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Craziest Client Stories #3 | Tattoo Artists Answer

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  • @HomicidalTeaBreak
    @HomicidalTeaBreak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4635

    "didn't you kill a guy?"
    "nah but I was there"
    excuse me?? can we elaborate??

    • @badandy102
      @badandy102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      We need to know what the heck happened. That's not something you can casually brush off.

    • @tiffanydaniels227
      @tiffanydaniels227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@seanbarthel yo that's fucked up

    • @maleficentdrater
      @maleficentdrater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @seanbarthel Whoa! Truly tragic irony. Thanks for the link because I was thinking the same thing as @BadAndy.

    • @corinnezimmerman4072
      @corinnezimmerman4072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that needs some explanation

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@seanbarthel After reading that tragic story, I find it really fucked up how nonchalant they were talking about it, almost like it was a joke. Makes me loss all respect for those two

  • @lejindaryk-popper8704
    @lejindaryk-popper8704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4989

    *If a guy in the vest and top hat says you're weird...then you're weird*

    • @samip4716
      @samip4716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      exactly 😂

    • @chancebrandau7126
      @chancebrandau7126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thought the exact same thing

    • @FiveCellarsBelow
      @FiveCellarsBelow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      kpop fans be like “oh my god i love jungle cock”

    • @tinychilipepper9379
      @tinychilipepper9379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bee boi im sorry what?

    • @shawndanewby8941
      @shawndanewby8941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The guy with vest & top hat has a steampunk look

  • @gettin-ziggy-with-it
    @gettin-ziggy-with-it 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5137

    "Didn't you kill a guy?"
    "Nah but I was there"
    "I witnessed him get ear raped in Brazil"
    WHAT IS THIS FRIENDSHIP LMAOOOO

    • @bed-bugg
      @bed-bugg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      I love it lol. I bet they annoy the shit out of each other but they've also been around each other so long and have so much shit on one another that they just stay friends because of it lol

    • @jboyj7822
      @jboyj7822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      CJ thas a goal I need to accomplish in life

    • @tea_fling8328
      @tea_fling8328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I aspire to have a friendship like this😂

    • @Silver_Rose666
      @Silver_Rose666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm so glad i have a friendship like that. Me and my best friend, who is like a sister to me, we both know too much about each other LOL we mess with each other all the time. It's the best long lasting friendship I have.

    • @Wild_D
      @Wild_D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So many questions

  • @francisrivas9497
    @francisrivas9497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3190

    If the girl in the last story is watching this she's probably like "wow he remembers me, he must love me". I hope y'all called the cops on her lol.

    • @merc5333
      @merc5333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      That one was so creepy and sick.😖

    • @seider780
      @seider780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Calling the cops in Brazil won’t do much lol

    • @jgl4494
      @jgl4494 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I would have taken her home 😂

  • @gearlessmason7743
    @gearlessmason7743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5781

    “Didn’t you kill a guy” like what lmao

    • @RiversideM
      @RiversideM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      And they didn't even tell the story!
      Though the story they told instead was gold too

    • @gearlessmason7743
      @gearlessmason7743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      RiversideM ik fuckin tease

    • @welcometofpv6283
      @welcometofpv6283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuckin Willy wonka

    • @whitebewt9794
      @whitebewt9794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      "No, but I was there. I never killed anybody."

    • @damiancrocker1727
      @damiancrocker1727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wanna find that story. I briefly looked but found nothing

  • @Gumbocinno
    @Gumbocinno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3308

    These are the easiest videos to binge, they're all around 20 minutes but it feels like 2 minutes.

    • @Ren13473
      @Ren13473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Gummy for real I’ve been trapped for three so far

    • @bucky-olivia-barnes8937
      @bucky-olivia-barnes8937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I’ve watched like 15 of these in the last 2 days.

