Citizen's Arrest

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  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Must watch
    th-cam.com/video/MM5of_uDKYc/w-d-xo.html

    • @diabetes30yr60
      @diabetes30yr60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When asked why you wearing sunglasees you could see how much she needed to hold that laugh in. But lip filler wasn't a happy bunny fab one AB

    • @thelstanedwardsson4374
      @thelstanedwardsson4374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOL - "Seriously, why's she wearing sunglasses?"

    • @dogvomit9765
      @dogvomit9765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hi AB i love your videos, been a follower for ages now. AB just a little headsup mate, those blackberries haven been driven past many times per day and could well contain shit that comes from exhausts bro. Sorry if that sounds a little mad lol stay safe out there my friend x

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I know you have .
      It was raining and there is hardly any cars in Wales.
      Thank you 😊

    • @dogvomit9765
      @dogvomit9765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AuditingBritain aww thank you AB 😊💯 perhaps in Wales the cars are outnumbered by sheep then?! It's been great to see your channel grow, i love your approach to people and you're very funny sometimes you have me roaring 😂😂 take care bro, looking forward to your next upload 💯👍🏻

  • @rogerr2796
    @rogerr2796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    That guy waited all his life to play police officer. And it turned out so badly.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      😂😂😂

    • @alcoyne3333333333333
      @alcoyne3333333333333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😅

    • @mr.phasfun6044
      @mr.phasfun6044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He owned up to driving a marked car..then wanted the recording deleted....oooops

    • @kennyholland4731
      @kennyholland4731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If he didn't like being filmed, Mr McKay shouldn't have walked to the camera then, anyway hasn't he got a job to do at Sslade prison 😉

    • @mrdannydrink
      @mrdannydrink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AuditingBritain I thought Harold Shipman was dead 🤔🤣

  • @811871
    @811871 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    Why pay for a T.V. licence when you can watch this comedy gold

    • @andrewmcfadzean1759
      @andrewmcfadzean1759 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You need a tv licence to stream online nowadays as well apparently 😂😂😂

    • @pauliosantos6379
      @pauliosantos6379 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's to watch commercial live streaming online, so personal viewers watching non commercial streamers (and that doesn't mean making money from views) are totally with the remit of the scum law in the uk :)

    • @daddymulk
      @daddymulk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cancelled mine and yeah this is much better than BBC Britain's Brainwashing Cult

    • @trixiepixie-sn6le
      @trixiepixie-sn6le 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣

    • @BUDGIEHUNTER85
      @BUDGIEHUNTER85 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You pay for t.v license really

  • @Imw101
    @Imw101 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    Boris Johnson's sister is a police constable? I never knew that.

    • @michaelalderman-uz2gd
      @michaelalderman-uz2gd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      SHE EATS HER DINNER AT THE CUNTSTABLE, SHE KEEPS HER HORSE AT THE CUNTSTABLE

    • @Countryboy071
      @Countryboy071 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hope she has a better hairdresser than him 😂

  • @craigfowler7098
    @craigfowler7098 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    He can ask anything he wants and does not have to justify it to anyone. Plus he can stay as long as he wants and does not need anyone's permission.

  • @_6079SMITH
    @_6079SMITH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "So why are you still here?"
    "Cause you're talking to me."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Polecat54941
    @Polecat54941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Visiting a police HQ these days is like a trip to the zoo, you never know what kind of weird creature you will spot!

    • @corkion
      @corkion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol

    • @dunno558
      @dunno558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @medfitconsultant
      @medfitconsultant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😅🙂...funny.

    • @tomthumb6269
      @tomthumb6269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🐷🤣

    • @MusicalMemeology
      @MusicalMemeology 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The wild animals at the zoo are more predictable than these creatures.

  • @isaacramsay7889
    @isaacramsay7889 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    This is one of the funniest ones. The power trip is a heroic dose

  • @ZahidKhan-tb3fb
    @ZahidKhan-tb3fb ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Dr Shipman: “what are you doing”?
    AB: “I’m filming”.
    Dr Shipman: “no you not”.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kevinberrill1452
    @kevinberrill1452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    They don’t even realize that they are the matter of public interest! 😂

    • @O.bengee
      @O.bengee หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do U like chillies seasoned with pepperoni with a hint of banana ?

