Trump’s Sweaty Chat with Piers, Giuliani's the Most Vomitous Masked Singer & MyPillow Mike's Plea

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  • Jimmy’s son Billy turned five today and is doing great, Queen Elizabeth turned 96 and Mattel commemorated the event by releasing a doll of her, Donald Trump squatted down for what appears to be a contentious chat with Piers Morgan, we play a round of Trump or Glazed Honey Ham, Sarah Palin told the Associated Press that she would be open to being Donny’s running mate in 2024, Rudy Giuliani was revealed as “The Masked Singer” and two of the hosts Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke were so upset they walked off stage, MyPillow man Mike Lindell is close to releasing all his evidence that proves the election was fixed and wants to get Jimmy involved, masks are off at the airport now and an intoxicated person thought it would be a good idea to annoy Mike Tyson on a flight, a new study shows that the result of more people keeping cannabis around the house is an increase in animals overdosing on pot, and we bleep and blur the big TV moments in “This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.”
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  • @sierra7202
    @sierra7202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Wow, I had no clue that The Masked Singer was having such a serious predicament finding people willing to perform, that they are now digging through the trash & sewers!

    • @AlexSeverinski
      @AlexSeverinski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They had Caribou Barbie on. It's not beyond the real of impossibility that they'd take Rudy Colludy.

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're republican cucks now.

    • @vilebrequin6923
      @vilebrequin6923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And the cemeteries, apparently 🙄

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      even from Transylvania.

    • @ekibirigeable
      @ekibirigeable 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They just want the controversy and the publicity that goes with it. In show business, ALL publicity is good publicity 🥺, unfortunately. Don't be surprised if you see tRump on there some time soon. Nothing is beneath him...or any of his kids

  • @alfonsogarcia8601
    @alfonsogarcia8601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    In behalf of all the Mexicans in Las Vegas, thank you for keeping Guillermo on the show, he makes us proud.

    • @generaltso6914
      @generaltso6914 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? Proud of Mexicans depicted as drunk, stoned, stupid, lazy. Not me. My family is part Mexican, we have more pride.

  • @donna8243
    @donna8243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    The airlines letting those banned passengers to fly again is a mistake. It shouldn't matter why they were banned, they were acting like assholes and didn't follow the rules. No backsies.

    • @leequinn2733
      @leequinn2733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They may be allowed to fly but some still face federal charges, and if found guilty may face imprisonment and heavy fines. The ones that are given probation will think twice about reoffending.

    • @tomillakockingbird1754
      @tomillakockingbird1754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed but money talks and the airlines want those passengers in their money.

    • @mbryson2899
      @mbryson2899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Prosecute them for criminal offenses but also ban them for life as matter of company policy. They're not fit for flying.

    • @elainstill1671
      @elainstill1671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't trust psychos on planes,
      No thanks, I'll drive.

    • @markz9190
      @markz9190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elainstill1671 Drive to a Biden rally, genius.

  • @SarahSmith-el9cu
    @SarahSmith-el9cu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I'm Irish and I was so shocked when my mam and dad explained to me that Rudy Giuliani was once highly regarded, respected and well liked, even internationally... he really chose the dark side in the end, didn't he.

    • @eargasm1072
      @eargasm1072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Boozing didn't pan out in a positive way for Ghouliani

    • @alibarnett408
      @alibarnett408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Neither did trumping

    • @jljaxn
      @jljaxn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rudy was the Governor of New York during 9/11… So his involvement and outrage was when “United We Stand”

    • @adolfryan1930
      @adolfryan1930 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s funny how you Irish Americans have signed up for the new world order replacement. Liberals. You will be the death of humanity . So wrong yet think your so right

    • @bandit4915
      @bandit4915 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obviously your thinking is entirely upside down . You should listen to your Daddy

  • @darlenedavis5214
    @darlenedavis5214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Deep and sincere apologies to the great Robert Duvall

  • @jimmybuffet4970
    @jimmybuffet4970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    You think Guillermo ever thought he'd be on national TV? How surreal to be working parking one day and then your life changes

  • @imatugwaddle2291
    @imatugwaddle2291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Curse you, Jimmy Kimmel!! I will NEVER be able to enjoy a honey-glazed ham AGAIN!!! 🤮

  • @jerometaperman7102
    @jerometaperman7102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The joke way back in 2012 was that, if they had a Trump-Palin ticket, it would be the "You're fired-I quit" campaign.

