Trump Rants About Windmills & DeSantis, the Case of Curious George Santos & MyPillow Mike is Coming!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ม.ค. 2023
- The matchup for Super Bowl 57 is set between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles, fans in Philly took to the streets loudly and drunkenly, Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce had a message for the mayor of Cincinnati, Donald Trump was back on the campaign trail this weekend to talk about windmills, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and the Taliban, the case of Curious George Santos gets curiouser every day and he still refuses to answer questions from reporters with one exception, MyPillow Mike Lindell was defeated bigly for RNC Chair and he has agreed to come on our show tomorrow while squeezed inside an arcade claw machine, and we give something back to our fans who have been by our side for 20 years.
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I wanna build a huge windfarm a mile away from MaraLardo. I'm sure that would go over nicely.
Can I just say that MaraLardo is brilliant!
@@vickywitton1008 _Maga_ Lardo
I heard someone once say Merde-Lardo.
I want to see him try and bomb the next Cane that looks like it's headed for Mar-a-Lardo.
The way Santos' face lit up when he was asked about the drag show and he had to deny any excitement 🤣
Dude reacted like I do when someone says want to see a kitten?
Maybe the only truth we've seen from him.
The whole Washington DC is a drag show... a drag on the American progress.
He did look like he had already thought about that and deep down wanted to discuss it
loved that part
When Santos says he's not a drag queen I'm like "giiiirl you bring passive aggressive cupcakes as an eff you to the press" slay it queen!
English please!
Language is constantly evolving…I thought those comments were right on. And I’m an old fart.
Not to mention they were practically rainbow coloured 😂
@@deborahwingard776 ok boomer
"AbdUUUUL" on the third one the guy finally lost it and laughed.
You should listen to that “guy” talk sometime…it’s why we folks in SC call him “Foghorn Leghorn”. And, yes, I also cracked up seeing him laugh at “Yelvis” on the third time he said Abdoooool.
Trump's explanation that all wind turbines are made in China really surprised me, since my husband works at GE, making wind turbines, and we live in Pensacola, FL. Weird, right?
Trump has never been called smart by anyone other than himself.
Yes you're weird
MAGA outer wear is made in 🇨🇳....
@@davidweyant9356 says the party that elected a guy who cant write his own speeches or read from a teleprompter.
Trump got confused with his maga merchandise, which is all made overseas.
"Don't do it Abdul."🍊🤡
"50% chance he called Paula Abdul accidently"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"...we make fun of Donald Trump because he's a fool.." Spot on! 😂😂😂
So if Trump if a fool what the hell is Biden then. Ur country was awsome under trump look at it now. Lets go Brandon!!!
I'd he'd not make himself such an easy target!
@Raiden Except for the lonnnnnnngggggg list of Biden accomplishments President Biden has achieved for America; as well as the dignity President Biden has restored to America! The only people who don't get that, are the "uneducated" dmfps declared he "loves"!
@@chrisdevon9467 Awesome? Like the most unemployed in US. history; the most divided we have been since Lincoln started a completely avoidable war?! You clearly are a non US citizen who wants to see America fall! F U! We are doing well now; thanks to President Biden!!!
“The Case of Curious George” is genius writing!
Yeah, to an idiot I'm sure it's genius. It doesn't take much to amuse a jimmy Kimmel white supremacist audience.
"wow this is awesome!!!" -iiiidiot
To bad the monkey is more competent and capable of governing than the GOP.
To quote Momma from The Carol Burnett Show, he has splinters in the windmills of his mind
Beautifully phrased.
That's one of my favorite shows! And one of my favorite Carol skits.
Watching this put a smile on my face. Great job, and looking forward to Lindell in a claw machine hahaha
The original business model of TH-cam was annoying, but at least the ads were reasonable.
New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL.
Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable.
And censoring complaints, too.
Nice gesture by Santos to offer donuts to everyone, but there's no way I would have eaten one.
Dried up Lake and Mike Pillow are two of the saddest caricatures of the Republican Party.
George Santos would like to contest that
Democrats suck !!!
@@nefariousmex2352 Hes ultimately benign currently. Lindell and the likes of kari are just insane and so cartoonishly stupid that its just absurd
@@tomstarcevich1147 Rescumlikkkans Swallow
Oh, I could think of at least 5 more! But yes very true!
Lol! Looking forward to Mike Lindell in the claw machine. Please don't let him out.
LOL 😂!
Maybe he can bring a plus one with him. Could I suggest the Orange Clump?
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Like Zoltan from Big
The GQP is literally a treasure trove for late night comedy. An endless source of humor.
And panic, alcoholism and pill use. He is absolutely nuts and Desatan is even more dag and twisted.