  • @MalaysiaPhilip
    @MalaysiaPhilip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    The way he clicks his fingers for someone to come over to him and nobody does speaks volumes.

    • @SuperEarther
      @SuperEarther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      They all know he is a old crank

    • @corkion
      @corkion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lol

    • @jacksonirving4594
      @jacksonirving4594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂 I've done that a few times.

    • @ivanna_humpallot621
      @ivanna_humpallot621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What an "OLD FART"! 😂

    • @Putin391
      @Putin391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ivanna_humpallot621 a fart that comes out an expired arse crack with high mileage.

  • @Turn1t0ff
    @Turn1t0ff ปีที่แล้ว +37

    They treat us with contempt, but it is us who should treat them with utter contempt.
    They don't even know the laws they purport to adhering to.

  • @tomeksikora1297
    @tomeksikora1297 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Everyone who doesn't just immediately and unquestioningly comply is 'awkward'.
    No, being face to face with an agent of the Crown whose default position is 'actively look for anything I might successfully prosecute', is awkward.

    • @loonaticsrunningtheassylum
      @loonaticsrunningtheassylum 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're just stealth tax collectors..

    • @jamesgillan3099
      @jamesgillan3099 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🎉😂😊😮

    • @joedee1863
      @joedee1863 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you're awkward does that make you an Awk ?
      If you're Dorkward, does that make you a Dork
      I'd rather be a Hobbit , so I can stand and gobbit,
      Or even be an Elf, so I can help myself
      To all those lovely brambles, as I go for for Welsh rarebit rambles.
      I know I'm being silly
      But they started it first,
      It's my right to be a silly billy,
      So their ego bubble gets burst.

  • @galwithanafro
    @galwithanafro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "Anyways, I need to go and pick up some blackberries" 😂😂😂😂 I can't deal!!!

  • @elusive7078
    @elusive7078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    She blanks you three times and then says 'see your not even listening to me' ffs lol 🤣

    • @wailer27
      @wailer27 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      she was trying to remember the question she had asked that he didn't answer... also pointing out it's not a crime to look at a badge OR film a badge is being pedantic, which really means she got caught out in a logical fallacy and has no other argument other than to attack the person exposing her nonsense

  • @mrlogiclogic4119
    @mrlogiclogic4119 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Did you have lip filler"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alanwhite6730
      @alanwhite6730 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @zoomtruth1013
      @zoomtruth1013 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I literally just wrote same exact comment as you lolololol

  • @summan41man
    @summan41man 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The Honey Monster came to defend Harold Shipman

    • @alexanders-life
      @alexanders-life 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Boris Johnsons sister 😅😅😅

  • @hearyou4203
    @hearyou4203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Probably somone inside the office wound him up to go "defend the station". What a laugh. What a deranged guy. Great vid.

    • @collincovid6950
      @collincovid6950 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr Bumble would make a good advertisement for long life batteries as he only really had one motion. What a complete dick head, and it would be funny if he were to come to this video and read the comments, before he took out the batteries

  • @timcruse9054
    @timcruse9054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    This is like a sketch from Monty Python. Police officer “can I help you?” Auditing Britain “No thank you” 😂😂😂😂 two police cars to question someone filming in a public place meanwhile houses are burgled and cars are stolen and never investigated. Absolutely brilliant.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      🙏🏼

    • @mr.phasfun6044
      @mr.phasfun6044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Little Britain sketch

    • @mrsillywalk
      @mrsillywalk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A couple of local drug dealers keep their stash in her hair. She don't know what's there.

    • @positivityandpeace4718
      @positivityandpeace4718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spot on all you get is a crime reference number. Pathetic

    • @caolkyle
      @caolkyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I always love the 'Is there anything ELSE I can help with?', he didn't ask for help in the first place..

