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  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I now have an Instagram account where I upload short video and photos .
    instagram.com/tv/CNR5Y9uBtuv/?igshid=11lqdi8z1ou7y

    • @johnboy8032
      @johnboy8032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ab ur a legend..🤜🤛 I'll pay u to come to Ireland an do a audit on our corrupt cops!!!

    • @dominicfroude1491
      @dominicfroude1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Do u want me to close my eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @harrylloyd6955
      @harrylloyd6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You are the only man I follow on instagram 😂

    • @JGmedia18
      @JGmedia18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@enochianmagic #troll

    • @sparkymlarky
      @sparkymlarky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@enochianmagic
      Just seen your photo.
      I'll bet £1m your second name isn't Powell.🙄

  • @lenka2042
    @lenka2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Those two getting out their car like they’re Cagney & Lacey🤣🤣

    • @andrewdaley3081
      @andrewdaley3081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Best comment of the day. Andy England 🇬🇧👍❤️🥳👏👌

    • @jblake1
      @jblake1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😭😭😭

    • @bronte6364
      @bronte6364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Top comment!😂

    • @bobnicholson6118
      @bobnicholson6118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's what we're paying for folks!!!!!

    • @fruitychink
      @fruitychink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or Dumb and Dumber

  • @interestedparty00
    @interestedparty00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Cop: "You approached me."
    Wow, this cop is obviously a perpetual liar.

    • @Mat-kr1nf
      @Mat-kr1nf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He’s a copper, what else did you expect!🙄😩😁

    • @smirkystirky7103
      @smirkystirky7103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I just face palmed after hearing him say that.

    • @Paul-nr6ws
      @Paul-nr6ws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bad habits are hard to break

    • @jonocroft4766
      @jonocroft4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He's a pig, of course he's a perpetual liar, you only just realized that?

    • @davidprescott3556
      @davidprescott3556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Did you expect anything else from the police ? They lie constantly

  • @rachelhearne5334
    @rachelhearne5334 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    ‘Get me an espresso you can get yourself a donut if you like’ I nearly spat my tea everywhere,classic AB 😂🤣🤣🙌

  • @ForcedAwakenings
    @ForcedAwakenings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I absolutely loved the “Can you grab me an espresso, you can get yourself a doughnut”! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Monahmed2086
      @Monahmed2086 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂 Absolute Class 😂😂😂

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Auditors have become the SAS of our rights so proud of you all.

    • @mrb180
      @mrb180 ปีที่แล้ว

      more like the impersonation of OCD over a single irrelevant right which almost no one exercises under normal daily conditions, in a society destroyed and under siege from endless social issues ending in death and suffering and politician abusers who cannot be touched without a widespread civil war. more than anything, this is a online and youtube gig blown out of proportion by the manic excitation of the ignorant online public.

    • @paulstekla3270
      @paulstekla3270 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you mentally normal. What a stupid thing to say.

  • @markfowlermusic
    @markfowlermusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Oh dear, whatever you do don't film what's behind the gate. They're very protective of more empty space and brick walls... God forbid that gets out to the public.

    • @Official_kenzie
      @Official_kenzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣👏

    • @jamienoonan1186
      @jamienoonan1186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Can't believe they refused to go in. Wtf!!! That is the strangest thing I've seen a police officer do.

    • @jasoncdebussy
      @jasoncdebussy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The most empty space is between their ears 😁

    • @khoyrulislam
      @khoyrulislam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha 🤣🤣

    • @cocobeware9442
      @cocobeware9442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Missing kids

  • @TheDaflad
    @TheDaflad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    “You can get yourself a doughnut 🍩”
    😂🤣Jeez I nearly fell out my chair 😂🤣

  • @contactearth2026
    @contactearth2026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    he lied within 30 seconds of contact.. ego bruised when he was corrected..this man is what you call a tool.

    • @amd77j
      @amd77j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And dangerous. Lies at the “drop of a hat”. Bet he’s “highly regarded” by other cops.