  • @coleengoodell7523
    @coleengoodell7523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Billy's question about the Amazon guy was the cutest thing that I've heard lately. The last adorable thing was my 7 year old granddaughter after overhearing a conversation her Mom and I were having asking, "Do I have an inner child?".
    Happy Birthday Billy! God bless.

  • @gobigorange
    @gobigorange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    A pumpkin slathered in margarine is hilarious an accurate 😂

    • @jameskonzek8892
      @jameskonzek8892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That took me comedically off guard. 😂👍

    • @email4664
      @email4664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Margarine will never be in my fridge.....ever....

  • @randallforeman3143
    @randallforeman3143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Donna is right. When there are no consequences for bad actions, those bad actions will continue. Anybody who has kids knows that.

  • @brandonclark6431
    @brandonclark6431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “No it’s definitely not Robert Duvall” lol I admire the level of disappointment the good Doctor was able to emote there.

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    It's so heartwarming to hear Jimmy talk about his kids and happy birthday to his son 🥰 it's so heartwarming to hear about it takes a break from all the craziness.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Watching Morgan interview Trump is as unappealing as watching Giuliani sing on The Masked Singer.

    • @souglas
      @souglas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I'd rather watch paint dry than a show called The Masked Singer

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@souglas Watching grass grow is good too, but I feel an actual dumpster fire can be quite exciting to watch!

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Exactly.

    • @kingjay1628
      @kingjay1628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Donny is in his feelings as we speak.

    • @ronhunt9396
      @ronhunt9396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Glad I don't watch that show

  • @quincyfowler671
    @quincyfowler671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When you have to declare that you are honest, you probably have something you're hiding. Truly honest people let their deeds display the truth.

    • @gemineye76
      @gemineye76 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      when you are consistently battling against fraud claims that take a long time to be exposed, you get agitated quickly. No politician is honest, good thing that guy wasn't a politician. Granted, an ego type alpha who over-inflates but definitely more honest than the current or last bunch going back to at least '88 if not sooner.

  • @titaniumteddybear
    @titaniumteddybear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Anyone who says Bernie Sanders shouldn't run because "they won't let him change anything" is admitting that America's politicians don't care about the opinion of America's voters.
    Which means a Sanders presidency is even more vitally important than people think.

    • @anthonyfuqua6988
      @anthonyfuqua6988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It may be, I'd vote for him but socialism is a dirty word in America.
      He'd be better off just calling himself a democrat. Also, that Brooklyn accent is like nails to chalkboards for some people.

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bernie shouldn’t run because, if by some miracle he won - he wouldn’t - he’d make a horrible president. He’s done zero as a senator. I’m a staunch Democrat, btw.

    • @anthonyfuqua6988
      @anthonyfuqua6988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ceerads He would never win in the 1st place. I'm afraid a Dem
      Socialist would wreck the economy worse than Trumps final few months in office and Biden's problem ever since. What I do like about him is I think he'd tell the truth. Good or bad. Plus he's so anti-war I think oir adversaries would try to walk all over us.

    • @anthonyfuqua6988
      @anthonyfuqua6988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think Trump had the amphetamine sweats during the whole interview with Piers Morgan.

    • @suzanneyoung1729
      @suzanneyoung1729 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmmm...

  • @AnnieWarbux
    @AnnieWarbux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Ex-President Mr.50,000 LIES, claims to be an Honest man?!
    Lie #50,001!!🙄

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bing, bing, bing, we have a winner. 😄

    • @michaell2496
      @michaell2496 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, everything he said ended up being true and the state media was found to have lied. Russian collusion for 3 years has brainwashed you.

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🇺🇦💛🇺🇦

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Trumps for Prison 2024!😁

    • @larryaldama1673
      @larryaldama1673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trump is a Taritor 🤣

  • @MrIz1978
    @MrIz1978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm never going to be able to enjoy some honey glazed ham again 😩

  • @sugarcookiecube
    @sugarcookiecube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Jimmy slays it!!! He keeps America sane. Thank you Jimmy.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @KimmieWrangler
    @KimmieWrangler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Of course Fox thought it was a great idea to put Robert Duvall, Oh sorry I meant Rudy Giuliani on the Masked Singer! I wouldn’t have given him a spot on a wall more less on a game show!! But that’s Fox for ya!! 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Come on! We are talking about Fox here...

    • @KimmieWrangler
      @KimmieWrangler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kenrickeason 👍🏻💯😄

  • @micregil
    @micregil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I came across the comment, "I wish they would stop electing people that were teenagers when the lightbulb was invented" that's a good one.

