Trump Admits to Stealing Documents, Lindsey Loves Herschel & MyPillow Mike’s Craziest Idea Yet
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 พ.ย. 2022
- Jimmy talks about watching holiday movies with his kids, the annual Christmas tree in Omaha being dragged by trucks into the Durham Museum, the U.S. Men’s Soccer Team advancing at the World Cup, a brawl that took place at a hockey game in British Columbia, polls showing that Herschel Walker is in a dead heat with Raphael Warnock for the Senate seat in Georgia, Lindsay Graham being in love with Herschel, MyPillow Mike Lindell announcing that he wants to be in charge of Republican Party campaign spending as the head of the RNC, Donald Trump being bigly upset about Jack Smith the Special Counsel who was appointed to oversee the investigation into classified documents, Eric Trump playing the daddy card, Mike Pence weighing in on Trump’s dinner with Kanye, and wholesome neighborhood shoe merchants are circling YE.
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Lindsey gonna mess around & end up pregnant & he only has up to 22 weeks to take care of it. At least Herschel will pay for it. . . .🤦🏽♀️
Lindsey says you should only get 15 weeks to take care of it.
@@kathleenr4047 So as Green said, up to 22 weeks.
@@kathleenr4047 Yeah. They are all so wack.
@@kingjamos2422 Not sure what you're saying. 15 weeks is not 22 weeks.
I think that's what he wants
Herschel, Fled Cruz and Miss Lindsey:
The ultimate stupidity cocktail.
It's like the Three Stooges on a bad acid trip.
LOL Miss Lindsey is the typical flip flopping snake in the grass 🤡🤡🤡
It's a reverse stupid oreo.
@@couragekarnga8735nooooo 😅
The true stupidity is the fact that Cruz, Lindsey, Bobert, MTG and the rest of their ilk get reelected.
That's what we always say up here in BC, "Went to the fights and a hockey game broke out!"
Thank you for raising awareness about Iran’s revolution. It’s very important to recognize Iranians are not their regime but held hostage by it.
How does Herschel Walker receive any votes at all?!?😩😭
I don't know. How did over 70 million people vote for a reject from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
Idk 🤷🏼♀️ that’s the real concern tbh it’s scary asf
How did Marjorie Taylor Greene get to keep her job despite her delusional and psychopathic tendencies?
White Christian Nationalist Georgians!
Because dump people
How is this man even allowed to keep harassing the Special Counsel and the DOJ without any accountability? If that was me I would have been in jail long time ago.
Not too smart to attack the guy who could send you and your family to prison for years.
Because they have been paided off.
@@jaynorris3722 👈 troll
Republican placed judges is the only reason; federalists society judges are tainted and crooked.
No pardon this time im hoping .
“Good luck finding a decent accountant” had me 😂😂😂😂
You know lifes not fair when people like kanye west and mike pillow have so much, and so many good and talented people are ground underfoot.
After this Georgia runoff, can we get a national law passed saying if you're going to run for a political office in that state, you have to live in that state for at least 5 years and prove you do live there. Not own property, not move there for like 2 weeks, not commute there.
Idk it's pretty funny to watch carpet baggers like Mehmet Oz get obliterated.
No homesteads in other states
Problem is that states have some constitutional leeway to say how their elections are run and they use a lot of wiggle room with that and now are trying to say that they have full rights over federal law.
But I agree with you. if it's for federal representation then there should be federal guidelines that all must follow and actually being a citizen fully participating in the state in which they are going to run.
@@gafls3151 The reality is that states have TOTAL jurisdiction in their elections and mostly it's a good thing. Georgia is electing *their* Senate representative, we should all stay the f out of it.
Stupid people will find a way to ignore those requirements. If Trump the biggest narcist that I know can lead people to elude saying they voted for Biden to sanction overthrowing our democracy. Sane white people plz tell your truth...you voted with your heart not your biases. You took the high road and I'm grateful for your courage. Admit this man lost the people's vote and a lot to become a 1 term POTUS.
That "ye - less" commercial was hilarious!
Mike as head of the RNC and Rick Scott as treasurer. What can possibly go wrong? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Speaking of head injuries, Hershel walker....... Brilliant.
The “KKYe” and the “Ye-less shoes” commercial: brilliant!
I think that's all Jimmy's writing. The great play on words seems to drop off when he's on vacation.
@@FrankBenlin I think so too. I think you meant to respond to Catherine, below, who praises the writers.
Eric Trump is starting to look like that guy who lives in the subway mens' room.
3:05 - the ending of that Canadian hockey fight in the stands. Is one of the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
Cruz, Graham, Walker; the modern-day version of Cerberus, the 3 headed monster that guards the gates of Hades...