  • @gaz5898
    @gaz5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Police guy didn't seem to care he was coughing so close to AB. Madness

    • @mikeb3811
      @mikeb3811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Bobsey pandemic, you heard of it?

    • @mikeb3811
      @mikeb3811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bobsey 76 people thought madness too

    • @P.O.T.TPodcast
      @P.O.T.TPodcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he lied that AB approached him.

    • @gingw7333
      @gingw7333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bobsey Another idiot in severe need of emergency remedial science classes. You must have slept through them at school. 🙄

    • @Gematrinator
      @Gematrinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gingw7333 had ur booster yet? Or is it ur 5th?

  • @highdefinition5724
    @highdefinition5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Love it how they approach all aggressive and then quickly snap back into pretending to be professional and polite.... Jekyll and Hyde 😂

    • @marklee9226
      @marklee9226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had to pause at 3.30 😂😂😂😂that's ballsy and hilarious 😂😂😂😂💪🇮🇪🇬🇧 play

    • @kevinjudy2210
      @kevinjudy2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, it's really bad behavior that needs changing...

    • @kevinjudy2210
      @kevinjudy2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You're going to bark orders at me, and not tell me who you are?!!!

    • @collincovid6950
      @collincovid6950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Always. It is always "I am a police officer, you are just a member of the public, and this is how, we wooden tops will have the set up." The problem is with this attitude of self-importance through the title Police pig, I mean Police Officer, they then head for a fall, the haughty beggars lay themselves open to a fall, as here.

    • @J1122
      @J1122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get knocked tf out

  • @smittyd4801
    @smittyd4801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    They jumped out of the car like 2 hungry pitbulls and ended up going back to their car like 2 scared Chihuahuas.

    • @wesleywyndam-pryce4081
      @wesleywyndam-pryce4081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @naztubes
      @naztubes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And why do they always call people 'mate'. So condescending!

    • @garfield4108
      @garfield4108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha they did. They jumped out like Batman and Robin and expected him to run off 🤣🤣 Piss poor show

    • @pokehoarder2733
      @pokehoarder2733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Facts! They often jump out on some gang shit, till they realise the person's clued up on the law and their rights. Never gets old 😅

  • @Verbs2007
    @Verbs2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Remember, this was the same Derbyshire police department some months back that fined two women just because they went for a walk, smh.

    • @paulhutt9621
      @paulhutt9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The 2 women were actors put there for publicity 😂

    • @shush_ya_mush
      @shush_ya_mush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and were spying on people with drones who were walking dogs in the peak district miles from anyone

    • @minatormyth
      @minatormyth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@paulhutt9621 actors or not, the pigs still acted like fucking nazi party bastards.

  • @jimbo1847
    @jimbo1847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    The way those two jumped out of their car they obviously
    thought they were Bodie and Doyle.

    • @joesweeney5197
      @joesweeney5197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆

    • @michaelzwiek4608
      @michaelzwiek4608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Was waiting for a roll over the bonnet lol

    • @MrPicoop59
      @MrPicoop59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like Dodie and Boyle lol

    • @carltonlambert7608
      @carltonlambert7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like busted and twisted. They need to hit the gym instead of McDonald's.

    • @jazzadino3738
      @jazzadino3738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cagney and Lacey 😂

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The way the "ladies" blocked the footpath whilst the gate opened rather than let the pedestrian past was disgraceful

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    (Waves £10 note in detective's face like a boss)
    "Get me a coffee and get yourself a donut"

    • @123kingcarp
      @123kingcarp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      This is why AB is the best

    • @mrpmikc2505chinastolemybaby
      @mrpmikc2505chinastolemybaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      That was one of the best bits of derogatory banter I’ve ever seen towards a copper. He was totally humiliated, loved it! Get in AB, Yo!

    • @philbertb
      @philbertb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      priceless!!!

    • @chrisrogers8111
      @chrisrogers8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Spotted Dick Pudding 4Sausage Meat

    • @Cernunnos652
      @Cernunnos652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Looool 😅😂😆☕🍩

  • @Stuart_George
    @Stuart_George 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    'You approached me'.......🤣
    I mean, seriously, quite literally the opposite happened.

