Deadliest Warrior is Weirder Than I Remember

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  • @ChrisJamesTV
    @ChrisJamesTV  2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Here’s the link to the stream where we watched the Spartan V Ninja!
    www.twitch.tv/videos/1442661235

    • @edo5324
      @edo5324 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's gone :/

    • @411webuyhouses9
      @411webuyhouses9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can't believe you did deadliest warrior without doing one of the old fighters. Everyone wants to see the apaches fight or the knights lol

    • @Chaos-Zakai64
      @Chaos-Zakai64 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't know how long a video stays archived on Twitch before it gets taken down. But it's not there anymore.
      Maybe make it into a regular TH-cam video like you did with Vampires vs Zombies.
      Though I do remember the Spartan vs Ninja episode.
      I remember the Ninja "experts" banking on the Ninjas steel weapons being able to pierce the Spartans bronze armor and their surprise when the bronze armor held up during weapon testing.
      And the simulated "fight" had the Ninja fighting very un-Ninja like. Only used stealth once at the start but I guess he must of stepped on a twig or something because the Spartan blocked the sneak attack.
      And to make the weebs even madder, after the first season wrapped up there was a special where they had the winners of season one fight each other with the Spartan going up agienst the Samurai who had won his fight with the Viking. And the Spartan still won.
      So I guess if ancient Sparta and Feudal Japan had ever gone to war Sparta would've won.

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't one of the host busted for Stolen Valor?

    • @starwolfleblue9948
      @starwolfleblue9948 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you seen the guy that worked on this show that offered to answer any questions you may have had abou the show?

  • @BigGrim87
    @BigGrim87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    The doctor guy is “people die when they are killed” personified.

    • @RagingOatmeal
      @RagingOatmeal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know hes a consistent dr actor. I remember seeing on shit like Er nightmares and all those type shows

    • @KoteoNokan
      @KoteoNokan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “This is an aspen. You can tell its an aspen, because of the way that it is.”

    • @Gixsir
      @Gixsir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Needs a teleprompter like John madden

    • @desperado3236
      @desperado3236 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hrs pretty useless in most scenarios but there are times when you dont really know how much damage a weapon did so he was useful in those few times.

    • @Thejordanenthusiast
      @Thejordanenthusiast ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@desperado3236 That, and to describe the degree of deadliness of each weapon to decide which one gets the edge.

  • @aaronknowles5359
    @aaronknowles5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1556

    The episode with the Spetsnaz had my favorite experts. The soft spoken Russian guy probably killed 3 people that morning before showing up to set. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if he killed the original expert the show hired just to take his place.

    • @HetsAndTails
      @HetsAndTails 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I agree those Russians have been through it.

    • @LanaAndJen
      @LanaAndJen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That was one of the best episodes!

    • @sentenced03
      @sentenced03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      yeah I remember that episode that guy was completely unshaken and honestly bored.

    • @Off_Brand_Mex
      @Off_Brand_Mex 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sonny Puzikas is legit, but an idiot. He accidentally shot one of his assistants at his shooting range. Super negligent.

    • @lorinlankins3004
      @lorinlankins3004 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @LibtardsStillCantSilence Me21 I mean maybe army wise but they have some of the best combat sportsmen.

  • @mumuspain2086
    @mumuspain2086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    All the blood is now on the outside of the body, which is a sign he may not be ok. As you can see the heart is 20 feet away from him, and doesn't appear to still be pumping, so in my professional opinion he may be fit to be pronounced dead

    • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
      @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Now now, I saw the heartbeat for 2.384 seconds after removal from the torso so in all actuality he could survive. The problem comes with the lower section of the body being currently missing.

    • @kunaikai
      @kunaikai ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I gotta go with the _____ on this one. _____ is getting the edge

    • @pnobodi5341
      @pnobodi5341 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kunaikai Where’d you get a copy of the script?

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ☠️🤣😉😏😎👍

    • @HazardousClim
      @HazardousClim 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’m gonna need a second opinion

  • @hoodie4815
    @hoodie4815 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    That navy seal with the knife will most definitely win any knife fight he gets into the yelling technique was flawless

    • @jharriger2816
      @jharriger2816 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      No idea how this popped up in TH-cam now, but I remember this show and this episode.
      100% the guest experts were told specifically to do as much damage as possible to the dummy.
      The SEAL was like "ok hold my beer" and followed orders to give the most overkill performance possible.
      Israeli dude clearly was like "whatever, after the throat slash and stab I would normally just walk away because the dude is already dead."

