'Give Me the Machine, I'll Finish it Myself' & More Crazy Client Stories | Tattoo Artists React
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ต.ค. 2024
- If you’ve ever watched our channel, you know that tattoo clients can be a little… What's the polite way to say this? Wild? Kooky? Berserk? Actually, all of those are applicable. We asked our panel of artists to tell us their craziest client story and they did not disappoint.
At this rate, we’re pumping out seasons of Tattoo Artists React faster than those “Now This Is What I Call Music'' psychopaths. This time around, we’ve brought back some of your favorite characters to share their ridiculous stories, per your requests. We also had the chance to sit down with some folks for the very first time. This season you’ll watch us tackle the big questions, tell some silly tales and react to this thing the kids seem to love called TikTok.
Thanks for watching!
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Anthony Christian / anthologytattoos
Boris Bianchi / borisbianchi
Bradley Silver / bradleysilvertattoo
Dan Czar / danczar_
Deanna Maffeo / deannamaffeo
Jesse Levitt / jesselevitt
Joey Perez / tattoosbyjoeyp
Kasey Gonzalez / tattoosbygonzo
Mike Devries / mikedevries
Nick the Tailor / nickthetailor
Nico Perez / inkbynico
Nora Ink / nora_ink
Poch / poch_tattoos
Pony Lawson / ponylawson
Raphael Barros / raphaelbarrostattoos
Robby Latos / robbylatos
Sara Fabel / sarafabel
Sasha Masiuk / sashatattooing
Snuffy / snuffy.nyc
Thom Bulman / bulman_tattoons
Victoria Todd / victoriatoddarttt
Woah Kat / woahkat
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What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever seen happen in a tattoo shop?
Have to say the parlor I used to go to was really calm whenever I was in there...I can only think of one little girl who just kept squirting spray butter in her mouth the whole time she was getting her tattoo...she went through an entire bottle of spray butter...just kept going squirt, squirt, squirt...the whole time just smiling and squirting spray butter...nothing like these stories!
I went to get some ink done about a year ago, and I saw a woman breast feeding her child while getting tattooed . It was pretty weird. I guess I was staring, because she gave me the nastiest look, like I was the weird one...
@@jimthompson9992 WHAT?!?! That's psychopath stuff.
The tattoo artists and actual owner of the shop (after hours) and I were all smoking a huge bong. Like literally 4 feet tall. This is like 11 years ago.
And then a little 2 or 3 year old walked out from the back of the shop somewhere. I remember just not believing my eyes. I left..
Next door was also a 24 hour day care where allllll kinds of people came and went. But hey if you work nights you still need day care!
Just maybe not that one lol
When I came to get my first tattoo there was this stoner who used to be a soldier in the Israeli army and he just keeps on saying that I shouldn't get a yin and yang tattoo while I was getting tattooed because it belongs to the Bodhisam and shit and I was just sitting like nah that ain't right who the fuck are you again can I just get tattooed peacefully while he tattoo artist just kept saying he's deeply traumatized you don't want to upset them hello I was 16??
Poch is really traumatized by the poop story
Haha. Or... it's hilarious and he just can't help but tell people about it.
@@inked true, it's a gift that keeps on giving
Poop is traumatic if its not in a toilet or wherever its supposed to be
I think @inked is right
Poch just loves that story
shit happens XD
Note to self: Always use the restroom before getting a tattoo, before you end up like Carmen and Super-Shitter 9000 (seriously, how does one manage to shit ON the wall?? I mean props to him but damn that's foul)
Glad you were able to learn something from this video 😂
I dont know man, but people shit on walls, I can confirm that. The process itself remains a mystery to me as well but I have seen the aftermath of it a few times so it seems to be a common occurence
Working at McDonald’s im high school, you’d be surprised by the amount of people who can do that.
Back in the day when I was in college, and when I was living in the dorms, someone kept messing up one of the bathroom stalls like there would be shit splatters on the toilet seat the side of the stall and all over the wall in the back. And then after awhile it started to be more than one stall that was messed up it happened multiple times every week until finally somebody on the floor got fed up and put a big sign up that said "Whoever has the shit splatter problem please confine it to one stall" because it got to the point where there literally were no clean stalls left to use sometimes. I have no idea how the person did it or what their issue was but damn, it was bad!
