Yeah, even you, Mr. I-Was-Originally-A-Gravity-Falls-Theorist-But-I-Turned-Into-An-All-Around-TV-Cartoon-Theorist-And-Analyzer-Which-Was-A-Good-Move-Because-Gravity-Falls-Was-Ending-Soon-And-I-Can-Prove-I'm-Not-A-One-Trick-Pony (in case you didn't get the message, i loved your gravity falls content, valkisbum, and i love your new stuff. i botched the spelling of your name, i know, but your username is hard to spell)
I love how Scott is basically video game Rodney Dangerfield. It's basically one liner after one liner, punchline after punchline. And I think it's great and feels really fresh
To me, Scott's writing is as great as Arrested Development's first three seasons. I think that show is still supreme in terms of the intricacy of the jokes and the pacing of the humor. Arrested Development's humor follows essentially the same blueprint as modern-day meme humor, with reoccurring jokes adding new context to themselves every time they are used. I'm more attached to the characters of The Office, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Futurama, but Arrested Development is, to me, the most hilarious comedy series ever. So, for me to say that Scott Wozniak's writing is as on-point as that show's is high praise.
Back when the Wii came out my mom uncharacteristically told me before going to school one day, 'When you get back I have a surprise for you!'. Having no idea what it could be I got super excited. It was Wii Chess. Bless her.
Can we just all love how consistent Scott is with his videos, remeber the pre order video? Well at 8:42 he add on to a previous gag/joke, can we just appreciate the small details and the huge effor Scott puts into these videos, thanks for making my day that much better Scott!
I've been watching for years and only recently noticed most of his usernames say Scatt 😂 or Scatthewiz or some weird shit. Can't believe it took so long. I watched so many episodes before getting tired of not knowing what the lore comments were about and starting at scratch and it's always been there
Wow, counting Scott’s Stash, Scott’s released NINE videos within the span of a week. That’s more than a video daily. Thank you Scott very much, for the time and effort you put into your videos. I’ve never seen a content creator so happy to just create videos before. Keep up the amazing work!
Making garlic bread is my favorite. I've never told anyone this before but whenever theres a new Scott vid, I always wait til I get home, and make some garlic bread in the oven. Then I'll watch the video and have a nice drink with it. Watching your videos make me happy, and it's not just the content you make, you keep us captivated and entertained with the way you talk and get excited about special things in video games and I hope you find the good things in good games til the day you die and I will watch those videos until I pass, with my garlic bread of course.
@@adog3129 No, Scott doesn't have any imposters (at least on _this_ channel, Scott's Stash isn't so lucky). I was talking about an episode using Uberduck's Scott voice or something.
Scott: *posts three videos in the span of one week* also Scott: *apologizes for posting this video one day later than usual* we don't deserve this man.
so many potential games we could have gotten for the Wii series: - Wii hungry - Wii sad - Wii see - Wii live - Wii live - Wii friend - Wii exist - Wii TV - Wii cook - Wii pet - Wii do
Fun Fact: the original flag of the EU had the box art of Wii Chess because of its exclusive own of the game, until Reggie came and copystriked the flag
8:47 being able to play we chess with players across the world, should we remind people that this was a European exclusive title and therefore not able to play across the world as we would hope?
@@douglasthequilava I haven't touched it since Awakening, but the green units were regarded as being dumb and weak across most of the series before then at least, often jumping into battles they had next to no hope of winning (but not before killing recruitables or ruining item drops). It was a bigger problem in earlier games IIRC. Path of Radiance & Radiant Dawn handled green units better than earlier games from what I remember/have been told.
Honestly I gotta give those lads credit for having the absolute guts to charge headfirst into groups of wyvern riders like godspeed my friends you're idiots but you're brave idiots
@@douglasthequilava I remember in Awakening one of them was dumb enough to betray you in front of you and was then murdered by the very guys he betrayed you for for being traitorous. Any more questions?
wii chess, it exists is that a threat? それが存在するwiiチェス Sore ga sonzai suru wii chesu それは脅威ですか？ Sore wa kyōidesu ka? wii échecs il existe est-ce une menace?
I love this video, it’s such a good testament to Scott’s charm. It’s a video on a game that doesn’t matter at all, and would seem like a filler episode, but he not only makes it hilarious, but makes very interesting points about this enigma of a game. He is honestly such a smart writer.
