How To Beat The AGING BEACH In "OLD"

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  • @HowToBeatYT
    @HowToBeatYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4804

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  • @zhadow4049
    @zhadow4049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23062

    This man has no hesitation he straight up said " use your parents as rafts" I'm dead

    • @NetralFN
      @NetralFN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      What the hell that thing is really psycho

    • @Ozymandias2x
      @Ozymandias2x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      So are your parents, apparently. :V

    • @S7-Envy
      @S7-Envy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well everyone dies it will just happen a hell of a lot faster if you don't GTFO that beach ASAP.

    • @tomfoolery7797
      @tomfoolery7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He's dead, quick use him as a raft!

    • @noodlemaster4997
      @noodlemaster4997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@tomfoolery7797 When John farted, they got launched in the air while smelling taco bell

  • @MarMar_114
    @MarMar_114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14199

    I love how when someone dies, he just goes “now this is the perfect opportunity to use them”

    • @chickencraft1085
      @chickencraft1085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Well, that’s what they say: “When you find a dead body on a beach , with your kids getting older by years in seconds, what do you do? Take the advice from Cinema Summary! “Now this is the perfect opportunity to use them.” *cough* Wow that’s dark. *cough*”

    • @AloofMorkie78
      @AloofMorkie78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Nick Fury the White Your not wrong

    • @justapassingbycommenterrem5642
      @justapassingbycommenterrem5642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      This channel is like "if a sosiopath had a film review hobby"

    • @chickencraft1085
      @chickencraft1085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@justapassingbycommenterrem5642 lol

    • @_charlie1722
      @_charlie1722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Nick Fury the White imagine they just rise up from the dead and say "I OBJECT YOU CANT USE MY BODY""

  • @zachkyukca1291
    @zachkyukca1291 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +772

    I can’t believe I spent a year of my life watching this video

    • @PartyDeniz1000
      @PartyDeniz1000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Nice one man xDDD

    • @MayBlake_Channel
      @MayBlake_Channel 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      I watched it on double speed so I only lost 6 months. Use you're time better!

    • @lederppz6202
      @lederppz6202 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      *your

    • @Alexus_Pro123
      @Alexus_Pro123 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I spent 1 hour to say

    • @Alexus_Pro123
      @Alexus_Pro123 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@lederppz6202🤓👆

  • @MycoCane
    @MycoCane 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +331

    In addition to all those warning signs at the beginning, they should be suspicious of the fact that their driver is M Night Shyamalan. Never let him drive you to a deserted location

    • @ThePenguinMan
      @ThePenguinMan หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      OH MY GOD WHAT SUCH A PLOT TWIST

  • @oldman5398
    @oldman5398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15604

    As a survivor of Age this is truly accurate.

    • @kinyacat5919
      @kinyacat5919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      Lol this should get more likes

    • @ahorserunning
      @ahorserunning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      unfortunately that is actually the one thing no human has survived.

    • @bubbleboi1122
      @bubbleboi1122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lol

    • @Mar1aHass4n
      @Mar1aHass4n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I have survived age as well!!!

    • @dakshithkumar2155
      @dakshithkumar2155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      For now

  • @arcticwolf2424
    @arcticwolf2424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5692

    The old woman was actually the luckiest. As she already lived her house and was able to die with her family on a lovely beach. She missed nothing

    • @nobody-rl3nc
      @nobody-rl3nc ปีที่แล้ว +303

      @CJ you can either kill a teeanager with a promising life or a old woman of 100 years that is close to death

    • @Ndreau
      @Ndreau ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@user-tr2fs1lt2k not exactly. The older you are, the less life you have to live. That doesn't mean that their life has no value, but most of it has already been used.

    • @electricpepperoni4789
      @electricpepperoni4789 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @CJ No its because she was so old she instantly died. Its not even talking about what their life means is that they didnt miss any of it.

    • @Larserr
      @Larserr ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@user-tr2fs1lt2k the point went all over your head

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She already lived her house? Umm what?

  • @LawsofPaul
    @LawsofPaul 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +776

    God this movie was so unintentionally hysterical. Literally nothing makes sense while all the characters make the dumbest decisions over and over.

    • @KingCrimsonRequiem336
      @KingCrimsonRequiem336 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      Every bad horror movie ever basically

    • @tribalismblindsthembutnoty124
      @tribalismblindsthembutnoty124 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@KingCrimsonRequiem336 I am nominating you for the 'Most Perfect Comment of the Year' award

    • @KingCrimsonRequiem336
      @KingCrimsonRequiem336 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@tribalismblindsthembutnoty124 Thank you, fine sir!

    • @walltileceil
      @walltileceil 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I didn’t view the movie. From this TH-cam vid alone, I could see the movie has a bunch of disappointing nonsense.

    • @Groundlord
      @Groundlord 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I knew the movie was going to be hot garbage where nothing makes sense before it even came out.
      Shyamalan's name is all I need to hear.

  • @festivebear9946
    @festivebear9946 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    Genuinely feels like one of those "sit and die" situations. You'd have to be quite calm and do a lot of observation to figure out what's happening and how it all works. It feels like a lot of things are left to chance which makes this scenario even harder to figure out. Like remembering the note, thinking to crawl through the boundary, being able to reach the trees, etc. The kids really were the only ones that could've made it out without any preparation. They had enough lifespan to see everyone else try and fail at their attempts, collect information, and make use of the note. And that's really the key. The entire escape depends on that note, had they found it earlier, less would've died. Later, and they all would've.

  • @just0_
    @just0_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7647

    the fact that the kid could've just read the note and figured out what it meant as soon as they got there and have saved a bunch of lives is actually really sad

    • @markmolino679
      @markmolino679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      True ,but then the movie would of end fast.

    • @thatonehumanirken2006
      @thatonehumanirken2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah it is

    • @shanec4494
      @shanec4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +624

      They probably would've told the kid he had a wild imagination and not believed a word he said...