  • @dirtydiesel1149
    @dirtydiesel1149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:01 rapidly tap the left side of the screen 🤣

  • @FearlonCastius
    @FearlonCastius 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    Who will win? An army funded by the US or an army funded by the US?

    • @LN031
      @LN031 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I think it’s gotta be the one funded by the US… 😅

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Whoever wins, the world loses 😂😂

    • @beybladesinmyheels1267
      @beybladesinmyheels1267 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Good one

  • @RoostersDilemma
    @RoostersDilemma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    My tiny self thought that when they ran the simulation, the computers actually created a mini matrix just for the two sides to fight.
    This show was everything to me as a kid though, I looked forward to documenting how awesome these historical fighters in my school journal and always wanted "my side" to win and got really deep into it!

    • @professordrmao6321
      @professordrmao6321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh I was pissed when the ninja lost tbh

    • @taylorwhitehead3425
      @taylorwhitehead3425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@professordrmao6321 one of the top 10 disappointments in my life to this day

    • @D00Rb3LL
      @D00Rb3LL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Haha i used to think that the fight scene at the end was actually the computer generation as well 😂

    • @jillvalentinefan77
      @jillvalentinefan77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We were all bamboozled but the show felt like a fever dream.

    • @teetheluchador
      @teetheluchador ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@professordrmao6321 same i was like how is he seeing with glass in his eyes!

  • @Googledeservestodie
    @Googledeservestodie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    "Do not hit these guys they are civilians"
    They must have edited out the part where both teams laugh

    • @abrahamwashington8579
      @abrahamwashington8579 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get it ☹️🙁🙁🙁😕

    • @bbye4321
      @bbye4321 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@abrahamwashington8579 it’s bc most militaries are known for not caring about civilians and killing them anyways :(

    • @Bladedfox14
      @Bladedfox14 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Probably had to retape the challenges a few times because they kept shooting the civilians and letting the mask guy getaway

    • @TheSilentOne50
      @TheSilentOne50 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Based

    • @KawaiiJackHonne
      @KawaiiJackHonne 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      No that's the IDF

  • @CarlosPEnis
    @CarlosPEnis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I love how the Navy seal attacks that mannequin with the knife like its a prison hit

  • @Eirik_Bloodaxe
    @Eirik_Bloodaxe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Tbh is in this instance “my guy was just trained better” is probably legit the main deciding factor.

    • @itzsombra10
      @itzsombra10 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Exactly. They were all trained SEALS or Israeli commandos so it made perfect sense compared to other episodes where they had no training with said weapons

  • @ph03nix7331
    @ph03nix7331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    What makes this show more enjoyable, is imagining that the narrator wears an eye patch.....forget totally about the deadliest warrior part, I want to see the narrator do normal everyday things, like order pizza, read bedtime stories to his child, engage in small friendly banter with the cashier at the grocery store while she rings his stuff up.

    • @Canadianvoice
      @Canadianvoice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The narrator is faramir from lotr, or that messenger guy, with one eye from 300.
      Looked it up david wenham

    • @FRANK45CASTLE
      @FRANK45CASTLE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Canadianvoice he's a hard voice to forget that's for sure. Has a great voice, I'd buy audio books if he did the voice over, that would be really cool.

    • @steppin-razor
      @steppin-razor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also, Van Helsing! He's pretty great now that I think of it

    • @T0asty-
      @T0asty- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yarr

    • @JFromLA99
      @JFromLA99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh💀

  • @clawsoncentral4291
    @clawsoncentral4291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    The silly weapon in this episode was the Manta sleep mask

    • @ChrisJamesTV
      @ChrisJamesTV  2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      it’d work

    • @TheScience69
      @TheScience69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's only silly until your opponent slips it over your eyes, leaving you blind and super relaxed and an easy target for his attacks.

    • @gunmunz
      @gunmunz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      actually yeah, can someone explain to me the point of a weighted sleep mask? Like what you gotta get that resistance when your get up out of bed?

    • @MetalMew2
      @MetalMew2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it was a Mantra sleep mask, seeing as it's so boring.....Yawns.

    • @makeitthrough_
      @makeitthrough_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      OP, I see you appreciate best girl

  • @eastsidereviews727
    @eastsidereviews727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Yes, please do more of these, fingers crossed for the Aztec Jaguar vs Zande Warriors, the "experts" on that episode were so extra!!!!