    • @marklatimer7333
      @marklatimer7333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      How would you prove him wrong without the camera? - He proved within 5 seconds he is willing to lie, how many people have suffered at his hands because they didn't have a camera?
      We really have started scraping the bottom of the barrel recruiting police officers nowadays, Is there a minimum IQ requirement, I've not seen much evidence.

    • @haywoodjablowme2929
      @haywoodjablowme2929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@marklatimer7333 No point in intelligence gathering around there. You won't find any..

    • @malced1
      @malced1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lying is habitual for some of these cops

    • @jaylamb477
      @jaylamb477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can’t stop lying must be their training

    • @elvishards8161
      @elvishards8161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeh they are automatic liars

  • @goodyeoman4534
    @goodyeoman4534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The fancier their buildings become, the less we see them. The more powers they get, the less they serve us.

    • @Ashley4029
      @Ashley4029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      very true

    • @thwalesproductions
      @thwalesproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that what the people want? To see less of these people on the streets but once they go people complain

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thwalesproductions What an odd remark. I think most people feel less safe since the disappearance of preventative foot patrols.

    • @Ashley4029
      @Ashley4029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thwalesproductions No, most people just want to see them doing the job they are paid to do, like catching real criminals.

    • @malachitrutwein3346
      @malachitrutwein3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ashley4029 but when they are doing there job they get bellends like this guy filming them and complaining

  • @themeatspot5020
    @themeatspot5020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Don't drop that phone" 🤣 ok AB you've officially taken focus pocus spot as number 1, he's now my 2nd favourite auditor lol

  • @slyasafox3302
    @slyasafox3302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Dude, out if all the folks out there doing videos you make me laugh, genuinely very funny, good job from the USA.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤛

    • @chriscorbart
      @chriscorbart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤜

    • @maaziy_ghaziyIYI
      @maaziy_ghaziyIYI 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mate, if he tries to pull this off on American police, he'll get shot instantly!

    • @tonymeck-lj8rv
      @tonymeck-lj8rv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AuditingBritain would those bitches seriously have the legal right to arrest you and put you in handcuffs and would they have used a taser a pepper spray if you had resisted well all i can say is thank the lord ordinary uk cops dont carry firearms and truncheons and batons anymore

  • @scoosethom8441
    @scoosethom8441 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That cop lying on camera about you approaching him blatantly lying in front of 10s of thousands of people has blown his credibility to bits ,surely he can not be trusted to tell the truth in statements or in the Dock after lying so easily in front of the whole world

  • @Jack-cd5dj
    @Jack-cd5dj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    “You’re coughing now as well”
    You have a good sense of humour AB😂😂

    • @ConAir94
      @ConAir94 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Captain Kirk no he didn't

    • @OriginalPuro
      @OriginalPuro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That wasn't humor, he was serious.
      Who the fuck goes that close to people and coughs right in the middle of a fucking pandemic?
      Only an idiot would do that.

  • @smithy3269
    @smithy3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    “Why you taking pictures”
    “Because I have a camera”
    😂

    • @reacey
      @reacey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I liked that response, it showed how ridiculous their questioning is, they seem to think they can ask you or tell you anything and you have to comply. Little mini hitlers

  • @JGmedia18
    @JGmedia18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Strange how they can film me on their cameras ANPR and roadside speed cameras etc but when you film them they get so upset . As Lance Corporal Jones used to say “ they don’t like it up em!”

    • @wm8982
      @wm8982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Big up the Walmington-on-Sea !

  • @ryanmoorfell1530
    @ryanmoorfell1530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    His hopes and dreams were shattered when he realised he'd met someone who knows the law! Expertly handled, A.B.

    • @MichaelThomas-mu4lg
      @MichaelThomas-mu4lg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What hopes?... They just met a dkhead

    • @charlieminaj2
      @charlieminaj2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MichaelThomas-mu4lg and you sound like you suck the dick of police officers?

