How Speedrunners DESTROYED Kalimari Desert | Mario Kart 64 History

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  • @Definitely_Rob
    @Definitely_Rob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Holy hell that was real? I have to go track down and apologize to the neighbor kid that said he drove through the train gap when we were little and I called him a liar

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Just because you can do it doesn’t mean he wasn’t lying to you..... 😊

    • @bmbterps
      @bmbterps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How else were you supposed to get through? Did you just wait?

    • @michaelfryers1914
      @michaelfryers1914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@bmbterps... Yes...

    • @bmbterps
      @bmbterps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelfryers1914 true. I just ran into the train 2 or 3 times if i missed it

    • @Tential1
      @Tential1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@michaelfryers1914 wow... Ya, I'm surprised you wouldn't try it. The worst case scenario was you would still hit the train and have to wait anyway

  • @DavidWonn
    @DavidWonn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    To fill in some missing pieces of history, Andy Launspach is believed to be the first to discover the ability to drive between the boxcars of the train back in the 1990s. I’m not aware of a more specific date of when it happened.
    Also, one of my two fluke discoveries in the summer of 1997 was glitching through the fence in Kalimari Desert. I mentioned this in my farewell e-mail to the Kart 64 community later that year as my Internet access was expiring. Unfortunately I spent too long on the track experimenting for it to amount to any record, as it was common for me to spend literal hours on a track hunting for glitches. It would elude me for decades on how to recreate it (along with a fluke full-lap skip in Wario Stadium), which is in part why my scores ultimately suffered, knowing deep down that these two tracks surely had unfinished business.
    Thankfully others have since recreated my two mysterious flukes decades later. In a way, it felt like vindication, as I was beginning to question my memory on how these flukes happened, and have since become visually disabled to have any hope of recreating the flukes myself. The torch is passed on.

    • @ItConfuses
      @ItConfuses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hey David, sorry to hear about your visual impairments. You were a big inspiration for me to start glitch hunting many, many years ago. I still visit the old website from time to time! Hope you're having a great life. Peace.

    • @noisepollution4473
      @noisepollution4473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      legend

    • @AkumaAPN
      @AkumaAPN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think it's accurate to say that one person "discovered" driving between train cars. It seemed to be common knowledge shortly after the game came out. I knew about it since whenever I was playing it in '97. As he said in the video, it was just one of those things where you'd rather design your preferred route to avoid the trains, so you didn't have to rely upon a really tough trick in the middle of a speedrun, that may or may not even be worth the risk if there's a smarter route that avoids the train & is faster.

    • @ocoolwow
      @ocoolwow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn man sorry to hear you have visual issues.

    • @hibye-die
      @hibye-die 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AkumaAPN sure that's fair but until someone actually mentions it or documents it no one gets credit then once those things happen they are the people who discovered it it's not fair to the others who discovered it but that's life and no one really knows who's actually the first

  • @jakehr3
    @jakehr3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    That clip of mrpitt instant regretting a muscle memory'd reset is so sad.
    It's I think what every speedrunner has nightmares about, you think you messed up on some specific trick, and you go to reset out of habit, only to discover to your horror that you actually landed it perfectly and you going to reset it just invalidated everything

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s really the worst feeling, I had something like it a while ago, I had the best run I’d ever had and accidentally reloaded a quick save or paused, invalidating the run. It wasn’t quite as one in a billion as the fence clip, but it was still one of the best I’ve ever done.

  • @AvsJoe
    @AvsJoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I love watching MK64 world record history vids because I know at some point a VAJ clip is gonna play. The pure joy of his celebrations is so infectious, you can't help but love him for it!

    • @PyroclasticMind
      @PyroclasticMind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and i was like "wOOOooooaOOOO"

    • @BaremetalFlesh
      @BaremetalFlesh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Vaj is like an old friend, I'm always happy to see his goofy face in a video : )

  • @Guylan
    @Guylan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Established Titles, who has always been a questionable sponsor to begin with, was confirmed to be a scam this past week. No one should fault Abyssoft or any other content creator for doing an ad for them, as I'm sure they weren't unaware of that fact, but nobody should give Established Titles their money. Stay safe everyone!

