Jimmy, thank you for all you do with trump. Your humor is the only thing holding me together! This is a friggen nightmare and MUST END right away!!! Thank you again ❤
I prefer my presidents that doesn’t turn America into a unified reich we already defeated one In ww2 and doesn’t downplay our vets that fought in that war
Chump is a traitor to this nation. He sent his followers to try to commit a coup on Jan. 6th. He is a disgrace to everyone who ever wore the uniform and served our country. Marine Infantry/Intelligence Veteran Iraq x 2.
Thank you for your comments... I live near Wiesbaden, that's the Capitol of Hessen which is a state in the middle of Germany with Frankfurt as its biggest city. You're very welcome to visit Germany. I've been to Detroit several times and really would love to see L.A. and also N.Y. one day.
The "unified reich" thing was Hitler's policy of cutting back on the autonomy of the German provinces. Does Trump plan to abolish States' Rights? That's one of the things a dictator could do after suspending the constitution. Putin already did that. Russians used to elect their provincial governors, but Putin put a stop to that and he appoints them himself now.
By counting all random pedestrians and passing cars in front of the courthouse, then it’s clear that 10.000 people came by. Let’s just assume everyone there was pro Donny 🤣🤣🤣
I drove by the other day and you'd be hard pressed to see anybody or anything. There were a handful of people in the little park across the street, but they may have just been having lunch. His red tie crowd only appears to do their spiel and then goes away. They know better than to try to mingle with New Yorkers.
"They know better than to try to mingle with New Yorkers." Yes, because like most leftists they are violent and a bit loopy, and capable of being driven to extreme anger by comedians on TV, etc.
I have to congratulate and command Jimmy and his team. The work they go through to bring out the truth is just touching I just bless you bless you I'm voting blue all the way down the ballot💙
He didn't mention a unified Reich, it has been debunked. A random person made the ad, got retweeted. That random person used a stock news headline image. And as a German person living in the US, we don't care what your opinion is on our politics, just like you wouldn't care if we said your chancellor is a dumbass because it has nothing to do with us.
@@robertbrannan9375 It has been happening here since Trump walked down that escalator in 2015 and especially since January 6, 2021. He and the GOP get more brazen every day.
Thank you Jimmy for making me smile and laugh. I got upset about the orange monster this evening, as usual, and feel so much better after your monologue! I am still petrified about November results and nauseated and infuriated - but I do feel better❗😁
If he doesn't get a guilty verdict the jury is either paid off or threatened. This man has a mountain of corruption and evidence against all the laws he's broken. Send him to jail already and end the cult.
As a first-time felon, he would not be going to jail if convicted. I also wouldn't put it beyond one juror to fake being non-MAGA and then refuse to convict. There's a lot of crazies out there
You are right! No one should be talking about our friendly neighbors the kangaroos in the same sentence as the horrific orange monster! Sorry Sandra and Australia 🦘. Love from Marjorie, New York and 🇺🇸❗😁
It's an American expression (19th century miners in the California gold rush.) It has nothing to do with kangaroos and no one even knows why they called it that. Anyway this is a legitimate court of law. No reason to use it on top of being insulting to an ally's iconic wildlife.
Its been almost 8yrs i still haven't heard what he's gonna do for this country only helping himself, there's no such thing anyone has total immunity ! *NO ONE* !
You have never heard anything because you are not informed. Watch a perspective different than your own bias to learn. I recommend timcast irl episodes
Why doesn’t he tell the country what he wants to do in office every time he stands in front of the journalists instead of saying kangaroo a thousand times.
@marcisunshine. That was my first thought, aren't you suppose to be at work? WTF. We should flush our the deadwood, or most of our leaders, and get some new blood in there. There is a whole generation that is lost and I'm sure some of them have good ideas we need to give them a chance. They couldn't possibly mess up as much as it is now. Besides, they'd be less likely to be corruptable, or, it will take a longer time. A lot of our politicians are older and out of touch. The religious nuts also need to go. No place for religion and politics to mix on the floor of Congress, the House or Supreme Court. No one is keeping them separate these days. This is one of the few countries where you don't have to believe in any kind of god. It used to be premoninently Christian (and Catholic) but that's changing. We need leaders who aren't relying on ancient religious texts or ideologies to inform their legislative decisions.