  • @peterk3227
    @peterk3227 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love watching these ones where the king finds out that he is really the court jester LOL

  • @michaelziggiotto1164
    @michaelziggiotto1164 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Great videos A.B.!👍 Being American, I love how no matter how aggravated some of these British people get,they are still polite! 👍👍

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The law punishes us heavily for violence sadly, our courts don't look at realism of situations but rather just push for convictions to increase their numbers. Its corrupt to the core sadly mate, where us members of the public become almost defenceless. We've become a police state and its terrifying that everyone has seemed to allow our rights to be eroded.

  • @ianjones3568
    @ianjones3568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Beardy weirdy: "the inspector will err...."
    AB: "inspect me?"😂😂

  • @izas6853
    @izas6853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    On another note, Welsh countryside is absolutely gorgeous.

    • @CommanderStarblaster
      @CommanderStarblaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 Isn't it, doesn't it, wouldn't it.

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Turns out Tom Jones' green green grass of home was real.

    • @veganfortheanimalsdee6637
      @veganfortheanimalsdee6637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, but you need to go to wales to see it though..🤥 full of welsh folk. Scotland is beautiful, we are also pretty friendly.

    • @willbee7925
      @willbee7925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grass and bushes and trees.

    • @bikinibandit2398
      @bikinibandit2398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wales for the Welsh.

  • @robertwilliams2323
    @robertwilliams2323 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    This guy is so funny, a great wind up merchant.

  • @mdnanumiah1768
    @mdnanumiah1768 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Love the way you got put those officers in their place, awesome, They can’t keep up with your intelligence and knowledge. Keep it up ❤

  • @faz08
    @faz08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    That small blondie one isn't used to people not answering her questions..

    • @gazzanorth4373
      @gazzanorth4373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Two busy thinking of her next lip filler appointment

    • @4catsnow
      @4catsnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She had to participate in the debate at the same time keeping her makeup shielded....kind of a losing battle on both fronts..

    • @michaelfulthorpe1910
      @michaelfulthorpe1910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      All cops are the same, they seem to think everyone owes them an explanation for everything they do in life just because they are bored and it makes them feel needed. The old guy needed marched backwards chest to chest until he fell on his ass or a knee to the balls would have got the same result.

    • @TheGreat185
      @TheGreat185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She's mad for a suck

    • @kevinberrill1452
      @kevinberrill1452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even when she uses her proper police voice.

  • @ryanbosley7759
    @ryanbosley7759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "privacy is a crime"
    WHAT A COMPLETE WALLY

  • @ericyoutube77
    @ericyoutube77 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I’ve learnt a lot more about the law from this channel

  • @edeledeledel5490
    @edeledeledel5490 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In the middle of a conversation when she was asking you personal questions, she says "Why are you asking me questions" and then "Why are you still here?" Priceless. You couldn't make it up.

  • @secretfacekid8920
    @secretfacekid8920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Those two police women were absolutely useless, imagine them trying to actually catch criminals.

    • @zsuira
      @zsuira 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They are not employed to catch criminals but to protect the establishment.

    • @09weenic
      @09weenic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They will be good at shutting the rear door of a police van once her four male colleagues deal with a violent criminal

    • @mrlegkick91
      @mrlegkick91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The fact that we pay silly amounts of money for them to drive around and play cop is ridiculous

    • @johnomay3734
      @johnomay3734 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Maybe they’re the escaped budgie squad

    • @loonaticsrunningtheassylum
      @loonaticsrunningtheassylum 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The police don't catch criminals. That's not their job.. they're stealth tax collectors. Nothing more

  • @PeteretePeter
    @PeteretePeter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    What an absolute prize plum that pen pusher is. Clearly being told on the phone to back off and that you’re doing nothing wrong but he’s so puffed up with his own self-importance that he can’t back down. Stays out so long his shirt gets soaked through. 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

    • @Chris-nf3sg
      @Chris-nf3sg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Totally agree. Shipman was a total balloon. 🤣

    • @kevinchamberlain7928
      @kevinchamberlain7928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kept repeating "I'm not at all happy" but gutted he was in the wrong.

    • @cosmicdebris42
      @cosmicdebris42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Think this guy has a touch of Joe Biden. The lady's had to shuffle him back to his desk like he had escaped an old folks home.

    • @kevinchamberlain7928
      @kevinchamberlain7928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cosmicdebris42 likely shit and pissed himself like groping Joe Biden, too!