Honestly? Scott's videos just get better and better with each upload. He's one of my favorite TH-camrs because it just seems like he loves what he does, and is incredibly talented and funny! I always look forward to his new videos, and they're all so good, I can't help but rewatch them a lot. Keep doing what you're doing, man. We all love it!~
Wii Chess:
- Made by Nintendo
- Three Directors
- It's Chess
- Not even good chess
8/10-Ign
@@sailorskj9002 it makes you feel like spiderman
But it doesn’t have the heart of Persona
@@jackieburkhart3268 But it doesn't have enough Minions
I challenge Scott to a chess match! Winner gets beat up for being a nerd and the loser gets beat up for playing Wii chess.
The stakes are so high
Lol
What’s popping retrospect? I love your content!
Sounds like a win-win to me
And if it's a draw
Then both of them get beat up
This is proof that Scott will never run out of content.
He can literally make a video about the Spacebar on Keyboards
@@icebrorottenmushroom1817 we're still waiting for the L button and DS stylus episodes
It proves he'll run out of good content
I'm still waiting for the l button eppisode
Lol
This feels like a result of one of Scott's friends saying "I bet you can't make an entire video on Wii Chess."
Scott: *laughs in 10 minute video*
Bold of you to assume Scott has friends
@@Carson_Nelms wdym he does have friends have you seen his videos
@@unoriginalname2214 Those are payed actors.
@@mistakenumber7880 true
3 videos in one week you're blessing us mr. woz
now ur turn Nathan
Nathan it’s your turn.
@@mythomic he might be
*Mr. Woz
i did NOT expect to see you here woah
“I’m tired of being known as the guy who owns wii chess!”
Don’t worry man, you’re still known as the guy who owns sonic jam
No he's the guy with sonic 2 with a line
Nah he’s know as the guy who owns over 200 copies of Wii play
Or the guy who owns DOA: Xtreme Beach Volleyball
What about the guy with the desk
Or the person with the Halcyon?
We don’t give Scott enough credit. He spends so much of his own time giving us content like this. Good job Scott. Proud of you.
Its something called the like button
GOOD JOB SCOTT!!
I think hes a full time youtuber now, he getting good ad revenue imo look it up.
You’re a true blessing Mr.Woz
wait i though he was a full time youtuber, but he is actually doing this in his free time? he really is amazing
“Wii Chess, do you?” Is that a threat?
Wii chess,y tu?
Es eso una amenaza?
"Wii Échecs, et vous?"
Est-ce une menace?
Wii échecs, et vous?
Est-ce une menace?
Wii skak, gør Du?
Er det en trussel?
Wii šachy, a ty?
To je výhrůžka?
“do i look like a guy who doesn’t own wii chess??”
not anymore, i guess
Wii play chess! Do you?
@@ireplytoeverything3122 Is that a threat?
@@ireplytoeverything3122 is that a threat
@@ireplytoeverything3122 es es an una manaz?
@@wilsonklingelhofer1005 No it’s a question
This man talked about personal trainer cooking and wii chess in ONE week, we don't know what else he is capable of.
Only great things.
Up next: My SAT Coach for the Nintendo DS
What about the L button?
He might can care about a forth game that sucks that came out in 2015
I forgot about Boo Mario lmao
“Wii chess! It sure is.” - Scott
Underrated comment
If he can make a 10 minute video about chess, he can make a 10 minute video about the L Button.
Everyone wants it.
Yeah, even you, Mr. I-Was-Originally-A-Gravity-Falls-Theorist-But-I-Turned-Into-An-All-Around-TV-Cartoon-Theorist-And-Analyzer-Which-Was-A-Good-Move-Because-Gravity-Falls-Was-Ending-Soon-And-I-Can-Prove-I'm-Not-A-One-Trick-Pony
(in case you didn't get the message, i loved your gravity falls content, valkisbum, and i love your new stuff. i botched the spelling of your name, i know, but your username is hard to spell)
L3 button it Exist
We need the l button video now
Wii checkers
I mean Netflix made a six part series about chess
The camera being so close to his face terrified me. This is definitely new scott
I thought I zoomed in or something lol
It’s the haircut
hi
The fact that Wii Chess appears in the description as part of the TH-cam Gaming section baffles me even more than this game's own existence
wait where
@@snivylink2119 in the desc
“The guy who owns Sonic Jam” is now “The guy who’s played Wii Chess”
@edbsbw shush.