  • @h3llrayzor59
    @h3llrayzor59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The Wife & I vacationed in Britain for a Month (Years Ago) We drove all over the Island. Filming & taking Pictures everywhere
    we went to document the Travels. Your Island is absolutely amazing! So much to see. You mentioned Fish & Chips and it
    brought back memories of the Fish & Chips we had every chance We could get. Yes... They are THAT GOOD!!! Every Town had
    their own recipe and all were good. I miss them so much as there is literally nowhere in the States that makes Fish & Chips as
    good as they do in your Country.

    • @Trust-me-I-am-a-dentist
      @Trust-me-I-am-a-dentist ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody cares mate.

    • @taboo1459
      @taboo1459 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Aww come on, I wanna know more....which chippies?!? Mine are never cooked right 😊

  • @rogerelliot7501
    @rogerelliot7501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    "Go and get me a coffee, you can get yourself a doughnut if you like" 😂

    • @EwMuva
      @EwMuva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nah that was underrated tfuck 🤣🤣
      Grab me a coffee, no, you cant help me then🤷🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonyross7376
      @tonyross7376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was classic AB is the man

    • @MRDOTASUSEE
      @MRDOTASUSEE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahahahahhahahaha

    • @primevalnaval
      @primevalnaval 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That gave me a much needed laugh. Hilarious! 🤣

    • @carlosdias6065
      @carlosdias6065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was so good.
      Lol 😁

  • @Aware596
    @Aware596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    This is brilliant , plods authority drained from his face and the Karen’s showed exactly what’s wrong with recruitment nowadays 😀😀

    • @trustnoone9931
      @trustnoone9931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

  • @kentrobinson7479
    @kentrobinson7479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    *A PHOTOGRAPHER STANDING STILL IS APPROACHED BY A GANG MEMBER BUT THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS THE ONE APPROACHING???*

  • @Juls27989
    @Juls27989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    " Can you go and get me an expresso, you can get yourself a doughnut ! " ... thats the best one yet ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is _why_ auditing needs to happen. A copper who will walk up to you and lie right to your face, and your camera, that you approached him _cannot_ be trusted to do policing work.
    The Karens were appalling as well, and yet again demonstrated the bizarre belief that they have a second chance to make a first impression.
    Shocking that the PCSO was the most helpful and correct of the lot of them. Good on her, I hope she became a warranted constable.

  • @paulbramhall
    @paulbramhall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    the shock on her face when you would not be bullied

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They both roared in like Lions, and went out bleating like Lambs.

  • @Debs-29
    @Debs-29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Police thinking they're in charge of us instead of serve protect

  • @royhardy407
    @royhardy407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    It just shows how much they will LIE. "You approached me" A blatant lie caught on camera by this arrogant fool who then coughs whilst standing near you. Do that to him and you will soon be in cuffs.

  • @martinda7446
    @martinda7446 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The, ''you approached me'' line for me, was shocking. Imagine how his evidence reads in court! I have listened to policemen, post event, and had to pick my jaw up off the floor. That was a slip to do that on camera, he is so used to it, just the scintilla of evidence needed to indicate a truly dangerous man. I read a lot into that.
    Sending my greatest admiration to a gentleman, artist and entertainer.
    PS. I showed my Sister and Mum who is 85 some of ABs videos, we were laughing so much, and she said you were a very important man doing this. .. Is my mum the oldest subscriber? She was moved by your words at the war memorial - people fought and lost their lives for - coppers like that - A powerful message, esp. to someone that lived through it and lost people.
    PPS Might as well say everything on my mind, Your photos, the ones I've seen included in videos, are just remarkable.

  • @AnDy-of3mj
    @AnDy-of3mj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I had to pause at 3.30 to say you are an absolute boss. Any police officer watching should take note of how you should deal with someone using a camera in public, regardless of what direction it is pointing, jog the fuck on. Your a national treasure AB, I doth my cap. stay safe brother

  • @tcl98387
    @tcl98387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This was the funniest one yet. "You approached me". Completely comical! The birds-eye view! Hahahaha, you just cannot write it. Then the seatbelt. Legitimately hilarious.