    • @Shayysierra
      @Shayysierra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      literally 😭😂

    • @better-than-baked-beans4263
      @better-than-baked-beans4263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brooo

    • @lindsayhornsby3727
      @lindsayhornsby3727 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sage Renee ref rrfr f I ffqrra op c FF r f f r I am not n
      rdeeee eeeeccçceccedwdwed dwed

  • @kyrasmith4975
    @kyrasmith4975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2689

    “Yo what up homeboy yea me and my mom are tight yo”

    • @DapurMamaNini
      @DapurMamaNini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @samip4716
      @samip4716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      favorite story 😂

    • @shespawntwin1
      @shespawntwin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I actually thought that was really sweet. The guy is a weirdo, and probably in jail, but he loves his mama.

    • @bestpsymusicbest2607
      @bestpsymusicbest2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      》》Comment of the year girl 《《
      💚💚💚💚

    • @ymerpervetica4572
      @ymerpervetica4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That shit had me laugh mu ass of my bed and i hurt my hip

  • @Godelphy
    @Godelphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1744

    That guy with the face mask was ahead of his time, he knew about the coronavirus years before it happened

    • @christinaadams1235
      @christinaadams1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I was like when was this filmed? Wonder why he has that?

    • @foulthy
      @foulthy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      believe it or not people from other cultures actually care about their health in general, not just when theres a pandemic.

    • @rempart145
      @rempart145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Was looking for that comment, I am not disappointed

    • @masonfeagans6159
      @masonfeagans6159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This was only a year ago so he was a couple months early

    • @davidliftsheavycircles
      @davidliftsheavycircles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Dont call it a comeback, asians never stopped wearing masks 😂

  • @tameibex
    @tameibex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    when he said "ear rape" i was expecting someone screaming or something, but i was most definitely mistaken!

  • @sammoore5414
    @sammoore5414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1932

    3:42 to be fair she did tell you she was gonna puke

    • @peacechickification
      @peacechickification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      sam moore yeah I hated this story, it woulda been avoided had he just listened to and believed her. His own mansplaining is why he was puked on, instead of just getting her a fucking bucket

    • @WhiteAl01
      @WhiteAl01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@peacechickification fuck off with the mansplaining bullshit, gender had nothing to do with it.

    • @peacechickification
      @peacechickification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @blurryfrank thanks for mansplaining a reply trying to shut me down about mansplaining. she knows her body. he repetitively disregarded it. hence; mansplaining. thanks for wasting my time frank!

    • @42drewbidoo
      @42drewbidoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @blurryfrank I hear with women it's called nagging

    • @kylovesart
      @kylovesart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@peacechickification I don't think he was mansplaining. I think he was just trying to calm her down and instill confidence in her that as a professional, he'd be able to handle anything she did.

  • @marzipeach
    @marzipeach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2543

    I have a story similar to the last one. Once in 9th grade, in the middle of the school musical rehearsal, I was sitting on the edge of the stage reading my lines. This little goblin-like girl who was also in the play tapped on my back and whispered in my ear, "Did you notice? I have been licking your elbow." Horrified, I checked my arm and sure enough, it was wet with spit. She then gave me a wicked smile and ran off. It still haunts me to this day.

    • @aurorasky278
      @aurorasky278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      marzipeach oh my fucking god

    • @richmoney7806
      @richmoney7806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      How tf did you not feel that 🤣

    • @mdick7284
      @mdick7284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      DEAR GOD

    • @sugakookies8063
      @sugakookies8063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT😵😱🤢

    • @liastorm795
      @liastorm795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Please come get me off this floor💀💀💀 that would of fucked me up😭😭😭😭

  • @hopewang6388
    @hopewang6388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4798

    The guy who told the ear rape story is such a good storyteller tho!

    • @nickj12
      @nickj12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Hope Wang best story for sure.

    • @philima
      @philima 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Yeah I completely lost it at that one! The details....

    • @stephanie5872
      @stephanie5872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jime litwalk is who was telling it

    • @SaunterVaguelyDown
      @SaunterVaguelyDown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      Yeah but it happened to the other guy. And he tried to tell it himself but dude kept interrupting. You could tell he was a tad annoyed.

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      For real. It made me really uncomfortable, it's like I was there lmao

  • @emilyjane9901
    @emilyjane9901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2692

    *are you sure you didnt kill a guy?*
    DONT YA THINK THAT'D BE A MEMORABLE THING?