Yeah, but those dumbass muthafukas have House power, so it's only humorous to a point.
The Democrats must be an even bigger source of humor, because on Gutfield on FOX has the number one rated late night show while Jimmy holds down the number 6 spot. Looks like people just aren’t buying what Jimmy is selling….lol
@@georgesouthwick7000 Nah....No one can outdo the Repugnants for sheer lol stupidity.
Jimmy Kimmel jokes really have me laughing to keep from crying later!😂
If you're aligned with democrats, it's no wonder you're tempted to cry.
how bout kimmell ratings which make you cry
Colbert and Seth Meyers as well..And a large G&T later..
“Don’t do it Abdul”…😂😂 omg I was rolling‼️
Oh my pillow, this mike Lindel interview from inside the claw machine is going to be epic. 😅
Ratings gold!!!!🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sure
Oh, Jimmy is a genius if Mike Lindell actually ends up in that damn claw machine tomorrow. Better believe I will be watching!
He's a promotional genius. A lot of people will watch the show just to see this.
LOL, that guy blocking cameras with his face smiling, gotta love it.
And the windmills are all made in “Jina”! The “Jinese” windmills are killing all our birds! 😂
Somewhere, a little girl with a lemonade stand is wondering where her cupcakes went.
😂
Hahahahahahaha that's GOLD!!!....Love from Australia 🇦🇺
@@kirk5152 didn't your country violate peoples civil rights in the name of "covid response"?
@@davidhansen4927 Nope. Keeping people alive and healthy trumps all other civil rights.
🥇comment of the day award!
Omg! Jimmy is funny asl this was the far most best monologue yet I’m hysterical what a laughter what kills me is how he stands there with a straight face staring at the audience it’s priceless!!!!!!
Lol. If your grandfather started talking like this you’d take his car keys away and put him in a place. Lol. So true
The fact that The Pillow Guy doesn't realize that he's being roasted is just fabulous. Can't wait to watch!
People with mental health issues should never be allowed to have large public forums. 😩
Check out his speech....the tongue movements....ever notice why dogs can pick up on a human A-whole before you have any idea? Face and body language. These guys have primitive minds, easy to read..
God he’s so clueless!
He's a true believer, one of the very few that is sincerely convinced of what he says. Conviction is one of the best armours to the opinions of others that exists. It's not that he doesn't care about what people say and do but rather that he can't anymore without endangering this crusade that now defines him.
The guy sells pillows. It’s simply free advertising. I’m sure he understands that.
I never tire of Jimmy Kimmel's jokes about Republicans
They are flat and cringe. 🤷🏾♂️
Kimmel is a joke.
I do and it’s becoming boring and old just like both parties. Can’t wait until more natural disasters happen within the coming months and days. IE the sun heating up, spiritual ufo orbs (not government designed trash), hurricanes, tornadoes, snow storms/blizzards/ice, volcanoes, & earthquakes. Get ready because the days of calamity is here and comfortability is out the door. Yay! 👍
Me also. Wish I could remember them when needed.
@@stephenbingham5935 wow, you must be fun at parties...
Mike Lindell. Thank you for being such a good sport. Can't wait for the interview!
Santos asked the reporter to be honest?! I’m surprised he didn’t burst into flames saying that word.
5 years for an eagle... and for leading an insurrection... he gets... nothing?
I KNEW the claw machine interview was going to happen!
We all did, bub
Of course it is! It's Jimmy Kimmel!
Mike is desperate to spew his crap!
@@jcoopes5604 Yep, yep. Jimmy can take a breather for 10 minutes. The only interview that will be one sided because Mike will never let anyone talk or he yells over them.
The guy next to him started laughing..😂
Santos calling someone else dishonest, PRICELESS!!!!!
I'm gonna have my bag of popcorn ready for when Mike Lindell gets in the claw machine.
I doubt it will happen.
If he tries to flee, use the claw to drop him back in. Better yet, let him go.
I can’t wait to see Mike Lindel inside a claw machine. I will want that image on a t-shirt.
not only do I want one of those coins, but I am also going to set my alarm to not miss Mike in the claw machine interview.
What killed me was the fact you could tell the Kimmel Coin looked scratched up 🤣
Love and respect for Jimmy and Guillermo and crew! 🤗💙💙💙
I love Jimmy! He gives Trump all of the respect he deserves, NONE. 🤣🤣🤣
Amen to that!
jimmy And michael cohen !
Well deserved disrespect even
When will he cover the lies this administration is telling us? Oh wait, that would require someone who isn't a big.ot.
I don't know... NONE seems a bit too much.. Can we scale that back a bit?
It would be hilarious if the claw machine was filled with mini bottles of liquor.
and mini pillows!
Thank you for the giggle eh!!! I needed that!