    • @just0_
      @just0_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      @@shanec4494 i mean yeah, but at some point they would believe him, and even if they didn't he would have left earlier with his sister

    • @KAIsibs
      @KAIsibs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      But we all know MNS and his weird ass storytelling

  • @justadisingenuousdensemf8384
    @justadisingenuousdensemf8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4759

    "Luckily, this grandma died just moments ago" Just about anything this guy says taken out of context could put him in jail

  • @wanderfilho5443
    @wanderfilho5443 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +208

    That ad-drop was so smooth i tought you were gonna go on a scientific research to explain how coffee makes you realize bad situations

    • @kimothydoyle979
      @kimothydoyle979 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Forreal, at first I was like, wait, what does this have to do with the movie? Then I realized it was an ad. Bravo 👏 lol

  • @EvilTaco
    @EvilTaco 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    27:35 There's no way the beach speeds up time. You should see a bunch of visual distortions, for example all the trees in the distance would move at incredible speeds, since every minute that passes on the beach, 122724 minutes would pass outside of it (assuming 7 years every 30 mins). It also wouldn't make sense if time itself was affected since we as humans pass through time at a constant speed, we experience time roughly at the same rate no matter where we are. The weirdness happens when we compare our time with time that moves completely different. Moreover, for anyone looking onto the beach it would look like the people there are standing completely still, not moving at all (since any action that lasts 1 minute on the beach would happen over the span of 122724 minutes when looking on the outside).
    Interstellar is a good representation of how time distortion works, in this case it would have to only affect the aging of organic materials

    • @philkab6914
      @philkab6914 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      No, everything you see on the outside should basically not move at all, because outside the time moves way slower

    • @hopemiller6872
      @hopemiller6872 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's 1 year every 30 mins

    • @OsirisMawn
      @OsirisMawn หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      It doesn't speed up time it speeds up cells

    • @actionjackson1332
      @actionjackson1332 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Naw man you got it all wrong. I get where you were going with interstellar, but that is more like showing how time distortion actually works. Since they were not bound by the gravity of earth and therefore time was moving much faster, but they weren’t aging incredibly fast or anything like that while on earth is aging years in minutes at the same time.
      It would be more like this with the beach (if time, indeed was only moving faster and nothing else) anyone standing outside the range of the time speed up would see everyone on the beach zipping by at incredible rates because if so many minutes are going by in just seconds then if it took a minute for them to walk a certain distance on the beach, then it would look like they got from point A to point B in an instant! It would just look like an incredibly fast-forwarded movie! they never actually revealed how it looked from Shyamalan’s point of view up on the rocks, but possibly the video footage that he was recording could be incredibly fast and needs to be slow down many amounts just to actually see what is happening in the first place. I don’t believe time went faster though. Because our DNA is encoded to actually degrade with the passage of time and then rapidly degrade faster as more time elapses, making the aging process occur in our bodies. Radiation could do this or magnetism as they were saying in the video, it doesn’t necessarily mean time has to elapse faster to make it happen!

    • @rfresa
      @rfresa หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      No it's the opposite. The outside world would look frozen to them, and they would zip around in fast forward to the observer.
      The situation you described happens in the movie Time Tunnel.

  • @TechnologyBudda
    @TechnologyBudda 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6173

    The best part of the movie is a character actually proposes they move through the canyon slowly and then they all just ignore it.

    • @mayatabachnikoff7999
      @mayatabachnikoff7999 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

      noooo that’s terrible

    • @venmis137
      @venmis137 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Lmao accurate

    • @EviGL
      @EviGL 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +548

      If you've ever done a group project you know it's actually pretty realistic.

    • @Gloom_Shroom_Gaming
      @Gloom_Shroom_Gaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

      It sure is relatable though...
      I've had my ideas just straight up ignored sometimes, and then someone comes up with it later and everyone calls them a genius.

    • @bababklj3638
      @bababklj3638 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      istg i had the best ideas sometimes but NAWWWHHHHH just cus i was 8 at the time my ideas automatically are useless, i swear sometimes kids can actually think more out the box mode and more efficiently but since they are young nobody would even hear their ideas

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32720

    I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time

  • @gretadanis1108
    @gretadanis1108 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    Netflix recommended me this right after I was talking to my brother about how I want to speed through my life and I want time to go by faster. Yeah needless to say I wouldn't want my time to go by THAT fast.

    • @SMG2fanatic
      @SMG2fanatic หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Time will go by faster, and you’re not gonna like it. Optimism is good but don’t pine for the future. Be patient and enjoy the present moment ✌️

    • @gretadanis1108
      @gretadanis1108 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SMG2fanatic I wanna speed through the year cause that's more fun

    • @GhastlyDerp
      @GhastlyDerp 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What's waiting for you in the future? Achievements? Accolades? Well none of that actually matter the moment you get them. They generally don't make people happier. They often send people into a deep depression because now they feel even more lost. They got what they wanted, but they don't feel any different. Being famous doesn't feel like being famous, money doesn't matter as long as bills are paid. Why don't they feel happy, or even different? They feel broken. What now? They scream for they don't know. They could lose it all, they could die. None of this would matter anymore. Now they don't feel the same as before, but with the added dread.
      Turns out being busy with the future means they won't notice the present. They forgot that the journey is the goal after all.

  • @FueledByKass
    @FueledByKass 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +209

    As someone with brittle bone disease, I cannot verbalize how anxious Crystal’s death made me feel 😂😂. It had me hyperventilating 😂

    • @OnlyThingBiggerThanMyEgoIsMyC-
      @OnlyThingBiggerThanMyEgoIsMyC- 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what does that mean?

    • @hiddenguy67
      @hiddenguy67 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      bluds bones cracked

    • @swiftfadezz3023
      @swiftfadezz3023 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@hiddenguy67 that is not funny it's serious.