    • @jaylius
      @jaylius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bucky Barnes says no

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He didn't. A guy died in the shop he worked at in a freak accident.

    • @blondesense1708
      @blondesense1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jo 🦇 Wow I didn’t know he worked there. I was under the impression it was an unlicensed shop and he seems very sensible.

    • @FaintinglifeJBS
      @FaintinglifeJBS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blondesense1708 It was unlicensed at the time.

  • @fatwalrus7021
    @fatwalrus7021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    "Haven't you killed a guy"
    "No that wasn't me"

  • @cheycheystriker
    @cheycheystriker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    It's so weird hearing artists talk about clients being drunk, every artist I've been to has had me sign off saying I'm not under the influence of anything. I couldn't imagine stumbling into a shop whilst trashed.

    • @oopsiepoopsie2898
      @oopsiepoopsie2898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thegirlwiththeappletattoo I have seen it soooooooooo many fucking times

    • @andreasantizo9599
      @andreasantizo9599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It sounds like a lot of these stories are from a while ago or when they first started out. New artist need the work and may have had to settle for doing a drunk person wanting something random. Kinda sucks but i mean work was work. I’m sure now they’re all against doing any drunk tattoos unless if that person comes in again insistent on that tattoo to which each their own at that point.

    • @breeny09
      @breeny09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      thegirlwiththeappletattoo idk I got my first face tattoo while telling the guy I was hella fucking high on klonopin for mania as I haven’t slept in 3 days. I still love my face tattoo tho ...

    • @Who-Dunnit
      @Who-Dunnit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My tattooist lets his clients get drunk in the shop, like a bring-your-own-beer type deal. So they can numb the pain and he can cut them off at buzzed. It worked really well for me when i got my feet tats, responsible numbing lol

    • @zeannarouxmiyunae7515
      @zeannarouxmiyunae7515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every place I know makes you sign a paper as well but these guys all seem to have really popular overly expensive places so maybe they don't care as much.

  • @brennawithluv
    @brennawithluv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    the dude dressed as a magician is a literal legend ohmygod

    • @msstarlight4770
      @msstarlight4770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He is cool. His clothes are Steampunk, one of my favourite clothing styles.
      : )

    • @kyleighwhite1409
      @kyleighwhite1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lil u4ia okay but the guy in all black looks like he is just a head

    • @generalgh0st
      @generalgh0st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FASHION

  • @Phojographer
    @Phojographer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    6:38 “I wanna wear your jaw like a necklace”
    Uhhhhhh

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Phojographer 😂

    • @barbarahardison6369
      @barbarahardison6369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phojographer 💀 that story was funny af 😂 💀 😶

    • @arthurias7693
      @arthurias7693 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your eyes are so cute, I want to eat them :)

    • @shotaaizawa1320
      @shotaaizawa1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me at my crush

    • @finndelmenico1840
      @finndelmenico1840 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i had eight teeth removed, drilled little holes in them, and strung them together. i wish there was school rn so i could show off my creation.

  • @Houseoflightning
    @Houseoflightning 5 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    The guy with the on and off Russian accent was Katya

    • @bb_bex
      @bb_bex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol, I wouldn't be surprised if it was! 🤣

    • @getmypastamasta8670
      @getmypastamasta8670 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raxhana Rose red checkers

    • @lindsaylulu1997
      @lindsaylulu1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂 reading this then rewatching that part, it makes so much sense.

    • @hermydee
      @hermydee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Does sound like Katya 🤣🤣

    • @wildcatkhaya5675
      @wildcatkhaya5675 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is Katya? Surname anyone?

  • @alexwolfe6616
    @alexwolfe6616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "" I'm not good with crazy client stories,'
    'Didnt you kill a guy?"