    • @aleebea
      @aleebea ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@cosmicdebris42 😂😂. A touch of Joe Biden!

  • @rob1969in
    @rob1969in 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    'Anyway I have to go and pick up some Blackberries'.....killed me

  • @SusanNoulton
    @SusanNoulton 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    God I love the way you question them, and they just give up on you Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ghostofreagan3181
    @ghostofreagan3181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    AB is truly the best. Never gets mad, he simply destroys them with logic.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thank You🤛

    • @cuckingfunt9353
      @cuckingfunt9353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AuditingBritain I love the new thing you are doing... the lip filler and the sunglasses... It completely throws them and confuses them. I will remember that tactic.
      When she said " you are asking personal questions" well they ask personal questions why shouldn't you.... There is no more personal question than that of my identity, if the cops want to know my sexual preferences I will tell them, my dick size I will tell them.... My name and address, that's personal information, I don't want to tell them.

    • @ghostofreagan3181
      @ghostofreagan3181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aposslex well, each to his

    • @wayneh150
      @wayneh150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AuditingBritain do you have the ability to do live, where people may suggest intresting questions during the interaction.

    • @Hondadctrider
      @Hondadctrider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'll bet the older guy is fun at parties.

  • @ronnierosenthal6551
    @ronnierosenthal6551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Fella knows how it feels to ring the police and no one bothers to come out

    • @rob936
      @rob936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

  • @Headshot1002
    @Headshot1002 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They are soo thick, well done AB. Running rings around them. always defending their own rather than defend what they took an oath against

  • @grandtheftgameryt
    @grandtheftgameryt ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Omg that lip filler question got me and the sunglasses question 😂😂😂

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    Police employee had serious Dr Harold "The Old Dear Hunter" Shipman vibes

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A mere amateur. 200+ killed. There's one Doctor who worked for the NHS that killed 654 in the same way as Harold.

    • @kippersniffer3699
      @kippersniffer3699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Nickle314 and how many has the 💉 killed

    • @Goldboy1975
      @Goldboy1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Shipman would have been pro vaccine…. 🤔

    • @marklittler784
      @marklittler784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Bud King of Beers Because he was always out on calls.

    • @strawman4355
      @strawman4355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha hahaha

  • @robertreid7221
    @robertreid7221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Typical coppers, accelerate the situation in the hopes of getting an arrest when the public don't immediately comply

    • @llewellynjones1115
      @llewellynjones1115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think you mean - escalate.

    • @docmitchell4658
      @docmitchell4658 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It’s like they try to trap you, hence why no one trusts the police these days

  • @tonyyork46
    @tonyyork46 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The guy with the beard and glasses thought he was important 🤣🤣🤣

  • @McGrew100
    @McGrew100 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "We;re not getting the answers we want".

    • @andirutherford2615
      @andirutherford2615 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I find that in exams, never get the answers I need

  • @TheJoujou82
    @TheJoujou82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    AB is the goat. This was so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🙏🏼

    • @kf5541
      @kf5541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Checkout the Basingstoke one

  • @THEUNSEENREPORT
    @THEUNSEENREPORT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Why are you still here?..... Because your talking to me!" hahahahaahaha LEGEND!!!! Crazy world where people feelings always come into it.

    • @doncumberbatch6416
      @doncumberbatch6416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They ask the dumbest question ⁉️🤔

    • @garyrowe58
      @garyrowe58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And her response was classic!

  • @davidholburn8698
    @davidholburn8698 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This one is always worth a rewatch.

  • @cosmicdebris42
    @cosmicdebris42 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Have you Got Lip Filler"? 😂😂😂

  • @cashstore1
    @cashstore1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    This is what happens when people go through life being ignorant. That includes the cops. Logic skills are thrown to the four winds.
    Blackberries. Yum!!

  • @emzt5289
    @emzt5289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Offering him a blackberry cracked me up 😆😆😆

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Got to be polite lol

    • @richardharries5825
      @richardharries5825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AB I love your reply.