    • @ssouljahs
      @ssouljahs หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@OnlyThingBiggerThanMyEgoIsMyC- easily breakable bones. did you see how they were quickly breaking and healing? yeah lol they shouldnt break that easily becomes of some magnetic field rocks

    • @wadewillson9220
      @wadewillson9220 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@swiftfadezz3023no one is laughing blud

  • @Distortion3232
    @Distortion3232 ปีที่แล้ว +13675

    The fact that no one had to die if the kid just read the letter makes me feel an indescribable emotion.

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart ปีที่แล้ว +812

      But actually, how would the note have made sense at first without any knowledge?

    • @morrosium4820
      @morrosium4820 ปีที่แล้ว +588

      well the note mentioned coral so itd only make sense they check the water and investigate it

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart ปีที่แล้ว +373

      @@morrosium4820 the note only said that they didn't like the coral. So they wouldn't have investigated it at first. Maybe they would later, but then possibly there could have been a fight amongst the group like we saw in the movie.

    • @tacticallemon7518
      @tacticallemon7518 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      it makes me want to say hurtful words

    • @wufflemuffin9197
      @wufflemuffin9197 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

      @@kbanghart the point is that more people could have been saved instead of just these 2

  • @ferdinandobartoccioni4904
    @ferdinandobartoccioni4904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3161

    Basically, if you're trapped in a place almost inescapable, become Sherlock Holmes, learn the physics of magnetism, astrophysics and astronomy and find literally every loophole possible while you slowly wither away. Got it.

    • @Mega1sonic
      @Mega1sonic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      This is why I believe this channel when he says he wouldn't be anywhere near this clever in any of the movie scenarios. Since the only reason he comes up with these ideas is because he thoroughly researched everything having to do with the issue.

    • @Ali_2961
      @Ali_2961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Yea but when he says said characters makes stupid decision in life or death situation under extreme pressure when you can just do something you wouldnt think of in said situation it always just sounds dumb

    • @SquiDy-tq2ey
      @SquiDy-tq2ey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Hey he never said it was going to be easy he's just giving you ways to escape

    • @SquiDy-tq2ey
      @SquiDy-tq2ey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grade4lauan737 u sure boi

    • @bradleygalo4775
      @bradleygalo4775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The funny thing about this comment is that Sherlock doesn't know, and doesn't give a flying fuck about astrophysics and astronomy, because his line of work has nothing to do with those. Hell, he even says as much himself.

  • @CaliforniaGirls6403
    @CaliforniaGirls6403 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    "Always check the reviews before going to the hotel" HOW Is that going to help when dead people can't review hotels??

    • @Rubiecat
      @Rubiecat 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      family members giving the hotel zero stars : "my father died there would not recommend !!"

    • @shrek8339
      @shrek8339 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      me when i cant grasp a joke

  • @him1599
    @him1599 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    I'm pretty late to this video, but when Trent saw the body when he was swimming in that cave, wouldn't the body have decomposed already since it was most likely there before the families got there? And we even see the body again later in the movie, even though the mom of the doctor had decomposed in a couple of hours. So couldn't that mean that the cave Trent was in prevents the aging?

  • @King_Shibo
    @King_Shibo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5607

    Long story, short. The kid killed everyone by ignoring a secret note

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +608

      "Eh, this note doesn't seem important." "I'll keep it for later because there are others in the van even though they wouldn't give a fuck what it says."
      "We're all dying."
      "Hey, now it's you and me sister. Hey, what about that note I was handed?"

    • @olioil2563
      @olioil2563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      damn.. your right

    • @liv1998x
      @liv1998x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      This frustrated me so much 😂😂

    • @nigerianprince7167
      @nigerianprince7167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seen✅

    • @jomama2777
      @jomama2777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I would like but it would be the 666th like

  • @chocolatbownie35
    @chocolatbownie35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3819

    how to actually survive this movie:
    "Let's go on vacation to a beach"
    "We're broke"
    The End.

    • @gassedupkahz
      @gassedupkahz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Extreme cheapskates watching this shit in tears rn I shit u not

    • @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661
      @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well done, simple solution a very stupid problem.

    • @isidoratrajkovska8973
      @isidoratrajkovska8973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Movie name ?

    • @MsRizz100
      @MsRizz100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gassedupkahz SAME PFFT

    • @nahmeag8960
      @nahmeag8960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@isidoratrajkovska8973 Old. It says it in the title.

  • @thomasp.1533
    @thomasp.1533 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    You know that bitcoin comment got me thinking, you could probably age alcohol and cheese and whatever on that beach and make a pretty dang good profit. You'd just want to do it all via remote controlled drones bringing things in and out.
    Unless the 'magnetism' would make the drones go offline.
    With enough resources you could also probably build some seawalls to hold back the water, and drop enough soil in there that you could start a proper farm. Once again, using drones or whatever, you could grow pineapples crazy fast, since normally they take like three years to bear fruit after you plant them.
    Though if we're already being unethical, you could also use the beach to try and figure out immortality through gene modification. Modify genes of plants then animals then humans and drop em on the beach and see how long they live through different modifications. Eventually you should be able to get that perfect combo of lobster/jellyfish immortality in a human subject.

    • @thatwastakenagain
      @thatwastakenagain 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      damn I'm just thinking elephant army or repopulate endangered or u just solved other pc problems too that takes way too long electricity would be the issue there i guess but then electromag issues could be converted at that place? like solar panels or renewables?

  • @echidnabathwater6627
    @echidnabathwater6627 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    That Anamika pull is crazy, considering the marketing would actually be pretty good when you get down to what it /actually/ means. Yes it does mean Nameless in the most base sense of the word, but it's actually moreso implicating that you are absolutely and totally free and without limitations, you aren't even limited by your own name. In the truest sense it means "Absolute freedom". And is used when people are born, their destiny is not yet written, for their name is not yet even been inscribed.