    • @SilverWolf_-cj4qn
      @SilverWolf_-cj4qn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "I witnessed him get ear raped in Brazil"
      "Yeah but that wasnt a client"
      I'm dead lmao

  • @elizabethitule9190
    @elizabethitule9190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “I had to tattoo the sun where the sun don’t shine” boooyyyy!! that one was the best for sure 😂

    • @Emrys91
      @Emrys91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And he wiped her arse and it was dirty 😫

    • @spencerjonesvo3973
      @spencerjonesvo3973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmfao yeahhh and gross. How do you not wash your ass before that?

  • @faelangrimm1031
    @faelangrimm1031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I gotta add a shout-out to the BRO whom covered up my happy mistake. I had a bad tattoo of a crinkly moon on my wrist (my moon moon) for almost 5 years solid and just this past October I got it covered up. And MY. MAN. I told him ahead of time that I have a nerve disorder so I'll be in more pain than an average bloke. And he was real chill about the whole thing. Kept me talking the whole three hours it took and if I cried randomly he'd talk me through it, like not babying me but talking about anything else like this wasn't even happening. He gave me confidence, he was a GREAT conversationalist whom was hilarious, and he was excited with me because he had some beautiful sick ideas for my cover up (half sleeve of creepy woods) and I stuck it out to fulfil his vision so I now have ART on my arm and the best fuckin experience. BLESS THAT BRO.

    • @ouzelle
      @ouzelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What’s the shop?

  • @Anna-qs8jm
    @Anna-qs8jm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    I thought that a loaf in the underwear was funny but the last storey about that sugar glider chick killed me lol

  • @jediknight1294
    @jediknight1294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The woman who did the tattoos on her dad with parkinsons sounds really cool. Given I have cerebral palsy and I'm always scared of spasms messing up big batches of ink so I'm glad people are aware of these challenges.
    Given I have a vocal slur and stagger/have a rolling limp I'm always hyper worried they just assuming I'm on something especially if I get a violent batch of spasms. Plus the awareness of the medications and issues and how that affects bleeding and stuff.

  • @NinaThoren
    @NinaThoren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Can you do a video with the artists and their tattoo style with a few examples of tattoos?

    • @Leleleleleleleleleo
      @Leleleleleleleleleo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@saskiadenboer3239 he's red pilled. Don't question his big divine mind.

  • @humanmonsters
    @humanmonsters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Omg that guy would not stop interrupting, he just totally highjacked his whole story. Geeze I felt so bad for the other guy.

    • @fluidcreativity3124
      @fluidcreativity3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'll be honest, because he hijacked the story it made the story not as funny as it should be

    • @courthall353
      @courthall353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Looked for this comment 🙏

  • @chronictonicwizardcat
    @chronictonicwizardcat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    If someone getting tattooed says their gonna puke and don't feel good, as the artist you don't tell them they're ok, you stop

    • @Sara11614
      @Sara11614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I think it was his way of trying to talk her through it. My husband passes out at the sight of blood and when he gets his blood drawn (whether he sees it or not). I can't tell you how many nurses say "oh no, you wont pass out with me, you are going to be fine" when he gives them a heads up before they start. He passes out every time though. I don't think it's meant in an irresponsible way.

    • @sic3b
      @sic3b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Most people know long beforehand when they're gonna puke because: familiar symptoms. I get nauseous first, then I start to feel hot and sweaty, and the chunks are coming up; this all within a few minutes. Plenty of time to find a bucket or facehug the bowl. But this guy didn't listen. So he had to go find a mop.

    • @tanjabuchholz5314
      @tanjabuchholz5314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm surprised tattoo artists don't have a designated puke trash can nearby at all times!

    • @jgjohnny7964
      @jgjohnny7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      while getting tatted people get sweaty and feel sick and passe out very very often!

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Heru Jr. of Kemet that does sound like a stupid question

  • @p__fisch
    @p__fisch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Mendoza making masks look cool before the COVID outbreak

  • @karalindstrom7729
    @karalindstrom7729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    He accepted a gift from her?!?! I hope he threw it away. It might have been bugged or set with a GPS tracker. Never underestimate crazy fans

    • @callmecharlie99
      @callmecharlie99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I imagine he dumped it ASAP. This chick did assault and stalk him.