    • @ryanricks3002
      @ryanricks3002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yo that is stupid funny and sad cuz Bernie wants to run again

    • @czechmate784
      @czechmate784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanricks3002 No, no, please, God, no...

    • @ryanricks3002
      @ryanricks3002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@czechmate784 yup get ready it’s the age of the Dinosaurs , next will be senator fianstene dementia riddled mind

    • @reggiedunlop5167
      @reggiedunlop5167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always say, "We elect people to run our country that we wouldn't let drive a car".

    • @badtoad6865
      @badtoad6865 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are alot of young smart people, yes please take over!!!

  • @Shari466
    @Shari466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Love to your son and family Jimmy. I remember the heart breaking news after his birth. So glad that he's healthy and being a normal 5 year old. Happy Birthday to him ❤

    • @desireeespinosa3954
      @desireeespinosa3954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I literally just heard about that today and watched it…. Heartbreaking and beautiful

    • @selah71
      @selah71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What happened to his son?

    • @kellycook3914
      @kellycook3914 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@selah71 his son was born with a heart defect requiring multiple surgeries and led Kimmel to be an advocate for the Affordable Care Act republicans were trying to dismantle for over 8 years. The ACA protects people with pre-existing conditions like his son from being kicked off their insurance. The ACA or Obamacare has been a life saver for millions of Americans and it boggles the mind why republicans want to eliminate it with no replacement.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@selah71
      He was born with a congenital heart defect which required multiple surgeries. So terrifying having to go through that as a parent.

    • @anneheimburger3186
      @anneheimburger3186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@selah71
      It was an emotionally difficult time for any family, luckily kimmel had insurance and the money to pay for what could have been a tragedy for many families who didn't have the means to help their child. Mr. Kimmel expressed that he hoped all Americans would be able to care for their children and expressed that all Americans be insured.

  • @ianmccombie0
    @ianmccombie0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love that Jimmy is giving Guillermo more screen time, even tho he’s always drunk🤣

  • @chessdad182
    @chessdad182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Trump is a gold mine of comedy. Maybe Piers would have been better off interviewing the honey glazed ham.

    • @bellaventimiglia35
      @bellaventimiglia35 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re pretty funny yourself! 😂🤣😂

    • @SammySam316
      @SammySam316 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just about to say that the late night hosts secretly miss Trump.

    • @ruthhenderson5413
      @ruthhenderson5413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or even the crazy badass honey badger Trump wears on top of his head. Honey badger don't care.

    • @joaquinvaladez2070
      @joaquinvaladez2070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honey Glazed Tangerine 🍊 face is not funny in any shape or form. He a danger to Democracy because he constantly lies. A public Influence Peddler and a evil doer.

    • @lucyrickard9182
      @lucyrickard9182 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      That's hilarious!!

  • @tfcooks
    @tfcooks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    He still calls Jimmy "Jimmy Kimble" so f-ing funny.🤣🤣🤣

    • @ricksaunders8074
      @ricksaunders8074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats by design

    • @tomillakockingbird1754
      @tomillakockingbird1754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Of course it is. DJT never loses an opportunity to try to demean someone.

    • @ricksaunders8074
      @ricksaunders8074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tomillakockingbird1754 Demean someone They take a shot He takes one
      He knows how to push a button

    • @tomillakockingbird1754
      @tomillakockingbird1754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ricksaunders8074, true but that's a very childish attitude. Why waste energy and time doing something like that? What's to be gained?

    • @ricksaunders8074
      @ricksaunders8074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tomillakockingbird1754 You mean like a every night monolog bashing Trump
      There's more to make fun of
      Like Joe Kamala Hunter etc....
      you maybe right

  • @boondocksdragon8959
    @boondocksdragon8959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Alrighty, so I'm off ham forever. 😂 Thanks, Jimmy.

  • @maryelizabeth6797
    @maryelizabeth6797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Watching the ‘Masked Singer’ is like watching a car crash on the highway.

  • @rebeccahenderson7761
    @rebeccahenderson7761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I LOVE Bernie!! He may be old, but the man is brilliant, can complete a full sentence intelligently each & every time, has a lifetime of integrity in serving the people and is a pitbull for the People, Business & our environment!!! Feel the Bern!

  • @annsanse2935
    @annsanse2935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    i love how you announce that your son is 5 years old and hold up your hand and say, "yeah, he's this many."