  • @Boudah67
    @Boudah67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4209

    As a french guy, my mind went for "Use the beach to age fine wines quickly" and I now see that I'm a living cliché

    • @degrotemarc9359
      @degrotemarc9359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      better than bitcoin mining for sure, a 1000 year old wine could be worth millions.

    • @bigbird4481
      @bigbird4481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Dude your a genius

    • @gavinbrown1159
      @gavinbrown1159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes yes you are

    • @chynnavindiola58
      @chynnavindiola58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Rick and Morty

    • @SKROGY
      @SKROGY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Holy frog you absolute genius

  • @glitchedsushi
    @glitchedsushi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5944

    “Luckily, this grandma just died moments ago, and this is great news” it’s beautiful out of context

    • @twohundred8794
      @twohundred8794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It really is

    • @mikumartikainen954
      @mikumartikainen954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Their live is in danger, thats great news. I love this channel

    • @whitelatte6618
      @whitelatte6618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Very true

    • @zquit4050
      @zquit4050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He's so cold I love him 😂

    • @zackjvmorphew69420
      @zackjvmorphew69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is time to eat this woman's body

  • @kid5miley167
    @kid5miley167 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I havent even seen this film and yet this is the best thing ive ever watched ... surfing your dead parents as a sure way to survive is pure comedy

  • @minoreducation2927
    @minoreducation2927 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Some of the suggestions to beat this evil beach are actually pretty smart. You have my upvote!

  • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
    @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26590

    Sure is a miracle that all the kid's swimsuits grew with them.

    • @barbararoyal5155
      @barbararoyal5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1810

      Yea I am so glad it grew with them

    • @zeorph
      @zeorph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2147

      They switched changed their swimsuits several times, did you watch the movie?

    • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
      @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

      @@zeorph I was mainly making a joke.

    • @zeorph
      @zeorph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      @@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 oh ok my bad

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      And somehow their hairs don't grow too.

  • @ragnar4008
    @ragnar4008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2270

    "Surf our dead parents into the ocean" is something I never thought I'd hear

    • @ajqueen7345
      @ajqueen7345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A mom you go with me using you as a surfboard🤔

    • @pregnantleggies3696
      @pregnantleggies3696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My parents are both 6 feet, so I’ll be floating well

    • @Sunny72343
      @Sunny72343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0

    • @pregnantleggies3696
      @pregnantleggies3696 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TERRY KWAY I’m an American 🤷‍♀️ sadly. My grandpa is 6’7 and I’m currently 5’9 at 15 so

    • @andrewat7348
      @andrewat7348 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pregnantleggies3696 wat

  • @247.mp4
    @247.mp4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    im now going to start google translating all the hotels i'm staying at

  • @_digitalcoffee
    @_digitalcoffee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Been watching a few of these videos over the last couple weeks (cube.)
    Liked and subscribed for that smoothly ominous trade coffee segue.

  • @piffy876
    @piffy876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2705

    "this grandma died just a while ago, and thats GREAT news"

  • @hollieparsons267
    @hollieparsons267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4633

    The woman’s bones broke so easily in the cave because she had a calcium deficiency, so she technically went years without her medication. Thought that was quite clever (and horrifyingly brutal to watch)

    • @pbower4378
      @pbower4378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      !! Yup. Plus her vanity caused her to freak out way more than necessary

    • @jtg1972
      @jtg1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      That would also mean they went years without brushing their teeth or washing their ass. They should've had all kinds of infections and rashes.

    • @corimoon3360
      @corimoon3360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@pbower4378 Way more than necessary? Her bones broke lmao.

    • @jdocoding5100
      @jdocoding5100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jtg1972 fuck 🤣🤣😵

    • @ohreally6945
      @ohreally6945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@pbower4378 i doubt you'll remain calm when your bones break

  • @greynotgray6808
    @greynotgray6808 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This was hands down one of the best videos I've seen in a long time

  • @tenayauwu
    @tenayauwu 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    very useful tutorial I can't wait to try it

  • @smokeybacon6194
    @smokeybacon6194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5710

    "Their first mistake, is that they didn't realise that the hotel manager is wearing a suit, with a specific colour hex code. Anyone who wears that suit, has been scientifically proven to be evil."

  • @toastyeeter
    @toastyeeter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    "How to beat the aging beach in 'OLD'"
    HOW ABOUT DON'T GO TO THE BEACH THERE'S LITERALLY A SIGN SAYING NOT TO GO THERE

    • @regonklimov3253
      @regonklimov3253 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      L

    • @staticdaydreams1136
      @staticdaydreams1136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EEEEEEEE E

    • @gallohalt
      @gallohalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But the sign says dont go because its a protected area not that its a magic aging beach

    • @toastyeeter
      @toastyeeter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@gallohalt I assume they said that because if they said it was a magic aging beach people wouldn't believe them and go anyway, not many people would be going to a protected area

    • @somebodyfamiliar6476
      @somebodyfamiliar6476 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gallohalt Technically it still counts

  • @OhioRizzlerSigma1
    @OhioRizzlerSigma1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Im so happy I watched this after my vacation and not before

  • @rapandosam1323
    @rapandosam1323 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love the transition to the ad 😀

  • @Gamer1288
    @Gamer1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3941

    I feel the biggest flaw in this movie is that if Realistically, if something like this occurred then you would have died before you even realized what was happening from either Starvation or Dehydration.

    • @nehemiahmontague8921
      @nehemiahmontague8921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I just thought of this!

    • @goulitry
      @goulitry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +597

      It’s explained in the movie that it’s not time moving quickly it’s the rocks ageing cells quickly so they just get older

    • @mwoods4608
      @mwoods4608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I never see them eating

    • @tomatoit7033
      @tomatoit7033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@goulitry it still doesn't make sense and this movie doesn't any laws of reality

    • @jasonlarsen4945
      @jasonlarsen4945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@mwoods4608 The adults don't need to, because their mass isn't changing. That's the logic they use in the movie, which ignores how much energy is expended by cellular aging, respiration, other life functions.

