Bringing a Sword to a Gun Fight

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  • @bake4795
    @bake4795 ปีที่แล้ว +1689

    “I dont care about caliber because I have Excalibur”
    -mad jack probably

    • @football4life85
      @football4life85 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh that’s good!!!

    • @sureindubitably3771
      @sureindubitably3771 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's a good line ngl

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Usually this is a quote you'd see on someone's headstone...
      ...but this is the exact quote chiseled onto all of his victims' headstones.

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Artoria be like:

    • @paperbagbox
      @paperbagbox ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@frds_skceI see, you also are a man of culture

  • @Lenoh
    @Lenoh ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    Just in case it wasn’t stressed enough:
    Jack got the _only_ confirmed bow kill in all of World War 2.

    • @aiden_table
      @aiden_table ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Which, notably, is the most recent recorded wartime longbow kill. Not only was it the only in WW2, it's possibly the last one in history.
      Edit: oops, they talked about that. My bad

    • @brennenculp6980
      @brennenculp6980 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is cute

    • @brennenculp6980
      @brennenculp6980 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ben

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The last confirmed bow kill in wartime.

    • @chaosvolt
      @chaosvolt ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Only *confirmed* bow kill.

  • @SirLightsOut99
    @SirLightsOut99 ปีที่แล้ว +1311

    Fun fact, this man was also a pioneer of surfing. He was the first man to ever successfully ride a tidal bore, on his own custom-made surfboard might I add, and because of that he basically invented freshwater surfing.

    • @shapeturtle
      @shapeturtle ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Now I have an image of this dude surfing in Japan with sword and bagpipes in hand (he doesn't need to grip the board, he's just that good) and his longbow on his back as the bombs go off in the distance. Thanks, I wish I could draw.

    • @ulfricstormcloak6675
      @ulfricstormcloak6675 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@shapeturtle and later, after the war, the Japanese would make a manga and anime series dedicated to this.

    • @commandervanilla1627
      @commandervanilla1627 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ulfricstormcloak6675 I need to know what its called

    • @itzmedb8290
      @itzmedb8290 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@commandervanilla1627same

    • @toxicity42
      @toxicity42 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Not just any tidal bore, he was on Severn Bore, riding 2m waves and flipping off the world.

  • @nickvoelker7180
    @nickvoelker7180 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Imagine being a medic and rushing in to treat someone to find an arrow sticking out of their chest.

    • @drillbitz2816
      @drillbitz2816 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "Snipah's a good job mate"

    • @azurelectrium1100
      @azurelectrium1100 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or to find someone literally cut up

    • @ninjawiz7932
      @ninjawiz7932 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      When one of the German leaders was receiving casualty reports, he had to be personally escorted to the sight of the battle because he didn't believe that some of his soldiers had been killed by arrows.

    • @Superintendent_ChaImers
      @Superintendent_ChaImers ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And then looking up and seeing a man charging at you with a sword...

    • @drillbitz2816
      @drillbitz2816 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Superintendent_ChaImers it’s all fun and games until you see a Russian eating a bear steak and running at you with glowing yellow bear claws attached to his hands

  • @awoodenkiwitoy6293
    @awoodenkiwitoy6293 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    There's no way this man wasn't laughing maniacly every second he spent in battle.

    • @nefariosgliscor
      @nefariosgliscor ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I disagree. His bagpipe skills would have suffered.

    • @Sleepy_Cabbage
      @Sleepy_Cabbage ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@nefariosgliscor threw the video it never said he was ever GOOD with the bagpipes lol

    • @nopatiencejoe6376
      @nopatiencejoe6376 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Sleepy_Cabbage more respect to him if he wasn't good with it.

    • @Kez_DXX
      @Kez_DXX ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, not always. A quote that didn't make it into Huggbees' video is, "I maintain that, as long as you tell a German loudly and clearly what to do, if you are senior to him he will cry 'jawohl' and get on with it enthusiastically and efficiently."
      So we do know that he could at least stop laughing long enough to wave a sword and tell Wehremacht soldiers to submit.
      He also didn't laugh when playing his bagpipes. With his unit dead or wounded, and he had expelled every cartridge and gremade, and there was nothing left to throw at his enemy, he took up his bagpipes and started playing Will Ye No Come Back Again. This was the moment before he was knocked unconscious and tsken prisoner.