    • @frostedfrinkal
      @frostedfrinkal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's been a scam for a little over TWO YEARS. Seriously, people are dumb. Shame on everyone who took this sponsor. No research was made. And I'm not talking about the recent stuff about it that came out, I'm talking about older ones calling this out for being a scam!

    • @enderger5308
      @enderger5308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, once you’re in an agreement pulling out can be difficult or impossible legally.

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If y'all wanna drop money on a title for shits and giggles, Sealand was always the better option

    • @Faroesx
      @Faroesx ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@1stCallipostle or, you can just call yourself whatever you want as names are all made up anyway LMAO

    • @ferociousfeind8538
      @ferociousfeind8538 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It can be difficult to say no to, like, $10,000 in exchange for promoting this silly little Scotland thing that also plants trees. It sounds super harmless and is also pretty lucrative. It's a shame it's not real :(

  • @thinktanium9789
    @thinktanium9789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    i like how it went from “is desert tanko even possible?” to “you gata hit three in a row”

    • @DarkFrozenDepths
      @DarkFrozenDepths 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gotta go the triple tanko

  • @Nico2718_
    @Nico2718_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Abney's reactions are golden, I think 10 fingers are enough to count how many times he strongly reacted to a WR. He's so used to it that he's always like "wr, yeah...", "oh, wr", "wr, nice" 🤣

    • @GreenEnvy.
      @GreenEnvy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah man, 5 fingers at best.

    • @rengaming1052
      @rengaming1052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's actually refreshing. The whole react fake bs is crap. If you struggle for a wr for months or years, fair enough. Get it on the 3rd day and celebrate like you won the football world cup... relax dude

  • @triplebog
    @triplebog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    Reminder that Established Titles is a pretty massive scam that doesnt gives you land, a title, or plant trees in your name.

    • @Mike_Dubayou
      @Mike_Dubayou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It’s self advertised as a novelty gift…..

    • @Endeva09
      @Endeva09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@Mike_Dubayou it's falsely advertised you mean, there is absolutely no way that their advertisement is legal as it's misleading and the product is false.

    • @Mike_Dubayou
      @Mike_Dubayou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Endeva09 I looked into it a few months ago, and their website doesn’t say that you actually get land, rather you get assigned a plot in your name. As far as not planting trees go, I don’t know. From what I remember they just partner with organizations that do plant trees. I didn’t investigate those organizations so unless they are fraudulent, that claim seems reasonable as well.

    • @BarkofthePhoenix
      @BarkofthePhoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Faroesxit’s not about the title, the scam part is that they don’t actually plant trees…

    • @holiday991
      @holiday991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@BarkofthePhoenix and you have to actually live on the land to get a title

  • @Kivarenvi
    @Kivarenvi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Babe wake up Abyssoft uploaded

    • @AvsJoe
      @AvsJoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Why was Babe asleep? The sun's out. Does Babe work midnights?

    • @Abyssoft
      @Abyssoft  2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      She was tired from watching my content all night.

    • @shawnruby7011
      @shawnruby7011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Abyssoft shut up abyssoft this is about Babe

    • @awiseman93
      @awiseman93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Abyssoft what a flex

    • @lpants0
      @lpants0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She was tired after sleeping with abyssoft all night

  • @beegbeegyochi2968
    @beegbeegyochi2968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    *Slaps roof of Kalimari Desert*
    This bad boy can fit so much speedrunning in it.

  • @RobertMcKinnonMainChannel
    @RobertMcKinnonMainChannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    lets go!!! that train is so pesky indeed... such a rich history on this track, mrpitt and dossey are forever in our hearts

  • @mrpittjr9436
    @mrpittjr9436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Love this vid, nice to show more than most people do about how I thought desertenko was possible, and its even funnier that the copy paste i created after you named it desertenko is even the best part. I will never forget the failed kd fence clip but thats what it takes to show that hope and dreams can be reality.

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Did Established Titles find a chest full of diamonds when they were planting their trees or something? Because every damn video I watch has an ad from them and I'm so done

    • @bonkers5451
      @bonkers5451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope, just scamming people into giving them money for literally nothing, not even trees.

