"King Harlaus wishes to inform you that the lords of the Kingdom of Swadia will be gathering for a feast at his great hall in Etrosq Castle, and invites you to be part of this exalted assembly."
@@partnermammoth2562 Bruh there are like three basic units in the game for each faction:infantry,cavalry and archers. If their crossbow units were good too they’d end up being very OP. Honestly Swadia is the strongest faction in open field battles.
One time, I was allied with the Swadians as a vassal of Harlaus. After we defeated every other faction, the khergites were the only ones left. So we took all of their land. Normally, this is where the lords defect until the country is no more and I win the game. That's not what happened this time. Instead, the butterlord King Harlaus proceeded to INDICT EVERYONE FOR TREASON! And at the same time, the khergites wouldn't defect! So, we ended up having no lords left despite owning every single fief in Calradia! Just dozens of single lord parties running around at 10.0 speed and looting villages. That was the last time I played the game.
As soon as Bannerlord hits, I'm gonna split the Vlandian Vacation, claim the throne of Swadia, and become the Butterlord myself. None may stand in my way.
Harlaus Jr will make Swadia great again. Hopefully you can name your faction to make the dream more real, Swadia the fourth reich, a 1000 year dynasty.
Once I started with Swadia, everything went smooth at the start, conquered the Nord territory, and as soon as the Nords were out, Swadia decides to go into war with both Sarranids and Rhodoks. Fast forward to the point where both forementioned factions conquered the now defeated Nord territory, splitting it up among themselves, and turned to face Suno & Praven. Well, king of the feasts Harlaus decides now is the good time to invite everyone for a feast in Praven, while I’m trying to defend Suno from Sarranids after succesfully defeating the Rhodoks trying to attack the city first, literally both factions had their armies on our doorstep while Harlaus and every other other Swadian lord is holed up in Praven, not giving a rat’s ass about Swadia’s impending defeat. After the Sarranids managed to defeat me, I go ”you know what, f this” and become a vassal for the Rhodoks. Fast forward like couple of in game weeks, Swadia is no more and Rhodoks control the whole center of the map, from Praven up until the desert, including the former Nord territory. But behold, king Graveth of Rhodoks has decided to follow the ancient customs of the butter lord, and now holds a feast three times in one week, while I, with some other lords, try to keep up with a stalemate of a war, capturing castles for a few days before the enemy gets them again. Long story short, while the lords were feasting, I started my own faction and put an end for their 24/7 binge partying, which wasn’t difficult, ’cause the only time any of their armies moved, they basically went from one town town or castle into another to continue their feast
Harlaus: "I need your help taking a castle." Player: "I can't, I'm looting." Harlaus: "I'll let you keep the castle." Proceed to make swift hast to the castle. Proceed to take the castle. "After "seeking counsel" with the vassals of the realm, King Harlaus has concluded ownership of the castle to King Harlaus." Player: "One does not simply take castles from me." Player proceeds to destroy all of Swadia.
King Ragnar fights for his loots King Graveth fights for independence King Yaroglek fights for slavic people Sultan Hakim fights for deserts and rich fertile soils Sancar Khan fights for the steppes and his people King Harlaus fights for BUTTER
In my game I left Swadia because they lost all of there cities and only have 3 castles left but before I left right after loosing Praven they called for a feast.
In my game Swadia actually fared very well. They got Grunwalder castle and Veluca from the Rhodoks, Halmer from the Khergits and Jelbegi and Knudarr from the Nords.
In my game i sides with Swadia and now we are wrecking both Rhodoks and Nords. Still at war with Nords but Rhodoks are pretty much on the path of being wiped out with Yalen, Veluca and Jelkala being Swadian controlled.
@@strangeman8989 lol, indeed. :) Personally, I find the d'shar to be the worst though. They aren't the best at anything, but they are a bit too good at everything.
