Weird Deaths
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2023
- There's a Wikipedia article called "List of unusual deaths." Let's make fun of them. All of them. Most of them.
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The joke with the donkey is that figs were incredibly expensive so a donkey eating them would traditionally be a tragedy but he made a joke about it saying "get him some wine to wash em down" a modern day equivalent would be standing outside your mansion as it burned down looking to your butler and saying "well what are you waiting for get some logs for the fire"
Excellent analogy! Thanks for help understanding
So now that I get the joke, I'm concluding that either Huggbees is really good at faking laughter or that is way funnier than I think it is.
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Okay that is pretty funny. I don't know if it's worth laughing to death over though.
So another food analogy would be like watching a pig devour caviar and then telling to give it some champagne to wash it down
I unironically respect the level of dedication required to follow your own rules so closely that you'd be willing to die if you, yourself, ever violated them.
Was about to comment about it, dude should be the picture for honor in the dictionary
Yea dont really think it was stupid its very admirable, same with that Roman emperor who went back to his enemies country after they let him go just to get killed because of their agreement
@@nsalieister3334 He was a consul, not an emperor since Rome at the time was still a republic and not yet an empire.
Honor was a huge thing back then. If you had no honor, you were better off dead anyways.
ACCIDENTALLY!
My favorite ancient death belongs to Mithridates the great. He was a king who had a mini empire around the Black Sea, but was also incredibly paranoid that he’s would be assassinated by poison. He proceeded to do what anyone else would do on hard times and ingested poison. Only small amounts at first but amp up the amount as he went along, eventually becoming immune to most poisons. When the Roman’s were conquering his land, he tried to go out with as much dignity as possible and tried to poison himself. The only issue was that he was immune so that didn’t work. So he had his friend stab him and he promptly kicked the bucket. Mithridates died as he lived, not dying from poison.
What's also funny is that the reason he was so paranoid about poisoning is that his father died due to being poisoned, but the poison used to kill his father is one of the poisons people can't build an immunity to, so if he had tried to copy his dad it would've worked
Reminds me of the guy that injects himself with snake venom everyday to slowly get more immune to deadly doses. He achieved this goal iirc
Thanks for mentioning Mithridates~ He's one of my favourite Mediterranean Bronze-age rulers and I feel like he isn't galked about enough, even if we get the word "Mithridatism" from him (not a common word in the daily vernacular maybe, but videogames like Grounded still use it)
I see someone has been watching overly sarcastic productions
That last sentence killed me
Pythagoras didn't hate beans; he had a moral objection to eating them. He thought they were humans and that eating them would be cannibalistic. (He also had his own cult of bloodthirsty devotees, you should totally do a video about him and what a fucking charismatic math sorcerer he was)
Charismatic and Math don't go together.
@@deiansalazar140 why don't you go read up on him before you say that?
@@ImpossibleCakePro Lol I know he was, I'm just making a joke about high school math.
Historical figures trying not to be insane: (challenge impossible)
If only Diogenes was alive in his time.
I think my personal favorite funny death was the guy who survived falling down Niagra falls in a barrel dying from slipping on an orange peel.
Name?
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 his name was orange you glad you survived that fall? Orange!? ORANGE!!!
Found the Horrible Histories fan.
Bro, purple haze, why can you speak?
Well, orange he at least glad it wasn't a banana?
Draco's big deal was that one of his laws was that all the laws had to be posted in public where anyone could read them. Apparently nobody had thought of doing that before and the laws were mostly an oral tradition among the high class. Big problem for anyone else accused of breaking them since they literally couldn't know what the laws even were.
That's probably part of why he was popular, at least among the lower class.
I wonder if the whole secrecy thing was so that the elites would have an easy excuse to oppress plebs (not Plebes).
Genius.
also he got the death wrong...The Suda chronicles a folkloric story of his death in the Aeginetan theatre:[3] in a traditional ancient Greek show of approval, his supporters "threw so many hats and shirts and cloaks on his head that he suffocated, and was buried in that same theatre".[4] The truth about his death is still unclear, but it is known that Draco was driven out of Athens by the Athenians to the neighbouring island of Aegina, where he spent the remainder of his life" . the whole coat thing seemed obviously BS.
