The Mount and Blade Vaegir Experience
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ต.ค. 2018
- The fifth faction in the faction experience series, the mount and blade vaegir experience.
this video is an edit/montage of mount and blade warband gameplay featuring the faction of the Vaegir, a faction that is specialized in Archery, and whose main enemy is the faction of the Nords.
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The Enemy has taken you prisoner.
Lost Item: Virginity.
No stop dimitri597 does not deserve that
@Aurora is dickplomacy a separate mod from diplomacy? Or are they the same?
@Aurora so uh, where can I find this mod? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Aurora thanks
Oh Shit !
And so began the mass migration of Slavs from CS GO to M&B Warband...all eager to show everyone their knife skills and their 360 no scopes...what an age we live in.
Russian fans of cs:go, dont like strategy games
Тебе что то блять не нравится?
@@planshetigri are you sure ?
@@WILLIAN_1424 ye
Bleytiful
ım watching this while my family fighting
nice
ulan ömer sen sen var ya sen
lol same
Noice
@@mon0988 Ulan mono
Watching this after playing Bannerlord is like visiting a museum.
Legit lmao
On the other hand, my computer can actually play warband. And not as a slideshow.
@@MrCharles7994 the fps during sieges is unplayable at times
@@caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755 Sieges are another beast entirely. I've heard that lowering the combat difficulty and speed helps make units dumber, so that may help. I've had these issues in warband and in bannerlord, except bannerlord is unplayable anytime I contact an enemy in a charge as well, which is a bigger issue.
MrCharles7994- Change your audio settings to help with sieges
Wow nice swadian armour you got there Comrade
question does 1000 stat man have a girlfriend, or wife or kids or igor?
king ghidorah butter
Fait foar yor gud cous evry tiem
Ragnar wears it too...
@@AvengerAtIlipa Ragnar confirmed as a swadian spy
Rhodok experience is just sitting in a castle and sniping mountain bandits
Greater Danemark I don't normally do this but i'm currently making a Mount & Blade Warband Native gameplay on my channel, I would be really appreciated if you check it out :)
Nah g
Gaming 4 Life no 💃
Greater Danemark :(
@@dauud4970 no
Ah the Vaegirs, the faction most known for their archers, and having an extreme weakness to other archers.
Luckily everyone else are bots and don't know how to hide archers so you just charge w knights and they die.
Apyr’s choice for secondary weapon is just him being the covid responsible warrior, mac range always
Apyr - друг.
Друг - Friend.
If that's a friend what does an enemy look like?
It's also pronounced "Druug"
Drug*
@@youtubeaccount5925 Droog*
Da. Its me.
The first faction I ever played
*MEMORIES*
Played Vaegir before Warband even existed, got some great memories taking cities with my bardiche swinging maniaks.
Thomas Weston first faction I fought against. Nord forever Babi.
NORDS TO WIN !!!!!
I remember my campaigns against the Swadians well, Comrade.
First faction I absolutely despised. Mostly because bardiche bois are tough to chew for cav, and I always went with Khergit back in good ol' M&B 1.011, since they had mounted recruits.
When you're a Vaegir, you laugh at the idea of using archery on horseback.
But it's cooler
@@Ayasa. I use crossbow
After sinking so many hours in Mount and Blade Warband, I can verify that it is great.
IKR
5:38 That priceless moment when you singlehandedly win your first siege ever in Mount&Blade and THIS happens
It happened, they sieged us for 8 days, they lost all 800+ I only lost 20 of my 80 men
I had that happen when I was striling it on my own on a kherg fort. Worst decision I made but became resourceful and overcame all khergs. Then the world
King Ragnar :Thats a Nice City you have under your dominion.
Slav: check
Hardbass: check
Cheeki: check
Breeki: check
Eradicate the filthy nords: check
Good content comrade
Communism: check
No food: check
MADA MADA you cannot forget the no food, it’s the most important thing
Great depression
Your mom who came from the northwestern side of Slovakia is a: Check
Please I don't know, I just don't, thanks.