Jimmy you are killing Trump and that’s the best comedy show ever! Jimmy I love the way you tell Trumps crimes and his falsehoods that the far right ignores! Jimmy Kimmel you are getting 10 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️’S for the best Trump jokes on tv today! Great job 👏!
@@WTaylor-b5y what else does Trump talk about besides everyone’s out to get me, poor me poor me and his hard on for Joe Biden. Kimmels a comedian and he’s spot on. Trump gives him too much to work with. He’s a joker.
@@rodneyfoster9719 absolutely and it’s gold. If I were Trump I’d start acting like a grown up so every person on the planet didn’t laugh at me for being so absurd.
Trump not keeping his word? Trump not testifying after saying he would testify? Trump whining? I’m shocked, I have no words!! Such shockers, probably the biggest shockers of ALL TIME!! 😳🤣
I hope the judge calls Donnie in for the rest of the gag order violations and gives him the max for each violation of 30 days each then gives him the max sentence for the guilty verdict. Then send him straight from court to Rikers.
@Driftlessman. You know what PT Barnum said about giving them a spectacle that keeps them coming back. Or something like that. That IS a concerted circus. There's another name for it but that's a whole other trial.
First ‘impeachment’ attempt was based on a fake Russian collusion dossier concocted by the Democrat party to unseat a democratically elected President. And it failed. Second ‘impeachment’ attempt had zero substance and was initiated by the Democrat Party purely to stop Trump being able to run again. It failed. I’m not sure why they’re so scared of this guy but they’re sure willing to go to ANY length to remove him.
@hutchbt the press was neutered by the see through "WAAH MEE D UH UNFAIR TO US LIB BIAS!!" grade school screaming meant to make them bend over backwards to present Trump as reasonable and Dems as annoying and Biden as too old.
I'm embarrassed that he is the best we can do for a presidential candidate. A child would be a better prospect. Goes to show how bad the school system is that people take this fool seriously.
That's right. Trump donated 100% of his Presidential Pay to charity and he actually lost huge wealth during his Presidency. OTOH, The Biden Crime Family has raked in $247M from China, Russia, Romania, etc for their own personal profit and gain WITHOUT paying taxes on it. Surely The Bidens know the US Political Profit system far better !
Man, that Rudy commercial..... how the mighty fall .... having said that, there's something admirably stubborn and optimistic about how some of these uniquely-American conmen seem to 'fall', in that instead of flat giving up they continue the squeeze and ply whatever wares they think have until the gig is truly up.
Hahaha😆 your comment made me laugh!!!! I did ask myself a similar question when I saw him!! It's like he wanted to look bigger or taller!! I thaugh he was gonna smash his fists in his chest like Tarzan or something!!! 😂😂😂😂
Love how Don Jr. is in the background just wishing his father would recognize him for anything ever! The day his dad gives him credit for something is the day I sh!t a golden egg!
There is no way that Rudy Giuliani is selling coffee for charity. He has watched Donald Trump grift his own supporters for years and has decided that is a good way to make money. Giuliani, a former United States prosecutor has turned to grifting people in order to pay his legal fees.
Thank you Jimmy and team. I really needed that! Keep them coming!! The part when "trump screwed both", made me laugh so hard I leaked 😮😊Well worth it! I will wear depends for the next 2 weeks bc of your show😂
Here in Australia, I scanned the QR code off the screen and I can confirm - there is a blank, white web page. I've heard of minimalist web design, but that's ridiculous.
Yes. That domain exists, but has no content. Even a 'view page source' shows nothing. Wonder if this new lie about supporting a nonexistent charity will get new fraud charges brought against him.
