The Mount and Blade Sarranid Experience
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ส.ค. 2018
- A video edit/funny montage of Mount and blade gameplay where I play as a Sarranid warrior leading a Sarranid army, with a bunch of memes here and there.
Music used:
Magi - Danse bizarre 04
• Danse Bizarre 4
Arid Sands (Day) - Sonic Unleashed [OST]
• Arid Sands (Day) - Son... - บันเทิง
This Moroccan tourism ad is really good
vsprdctions Pretty sure the Sarranids are supposed be the Arabs but ok.
@@someoneonearth1617 I guess you're fun at parties
Adeem Nazeem Oh, I’m the greatest of boring,unsocial pedants.
Sarranids are a mix between Arabs and Persians
Guys it's because Simo is Moroccan can we please just stop
You see those warriors from Sarranid Sultanate? They've got curved swords. CURVED. SWORDS.
My cousin is out fighting rhodoks and what do I get? Guard duty
Can we gather to Mead and Butter Tonight?
I'd be a lot happier with a belly full of butter
@@theburningman5047 I used to be a Sandboi like you. But then i took a bolt to the knee.
sarranid was persian not arabs , BOYS
it's sad this game doesn't get the recognition it diserves.
thanks though to an extremly devoted fanbase who keeps the game alive
snopphaka skyrim is shit and i have 10k hours on it kill me
@@snopphaka I'm triggered
@@snopphaka To be fair, your comment makes actually no sense
Soukenn only thing I can think of is him referencing the mod ability, which Warband is worse at but really that’s because it’s in modules.
@@cannibru6259 bro you are lifeless 10k wtf
The Crusaders are lucky Simo wasn't alive in the 1200s.
He's the Supreme Sandboi.
Simo ad-Din
He was alive, that’s why they lost.
Roo Smith ww1 aint the crusades mate
GarlicPudding they lost anyway lmao
Roo Smith I wouldn't say "Christians"
The only country that controls the Middle East (and the whole world actually) is the US. And the US is just a Christian country in name, but in reality most of of them are actually faithless atheists and Jews, and i don't see how there's "Christianity" in this.
>Saladin role play
>doesn't have a bromance with King Harlaus
Historically inaccurate. 0/10
Fenny Benny isis is better than this shit
Isis kills innocent people Saladin kills infidels
@@user-fq5fp7kd8n According to Prophet Muhammad's (pbuh) prediction in a hadith, ISIS is the worst of all the creation and whosever fights them is better than them.
Syed Fazlur Rahman please quote the hadith ?
Mirza Şahinkaya no they are being attacked by everyone even hypocrite armies who work with americans. us airstrikes kill innocent people
**Rhodoks are the best faction**
**SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING**
Rhodok master race.
Hail King Graveth
Rhodoks FTW!
No my big vaegir bois are the best
Swadian knights,best on the field. Nord,best for foot sieges. Rhoducks best all around,sharpshooters are best siege pelters. Best archers,vaegirs. Hottest women,nords.
As a true Nordboi, i can say that i have the utmost respect for the Sandbois!
Simo is of dane not suede i belive.
Koifish Milord I didn't expect to see you here
*AWAY WITH YOU, VILE BEGGAR*
As a Mountainfag, I hate everyone. I will now precede to sit in my castle and do nothing while everyone kills each other.
YOU THERE, *STOP*
Great! Now to submit this to the Sarranid Ministry of Foreign Affairs......
Hi
@@allahdiyensultanhakim4608 ALLAH
I ruined the 420 likes lol
I bought Warband on release, solely for the Sarranids. Most fun faction I've ever played with.
Priyadarshi, glad to hear it!
Every swadian player: AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
My indian bros
Not enough being raided by Dessert Bandits in early game scenario
The biggest weakness of the sarranids is the desert and all the spear-chucking bastards who live in it.
@@berserkerpride Historically, the desert has always been the Muslim Armies' biggest strength. They always ensured that there was a secure route back into the desert if things went bad.
+@@sejfzlrrhman How do you make secured routes in a heccin *D E S E R T?*
@@sejfzlrrhman yes but unfortunately in warband there are no buffs or nerfs for being in different regions and being a faction that should benefit from being in a certain region.