    • @Skoopyghost
      @Skoopyghost ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wondered if he went full scotman.

  • @maractusfan1967
    @maractusfan1967 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    Mad Jack seems more like someone's D&D character than a real person

    • @Leighv
      @Leighv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mad Jack was definitely a murder hobo

    • @arran4285
      @arran4285 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Who seem to get d20s in every rolls beside the ones that the DM made to hit 1

    • @maxwellvindman7212
      @maxwellvindman7212 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hey dude, he has multiattack and it does 2d6 damage

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dude is deadass just a pathfinder Skald.

    • @EatWave
      @EatWave ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He brings to mind a Metal Gear character more than anything else. He would fit right in at Outer Heaven.

  • @zekeram129
    @zekeram129 ปีที่แล้ว +2312

    You know, Huggbees having the real Master Sword and being the next reincarnation of the hero isn't what I was expecting to learn today, but I'm not complaining

    • @Potatoes-toes
      @Potatoes-toes ปีที่แล้ว

      What the absolute fuck

    • @skinwalker69420
      @skinwalker69420 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Not only the real Master Sword but a fake Thompson submachine gun

    • @matt_6526
      @matt_6526 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo why are you like this

    • @mr.shroobs5013
      @mr.shroobs5013 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug ปีที่แล้ว

      imagine being ganon and you see huggbees roll up, threaten to fuck your mom, and then stab you in the chest

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Him repurposing his tie into a bandana when he started talking about his military service is unironically fuckin _genius_ visual storytelling.

  • @scratchykoala545
    @scratchykoala545 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    I love how you can tell how heavy the sword and shield are as he changes stances hoping they get any lighter and you can hear his voice change as he tries to raise the sword

    • @bruhbbawallace
      @bruhbbawallace ปีที่แล้ว +34

      it's a mark of a poorly made sword too, i mean obviously it's a wallhanger but putting that aside it really shouldnt take that much effort for even an untrained person to lift a sword if it's balanced properly

    • @Kionum
      @Kionum ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is what we call environmental storytelling in the bis

    • @dinkledonker801
      @dinkledonker801 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​​@@bruhbbawallace I've had the same one, the round part on the hilt is hollow is all the weight is in the blade. Absolutely impossible to hold one handed without it tipping

    • @crediblesalamander8056
      @crediblesalamander8056 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dinkledonker801 it's obviously unbalanced because he threw his pommel to end his enemies rightly.

    • @mattiedarkmoon817
      @mattiedarkmoon817 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stainless steel is heavier than proper sword steel

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad ปีที่แล้ว +1490

    It wouldn't be surprising if Mad Jack actually did inspire Kojima to make Jack the Ripper.

    • @cheesusabidas77
      @cheesusabidas77 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      the motorcycle bit too btw

    • @Asstolfo96
      @Asstolfo96 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Jack the Ripper was a real person though

    • @nessesaryschoolthing
      @nessesaryschoolthing ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It would be even less surprising if he actually did inspire Tolkien to make Legolas

    • @evino7491
      @evino7491 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@Asstolfo96 they are talking about a video game character from the series metal gear solid, not the English serial killer.
      Edit, to clarify, a video game character unrelated to the real world killer, with a nick name that is (I think) coincidentally the same.

    • @Asstolfo96
      @Asstolfo96 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@evino7491 ah, makes more sense

  • @TheDotButLoooong
    @TheDotButLoooong ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Jack is the most badassy badass to have lived I swear. I assumed he would've died in crazy way of his own doing, so how the hell did he live for that long

    • @TheDotButLoooong
      @TheDotButLoooong ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Some* crazy way

    • @quagernag
      @quagernag ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s the personification of a person too angry to die.

    • @blueteletubby8912
      @blueteletubby8912 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      he was so good at fighting that nobody was ever able to kill him, not even himself.