You defile my beautiful Д with a latin A, I'll have your hands for that reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
г with r too
Simo in warband: Human ed shot machine
Simo in bannerlord: dude why are my men running 😁
When you hit cheeki breeki just right.
haha you said something in russian and he responded with a weeb ass weeb response like the filthy weeb he is.
@@NotSimo Yes. I was making a haha funny joke
CHEEKI BREEKI TOVARICH
Bardiche is the best weapon, fait me
I like more the Giant War Knife, feels more slav.
@@mauricioaguilar7227 its hard to image more slav weapon than bardiche
I just like more gigant knifes.
But is true.
Koifish v 1000 statman
PICkleS
2:10 "Angry russian tank instructor"
As somebody who cannot play a run without turning to Longbow/Two handed weapons (or Longbow/Polearm) at some point, this was oddly satisfying to watch
2:20 chasing ur little brother around the table
Друг vs Ironman
**duel of the fates starts playing**
*Salah - Eddine joined the server*
*Count Margarine Joins The Fight!*
*Ironman starts playing
*1000 stat man joins the Fight*
Друг win. Easy.
(Sry for mistakes) You woke up , killed people that were trying to rob you , ate butter , sieged castle , came home and played mount and блять. 11/10 Voronezh simulator
"That's a nice head you have on your shoulders" *_Intensifies_*
GOGOgomes lmfao
"the faction of the Vaegir, a faction that is specialized in Archery, and whose main enemy is the faction of the Nords."
Says it all.
So the english? 🤨
You left out the fact that the nords always beat the crap outta them as well
@@Deanobanno that is so not true with my current playtgrough, the vaegirs have taken Wercheg, Sargoth and Dhirrim right now. The nords only have tihr and some castles left, and Ragnar is constantly defeated. I don't know what's gotten into them.
@@bosscroc5526 man that's a rare sight the one time they started to win in my playthroughs they got into 3 way war and died
@@Deanobanno weird but i think vaegirs going ham on other countries are not that rare, in my playtrought they counqered the nords, swadia and the khergs (the last one was mostly by me lol, i was a vassal for them) but then i rebelled because yaroglek refused to give me more land.
Simo, we need to talk about that character you've made that almost resembles a human being. That must have taken you at least a couple hours playing with the sliders.
This is an intervention. We need you to stop wasting your time in character creation. You're an addict, you need help.
Simo I love you
This is definately going to get me back into warband. I missed those times when i could 80 man zerg a 10 man group of asshole raiders. And then out of nowhere came the steppe army to kick my ass.
As someone who's first playthrough was an archer build who Marshalled the Vaegirs to full conquest, I feel this in my bones
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR....
TH-cam CHANNEL
LESS TALKING
MORE RAIDING
WE WILL DRINK
So be it defend yourself xd
360 no draw
"its everyday bro but in russian" LMAO i lost it
Lol fun ending. Really enjoyed the video mate. Thanks for uploading and making my day brighter.
As a slav I am pleased with this chekkibrekki M&BW montage
Stalker is such a banging game
When you were shooting at the shields, aim lower for leg shots or slightly higher for a headshot.
Also pretty satisfying when you get an army of 200+ of solely archers, then tell them to 'fire at will' when the enemy is 50 yards away - the enemy being common looters. Very satisfying.
4:06 ахахх ору.
Ee bliyaaat
Лучший момент
ахаха блять топ момент
ну а хуле нам, русским
Well, сукаблядь, sorry for my bad english, but i just need to say it. Your content is just amazing, i really enjoy to watch your every video. This one make me feel really close to cry with laughter, cause all this russian memes and stuff. Keep it going, and thank you, товарищ.
Устин Матвеенко 100%
Троль
Tovarish... I love Mother Russia.
Greetings from México.