  • @tangell4370
    @tangell4370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Guy named Tautu is a... tautu artist...

    • @LM-sc2wl
      @LM-sc2wl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      He had a calling and he fucking went for it

    • @TheAlchemicalPortal
      @TheAlchemicalPortal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm calling the police, I'm done.

  • @erika2_2
    @erika2_2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2272

    A lot of the stories mention drunk people, why are these artists letting drunk people getting tattooed???

    • @schwubdiwuub
      @schwubdiwuub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Thought the same!

    • @erika2_2
      @erika2_2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      And why is nobody mentioning this?!

    • @TheTurbomotte
      @TheTurbomotte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Thank you! I was looking through the comments to find someone mentioning this! I realy find tattooing drunk people irresposible

    • @cazzawee
      @cazzawee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      was thinking the exact same thing! a tattoo artist who is willing to tattoo someone under the influence is a shitty tattoo artist

    • @julietrodriguez2690
      @julietrodriguez2690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      They got jobs. Sucks for people who came in drunk. That's their fault. They need to pay rent lol

  • @jaygrand4180
    @jaygrand4180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "You sure you didn't kill a guy?" god damn it jimi

  • @miamotoworld
    @miamotoworld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    "surprise butt sex"....i mean thats quite the euphemism

  • @cyncynnatianxiety1886
    @cyncynnatianxiety1886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The guys had me literally just CRYING over the story of the chick flying through the air and the animation of the entire situation so clearly I could see it as they were telling it. I was wiping tears I was done so done 😂🤣🤣🤣🤚🏻 I loved it

  • @HJ-si7hd
    @HJ-si7hd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    To be honest ecstasy man's tattoo experience sounded ideal lol. I'd sit for 12 hours too if I could be either super enjoying myself or not even awake.

  • @Tkizuka
    @Tkizuka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The story about the father with Parkinson’s disease was so sweet.

  • @Albanez39
    @Albanez39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    9:36 Ask your dad to tattoo something small on you. It could be a smiley face or some minimal symbol that means something to you. It's not as much about the symbol, but the chaotic, erratic and deformed tattoo you will get, will be one of your dearest memories of your father. I wish you both the best!

    • @15430Eve
      @15430Eve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm getting a smiley my grandfather used to write on our birthday cards when his hands started to get too shaky to write anymore :)

  • @chrisraymond6448
    @chrisraymond6448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My craziest client story:
    I got asked early in the morning to do a hand tattoo that said "blessed" tattoo took about 40 minutes. When he leaves my house he gets into a huge brawl an hour later.. Shattered his hamd and can no longer use it for the rest of his life. About 4 weeks later he messages me again and asks if i can put blessed on his other hand this time...

  • @barbarahardison6369
    @barbarahardison6369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "when it comes brown on ur paper and u know its not ur ink"
    I died 😂

  • @PunkdRebel
    @PunkdRebel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    A lot of what I'm hearing is tattooing vulnerable people. If you can visibly see someone is incredibly drunk you shouldn't take their money and tattoo them in that sort of state of mind. It should be your responsibility as a shop to turn these people away, as far as I'm aware most tattooists and shops have on their TOS that you must not come to the shop drunk, and not to drink before appointments. Walk in or not you shouldn't enable their drunken mistakes. You cannot give full consent when you're drunk.

  • @toreymusha
    @toreymusha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love these crazy stories but I also would love to see some of the "most emotional tattoos" because I know they can be so cathartic and those are the tattoos these people are proud of doing

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      toreymusha Same

  • @sarahmayfield827
    @sarahmayfield827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Moral of the story : don't tattoo drunk people

  • @YungZaraki
    @YungZaraki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    14:20 so you not gonna let your mans talk my guy?

    • @idahoplantguy9027
      @idahoplantguy9027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm glad you said something bruh.. I bet that dude is the type of person to say he left his wallet at home so you'll buy his lunch.

  • @parsapourjabar
    @parsapourjabar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    *8 seconds into the video*
    “Didn’t you kill a guy?”