@Star Arcade That's fair
@edbsbw But that's fairer. It is dead
@edbsbw lol, you made a "free robux" video, don't go telling ppl what they can and can't do
At least I’m not the only guy who’s played Wii Chess & owns Sonic Jam!! Maybe there’s club for people like us that I can join lol
That should be the new slogan for cigarettes
"Come and try cancer! You only live once!"
Not gonna lie...that disc art is top tier. Seriously--one of the best designs I've seen for a game disc.
...Scott, please do an episode on disc art.
^
There's certainly enough there to make a meaty Scott The Woz episode
That’s something he did do with the covers and that might be a bit too similar to what James did
In that episode he could include the Super Mario Sluggers Wii disc it looks cool
I like that idea
"I've waited 12 years to be this disappointed "
- Scott Wozniak and most kids who's dads were never in their lives
I like how you included Scott in people who have no dads
Fun Fact: At the end of the video, Scott was holding *19* cigarettes in his mouth before spitting them out.
_Gentlemen_
CMON MAN ! ONE CIG SHORT OF A PACK! CMON SCOTT ! (Southern Voice)
@@KnowSystems because he had one at the beginning of the video
Lung Cancer - Scott The Woz
Fun fact: Ian Chandler is very cool.
I love how Scott is basically video game Rodney Dangerfield. It's basically one liner after one liner, punchline after punchline. And I think it's great and feels really fresh
To me, Scott's writing is as great as Arrested Development's first three seasons. I think that show is still supreme in terms of the intricacy of the jokes and the pacing of the humor. Arrested Development's humor follows essentially the same blueprint as modern-day meme humor, with reoccurring jokes adding new context to themselves every time they are used. I'm more attached to the characters of The Office, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Futurama, but Arrested Development is, to me, the most hilarious comedy series ever. So, for me to say that Scott Wozniak's writing is as on-point as that show's is high praise.
_Every Scott Joke is Unique_
Man, “The Queen’s Gambit” looks a lot different than what I remember seeing
Ana Taylor Joy aka my wifey isn't in this game so I'm hella disappointed
Did Scott get this at the Pawn Shop? I didn't even check there.
Ahh I see what you did there
@@alekeropkin6976 I’m blind what did they do?
@@giraffegiraffe810 Pawn... Check... those are both chess words...
@@giraffegiraffe810 He said "pawn" which is the name of a chess piece (the smallest ones)
hix
I like this Scott. He “hey all’s”.
i thought he "hey y'all's"
Did he actually say "Hey y'all" in this episode though, since he's trying new things? I couldn't tell.
@@EmeraldKeys Never that
@@EmeraldKeys shdhfhfjshdshhh don't say that, you'll trigger the gatekeepers.
@@EmeraldKeys and I thought god existed, but thankfully your comment cleared that up.
As an European, I can confirm that playing Wii Chess is a requirement for citizenship of the EU here.
i almost lost mine because i don't know how to play chess, but i guess i was lucky
I can relate
In the UK, we just don't have what it takes to play Wii Chess.
@@theomillard2524 Guess you play TiiChess over there.
Oh so that's why they approved Brexit
Back when the Wii came out my mom uncharacteristically told me before going to school one day, 'When you get back I have a surprise for you!'. Having no idea what it could be I got super excited. It was Wii Chess. Bless her.
The game feels like a high school introductory computer science project
You just reminded me of how I made snake in middle school, and mine was the only one that had a functioning grid.
Me: "Wait, Wii Chess exists?"
Friend mid-call: "What are you looking at?"
Me: "Wii Chess apparently!"
not even scott is immune to queen’s gambit hysteria
Ok Scott, you gave us 10 minutes of you talking about Wii Chess. Now where is our 20 minute video about the L Button?
Don't tempt him.
Soon my friend, soooooonnn
Episode 200, maybe
aged like milk
“It’s time to see what America can’t”
“WII CHESS”
Wii Chess
Do you?
@@GlutenDSena is that a threat?
@Star Arcade Est-ce une menace?