    • @james-michaelrobson287
      @james-michaelrobson287 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Him and Aimo Koivunen are just over the top. Jack did his badassery over the course of his multiple wars; Aimo did is all compressed into the span of a few weeks.
      Did so many drugs that he won his war. The "after" picture, you can see in his eyes that he has seen the curvature of time and heard colors be born and die in milliseconds.

    • @alfonsoviquez286
      @alfonsoviquez286 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not to diss mad jack, but Ill have to go with the berserker at standford bridge for that title

  • @Keatno
    @Keatno ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Left out the postwar saga of Jack Churchill where he became a surfer, designed a 16 foot toothpick surfboard, and proceeded to ride a 5 foot wave for over a mile exclusively because he could

    • @nobgs4505
      @nobgs4505 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I thought that was like a fake fact.... No. No its real. And that is amazing.

  • @Chicky_Lumps
    @Chicky_Lumps ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The medieval weaponry gave him an advantage of reaction time, since his enemies all froze in absolute confusion when spotting him for the first time.

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC ปีที่แล้ว

      There is literally a story of him charging a machine gun nest and capturing it because the Germans inside didn't shoot him out of pity for the obviously retarded man...

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    When you really stop and think about it, the point of a bayonet is to bring a knife to a gun fight.

    • @sophiasoto9420
      @sophiasoto9420 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What if it's a machine gun that shoots swords

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sophiasoto9420 automatic crossbow

    • @sophiasoto9420
      @sophiasoto9420 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@disposable_income_andy revolutionary

    • @WorshipperOfKhone
      @WorshipperOfKhone ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@sophiasoto9420*Taping swords together*

    • @Slurptacular64
      @Slurptacular64 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No, the point of the bayonet is the very end bit that you stab things with. :)

  • @immanerd7546
    @immanerd7546 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Seeing a guy in a tuxedo with a sword is something I didn't know I need in my life

    • @adamkimara6919
      @adamkimara6919 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You'd probably love Robin Swords then

    • @SparklRebel
      @SparklRebel ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He was not in a tuxedo, he was in a suit there’s a difference

    • @immanerd7546
      @immanerd7546 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SparklRebel Damn bro chill

    • @duck966
      @duck966 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@immanerd7546 you're spreading misinformation!

    • @Cherno35
      @Cherno35 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi Luz

  • @brumm0m3ntum94
    @brumm0m3ntum94 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    somewhere between 1:00 to 1:05 i instantly went from having not really any idea what this video is going to be about to being at minimum 99% certain that it will be about the man, the myth, the legend, Mad Jack Churchill, claimant of the last confirmed kill with a longbow, Scottish claymore, longbow, and bagpipe wielding, not actually Scottish, fucking madman who said “If it weren’t for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the wat going another 10 years”
    god im fucking hyped for this video now, on top of the hype that always comes with a new Huggbees video

    • @brumm0m3ntum94
      @brumm0m3ntum94 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      god i love the fact that i got to learn stuff i didn’t already know in this video, thank you Mr. Bees

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "the wat"

    • @Lenoh
      @Lenoh ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I called it upon seeing the thumbnail tbh

    • @hollandaise84
      @hollandaise84 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His ancestry is actually Anglo-Scottish.

    • @DrBusiness9
      @DrBusiness9 ปีที่แล้ว

      There’s no evidence of a Scottish claymore though only a smaller basket hilted sword just look at the D day pic

  • @Spartan-yq4qp
    @Spartan-yq4qp ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This man has an infinite amount of plot armor and definitely cut an entire Metal Gear in half

  • @jaukeweterings6611
    @jaukeweterings6611 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Jack Churchill is such a mad lad, loved him since Tom Scott highlighted him

    • @Psycho-Ssnake
      @Psycho-Ssnake ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love Dankula video on him. Listening to a Scott talk about bag pipes in war is a wonderful thing.

  • @kratangg-arang
    @kratangg-arang ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The sword disappearing into the green screen really sealed its magical qualities and the sheer power of Hugbees

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I'll be honest, kicking a water buffalo in the Bovine Balls (TM) is probably a more batshit insane decision than bringing a bow to the trenches ever will be.

  • @SockEater4293
    @SockEater4293 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This is the closest we'll ever get to Demoknight in real life.