  • @Ang-hj6cb
    @Ang-hj6cb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “Can you go and grab me an espresso” 😂😂 i did not expect that at all! Hilarious 🤣

  • @deanwallace4432
    @deanwallace4432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    The guy walks 40 feet right up to you then says you approached me! These are the guys they hire to uphold the law 🤣

    • @madmick2741
      @madmick2741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tosser and looks like a tosser

    • @Notchrhino55
      @Notchrhino55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's a fucktard like his mate waiting across the rd. As for those two female coppers, strewth a couple of Jokers. I wonder if people who join the police force are arrogant bullying tin pot Hitler's to begin with or are they trained to be obnoxious little snots.

    • @carltonlambert7608
      @carltonlambert7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's no accident we was force fed movie's like Robo cop. Predictive programming and this is one of the reasons.

    • @carltonlambert7608
      @carltonlambert7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vanpallandt5799 No. Eat the pictures.. concentrate.

    • @keenanschouten2582
      @keenanschouten2582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vanpallandt5799 he mean propaganda

  • @aboutthemetal8783
    @aboutthemetal8783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The coffee and donut bit had me in stitches.

  • @prattait7594
    @prattait7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    02:54 “ Can you grab me an expresso and get yourself a doughnut” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kellyk5946
    @kellyk5946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Don’t accept their word when it comes to their shoulder number, ask for their warrant card.

    • @ce9934
      @ce9934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Warrant and shoulder numbers are not the same. Only in a handful of forces will they match

    • @angiehazelaar
      @angiehazelaar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ce9934 let me guess......your a Criminal?

    • @ce9934
      @ce9934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@angiehazelaar no. Quite the opposite - a law abiding citizen. I’m not sure how you reached your conclusion?

    • @cockpiss9260
      @cockpiss9260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ce9934 She's a troll, check her comments.

    • @unscentednapalm8547
      @unscentednapalm8547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@angiehazelaar you're*

  • @telly9004
    @telly9004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    AB is the best part of my Lockdown

    • @angiehazelaar
      @angiehazelaar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let me guess....your a 12 year old shop lifter, he needs to get a job

    • @edybanciu7052
      @edybanciu7052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@angiehazelaar what s your problem? no job? XD

  • @bmeghani88
    @bmeghani88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    How small minded these two were: "We are not going to let you film in there"

    • @garagecellar
      @garagecellar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He should have said I'm not offering it as a choice, if I want to film I will.

  • @warwickwolf3999
    @warwickwolf3999 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A fine example of a well trained professional police officer 😂

  • @ronsmith4836
    @ronsmith4836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That guy looks so depressed, he could top himself when he gets home!

  • @adillpickle6762
    @adillpickle6762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The cop with the Puma sweat shirt on is used to talking to her wife that way. She thinks she can talk to the public like she does her wife.

    • @adillpickle6762
      @adillpickle6762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Rockyboy2106 Not sure but she is trying really hard to act like a man.

    • @mangomasheen2324
      @mangomasheen2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must be hard in that relationship knowing both women beleive they're right.

    • @adillpickle6762
      @adillpickle6762 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mangomasheen2324 What is really hard is trying to convince everyone they are never wrong.

  • @ChristopherNeilF
    @ChristopherNeilF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I do prefer your audits, you have the balls to stand up to the tyrants of today. Keep it up AB

  • @robertgreen5217
    @robertgreen5217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Refusing a doughnut, fake cop.😂👍

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That’s what I thought lol 😂

    • @broadwoodloch
      @broadwoodloch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Was looking for a box of doughnuts.

    • @bobes7
      @bobes7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      AB, you're starting to get a bit ballsy. 😂👍

    • @chrissyp7433
      @chrissyp7433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 the look on his face was priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sparkymlarky
      @sparkymlarky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I love it when they think they're superheroes at the start, then after 15 secs of talking to AB they have a total Confidence Breakdown.😂😂

  • @johntheglass5686
    @johntheglass5686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Police officers need to understand that every action provokes a reaction.

    • @david-reason
      @david-reason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Newton's Law.
      Each citizen has a different reaction, when mixed with copper.