    • @KNR90
      @KNR90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's for the 5 right wing viewers

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KNR90 Because math turns out to not be their thing lately. 🙄

  • @4charmie
    @4charmie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Hey Jimmy, Your show got me through the 4 long years of trump and now the war in Ukraine. Thank you for making me laugh.

  • @generosembe6951
    @generosembe6951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    😂😂😂😂I like the title “Trump’s sweaty chat with Pears Morgan “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣and I’m here for it lol!

  • @danmbogosian
    @danmbogosian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm looking forward to hearing Trump sing YMCA as the Masked Singer

    • @maxmoon2254
      @maxmoon2254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even better a biographical “I Fought the Law”.

    • @americanbulldog2015
      @americanbulldog2015 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is it with him and his obsession with the Village People?

  • @lisaholmes8881
    @lisaholmes8881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I will never eat ham again!

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    So wonderful
    to hear Jimmie's son is ok. Love Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo for bringing the laughter!

  • @carlychamberlain4237
    @carlychamberlain4237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Omg Ken Jeong's "no that's not Robert Duvall" is perfection, poor guy just trying to pay his bills with a fun silly show.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can just hear the joy draining away in his voice

  • @aesopsinspiration4716
    @aesopsinspiration4716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I must admit that I rewound several times trying to figure out if that was a suit or a very uninhibited male model with a very small...member. I'm still not sure, but I still laughed each time I watched!

  • @desireeespinosa3954
    @desireeespinosa3954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I listened to your interview with Kara on Sway…. I have a new found respect for you Jimmy. And I want to say I’m embarrassed that you get a bunch of death threats. I personally wish nothing but the best for you and your family and friends

    • @syman4047
      @syman4047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm only half way through the video, but who's Kara on Sway? Jimmy has grown to be Hollywood's true treasure, spreading fair criticism and sharing his views from the heart. He is Hollywood's talkshow host. I'd argue Seth is New York's. Stephen is a diva, preferring interviews to focus on him VS the guest. See: Any video where the guest is not a politician, or associated with LOtR. He dismisses John Oliver's wit a lot in his interviews, and talks over the audience's applause. I noticed that, and then I noticed it with other guests. Fallon also prefers attention, but is open to riffing it up. Anyway, Jimmy and Seth laugh with YOU, and the GUESTS... So whos Kara on Sway?

    • @christopherporter2459
      @christopherporter2459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@syman4047 check out Stephen's interview with Andrew Garfield from November 2021

  • @daniel_wilkinson
    @daniel_wilkinson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Best way to interact with Mike Tyson is from 50 meters away, and with a head start.

  • @plz1277
    @plz1277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I can’t stop laughing!!! “Trump or Ham?” 😂😂😂😂
    I seriously may have peed a little on this one 🤭

  • @harrowgateguy
    @harrowgateguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    There’s no one under 80 proven to be as committed to the American people as Bernie.

    • @robinwashington4948
      @robinwashington4948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I KNOW RIGHT 🥺WHY HE COULDN'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT???WHY, WHY, WHY??? I LOVE BERNIE.

    • @beaupianiste3738
      @beaupianiste3738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robinwashington4948 Bernie's the best! A lot clearer headed than folks 1/2 his age.

  • @martithornton241
    @martithornton241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Happy birthday Billy! 🎊🎉🎈🎊🎉

  • @MaybeGodwillsaveMe
    @MaybeGodwillsaveMe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Does anyone tell him he looks orange? I just don't understand how someone could look so orange and not realize it.

    • @billybobwombat2231
      @billybobwombat2231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The emperor has no clothes.

    • @stellawynia9542
      @stellawynia9542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you been living under a rock?

    • @anilachar323
      @anilachar323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe T doesn't like his natural 'diluted rosemilk pink' complexion...?

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He blames it on the "new lightbulbs", the modern, efficient ones.

    • @tm13tube
      @tm13tube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes and blend around the edges.

  • @jorenthar9186
    @jorenthar9186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I saw an interview with Mike Tyson recently, he said he's not an angry person, unless you threaten his wife, his kids or annoy him. Not that I'd ever meet him, but I took those words to heart.

    • @eddylorenzo5033
      @eddylorenzo5033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts we have to respect the words of a heavy weight boxing champ 😆 🤣 don't take his words kindly

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tyson should sue that guy for assault. It was clearly self defense.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is easily annoyed though.