    • @ferociousfeind8538
      @ferociousfeind8538 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They must have a lot of money to sink into advertising, because they positively bombed youtube creators with sponsor opportunities

  • @jonnyturtleneck7153
    @jonnyturtleneck7153 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m glad there’s a 36 minute video about Kalimari Desert records.

  • @axelbenedict3301
    @axelbenedict3301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Fun Fact: Established Titles is a scam. its literally illegal in Scotland, as the land does not comply with Scotland land owner laws. you will not legally be a Lord or Lady

    • @Faroesx
      @Faroesx ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can call yourself whatever you want as names are arbitrary and not real. For legal procedures, however… might not wanna claim you’re a lord!

    • @axelbenedict3301
      @axelbenedict3301 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Brian Clark as i said, "legally"

    • @CapDanAddams
      @CapDanAddams 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah but I don't have the heart to tell my mom that. She's so happy about it.

    • @girththeogre
      @girththeogre 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CapDanAddams
      I can't blame you either.

  • @danielisaacson
    @danielisaacson ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait, I swear when i was younger prolly like 6 years ago, I remember doing a skip with my brother, where you use a star and run directly into the train out of bounds, and some reason it flips you out of bounds and puts you in a weird spot where you can complete the lap way faster. My brother was very good, he got the unofficial 3 lap record on Wario stadium and i clearly remember this skip.

  • @SmallCityGuitar
    @SmallCityGuitar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is absolutely wild... I randomly thought about the accidental fence clip reset YESTERDAY and just saw this video today. Great video as always!

  • @manamaster6
    @manamaster6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That moment after the player managed to clip that fence and immediately reset the game has happened to me when doing repetitive tasks like in Breath of the Wild when getting rupees from the lottery guy.

  • @jakehr3
    @jakehr3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    It's still wild to me that over 25 yeas after its release, and a massive dedicated community to TT, you'd think that any improvements to be made would be very minor, a few hundredths to a few tenths of a second. But we still have records being shaved by tens of seconds years later, with it being unclear what the actual low barrier is for many tracks.
    Fucking amazing.

  • @bryanmulcare9083
    @bryanmulcare9083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Out of all maps, you choose my favorite map, thank you Abyssoft

    • @TrialzGTAS
      @TrialzGTAS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? Fun map and AWESOME soundtrack

  • @Endeva09
    @Endeva09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You really shouldn't accept sponsorship from established titles - they are scammers.

  • @MannifyYT2024
    @MannifyYT2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I took 40 minutes out of my day to watch this
    It was totally worth it

    • @MannifyYT2024
      @MannifyYT2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Been 40 minutes since i made this comment

  • @andrewvalenski921
    @andrewvalenski921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The video feels weird without mentioning Dan’s hoarding of world records. Dan ain’t the people’s champ

  • @Zelosis_
    @Zelosis_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Amazing video dude, I really like the variety of videos you post too. I hope you can grow to be as big as Summoning Salt one day because your content is amazing!

    • @bw9499
      @bw9499 ปีที่แล้ว

      Summoning Salt sucks ass

  • @fayescarlet
    @fayescarlet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was an exciting watch! The world of speedrunning is amazing, the amount of work that goes into each attempt, stunning. Simply stunning.

    • @bw9499
      @bw9499 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it isn’t

  • @WhiteBladeZero
    @WhiteBladeZero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Current champ, Dan Burbank" seriously leaves a sour taste in my mouth

  • @ponyforhire
    @ponyforhire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Be careful with the sponsor, it is actually a Japanese company and there's a lot of shady things behind it.
    There are TH-cam videos exposing this. Do your research my dudes

    • @inthefade
      @inthefade ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chinese company afaik.
      They are also responsible for Kamikoto knives, which apparently are trash quality.

  • @Mister_Clean
    @Mister_Clean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Matthias will truly go down in MK64 history. Man was absolutely determined to smash records and chew bubblegum.

    • @Summeryear2008
      @Summeryear2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually have the record for this. I did it in 37 seconds.

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s an incredible gamer for sure, but no one should hold *every* record. That’s just unfair, and destroys the fun, even if they are genuinely the best player. It’s like when you play Mario Kart with your friends but you speedrun the game and they just play it at parties, so you always come first, they can’t have any success and you never get any competition. After a few rounds, no one wants to play any more, and you all stop.