❤ hey Germany ❤ glad you can enjoy the fun and games my beloved Country is going thru... that was kind of fun I guess...Mr Mayor smiling The whole time... Amazing. All stay safe 🕊️ 🇺🇲 ❤️
@becker. So far a lot of the drama has come from non verbal behavior, which actually has no reprecussions in most cases. When the judge talks about courtroom decorum he's right, certain places require an orderly populace to proceed smoothly. I wonder what it is like to be on that jury.
He is not a coward, he is strong, and he did nothing wrong, so yes, president trump WILL be testifying because he has NOTHING to hide -Alina Habba, five weeks ago.
🤦🏻♀️ the persecution envy is strong in these fools. I believe it's even in the Bible - the wicked flee when no one is pursuing them. (Learned that from Better Call Saul)
@@plantitude8042 not really. Someone with bone spurs can take the stand just fine. The joke is supposed to be "if he couldn't enter the military how can he take the stand", which is a false equivalency. It's easy to make fun of him why do it poorly.
‘Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible. There will come a day when Donald tRump is gone, but your dishonor
Jimmy, thank you for all you do with trump. Your humor is the only thing holding me together! This is a friggen nightmare and MUST END right away!!! Thank you again ❤
Biden is a nightmare? So true
I am in the same situation 👌
He will be our President next year. The past three years have been too much of a disaster. I just wish we could have someone normal run for President.
@@Whale15Biden is the most “normal” you’re gonna get. The other choice is a dictator so… time to choose sides
His staff of writers write his monologue and his jokes.
I prefer my presidents that doesn’t turn America into a unified reich we already defeated one In ww2 and doesn’t downplay our vets that fought in that war
trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But Joe is killing Palestinians
Chump is a traitor to this nation. He sent his followers to try to commit a coup on Jan. 6th. He is a disgrace to everyone who ever wore the uniform and served our country. Marine Infantry/Intelligence Veteran Iraq x 2.
@@tuyenle8107 .. in a 1 piece that matches his skin tone and flip flops.
@@tuyenle8107 Troll
Love, love Jimmy, thank you.💙💙💙
Thank you Mr. Kimmel and writers. Thank you!
Keep it up Jimmy! Appreciate all your work!
Greetings from Germany. Thanks Jimmy, I love your show! ✌🏼
Hello Germany! German -Swiss American here! Thanks for your support! 😊🇩🇪 🇨🇭🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
… love Germany. Visited Germany 5 times in past 46 yrs. Kinda hard to post that number. I’m old. 🙂
Hi person in Germany! I was in Munich last year and really enjoyed it. Love your country!
Thank you for your comments... I live near Wiesbaden, that's the Capitol of Hessen which is a state in the middle of Germany with Frankfurt as its biggest city.
You're very welcome to visit Germany. I've been to Detroit several times and really would love to see L.A. and also N.Y. one day.
Hello Germany! German living in the US here. Thanks for hanging in there with us! Yes, Jimmy is great!
That unified reich thing in his post was wild. This guy needs to be sent to the dumpster fire of history.
STAT.
trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The "unified reich" thing was Hitler's policy of cutting back on the autonomy of the German provinces. Does Trump plan to abolish States' Rights? That's one of the things a dictator could do after suspending the constitution. Putin already did that. Russians used to elect their provincial governors, but Putin put a stop to that and he appoints them himself now.
@@tuyenle8107 Your rubles are in the mail - Vlad
It's not wild it's down right scary
He seems to be hallucinating. No one is there.
By counting all random pedestrians and passing cars in front of the courthouse, then it’s clear that 10.000 people came by. Let’s just assume everyone there was pro Donny 🤣🤣🤣
Joe Biden ?
@@devilshaircut9defect??
Hi from Australia. Really great Jimmy!!, Keep at him. Make him Cry.
I drove by the other day and you'd be hard pressed to see anybody or anything. There were a handful of people in the little park across the street, but they may have just been having lunch. His red tie crowd only appears to do their spiel and then goes away. They know better than to try to mingle with New Yorkers.