    • @benh9096
      @benh9096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AuditingBritain ur not polite ur rude, asking if she had a lipper filler multiple times. lad ur a bad ming cant wait to see ur shit taken down

    • @crymeaariver
      @crymeaariver 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benh9096 lmao

  • @e.w.1179
    @e.w.1179 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When I Retired as a Police Officer in 2012, I seem to remember that a Member of the Public could only Arrest when an Offence had been committed, not on suspicion of an Offence. G.

  • @hostergaard
    @hostergaard หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The lip filler question was hilarious genius!

  • @stevewager3861
    @stevewager3861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "We're not getting anywhere" - Translated "He isn't incriminating himself" .....
    GJ AB love your work

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🙏🏼

    • @1stamendmentmedia464
      @1stamendmentmedia464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They asked....."what ELSE can we help you with today?"
      Wait....did I miss the part where they DID help him today?

  • @andyb6120
    @andyb6120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Well done AB this was a classic. They did the walk of shame.

    • @seanspawn7805
      @seanspawn7805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There was no walk of shame on this one.

    • @The-Weekend-Warrior
      @The-Weekend-Warrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No walk of shame here, no shame, no explanation why their attitude was wrong... just a "let's get moving, there's a fool out there filming nothing"...

    • @Burghbypass
      @Burghbypass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brilliant! Funniest instalment for a long time! Totally clueless. Citizen's Arrest - LOL! Nobody does an audit better than AB - no aggro, no bullying and you get the point over.

    • @The-Weekend-Warrior
      @The-Weekend-Warrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Burghbypass Where did they get the point? This is exactly my problem here. They didn't.

    • @7dtdfil730
      @7dtdfil730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seanspawn7805 except every step he took onto the road, blocking the highway...

  • @ericyoutube77
    @ericyoutube77 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “You’re dismissed”😂

  • @TheSoulOfTheWind
    @TheSoulOfTheWind หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i couldn't stop laughing when you mentioned a lip filler in middle of a serious conversation haha

  • @Futoy
    @Futoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    My God what an embarrassment to the police force.

    • @apollocreed5391
      @apollocreed5391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What an embarrassment to Wales too 😂

    • @nonenone-vt8cg
      @nonenone-vt8cg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It is difficult to embarrass Dyfed Powys Police, as they have been found not fit for purpose and the most corrupt force in Wales.

    • @Testedecazzo
      @Testedecazzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Service*

    • @shaneseccombe1837
      @shaneseccombe1837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You are dead right. It’s bloody scary to think these people have so much power. Were do they get them from? Its extremely worrying

    • @edenlondon2992
      @edenlondon2992 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Testedecazzo
      Farce ?

  • @Andy-mp3yb
    @Andy-mp3yb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Loved the way you kept them out in the rain, absolutely brilliant 😁👍

  • @EdnaCloud
    @EdnaCloud 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This place is not far from me and I'm so glad you went there, they are baiters, bullies and love the sound of their own pathetic voices. Shocking to call them police officers, I've met nicer bouncers and prisoners. Place is pronounced DUFFID POWISS. Carmarthen is famous for puppy farming a dubious business, I think they send all the runts to that station.

  • @peteramberley9952
    @peteramberley9952 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    What a horse of a woman 😅

    • @analogkidabc
      @analogkidabc หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Neigh lad.

  • @crazybully
    @crazybully 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    You really are the true master of auditing, priceless when you start asking them random questions, funny as fuck

    • @arniet1
      @arniet1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣🤣🤣 Makes me chuckle heartily too. And I'm a security operative. AB come on, what's your expertise or what rule books are you reading? Inbox me lol...this stuff is good

    • @medfitconsultant
      @medfitconsultant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely 💯. Great 👍 recording. Enjoying every moment of it.

    • @RandPaul-se6jz
      @RandPaul-se6jz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The questions about the lip filler made me laugh. 😂🤣

    • @jimphone
      @jimphone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What an absolute tit. Talk about delusions of grandeur. Powerless little man.

    • @DonaldKimble
      @DonaldKimble 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The way AB switches between the serious and the absurd is hilarious.
      Completely snaps people out of their autopilot.