  • @BobMacNeal
    @BobMacNeal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "He's like a pumpkin slathered in margarine." No one punks private bone spurs like Jimmy Kimmel. I tip my hat to Jimmy's writing team.

    • @PrometheusZandski
      @PrometheusZandski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That almost knocked me off my chair. I'm going to be using that in the future.

    • @sandrabarrie84
      @sandrabarrie84 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trumplethinskin’s pixelated mushroom, his pumpkin head slathered in margarine, his orange peel, cheetos complexion, ear of corn hairdo, and his ham face…he’s the most disgusting thanksgiving dinner.

    • @markz9190
      @markz9190 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Bob...you going to watch "2000 Mules"?

    • @kevinconboy7387
      @kevinconboy7387 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You miss trump so much.

    • @markz9190
      @markz9190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kevinconboy7387 So do you. Let's Go Brandon.

  • @andrewseow7791
    @andrewseow7791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    G’day from OZ🍻🥂💕Slava Ukraine 💪🏻🇺🇦👏😘🙌🇺🇦

  • @Minifiguresandstuff
    @Minifiguresandstuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    TRUMP or honey glazed ham, love it!

  • @chrismilton2695
    @chrismilton2695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A crazy passenger thought it was a good idea to annoy Mike Tyson!!? I had to pause just to say Thankx Jimmy, now THIS..... this is good TV!!!!

  • @chillywillie6283
    @chillywillie6283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    MyPillow Mike is the new Unknown Comic from the old Gong Show. He knows how to keep idiots in suspense.

    • @markz9190
      @markz9190 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You gonna watch "2000 Mules"? Biden did not get 80+ million votes...Trump did.

  • @oilyoily2959
    @oilyoily2959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Jimmy you've made me not want to eat honey glazed ham ever again!

  • @shawnat8799
    @shawnat8799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Ken walked off. Hella newfound and immense admiration for him.

    • @FjS-GLY
      @FjS-GLY 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The chap that's famous for putting on a stertypical Asian accent on and getting naked a movie 10 years ago ?

    • @email4664
      @email4664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FjS-GLY more significant than yourself

    • @charzanboo9940
      @charzanboo9940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Walked off from a guy who brought New York City together during 9/11. Quite revealing of Ken's character indeed.

    • @cleffa173
      @cleffa173 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@charzanboo9940Um, you’re omitting some PRETTY important details there, pal.

    • @charzanboo9940
      @charzanboo9940 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@cleffa173 You're right. Rudy also cleaned up New York by taking on the mob when he was a federal prosecutor in the 1980s. Thanks for reminding me.

  • @daisyterry9508
    @daisyterry9508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Was guiliani paid for his appearance?? What a fall from grace for ",America's mayor"!! "You lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas"!!

  • @jack-a-lopium
    @jack-a-lopium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    To be fair... Morgan is essentially just the modern equivalent of a 19th century carnival barker... he has to get as many people into the tent as possible: 'Step right up folks, see my explosive new interview' and it's likely nothing of the sort.

    • @melodiephillips3514
      @melodiephillips3514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t care how he does it, anything to expose Trump for the low life he is!!! Let’s remember something people, Trump Actually believes in his little pea sized brain that he is the most honest man in the country. That’s how delusional he is

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Let’s not rehabilitate Giuliani

    • @michaell2496
      @michaell2496 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We will need to rehabilitate biden if we want Mr. Magoo to keep going.

    • @peggyfranzen6159
      @peggyfranzen6159 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Gotti agree!😃

  • @csldc
    @csldc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "He's like a pumpkin slathered in margarine..." 😂

  • @davidmckendry7684
    @davidmckendry7684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I will never be able to unseen and hear Trump vs Piers. Brilliant.

  • @toniroberts8117
    @toniroberts8117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omfg. I literally spit up dying in that Trump interview 😂😂❤️
    The scene when he got up and his pants fell omfg 😂😂😂
    As far as Trump melting.. I thought all those camera people had makeup girls that powder people’s face?
    Trump needs to hire a makeup girl. I’d consider but I’d want to actually get paid.
    I don’t have time to get in line between all the others who sue him for non payment.

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I thought you were always going to show him naked and I was just about to ask about that till I saw the last part of your clip on that interview, and I almost lost it, lol. 🙌🏻 I did not see that coming but it was perfect, lol! 🤣 Thank you for making us laugh during these crazy times. I love Guillermo, 🥰😍.