    • @purehogpower
      @purehogpower ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And Huntsman sniper

    • @joshriley2936
      @joshriley2936 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I was thinking LOL

  • @dimensionaldining
    @dimensionaldining ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Probably the best sword choice, you’re gonna beat any enemy that you face.

    • @benhornstein1688
      @benhornstein1688 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Definitely. Scottish Claymores are a wonderful weapon because they weigh four kilos maximum and can fend off half a dozen men at once.

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was a claybeg, not a claymore. One-handed, basket-hilted broadsword.

    • @dimensionaldining
      @dimensionaldining ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was talking about the bag pipes

  • @harrydrinkwater2671
    @harrydrinkwater2671 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Small point of order: "Claymore" meaning "Greatsword" is considered historically dubious by many historians. The type of sword that definitely was called a Claymore, and that mad Jack used, was. Basket hilted broadsword, similar to Renaissance era cavalry swords.
    A pattern of these were (and still are) in use by Scottish regiments in the Army, and that's what he carried into battle, as opposed to a longsword or greatsword.

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you, I'm very tired of people spreading that misinformation. I've heard the term 'Claybeg' to describe the one-handed blade in order to avoid confusing people, but barely anyone uses it.

  • @ShogunMongol
    @ShogunMongol ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm sad that Mad Jack's surfing career wasn't mentioned, because, yeah, he surfed after all of the war. Apparently he's the first to ride a tidal wave in a river, on a surf board he made himself that was 14 feet long.

  • @connor48880
    @connor48880 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I assumed this would be a followup to the unusual deaths video
    I was woefully unprepared

  • @essurio
    @essurio ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Jack is just straight up Demoman.

    • @spacebat3657
      @spacebat3657 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eyelander

    • @InkubozuNikki
      @InkubozuNikki ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He offclassed to huntsman sniper for one kill because the enemy playing Medic was pissing him off

  • @cbohnstedt4477
    @cbohnstedt4477 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I shared this planet with that man for two whole years. I feel honored beyond honor.

  • @wyvernknight
    @wyvernknight ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Ngl, I like these stories where Huggbees tells us the story of people who followed their dreams or blazed there own path like Jack and Larry. It makes me think of a future where I follow through my less insane dreams or ambitions by contrasting those to people with those insane dreams, who actually followed through.
    Great content as usual Huggbees

    • @wyvernknight
      @wyvernknight ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @baf.l Thanks for the recommendation! I'll be sure to check that out.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 ปีที่แล้ว

      @baf.l isnt that dankula guy a Nazi tho?

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @baf.l aah ok I hope hes doing ok, pretty ridiculous how ppl reacted to such a small joke lol

  • @chhite7590
    @chhite7590 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My man really put a MGRR reference in during it's 10th year anniversary. Nice.

  • @chillycat1925
    @chillycat1925 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Mad Jack radiates main character energy

  • @jchoneandonly
    @jchoneandonly ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I never get tired of hearing mad Jack's story

  • @thelasthunter3123
    @thelasthunter3123 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ex Air Force here. Can confirm nothing is more terrifying than the vending machine being out of mountain dew. Well maybe other than the vending machine also being out of ice cream.

  • @orangebot_4211
    @orangebot_4211 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You ought to make a video on Chuck Yeager, the first man to break the sound barrier. He went through some crazy stuff during WWII and as a test pilot. He died only a year or two ago.

  • @HIMMBelljuvo
    @HIMMBelljuvo ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This dude sounds like peak manliness. Guy just radiates with badassery. Hearing about him made my testosterone levels skyrocket

  • @Denizu
    @Denizu ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You know the best part about Huggbees? He's hasn't given up or become completely jaded yet, you can still tell he cares and still has his soul intact. You're a sparkling star in this empty night sky, Huggbees. Keep at it!

  • @ezekielkrochmalny2747
    @ezekielkrochmalny2747 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I happened to be playing Elden Ring while watching this video and when you commented about the grafted greatsword it made me very happy. Glad to see another example of huggbees's impeccable taste.

  • @Kazuhira2249
    @Kazuhira2249 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i was half expecting him saying "jack created an army of mercenaries in the middle of the ocean"

  • @hannahbrown2728
    @hannahbrown2728 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:06
    Oh Mad Jack Churchill??
    Checks description... yep!