  • @Benny10001
    @Benny10001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “What’s your name”
    “I’m not telling you my name”
    [camera pans down to his ID badge]. 🤦‍♂️😂

    • @chris1927
      @chris1927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That fucking done me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @experiment54
      @experiment54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then the guy had to look at it himself as if he didn’t know who he is 😂😆

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🤣I reckon the phone call he got was his wife saying she's leaving him because he's nuts.

  • @mrtomas0990
    @mrtomas0990 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pen pusher 'the Inspector is coming'...AB .'to inspect me?.' 🤣🤣

  • @scottthompson551
    @scottthompson551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    The old man who made the Citizens arrests his kids must be so proud of him what a doughnut

    • @jimmyjones1266
      @jimmyjones1266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      His kids r probably the same

    • @woodlanegardenequipmentrep9149
      @woodlanegardenequipmentrep9149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ....needs folding up like a pretzel

    • @BR1883FC
      @BR1883FC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jimmyjones1266 Are socks able to conceive?

    • @jamesoneill2933
      @jamesoneill2933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimmyjones1266 Like people under the stairs. “ Da da made an arrest today”.

    • @cliffmason2806
      @cliffmason2806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      how does he and his boyfriend have kids

  • @callumbush1
    @callumbush1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Guy in blue shirt is a heavy drinker you can see it in his face hence his aggressive manner!

    • @johnbonner2306
      @johnbonner2306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thought that straight away .... probably drives into work unhindered aswell stinking of booze

  • @missbethy321
    @missbethy321 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Dyfed Powys Police"... Or as we like to call them/what they're known locally as: *"DISNEY Powys Police!"* 😂🤣👍🏻

  • @Benny10001
    @Benny10001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Oh my, this one had absolutely everything. 1) The crazy power craved admin person spending so much time aground police he thinks he’s an FBI agent. 2) The utterly unprepared and easily triggered officers, and.. 3) AB on absolute form - calm throughout, sarcastic to the max, and a step ahead of them all at every turn.
    This was really one of your best audits to date! 👊

    • @butters_
      @butters_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lol my auntie worked in a police office and I swear to god she thought she was chief superintendent it was mega embarrassing

    • @robrees8501
      @robrees8501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually feel sorry for the wpc’s , small town local cops and bless them they were doing their best 😂

    • @cloudyaa5397
      @cloudyaa5397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U said all wht i want to say 💯💯

    • @robslade2571
      @robslade2571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ Mrkp0w. My cousin is a police officer. How do you think I feel.

    • @willmitchell255
      @willmitchell255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@robrees8501 Agree - they were doing their best. Sunglasses ? WTF 🤷‍♂️ And those teeth would put a beaver to shame !

  • @kevinchamberlain7928
    @kevinchamberlain7928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    The two WPC's prove intelligence is not required to join the police force.

    • @kateroyston9416
      @kateroyston9416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      One with sun glasses,the other shielding her eyes, to stop the false lashes getting washed off.Fucking hell i despair!

    • @donnafartface3905
      @donnafartface3905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's WPCs. Not WPC's. But then again WPC rank title was abolished 22 years ago.

    • @adcolt54
      @adcolt54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yet another diversity hire success story

    • @1SpudderR
      @1SpudderR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Do they practice being stupid! They get great wages for What?

    • @keithclark6299
      @keithclark6299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No intelligence, just a tattoo.

  • @judz567
    @judz567 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    copper 'why are you her'
    AB 'i'm not a her'

  • @piotrfrankowski3913
    @piotrfrankowski3913 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mate , u r the legend 😂😂did u get the lift at the end? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @The-Weekend-Warrior
    @The-Weekend-Warrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    When you're trying so hard to make a scene out of something and everyone else just doesn't give a crap :) That guy trying so hard to get someone out was funny.

  • @stancichosz4201
    @stancichosz4201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    The confusion on their faces is just priceless 😂

    • @MrDaylight
      @MrDaylight 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@richardhammer187 If this is enough to baffle them imagine them actually in charge of investigating a crime. Think about them handling situations and evidence that could be important to you victims. Disturbing.

    • @RABIDJOCK
      @RABIDJOCK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are confused to find a bloke randomly filming a police station in the pissing rain for no apparent reason. It's not a crime its just a bit weird... Then asking a woman about surgery does start to sound just a little creepy..