    • @ooonyxxx
      @ooonyxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bro even as a kid I was like "these guys are trippin" lmao

    • @a.jthomas6132
      @a.jthomas6132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That episode is my absolutely favorite!

    • @wikidclownchris
      @wikidclownchris 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t remember that one
      I’ll need to check it out

    • @ElAlame1n
      @ElAlame1n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      One of the Aztec experts, David Lavera, ended up being convicted as a sex offender a few years after being on the show

    • @pokemonlemons
      @pokemonlemons 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Aztec experts especially the smaller one

  • @matf6661
    @matf6661 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    "The Israelis don't believe in collateral damage" this didn't age well

    • @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451
      @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      You can't be reported if no one survives

    • @Canadianvoice
      @Canadianvoice 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Hamas is the problem. They started it.

    • @cargo_vroom9729
      @cargo_vroom9729 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 At this point it's more like they've realized it doesn't matter what gets reported. The US will back them 100% no questions asked.

  • @kylanm96
    @kylanm96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    This episode always stuck in my head because they made such a big deal about the SEALs standard issue knife being a Cold Steel Recon 1. Not to bore you with the details but uh… no. It most definitely is not.

    • @jamesmackinnon3741
      @jamesmackinnon3741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah I always thought it was stupid that Seals would carry a folder over a small fixed blade dive knife. Just seems wrong lol

    • @jurj97
      @jurj97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Do you mean to tell me a professional special forces unit does not use a pocket knife a 13 year old would carry around

    • @kylanm96
      @kylanm96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @juri shocking, I know.

    • @iceman5117
      @iceman5117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jamesmackinnon3741 many would carry a folder, but not generally for combat. Ernie Emerson basically invented the tactical folding knife, and one of his was carried on the bin laden raid

    • @gorillachronicles
      @gorillachronicles 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What type is it I wanna Google it

  • @pavelthefabulous5675
    @pavelthefabulous5675 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The SEAL with the knife went there to personally avenge the USS Liberty through his berserker rage.

  • @vietshlong
    @vietshlong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Even tho most people hated this show,I absolutely loved it,yes there was cheesy parts here and there but they did actually show the weapons used at the time of there warrior,and a brief history of them which I learned a lot of interesting warriors around the globe that didn’t even know existed!

    • @cooterjesus
      @cooterjesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s all I cared about. Exactly why I watched it

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's how I learned about the Persian Immortals and how fucking sick they are

    • @christianrapper
      @christianrapper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I didn’t know anyone who hated this show

    • @desperado3236
      @desperado3236 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same, i didnt dislike it either. It was the weapon tests that made it and I guess the end show off. Even if kinda cheesy.
      It did have alot of problems. Like the non existant matchup program where whoever the hosts liked best won.
      Also the silly rivalry the teams had just seemed dumb.
      And thats just two. Pretty sure there was alot of fact inaccuracies too.

    • @teetheluchador
      @teetheluchador ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dont know anyone that hated it but i was young so it was cool either way

  • @GodofDevilMayCry
    @GodofDevilMayCry ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I think this is one of the times when the guys skill with the weapons should count cus they are the literal warriors so their personal trainer is a factor

    • @jharriger2816
      @jharriger2816 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, skill can also vary based on age, how long since discharge, etc.
      I wish they had also done torture tests on the weapons. How many malfunctions with guns in 1000 rounds? How much force would cause a melee weapon to bend or break? How usable would it be in a damaged state?
      Instead, most of the show was just wrecking dummies in tests that were reguarly not similar conditions.

  • @LiShuBen
    @LiShuBen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I want more episodes of every series you do lol. More TLC, more spike, more crazy mid 2000's dating shows, more everything!

    • @butterpants5711
      @butterpants5711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes please!!!

    • @pv-nic7755
      @pv-nic7755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I second that sentiment

    • @north6star
      @north6star 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or at least episodes of some of the same shows

    • @kylefraser6861
      @kylefraser6861 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t tell him what to do.

    • @mattr4816
      @mattr4816 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please

  • @thebr3310
    @thebr3310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I really liked the Doctor explaining why it’s a kill shot or why it wouldn’t be.

    • @thebr3310
      @thebr3310 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forgot to mention that I love the show and wish it would be on a streaming service

  • @darkrequiemzero
    @darkrequiemzero 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    IDF and excuses. They go hand in hand.