04:43 lindsey did 35 push-ups, impressive Hershew COUNTED to 35, even more!
Witty!
I noticed that too at the time
He didn't count correctly. Watch it again. He goes from 22 to 32. 🤣
Oh dear god I didn't notice that lol. I was giving props to lindsey that he managed 35 pushups at his age but in fact it was 25 and maybe not even that because who knows if Herschel managed to count above 10 properly.
Trust he followed the teleprompter
My mother always said, "Tell me who you hang out with and I will tell you what you are."
Jimmy is amazing! I know he has writers, but his delivery is always on point!
People can tell when Der Trumspter is angry about a person when he attacks the person's wife!
I was absolutely thrown by that hockey clip’s ending. I looked away for like a second and thought someone else laid him out and was dying after I rewound and found he did himself in.
Makes my day every time I hear Lindel say Jimmy "KIMBAL" 🤣
I am pretty sure he said 'Kimble'🤣🤣🤣
Lindle might be thinking of Richard Kimble the Fugitive. Maybe he liked that show as a kid? Yet, i dont think it would have turned him into the con artist he is now.
@@Mister_Listener It's LinDELL (literally, it *IS* Lindell) and Lindell doesn't THINK at ALL. And I don't think he mispronounced it because he was thinking of anyone. I think he mispronounced it because he is simply an idiot who can't be bothered to READ the name of the host of the show, on any ONE of the zillion places it is written.
The result of years of burning big boulders in your glass pipe, right after your brain melts, your tongue cannot pronounce words because the brain wires have been short-circuited
@@paulmc3457 I was a drug addict for years and I’m not an insane idiot like Mike Pillow. That bozo gives junkies a bad name.
I HOWLED at the "horrible Ye-hole" line! Oh man, I want to use that!!!
Keep it coming, Jimmy & team. Genius!
You look like your transitioning. That's explains why you like jimmy kimmel; with your mental derangement and all.
I feel sorry for you if you get your humor from jimmy Kimmel 🤣🤡
I loved the KKYe line the best.
Your Show is always the best man.. Makes my night every time I see it I go to sleep laughing.. Hershel Walker What a clown.
Yes old possy pant dementia ridden Biden you ignore, shows your lack of knowledge.
The shoe segment was hilarious 😆😂 🤣 !!!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. LOL
That monologue Jimmy did, on that video, was one of the best & funniest, that I ever saw. I was laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes. The funniest part is, it's true.🙏❤️GOD BLESS YOU JIMMY. AMERICA LOVES YOU!!!❤️🙏
Lindsey has nothing to worry about. He knows if he gets pregnant Hershel will take care of the problem and even send him a get well soon card after.
LMAO!
😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
OMeffing God! That Yay-Less Shoes skit is brilliant!
Lindsay having to listen to Walker tell his stupid storrys over & over again Is gold
"It's hard to do pushups with an erection!" 😂
Storys*
The more I see Ms Whimsey the more I wonder what they're blackmailing him with. Seriously.
Lindsay is used to it, he listened to Trump's bull over and over again.
I watch all 5 monologues on youtube every morning. It's an excellent way to start the day.
Jimmy’s monologues are always fresh and funny!! Love it!
all he does is trashtalk on politics & its gets stale!!
So why do you watch him so much?
@@MultiBlock22 I never watch his trash show,only the youtube
segments with his liberal hate attacks
@@The1djdaveand yet you’re here!
@@The1djdave Not watching helps the human soul, mind, or spirit feel better.
Whenever I need a good laugh I look for Jimmy & Guillermo!
I gotta admit, that was one of Jimmy's best opening monologs and the Ye-Less Shoes was the inspired icing on the cake.
Word. Really good
Agreed! I was actually dying at the ye less segment 😂
In my house, you've been known as Jimmy Kimball since we first heard Pillow say it. It's friggen hilarious. The fact that he STILL says it? Just perfect.
RIGHT??!🤣🤣🤣
I'm starting to think the reason Lindsay's out there worshipping Herschel Walker is because Donnie and Kanye made dear old Miss Lindsay a little jealous, so he decided he'd have a "black friend" too.
Every time I see Herschel Walker with the likes of Flimsy Gram, I am reminded of the movie "Get Out". I'm not sure if his brain was scooped out yet or not, though.
If Walker wasn't running for congress, he would be mowing Miss Lindsay's yard.
@@zebeart8808 I think Ms Lindsey wants to have Herschel's baby!
@@zebeart8808 and getting miss Lindsay pregnant
Trump is so scared of Jack Smith, you’d think he was a Salad! 🥗
Well, his goose is about to be cooked! Smith's gonna dice him like the overgrown carrot he is!
Those clips of Cruz and Graham with Hershel Walker remind me of the movie "Get Out".