  • @UglaWack
    @UglaWack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

    “Luckily, this grandma just died” -Cinema Summary

  • @Chanse1989
    @Chanse1989 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    28:11 "I would mine crypto"
    lmao no the hell you wouldn't. If the beach has an intense magnetic field, you are not doing a damn thing with a computer on that beach. cryptobros are a trip hahaha

  • @markdiaz3827
    @markdiaz3827 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    WOW! This was so cool! Dude! All the solutions you got are so smart! HATS OFF TO YOU!

  • @mr.satoru527
    @mr.satoru527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2085

    “Lets go on a vacation!”
    “No”
    *The end*

  • @RyasGoodBoy
    @RyasGoodBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2655

    This is the only time someone can say “let’s ride our parents corpses like surfboards” is actually logical instead of psychotic

    • @mulst2759
      @mulst2759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      When they do it its fine, but when I suggest it I get called a "psychopath" and "horrible human being". How is that fair.

    • @leahsugar8050
      @leahsugar8050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mulst2759 cuz why r u saying that in the first place

    • @chattycatty3336
      @chattycatty3336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They took inspiration from the Swiss army man I guess 🤷‍♀️

    • @RyasGoodBoy
      @RyasGoodBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@leahsugar8050 it’s for suwvivwawhl 🥺

    • @user-ir6mk6me7t
      @user-ir6mk6me7t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mulst2759 Ugh! I absolutely hate when that happens. The nerve of some people.

  • @Ricklaze
    @Ricklaze 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    One of the coolest TH-cam video i’ve evere seen.

  • @danilocardoso9526
    @danilocardoso9526 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I love comment sections like this, there are only people debating without toxicity just entertaining interactions. If only the whole internet were like this 😄
    obs: I specially appreciate the smart people with the physics explanations they are so informative

    • @godgetti
      @godgetti 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this comment section, and you, and anyone who likes physics and anyone who wants entertainment are ... toxic imo. Cheers!

  • @deviousdirtbag6814
    @deviousdirtbag6814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    the kids: "Our parents are dead! oh no!"
    cinema summary: _lets go surfing!_

    • @snailcheeseyt
      @snailcheeseyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SURFING TIME

    • @maccurtis730
      @maccurtis730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The kids are surfing with adult supervision.

    • @snailcheeseyt
      @snailcheeseyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maccurtis730 and adult bodies!

    • @Slothbr0
      @Slothbr0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus no clock to keep time

    • @spl4shy775
      @spl4shy775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi

  • @woofberry
    @woofberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    How to Beat Old:
    Step 1: Say no to the hotel manager because that's obviously sketchy.
    Step 2: Leave.

    • @IsaacHND
      @IsaacHND 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      How to Beat Old:
      Step 1: Be broke.

    • @dkhopkinsgaming1348
      @dkhopkinsgaming1348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@IsaacHND you crack the code my guy, because im a broke mf

    • @XclusiveChiq
      @XclusiveChiq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They would’ve knocked you out and put you on the beach anyway

    • @XclusiveChiq
      @XclusiveChiq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@IsaacHND the trip was free

    • @woofberry
      @woofberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@XclusiveChiq r/Wooosh much?

  • @user-si8hd6ix6g
    @user-si8hd6ix6g หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You went out for this
    So much thought put in for one year of life

  • @ugouchendu581
    @ugouchendu581 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how creative you always are with transitioning into the sponsorship lol

  • @bruhtdda6241
    @bruhtdda6241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3119

    Dead corpse: *exists
    Anyone: let's give it a proper burial
    Cinema Summ: *WE RIDE 'TIL DAWN BITCHES*

  • @kartoffelbrei8090
    @kartoffelbrei8090 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1232

    honestly this is a solid sit-down-and-just-die scenario

    • @adrianomartinez6231
      @adrianomartinez6231 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      if you arent a genius , then yes , this were just poor family looking for a nice beach

    • @rogers4760
      @rogers4760 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@adrianomartinez6231 nah this scenario just filters non-coral lovers out

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@rogers4760
      Without the note, there is nothing to indicate the coral tunnel would be a way out.
      And only presents a hazard trying to swim out.

    • @tillburr6799
      @tillburr6799 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@PerfectAlibi1 true but the coral is a point of interest, with it still being alive

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@tillburr6799
      Is it still alive? It looks pretty bleached, no colour insight.

  • @tonyjennings8199
    @tonyjennings8199 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LOL - always check the reviews before booking - you cracked me up 🤣

  • @jaym7607
    @jaym7607 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    that coffee insert was spot on, peek

  • @obblivionkr
    @obblivionkr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1451

    “It might be worth it to surf our dead parents to the shore”
    Well now that’s a sentence I’ve never heard uttered before.

    • @__Pandisal__
      @__Pandisal__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      R/brandnewsentence

    • @Caspercab
      @Caspercab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Imagine surfing a big ass wave with your dead parents

    • @vaporeonbluedrink2594
      @vaporeonbluedrink2594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Caspercab that sounds more fun than hitting a sick backflip during your grandpa's funeral

    • @martinbat1164
      @martinbat1164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like a fun funeral

    • @i_am_squishy6230
      @i_am_squishy6230 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It puts the fun in funeral

  • @SkinnyPoonis
    @SkinnyPoonis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    Easiest way to beat "OLD": read the note that kid gave you when he actually gives it to you

    • @karlwandji5901
      @karlwandji5901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Easier than easiest don't go on vacation.

    • @psychopompous489
      @psychopompous489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@karlwandji5901 Even easier don't go outside.