  • @mariazaragoza9181
    @mariazaragoza9181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    These are my fav!!! Love this series!

  • @victorferreira3289
    @victorferreira3289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “We are in Brazil, you’re gonna get kidnapped”
    Wtf?

  • @Daisy0414
    @Daisy0414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:29 this guy was ahead of the times wearing a face mask lol

  • @Angel-qs6if
    @Angel-qs6if 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Loved the Video but damn that right guy at 14:30 is annoying cutting the left guy off all the time. THats just rude and also really obnoxious to watch!

    • @trash3151
      @trash3151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude, for real. I only half listened to him cause he annoyed me so much.

    • @chickennuggets3391
      @chickennuggets3391 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angel lmaooo

    • @kiannalondon2407
      @kiannalondon2407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like how they tell the story together

  • @carsonreid7133
    @carsonreid7133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A dude in my freshman high school health class gave himself a stick and poke in class then like two weeks later cut it out in class. Gnarly

  • @txfrogboy8975
    @txfrogboy8975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I'm probably going to jail for a couple of years"

  • @nspeck24
    @nspeck24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I just tattoo'd the shit outta some lady"
    I am on the FLOOR 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FFigueira
    @FFigueira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    ok you guys went into some shady shit in brazil bc the tattoo places ive gone all had AC and were really private.

    • @FFigueira
      @FFigueira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@heider2566 yeah that also made me roll my eyes 🙄

    • @sykwookiee
      @sykwookiee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Blame it on MSM...same deal with people's impression of the US...we get weary of people from other countries thinking negative about the whole damn country...such as mass shootings and all black people are gangbangers and all white people are racist...I really thought that they were carrying on...hyperbole, ya know? Over sensitivity....it's an unattractive quality no matter where you're from....

    • @brubassaura7796
      @brubassaura7796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sim mano o cara generalizou ridiculamente

    • @crossindiaetec
      @crossindiaetec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      as a brazilian I felt very insulted

    • @JuacoMmM
      @JuacoMmM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      im from Chile almost next to Brasil and even i know that you guys are not a fucking third world country, its like going to a ghetto to get a tattoo and saying that usa is a fucking 3rd world country xd

  • @sgim43
    @sgim43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    14:20 dude it's not even your story let him fricken speak

    • @elliottselman6746
      @elliottselman6746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Story pirates are the worst.

    • @Law-_
      @Law-_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      We don't care the other guy seemed pretty ok with this and less comfortable with storytelling.

    • @elliottselman6746
      @elliottselman6746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Law-_ to be honest, he almost seemed like he didn't want the story told haha.

    • @sgim43
      @sgim43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      if he was so uncomfortable he would have just sat there and not started multiple times to tell his story again, only to be highjacked again and again@@Law-_

    • @stratosphere94
      @stratosphere94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah that was so annoying.

  • @LeaWM
    @LeaWM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:26 My boy was already ready for Covid-19 in 2018 😂

  • @PeachFlavoredKaiju
    @PeachFlavoredKaiju 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Jesus the last one was the best one

  • @KippartRS
    @KippartRS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Was not expecting to see my artist on here, Tautu is awesome :)

  • @eddkevinarenumberone2522
    @eddkevinarenumberone2522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Like a f@#$ing sugar glider!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @wxspii4786
    @wxspii4786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Ay mom whad up homeboy we tight 😂💀

  • @TheCommenterHimself
    @TheCommenterHimself 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Some meme character from Facebook called 'dickbutt'"
    *REDDIT INTENSIFIES*

  • @nothingtobeconcernedabout7477
    @nothingtobeconcernedabout7477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    A bit "annoyed" that so many actually did do tattoos on really drunk people. For me that is not really professional...

    • @faiththeunknownbeing8126
      @faiththeunknownbeing8126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They get paid. Not their fault if their a dumbass

    • @y-fj9hh
      @y-fj9hh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Faith The Unknown Being there are lots of things you can’t legally consent to while drunk, so I can’t really see why this would be different.