  • @Born2kill2891
    @Born2kill2891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Working for Deadliest Warrior was my dream job as a kid...if it was still a thing, it'd be my dream job now even in my mid-20s lol

  • @TruRealigion96
    @TruRealigion96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The first in your deadliest warrior series is how I found you, loved that show as a kid and it's so great to see how ridiculous some of it is now. Also led me to a great channel, one of my favorites now!

  • @graymatrrocks
    @graymatrrocks 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    The most unrealistic thing is that the Israeli soldiers didn't kill every collateral person around the target.

    • @Canadianvoice
      @Canadianvoice 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      All these Gaza-bots need to fly over and volunteer instead of these sad jokes.

    • @Ohmygodstfu2045
      @Ohmygodstfu2045 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Canadianvoiceagreed

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I’m a moderate Israel supporter and that comment is pretty damn funny lol

    • @smartfella7914
      @smartfella7914 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CanadianvoiceYeah im sure Hamas is totally funding youtube comment bots to make IDF jokes on a year old video

    • @Abcdefg-tf7cu
      @Abcdefg-tf7cu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@Canadianvoice There's no such thing as "Gaza-bots." Israel, on the other hand, has been proven to use bots all the time. Then again, you're almost certainly one of the Israel-bots, so you already knew that.

  • @matt5415
    @matt5415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The best episode for bickering was Apache versus something-or-other. The Apache was showing off his bow and arrow. The enemy guy started talking shit and the Apache straight up aimed the drawn now at the guy. It was pretty intense.

    • @roonkolos
      @roonkolos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      First to come to mind was the mafia and yakuza one. One guy on the yakuza side got pissed at something the mafia expert said, grabbed a pair of nunchuks and would have gotten closer had the other expert not reeled him in that exact second

    • @CharizardMaster69
      @CharizardMaster69 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Apache vs the Hun I think

  • @chilibeer3912
    @chilibeer3912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Correct me if I’m wrong but since they put the actual warriors on the show to represent each faction, doesn’t the SEAL being the better shot etc. make him the better warrior by default within those parameters? I understand the tests being unfair in other matchups when they don’t test them equally but in this case with incredibly similar weapons whoever performs better is the better warrior. Maybe if they did a best of five type deal or had multiple people do the same test and compare afterwards it would be more accurate but for this dumb show I think this comparison was the most reasonable display of the shows concept.

    • @chicityjoka
      @chicityjoka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Exactly what I thought . It’s deadliest warrior not deadliest equipment . If the warrior picked to represent a group isn’t better than the others than we know who the more well trained and “ deadliest” warrior will be

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      forreal. It always bugged me they didn't factor in training and stuff. Like spartans for example, those mf's were training harder than most of those groups were by the time they had pubes. In 1v1 combat they honestly should've beaten everyone excluding the more modern one's with guns and shit.

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colecampbell1906 True. But I think that some scenarios beat training. Like if the opponent fights with a weapon they've never seen, their training kinda hits a dead end if they aren't adaptable (which varies on the army)

    • @Yourantsally
      @Yourantsally 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@colecampbell1906 a spartan could do nothing against a medieval knight in full armor. You just can't cut through steel with iron age equipment

    • @Yourantsally
      @Yourantsally 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the modern fights they had squads of 5 against eachother

  • @monaroboy124
    @monaroboy124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I’ve a got a shitty time ahead of me & seeing this was exactly what I needed. Thank you Chris for always sticking a smile on my face, we need more uploads!

    • @fattywood8304
      @fattywood8304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best of luck to u buddy it always gets better💛💜

    • @monaroboy124
      @monaroboy124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fattywood8304 Thanks mate, appreciate it 😀✌️

  • @A-1-Sawce
    @A-1-Sawce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Man, my little brother and I watched every episode together when they aired. We were hooked from season 1. Boutta send this to him and I've now got the urge to watch the entire series again lol.

  • @MrBrad12435
    @MrBrad12435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This was my favorite show growing up, looking back and seeing how cringe I was... It all just makes sense.

    • @MitchJohnson0110
      @MitchJohnson0110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same lmao

    • @SplendidCoffee0
      @SplendidCoffee0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can’t deny that the coolest thing about this show was arguing with your schoolmates about who should’ve won following an episode’s release. When the Vampires Vs. Zombies dropped, it was peak hype.