Oh believe me! I work at the ER and see my fair share of bathroom smeared in shit to the wall! Things is, when explosive diarrhea happen and thoses people bend over... It's not only the pants that take off at that moment! 🤣
Don't bend forward!
That or they believe shitting by hovering on the toilet seat is a good call... Dude! Come on!
Mean girls quote came to mind “ Gretchen I’m sorry for telling everyone you had diarrhea at Barnes & nobles and I’m sorry for repeating it now “
I love the "dont fall down the stairs" rule
It's a very reasonable rule.
What if someone came in with a wheelchair?
yeah its unfortunately kinda ableist. businesses have to be ADA compliant.
@@agentoregon7212 I'm going to assume the down stairs parlor(?) is for those who are able to use their legs, and they have a "hidden" room for people that are handicapped in some way.
@@agentoregon7212 i'm sure when they call in to schedule they can mention that they can't walk down the staircase and then they'll find a way around that.
Poch can keep telling that story until he is over his trauma.
sara fable talking abt crying and growing with her clients genuinely got me emotional, she's so sweet and kindhearted! her appearances on inked are definitely some of my favourites 💕
Her and Dolly
I'm two sessions into a piece with her, and she's a freaking sweetheart. I can't recommend her enough
In Russia, clients tattoos themselves
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been waiting for this comment
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In russia you rent machine for free
Best story
I can't believe that guy tells the shit story with such a bright smile on his face, I'd be traumatized for life
As always, the editor is the star of the video
That fly tho xD
We'll let them know 😍
Sara Fabel is the sweetest ever, such a nice way to end the video
We don't deserve her 🙈🙈
@@inked but the video ended with Sly impression story!
I’m not a creative person, but these stories make me wanna become a tattoo artist anyway
This does not sound like the wisest business decision, but go for it!
MULTIPLE stories of people shitting themselves makes you want to become a tattoo artist?
@@AshJen3 Don't uckie someones jummies.
Immediately I’m thinking of the guy on family guy who runs a shop next to something else.
I want a skull.
Ok well I can do Kermit the frog. How bout a. I’ve Kermit the frog?
No I want a skull.
Ok well I’m just gonna go ahead and do Kermit the frog 🐸 😆
Just become a nurse in a psychiatry.
I love how this video started with pooping on the table and ended with watching clients grow over the years.
We gotta cover all the bases
Tattoo machine's buzz sounds instead of bleeps is actually really clever
Pony & Poch need to start a podcast please 🙏
I would literally pay money for a picture of those self inflicted brow tatts 🤣🤣🤣
The pizza party story is hilarious
For the record, we weren't invited either.
🤣 I'm dying... A fucking pizza party?!
Sylvester Stallone was that one kid in elementary school who managed to fail at art
😆
Why, why
I never would've thought that Sylvester Stallone would be such a difficult client😂
Nah he definitely seems the type. Hes from a different era. My father and grandfather are similar
It seems like he's saying Sly is an awesome guy but difficult client because odds on he's the type that things have to go through external approvals to a certain degree but doesn't know how to tailor his asks and likely only has limited time frames from when he makes the request to when he expects it done given his own work scheduling.
Imagine being famous because you tattooed the crap out of someone... literally. Nice flex.
I had a tattoo artist tell me while he was tattooing me that his girlfriend always asks him to put a screwdriver up her ass. I didn't ask for the story, he just began telling it to me out of no where 😂
That dude straight up telling a story about branding for a pimp? That's usually sex trafficking
Not really most the girls are manipulated by their pimp and they do these things willingly.
@@alexopal7830 I don’t think you could say they’re actually doing it willingly if they’ve been manipulated into doing it
I am glad he didn’t censure his language though. The reality is that prostitution is common. The variety of artists and their truthful answers is what makes this channel great
@@alexopal7830 “manipulated” and “willingly” don’t belong in the same sentence.
Yeah, in the ER nurses are taught to look for tattoo branding as sign of someone's who's been trafficked... And the next step is to separate them from the possible trafficker and ask them discreetly if they need help.
the sylvester stallone stories were so weird but honestly not surprising at all lmao
You weren't surprised that he went and had somebody PRODUCE A BRAND NEW COLOR OF INK?! That's truly crazy stuff.