  • @Doubie.
    @Doubie. ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love that I knew exactly who you were making the topic of the video just from the thumbnail most insane man to serve in the war by far
    Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed

  • @Jacobflamecaster
    @Jacobflamecaster ปีที่แล้ว +106

    “Your never fully dressed without a sword”

    • @Psycho-Ssnake
      @Psycho-Ssnake ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should get yourself one. They're awesome!

    • @Jacobflamecaster
      @Jacobflamecaster ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Psycho-Ssnake I have one, I named it steve

    • @Psycho-Ssnake
      @Psycho-Ssnake ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jacobflamecaster I have a couple swords, one is a Lockwood.
      I also have a short spear with the name RECTAL RECTIFIER etched into the blade. Poetic.

    • @Jacobflamecaster
      @Jacobflamecaster ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Psycho-Ssnake nice I have a simple short sword, I once broke a old iPad in half with it

    • @ultimapower6950
      @ultimapower6950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pffft what are swords but glorified kitchen knifes. Personally I perfer arm cannons myself.

  • @standardhuman8675
    @standardhuman8675 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hey, if you wanna talk about another absolute madlad, may i suggest tom lehner? he wrote comedic songs, was a mathematical genius, and he invented the jello shot. im also pretty sure hes a time traveler, as in his song "the masochism tango", he has a line where he says the phrase "savage beats" and then asks someone to step on him. hes amazing and he needs recognition

  • @recklssabndon
    @recklssabndon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Briefcase trick was worth the wait. If I ever live near a passenger train track that I regularly ride, I will totally remember that one

  • @Dryfloorsign
    @Dryfloorsign ปีที่แล้ว +17

    this man is literally as insane as a tf2 character

  • @puffpuffpass3214
    @puffpuffpass3214 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dude I legitimately smile when I see you've uploaded

  • @backgroundartist1879
    @backgroundartist1879 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Not only does Huggbees have a nice smile, but he also knows proper gun safety! 11/10

  • @giltac
    @giltac ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You missed the part where he spent his retirement being one of the first people to take up surfing

  • @リリ-i2l
    @リリ-i2l ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I have heard his story before and I always love hearing it. He's the only person I have ever heard about trying to play RL dnd. You think hes the reason why in most gun games the melee does more damage then the bullet?

    • @dennisbeaman958
      @dennisbeaman958 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well a sword can be used more and pierce deeper then several bullets I mean several as in not amount but with the way weaker guns one shot against someone with bullet proof vest is easy for sword whereas bullet through metal armor is easier depending on metal aswell but a sword can't easily pierce the metal armor

    • @CarburetorThompson
      @CarburetorThompson ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s a lot less fun of a story when you know he was an incompetent commander who always did suicide missions, and almost none of his soldiers survived.

    • @Jackadoor
      @Jackadoor ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bill Millin spent WWII as a bard. He famously marched up and down Sword beach in a kilt playing his bagpipes.

  • @kated442
    @kated442 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Huggbees is possibly the only person who can make a more chaotic Wikipedia recap than the Technical Difficulties. Love this madness.

  • @mansonic1980
    @mansonic1980 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Feel like jack was just the main character in a video game series during a challenge run and everyone around him was just a side character

  • @jaukeweterings6611
    @jaukeweterings6611 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You forgot to mention he was also a prolific surfer in a time when surfing was very new

  • @starsong9048
    @starsong9048 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:30 genuinely has the potential to be the funniest greenscreen template of all time

  • @JoiH_Squigs
    @JoiH_Squigs ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Huggbees weilding the Master Sword shows that he has more vitality than any mortal man and is worthy of weilding such a legendary weapon.

    • @smergthedargon8974
      @smergthedargon8974 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      weilding

    • @JoiH_Squigs
      @JoiH_Squigs ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@smergthedargon8974 I'm not intelligent enough to even remotely make Huggbees react to me within his presence

  • @HoV326
    @HoV326 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If there isn't one, there needs to be a whole mini series or documentary on this guy. Mad Jack is a whole character

  • @andyhighroller8217
    @andyhighroller8217 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Link's sword is SOOOOOO sharp, it can disappear when held correctly 0:05

  • @individualmayhem
    @individualmayhem ปีที่แล้ว +23

    One does not simply bring a sword to a gun fight with out attending his duty

    • @nefariosgliscor
      @nefariosgliscor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correct, he also brings bagpipes and a longbow.