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in that promo,* There! FTFY 😑

    • @palmereldritch7777
      @palmereldritch7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Guillermo is a treasure, effortless funny. Kind of like the zen state of just being funny.

    • @micregil
      @micregil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I sure laughed about that, it was hilarious.

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@palmereldritch7777 He really is❣️🙌🏻

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@micregil 😉🙌🏻💞

  • @davidarbuckle7236
    @davidarbuckle7236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A Pumpkin slathered in margarine. Hysterical. I am going to save that.

  • @all_day309
    @all_day309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Extra points for Mike Tyson for beating that annoying dude down...

    • @markwalter1050
      @markwalter1050 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      and to think that it happened on a Jet Blue flight... I'm shocked 🙄

  • @kepler186f4
    @kepler186f4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "He's like a pumpkin slathered in margarine..."... his facial pores are like a topographical map of the lunar surface.

  • @janelacher9234
    @janelacher9234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Happy Birthday Billy! So glad he is healthy!!

  • @nathanielvashaw2328
    @nathanielvashaw2328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Rudy being on the Masked Singer show was a big mistake

    • @ronleight9341
      @ronleight9341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Did Rudy have to readjust his Mic while he was on the show?? Just curious

    • @carlosalvex
      @carlosalvex 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His mistake was too try to destroy Democracy for a treason ex Orange clown President who is running the Republican Circus

    • @sierra7202
      @sierra7202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wow, I had no clue that The Masked Singer was having such a serious predicament finding people willing to perform, that they are now digging through the trash & sewers!

    • @larryaldama1673
      @larryaldama1673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rudy is a coward and a Taritor 👍👍👿👹💀

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      rudy being on earth was a big mistake.

  • @jamesobrien4013
    @jamesobrien4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Trump or Ham? Absolutely brutal.
    I'm sure there are some of those that will not be to happy with this getting made.

  • @Me-wk3ix
    @Me-wk3ix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So glad his son is happy and healthy!

  • @gweppner4006
    @gweppner4006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Jimmy Kimbell" 😂😆🤣 Mike Pillow is a total maroon!

    • @michaell2496
      @michaell2496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude, jimmy is a crybaby. What are you talking about.

    • @denniskramer9657
      @denniskramer9657 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      like Bugs sez "what a ultra maroon"....

    • @jasonpannell8094
      @jasonpannell8094 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A MAROON? Oh god hahaha!

    • @trudygreer2491
      @trudygreer2491 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the most maroonic thing I've heard all day..

  • @johnsmith-ds5yt
    @johnsmith-ds5yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Keep on making us laugh Jimmy. Love your show 😃

  • @patjcoan
    @patjcoan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Trump or Ham may have been the greatest bit in television history

    • @peggyfranzen6159
      @peggyfranzen6159 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok." Oranges and Windmills"- was pretty funny!😀

  • @kimberlyrice4294
    @kimberlyrice4294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’d never even heard of The Masked Singer. Maybe guests like Rudy Giuliani is the reason why.
    I kept comparing Trumps sweaty face with Morgan’s, who did not appear to sweat at all. Knowing Trump likes his own image, I’m surprised he sat still under such hot lights. Reminded me of Nixon’s presidential debate with Kennedy, where Nixon looked like he’d just walked out of a sauna, dripping through his clothes, and JFK was - well, JFK at his best! There was quite a bit of talk about it since these debates were new to television.

    • @FurtiveSkeptical
      @FurtiveSkeptical 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a FOX show, so they're ok with random money ghouls, seditionists, and enemies of truth and democracy participating in their lil train wreck.
      They just try to pass em off as regular people.
      Disgusting.

  • @blkcatzette
    @blkcatzette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Happy birthday to your son and blessings to you and your family!!! Peace and Love!!!

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner7897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY 🎉🎊🎈🎈💖🌹🦋

  • @shampoojones5447
    @shampoojones5447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Seems like old news. I have dreamed about them walking offstage when Giuliani appeared 😆

  • @felixdelrosario6122
    @felixdelrosario6122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    nothing pisses Donald Trump off more than attacking his vanity. calling him "Old Man Trump" will trigger the "excuse me, excuse me "which he interjects when a question gets on his nerve.