    • @Melisaoffxl12
      @Melisaoffxl12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Even easier : don't go out of your room

    • @dudelittle4022
      @dudelittle4022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Melisaoffxl12 even easier don’t leave the closet

    • @yabazyabacoffee
      @yabazyabacoffee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@dudelittle4022 even better, find ur way to Narnia in there

  • @PIPpalaceFX
    @PIPpalaceFX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You put a lot of the type of movies I like to my attention keep up the good work 👍

  • @Im_a_rock764
    @Im_a_rock764 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Won’t aging give you enough wisdom to learn to fly and then fly over the stone walls?

  • @chazerrrr
    @chazerrrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3681

    Jared(the nurse) actually suggested slowly leaving through the canyon a step at a time. Nobody ever tried or mentioned it again. Huge storyline mistake.

    • @oldironsides4107
      @oldironsides4107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      They went in there over and over. The entire cast. Some multiple timwa

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      That's what I kept thinking since he compared it to scuba why couldn't they just all hold hands and slowly walk out, if whoever is in front passes out they stop until they wake up and keep going

    • @0._.0
      @0._.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Is it ever explained in the movie what moves them back to the beach once they pass out? This would have made me think it's something supernatural.

    • @jordanmclachlan3056
      @jordanmclachlan3056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Because it would take 20years roughly

    • @VinylSkillz
      @VinylSkillz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or maybe they just ignored it.

  • @samplautz5586
    @samplautz5586 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2770

    I like how nobody thinks to have one of them go through the canyon so that everyone else can see how the heck they are ending up back on the beach

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

      They wander back out in a daze before falling unconscious.

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      ​@@PerfectAlibi1Then throw them back out through the barrier, see how thick it is.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@captainobvious8037
      Too thick to throw someone through.
      I'd wager about 20 meters or so, minimum.
      Not even the world's strongest man could throw a body that far.

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@PerfectAlibi1 I would be willing to find out haha

    • @RioRock7
      @RioRock7 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      So many plot holes

  • @bwabwbaba9269
    @bwabwbaba9269 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    lmao i forgot i already watched this ages ago, but now that im rewatching it today i just realized how funny he made this video XDDDDDD

    • @demonedizts
      @demonedizts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sameeee

  • @someoneelse8295
    @someoneelse8295 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i watch his sponsors because he builds so much tension to them im like "what?? what else did they miss" and he honestly deserves it

  • @chandranapier2259
    @chandranapier2259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    plot twist, the resort makes its money carefully using the beach to age wines and alcohols to sell at exorbitant prices. You can get 100 year old wines in no time.

    • @mynameisasecret5320
      @mynameisasecret5320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      But how do they get the wine back out

    • @felipesv8866
      @felipesv8866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@mynameisasecret5320, easy. Make a trail through the woods to the beach. Lower the bottles using whatever cuz synthetic material doesn't seem to be affected. After a few hours pull it back. PROFIT.

    • @mynameisasecret5320
      @mynameisasecret5320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@felipesv8866 to do so you have to walk through the cave, atleast 1 person would have to be sacrificed to get it back. Throwing the bottle on a string would break, and a simple cart wouldnt make the turns. Simple drones wouldnt survive a century

    • @sirmoriarty8230
      @sirmoriarty8230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@mynameisasecret5320 make a hazard suit out of the material that redirects magnetic fields like what’s used to bag the food.

    • @felipesv8866
      @felipesv8866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@mynameisasecret5320, the forest is unaffected by the beach magntism, if you go through the forest you avoid the canyon, from there you lower the goods and you should be fine. And we don't see manufactured objects getting affected like clothes, the baskets, knifes, so I'm assuming they don't get affected, only organic matter.

  • @ThatOneGuyWhoWearsGlasses
    @ThatOneGuyWhoWearsGlasses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2515

    When he said
    "A sign that this would be an absolute disaster... None of these people had a single cup of coffee." I was so confused and when the promotion started I just laughed my ass off.

  • @Voxy
    @Voxy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Always check the reviews before booking. Got it 👍

  • @paulwang6157
    @paulwang6157 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    bro this is so cool we be learning science at the same time

  • @feeltoofree
    @feeltoofree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3579

    Honeslty, the first time I saw this, I could only think of the opportunities this beach would present, specially in agriculture. Also, seeing that their dresses didn’t décompose or at least get very weak yet, it’s safe to assume this beach only ages living cells and doesn’t really speed up time. Now, think about drone controlled farming. That’s unlimited food for the whole world.

    • @cranjusmcbasketball4977
      @cranjusmcbasketball4977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Farming on sand?

    • @feeltoofree
      @feeltoofree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@cranjusmcbasketball4977 where do beach palm trees come from? Also, it wasn’t fully sand anyway and even if it was sand, depending on the type of sand you can grow some stuff like garlic or green onions

    • @cranjusmcbasketball4977
      @cranjusmcbasketball4977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@feeltoofree yeah only palm trees. Sand isn’t suitable for “agriculture “. Otherwise we wouldn’t have vast swathes of deserts in impoverished continents like Africa. They’d just farm on those sands if it were possible.

    • @Barnesofthenorth
      @Barnesofthenorth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It also has a decaying effect on flesh so they should all collapse into piles of goo, as decomposition occurs mainly due to insects and other things eating corpses, and bacteria, so as the bateria isn't working faster it means flesh is just decaying as a massively faster rate.

    • @blitzkriegpacitogaming2127
      @blitzkriegpacitogaming2127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mutations would like to know your location

  • @TheBlakeGG
    @TheBlakeGG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11060

    Cinema Summary really comes in clutch to save us from the most specific wacky scinerios

  • @brandonjones3345
    @brandonjones3345 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I love that the two survivors somehow actually convinced cops to show up.
    "Yeah, hi, I was 8 yesterday, but then this resort took us to a super secret special beach where time moves faster, and now I'm in my fifties. Our group was full of people with different health problems, so we think the resort is running unethical drug trials. ...hello?"