    • @Ali_D_Katt
      @Ali_D_Katt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Maybe it was at a point in their career when they weren't in a position to refuse or they didn't realize they were drunk until it was too late... I agree it's not right though and I think 10 - 15 years ago it wasn't frowned upon so much. Seems like currently most artists would refuse. Just a thought.

    • @th-bk_rd3643
      @th-bk_rd3643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing to be concerned about when I get my tats I drink a lot but they are always scheduled

    • @xsugarplum3442
      @xsugarplum3442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't know what the status quo is in tattoo shops, but from my personal POV if an idiot is intoxicated and decides to go into a tattoo shop that's his own problem. You should be responsible when you drink, if you are going to get hammered you need to have people responsible for you who are not hammered.

  • @jiminsjimjams9477
    @jiminsjimjams9477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Loved the story about the girl's "I'm sorry" tattoo to her mom!

  • @berfishrules3993
    @berfishrules3993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Omg I love craziest client stories!!!

  • @SkyRocketHappy
    @SkyRocketHappy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If someone tells you they’re about to puke, you can’t “handle it” other than handing them a bucket dude! Jeeezlouize

  • @czarinaquinteros2358
    @czarinaquinteros2358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Just keep it coming! These are hilarious! 🤣

  • @trishabaez136
    @trishabaez136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Keep them craziest stories coming!

  • @speekydoomon
    @speekydoomon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i hate how that one dude kept interrupting 😭😭

  • @thiagoprofili4806
    @thiagoprofili4806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:20 my man predicted the coronavirus

  • @dinabatres4301
    @dinabatres4301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I’m 5’8. What are you like 12’11? ...With the hair.”
    LMAAAAOOOOOXOO

  • @kyrasmith4975
    @kyrasmith4975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    At 15:15 to the dude on the right STOP INTERRUPTING HIM HES TRYING TO SPEAK

  • @erincoyle9330
    @erincoyle9330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    16:34 is iconic

  • @RogerLuedecke
    @RogerLuedecke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "He was just, really odd." ~The Mad Hatter

  • @lauraveronica2625
    @lauraveronica2625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yo man these videos are great. Keep making "the craziest tattoo stories" videos please.

  • @god3atgod
    @god3atgod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    6:05 “he was just really odd.” Says the resident of Saint Denis in Red Dead Redemption 2

  • @antsinmyeyes9547
    @antsinmyeyes9547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I don’t even have any tattooed and I keep watching these videos

  • @malenaray6128
    @malenaray6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “He was just really odd” guy talking about a client wearing a Renaissance outfit😂 I dig it though

  • @nova_jimmy-_-875
    @nova_jimmy-_-875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    5:59 williy wonka is that you

  • @xalhos
    @xalhos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "He was just really odd"
    >Wearing purple steampunk clothes

  • @luiso581
    @luiso581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    6:00 probably the funniest , just best story I think

  • @Beeteejay
    @Beeteejay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    why are these tattooists tattooing drunk people, thats really irresponsible

    • @artisticbeast3531
      @artisticbeast3531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      tattoo artists*

    • @Nachtelfin0des0Todes
      @Nachtelfin0des0Todes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not even allowed where I live...

    • @jillianstebbins1109
      @jillianstebbins1109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      It's heavily implied that the people who come in drunk have already made the appointment/consultation while sober. Then, they got drunk to "numb the pain" before the tattoo.
      In this situation, and most others tbh, it's the person getting the tattoo who needs to take responsibility for getting it. If they know the risks and do it anyway, that's on them. And they would know the risks because most of the tattooers here are experienced enough to give a release form or at least some knowledge, even if the person hasn't done any research. Hope this clears something up for you(?) I'm not an expert or anything, just interested. :)

    • @fatwalrus7021
      @fatwalrus7021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jillianstebbins1109 exactly

    • @jillianstebbins1109
      @jillianstebbins1109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fatwalrus7021 :)

  • @sarahrambhatla9257
    @sarahrambhatla9257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:27 omg love this guy predicting what’s bouta happen in 2 years

  • @monkeydluffy2747
    @monkeydluffy2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I was the guy that tattooed the shit out of some lady” 😂😂😂

  • @madds528
    @madds528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ALL OF THESE WOMEN ARE SO BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOODNESS

  • @Ghoul597
    @Ghoul597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:15 This Man was ready for Corona 😂

  • @s379Ox
    @s379Ox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I was the guy that tattooed the shit out of somebody"
    DEAD!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @piotrch0
    @piotrch0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The delivery on the last story - priceless!