@@inked lmao my bar for celebrities is just on the floor tbh
I hope the editors got FAT holiday bonuses and a good ass raise because the editing is FAN👏🏻TAS👏🏻TIC👏🏻
“I was so tired, you know. She was so crazy”. This pretty much sums up customer service lol
“No. YoU KnOw WhAt GiVe Me ThE MaChInE I’m GoNnA fInIsH iT bY mYsElF!” Such a modern day Karen. Could you imagine doing a giant piece of detailed, colored artwork and having the client stop you and just take the machine and do it themselves because you can’t “do it right”.? Something that would’ve maybe looked like Picasso himself had created would turn into straight dog shit.
At least she was happy with the result and shut the fuck up. Good for her i say, even tho she was obnoxious
Actually it probably looks a lot like a Picasso if the client took over 😂
Well it was Russia
Russian Karen...so a Katya
Bruh I could literally imagine one of my aunties doing this 😭😭😭 russian ladies are for real like this
I LOVE that when she asked to finish it herself you actually let her 😂😂
The dislikes are from carmen
"He was a very lovely lad, if I might add"
Lively*
The Pooch billboard had me screaming! 😂. The editor deserves a raise!
“I worked on the bar street...
...you know, where the bars are.”
Oh, okay. Thanks for clearing that up
That is hilarious"if you can't make it past the stairs no tattoo"😂
Poch thrives when he's telling stories with people! Him and pony are my favs!
This is just.. Compilation of " Worst tattoo sh!t stories"💀😂
the three dots guy makes me feel a lot better about being a wuss when i got my first tattoo hahaha i nearly cried and my mum was there laughing and then when the tattoo artist started i was basically like "oh, its not that bad, i feel silly now"
I wanna be a tattoo artist but these types of stories scare me hahah
What are you talking about? Who doesn't want near-constant drama and hilarious entertainment in their lives? Do it, be a tattooer, it'll be super fun!
"Just do it"
DO IT! *In Shia LaBeouf voice*
'it's always the cute ones' can confirm I am very cute and my farts are straight traumatizing lmao
Damn the poop ones are crazy. The closest I’ve gotten was, while I was getting my leg done, I accidentally farted a bit. It wasn’t loud or anything, just a slight piff that escaped my ass. Luckily both my artist and I had headphones on, except I was on my stomach and knew I let one slip out while he worked the back of my knee. I fucking died inside a bit. 😂
Inked's video effect editors are great, the shakes as the toilet detonates, the heavenly sound and sparkle, like, just great. Really accentuates the story
I love the lady who says her craziest clients stories are of clients growing ❤
Pony and Poch are the FUNNIEST pairing on here😂 they get me tilted every time I swear to go😂
When you’re so early, no funny comments yet but all about EARLY.
You gotta be the one to make the funny comment 😂😂
I second that, make a funny comment yourself 💀💯....
The flashbacks of Poch telling the poop story thru the seasons really had me dead, like I'm still laughing
Hairdressers have these crazy stories too! It keeps life interesting.
pooch.. by far my favorite artist😭🤣 always getting me in trouble laughing in class at the worst times🤣🤣
Now I wish to hear more of those Russian stories!
✨ Sarah is so wholesome. ✨
Give Poch and Pony their own special 😂
that pizza was bussin ngl... wish you were there 😂😂😂
"Sorry Carmen from the Bronx" 🤣
I love how it started with shit stories and ended with a really nice heartfelt story
The last one was so wholesome 🥺
5:40 3 dots tattoo can mean mi vida loca or my crazy life. usually in a triangle, it can mean they are from prison or murdered someone lmao
Sara fabel is just so wonderful i wish so badly that I wasn't flat broke so I could have her tattoo my dream wildflower sleeve because everything I see about her makes me appreciate her more
Seeing people... grow. 🤣😘 Girl, don't change.
I am in love with what Sara represents with her personality. So pure!
Also, thank you for posting these vids, that helps a lot, as I can't get inked here in UK because of the pandemic situation *cries in gay*
Sara Fabel radiates positive energy every video.
✨Sparkle✨
Does someone remember the "uhmmm. I am tattooing Jesus right now" story😂😂😂?!