  • @camwyn256
    @camwyn256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love it when RTA players manage to do TAS only strats

    • @ferociousfeind8538
      @ferociousfeind8538 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Uh, yeah, this is comfortably TAS-only"
      _6 months later_
      "To get a competitive time, you need to perform it three times consecutively"

  • @edgarinplagues
    @edgarinplagues ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The song at the start is an absolute banger

  • @CheyEG
    @CheyEG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would advise you to cut ties with this videos sponsorship, as they’ve been proven to be a scam. Nowhere in the Irish jurisdiction does it say that if you own a piece of land you can bare the title lord/lady or laird. Nor do they plant trees, they say they donate to a tree planting business, but show no proof of doing so.
    Look it up on TH-cam, the owner is a finish guy who time and time again have been creating scam businesses

  • @PatSpeedruns
    @PatSpeedruns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    God this track is pretty annoying what with the small road and the train! I'm pretty impressed with what the speedrun community has done with this game! Loved the video Abyssoft

  • @moneymikz
    @moneymikz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ohhhh guess you haven’t heard Est Titles is a scam. You can’t do anything officially through them

  • @sethy804
    @sethy804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just watched a video on how established titles is a scam and then the algorithm gives me a video with it as a sponsor 🤔

  • @brrouleau
    @brrouleau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How much did Established Titles pay you?

  • @Gr1mley
    @Gr1mley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "All the experimenting with shrooms on this track was done without that knowledge." I'm glad it worked out in the end!

  • @adammurkin7496
    @adammurkin7496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lol, Established Titles has had its ass handed to it this week.

  • @paulcleary8088
    @paulcleary8088 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This track always frustrated me as I got in between the cars by fluke, once, then spent forever trying to recreate it. I'm glad I stopped my speed running quest back in 99. It stressed me out.

  • @justfor8550
    @justfor8550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Experimenting with shrooms."

  • @TeeCoTreees
    @TeeCoTreees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    hey check that sponsor, I read they're shady

  • @vinni522
    @vinni522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    @Abyssoft Please don’t take sponsorship from scammers. ET is a scam, please research it a bit and distant yourself from it. Other channels have come under fired for the same thing.

  • @yommmrr
    @yommmrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favourite speedrun doco channel

  • @sledgen.
    @sledgen. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ok this video is just awesome. I love videos like this anyway but the way you used storytelling in it was so well done

  • @girththeogre
    @girththeogre 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I might not be a speed runner; but some of the things they do can be worked into normal gameplay amongst friends. I love it! Something for everyone!!!😆

  • @michaelheins9808
    @michaelheins9808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @24:27 “So all the experimenting with shrooms on this track...” woah, can I join?

  • @user-on9rs3yx3s
    @user-on9rs3yx3s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love it when you make speedrunning videos on your channel

  • @LethalBubbles
    @LethalBubbles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Established Titles seems so sus. it seems so weirdly privatized for a reforestation effort. it feels like the real owners of the land get around some kind of regulation maybe? Oh it's just the novelty of being a lord? It feels so fishy!!!!

  • @Noxedwin
    @Noxedwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I never bought into the things where you buy a parcel of land or a distant star with your name on it.
    They're just real-world NFTs. But I'm glad they're sponsoring. At least they don't cripple the environment.

    • @Cr3zant
      @Cr3zant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're just a symbolic thing to justify supporting tree planting bro.

    • @Noxedwin
      @Noxedwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A'ight, that's cool. Not at all what I had in mind.
      We got these dumb schemes in the UK. Except it's for, like, a square-foot of swamp in some asscrack of Scotland, and people buy into it because they get a slip of official-looking paper that calls them 'Lord' or 'Lady'. Bragging rights only, no trees.

    • @MoneyManHolmes
      @MoneyManHolmes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can call me Lord, bro.

    • @JoshuaCamacho09
      @JoshuaCamacho09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was recently exposed to be a scam. Look it up.

    • @Noxedwin
      @Noxedwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn, I _never_ miss.

  • @StuntedSlime
    @StuntedSlime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still don't know why they named a desert after seafood.