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Congrats Jimmy on your son's 5th Birthday

  • @phoenixlight1111
    @phoenixlight1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    It might be the dumbest game you've ever played, lol, but it was funny AF. 😄 And, it's actually disgusting how much he really does look like a greasy chunk of ham......nearly identical. And my autocorrect suggested unethical, so yeah....he IS that too. Lol. I'm glad I can come here to laugh in unity about him. Thank you! 😊

  • @rachelcarson7119
    @rachelcarson7119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “God never intended for one group of people to live in superfluous, inordinate wealth, while others live in abject, deadening poverty.”
    -Martin Luther King Jr.

    • @teresabates1498
      @teresabates1498 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I totally agree wrong for so many people to be in dire poverty.Why a few in this country have all the wealth .It is morally wrong.

  • @alottocash6875
    @alottocash6875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As far as Palin is concerned. "You can put lipstick on a HAM, but it's still a HAM"

    • @teresabates1498
      @teresabates1498 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She can see Russia from her house.

  • @31emxof
    @31emxof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Klepper recently made a discovery about why he sometimes is actually popular at Trump rallies, and I imagine it's the same reason Lindell wants Jimmy to stick around. He's the heel! We're talking about crowds that love the bad soap-opera-worthy storylines of the WWE. It only increases the popularity and fun of following a Trump or a Lindell if they have recurring "villain" characters to play against in their crazy fantasy worlds. They're showmen...without a foil or some drama to stir, they're just bland, insane morons.

    • @vstarr77
      @vstarr77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nailed it!!

    • @ST-xg3gy
      @ST-xg3gy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do what?

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You have nailed it perfectly! I've been saying since the 80s that everything in modern-day America is essentially professional wrestling. I've even talked about that to visitors at an NYC art gallery. in 21st Century America, EVERYTHING is performative, nothing is sincere. It's all a show for the marks.
      By the way, I only wish the storylines on WWE programming were as good as bad soap opera plots.

    • @suzanneyoung1729
      @suzanneyoung1729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well said!!

    • @suzanneyoung1729
      @suzanneyoung1729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was to Mark F..

  • @1fristad
    @1fristad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Love your show Jimmy - my wife and I watch every night!

  • @lovemonstera4144
    @lovemonstera4144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could never look at Pumpkin and honey glazed ham ever again😝 Thanks Jimmy Kimmel 🤣

  • @maxhesh2632
    @maxhesh2632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I was less shocked by Fox having a Traitor to his Country on the Masked Singer, and more shocked by what happened to Nicole Scherzinger's face.

    • @karinneeskens
      @karinneeskens 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was nicole??
      I dont watch masked singer, but damn.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙

    • @coreygarnett5826
      @coreygarnett5826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree

    • @visariosorino8034
      @visariosorino8034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@coreygarnett5826 👍😇

    • @Winecone
      @Winecone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like the creativity

    • @CRHE
      @CRHE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @wowwowwow8765
      @wowwowwow8765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jim we talked about this. You can’t keep pretending you are someone else on the internet. Listen bud you have to actually be funny. Dont just do stuff and pretend it’s funny and rely on the applause sign.

  • @mamapetillo8675
    @mamapetillo8675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I just got the hugest smile when Tyson just decided that “f this sh*t. I’m Mike Tyson.”
    And taught some fool what happens when you mess around

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tyson is a thug who needs to go to prison. Again.

    • @mystyguitarmusic
      @mystyguitarmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I was a kid, people called what Tyson gave that jerk an "attitude adjustment". Too bad though that now that guy will sue Tyson for a million dollars, Tyson will have to settle out of court for probably many thousands, and that guy will go around bragging to anyone who will listen about how he got beat up by Mike Tyson and took him for $$$.

  • @athenak4666
    @athenak4666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We do need an age limit for presidents, governors, supreme court justices, senators, and House rep. And 75 should be it!

  • @JosephNordenbrockartistraction
    @JosephNordenbrockartistraction 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You know about now Bernie Sanders is looking and speaking pretty good. I'll vote for him this next time 2024.

  • @rhiannonrede
    @rhiannonrede 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank you, Jimmy. I needed to see you & Guerillimo. Tonight.

  • @justagirlsd3000
    @justagirlsd3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Mike should be on every flight to deal with the drunks. Jet bouncer

    • @BeastNationXIV
      @BeastNationXIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mike Tyson and Brock Lesnar would be great to handle the drunks. Messing with either proves you're not of right mind. 😂

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know, maybe it's just an American thing, but I've never seen ANYONE have a drunken fight on an Air Canada flight. 🤔

    • @justagirlsd3000
      @justagirlsd3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ArtGirl82 I have never seen it either. I flew down to Cabo and Guadalajara last year full on covid19. Everyone wears a mask, every building your temperature taken, hand sanitizer and some mats with alcohol to step in then dry off. I never saw any Vaxholes or maskholes or karens acting like fools. None of this crazy nonsense going on.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure we can hire non-unrepentant rapists for such positions.