@ElKezote Nintendo’s what Americans afraid of
Wii Play,
¿y tú?
Fun fact: Scott owns all the WiiUs there are on the planet.
@@jacobcooper5222 not for long
@@creeperarmor8078 same
I have one too
No, he owns all the unsold left over stock.
@Creeper Armor
It's because people want to steal it because they realize how great it is.
I love how for the bit where Scott looks down at the chess board he literally printed off a picture of a chessboard
“I’ll try cancer why not you only live once”
-Scott 2020
@@alessioconte3854 what cancer or the comment?
@@jumperc869 fortunately the comment
If you watch closely he bites the filters off all 20 smokes at once lmfao
@@alessioconte3854 can’t say the same
Can we just all love how consistent Scott is with his videos, remeber the pre order video? Well at 8:42 he add on to a previous gag/joke, can we just appreciate the small details and the huge effor Scott puts into these videos, thanks for making my day that much better Scott!
“Introducing Wii Chess, the only Chess game on Wii called Wii Chess”
I hate pointing
Implying there is a chess game not on the Wii called Wii Chess
I'm nearly seven minutes in and I just realized that Scott captured litterally all his gameplay with his save file name as "Scatt."
I've been watching for years and only recently noticed most of his usernames say Scatt 😂 or Scatthewiz or some weird shit. Can't believe it took so long. I watched so many episodes before getting tired of not knowing what the lore comments were about and starting at scratch and it's always been there
"I name my rooms by which Wii U is in it."
I'm genuinely scared that I can't tell if Scott is joking about this or not.
You don’t?
What, do you not do that?
If he was joking he’d have shown paper signs taped up
Of-of course he’s joking...
Imagine being Scott's neighbour and hearing "just shut up and get to the chess" yelled out
Wow, counting Scott’s Stash, Scott’s released NINE videos within the span of a week. That’s more than a video daily. Thank you Scott very much, for the time and effort you put into your videos. I’ve never seen a content creator so happy to just create videos before. Keep up the amazing work!
And yesterday he apologized for not uploading on a Sunday. He's the hero TH-cam needs but doesn't deserve.
He did?! Ah frick I forgot to press the bell icon
And Decembers coming up! TH-camrs put the most effort into videos in December cuz of ad rates, imagine the videos!
I just hope that he doesn’t overwork himself or something, as much as I enjoy the rather frequent uploads
"Three basic human rights" Number 1 is still to pre-order. Nice consistency!
“Hey all, college disaster schedule here.”
Hey
"There's no excuse not to play what this year has to offer"
My wallet disagree
Ps5’s stupidly low stock also disagrees
Piracy.
@@argenteus8314 Name a website that can pirate Xbox Series X games
You mean you don't take loans and get into crippling dept for your hobbie? Noob.
@@focalpoint._ I mean...you can play all Xbox Series X games on PC.
Pirated, of course.
Omg he brought his old setup back as a background for that gag, what a legend
Plot twist: he actually did record this years ago and had it ready for this one gag he knew he’d make the moment he get Wii Chess
Double Plot Twist, he’s done this joke before, and I see the green glow of green screen.
(But that isn’t fun, so ignore this comment)
“I’m tired of being known as the guy who owns Wii Chess”
- the guy that owns Sonic Jam on the GameCom and Sonic 2 with a line (2021)
2:32 I can't believe Scott has 25% of all Wii U's sold
was there wii u's sold in fractions
@@ThomasOwOD Fuck I just realized 100% would be 13.333
Let’s hope those Wii U’s are lasagna-proof
@Famous West no u
@@edgarvega5859 Perfect
“It took me 12 years to be this disappointed.”
-Scott The Woz
@Famous West why? What did I do?
@@vargasbrothers23 Just delete it...
Me after graduating school
@Felix t. incel
@Felix actually mine is from a game B)
“Wii Chess is the definitive way to play chess.”
*Somebody On This Earth Who I Do Not Know*
His name is:some dude who likes chess, that's at least what I heard
hi pit
“What!? Am I looking directly down at the chess board here!?” That visual gag got me. Well played Scott.