Hopefully in Bannerlord there are things like attrition to your armies if you are not using a faction army that is adapted to say deserts.
@@mattpask5594 the only buff is having archers vs cavalry on mountains
Sarranid Mamelukes when they encounter Swadian Knights :
"Finally ! A worthy opponent ! Our battle will be legendary !"
Lol!
*MEMELUKES
@@farizfadhilah9965 mameluke brotha
**Gets absolutely wiped**
The Sarranids are sieging Jelkala
*Laughs in Rhodok*
Lol
I imagine a raven laughing whenever I read this comment. It's so funny. No disrespect. 😊
they have player who has over 900000kills and 83 armor and sword who can kill rhodok sergeant in one hit beat that oh u wait u cant
@@Smiley043 good luck killing the rhodok sergeant in one hit tho
Every time
My name is 1000 stat man and I am here to beat the Sarranid Warrior
I'll have you know that Swadians are better then the Desert Djinn faction.
Grey-Seer Thanquol but no one is better than the shield piercing fast as fuck rhodok sharpshooters! (And I'm a Swadian Knight Chad kind of guy)
Dragon Sorcerer X 40 nord huscarls can conquer you any castle
Mallami well, Huscarls are the most powerful infantry for sure, but they still can't beat a good cavalry in an open field (unless they are khergits, anyone can beat those pussies)...
Also, most knights also work as really good infantry when they don't have their horses, so unless you are facing another player character that has a cheesy warband filled with either huscarls or sharshooter, you can defeat any npc...
f-fuck you sir, khergits are weak only because of no good mechanics for horse archers.
#khergitforlife
3:40
I just lost it when this guy got penetrated by a bunch of arrows, dies, then all your men shouted for joy. Damn this is just gold content. Take my sub.
1:42 And the Crossbowmen of the Rhodoks tried to take a life but The Sand Emperor Attacc, he Protecc but most importantly he gets Jeremus to 10 surgery quicc.
no that doesn't rhyme
I was a nord for life but this video has blasted away the heathen ways that possessed me. Now i am a Sandboi. Long live the sultan.
every swadian within a 100 mile radius: AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
WHERE ARE THE SARANIDS,SIMO
Wonderful. WHY ARE THE SARRANIDS
@@ercik2191 oooooooo
Hi
Mehraba
@@taotesi5370 مرحبتين
Don't stop making warband videos :)
Simo My brother Salah adin is not Arabic man and keep in mount and blade 😘
Simo Yes, born in Iraq.
Simo Yes, he was born in Iraq but he is from Kurdistan
What if taleword give us that date?
Dude stop making warband videos :)
So glad people still making mount and blade warband videos
3:50 That moment when you jump into the backline and sudden reinforcements spawn, I died many times because of that hahah
MEMELUKES*
murtisoft "MEMElukes"
@@murtisoft hayır madem espriyi anlamadın bari sus da akıllı sansınlar
@@murtisoft lan meme kelimesini duymadın mı hayatında hiç
@@murtisoft geç olsun güç olmasın :D
Memlukes +1
You deserve more subs with the content you create
Simo You can know my real name it's Aymen.
Moroccan boys represent!!
"Sandbois are easily startled, but they'll soon be back and in greater numbers."
Story of my life that's become the fucking Siege of Halmar part 47
As a Saracen, I approve of this video
Omar سلوم me too lol
Sand BOI for life
Me too.
Omar سلوم
Heyyy, I never see you around Skallagrim's channel anymore.
Anyways, cool seeing you here!
IraqI GaMer hey dude, what's up? I stopped watching skall for a while so that's why.
Mashallah akhi. Removing pork rustled many heathen's jimmies I see!
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mattamax wtf
@@GrandmasterTao xd vaegir-sarranid war
Assalamulaikum
U so, fckin, precious, when u, CHAAARGEE!!!!!
"The Sarranids travel in single file, to hide their numbers."
Virgin Swadian knight vs Chad Mamelukes
thats the opposite
GamingThisEra hah if you think so then we will fight on the sands of shariz
more like memelukes cuz simo just made them
Marmosets will just repeatedly give you brain trauma till you die and no armour can stop it
*_several people are typing_*
You see those warriors from Sarranid Sultanate? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
Man, WHY YOU NOT HAVE 150K STILL? Seriously wtf? You deserve best!
btw, awesome vid, keep this up
This man is Warband. He is the Mount and the Blade.
