mean... Shit goes crazy I guess.. wow.. 😅😶
Did anyone else catch that Shine didnt know the difference between a Pentagram and a Star of David -_-
Finally a person who gets womens pain threshold
"Just watching shapes and just being like why am I like this" what a mood
Alexis Vaatete has got to be the biggest gentleman ever - wish he lived closer and wish he was single
Chris showstopper is my fav. Lord of thunder over here