Устин Матвеенко а я за Грудинина, кандидат от народа!
jose ernesto cervantes escarrega greetings back to you ;)
Bardiche is my waifu
@gunnyblender Yes
@gunnyblender Both , Dont Ask How , Just Dont
Please keep up the good work ❤
Absolutely love your vids
This super awesome and entertaining montage! Just. Great.
Vaegirs,AKA Filthy Hanzo Mains.
We don't do that overwatch mainstream here. We are intellectual basement plebs
But M&B was first
Doesnt that mean Hanzo is a Veagir Player ?
You might be right, as he gets killed by a mad North called Torbjorn
Oh gosh... I'm Russian, and this vid EVEN MORE HILARIOUS fo me xD
On 2:11 I actually fell under the table in laughing convulsions
What does he say?
@@thelaughingcossack6521 i think its hard to explain but he learns young soldiers how to rule tank, if you wish you can google it wih "на максимальных оборотах" (copy) on youtube
😂не переводимый русский диалект😂
Is there something wrong with your graphics card? This mordhau footage seems really scuffed
Pretty sure it's just post editing stuff, game itself looks great to me, then the footage loses a bit of quality, then after editing a bit more quality lost, then youtube just straight up fucks your quality up even at 1080 to make the video size smaller for its servers
I love this content already. Subbed.
8/10
Needs more gopniks squatting listening to hard bass
If you loop this video it pretty much sums up my experience playing as the Vaegirs: endlessly flipping control of Reyvadin with the Nords.
This video, I come back to it every so often... This is just a treasure
Man i love your edits hahaha
can't wait for the vaegir commujnist revolution
The Parabellum will help(its WB module)
Red Wars will also help
When you own an enterprise in Khudan and suddenly you are being chased by 300 peasants
The best way for playing Vaegirs:
Create a Slavic Waifu Healer...
All Skills on INT and CHA
Surgery and others healing skills-10
Leadership-10
Engineer-10
Just enjoy how your wave of slavs demolish everything...
Mother vaergir
Babushka strat
This is the best edit that I saw for a looooooong time
Had an all vaegir archer army once, with whatever other troops I had as meatshield/frontline.
When on an open field, cycle the maps until you got one with a river or a steep hill/cliff. Let the arrows fly and retreat before they reach your frontlines.
Sieges was even easier, using the same tactics. Cuz quivers get refilled when a new battle starts and you never send them into the castle.
Tri-Tri- Tri arrowski.
Congrats on 55k. What, you're not there yet? Check again. Meteoric, boio!
Tri poloski
This means "Three stripes"
Addidas reference
2:10 "на максимальных оборотах хуяк пошел в автобус скорей бля"? WTF where did you find that? Oo
dunno how to translate this to english though =/ "On the maximum turns fucking go to bus asap" Oo?
На максимальных оборотах хуяк! - пошёл в окоп и стоишь, блять!
Просто обучение в танковых войсках Вегирской Народной Республики.
а окоп :/ боже, я глухой
Covalschi Eugen Союза Вегирских Социалистических Республик*
damn, where have you been all my life, i always wanted videos like this... i love it
Another Boris fan doing videos. Great stuff!
Nothing like watching Simo shoot a bow for almost 6 minutes
4:07 The most russian thing I've seen yeet
I really like how you used top tier Alex Jones memes. It really pulled this video together.
The moment when you are so into Simo's and Koifish's videos you start reading "Realistic! No Squatting without saving"
I am but a simple slav. I hear hardbass, I press like.
"Melee combat in Kingdom Come isn't realistic at all. If you want a more realistic combat system, play Mount and Blade!"
Mmkay...
Lolol I've both and KC is way more technical
Its a joke man...
Silly rabbits games are for kids
Arrow to the face from under a meter distance works either way so...
Does someone really have to woosh you
I pray for this video every day.. Thank you Simo
lol, I did almost the same build last night, Vaegir Archer, yet I hadn't even seen this video prior. I just wanted to create a Legolas-kind of character, and after winning a few battles, I thought "hey, let's check youtube to see if anyone else has done this" and, boom ! I stumbled upon this masterpiece !