    • @MrDaylight
      @MrDaylight 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RABIDJOCK1. There is a reason and be explained it. 2. Their job isn't to waste tax money satisfying their curiosities. 3. If they don't like the things he's saying they can stop talking to him. And I personally find someone asking me who I am and for my ID more creepy than appearance comments.

    • @RABIDJOCK
      @RABIDJOCK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrDaylight Nope his reason was weak. I've never got this filming to get a reaction stuff.. I live in N Ireland and you never see this here. Don't get me wrong most cops know the score now with these "auditors" so they have to try for another way to get YTube views. They go after any old place now. Saw one dong a Bog roll company they other day. That was a lot of shi*t.. If someone walks up to my wife and started asking her about her physical appearance I'd have something to say to him. Definitely Creepy.

    • @MrDaylight
      @MrDaylight 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RABIDJOCK Cops know the score now? Good. So they can get back to work and actually capture some criminals. That'll be the day.

  • @billo9234
    @billo9234 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This one had me cracking up 😂😂

  • @SR1Records
    @SR1Records ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:12 "Anyway i need to go and pick up some blackberries" The weirdest transition ever! WTF!? Made me laugh so hard! Such a bizarre thing to say and do! LMAO! I was not expecting that!

  • @jacko717
    @jacko717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Shipman needed his hat nailing on. What a daft old clown. "Privacy is a crime." priceless.

  • @Paul-fm3cf
    @Paul-fm3cf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Anyway, I need to go and pick some blackberries." Brilliant : )

  • @TheNewAllotmenteer
    @TheNewAllotmenteer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Would you like a blackberry, sir?!? Priceless!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JRFrancisco20088
    @JRFrancisco20088 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Best auditor ever. Makes me laugh every time. "Did you have a lip filler? Can I ask?" Freaking hilarious.

  • @nigellapaul6787
    @nigellapaul6787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Thought Harold shipman was dead .?

  • @Redturret
    @Redturret 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Yet another brilliant video my favourite part was when you said are you to enforce what people like and don’t like which was a brilliant response.

  • @ianmiller7054
    @ianmiller7054 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was the first AB video I ever watched. Got me hooked 😂

    • @caroleforshaw6287
      @caroleforshaw6287 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've not seen this one. It had be in stitches. The guy in blue shirt came over in front of camera while he was filming. Loved it

  • @lukemarsh3103
    @lukemarsh3103 ปีที่แล้ว

    The random diversion of picking blackberry’s was hilarious for some reason. 👍🏼😂

  • @Deerky23
    @Deerky23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    “Your not even listening to me” as she proceeds to ignore you for 10 seconds

  • @bw4352
    @bw4352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    He walked up to you with a camera in your hand and says he doesn’t like being filmed what a clown

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂

    • @johnbonner2306
      @johnbonner2306 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      and he isnt happy his badge is filmed yet its hung round his neck on show .... utterly brainless

  • @user-hv5xi5iv3i
    @user-hv5xi5iv3i ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Says it all. Wearing sun glasses in the hissing down rain. Theres the intelligence for you lol.😂😂

  • @mrstupid
    @mrstupid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Silly old sod is even having problems using a phone. If that is a public servant, he needs to be fired as he is taking pay by fraud. He clearly not competent

    • @marklittler784
      @marklittler784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank God he's not in charge of Nuclear weapons.

    • @4catsnow
      @4catsnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I'm not happy I walked up to him from across the street, got 2 feet away from his camera,,and he recorded my personal information" ...What a fishstick...

  • @daniel1970ification
    @daniel1970ification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Coffee and apologise"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Classic AB - love it.

  • @bobbiehawkinsjsyharricot
    @bobbiehawkinsjsyharricot ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant !!! I'm creased up, what a bunch!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonkennedyfederation
    @jonkennedyfederation ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Can I help you"
    "no no"
    LOL

  • @bestofukaudits1274
    @bestofukaudits1274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I think it's all down to training with the Police Staff employee. He said hes been told to challenge people but not told how or what is legally allowed.
    Those Police officers did not know how to handle you at all and did not tell you they activated the body worn camera. Absolute class AB, had them confused and unable to keep up with you

    • @choppermike3329
      @choppermike3329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah when she said "obviously some people don't like to be filmed" he should have asked if their body worn cameras were activated.