  • @IAmTheEg7
    @IAmTheEg7 ปีที่แล้ว

    35:40 the king returns! That line will never get old!

  • @dossey5174
    @dossey5174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Awesome video again abysoft!
    Should do one for every track 😅

  • @itsMKiAM
    @itsMKiAM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Please drop Established Titles as your sponsor, Abyssoft.
    It does not give you the title of Lord or Lady; Scottish Law prohibits the assigning of said title regardless of your name “being placed” on any portion of land.

  • @BlaiseArath
    @BlaiseArath 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how quickly things in speedrun communities go from "This is humanly impossible don't even bother" to "I did it 3 times in a single run perfectly and broke the old record by 3 minutes"

  • @wareforcoin5780
    @wareforcoin5780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    FYI, Established Titles is actually a scam. A lot of TH-camrs are falling victim to them.

    • @Faroesx
      @Faroesx ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I fail to see how it’s a scam. I read their website and understood what it was before any of this “scam” drama, and decided I wouldn’t buy. It’s not a scam for their customers not to read 🥴

    • @inthefade
      @inthefade ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Faroesx they pay TH-camrs to say things that are false advertising.

    • @kince7629
      @kince7629 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Faroesx giving youtubers a script that promotes false advertising is well, a scam in the truest sense

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 ปีที่แล้ว

      when you fall victim to getting money :((

    • @macaroni745
      @macaroni745 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@Faroes4 in the ads it says that you can "legally become a lord" you can't. And you have to pay like 130 dollars for the paper and frame.

  • @sharp__pencil3944
    @sharp__pencil3944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    ESTABLISHED TITLES is a scam, You won’t be receiving real plots in Scotland, You will only receive a item that was made in Scotland.

  • @gentledragons6170
    @gentledragons6170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I genuinely love watching these videos so much.

  • @steventouchton2508
    @steventouchton2508 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just subscribed. This was the first video I've seen of yours. Loved it.

  • @DoctorSwellman
    @DoctorSwellman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Really enjoyed the vid, Abyss!

  • @sosuss
    @sosuss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait didn’t we all know about the short cuts since the 90s tho, warrior stadium (the lumps), princes track after the ramp, Mario track inside the overpass, I think they alll have glitches but this was fun to watch loved it

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most tracks, yes. But not this one, no one managed to break Kalimari Desert like this until recently.

  • @IngwiePhoenix_nb
    @IngwiePhoenix_nb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    VAJ is such a mood oh my god xD I need to watch stream archives of the dude, he's got some serious energy xD

  • @maccamachine
    @maccamachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thumbnails been looking good

    • @Abyssoft
      @Abyssoft  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, I've been really happy working with JV on them

  • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
    @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Established Titles is a scam. You should avoid working with them in the future.

  • @TheBlade-
    @TheBlade- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a really well made video, can always count on you for great content

  • @danielkrucekjr.4439
    @danielkrucekjr.4439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s time to go to bed because Mario kart speed runs don’t pop up in my feed unless I need to go to bed

  • @CoachMcCraryKTX
    @CoachMcCraryKTX ปีที่แล้ว

    Never thought I’d be so invested in Mario Kart track times. TH-cam strikes again

    • @Abyssoft
      @Abyssoft  ปีที่แล้ว

      I've got another one planned, should be out in the next few months

  • @jasonn3913
    @jasonn3913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So have to give credit where it’s do summoning salt got me into these kind of videos but abysoft keeps me coming back watching them thank you for the hard work you put into these videos keep up the amazing work my friend

  • @olsenduran1019
    @olsenduran1019 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It was worth the time watching this awesome video. Thank you sir.

  • @Electru522
    @Electru522 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glitch/course hunters: "This probably won't be useful."
    Every speed runner: "And I took that personally."

  • @MellowNova
    @MellowNova 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got a chuckle from the thumbnail

  • @RastadasPT
    @RastadasPT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video, and milk those "Established Titles" for all the money you can, but everyone else be aware that is a scam.