    • @michaelmckelvey5122
      @michaelmckelvey5122 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@david-reason Very well put!

  • @LilSkunkRacing
    @LilSkunkRacing 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Asking him to get you a coffee was hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @ozzyatome
    @ozzyatome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Why do they always say you approached me when you filmed them walking up to you

    • @geodun
      @geodun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Because that is the only thing that makes sense to them. They have to make you the one behaving badly or they have no reason to talk to you.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Trained liars.

    • @Brightstarlivesteam
      @Brightstarlivesteam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Because they think they will frighten you by telling lies!

    • @tonyross7376
      @tonyross7376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That is why u should always film the pig's . They lie and twist things

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tonyross7376 But you become no better than them the minute you resort to pathetic insults. Prove us wrong, and demonstrate your ability to make a coherent point.

  • @bellslinki
    @bellslinki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The PCSO.was very professional and calm and collected 👍😊

  • @brettkeepin808
    @brettkeepin808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    3 mins in and I’m pissing myself, I’ll have an expresso and u can get urself a doughnut, priceless 👍😂😂👍

  • @michaelkornegay4846
    @michaelkornegay4846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mad respect from Chicago, A.B.! Stay safe and give'em hell!

  • @JT-xt8bh
    @JT-xt8bh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    AB you are the Boss Of Audits,
    You really handle yourself well especially when they try and fail to bully you.
    Thank You For Your Service Sir

  • @systemofthehounds7658
    @systemofthehounds7658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When they are in plain clothes, make them show their warrant card.

  • @ammo4350
    @ammo4350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Coughing in his face😂😂😂 sn then he had the cheek to say you approached him!😂😂 you are the man AB

  • @pascalini
    @pascalini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    you approached him? wtf they dont help themselves do they

  • @terrya8989
    @terrya8989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You've outdone yourself AB with that one. One of your best.

  • @jayahmed87
    @jayahmed87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “You need to give them a community protection warning” 🤣😭

  • @malcolmfunnell4501
    @malcolmfunnell4501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Get me a coffee 😂😂😂 his face , best smack down ever of assumed authority.
    Well done Sir

  • @amd77j
    @amd77j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    This guy comes up very close to you, without a mask, starts coughing in your face, and then lies to say you approached him. Unbelievable!

    • @tonytotten408
      @tonytotten408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's not unbelievable it's just there way they are trained ..standards dropping that was him out of uniform 🕵️🤔 👎

    • @angykedi
      @angykedi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      stop this mask nonsense!!!!

    • @jeddhanson3984
      @jeddhanson3984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Very believable...cops lie almost non-stop

    • @mrechelon7051
      @mrechelon7051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They just cannot tell the truth at all. Its scary how easy the lies flow from his coughing mouth

    • @mrechelon7051
      @mrechelon7051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The 2nd two idiots are earning the hate. Jumping out and ordering you about barking orders. Plain clothes. No visible id they were police, and then refuses to give collar number! Protecting a "public building!" They just dont have a clue do they?

  • @bronte6364
    @bronte6364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Any other human being would have smiled or laughed at the coffee routine. It went clear over his head - robotic minions 🤪 . Well done A.B.👍🇬🇧

  • @dashford06
    @dashford06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Loved how you showed the Google 3D view of their ultra-top-secret-police-compound, that was classic. I guess Google can see it, but the rest of us have to avert our gaze whenever their gate opens, or face consequences...

  • @yogixl
    @yogixl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    AB my friend you need your own tv station. These audits are brilliant . Keep them coming 😂👍

  • @25242824
    @25242824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    approaches you within your personal space and coughs right in your face, something he would have arrested and charged you for under current legislation, then instantly lies claiming you approached him, and the fact of how naturally he lied without even flinching or hesitating was very alarming in my opinion, imagine the same situation but without the camera rolling, imagine an officer who lies so easily out on the streets, imagine how many innocent people this scum bag as stitched up with his lies.

    • @Carl15O3
      @Carl15O3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Couldn’t agree more, that was shocking.