"They know better than to try to mingle with New Yorkers." Yes, because like most leftists they are violent and a bit loopy, and capable of being driven to extreme anger by comedians on TV, etc.
How does that attorney stand beside him every day without laughing at the lies and vomiting at the smell?
For the hope of getting a huge paycheck at the end of the whole awful mess...
The stench and the lies are why he's scowling so much...
Vicks Vaporub under his nose, and a lot of drugs.
Same reason Stormy had.
trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great broadcast Jimmy always a pleasure😊 watching you every night😊
I have to congratulate and command Jimmy and his team. The work they go through to bring out the truth is just touching I just bless you bless you I'm voting blue all the way down the ballot💙
You think Kimmel is a source of truth? Bless 😂
As German living in the US, the mention of a Unified Reich makes my skin crawl. People, learn your lesson and show up in November to vote 💙🌊
Agreed.
He didn't mention a unified Reich, it has been debunked. A random person made the ad, got retweeted. That random person used a stock news headline image. And as a German person living in the US, we don't care what your opinion is on our politics, just like you wouldn't care if we said your chancellor is a dumbass because it has nothing to do with us.
I have to say that current events are exactly why the idea that “it can’t happen here” is discouraged by many. It can absolutely happen here.
@jimwilliams3816 it has been happening here, for over 3 years. Political persecution, corruption, etc. Etc. Etc.
@@robertbrannan9375 It has been happening here since Trump walked down that escalator in 2015 and especially since January 6, 2021. He and the GOP get more brazen every day.
Thank you Jimmy for making me smile and laugh. I got upset about the orange monster this evening, as usual, and feel so much better after your monologue! I am still petrified about November results and nauseated and infuriated - but I do feel better❗😁
Keep hope alive & No worries bc America is here for yah!
Your Hate and Intolerance will overcome Reason and Law
@@devilshaircut9 Is that the new Qanon/Maga slogan?
@@carolw8579 Thanks Carol! Marjorie
One reporter called Eric Trump “a human participation trophy” oh the accuracy! 😂
Not a very professional journalist
😂😂😂😂😂
@@mogznwaz It was one of the late night hosts not a reporter or journalist. I believe it was Stephen Cobert.
I heard a comedian call the suck ups in the red ties who keep showing up in NY “human suppositories” for trump! Perfect description 😂😂😂
@@debbiechang5781 😂😂
If he doesn't get a guilty verdict the jury is either paid off or threatened. This man has a mountain of corruption and evidence against all the laws he's broken. Send him to jail already and end the cult.
Totally agree with you 😏
I doubt he will go to jail. The felonies are the lowest in NY, class e with a max time of 4 years.
As a first-time felon, he would not be going to jail if convicted. I also wouldn't put it beyond one juror to fake being non-MAGA and then refuse to convict. There's a lot of crazies out there
If it is a hung jury...trial all over again..Trump should love that
@@d.genxerWV It is the USA. One of the most unequal societies in the world. The Rich and Powerful do not pay taxes and are above the law.
Never let up Jimmy!!!!
Audience, Jimmy you are a ONE man star and thanks for sharing your hilarious thoughts.
I love when you rip Daddy Dump.
I can`t type that Eric will get jealous that`s his Father . lmao
Yesterday the red tie traitor brigade were savaged by the crowd!
Leave our kangaroos out of your mouth! Sandra in Australia
You are right! No one should be talking about our friendly neighbors the kangaroos in the same sentence as the horrific orange monster! Sorry Sandra and Australia 🦘. Love from Marjorie, New York and 🇺🇸❗😁
It's an American expression (19th century miners in the California gold rush.) It has nothing to do with kangaroos and no one even knows why they called it that. Anyway this is a legitimate court of law. No reason to use it on top of being insulting to an ally's iconic wildlife.
@@MicaOShea-oe7ir she knows....😒
Australian here too. Biden has dementia, Trump is more popular, and you guys are in denial.