@@weenyhutjunior6058 He did provide the disclaimer that some of this shit was made up he didn't even include my favorite ancient death rumor that Pyhrrus of
Epirus was killed by some one throwing a roof tile on him
@@Aragon1500 well ya see that one makes sense. my uncles a roofer and getting hit with a roof tile could seriously injuire the ole noggin. Hes told me horror stories of people falling thru roofs and not making it afterwards. sad stuff.
Fun fact about the first emperor of China, he also had a massive amount of mercury in his tomb. A diorama of land with mercury rivers was said to be created, but the tomb is predicted to be so toxic we haven’t entered it and it’s a bit of a health hazard
There's also an alleged plethora of booby traps
The dude probably thought he was doing something good like creating a fountain of youth seeing as he thought mercury gave immortality like a reward for anyone to make it far enough in the tomb
You gotta admit, making a giant topographical map of your Empire out of gold with mercury for all the rivers and lakes is a pretty sick flex for a tomb chamber.
a BIT
@@No_Name6716 A little bit. 🤏
iirc, Pythagoras actually really loved beans. Like in a cosmic way. He thought people's souls existed within them after death, so it was mortally 'sinful' to eat them or tread upon them. Different means, same ends lol
Oh god, I have consumed so many human souls
Time to eat another bean burrito!
@@BierBart12are you my ex wife
Yeah, this was a part of his weird half political party/ideology and half cult thing and an inspiration for some of Platos ideas
The craziest part about this is that what inspired this conclusion is that beans cause farts, and he thought souls were gaseous.
15:22 figs in his time and place were super expensive, he just had them imported and instead of what every other dude at that time wouldve done (idk kill that donkey) he found it hugely ironic and funny that something like a donkey eats like a rich man, thus the comment about wine
Eating as if it had the appetite of a human's. Funny but also kinda dumb. He had to have been drunk on some wine starting to spoil. Plus it's also difficult to translate humor across languages, cultures and times.
Someone already comment that.
@@sophiethehermitcrab idc
There is also a catalogue that was made in London in the 1600s called the “bills of mortality” showing what the cause of death was and how many people died of it in that week
They have some goofy stuff on there
Ah England where two monarchs were stabbed in the ass.
@Lucifer Morningstar 🅥 Lucifer would never say that...
Beans on toast prolly number one cause of death....
@Lucifer Morningstar 🅥 How did I fell for that. Bots are evolving
People falling down the stairs is the best.
You forgot the best part about Aeschylus. A prophecy told him that he'd die by a house falling on his head so to avoid it he spent all his time outside
In a way a house did fall on his head
But the outside is where houses are
One does find its destiny on the road it takes to avoid it
Qin Shi Huang also asked to be buried in a Tomb with a miniature of his empire with mercury rivers along with his terracotta soldiers to keep him safe in the afterlife. He was originally sold on the mercury idea by his royal advisors and doctors. The man asked for his tomb to be that way mostly because his mind is heavily poisoned by the mercury he constantly drunk everyday to live forever. Honestly, I blame the royal advisors for that one. Mostly because it's likely a plot to quicken his death so his second son could take the throne without too much of a hassle.
That "Turning a sphere outside in" reference was gold
When?
@@b1otoxic334 ah... you'll have to rewatch and pay attention to the video. He mentions something along the lines of "screwing your sister" as well as a single frame of the thumbnail of said video
13:30
Single frame of Huggbees watching the video "Turning a Sphere Outside In", by Huggbees 13:31
I like how most of the deaths in ancient times could've easily been prevented if they had any ounce of self pesverration.
I'm pretty sure we hear about those deaths because those are the ones being recorded because they're interesting
@@he3004 90% of Greek stories are not real if not all of them and that's common sense
U slave lol
@@halolighta "this is wrong because I said so"
@@extendicus262 it's not on me if you think fables and myths are true
The way Simon the Zealot died is especially gruesome because being upside down causes the blood to pool downward, making the victim stay alive through a majority of the process.
That warframe joke jumpscared me because i was playing the game mindlessly while listening to this
Glad I'm not the only one who mindlessly plays Warframe while mindlessly listening to TH-cam
Huggbees is once again making comedy out of the human nature of its impending mortality
Exactly the sort of content we all love to laugh at
@Chad 007 no he already did a video on how pizza can be made
Bro got raided by bots lmao
No. We dont all like it.