  • @yusamac2053
    @yusamac2053 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When a TH-camr's analysis of a movie is more entertaining than the actual movie

  • @yashraj2687
    @yashraj2687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    This man is the best example of tagline: "improvise, adapt, overcome"

    • @unostentatious7624
      @unostentatious7624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @paiman1288
      @paiman1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Discombobulate

    • @ikimiyu
      @ikimiyu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @bona2153
      @bona2153 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time

    • @lordrj4203
      @lordrj4203 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Bear Grylls stares in distance*

  • @walmartkermit607
    @walmartkermit607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1788

    "Thats a win win for everyone"
    Except for the guy who died

    • @carroto7663
      @carroto7663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmao

    • @skeptix520
      @skeptix520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he still wins because he is mentally challenged

    • @whenyourealize5846
      @whenyourealize5846 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh

    • @jayjo8607
      @jayjo8607 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh cinema summary literally said that when I was reading this comment

  • @hoodyk7342
    @hoodyk7342 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the gamer idea of using the time problem to grow coconuts and make a raft. 😂
    This concept actually could make a good escape game.

  • @3li.B
    @3li.B 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    *bro the subtitles do be wildin for this vid* 😂😂😂

  • @tangytanger1ne
    @tangytanger1ne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    “Anyone in their right mind would think they’ve gone batshit crazy”
    -Cinema Summary, 2021

    • @jankovelimirovic4844
      @jankovelimirovic4844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just read this comment as he said that…

    • @tangytanger1ne
      @tangytanger1ne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jankovelimirovic4844 😂 that happens all the time it’s creepy

    • @MCA1505
      @MCA1505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jankovelimirovic4844 me too

    • @RabbidKong
      @RabbidKong 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes we saw the video

    • @tangytanger1ne
      @tangytanger1ne 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RabbidKong it was a joke. I don’t know if you noticed but ok TH-cam people like to make jokes about the video. Get over yourself

  • @jeremyamo6201
    @jeremyamo6201 ปีที่แล้ว +5631

    Funny enough, the food bags were my first thought of escape too. I figured if there isn't any wildlife or vegetation, that must mean that any organic material ages fast. Since the food was kept in weird bags, and the food hasn't aged, then the bags must have some sort of shielding. But they completely ignored that fact in the movie.

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      Same, noticed that as well. Put a bag over your head to reduce/negate the field in the cavern and get out. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out if the food is completely fine after "years".

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart ปีที่แล้ว +58

      ​@@Travybear1989 except they prolly couldn't cover their entire bodies.

    • @legobrick1356
      @legobrick1356 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

      @@kbanghart Technically all you would need is to cover the head for the headaches, though the issue of the rest of your body aging faster than the rest of you would become a problem if it went on for too long. I would expect the shielding to, if eye holes were put in the bag, at least still delay it partially and make things stay closer to even, as well as allow you to tell when you reach past the barrier, if the headaches should eventually go away (but then comes the issue of the likelihood someone previously might have figured that out, so they probably background check the people to make sure the people who could figure these things out _aren't_ brought in).

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@legobrick1356 cover the head with shielding? Sorry I don't understand

    • @legobrick1356
      @legobrick1356 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@kbanghart If it acts like pressure when it comes to the passing out then shielding the head might stave the effects of it for long enough or at least ease it better.

  • @Marionette82
    @Marionette82 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh, I tried watching this movie when I was younger but when her arms snapped while holding that rock, I kinda couldn’t watch it anymore after having an emotional breakdown on my couch feeling like somebody was watching me behind my back, but I’m stronger now by exactly 4 years

  • @LivingTheDream21
    @LivingTheDream21 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Wow the amount of tought you put into this is great. You just have earned a subscriber!

  • @amin971000
    @amin971000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4140

    I like how he completely threw away his morality for the sake of cold calculating logic. "Use dead bodies as reference of how fast time progresses", "Kill the doctor, it`s a win win for everyone", "Use the parents` corpses for floatation". Remind me not to get stranded on an island with this guy, or I might get killed for using/to be used as 'resources'.

    • @branedo5743
      @branedo5743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Honestly I agree with him when we die were just a resource to be used by something in some way why not use the resources provided like its a Devine gift from some God and put the worry about were it came from later when it helps save your butt. Yea it's cold it doesn't sit right but in a situation we're your gonna die youl do what you must or perish.

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "Stop panicking, it's only logical that I kill you and use your body as a raft-"
      "We've only been stranded for twenty minutes!"

    • @awagabyow8171
      @awagabyow8171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lmao fact

    • @shilohgamingroblox1446
      @shilohgamingroblox1446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GippyHappy lmao

    • @vgngolley341
      @vgngolley341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GippyHappy 😂😂😂😂

  • @thatoneguy932
    @thatoneguy932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    The most surprising part of this movie is they didn’t decide to go on vacation in some creepy cabin in the woods and decide to go to a normal place ( at least it looks completely normal at first)

    • @felipesv8866
      @felipesv8866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Shady beach where only a few guests can enter, for free, they give you a ton of food, and the choice seems to be random. Sure, not creepy at all.

    • @classified3794
      @classified3794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@felipesv8866 at first, he said

    • @hubert36250
      @hubert36250 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      mmmm dis bot is lurking in da comments

    • @paintingroxy1668
      @paintingroxy1668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hubert36250 we need to spread awareness of this

    • @thatoneguy932
      @thatoneguy932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hubert36250 I just have an addiction to commenting lol. I comment on like 90% of the videos I watch and I watch a lot of videos every day

  • @julybacar5628
    @julybacar5628 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice transition to an Ad.. "Coffee" hahaha

  • @LucasOliveira-hs4un
    @LucasOliveira-hs4un 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    “There’s one last clue they didn’t see”
    “Huh, what’s that”
    “They didn’t have a cup of coffee”
    I love how CS transitions into sponsors lol

    • @vivianniu3493
      @vivianniu3493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      beautiful pfp lmao

    • @valvect4341
      @valvect4341 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lucas Oliveira Ikr, it's amazing

    • @barfpukevomit
      @barfpukevomit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vivianniu3493 is your pfp orange juice man?