As a proud Canadian, after watching that hockey fight, I gotta say: Yeah. - that's about as Canadian as it gets.
Let's not forget when the Canucks lost the Stanley Cup and the city rioted for something like 3 days while the police stood back and watched - no way they were getting into it with hockey rioters. .
That glass got 2 minutes for third man in.
Glass FTW.
Did he say Soory when he woke up, I wonder?
No wonder Canada is a friendly, safe and peaceful country if they fight by hugging. 🥰
I love the fact that Jimmy makes the GQP so mad.
That's how you know you're on the right side of history.
Doesn't take much to piss them off though...
@@darkstorminc unless you have a real strong white supremacist base, apparently
Thin skin is easy to penetrate.
@@Axolotl_Mischief I just wonder why it says GQP instead of GOP ? Qanon?
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗😉❤️👍
I agree but I am a little bit disappointed that we didn't get to see jimmys my pillow guy. I love the guy that plays the mypillow guy.
@@strangemanmtd8350 don’t worry something tells me we are going to get too much of him in the next 2yrs lol
I watch from Australian. Jimmy's both funny, and pertinent. I watch MSNBC, etc, but Mr.Kimmel is up to date with news.
@@mort8143 😊👍
@@strangemanmtd8350 😊👍
"Mike: everybody wants you to behead the RNC..." I second that!
Jimmy, thanks for mentioning the Iranian revolution! 🙏😉 BTW, Iranian football team met with the president before going to Qatar and instead of showing their support for the protests, begged for money and support! Because of that, many Iranians were rooting for the team US this time, which is hilarious! There are videos showing Iranians celebrating US victory after the match! Hahaha
You guys don’t get us. Canadians are polite people. He was KOing himself to save the other guy the trouble. Very considerate if you ask me.
A stand up guy laying down.
I think the wife/girlfriend did it. They are sneaky like that.
😂😂 that was crazy
Canadians are passive aggressive, not polite. I speak as a Canadian.
Never try to take a guys Kokanee at a hockey game, e h?
I love that button Miss. Lindsey is wearing. "Run Herschel, Run". I wonder if Herschel realizes Lindsey's comparing him to Forest Gump minus the humanity.
and IQ
That’s an insult to Forrest Gump.
🤭🤫
Forrest inner PATHOS had the innocence of a child,not the narrccisim of a politician.
Miss. Lindsey, I am not a smart man, but I do know what a insurrection is. Why does Trump not love me
I always wonder how Mike Lindell escaped out of a comic into our reality. But running for the RNC would bring him right back into another comic.
Jan Radtke-- Mike Lindell can be in charge of RNC in the Federal Penitentiary System !! Instead of cigarettes to bribe the other prisoners, he can give them his "My Pillows"
Love that thumbnail, once Walker loses the runoff, Cruz and Lindsey will never speak to him or look at him again.
Jimmy the best chat show host mocking trump classic i, love it
LMAO! The "KK-YE!" YE-LESS SHOES! HILARIOUS!!
Jimmy, you make my day. I listen to all the other news and then I turn to you to make me laugh.
I'm surprised Herschel Walker can count to 35.
He can, but he accidentally skips past the other numbers on the way there.
He didn't do 35 push ups unless he started at 31.
Jimmy you are the best..You are the only talk show I have watched for years.Thank you,you keep us laughing and hopeful..merry Christmas to you and yours
I get the gratitude. Eric's father gave him a high-paying "job" in a corner office with windows in a tower, a thing he would never otherwise have.
You’re a very funny guy jimmy, I always have a bit of a giggle whenever I watch the show especially when you effectively shaft trump. I’m from Australia and there’s nothing better then sticking right up someone and they don’t even get it🤣🤣
As an Aussie, Jimmy restores my faith that there is still some slim hope for America to avoid complete self-destruction.
Kimmel needs to have stand alone videos for their faux commercials
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for making me laugh every day!!
most impressive is that Herschel can count to 35
I slipped in the tub this year and smashed my head twice off the toilet trying to get up and THAT didn't even knock me out LOL
So did Donald trump just mistakenly admitted to taking the documents from the White House?
(Angelic choir)
Miracle!
When the FBI said 'You have TS SCI documents' he didn't say "No I don't," he said "They're MINE I declassified them!"
Like EVERYTHING else he has bragged on camera about what he is accused of.
OMG I am actively looking for a ye-less shoe store in my area. Too funny. Love this show.
Jimmy Kimmel is absolutely hysterical
Jimmy is so funny. I love his humor.
Oyyyyy!!😂 That Ye-less Shoes commercial is priceless! As a Jewish woman, I truly appreciate this! Kudos to the writers, Jimmy and the production team in the making of this “commercial”
Lol Jew”ish” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Con-Ye loves fishsticks. 🐟🍆
@@wiziswise3575 What are you 5?