Dying of laughter at a donkey eating figs has to be the first recorded dank meme in history
Simon the Zealot makes me think of the shop teacher from South Park back in the day. He lays down on the table saw and it starts pulling him towards the blade feet first, and suddenly he goes "Jesus christ, what was In thinking?" and gets up and turns around so he's going headfirst and goes "That would've hurt like hell"
Good thing he wasn't to late
They pull the exact same kill in the first Terrifier film, except it's a girl hanging upside down
Qin Shihuang wasn't even the only Chinese emperor died of mercury poisoning since the ancient Chinese Emperors and their Alchemists were obsessed with its supposed property on immortality, but Qin Shihuang was the most obsessed one since his tomb was rumored to have rivers and oceans filled with mercury and the burial site actually has abnormally high content of it in the soil. It's crazy AF.
I saw someone say that he did that as some kind of "fountain of youth" like a reward for finding his tomb
Ironic how attempting to achieve immortality took a while to be recognized as a self-delete speedrun strat Any%
No, I'm not dead yet
You sure?
@@mrwise1314 I don't think he's sure. Has he checked again?
Skill issue
Your about to be Im sending a Little explosive gift in your mailbox
@@mrwise1314 …no..
2:12 floating half of headphones, can't unsee, certified wizard.
The fact that I had this video open while I was playing Warframe has me convinced Hugbees knows his audience far too well
What is this is some kind of Warframe?
A literal ghost: "I'm sure hugbees I'm not dead"
A donkey: I eat like the rich men
A girl at my middle school died from choking herself because she "wanted to get high". Apparently it's called the choking game.
I'm sorry for your loss, but that's just Natural selection
@@Mr.Tw1sty I didn't even know her, and I honestly agree with you
@@marsmugio well you tried
reversely senile
Tik Tok was a mistake
the fact that Huggbees has accepted in the first minute of the video that a lot of his viewers put on his videos as background noise is to me, ironically funny
This feels like the natural progression from growing up on “stupid deaths” from horrible histories
Huggbeees I would like to say that you have provided me with so many hours of entertainment and I cannot be thankful enough for what you've provided me. Every time I see those sunglasses I am thankful that they look cool for if it weren't your sunglasses I don't you'd be as entertaining or as cool. You're sunglasses make you the coolest and most entertaining guy on TH-cam.
Edit: Nice voice too.
sounds like something a foreign ambassador would say
In Boston there was a literal flood of molasses which killed people. People literally drowned in a type of sugar!
Tbf its really dence
Look on the postitve side, atleast we got another sam o nella academy banger out of it
Some were also squished to death by oncoming hazards stuck to it
Wouldn't you see it coming?
@@originalname610 While Molasses is quite thick, the giant molasses wave didn't ooze the way it would pour out of a can. It came from a huge elevated tank collapsing, so there was a bit of inertia behind it. It wasn't as fast as, say, floodwaters, but it was fast and unexpected enough that it was quite lethal.
9:20 Pythagoras refused to eat beans because to him, a cut-open bean looked too much like a human fetus.
"Cuddle Puddle Death Penalty" Is officially the name of my new metal band.
My world stops and my heart skips a beat when you upload a video, Huggbees 🥰
@Follow me, please I'm not even mad at you. Cats are cute
@Follow me, please ur mum
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so everyone gets launched into the air whenever he posts
Thank you mr. Hugs Bees for taking that gumble and guessing that someone in the audience indeed will be paying warframe while alt tabbed. I salute you for becoming the reason why I check my wardrobe for spying boogeymen.
The donkey eating figs is like having a basset eat an entire wheel of brie. An expensive, yet hilarious, tragedy. This happened to and I almost died of laughter.
14:00 Bro was so mad he was willing to take it up with God in person
these videos are always so fascinating to me. thanks for the banger content as always mr. huggbee
As someone who is going to be dead this is a very informative video thank you mr the hug bee
0:55 you couldn't be more wrong, I was doing the weekly quests!
Not often a person casually throws in a hotwife joke. Congratulations Hugbee
13:25 did he teach her how to turn a sphere outside in?