I've been wanting the Mike Lindell interview for so long omfg I'm so happy YAY
So hoping it happens 😂
I really hope he doesn't back out at the last minute!
NUTTY BUDDY IS RIGHT!!
They can talk about how Bed and Bath tried to cancel him and now their about to file for bankruptcy........yay 🤣
It's so funny because I think in Mike's mind, Jimmy actually likes him. He's so desperate for mainstream attention instead of the 0 viewers of his "channel" and all the far right garbage rallies he goes to that draw about 100 cultists. Come on, he's going into a claw machine to make a fool of himself just to get attention. Plus, I think his dentures need some Extra Hold Poligrip because they are slipping.
“ Abdull, Abdull, don’t do it”…😂😂😂😂😂
Mike Lindell has a straight jacket waiting for him with his name on it.
Inside the claw machine!
Will his padded room be made out of My Pillows?
... Might as well line it with concrete if that's the case.
Gawd, I love you Jimmy! So clever. So funny.
Plains and Prairies are the same thing and can be used interchangeably. A friendly message from your professional Geographer (who that statement bothered them more than it should). 😊
Oh those damn 'gina windmills
Boy that portrait of Jimmy on that coin looks crazier than Mike Pillow!
Jimmy. Jimmy, this is brilliant. I am excited to see the pillow guy and I never thought I’d say that.
Mike Lindel is the reason “Bless your heart” was invented
Theory: a windmill once exposed his ridiculous combover in public and now Diaper Donnie wants them all demolished as petty act of revenge.
Your post should seem kind of crazy, but no, *it's true!*
No one can copy that! where are the animal lovers 🤣
@@TruBlu65 Nice to know Trump is such a conservationist!
DIAPER DONNY, lmfao!😅😅😅😅
@@Issy585 if anyone is wearing a diaper, it's Dementia Joe.
I really hope this interview with Mike Lindell happens. I think you should stuff the claw machine with My Pilows.
He would suffocate!!!! Good.
Did no one catch that he put what look like store bought cupcakes in a Tupperware container to give them that home baked look?
The commemorative coin tickled me so much especially it selling for $799 or 4 payments of $399 😂😂. I couldn’t hold my laughter in anymore.
I know right! I just bought mine now with the payment option. It was such an amazing deal, and with 0% interest to. I ended up buying 4 for my whole family. 😂
@@momwithaplan1287 oh so THATS why it was sold out when i checked the website
So what you mean is that we should split it? I get custody on weekends and you get week nights. Maga logic 🎉😅
@@momwithaplan1287 🤣🤣🤣
Me too.Absolutely hillarious
Can’t wait for tomorrow, it may yet be the greatest day in the show’s 20 year history!🧸
These monologues are great!
I am laughing so hard! 😂😂😂 Great freakin' post!!!
Celebrating 20 glorious years of Jimmy Kimmel.🙏
I feel my brain getting smoother with every syllable uttered out of 45’s pie hole… At this rate I’ll never find my pet unicorn
🤣😅🤣😅
You must be one of those lunkheads who believed that some vague comments about a new medical technology called Healight somehow actually meant 'inject bleach'🙄
@Russell M what are you talking about?
5:30 love the guy chuckling at Trump behind his back 😂
I can’t wait for the interview with my pill😮w man
He's obsessed with the windmills because he didn't like that they built some off of one of his golf courses.
They’re in Scotland, not even in the US.
They were made in Chi nah!
@@garymartin7369 The wind turbines we have here in Texas are made in “Mejico” ( meh-he-co )
@@garymartin7369 I do believe Trump was made in Ra sha!🤣
@@wvbkf 😂😂😂😅😅
Best line of the day: He is literally Don Quixote! 😂😂😂
don quijote is a warrior and a gentleman !
@@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 … Jorgegonzalez is an 🍑🤡! 😂👋😂
@@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 I was thinking the same thing! DQ might have been delusional but he was a true gentleman and a chivalrous knight.
Man I hate starting work at 4 a.m. I can never watch live but I feel like I have to stay up and watch just to see Mike in the claw machine....uh I can work on a couple hours sleep for that!
I know it's probably too late, but please fill the claw machine with MyPillow pillows or trump plushies
Congrats on your 20 years!
More Aunt Chippy is what we all needed! XD
The Jimmy Kimmel coin should have Guillermo on the other side 😂
That guy standing next to Trump is trying real hard not to laugh in the wrong places. I think he does need a old fogies home
That guy is our Governor here in South Carolina 😀😀😀Henry McMaster
Don't say much for your governor! Who votes those jokers in anyways? Sad!
*an old* not a old!!
Biden needs that more than trump fool!!
No kidding. And one with no windows for birds to crash into.