  • @FerousFolly
    @FerousFolly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    well now we're gonna need a part 3 from summoning salt aren't we? prolly sometime in late 2023 if there are more discoveries soon is my guess

  • @macegamesdx3162
    @macegamesdx3162 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Established titles has recanted on many things that they have been saying and they've been allowing content creators and influencers to say whatever they want about the product and not correcting it until recently when people were making a stink about it. Their commercials used to say you can put lord or lady on your id with it. And that you can own land. You dont own the land or any rights to it and you can NOT use it to put lord or lady on your official documents

  • @kateflannary9597
    @kateflannary9597 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is actually my favorite Mario kart track because of the railroad crossings

  • @jaimerodriguez1550
    @jaimerodriguez1550 ปีที่แล้ว

    26:32 I could not stop cracking up laughing. I felt the pain on that oh no 😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @THICCTHICCTHICC
    @THICCTHICCTHICC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome job mate

  • @ichemnutcracker
    @ichemnutcracker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Established Titles is a scam. There are already many TH-cam videos exposing them. Please stop advertising for them.

  • @magmatavius
    @magmatavius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very nice video essay

  • @kailenpiardi2721
    @kailenpiardi2721 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brutal established titles but okay I'll continue

  • @mostlyghostey
    @mostlyghostey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video! Super well researched and well put together. For your next video is it possible for you to lower the volume of the world record achievers excitement? It gets a little loud in my headphones.

  • @five12man
    @five12man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want to thank you for another great video, and I want to thank Hershey for playing the *old* Christmas jingle on your video. Fuck that jazzy shit, I want Christmas chimes!

  • @andy02q
    @andy02q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder if you could send a message to 1996 Super Mario Kart community telling them that current WR is 0:46.46 how long it would take them to figure out how.

  • @blvk3
    @blvk3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    wtf? a racing game's record is made by driving yourself into a wall!!!

  • @StepBaum
    @StepBaum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Such a high quality video!

  • @cooljams_jams
    @cooljams_jams 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo, I’ve waited for like a year to watch this since the news of the KD tenko flap. Catharsis. Thank you for making.

  • @barriehannon6857
    @barriehannon6857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Abney is an absolute legend

  • @Cloudyyyy88
    @Cloudyyyy88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Established titles is a scam. Not creators fault

  • @doublepinger
    @doublepinger 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That poor guy who got it and then haha fingers go brrrr :DDDDD

  • @HarryLangers
    @HarryLangers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine adding 'Lord' to your dating profile, that would be tragic.

    • @vinter5256
      @vinter5256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lord of never getting laid if any one did.

  • @BlackbeardGaming-
    @BlackbeardGaming- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hate the youtube notification system, alway get notification when scam accounts try to get my info but it won't show up the uploads from the channels I've got the bell and stuff smh.

    • @Abyssoft
      @Abyssoft  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just curious, you're saying you have the bell turned on but didn't receive a notification for this video?

  • @turkeywheat
    @turkeywheat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4th vid in a row sponsored by established titles. they booted raid shadow legends out of youtube or what

  • @jrcarchive1932
    @jrcarchive1932 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It has me curious as to if people can do this on the Mario Kart 7 version.

  • @Mornings
    @Mornings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man the guy resetting after getting the fence clip is both hilarious and sad but at least not as much as the guy who missed holding every record by a single frame lol

  • @cocomunga
    @cocomunga 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mario Kart 64 is so interesting with all of its environmental hops

  • @Summeryear2008
    @Summeryear2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My train always appears on the second lap, not the third lap.

    • @Abyssoft
      @Abyssoft  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta go fast

    • @Summeryear2008
      @Summeryear2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Abyssoft I always get below 39 seconds on Kalimari Desert.

  • @mjc0961
    @mjc0961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "boost when the smoke turns red"
    Me, utterly confused, because the smoke stays white the entire time

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Neat analysis video! Thanks for uploading!

  • @alexpenev
    @alexpenev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the bestest tracks.

  • @BananaReidy
    @BananaReidy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For a minute I thought the video title said How speedrunners destroyed Kalimari Train.

  • @brandonvasser5902
    @brandonvasser5902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ESTABLISHED TITLES IS A SCAM. I know they are probably the only sponsors but its been breaking news for a couple months that everything you are told about it is a lie to a probable lie.

  • @17blaziken
    @17blaziken 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Basically, the 3 lap shortcut is just 10 second longer than a single lap no skip one.
    Lol