Oh my goodness! I felt bad that I had to leave straight from work and couldn’t shower again before my appointment. GI issues would have been a nightmare! As it was my first tattoo I had done a ton of research and I had read you should hydrate so I drank a ton of water all day and had to keep saying, “uhm, I have to go again.” (Which was embarrassing enough)
Whoever edits these videos makes these episodes interesting to watch and hilarious👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
If you make a hole in a net, there are less holes in it than before..
Somebody's hitting the good stuff.
🤯🤯🤯
Guys, pls do CAPTIONS. Auto-generated doesn't cut it :(
My artist (not while I was there) was shot in the head at his shop and survived. Super sweet guy
It's the poch and pony show every time. Pochs laugh is exactly like my friend booch. It's pretty damn uncanny
The pizza party had me dead 💀😂😂
My tattoo artist called me after the session to tell me that he didn't "like my choice of colors" and bitch me out because I wanted to go somewhere else to get what I wanted done if he couldn't do it.
All he did was complain during the session, which I've never seen.
Why does my choice bother you? Then don't do my tattoo, instead of disrespect me for my choice...
Long story short, my husband called this asshat back and that was the end of it.
I always wondered this, now when people lose their bodily functions by accident, is it because of where the needle hits at a specific part of the body you're tattooing? I never knew why. Like it relaxes the muscles and it's always poop.
Why were there MULTIPLE stories of people shitting themselves!? I never even thought those 2 things could be related!
Hahahaha the girl that pooed her self
I'm here for Pony and Poch 😂
2:34 because the bars go somewhere else during the day
Bruhhh If I had to clean my clients shit and they came back in without apologizing- best believe OH ITS YOU!! I WAS CLEANING YOUR SHIT OFF THE BATHROOM WALL THE OTHER DAY 😄 THANKS ALOT
"the limit does not exist!" Thank you, kady
Can we have Chris Showstopper come back? Even if you have to zoom him in 😅
I really want to see Sara Fabel's tatoo story, she has such beautiful tatoos
i have learned so much about tattoos from this stuff
That's the goal 👏
Wasnt the pizza story told in another video? Or am I having deja vu?
I don't think so, or at least not here. But everything blurs after a while... lot of weird stuff happens.
Nah, I think I’ve heard it before
might've been the coworker describing it... I think I heard it brought up too but not by him if that makes sense? Or there's just secret pizza parties at tattoo conventions as a rule... that don't exist but cause drama anyways.
it was told in a previous video (im not sure which one) but yeah it was told before by the other guy
@@marzallen6762 thank you for validating my eclectic recollection and op's too
The editing of these videos are getting so fucking good 🙏🏻
Why is everyone talking about how good the editing is. Explain to me why its so good.
It was a horrible decision to watch this while eating 🤦🏾
Exactly!
I want to be friends with these people! They're awesome!!!
the editor is killing it again
Yes! More crazy client stories :)
That’s bullshit. I wanted to be invited to the pizza party
Sorry, Bob. We can't forgive you for going electric back at Newport.
@@inked 😂😂
Inked: No poop!
Everyone: So the client shit on the table...
If you have to deal with Biohazards like Poo, Tattoo artists should get paid a bit extra
A secret pizza party lmaoooooo 🤣
Those intros make me happy
“The limit does not exist”
**cue Mean Girls mathlete flashback**
I'm a simple man I see Sara, pony and poch I hit like
Also I'd like to chomp on some Xanax to see if I end up sending an essay offended about no invite to a secret pizza party
Pony and Poch's bromance though
istg ive heard another tattoo artist tell that story about the pizza party before on this channel. imagine if it was the same person...
Poch and Pony need their own series lol love these guys!
Sara Fabel is too pure for this world
8:11 omfgggg secret pizza party.. 🤣😂 I want a secret pizza party tattoo now..
Dude broke into a suicidal tendency song lol all I wanted was some pizza and you wouldn't give it to me
the pizza party story...I'M DONE!!! XD
The last one is so precious tho
Sweet stories. I’d be so embarrassed if I shit on the table... how does this happen. Cant you tell?
Weak sphincter muscles?
Technically, depending on the tattoo, it can be pretty traumatizing to the body. The body reacts in different ways. Probably couldn’t control it. What they could control was how they reacted afterwards.
@@dr.zombiex they say to eat before you go get tattooed, perhaps you shouldn’t 😳 lol
that guy with the bulls jersey..... he is a good person