Making garlic bread is my favorite. I've never told anyone this before but whenever theres a new Scott vid, I always wait til I get home, and make some garlic bread in the oven. Then I'll watch the video and have a nice drink with it. Watching your videos make me happy, and it's not just the content you make, you keep us captivated and entertained with the way you talk and get excited about special things in video games and I hope you find the good things in good games til the day you die and I will watch those videos until I pass, with my garlic bread of course.
@Funny Name Do you dip the garlic bread in the grape juice
Actually, I usually drink orange juice 😌
Just remember... That bread makes you fat.
@@coreylineberry8557 I am fat 😂
@AT Productions we can be bread brothers
“There was a Wii Chess shaped hole in my shelf”
Never change Scott
3:56 When you're watching The Queen's Gambit and the characters start talking about their feelings.
“Finally, chess you can’t feel”
For a second I thought this was a fan-made episode.
It's an official Scott The Woz episode.
Glad to know Scott's never going to run out of ideas.
how can u have a fan made scott the woz episode? does he have impersonators?
@@adog3129 No, Scott doesn't have any imposters (at least on _this_ channel, Scott's Stash isn't so lucky).
I was talking about an episode using Uberduck's Scott voice or something.
Scott: *posts three videos in the span of one week*
also Scott: *apologizes for posting this video one day later than usual*
we don't deserve this man.
I don't know how to feel about the fact that Scott gave Wii Chess more time than Raid Shadow Legends.
so many potential games we could have gotten for the Wii series:
- Wii hungry
- Wii sad
- Wii see
- Wii live
- Wii live
- Wii friend
- Wii exist
- Wii TV
- Wii cook
- Wii pet
- Wii do
Wii live and Wii TV and Wii Cook could exist
I think hearing a non bleeped curse word from Scott is more impactful than normal.
@@Chad_Eldridge he didnt censor bitch once in the video
Fun Fact: the original flag of the EU had the box art of Wii Chess because of its exclusive own of the game, until Reggie came and copystriked the flag
@@TheOnlyCreatch Europe and the EU are two separate things, so yeah us Brits are still European
The intro was exactly what my dad ordered last night but he hasn’t come back yet.
He ordered paper
That is so relatable
Where did he go? I thought he ordered it
@@Skwish_ he went to go get milk while the order was being delivered
@@ireplytoeverything3122 lets see if your name is true
Hsuech usvah end4fsujssidk dn69420911soedbsbigbeegsiajedi sik
the first move Scott tried to do is Ke2. the power of the bongcloud called to him
8:47 being able to play we chess with players across the world, should we remind people that this was a European exclusive title and therefore not able to play across the world as we would hope?
Scott Wozniak: the only man that can talk about wiichess for 10 minutes and make it entertaining
If he can do that he better make that L button video.
"Get to chose the color of my pieces, aww man they don't have Green?"
Oh Scott this is Chess not Fire Emblem. No Green units to commit suicide here
I'm sorry, WHAT? Green units don't do that in Fire Emblem! ...do they? I haven't touched the series since Shadow Dragon because I'm poor.
@@douglasthequilava I haven't touched it since Awakening, but the green units were regarded as being dumb and weak across most of the series before then at least, often jumping into battles they had next to no hope of winning (but not before killing recruitables or ruining item drops). It was a bigger problem in earlier games IIRC. Path of Radiance & Radiant Dawn handled green units better than earlier games from what I remember/have been told.
Honestly I gotta give those lads credit for having the absolute guts to charge headfirst into groups of wyvern riders like godspeed my friends you're idiots but you're brave idiots
@@douglasthequilava I remember in Awakening one of them was dumb enough to betray you in front of you and was then murdered by the very guys he betrayed you for for being traitorous. Any more questions?
There's this one green Samurai in Three Houses and she's an absolute beast. Wrecked a third of the enemy army by herself
Scott's mayor life achievements
-Owning Sonic Jam
-He plays Wii Chess
a shame that he only did 2 things after being elected as mayor
GOOD JOB SCOTT YOU MADE IT BEFORE THE DAY ENDED POGCHAMP
Scott really be hitting the AVGN vibes with the 9:50 commercial.
Wii Music:"Im the most utterly forgotten and worthless Wii game there is"
Wii Chess:"ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT"
What the fuck is wii chest!?
@@squidsushi8644 The one that the ESRB doesn't want you to know about
Yes I am 100% sure about that
Why was I not surprised that this exist, I saw it and I was like “yeah that may as well happen”
wii chess, it exists
is that a threat?