Thanks for great vídeo humble Morrocan tea and date salesman! For Nord experience pls consider using Ivar's Revenge by Danheim. Very good song. Have a good day!
"Hand to bow combat"... GENIUS!
This hardbass makes this video much better and more satysfying to watch
Dude this is amazing
Dude wow! You'r my saver!!
I recently bought this game, after playing hundreds of hours in cs go.. Btw I started back days with Age of Empires 2 and some Lineage 2 clone games, and I always love to play somethings like this.
Last night played few hours and build decant army: 50 solders with some upgrades- 500 weekly cost (all unit tipes: inf,cav, arch/arb). and many of bandits run away from me, even mighty Vikings aka Sea raiders.
So yeah I'll go now to get few companions to train them and some backup, but yeah playing solo vs 10-15 is so fun and boost your skill so much (for me block hit, lead horse to right direction as well as attacking from right direction is kinda hard, but I feel it's not as that hard as master several recoil patterns, train ~30minutes before each game to not be newbie even after +1000 hours and deal with trolls,cheaters and just toxic persons or just big ego loosers who think they are the best of the best... of the best, and anyway they are better even your the best.. anyway you get my point of view).
Nice video dude :)
About time *rushes for headphones in class*
the Scream reference got the sub, fecking lol
Keep it up!
great video!
Blin this is good
someone actually made mount and blade fun to watch... he did it...
Ikr? Warband is great to play, but Isn't suited for a conventional let's play.
Infowars and cheeki breeki within the first 40 seconds.. LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED!
"you- lemme tell you something you filthy *sea riders* !!"
This one got me crack 😭
Man, this honestly makes me wanna improve my archery skill....
RAZ RAZ ETO HARDBAS!
I keep coming back to this masterpiece
Never thought id see a mount and blade mlg montage but then this showed up in my reccomended
Having played 1.3k hours of Warband, 3k hours of CS and embracing a multiplicity of different meme cultures, I can say this is my No. 1 wholesome video with all the phattest and thoroughbred memes.
Ps. Subbed
The ending sums up every time i retake a castle/town
Ps bannerlord when
lol one of the best warband vids ive seen. i usually play as a horse archer/lancer and my current army is rhodoks crossbows and swadian knights
this is amazing
2:13 Where can I get the audio of this beautiful voice ?
type ”как правильно ездить на танке”
Pretty sure how fast those melee swings are you eitehr grinded or cheated yourself to max stats
I have fond memories of them being the first faction I defeated. After I finish my first playthrough, I join their side. It was fun.
The swadian experience was the best. made me laugh so hard. I like your editing man, keep it up
I am from Turkey my cousin works for talewords. A little spoiler bannerlord is new pupg or csgo for next decade
My dad works at TH-cam's and he'll ban you!
@@Will-zs9ny he shall save me for wasting time
Gerçek mi ?
Lol i also work at TW Studios in METU Technocity
@@ogulbay8752 gercek mi diyorsunuz ya :D
Two handed bardiche instead of polearm Great bardiche master race?
To gulag with you
Two-Handed Bardiche is great the fuck you talking about
@@syrupee09 but it's not great like great Great bardiche
Two handed barchide is best weapon in the game
This is a masterpiece
This has to be the best of yours.
*ОООУ УЕАН БОĬ, BRINЮ TЖE PAIИ!!1! APYR МЖВЯЧНЕ ВЗДРЫЖНИ* 😎👌
some nice rashing B going down on this battlefield, suyka blyad
seems like you understand russian... all memes realy funny in the moment
Like/Заебись
The content is unreal. Good job LOL
Bro, those Alex Jones edits are fucking genius. Such a great representation of my reaction in game 😂
y no glorious Vaegir cavalry charge ;_;
I know right? I personally think vaegir knights are underrated
I love your sense of tumor 0_o
This editing was hilarious