Yellvis had me chuckling like a kid 😂😂
Lmao “Yelvis”😅😂
That *Choinah* whenever he spells china never failed makes me laugh.
Not gonna lie; the way George Santos lit up talking about Drag Race was kind of adorable. For a split second, he was almost likable.
I like him better than most Republicans. He's more honest!
@@lorrainemcfarland621 he's definitely more honestly than the current president 👍🏾
He's totally a fan
See, the truth shall set you free…. Lol!!!!😅😂
@@flasfynest855 Biden didn't get the memo
Loved hearing Aunt Chippy answer the phone. LOL 😂
Aunt Chippy: "What are you asking me what I'm wearin".
Who?
@@punkanelliefonkbush8811 AUNT CHIPPY
I would love to see Aunt chippy do interviews with politicians, I'm guessing she would roast them!
Chippy…. Wuzzat
We really did a number on Trump, here in Aberdeen/Scotland. He still can't get our wind turbines out of his head. LOL
🤣
Enjoying this so much
“As the images unwind like the circles that you find In the windmills of your mind.”
😁
This will be the most watched Kimmel, I for one can't wait.
🤣Jimmyyy🥰you're killing me. 🥳Can't stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣...💞
"If I had a combover like that, I'd be afraid of windmills, too!" lol
If Trump was near one, his combover would be sucked up into it and they are several hundred feet tall just to get to the turbine blades!!!!
The only event more embarrassing to Cincy than the Mayor's "Trash Talk" would be WKRP's "Turkey Drop."
Can't wait for tomorrow!
excellent writing for the monologue and the coin bit was hilarious!
Hello, how are you doing today?
For the Claw machine, fill it with GOOD QUALITY pillows.
as someone who did a segment of a photoshoot in a claw machine, i really need to see this interview
Could you elaborate?
@@vickywitton1008 they put me in a claw machine ?? it was funny to see jimmy do it
jk is really killing it these days in the late night game
8:45 To paraphrase Dennis Miller: 'That's only 4 more votes than I got and I didn't even run'
Jimmy and his crew are the best.🥰
Totally not a bot
Jimmy and his crew are definitely the best! I agree.
@@j0fiz986 that right wing got u so brainwashed you can't even enjoy a little comedy.
What did the windmills do this time?
They killed thousands of eagles...
🤔🙄🤣
Messed up trumps weave.
They’re all MaDe In cHiNa
There are 500 windmill manufacturers in the USA which makes Trumps China windmill stocks tank. Poor Trumpy the businessman made another poor investment. P.S. Windmills aren't killing Eagles.
@@nancychandler3673 man idk why TH-cam deleted this comment but probably because it was too truthful, right on!
I love Jimmy.. ever since his sports guy days on Kevin & Bean.. keep up the good fight, Jimmy.
Love you, Jimmy! Thanks for keeping me sane 😘
In the machine
How about pillows ?
Jimmy is a national treasure
❤❤❤❤❤👍👍👍🙏🙏
Kimmel is a treasure to the drug pushers and cartels, he pushes Biden on the world.
@@zoeyzed5127 That's enough internet for you, ma'am.
OMG the pillow guy in the claw machine...
I loved watching the guy next to Trump while he went on with his "Abdul" rant!
Nice job Philly!
I can’t believe you are doing an interview with him in the claw machine. 😂
Neither can I
Please put a straight jacket in there!
These Trump bits that Jimmy and his sfaff puts together are GOLDEN 😅 I look forward to them often
Well then you're in luck because he does them every night for the past seven years
@@danmcgriff1421 Yet you've only been trolling for 2 1/2 years!! 🤣😂
@@danmcgriff1421 of course, almost as long as he's been trolling Matt Damon 😂 it was very fun when Matt finally got to host one night, good times!
Jimmy. I hope ur on for another 20 years. Your the best. Xo.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Scamtos needs to be followed by journalists everywhere he goes until he gets fed up, gives in, and resigns.
Yes! Please God Someone🤯🤬😱Why WHY HAVE WE LET THIS BS CONTINUE??? LIES, CORRUPT & PULLING DOWN BIG MONEY AT THE CAPITAL?????? AM I WRONG??
I say the same thing about this administration 👍🏾
@@davidhansen4927 isn’t that what Peter Doushy is doing?
@@bogususer2595 he's the only person asking serious questions that your press secretary just can't answer.
@@davidhansen4927 LMAO, LOL, hahahahahahaha 🤣😂 - I laughed so hard I almost had to find a "I pooped myself" emoji...
We should expect more from our pillow royalty.
Waiting for the autobiography Spoor
Lol😂
We tried those pillows. I bought one more to stuff the other two. That made them at least usable.