それが存在するwiiチェス
Sore ga sonzai suru wii chesu
それは脅威ですか？
Sore wa kyōidesu ka?
wii échecs il existe
est-ce une menace?
Wii Chess, Do You?
@@TommyDeonauthsArchives Do I?
通信対局ワールドチェス(^_-)
@@MathewSe Is that a threat?
@@TommyDeonauthsArchives Is it?
It's imposible to talk 10 minutes about wii ches
Scott: hey
Meanwhile the L button video is still only a dream
@@Kalvinjj how the hell Scott can do that kind of stuff
all,
scott
here
That's why they call him Scott "Don't look at me like I don't own Wii Chess" Wozniak
Scott "Don't Look At me I Don't Own Wii Chess" WETALATFMM Wozniak. What a name!
I love this video, it’s such a good testament to Scott’s charm. It’s a video on a game that doesn’t matter at all, and would seem like a filler episode, but he not only makes it hilarious, but makes very interesting points about this enigma of a game. He is honestly such a smart writer.
Europe: getting the raw end of the deal with games not being available.
Australia: Allow me to introduce myself.
Girls with a time machine: time to go back in time to play Wii Chess online
Boys with a time machine: yo same
Okay this is one of the better uses of this format I’ve seen, I chuckled, good job 👍
This meme format has become so unoriginal over time, but this is a very good use of it
Honestly? Scott's videos just get better and better with each upload. He's one of my favorite TH-camrs because it just seems like he loves what he does, and is incredibly talented and funny! I always look forward to his new videos, and they're all so good, I can't help but rewatch them a lot.
Keep doing what you're doing, man. We all love it!~
Scott probably owns 4% of the world's Wii Us
Ahh yes.. Marlboro’s, everyone first hit of cancer. Also known as “cowboy killers”
Glad to see Scott starting off right
“Outside of Wii chess, which i do own Wii Chess, Don’t look at me like I don’t own Wii chess!?”-Scott from his Scott Stash channel
Slight correction: Nintendo SPD was only involved in the production and direction, but the game was actually developed by a company called Lancarse
I didn't expect a 10-minute rant about how pointless Wii Chess was. Amazing as usual Scott lmao
The way Scott plays Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit is funny 0:24
Let's go Scott 1 week 3 videos
I was literally just playing chess with friends yesterday and telling them about Wii Chess. Here we are today, watching Scott talk about Wii Chess.
8:54 I’m sorry was that RUMBLE? Ah yes what every chess game needs your pieces to VIOLENTLY VIBRATE
Wow
I didnt notice
"Hey babe wake up, new Scott The Woz video"
"Again? Wasn't there one like two days ago?"
Yes this is exactly what I needed at 11 at night
(also Jesus Christ 3 vids in a week? You are way too nice)
Today I learned something: Wii chess exists
Today I found something to put on my "Stuff to forget" list: Wii chess exists
Wait until Scott finds out that Europe isn't a country.
“I’m a sucker for existence”
- Rex
10:16 FINALLY, A NEW SCOTT THE WOZ POG FACE!
This should be the replacement
Wii chess?!? Well ya learn something new every day
It exists
@@Cybele12 Unlike Sonic Spinball.
I like when the game twink releases videos. Thank U Game Twink!! :)
If I'd seen that scott the woz ad for this game back in the day I definitely think it would have sold more
Scott vs Charlie: The Battle of the Century. Make it happen, people.
"Featuring Wii Chess, the only game on Wii named Wii Chess"
Featuring air, the only air on Earth containing air.
Good to know Scott’s Wii U collection has increased since then
Petition to end Scott's smoking addiction
Me: has a test tomorrow
Scott: want to hear me talk about a game you don't care about?
Also me: *YES*
Get back to studying, in 7 minutes...
I have a test too
@@sunnohh in 10 minutes
I have school in 3 hours
I can’t sleep
Scott: posts on a Tuesday
Everyone: wait that’s illegal
Well Tuesday almost rhymes with sunday!
For me it’s Monday
@@megacoli9651 well monday actually does rhymes with sunday so good job!
@@megacoli9651 what’s you’re time zone?
Haha funny meme
‘you know me, i’m a sucker for existence!’