Its been almost 8yrs i still haven't heard what he's gonna do for this country only helping himself, there's no such thing anyone has total immunity !
*NO ONE* !
Not to mention asking for immunity and begging Biden for a pardon is like saying I'm Guilty Guilty guilty
he gave HUGE tax cuts for those of us who are Hard Working & Succesfull
You have never heard anything because you are not informed. Watch a perspective different than your own bias to learn. I recommend timcast irl episodes
Yes😮😢
You first have to remove your head from your rump to be able to hear. 🙄🤦🏿♂
When I need a lift and want a laugh I just watch this .
Cheers JK. n team . Bring a little joy to my day 😉👍😊
Don Jr. is an abysmal accordion player.
He's practicing to be Drumpf's 'fly swatter'.
🤣😆😂
You tell me one thing he's good at and I'll give you a nickel!
@@VladimirPutin-p3t Defending daddy from the insect swarms.
..... and master COKE HEAD 😅
You've never seen it before because you have never been held accountable for his actions and his behavior
Excellent show !!!
As usual...
Bravo!!!
Jimmy Kimmel vs. Donald Trump is one of the best prizefights that has ever existed, and I'm glad Jimmy always gets the best of him
Great show jimmy. Keep up the great work
Why doesn’t he tell the country what he wants to do in office every time he stands in front of the journalists instead of saying kangaroo a thousand times.
👍👍👍
He has NOTHING TO TELL‼️
Exactly
Exactly what I've been saying. He has no plans but to go after who oppose him.
@@desireeburton3923 Well, He COULD tell us all about The Honourable Hannibal Lecter.
Are we paying these people to be there??? Are we paying for their airfare or their meals? Why the hell aren’t they working?
@marcisunshine. That was my first thought, aren't you suppose to be at work? WTF. We should flush our the deadwood, or most of our leaders, and get some new blood in there. There is a whole generation that is lost and I'm sure some of them have good ideas we need to give them a chance. They couldn't possibly mess up as much as it is now. Besides, they'd be less likely to be corruptable, or, it will take a longer time. A lot of our politicians are older and out of touch. The religious nuts also need to go. No place for religion and politics to mix on the floor of Congress, the House or Supreme Court. No one is keeping them separate these days. This is one of the few countries where you don't have to believe in any kind of god. It used to be premoninently Christian (and Catholic) but that's changing. We need leaders who aren't relying on ancient religious texts or ideologies to inform their legislative decisions.
That’s nothing compared to the millions we spent for Trump to play golf while he was in office.
You sure are lol
Starting pay of $174,000/yr of taxpayer money
@@Tonyhouse1168 it was rhetorical. I wonder if if we paid for their airfare?
Jimmy you are killing Trump and that’s the best comedy show ever! Jimmy I love the way you tell Trumps crimes and his falsehoods that the far right ignores! Jimmy Kimmel you are getting 10 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️’S for the best Trump jokes on tv today! Great job 👏!
Wrong.
Flight log Jimmy diddler
Love Kimmel. His comedy on Trump is gold.🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
You mean his writer's comedy on Trump.
What else does he talk about?
@@WTaylor-b5y what else does Trump talk about besides everyone’s out to get me, poor me poor me and his hard on for Joe Biden. Kimmels a comedian and he’s spot on. Trump gives him too much to work with. He’s a joker.
@@rodneyfoster9719 absolutely and it’s gold. If I were Trump I’d start acting like a grown up so every person on the planet didn’t laugh at me for being so absurd.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, you make me laugh and smile everyday
Bravo Jimmy!
Trump not keeping his word? Trump not testifying after saying he would testify? Trump whining? I’m shocked, I have no words!! Such shockers, probably the biggest shockers of ALL TIME!! 😳🤣
lol good one!
@@rhondakoenig6452, Thank You!! 🤣💜
Like no one has ever seen before.
Big shockers, with tears in their eyes.
Making shocking great again !
The judicial system is broken let's see an average person get the breaks that this idiot got!!!!