@@NotSimo The Swadians are like the ancient church, what they don't want to be seen, they burn it (maybe this is a secret request for another CK2 video? Don't know (?)
I established my Kingdom by defecting from the Vaegirs and taking over a castle from the Swadians. I was in a really weak point because I made the move too early with hope that lords would come to help, but long story short I proceeded to take over Swadia completely and recruited almost the entire faction into my new kingdom lol. One thing I realized is Swadian lords are very effective at helping to take and control territory.
Rhodok experience: -Proceed to recruit and train crossbowmen -In any kind of battle press f1 and this is the difficult part, aim at literally any kind of high ground far away from the enemy while you hold f1 -Release f1 -Repeat
The opening captions are hilarious! Lost 3 cities in one day... HAHAAHHA! I have seen Swadia get whipped like that and sure enough... Butterlord is having a feast!
the good thing with the re-upload is that i had to watch the video again but the bad thing is that i lost the heart that you have me in my comment :( (xd)
I remember wiping out literally all of swadia for rhodoks just for them to kepp every castle and kingdom and giving me 900 dener as composition...now theres no rhodoks
That beginning part of the video is the most accurate part of my experience with Swadia. I am helping my marshal to siege a castle from the nords when all of a sudden we are called for a feast. Because of this we lost our territory left and right. And you know what's even more hilarious? The counts including myself defected to join the Rhadoks. That alone tells me that the king is a lousy leader and is an easy target lose.
One of the greatest things about this game are the personalitys and quirks of the kings and lords, and how consistant they are at it, its why this game is amazing and one of the reasons i still play it even with bannerlord starting to actually work, warband just has so much charm
In my playthrough, the swadians only having praven and suno left, harlaus wont start wars anymore. Just throwing parties left and right 😂😂😂😂. On point harlaus being a partymonger
Due to Harlaus’s shenanigans I’ve never even questioned joining his ranks as a vassal, because under literally anyone else I’d have a much higher chance of getting the castle I rightfully own after besieging it
The editing of that intro was only bettered by the humour. Absolutely superb. Only been playing three weeks and already witnessed the entire war party piss off for a party in the middle of a siege.
"I'll let you keep the castle"
King Harlus has decided to give castle to King Harlus.
I was actually dissapointed not to see that in the end.
I want to say that's a SovietWomble reference.
Yes
"King Harlaus wishes to inform you that the lords of the Kingdom of Swadia will be gathering for a feast at his great hall in Etrosq Castle, and invites you to be part of this exalted assembly."
На человеческом можно?
Genuinely cried during the intro.
"You're back in time for the feast!"
monty python levels of humor honestly
And the best part is that the intro perfectly describes warband lore
Seriously one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard and it’s a fucking warband video.
It is nearly the end of the video, but i am still laughing to the first one
What is the original clip?
"Back in time for the feast" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 omfg dude that intro easily makes your swadian video my favorite.
ikr
Best part by far
Abu Qital me too
@Abu Qital yes... that clip fits better with those subtitles than anything else, and Its not close
Stfu
That joke at the beginning is just the best joke in the world
Is it really? Are you brazillian by chance?
Deivison Carvalho
Estamos em todo lugar skksks
@@deivisony raro não? Brasileiros
@@edu2428 br pior q viking kskdkskssks se procura bem nos acha em todo lugar
Pero si es español, y andaluz
"King Harlaus has consulted with the lords of the realm and has decided to confer Etrosq castle on King Harlaus"
* Insert Obama giving a medal to Obama,meme *
"I support Myself"
Literally happened today, im pissed, because i conquered that castle by myself
“Suno has been besieged by Jarl Gearth of Kingdom of Nords”
*King harlaus invites you to his hall in Rendi castle for a feast
When I played a female I married Jarl Gearth and ngl dudes reliable
@@JEMRocker I played a male character and the two of us took Dhirim and Reindi Castle with ease, dude's just super reliable
@@ellis4091 Reindi Castle was the first siege i ever won and i was so happy to get it
Btw love your name dude, Jojo is such a good show
I was Note then later decided that I should join Rhodoks because Swadian are at war with them
“I go with the Sarranids to attack Praven. Harlaus sees me and says ‘back in time for the feast.’”