  • @ofoosy
    @ofoosy ปีที่แล้ว +17

    How could you talk about Jack without mentioning that he became a pro surfer

  • @quaktoons331
    @quaktoons331 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Don't forget about Snowflame, batman's cocaine powered supervillain.
    You said to remind you to do a video of it.
    ❄️🔥

  • @that1chaser751
    @that1chaser751 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Bro the suit gives him plot armor 💀💀💀

    • @ultimapower6950
      @ultimapower6950 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would be aiming nukes at him that says otherwise but then I remembered that he is the plot armor.

    • @nefariosgliscor
      @nefariosgliscor ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh, you mean the plot armor he sheds by the end of the video?

    • @that1chaser751
      @that1chaser751 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nefariosgliscor yes

  • @98Rhiannon
    @98Rhiannon ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jack Churchill always reminded me of a military version of Rube Wadell. They're both absolute mad lads.

  • @theoreticalphysics3644
    @theoreticalphysics3644 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Andrew's tie tells a story in itself here.

  • @Kez_DXX
    @Kez_DXX ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I maintain that, as long as you tell a German loudly and clearly what to do, if you are senior to him he will cry 'jawohl' and get on with it enthusiastically and efficiently." - Mad Jack Churchill

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw the thumbnail and title and immediately knew it was Jack Churchill, the only man to have a confirmed longbow kill in WW2

  • @LazarouDave
    @LazarouDave ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hey, a story I've actually heard of!
    Mad Jack Churchill and his Claybeg in WW2, the ultimate gigachad

  • @ninjawiz7932
    @ninjawiz7932 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    While sources are inconsistent as to weather Jack actually killed anyone with his sword (it was a war, so recollections of what exactly happened on a battlefield would always be inconsistent as everyone was preoccupied with trying not to die). The main telling of Jack capturing that artillery crew is that he ran up to them in the dead of night, held his sword above his head, and roared at them like some kind of wild animal.
    The Germans were so terrified, they surrendered on the spot.

  • @VergilArcanis
    @VergilArcanis ปีที่แล้ว +10

    that guy was a legend of badassery

  • @Malakise
    @Malakise ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s the embodiment of that Warhammer meme of the guy on the tank waving his sword, “Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!”

  • @jolietrotter2405
    @jolietrotter2405 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Was casually watching huggbees videos I’ve rewatched 10 times when all this sudden a new video. Yay I love new videos.

  • @wafffls
    @wafffls ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love the story of mad jack churchill, so fun to see people discuss it. great video!

  • @devastatheseeker9967
    @devastatheseeker9967 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly a sword should be used by all soldiers. It's much more effective for close combat than a gun

    • @TheMsdos25
      @TheMsdos25 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you think a bayonet is?

  • @andyblanton6570
    @andyblanton6570 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jack was probably a time-traveling Bruce Willis character.

  • @joshhitxoriginal9367
    @joshhitxoriginal9367 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Mad jack is the real life inspiration for the call of duty main character

  • @ndnerd1781
    @ndnerd1781 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember reading about this guy as a kid and coming to the conclusion that he was a real life superhero

  • @RealCandleJack
    @RealCandleJack ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Another A+ video from Huggbees!

  • @jasyn197
    @jasyn197 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The most important lesson I ever learned was to never bring a fight to a gun sword.

  • @slightlycensored7579
    @slightlycensored7579 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every video this dude makes just exudes power

  • @WonkOfWonkyness
    @WonkOfWonkyness ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've already heard of this badass, and honestly. Well portrayed!

  • @BIuteam
    @BIuteam ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I already know what this is going to be about, finally someone talked about em.