I'm surprised his lawyer doesn't just suddenly lose it, start cracking up & walk off saying "I can't, man.. I just can't"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Except that he can.
He is getting paid millions. Unlike other Trump lawyers he getting his money upfront.
Especially since he must know the checks from Trump will bounce.
😂😂😂😂
AND MY DAD SCREWED BOTH OF THEM. absolute perfection !
PRICELESS
Junior’s wearing a bulletproof vest under his shirt. What a brave guy.
He looks like he's wearing an iron lung! 😲
Guess he dosent know his head is vulnerable lol😂
@@LisazabIS his head vulnerable, though? Not much up there….😅
@@aprilpavis-shroeder 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Who would waste the bullets?
Rudy….” you know I always stand by the truth”…….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yeah like he did against innocent workers at the Georgia poll - the Freeman's ! Hope they take all his coffee proceeds & award to them !
But he does, kinda...like a bystander who's not involved and doesn't care.
Aaaaahhhhh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
I hope the judge calls Donnie in for the rest of the gag order violations and gives him the max for each violation of 30 days each then gives him the max sentence for the guilty verdict. Then send him straight from court to Rikers.
That would be over seven years.
I like your thinking.
Hopefully Jack Smith will get him in the Stolen Document trial.
Oh how sweet that would be. Stay happy.
It will never happen, the judge is too afraid to do his job!
...because your core values are Hate and Intolerance over the Rule of Law?
An apt Blanche observation. A picture is worth a thousand words.
Nice to see Daddy’s been spending quality family time with Jr. teaching him how to play accordion. 👍
His attorney's thinking why did I take this case? I can't shut him up and he's ruining my career.
KEEP SPEAKING THE TRUTH JIMMY!!!
Kimmel is a legend
Dudes wearing a tie with the image of a twice impeached President and we're supposed to take you seriously? 🤔
@Driftlessman. You know what PT Barnum said about giving them a spectacle that keeps them coming back. Or something like that. That IS a concerted circus. There's another name for it but that's a whole other trial.
First ‘impeachment’ attempt was based on a fake Russian collusion dossier concocted by the Democrat party to unseat a democratically elected President. And it failed. Second ‘impeachment’ attempt had zero substance and was initiated by the Democrat Party purely to stop Trump being able to run again. It failed. I’m not sure why they’re so scared of this guy but they’re sure willing to go to ANY length to remove him.
NO!
"Impeach" is an unsubstantiated accusation that failed, yet you are using it to focus your Hate and Intolerance
Jr. is always indignant and Eric is sooo whiny. The fruit doesn’t fall too far…😅
This is a clown show , how can these people really be in office ? Wtf is going on ?
How am I just now hearing that call2action doesn't exist? Absolutely rage inducing. Keep doing good work Kimmel!
...and people say that Hate and Intolerance are the core values of the Democrat party!
@hutchbt the press was neutered by the see through "WAAH MEE D UH UNFAIR TO US LIB BIAS!!" grade school screaming meant to make them bend over backwards to present Trump as reasonable and Dems as annoying and Biden as too old.
What is call to action?
@@dustinsanchezmusic5851Cause another
@@dustinsanchezmusic5851
The code on the back of Mr Mayor's New coffee bag... I read from other Countries that it's A blank screen... stay Safe 🕊️
Giuliani Coffee: Just like Rudy, it's weak, bitter, and makes people nervous.
OMG. Choked on a laugh.
How pathetic can one ex-new york mayor get?
And causes flatulence and unscheduled bowel movements
Can also be used as a hairdye.
And it's runny, just like his hair dye.
His attorney is nuts. He’s ruining his own reputation AND will never get paid.
Who cares.
Lara will funnel RNC money to him
Jimmy, you say it like it is!
I'm embarrassed that he is the best we can do for a presidential candidate. A child would be a better prospect. Goes to show how bad the school system is that people take this fool seriously.
I’m always amazed how so many are ok with ruining their careers and lives for this conman.