I’m fucking dying.
Swadia has one of the best units, they balanced that out by making their lords dumb as fuck 😂
really which of thier units are good other than the infantry and knights
@@partnermammoth2562 Bruh there are like three basic units in the game for each faction:infantry,cavalry and archers.
If their crossbow units were good too they’d end up being very OP.
Honestly Swadia is the strongest faction in open field battles.
Theyd ravage any faction with their honestly op knights like fuck me in true battle.... on the plains
Terminators led by calculators
@@AFT_05G Oh yea try going against khergits in an open field
*Looter does 30 damage*
Looter: "GODS I WAS STRONG THEN."
Killerblue4 haha game of thrones reference
@@Gimmegames4free6942 no shit
@@kaydotcontent Robert Baratheon
Kevinski chill lul, it’s not a conspicuous reference that’s why I said it
@@kaydotcontent season 1
The guy at the beginning of the video (Juan Joya Borja) has sadly passed away, may he rest in peace and live on forever in our hearts.
Forever memoralised in this videos intro
One time, I was allied with the Swadians as a vassal of Harlaus. After we defeated every other faction, the khergites were the only ones left. So we took all of their land. Normally, this is where the lords defect until the country is no more and I win the game. That's not what happened this time. Instead, the butterlord King Harlaus proceeded to INDICT EVERYONE FOR TREASON! And at the same time, the khergites wouldn't defect! So, we ended up having no lords left despite owning every single fief in Calradia! Just dozens of single lord parties running around at 10.0 speed and looting villages. That was the last time I played the game.
Harlaus declares all his lords criminals so he could have their fiefs for himself
After consulting with the peers of the realm,King Harlaus has decided to give Calradia to...King Harlaus
Harlaus wanted all that butter for himself
Ethan Metcalf That’s exactly what’s happening to me right now
@@lordbear1095 It a good thing I name my player John The Thief of Praven.
Holy shit that “back right in time for the feast” actually made me laugh more than I’ve laughed in months
I had tears in my eyes, laughing so hard because of this intro. I mainly played Swadians and this is so freakin accurate! :D
As soon as Bannerlord hits, I'm gonna split the Vlandian Vacation, claim the throne of Swadia, and become the Butterlord myself.
None may stand in my way.
bannerlord is just warband with better graphics
Harlaus Jr will make Swadia great again. Hopefully you can name your faction to make the dream more real, Swadia the fourth reich, a 1000 year dynasty.
@@nexor7809 @Necromant, which is what we want!
President Fett It's coming soon guys, any year now.
Swadia aren't in it
The beginning was actually hilarious.
I laughed so hard, that I couldn’t feel my horse anymore
**X-Files theme starts playing**
The start is just perfectly synced and everything. Perfect job mate.
Once I started with Swadia, everything went smooth at the start, conquered the Nord territory, and as soon as the Nords were out, Swadia decides to go into war with both Sarranids and Rhodoks. Fast forward to the point where both forementioned factions conquered the now defeated Nord territory, splitting it up among themselves, and turned to face Suno & Praven. Well, king of the feasts Harlaus decides now is the good time to invite everyone for a feast in Praven, while I’m trying to defend Suno from Sarranids after succesfully defeating the Rhodoks trying to attack the city first, literally both factions had their armies on our doorstep while Harlaus and every other other Swadian lord is holed up in Praven, not giving a rat’s ass about Swadia’s impending defeat. After the Sarranids managed to defeat me, I go ”you know what, f this” and become a vassal for the Rhodoks. Fast forward like couple of in game weeks, Swadia is no more and Rhodoks control the whole center of the map, from Praven up until the desert, including the former Nord territory. But behold, king Graveth of Rhodoks has decided to follow the ancient customs of the butter lord, and now holds a feast three times in one week, while I, with some other lords, try to keep up with a stalemate of a war, capturing castles for a few days before the enemy gets them again. Long story short, while the lords were feasting, I started my own faction and put an end for their 24/7 binge partying, which wasn’t difficult, ’cause the only time any of their armies moved, they basically went from one town town or castle into another to continue their feast
When Mount and Blade 3: Conqueres of the feast ?