  • @juice_tyn2239
    @juice_tyn2239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Teeny Peeny”
    I’m dead 😂😂😂💀

  • @kiki3721
    @kiki3721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Im so glad ive never heard stories about hating tattooing pluse size people

    • @lallipoppin
      @lallipoppin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why would that be a story? Who complains about a bigger canvas?

  • @vt1632
    @vt1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last story had me laughing so hard, I had tears running down my face. The dude told it with such enthusiasm 😂😂😂

  • @MagaldiMateus
    @MagaldiMateus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how my country always leaves a memorable experience, Brazil is magical indeed.

  • @ANNEKE1999
    @ANNEKE1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I know it‘s in the comments already BUT why the hell are you tattooing DRUNK people?! I have heard that in some countries this is a very weird vacation „trend“ but I always thought professionals should know better. My tattoo artist wouldn‘t have tattooed me if I was drunk tbh.

  • @r_sewar2648
    @r_sewar2648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:07 "Didn't you kill a guy?" Best starter line ever! 😂

  • @lafondawilliams
    @lafondawilliams 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    its so awesome, watching odd people call people odd lmfao. also saga's black out half sleeve probably the only blackout ive seen ive liked, feels like its just flows there.

  • @K-G-S_66
    @K-G-S_66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Had to tattoo the sun where the sun never shines
    Lmao:)

  • @mandywray5229
    @mandywray5229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    What’s the face mask for? Just wondering... no shade!

    • @SarahMacDani
      @SarahMacDani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Amanda Whitaker I think, I’m not sure, but I think they record these at conventions. So I’m thinking maybe he’s a little sick and didn’t want to breathe on an open tattoo? Maybe? 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @paulw858
      @paulw858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@SarahMacDani I thought it was just his trademark or something.

    • @mandywray5229
      @mandywray5229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would make sense...

    • @blueblue2338
      @blueblue2338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dont fucking worry about it shit........

    • @blueblue2338
      @blueblue2338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SarahMacDani lol if you actually seen these videos he always wears it so clearly you dont kno shit.....

  • @maliaevonne196
    @maliaevonne196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don’t think Anthony could possibly be a better catch. He’s the sexiest man of all time & his personality is just so sincere and kind.

  • @RA-tj8lv
    @RA-tj8lv ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy takes over the answer from the poor guy trying to tell his answer!!!! LOL

  • @marcuschoate2855
    @marcuschoate2855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The comments after the video are always good 😂😂

  • @DFluiza
    @DFluiza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Do they think Brazil is that crazy and third world whatever like... chill nobody was going to kidnap you bro.
    Signed, a Brazilian who has never even met anyone that met anyone that was kidnapped.

    • @deborasilvaesouza1808
      @deborasilvaesouza1808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tem gringo que acha que o país todo é cheio de floresta :P Juro que já me perguntaram - uma galera de Michigan - se tinha macacos soltos na minha cidade. Recife - PE.

    • @goldwolfgamer888x8
      @goldwolfgamer888x8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brazil is actually (i think) a first world country. I do a lot of research on
      Brazil, Mexico, etc. So I know a bunch

    • @lunadiaquillis9966
      @lunadiaquillis9966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nossa sim, que bode desses gringos

    • @ultraboombean
      @ultraboombean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude she stuck her tongue in his ear and travelled all that way just to stare at him...

  • @jonathanfairchild
    @jonathanfairchild 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last story was golden. Perfect delivery

  • @kaylahudson6182
    @kaylahudson6182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this series !!

  • @spookymcfakename
    @spookymcfakename 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That guy with the top hat looks so sick I love him, how dare you curse the mad hatter