@@lawnman3638 I think he likes to add an 'ish' to anything because it is 'kind of' funny. Then he had to pre-LoL it and then cry obnoxiously forever. Etiquette.
I suspect he's probably 8ish.
Funny how you called me childish but didn’t comment on the idiot above who said “Con Ye Likes Fish sticks” how is my comment worse than that?Lol get real
"My father fought.... for this country" lmfaaaao . He could barely get that out of his own mouth 🤭
Hilarious to hear that of a draft dodger...he didn't do sh*t for anyone except himself.
He could not come up with one that's why he stutter...
"my father fought for this country"
He had to pause so he wouldn't say Team Russia
His father fought hard to give everything to Putin
A guy with no manhood trying to talk about fighting...of course he could barely get it out. He doesn't speak fighting. He's fluent in dodging. I bet he played a mean game of dodgeball. 😏
Went to a fight and a hockey game broke out!😂🤣😂🤣😂
Thank you for consistently providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!
KKYE, love it! top form as usual Jimmy.
This show's writers continue to amaze and delight me. A standing ovation for whoever came up with Ye-less Shoes.
Did anyone else get an age-restricted notice for this video?
@@couragekarnga8735 nope
It's a great joke but it was already said around the beginning of Ye losing all his contracts.
If you are amazed by these writers then you really need to go back to school and get a proper education.
Cracked me up. Loling with a pit in my gut. But clever.
The ye-less shoes skit was funny 🤣
If you add the I.Q. of Herschel Walker and Mike Lindell together, you would still end up with a single digit.
Omg. Ye- less is pure creative genius.
Aw, Eric wasn't hugged enough (at all?) by his father growing up. And it shows.
Priceless the Ye-less shoe commercial! Kudos!
It's very cool to see Mike Lindell single-handedly
bring back MAD TV.
I love me some Kimmel!
I like it when they post the monologue on TH-cam before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
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It's 10:06pm ET
I like it when you like it that they post the monologue on TH-cam before the actual airtime on television. (You're in eastern time).
That Ye-Less Shoes is gold
I read the second part of the title as "Lindsay Loves Herself" by accident reading quickly! It is just as true...
Without My Pillows lindsey will not have anything to bite
there must be something in that pillow material that is driving the republican party insane
He has his pipe
Lol ye-less shoes was priceless
Thank you Jimmy for mentioning the struggles in Iran, no one else has the guts to talk about this
We need a word combining huckster and huckleberry ... "lindell" seems to fit.
Thanks so much for the humor. You give the world grace.
Lindsay’s “roommate” may have competition when Hershel moves in. I wonder how MeeMaw is taking it.
Three good reasons not to vote Republican.
Lindsay + Herschel+ Teddie = creepy geezer love
Lindsay has doomed himself to his own personal hell lol
They keep reelecting him. 🙄
@@starsabove8059 Well.... it is South Carolina.
Sadly. No. He has no wife, no children, nothing but his stupid job. He's such a loser and pathetic.
Lohan?
@@djguapo nope, Lady Lindsey
How is herchel walker dead even with Warnock? What is going on in Georgia?
Georgia wants to be annexed by Texas, and Herschel Walker will take of that if he wins since he really lives in Texas
The huge early vote is a good sign for Warnock.
@@sharongelfand5065 Hopefully so.
One of the best ye less commercial , lol.thanks jimmy
Very funny 😁 Jimmy! Keep them coming. 😂🥂🌈😎🎄
As a person who is an "Omaha transplant" (moved here years ago) that Durham thing is just how Nebraskans have a "Phuck it. Let's just get this DONE!" attitude. Lol
Pretty sure that's how they get the tree in there every year as well.
@@Borg561 Yeah, prolly. Lol
I do not often laugh that hard at a pseudo ad, but that was absolutely fantastic.
Thank You Jimmy: relentlessly pursuing the MAGA seditious cult. 🇺🇲🦖☄️
I don't want to look like a ye-hole, so I'm going ye-less as well.🤣🤣🤣
If Cruz and Lindsay really liked Herschel so much, they would have wanted him to run for office in their state.
Herschel can count, wow!
Love you Jimmy and G !!! Keep up the good work and thank your crew for me
G 😂😂😂
I didn't know I wanted Mike Lindell to be chairman of the RNC, but do now.
Pillow Guy runs for the chair of the RNC, and DT runs for Speaker of the House. OMG, the fun we could have....
Lol “ it’s hard to do push-ups with an erection, that’s a lot “ omg 😂😂
The GOP, It's as if the internet trolls of America all got together and formed a political party.👿🤡💩
Now, *that* makes sense. Thank you.