Thia was a rare correct usage of curb meme and it got taken down
“Me and the other 2 lords end up prisoner for 15 days “ most relatable quote ever
Harlaus: "I need your help taking a castle."
Player: "I can't, I'm looting."
Harlaus: "I'll let you keep the castle."
Proceed to make swift hast to the castle.
Proceed to take the castle.
"After "seeking counsel" with the vassals of the realm, King Harlaus has concluded ownership of the castle to King Harlaus."
Player: "One does not simply take castles from me."
Player proceeds to destroy all of Swadia.
me....
@@I_ets and me...
Yep, me right now
Me too
Based and Butterpilled
The video at the beginning is the greatest mount and blade joke ever made
taken down for being too meme-y
EU article 13 ;) I’m going to jail! I can’t pay the fine
King Ragnar fights for his loots
King Graveth fights for independence
King Yaroglek fights for slavic people
Sultan Hakim fights for deserts and rich fertile soils
Sancar Khan fights for the steppes and his people
King Harlaus fights for BUTTER
No harlus fights to give every castle to himself and feasts 🧈🧈🧈🧈
@@lionheart9867 thats right
lol
So why is he actually fighting?
@@LetDown23 for butter
"After consulting with the peers of the realm, King Harlaus has decided to confer Etrosq Castle on King Harlaus"
That first part is gold, made me laugh so hard cause that is exactly how it is.
i too have convinced myself that its Uxhal instead of Uxkhal
Mack Donald me too until you pointed it out
Wait fuck
My whole life is a lie
What?
Jelbegi castle ALWAYS looks like it says Jelberg to me 😂🤦🏽♂️
In my game I left Swadia because they lost all of there cities and only have 3 castles left but before I left right after loosing Praven they called for a feast.
*video gets demonitized*
Harlaus: this is so sad can i get *50 JUGS OF BUTTER!?*
Simo, it appears that the guy from the intro, El Risitas, died today... He will forever be in our hearts telling the universal Swadian Experience
Best M&B TH-camr
Lady Isolla of Suno is the only rescue for Swadian nation.
Swadia declared war on *EVERYONE*
In my game Swadia actually fared very well. They got Grunwalder castle and Veluca from the Rhodoks, Halmer from the Khergits and Jelbegi and Knudarr from the Nords.
Shut up, simp.
In my game i sides with Swadia and now we are wrecking both Rhodoks and Nords. Still at war with Nords but Rhodoks are pretty much on the path of being wiped out with Yalen, Veluca and Jelkala being Swadian controlled.
When you are from Spain and you understand the video at the beggining
Just like we Germans in all the downfall parodys.
What this video about
No jodas, otro español por aquí. JAJAJAJA
Im from Argentina and I do too
Yo me estaba riendo por el video y por los subtítulos xD
That intro though. Legit one of the funniest things I've ever seen. "Back right in time for the feast" 🤣🤣🤣
How to beat Prophesy of Pendor:
-just hire every guy in plate armor and on horseback
-3+F3
-enjoy
lol, pretty much. xD although, to be fair, PoP does have some pretty decent pikemen.
Those fucking sarleon halberdiers still gives me nightmares
@@strangeman8989 lol, indeed. :) Personally, I find the d'shar to be the worst though. They aren't the best at anything, but they are a bit too good at everything.
@@SethanderWald the d'shar marshal is pretty good at amassing huge army and sieging the Empire.And what did marius do he called in a feast.