  • @seancondon5572
    @seancondon5572 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:52 - that's where you are wrong, Huggbees. The MOST important part of your uniform is, in fact... your shades. Your viewers may not know it. But I do. Why the hell else would you wear shades in EVERY. SINGLE. VIDEO? What's more, it seems you have diversified. These are not your ONLY shades. No, you have transcended TIME AND SPACE to acquire MULTIPLE pairs of shades. You have thwarted my patrols at every turn in acquring them. But they shall, in due time, be your downfall! You will be brought to JUSTICE, HUGGBEES!

  • @Queen_Myrrh
    @Queen_Myrrh ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have only one thing to say! This man was badass! A true warrior to look up to!

  • @donvoltonus8898
    @donvoltonus8898 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You should do one of these about Goetz of the Iron Hand, a 1400-1500 German knight, mercenary, and absolute madman.

  • @lados7145
    @lados7145 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I played a D&D character based on this guy a few years ago! Good times, he was cool.

  • @kevincrowder4144
    @kevincrowder4144 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "People are less likely to shoot you if you smile at them." *hoists Thompson*

  • @TheDeviIDogg
    @TheDeviIDogg ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I knew and dated a dude who thought like this. Legit said if he joined the military he'd ask for a sword instead of a gun

  • @justadream631
    @justadream631 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy shit this video is mostly historically accurate too lol golden content bro gonna binge all your vids because of this video

  • @TheWeirdPapyrus95
    @TheWeirdPapyrus95 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i love how he just progressively gets less dressed

  • @BlankIdea02
    @BlankIdea02 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love that you explained where burma is. Although you could have just said it is where Burmese pythons are

  • @clasicpotato
    @clasicpotato ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Victoria cross is much more valuable then the medal of honour, the Victoria cross was made after the Crimean war in 1856 being awarded 1,358 times , the medal of honour was made in 1861 being awarded 3,527 times. Also keep in mind that this award is across the entire British empire and many former colonies are still authorised to award it today, with the requirements to earn one constantly increasing.

  • @sagehanson190
    @sagehanson190 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bro was a literal Anime protagonist.

  • @immanuelessien14
    @immanuelessien14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I, an intellectual bring a sheath to a sword fight

  • @DeadBayt
    @DeadBayt ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mad Jack is maybe the most badass man to ever live

  • @masterboa6321
    @masterboa6321 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this man is every tf2 class at once

  • @Gl1CH_YT
    @Gl1CH_YT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my favorite video of TH-cam

  • @jobes8315
    @jobes8315 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That air force joke definitley confirms you probably served at some point maybe Hua

  • @ddsretro2697
    @ddsretro2697 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly if he was made up as a Captain America type morale booster for Britain I’d believe it

  • @PedroPascalsHubby
    @PedroPascalsHubby ปีที่แล้ว +5451

    You're cute

  • @Wren16
    @Wren16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That ending was nothing short of perfection!

  • @maucazalv903
    @maucazalv903 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1. 1:08 even before DMC, impressive
    2. *the high frequency part is a reference to metal gear right?*
    3. 3:33 *he really fucking hated buffalos*
    4. 6:10 now I notice that he could also be a reference to Mad Jack xd
    5. 9:35 I really wonder how much personal stuff they let you bring for him to be able to go with medieval weapons and an instrument bigger that my current university backpack
    6. 11:11 honestly if I was holding a gun and saw someone managing to defeat entire groups of soldiers with a sword running towards me I would also surrender and get on the floor(?
    7. 14:35 the more I think about it the more I think Mad Jack would work better as a villain/psychopath character than a hero… or at least an antihero xd
    8. 18:37 great energy tho

  • @bane_0f_heroesx226
    @bane_0f_heroesx226 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Adrian Carton de Wiart. The unkillable soldier, lost an eye in Africa, got shot multiple times in ww2, ripped off his fingers after a doctor refused to amputate them, lived into his 80s. And is quoted as saying, "Frankly, I quite enjoyed the war."

  • @destroyer-cq2lm
    @destroyer-cq2lm ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There is an American soldier from WWII that not only fought for the US, he got captured twice by the Germans and ended up fighting with the Soviets and with the famous female tank commander. He also met Zhukov and went back to his hometown where they already had held a funeral for him. Potential History made a video on him.

  • @edison700
    @edison700 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ever time i see video talking about Burma's roads I think of that Top gear episode