    • @brendangoodbrand2597
      @brendangoodbrand2597 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      All over UK it's a Fucking disgrace would love everything to Go tits up

    • @benburns1180
      @benburns1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Extremely shocking. It came too naturally. It was if he forgot he was being filmed for a second. Proper caught out here.

    • @mrhealthandsafety1750
      @mrhealthandsafety1750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bang on,this is why AB and others are so needed

    • @peesib
      @peesib ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s the worry…approached AB and then said he was approached!!!

  • @Ali-gz4hz
    @Ali-gz4hz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    When he said am I been detained?
    She was like “oh shit he knows his stuff well” 😂

  • @underworldjam
    @underworldjam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Top form with the one liners today AB. "You want me to close my eyes?"

  • @davegadge1
    @davegadge1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sharon and Tracy have gone dancing with the bags in the floor! 😆

  • @Paul-gr5uf
    @Paul-gr5uf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wetting myself, "get yourself a donut if you like" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    It does make a change that the PCSO was the most well behaved and professional of all of them.

    • @JackSmith-wm3wm
      @JackSmith-wm3wm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a-bootiful-mind6648 it sounds like you were a dirty little thief for years and then wondered why the police didnt love you. Great logic

    • @JackSmith-wm3wm
      @JackSmith-wm3wm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a-bootiful-mind6648 'once stole' yeah we all believe you mate - how long you been off hard drugs?

    • @lyno1980
      @lyno1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a bunch of muppets

    • @gingw7333
      @gingw7333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JackSmith-wm3wm Why are you still on them? Roid rage much?

    • @JackSmith-wm3wm
      @JackSmith-wm3wm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gingw7333 amazing insult

  • @NBMedia8928
    @NBMedia8928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Derbyshire Constabulary make themselves TH-cam stars again 😂😂

    • @michaelbritain5546
      @michaelbritain5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or you tube idiots 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nathanielmartin6093
      @nathanielmartin6093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most cops double down on stupidity

    • @gingw7333
      @gingw7333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathanielmartin6093 And triple and quadruple and...etc.

  • @youubik
    @youubik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    2:10 "You approached me" ... I love it, copper reflexively lies

    • @thewhinjaninja3610
      @thewhinjaninja3610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As always. In the word poLIce you'll find "cop lie".

    • @rob0749
      @rob0749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reflexively, indeed

  • @chrisgalvin8472
    @chrisgalvin8472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Please stop putting these videos on TH-cam, they are far too entertaining, informative and compulsive viewing and taking 2 to 3 hours out of my day regularly to watch them. AB you're a cool dude, you're quick fired response to any questions takes some beating and the dry humour has me rolling about laughing.

    • @chrisvachos1589
      @chrisvachos1589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris you just described me to a tee my thoughts exactly

  • @alansands1908
    @alansands1908 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "you can get yourself a donut" haha genius

  • @BattlesDiplomacy
    @BattlesDiplomacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    AB you pointed out they didn't have a seatbelt on - they're working sat 30cm apart without a mask!

  • @30daymissionman
    @30daymissionman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    When he said “get yourself a donut” I literally choked on my tea !! 😂

  • @Just-Tony
    @Just-Tony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Mr. Nosey: "Can I help you with something?"
    AB: "Can you go get me an expresso?"
    Mr. Nosey: "No"
    AB: "Oh... you can get yourself a donut if you like."
    AB, you're a funny, funny, man.. 😂😂... tryna hand him the money and everthing... 😂😂

  • @illuminatedsphere7024
    @illuminatedsphere7024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “When you go in I just wanna look, I just wanna see” lol 😂

  • @jimward9998
    @jimward9998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    love watching your channel in Canada. Always makes me laugh, keep up the good work

  • @meisterBYZ
    @meisterBYZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    HOW COULD HE EVEN PULL OFF SAYING "You approached me" WHEN HE CLEARLY APPROACHED AB! WHAT IS WRONG WITH POLICE!?!?!?!?

    • @esecallum
      @esecallum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LIARS

    • @elizabethoxley8375
      @elizabethoxley8375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A bunch of idiots. They are suspicious lot.