This channel is a gem and I love you
entertaining as always
This video makes me question my love for the Nords. I might even convert to the sarranids!
Headset Squirrel dont do it brother, you dont need weak cav anyway
@@drunkenslav2334 g
Adrian Bittman But it´s so tempting! All the possibilities! The great economy of the Sarranid Sultunate would allow me to become rich in silk! Or the blunt weapons of the mamelukes would let me become a successful slaver ( You know how Ramun loves his slaves)! It´s decided then. King Ragnar can go to hell, I´m converting.
Headset Squirrel NO YOU MUST FIGHT ON FOOT LIKE A MAN
CJ Smith But the denars involved... Not alot of money to be made in the Nordic kingdoms, and it takes three real-life years to create a single huscarl.
This is a fantastic video, hope to see more work with this quality
This was released on my birthday. I didn't know until a day later. My birthday was terrible; I lost most of my paycheck, I didn't get any gifts, and I was alone all weekend. But today I discovered your channel, and it's really helped cheer my up. Well shitposted, noble butterlord.
keep your head up mate
i need this simo back
This was great. The bit with the made had me dying of laughter.
I stand with sand.
Sand Bois unite!
This video is so well made I love it.
The “internal screaming guy” made me laugh way too much
As an actual irl arab who plays Swadians mostly i am conflicted by this video
Also next playthrough is all Mamluke you convinced me
Paul Pape Productions Sarranid master archers are pretty damn good
@Paul Pape Productions I usually do all khergs because I hate myself I guess, but I take heavy points in training, so when I go buy spices I also recruit everyone, tell the shitters to stand way in back during battles, and eventually have a bunch of chad mamlukes to tank for my delicate bowbois.
this is the best use of arid sands day I've ever seen omfg im in tears
your timing is perfect my man, by the time Bnnerlord comes out you'll be perfectly positioned to be one of the top youtubers for M&B. Great vid as usual, finally subbed!
Liked and subcribed. You sir, are amazing!
It's almost harvesting season!
as a real life sarranid thank u for this
Mount And Blade game is one of the best Turkish production game places.
>*says he's a Sarranid*
>*uses Khergit sabers*
You are the best Sandboi i have ever seen!
Dat Sonic Unleashed music bg
Love the editing ❤
The better MAB content on YT. Brilliant stuff.
Oh yeah! I remember the time when Salahaddin kicked a shirtless man to death in the plains of Swadia. A+ for historical accuracy.
its salah eddeine 2.0
Well now I really want to play as the sarranids
Your videos are so lit 🔥 they hella funny
Nothing warms my heart more than when they go....
simo where is the Sarranids
*points at heart* *awesome montage continues*
goddammit i just started warband, but this is THE shit right here... laughed so hard
Good journeys to you. I started Warband only a few months ago, so I'm late to the party as well.
*Sand Boi Master Race 4Lyfe*
Dude, this video was awesome!! Make more of this please :D
Liked and subbed, I saw the video while shaving, I regret shaving now I want a large beard as sarranid
Beards rock!
Sarranids are fun. But I prefer Swadian cavalry for the Lance charges. So satisfying!!!
Though I honestly use a mixed army if I can help it.
Rhodok for Crossbows. Nords for infantry. Khergits for skrimishers. Sarranids for heavy cavalry. Swaxians for the longbow, and I dont know what the other guys are there for. I never really used em and most of the time they were conquered by someone else. I think they had decent all around?
@@redbasher636 vaegirs have decent infantry and well i don t really like their cavalry , but for sure they got good archers
@Tranhoang Long u mean sarranid master archer? Also vaegirs got the highest two handed dmg they carry that spear axe
@Tranhoang Long they may have a little more skill but master archers carry better equipment that saves them from dying at the first enemy arrow
The SARRAYEET 👆😂👌
HOW DID I NOT GET 5 MILLION LIKES SMH
These experience videos are hilarious
Man you are so good at making this
Mamelukes are at least on par with Swadian cav (imo even stonger) and level up to much quicker.
Andreas Uten, also more cost effective.