It’s a terribly sad and distressing comment on human nature
It's what narcissists do. They have enough superficial charisma to suck in people and persuade them that no, they're not like those OTHER losers.
That's right. Trump donated 100% of his Presidential Pay to charity and he actually lost huge wealth during his Presidency. OTOH, The Biden Crime Family has raked in $247M from China, Russia, Romania, etc for their own personal profit and gain WITHOUT paying taxes on it.
Surely The Bidens know the US Political Profit system far better !
I'm amazed at how bad you guys are at understanding half of your own citizens.
I am amazed that Americans voted for him.
I love you, Jimmy. Thanks for the movie update. Can wait to see it.
He gave Jerusalem to the Israelis, then calls for a reich? His mind is so bizarre.
Man, that Rudy commercial..... how the mighty fall .... having said that, there's something admirably stubborn and optimistic about how some of these uniquely-American conmen seem to 'fall', in that instead of flat giving up they continue the squeeze and ply whatever wares they think have until the gig is truly up.
Great show 👏 👍 ❤🎉
Veterans should sue Count Giuliani for false advertising.
Jimmy is on fire tonight 🤧
Why is Don Jr. acting like a pop tart coming out of the toaster?
Hahaha😆 your comment made me laugh!!!! I did ask myself a similar question when I saw him!! It's like he wanted to look bigger or taller!! I thaugh he was gonna smash his fists in his chest like Tarzan or something!!! 😂😂😂😂
Lol the best comment tonight 😂😂😂😂
Puffy pastry
Cocaine.
Pop tart coming out toaster. Mic drop 🎤🎤😂😂👏🏾👏🏾
I love JK!!!!! I love his plain unadulterated “DJT” truth.
Lock him up already
.
Keep on rocking Jimmy
Donald Jr. is not a sober man….😳🙏🏼 Eric is just sadly desperate
Every day 😂
The whole family is Corruption INC.
The more Eric tries to be his father the more ridiculous he becomes.
Don Jr looks unnaturally sweaty
Stephen Colbert's improvisation of Eric Trump is my favorite!!
Jimmy you rock bro , my man
Innocent people testify in their own defense. Tells me what I need to know about that trial.
Oh Jimmy!! You are so hilarious!!
Well done Jimmy.
He still didn't testify. Loser, loser, loser.
I’ll take the 5th
SPOT ON.
Love how Don Jr. is in the background just wishing his father would recognize him for anything ever! The day his dad gives him credit for something is the day I sh!t a golden egg!
But daddy is his dealer
There is no way that Rudy Giuliani is selling coffee for charity. He has watched Donald Trump grift his own supporters for years and has decided that is a good way to make money. Giuliani, a former United States prosecutor has turned to grifting people in order to pay his legal fees.
Thank you Jimmy and team. I really needed that! Keep them coming!! The part when "trump screwed both", made me laugh so hard I leaked 😮😊Well worth it! I will wear depends for the next 2 weeks bc of your show😂
🤣🤣🤣
As an Australian, I take offence to the term Kangaroo court. I may commence legal action against diaper Don.
Ha
Touche
Please,please,please!!!😂
Get in the long line..
@@tt2778Oh don't worry about the line! Aussies always know the short cut!😅
Mark from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺
Here in Australia, I scanned the QR code off the screen and I can confirm - there is a blank, white web page. I've heard of minimalist web design, but that's ridiculous.
Greetings to Australia! 👍
Haha.
Yes. That domain exists, but has no content. Even a 'view page source' shows nothing. Wonder if this new lie about supporting a nonexistent charity will get new fraud charges brought against him.
Same here in the Philippines, nothing shows.
❤ hey Germany ❤ glad you can enjoy the fun and games my beloved Country is going thru... that was kind of fun I guess...Mr Mayor smiling The whole time... Amazing. All stay safe 🕊️ 🇺🇲 ❤️
Past his jailtime...
Past his jailtime...
Past his jailtime...
Past his jailtime...
Past his jailtime...
Past his jailtime...
Past his jailtime...