  • @realityjunky
    @realityjunky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ham gag was brilliant!!

  • @myrlekelley7610
    @myrlekelley7610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I used to love honey glazed ham,not anymore

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I ate ham tonight for dinner, im done with ham for a long long time 🤢.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Congratulations on your son’s 5th birthday!

  • @creamysauce5351
    @creamysauce5351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I’d have respect for our country, those serving and the politicians (and politics) if there wasn’t so much damn dishonesty, egotism and greed in the system but I guess that is just how humans act

    • @luciustitius
      @luciustitius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not necessarily.

    • @newyawkgiants5877
      @newyawkgiants5877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Greed for the wrong thing(s) yet still call themselves Christians. Generosity is Christ like.

    • @creamysauce5351
      @creamysauce5351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@newyawkgiants5877 lol so true true

    • @kathleenjohnson867
      @kathleenjohnson867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Listening to pre-elected People, who serve on the local level, are a lot easier to really see who they are, what they represent (self or others). People who intend to vote need to ask more questions and not just listen to hype during campaign season.

    • @teresabates1498
      @teresabates1498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@newyawkgiants5877 exactly right

  • @livenewstvdotcom6748
    @livenewstvdotcom6748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can I just say Jimmy made me laugh my head hurt 🤕 too bad 🤣🤣🤣👏

  • @STierLuck
    @STierLuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Trump or ham was hilarious and I loved how the whole crowd participated

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ... ham and eggs ruined forever 🤧

    • @Me_G.
      @Me_G. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Mondfischli Yep. 😕

    • @infinitysteppingstone331
      @infinitysteppingstone331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @cindykaywebster4643
      @cindykaywebster4643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too!

    • @czechmate784
      @czechmate784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @DPG what are you whining about, trump gets publicity, and the show is a COMEDY show. And what's a bigger joke than the orange oaf...

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Anyone that thinks Giuliani can sing desperately needs their hearing checked.

    • @billwalsh388
      @billwalsh388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What's even lamer, is that they all act surprised when it's Rudy. Really, no one knew?

    • @ansn5108
      @ansn5108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I doubt he did this because he thinks he can sing. He was just being a good sport 👍😉

    • @tomdoodey4136
      @tomdoodey4136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And smoke commercial cigarettes but not with Eric

    • @robinwashington4948
      @robinwashington4948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THAT WOULD BE MY MOM SHE SAID THE PERSON WAS OKAY BEFORE WE KNEW IT WAS HIM. GOOD AND HORRIBLE I SAID THEN THE MASK CAME OFF AND ME AND HER BOTH YELLED PUT IT BACK ON 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @anthonypiacentini3367
      @anthonypiacentini3367 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billwalsh388 I mean, to be fair, no one has ever heard him sing before

  • @HashknightGaming
    @HashknightGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would like to thank Mike for beating that Karen down.

  • @JayH7745
    @JayH7745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Non-stop laughs with this clip. Enjoyed this very much. Great job Jimmy.

    • @FjS-GLY
      @FjS-GLY 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drunk ?

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Photos of Trump wearing a diaper from the interview looks real. That’s a Big Caboose on the Trump Train!

    • @ronleight9341
      @ronleight9341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Many people are saying he is incontinent.

    • @michaell2496
      @michaell2496 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      None of these wars would have happened under Trump. Dems have blood on their hands, afghanistan blood, ukraine blood and soon, Taiwan blood. These are the facts.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ronleight9341 He is. He wears depends.

    • @larryaldama1673
      @larryaldama1673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheDarkness1 🤣👍🤣

    • @larryaldama1673
      @larryaldama1673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisjames3087
    @chrisjames3087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Happy Birthday Billy!

  • @petercarroll3977
    @petercarroll3977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ppl will never be able to eat honey glazed Ham EVER Again without vomiting 🤮

  • @Quiet_one_tonight
    @Quiet_one_tonight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mike gave that guy EXACTLY what he deserved and asked for

    • @SW-dq1nd
      @SW-dq1nd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that guy will give Mike EXACTLY what he deserves when he collects damages in court and laughs all the way to the bank

  • @amarius9738
    @amarius9738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the, “Trump or ham” was hilarious! 🤣