@@strangeman8989 xD sounds about right! Lol.
Rhodoks: "It's over Swadia, I have the high ground."
Swadia: "You underestimate my power."
Swadia: "Still gets wiped out by player, keeps king harlous(name not worthy of spelling) in his own castle dungeon LOL"
Ive got a better one
Rhodoks: Its over, Swadia, I have the high ground
Swadia: you underestimate my CAVALRY
@@ogluqqychess4452 yea but swadia underestimated our crossbows all will bow before King Graveth the one true King
@@lionheart9867 dont you mean, all will *crossbow" in honor of king graveth
@@ogluqqychess4452 no all will bow in his honer
The Swadians taked down the video because there where not enough butter jokes in it :p
@@NotSimo The Swadians are like the ancient church, what they don't want to be seen, they burn it (maybe this is a secret request for another CK2 video? Don't know (?)
@@NotSimo *But then King Harlaus calls you for a Feast and meanwhile the video is taken down*
There's no such word as taked.
Where did the butter meme come from?? I don't get it
I established my Kingdom by defecting from the Vaegirs and taking over a castle from the Swadians. I was in a really weak point because I made the move too early with hope that lords would come to help, but long story short I proceeded to take over Swadia completely and recruited almost the entire faction into my new kingdom lol. One thing I realized is Swadian lords are very effective at helping to take and control territory.
Rhodok experience:
-Proceed to recruit and train crossbowmen
-In any kind of battle press f1 and this is the difficult part, aim at literally any kind of high ground far away from the enemy while you hold f1
-Release f1
-Repeat
That's what the Rhodok Sergeants are for.
Thats why you have crossbow men, the sergeants are here to delay the huskarls
king graveth needs more rhodok sergeants trained to counter the butter knights
Anakin's nightmare
@BlackDeathViral03 rhodok Sarge's are better than huscarl, because majority of them use blunt. Big Bois literally pay for themselves.
Rest on peace Risitas 😥
As a Swadian myself, I can confirm this is 100% accurate
That intro was one of the best pieces of comedy I’ve ever experienced😂
Swadian Infantry is the best Infantry
SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING
They are and have the best horses, I always play as them.
+Dat Mex Boi Thats funny
@@yeastyyeasty2168. Excuse me how 😂
@RASM_ Swadia is OP
Aidan Peterson huscarlssssss
The opening captions are hilarious! Lost 3 cities in one day... HAHAAHHA! I have seen Swadia get whipped like that and sure enough... Butterlord is having a feast!
the good thing with the re-upload is that i had to watch the video again but the bad thing is that i lost the heart that you have me in my comment :( (xd)
@@NotSimo LMAO
The guy is a sweetheart
I swear to god, that first part is so damn funny it could easily be a video in and of itself
Omg. The intro just killed me. 😂😂
That was a fucking masterpiece. I almost cried at the end.
Mount & Blade:Reuploadband
"BUTTERLORD" dude broke my ribs from laughing
this joke cooked up well after 4 years
First minute explains it all...
Next step: conquer the Nords and get their housecarls.
2: Load your castle full of them
3: Profit.
Huscarls? Not skyrim m8
@@ogluqqychess4452 huscarls is a thing. Have you never played the game? Do you think Skyrim made the term up?
Right this is hands down one of the best warband videos of all time
Because of this video I can never look at Count Despin the same way again.😂
Laughing until 2020 with intro 😂😂😂😂😂😂. You're fucking good man! I actually imagined the story unfolding hahahahhaa. Genius
its 2022 now, are you still laughing?
@@Jarttroz I'm still laughing
"Back in time for the feast" the level of self unawareness is almost illegal
This is what happens when you delay bannerlord
Hahahaha
Now the butter flows freely once again
I cant believe that it has been 3 years since i first saw this video. Still love this game and your vids
I remember wiping out literally all of swadia for rhodoks just for them to kepp every castle and kingdom and giving me 900 dener as composition...now theres no rhodoks
Once again after years, and just got back to the game again, the intro never fails to crack me up 😂😂
Dude the joke at the start is one of the funniest things I’ve ever experienced.