Im having doubts on the "lvl up faster" i had my swadian knights much faster than the memlukes i always carry my army made of khergit archers memlukes swadian knights and sword sisters
@@lordyasha5944 actually training mamluke is easier because mamluke's lvl 26 while knight's is 27 but of course it depends on you and your companions.
The first faction I ever played with.
a timeless classic from everyone's favorite Moroccan
Your editing is amazing!!!🔥🤣
0:16 I imagined the Emirs with a video camera lmao
sarranid have best cavalry
rodok have best crosbowman
nord have best infantry
kergit have best horse
svadya have best butter
This comment is underrated
Came for the knights stayed for the feast when our kingdom is on the brink of collapse
You're currently my favorite youtuber.
Great montage man
I want to grow up in a world where my grandkinds will play bannerlord
So you can
SARRANİD SARRANİD SARRANİD SARRANİD
Mate this was really fun
Nice xD keep up my dude !!
Make fun all you want. That man was one of the most powerful in the Middle Ages and he took back "The Holy lands" from European Knights Templar.
Exactly!! My man!!
Actually, Simo wasn't making fun of him. Far from it. He actually admires Salahuddin. After all, Simo is a Moroccan.
Syed Fazlur Rahman
No problem. Just wanted to be sure :)
- I'm Dane of Denmark. Sorry I got nothing against Simon or anybody els.
*Early not early*
Just subbed and hit the bell, I’m new to your channel but I already can’t stop watching
Really nice edits
Those sarannids have curved swords.....CURVED SWORDS!!!!!!!!!
you guys know what strange.. Salah AL-Din is an Iraqi character, and Iraq has limited deserts, we have barren lands yes, but so few deserts, we r actually a lush land, thats why we r called the land of the two rivers.. and that is why the first civilizations settled on this land, cuz its fertile.
so as an Iraq, am I a sandboi, even though my country has limited to no deserts?
Good point. Iraq is a blessed land. I'll never forgive the Americans for invading it and waging a genocidal war for more than a decade. How are you, bro? Are you safe there?
I cant say its safe... but its getting better.. :) .. thanks for caring bro
@@MarwanBassanio its because lands that selahettin was controlling was mostly sand i guess
@@Kaan_is_myname97 its a common misconception, even in Arabia the deserts are not that vast.. its the fertile crescent after all....
Good for Date fruits and raisins
Sandboi hype !
Cool and Good as Always
The Kingdom of Heaven ❤❤❤
God damn it, man. I just got my wisdom teeth pulled and tried so hard not to laugh at this video; I failed. Thanks for the _"content"_
Amazing work
reality: sandboi cant really survive in snow but nobody except sandboi can survive in dessert
like from iraq
from the city of
slaah al eddine al aeobe
صلاح الدين الايوبي
God bless Iraq.
You peasants all obliging to one faction, "oh how I love Swadians", "oh how I love Nords/Sarranids",
A true lord knows that a combination of Swadian cavalry Nord infantry and Rhodok crossbows are the most devastating combination a true tactician can get.
And 10 surgery.
This man gets it.
a true CALRADIAN KING would know that, yeah
@@nimmron Morale not included
You deserve more subs my dude
“I don’t like sand”-Anakan
One quick question:
Why does nobody like the swadians?
-most honorable/accepting/rightful king
-best cavalery and good other units
-absolute hardest campaign (every time i star helping them they get gangbanged by 3 empires until they only have praven or suno if I dont help them)
-best food production
-be part of the fucking knights!
I never played as anything other then swadian for longer then 80 days or something...
The speed of cavelary while still beeing heavily armored is insane.
LetsPlayCrazy Watch the swadian experience video lmfao Explains everything
Well... I always liked the feasts... free tournament money for me :D
... but yeah... now that you have mentioned it... he DOES throw a lot of feasts while we should get back uxharl... but oh well :D
Their king only feasts on butter?
*Laughs in Sarranid*
maybe cuz you have a butterlord not a real king XD
🔥🔥🔥
Great video! :D not enough good Warband content on TH-cam. You earned yourself a new sub. :)
Just typical Sarranid dude getting my arse kissed by Swadians until only 3 factions are left.
4:11 WTF THATS MY CHARACTER!
YES
Awsome :D
And very funny