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He says he's been told that but I doubt it.

    • @cuckingfunt9353
      @cuckingfunt9353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@choppermike3329 There were more cameras on that building than in the prison break scene from star wars. .. Their car was bristling with them, but some people don't like to be filmed !

    • @nigelxavier883
      @nigelxavier883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm surprised the police staff member didn't know laws, came over in an aggressive manner asking who you are and if you had permission and saying hell arrest you if you seem suspicious. The 2 cops turned up coz he called for police, but they didn't have a clue also. Once again, a very good audit.

    • @choppermike3329
      @choppermike3329 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cuckingfunt9353 Yep. Probably the only time you're not being recorded there is when you are in the bathroom.

  • @johnblatchford8206
    @johnblatchford8206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "What's your name"
    "I'm not going to tell you"
    "I've already got it (points) it's there"😂😂😂😂😂 Fantastic!😁

  • @bobnewton6377
    @bobnewton6377 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Just started following AB. Very impressed with his method and manner. We need these warriors out there in all weathers keeping those that have power over us in check. Thank you AB.

  • @frankdavis7408
    @frankdavis7408 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That hairstyle deserves a police caution

  • @rob936
    @rob936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He forgot the name was on display 😂Ab You are the king😂

    • @GamerUK
      @GamerUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s too easy for him these days, he’s running rings around them 🤣👏

    • @michaelgallagher1882
      @michaelgallagher1882 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t tell him Pike?

  • @Freddee00
    @Freddee00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    How hard can it be? Just say: "He is allowed to record" -And leave...?

    • @ice9735
      @ice9735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👏👏👏

  • @suzieanne2776
    @suzieanne2776 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    'I need to pick up some blackberries'😂

  • @billycookson8804
    @billycookson8804 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I get so much pleasure out of watching these videos, when the forces are challenged in the correct manor they just fall down like a pack of cards . 🤣🤣

  • @andyclark1426
    @andyclark1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    It’s funny how the police don’t like being filmed and questioned despite them doing the very same to us

    • @baronvonmaximillionsnell2757
      @baronvonmaximillionsnell2757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      See, the government/ police don't like the mobile phone and it's camera...They ( government/police) don't have control any more. The public do at last.
      The mobile phone is the most democratic thing, sence the pen.

    • @kevgall12
      @kevgall12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The watchers hate being watched.

    • @SlimTortoise
      @SlimTortoise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They also don't like been told they are breaking the law (which they do every day in one form or another) which is also what they like to do to others!

    • @WasNotWas999
      @WasNotWas999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Much harder to lie in court when you have a video of them!!!

    • @georgematthews776
      @georgematthews776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The difference is these horrible auditers put the footage on youtube for us all to laff at, they also film the public not just police, if i ever see a auditer i would destroy there camera

  • @kc8563
    @kc8563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    AB’s levels of intelligence are so far beyond the people that challenge him - which makes for pure prime time entertainment.

    • @topg1971
      @topg1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AB-cs7vm can tell with that grammar

    • @topg1971
      @topg1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your trolling pretending to be AB and I’m the muppet get to bed kidda🤣🤡

    • @topg1971
      @topg1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AB-cs7vm you don’t even know what to say sausage meat 🤡🤣

    • @topg1971
      @topg1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AB-cs7vm full on took you 10 min to think of that and that’s punctuation you semi on 🤣🤣

    • @brainfreeze9481
      @brainfreeze9481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Intelligence is defined by your ability to adapt. In a constant wave of changing variables such as a police encounter, AB is quick, very quick

  • @logic1695
    @logic1695 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "PAUL..... PAUL...." Paul was like...Nahhhhh!!!!!

  • @elleos560
    @elleos560 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sunglasses and lip filler 😂😂😂 AB i love you. 😂❤

  • @juliethomas-rogers1681
    @juliethomas-rogers1681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Oh jesus christ, I'm cringing with embarrassment for that silly old sod! That was a bloody good laugh though AB