This will live in my head rent free forever
It will
And will be playing this periodically since the hidouts were added in game via disc
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT! The intro is hilarious. Much love from Portugal
OMG I cried of laughter at the beginning 🤣🤣
That beginning part of the video is the most accurate part of my experience with Swadia. I am helping my marshal to siege a castle from the nords when all of a sudden we are called for a feast. Because of this we lost our territory left and right. And you know what's even more hilarious? The counts including myself defected to join the Rhadoks. That alone tells me that the king is a lousy leader and is an easy target lose.
Honestly, those are the best and most fitting subtitles of the old man laughter clip out there lol
29 lords still say “King Harlus, he may long live!”
Dude this is literally the funniest shit I’ve seen in forever 😂😂😂
I'm fucking dying. "Back right in time for the feast"
One of the greatest things about this game are the personalitys and quirks of the kings and lords, and how consistant they are at it, its why this game is amazing and one of the reasons i still play it even with bannerlord starting to actually work, warband just has so much charm
* wap *
"Harlaus throws a 7 day feast in Praven"
lost it so hard
"back right in time for feast" i love this, always coming back to watch this part again lmao
Taken down so that I could get top comment with BANNERLORD WHEN
Bannerlord when
No
Early Access March 2020, BANNERLORD THEN
Whada faag yeahhhhhhhhhh boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
bannerlord march 2020 babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The beginning of this video keeps bringing me back over and over, it is so true it is knee slappingly hilarious!
That story at the beginning...perfection.
This is the best one of these you've done
great video (AGAIN)
Why tf was that intro SO ACCURATE and SOOOO FUNNY
Never did this man know how he would be immortalized as a meme.
This is like the good S.T.A.L.K.E.R shitposts but M&B.
I love it
I speak spanish...
But I laughed with the subtitles xD
@Svarog Is "Hombre Riendo distorsionado" or here is the link xD
th-cam.com/video/cDphUib5iG4/w-d-xo.html
th-cam.com/video/QT13kk8HDDo/w-d-xo.html
In my playthrough, the swadians only having praven and suno left, harlaus wont start wars anymore. Just throwing parties left and right 😂😂😂😂. On point harlaus being a partymonger
"How to master cavarly warfare:
-Press F1
-Press F3
Im deadxd
Me and my 100 Merc Cavs feel personally attacked.
That Intro Is Goated
"You're on your own chief" moments always happens to me, the heck i pay you for knight?
The first bit makes me laugh because it’s true, every fuckin time I start in swadia, it gets annihilated and I join a different faction with sense 😂
The song is Honeycomb Highway from Sonic. It's on Spotify btw
Due to Harlaus’s shenanigans I’ve never even questioned joining his ranks as a vassal, because under literally anyone else I’d have a much higher chance of getting the castle I rightfully own after besieging it
This is the best video Ive seen this year lmao
The intro was actually distracting for me because I can speak spanish. Awesome lol
best niche channel on youtube straight up
As a Spanish, understanding what the guy at the intro was saying and reading the captions was kinda hilarious.
Had to pause the video laughing during the first joke. Haven't laughed so much in ages
🤣 I come back to this video every time I think of M&B *just* to listen to that intro again
Rest in Peace homie. You made me laugh a lot.
RIP El Risitas, making the intro great and amusing
The first minute of this has me absolutely laughing my ass off I stg LMAO
I’m here in 2022. This shit has me rolling still 😂
That's hilarious 😂, never thought mount and blade would be that fun
The editing of that intro was only bettered by the humour. Absolutely superb. Only been playing three weeks and already witnessed the entire war party piss off for a party in the middle of a siege.
2:06
Super Move: Repeated pimp slaps