6:30 I heard Popeye was actually based on a real sailor who lived in the same town as the creator, even down to the pipe and the spinach.
I heard that Arnold Schwarzenegger was based off a real life person known as Arnold Schwarzenegger
@@eddykidplayzyt I don't know about that. Sounds pretty unlikely.
Theres no way you knew I had this on my phone while I was doing my daily missions in Warframe!
Lmao
8:52 For a math wizard, Pythagoras ironically hated counting beans.
Shoutout to Mistake of Pythagoras, one of the wackiest Half-Life 2 mods ever.
Can we get a part 2 video please? I love hearing about stupid deaths. More please
Imagine dying to the death of a fictional character, I can’t think of anything weirder, to be as random as possible imagine falling over and dying in your chair because you died in a Mario game or a reviewer mentioned the death of a character you’ve never heard about
All I can imagine now is The Game Dude ranting about a shitty nes game character as I foam at the mouth and have multiple cranial hemorrhages
Minute 6:00 - "Here's a beautiful and peaceful background of clouds while I tell you about peoples' deaths."
LOVE IT. Monty Python would be proud.
Scaphism is actually ranked as the second most painful thing some can experience
That is the precise tone to take when talking about eating toxic metal on purpose
Huggbees: Are you dead?
Me, an intellectual: my soul is.
12:31 love the call back. Gorgeous
Fun fact about Caligula, despite being a very famous emperor, he didn't even appear in any Fate/Extra storylines after he debuted in F/GO and is now just a one turn murderer that dies if he gets breathed on.
What game are you referring too?
@@abletheabove1679 Fate/Go, Fate Extra, all manners of Fate really
>literally any historical figure, ever
>mention that one game series that bimbofies historical men as an addendum via relevancy
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@@kronfischer Fate mfs trying not to bring up their Genderbent Waifu in ANY historical video's comments (IMPOSSIBLE)
Hugging bees thanks for sharing these wacky deaths, Just marvelous!
BeeCeption
15:05 *The inventor of 21st century humor.*
actually, pythagoras didn't hate beans, it was the contrary, he really liked them and considered that its resemblance to a human fetus mean't that they should be treated as such and killing them, and therefore eating them, should be as illegal as killing a person
"Zeuix died of laughter because of how wonky his painting of Aphrodite turned out to be" *Moistcr1tikal with his Markiplier portrait*
how Huggbees is able to tell i've been playing his video in the background while playing Warframe's daily sorties is unknown. but i will continue to do it as he has allowed me to
I thought that this was going to be another gag video and looked up the first death because of the hilarity and obsurdity of it and was pleasantly surprised that its 100% real lmfao this makes the video incredibly entertaining more so than before lol. Still love the gag vids but comedy based historically accurate content is gold! More of these pleeease
I like that your hair on your head and your beard are the same shape just flipped it’s like you could reflect your face around the x axis and it would line up
I watched over half of this video before realizing you’re the guy behind “how it’s actually made”. I love those videos. Keep it up!!
Zeno was so pissed at the "unseen forces" for making him trip so he decided to die and come up there to settle things
15:11 1500BC humor
13:53 are my hands really THAT cold
Ah yes the long awaited sequel to “weird last meals” and “weird last words”
Dude fucking thank you for making this awesome content, this is exactly what I didn’t know I wanted to watch today. Already on my second rewatch
Sure hope I don't die while watching this video.
Even Huggbees knows that whenever incest pops up as a subject, his educational video on turning a sphere inside-out will inevitably be referenced.
17:25 when the upside down cross is the one all Bible followers supposed to use as "not one man is on" the same level as JC. So any "Satanist" or anti-church person using it is more faithful then the rest
"Are you dead?"
The answer to that question depends entirely on whether you mean on the outside or on the inside.
What's funny is that you said Qin Shi Huang pretty close to correctly, but then the name was misspelled on screen
(Great video, as always. I genuinely don't give a crap if you misspell an ancient emperor's name)
1:55 same here buddy, same here
My favorite genre of TH-camrs are ones that make videos about whatever the fuck they want and you’re at the top of my list of those TH-camrs. Keep up the good work you handsome man.