    • @ninjagirl2006
      @ninjagirl2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      gotta have that coffee

    • @xozegraf7179
      @xozegraf7179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHA Yes! I love it and it was the perfect time to move on.

  • @ProfessionalFascist
    @ProfessionalFascist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    Something strange: happens
    Character: notices
    Cinema summary: he didn’t realize till it was too late

    • @dr.mayhem7582
      @dr.mayhem7582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      see this was the biggest mistake of his life

    • @Cloud91738
      @Cloud91738 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

  • @0raf
    @0raf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The most unhinged and funny animations were produced in the making of this video... the half decayed body got me dying

  • @kheopsfn174
    @kheopsfn174 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    you know what you re taliking about. i do skuba diving i like your videos

  • @Chrisboe4ever
    @Chrisboe4ever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4684

    If I owned this beach, my first step would be to find out how to travel inside and out of it without being affected by the time warping. Next, I would rent out portions of the beach to other private companies to use on a variety of things. Battery life, liquor distilleries, medicinal herbs, etc. We could also have fun reality shows like "What last longer? Twinkie vs Cupcake."

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Getting laid after turning older amiright?

    • @Jisawesomeletter
      @Jisawesomeletter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Nice but you cant stop it from aging you

    • @Chrisboe4ever
      @Chrisboe4ever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@Jisawesomeletter all you have to do is cover it with time shielding and take it off the beach. High efficiency drones would work.

    • @DecomagnaltdKenya
      @DecomagnaltdKenya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@Jisawesomeletter nah it was shown that the food was packaged in a way that it won't be affected by the magnetic field, so making a suit from it wouldn't be that hard..

    • @mwoods4608
      @mwoods4608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Could I send my house plants there to grow faster?

  • @based424
    @based424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    I feel like these breakdowns are more fun to watch than the actual movie sometimes.

    • @block827
      @block827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I don’t even need to watch this movie the guy summarized it in half an hour

    • @its8ngel333
      @its8ngel333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The movie was bad😭 acting was so horrible felt like a play. And the camera men at some point would cut off the good parts and would just show the people foot/leg 😭

    • @ewanwaddell2082
      @ewanwaddell2082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh 100% especially if it's a somewhat scary movie and youre a pussy like me

    • @bona2153
      @bona2153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@its8ngel333 it's a Shaymalan movie, of course it's bad. He's only got two, maybe three, good ones.

  • @dominicanfrankster
    @dominicanfrankster 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm impressed. A movie that doesn't insult its viewers. Great detective skills, too

    • @OsirisMawn
      @OsirisMawn หลายเดือนก่อน

      From some of the comments here i can see why directors spoon feed the audience. People are astonishingly d**b

  • @moemoeanisong
    @moemoeanisong 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every time I see someone saying "aging is a blessing", I think about this movie

  • @HappiestSadGuy
    @HappiestSadGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    So far there hasn't been a scenario I actually felt I could survive.

    • @mummeliini123
      @mummeliini123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      there

    • @HappiestSadGuy
      @HappiestSadGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mummeliini123 oops you're right

    • @espresso387
      @espresso387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Pro tip: stay home 🏡

    • @calebmurray4438
      @calebmurray4438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There’s some I feel I might be able to survive, but can’t be certain because some of the ideas I have for supernatural effects aren’t tested in the movies and can’t be checked because of lack of supernatural phenomenon (obviously) so they may or may not have allowed me to escape.

    • @dannysangree6304
      @dannysangree6304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont like going to weird veaches so i could easy win this one

  • @Ian-rc3ig
    @Ian-rc3ig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2937

    Respect to the camera man's for risking their life for the making of this movie

    • @Zakkizoo
      @Zakkizoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lol

    • @TTVtsbIoI
      @TTVtsbIoI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      The cameras battery would die rapidly so they had to use magic or this movie is CGI.

    • @jkxss
      @jkxss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@TTVtsbIoI only affects living things, note the food didn't decompose

    • @TTVtsbIoI
      @TTVtsbIoI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jkxss true

    • @bobbobowski6760
      @bobbobowski6760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      he is up there with a quiet place, saw and belko experiment camera men as legends

  • @leoobriengamble4352
    @leoobriengamble4352 หลายเดือนก่อน

    he makes the sponsers the most best and funniest

  • @blesfemy
    @blesfemy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how Trents mole goes from right side of his face back to left, then back to right again.

  • @nov-aliedouard1224
    @nov-aliedouard1224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    "After losing their Family the children learned an important lesson, Always check the Ratings before Booking."
    Got me dead

    • @phantomcat1958
      @phantomcat1958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      imagine the reviews: "this beach was so bad that i became 60 years older just by contemplating how much low quality this beach is"

    • @zhynx7688
      @zhynx7688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 likes wtf

    • @perfectlyimperfectmae6137
      @perfectlyimperfectmae6137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anything cheap or free is never a good news. lmfao.

  • @Elwolfshy
    @Elwolfshy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    "-surf our dead parents" Just gives DND energy to me.

    • @sonofdeadmeat713
      @sonofdeadmeat713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's exactly what a DnD campaign will do

    • @meemeleem
      @meemeleem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      “I use the corpses as a surfboard”
      “You… you what?”
      “I surf with the corpses.”
      “Alright fine roll for dex but this is gonna need to be pretty hi-“
      “Nat 20”
      *sigh*
      “You effortlessly use the corpses as surfboards, teleporting the entire party along with you in the process.”

    • @Underworlddream
      @Underworlddream 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Their was a episode of American Dad that Roger escape from prison by making a raft and oars out of dead prison guards.

    • @sonofdeadmeat713
      @sonofdeadmeat713 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meemeleem Precisely!!

  • @LeftTechticle
    @LeftTechticle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Very nice ad placement

  • @Cha0s808
    @Cha0s808 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That Ad tie-in was pretty slick lol