AMEN, SAY IT LOUD FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
Take Trump with you !!!!!!
🤯🤦♀️”I never rest?!!!” He rests All the time in court!!! It’s dementia.
I always look for some fun and I get it here, ALWAYS!!!! Love the show. Saludos desde La Parguera, Puerto Rico.
Todd the attorney isn't worried about getting paid as much as he's worried about ending up like all the rest of his attorneys
And perhaps afraid his face will freeze that way.
In the witness stand, testifying against Trump?
His lawyers always look so desperate like shut the hell up
@becker. So far a lot of the drama has come from non verbal behavior, which actually has no reprecussions in most cases. When the judge talks about courtroom decorum he's right, certain places require an orderly populace to proceed smoothly. I wonder what it is like to be on that jury.
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I think that's the sort of expression Darth Vader had on under the mask, just before he threw the Emperor into a bottomless pit.
trumps standing mute is a sign of admittance of guilt.
He is not a coward, he is strong, and he did nothing wrong, so yes, president trump WILL be testifying because he has NOTHING to hide
-Alina Habba, five weeks ago.
As a disabled Army veteran, keep your traitorous money, Rudy... You need it more than we do!!! ✌️🇺🇸
Geezus this is ludicrous, he's making a fool out of Americans.
"AND MY DAD SCREWED BOTH OF THEM"
CLASSIC!
Hilarious
my thought too, you saved me time typing the same post myself. thanks bro'.
Simultaneously!😂thx Bill Maher
That was epic! 🤣🤣
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
Don Jr. is wearing a bullet proof vest. Boy takes himself FAR Too Seriously !
I thought it looked like a BP vest, too. Does it make him look manly?
Why?
Ah, that explains why his chest looks so strange. Hadn't thought of that.
🤦🏻♀️ the persecution envy is strong in these fools. I believe it's even in the Bible - the wicked flee when no one is pursuing them. (Learned that from Better Call Saul)
Lol
Thanks for the TikTok videos at the end, so hilariously on point about why I personally would never use it. ;-)
No love for the Nyquil spaghetti ASMR? :D
It’s just amazing that all his people in Congress follow him after saying stuff like that. What is wrong with these people?
???😮
Please someone lock him up to shut him up
How can you expect Trump to take the stand if he has bonespurs?
Do you mean accept or expect? Petty grammar corrections are one thing but when your sentence makes no sense it's probably acceptable.
@@KrakenIsland64 still a good joke
@@plantitude8042 not really. Someone with bone spurs can take the stand just fine. The joke is supposed to be "if he couldn't enter the military how can he take the stand", which is a false equivalency. It's easy to make fun of him why do it poorly.
@@KrakenIsland64 Actually his statement is grammatically correct.
Just tell him there are classified documents in it
"And in case I didn't mention it five times already, he's my father.....no matter what he tells people."
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A lot of kids say that to him. And then he makes the kid sign an NDA - Perfect NDAs😅
Thank you Jimmy
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A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY....DJT
Why are they airing these idiots? The media needs to stop!
DJT isn't only wrong...he's Reich!
He's the Reich man at the Reich time!
He's just not Reich for America.
LoL I wonder if they will have armbands of an giant orangepoodiddle?
That's a great description 😂
@@shuckydarn2856😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's funny but at the same time- it funny!!! Terrifying!
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In ten or so years, most folks will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.
‘Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible. There will come a day when Donald tRump is gone, but your dishonor
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@@Sandrae7560who ever thought Liz Cheney would be quoted on a jimmy Kimmel video comment!
Slithering away.
Funny. You be trippin like you buddy The Big Guy Joe and his Hoka sneeks.
8 million new Yorkers and no Trump supporters outside
They all have jobs now thanks to President Biden.
Lol good one
Right!!!!! 😂😅
Unlike democrats, we have jobs to be at
👏🏼 gives me hope
It's the “AND MY DAD SCREWED BOTH OF THEM” for me!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Sweating after coming out of what he called a refrigerator 😂😂😂