Every time I think there’s no way Your comedy can get Better And somehow you keep finding my house address even though I keep moving slapping me on the face looking deep in my eyes and saying watch😂
"The pulled a reverse Penny on that Greek’s goofy ass and tortured him to death with his limbs exposed to bugs that dug into his skin… *That’s hot"* -Huggbees, 2023
Love the videos man, keep up the good work. For anyone who is interested, Pythagoras didn't hate beans, he thought each bean contained a reincarnated human soul, so eating them would be essentially eating another human. He couldn't crush that many bean plants to save his own life
Bro said Crispy Lips and I legitimately laughed out loud for five minutes while driving my work van, after which point I had to rewind to the donkey moment, and proceeded to do the same thing again. I love it here.
There was a baseball player who swung at a pitch so hard he ruptured his bladder and died afterwords. He did hit a home run at least.
Another one died after trying to eat a steak in one bite. His last words were "watch this"
17:16 A lot of what we know about Caligula is from his enemies btw.
great video. wish you’d make more old comic book or just superhero videos. i found your channel through the “why riddler is the best batman villain” video and have been watching since
16:20 I LEGIT CRY LAUGHED WTF
I already did my daily zariman quests in wf. But, I'll watch this again tomorrow for you
I could list many reasons why but this video alone proves why Andrew will always be my favorite on the Official Podcast! XD
I love every time you point out that I watch you on my second monitor.
I bet if the Mayans would’ve wrote some shit down we would have a longer list
"Then he held his breath until he died."
Okay, that one caused me to lose it. 🤣
I've also heard the chrysipius story, but the donkey is said to also be drunk, hence making it difficult to consume the fig. So calling for more wine is just some drunken teasing, maybe... glad you had that one in your list though :D
Well now I'm going to be spending the rest of my evening reading that Wikipedia article. Thanks a lot.
Love you, love this series - and you're totally right, if I looked up the article it would spoil this entertainment, but I would rather hear you tell the stories so I will turn on notifications instead!
8:45 youtube's going to love that background
A list of things i am afraid of dying to:
- Falling plant pots from the balconies of apartment buildings.
- Falling single window AC units from apartment buildings.
- Lightning.
- Falling down a tall flight of stairs.
- Being run over by a steam roller.
- Drowning in the ocean.
- Being impaled by the horns of a cow, bull or antler.
That's all I can think of for now. I'll write more in the replies. I'm quite interested in what you guys are afraid of dying to.
hmm falling stuff seems quite specific to me, i guess you have a backstory to why.
Being caramelized alive,
Drowning in hot wax,
Getting digested alive,
Getting lit on fire,
Blended into a smoothie,
Waking up in the middle of being murdered,
Buried alive,
Etc, etc…
Bitten by a severed Viking head's jaw and getting an infection.
-Bleeding out
I am fucking peteified of being buried alive
Man I didn't want this video to end, really hope it does turn into a series!
OMG SOMEONES FINALLY TALKING ABT THIS..ive literally had the weird deaths wikipedia page bookmarked for the past 4 years & i check back for updates every few months
You should do a video on the deaths of famous philosophers. Every single one died in a weird way.
I still don't get the Chrysippus joke.
Never mind. I get it. HornayGermanHalberd explained it and it's also difficult to translate humor across language, culture and date. Animal eating like a human. Kinda funny but also really stupid.
“Are you dead?”
Well I mean, I am on the inside…
You should totally do a video on weird saint deaths - there's a lot of material to be had there! My favorite is probably this one saint whose name I don't remember who was a teacher, and when it was found out he was a christian he was sentenced to be killed by his own students. His students proceeded to mob their former teacher, tearing him apart with their bare hands, bludgeoning him with their writing tablets, and stabbing him with their pens until he finally died. Also, his students were all no older than elementary school age at the time, so the dude basically got ripped to death by a bunch of ten-year-olds. If that's not weird, I don't know what is.
4:36 Oh, that's where Pankratops gets it's name, neat.
Marcus of Arethusa must be an ancient relative of Andrew's - he died from _hugging bees_
A couple years ago, I had a different Halloween decoration setup each day in October, each of them representing a different weird historical death. Aeschylus, Philitas, and St. Lawrence were on the list.
i feel dead most of the time, but then i watch huggbees and suddenly i feel less dead.