    • @esecallum
      @esecallum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@elizabethoxley8375 They seem to have a complex. not a nice one.

    • @Hits1791
      @Hits1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Had that smug face from the get go.

    • @NoBody-nq1gl
      @NoBody-nq1gl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lying must be a hard habit to break ...

  • @bronte6364
    @bronte6364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Those two robot police women were a great comedy duo!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You schooled them AB👍👍

  • @WeAreTheTrueMedia
    @WeAreTheTrueMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hilarious....... asking him to get you a coffee 🤣

  • @deanwood9893
    @deanwood9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lady in car "can i help ya"
    AB"what? "
    Lady in car" can i help you "😂😂

  • @photolunatic4552
    @photolunatic4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    AB you are an absolute champion.

  • @timtam6442
    @timtam6442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “Fat-bottom girls you make the rocking world go round”

    • @StillLookingforTruth
      @StillLookingforTruth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The video is excellent, but the comments are great too- so funny

  • @JuxtaPositionings
    @JuxtaPositionings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    King of Auditers

    • @nickridic99
      @nickridic99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He wishes

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@graham9352 you're missing the subtlety. He tells them off. He comes out of the interactions on top mostly

    • @Seannn94
      @Seannn94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@graham9352 You're still watching them try impede on his rights though right?

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@graham9352 each to their own. probably less pointless than you watching and commenting on videos that you find pointless

  • @firstnamelastname6038
    @firstnamelastname6038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "You want me to close my eyes?"😅🤣😂

  • @ascher40
    @ascher40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For that Cop to say that you approached him, shows that his testimony should NEVER be accepted in a court of Law!!!!!
    What a bloody liar!!!

  • @davecollins9075
    @davecollins9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I always come back to this vid. To watch Cagney and Lacey with jeans that don't fit .
    Classic

  • @JGmedia18
    @JGmedia18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Don’t ever do that again” 😂😂😂

    • @bucksteingold4334
      @bucksteingold4334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love how he scolds them like a Jewish grandmother.

  • @Mr.Rude.
    @Mr.Rude. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    'You can get yourself donut'
    Quality AB

    • @angiehazelaar
      @angiehazelaar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least they have a job

    • @edybanciu7052
      @edybanciu7052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angiehazelaar get a life, then get a job!

    • @krystagreen3094
      @krystagreen3094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@angiehazelaar when you have a YT channel that's monetized, with nearly 100,000 subscribers, it becomes a job 🙄 go back to Twitter and be offended there
      EDIT: More than 100,000 subscribers 😉

  • @Snacksaloon
    @Snacksaloon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The audacity for him to say YOU approached him 😂

    • @strickostricko
      @strickostricko ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lot worse than “audacity”. Blatant lies. 😡😤

    • @karenhogan-t5w
      @karenhogan-t5w ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what cops do - the lie. How could this trash give evidence in court when he actually lies as a matter of course and on camera. It is obviously his usual practice!

  • @beyondtheveil6866
    @beyondtheveil6866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haha Auditing Britain is actually something a look forward to watching almost everyday.
    "Buzztex and Live free" are good also and do same audits but this guy really gets the officers direct attention and the sarcasm comebacks are great. Keep it up mate inspiring the public to stand strong for their rights.

  • @josephc8804
    @josephc8804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:14 “JUST GIVE THEM ONEEE” 😂😂

  • @colonialclive
    @colonialclive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    You can get yourself a doughnut, 😜🤣😂

  • @Dynamikcheese
    @Dynamikcheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    When she said "right stay there mate" and then you said "am I detained" lol that shit her up knowing you weren't gonna roll over.

    • @desbrittain9952
      @desbrittain9952 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As soon as she called the gentleman "mate" I thought "who does she bloody well think she is". Whatever happened to sir.

  • @capodadon1854
    @capodadon1854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “And you’re coughing now as well...Bloody Hell” I got my laugh for the week so I’m good now 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abduls4173
    @abduls4173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Just give them one” 😭😂😂😂