  • @kbjami
    @kbjami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I hope this dude gets more attention. Dude is hilarious

  • @coreyweber2340
    @coreyweber2340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Thanks to Max Gieger and his simulation software. I'm still laughing at the Zombie folks who thought Vampires should have lost. In Vampire lore, their immune to disease.

    • @Blokewood3
      @Blokewood3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Max Geiger wasn't there for Vampires vs Zombies. He was only there in the first 2 seasons.

    • @justinchimento5654
      @justinchimento5654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's not the immune to disease part that would kill them it's them being ripped apart including the heart, but what pissed me off is that they gave them modern vampires that had super strength and super speed (I know they can be fast but not as fast as they made them out to be) but traditional vampire lure is pretty much boring old Dracula with a more ugly look and a bit more speed and strength not God mode and yet the zombies where left with the traditional slow zombie when they could have been 28 Days Later zombies. They where obviously making it way easier for the vampires to win when in reality they wouldn't.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@justinchimento5654 28 Days Later didn't have "Zombies". They were still alive and basically just had Super Rabies mixed with Ebola. Zombies most likely wouldn't be very fast or coordinated realistically because they're dead. That's why zombie movies with Fast zombies are not as common as the movies with slow overwhelming rotting hordes.

    • @justinchimento5654
      @justinchimento5654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sorrenblitz805 but they are still considered Zombie like in their behavior so in turn they pretty much are

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@justinchimento5654 from what I understand Zombie film fan communities often call the kind of Zombie featured in 28 days later "The Infected". It's an odd distinction because Zack Snyder's remake of Dawn of the Dead uses fast zombies that are actually undead, but I was always to understand Zombie is the term for undead and Infected is the term for zombie-like sick people. The fine details of fandoms elude me sometimes though.

  • @andyl6485
    @andyl6485 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like how out of both country's military in this episode, that one is being funded by the other and would not have any of the training or equipment if they didnt.

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brother, as someone who did a stint active, a lot of the cutting edge, equipment weapons, guidance systems and general mil tech is Israeli. You have no idea how prolific Israeli weaponry is in the US mil. And we’re talking guided munitions and icbms as well.

    • @smartfella7914
      @smartfella7914 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@bcc5701All paid for by our tax dollars

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bcc5701All of which is still funded by the US and would not exist otherwise.

  • @cawesomewhatever
    @cawesomewhatever 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The Navy Seal guy with the knife had some pent up anger.

  • @gdawg3056
    @gdawg3056 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    coming back a year later wondering how many innocent palestinian lives these israeli commandos have taken in the last 100+ days alone

    • @knewjash
      @knewjash 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Brainrot

    • @KelvinLopez-jv3fr
      @KelvinLopez-jv3fr 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@knewjash yes you are...

    • @butcherpete2286
      @butcherpete2286 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I dunno.... how many innocent Israeli kids has Palestine killed?
      See how dumb your argument is?

  • @prestonwalter8205
    @prestonwalter8205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Man I used to love watching this show as a kid lol. Thanks Chris for revisiting this show

  • @AnthroFox99
    @AnthroFox99 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    This episode has aged like curdled milk.

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Especially the "don't kill civilians" part lol

  • @grindcore124
    @grindcore124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Fun fact, there is an episode where the guy who voiced Frank West from Dead Rising, TJ Rotolo was an expert.

    • @IamtheDesperado
      @IamtheDesperado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was it the Vampires vs Zombies episode?

    • @roonkolos
      @roonkolos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@IamtheDesperado looked it up just now. TJ was one of the experts for the Roman Centurion apparently. Was the Roman Centurion vs Rajput Warrior. ... Definitely not what I was expecting

    • @IamtheDesperado
      @IamtheDesperado 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roonkolos huh that's really surprising who knew

  • @jacobkrewson9876
    @jacobkrewson9876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The best show that ended in a cliff hanger episode. They hyped up the show like next season was going to be badass and then it got canceled.

    • @polytanksan5761
      @polytanksan5761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then the channel became paramount network

  • @devinmccurry5546
    @devinmccurry5546 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Is it bad that when i was a kid, i actual thought the acted out fights at the end, was really computer generated ai, and the computer decided who won ☠️☠️

  • @noncrediblecase341
    @noncrediblecase341 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:13 That's something I never see anyone talk about - the winner of the fight always does like this cheesy victory move or cry. For example, I remember in the Mafia vs. Yakuza fight the mafia guy won and he just takes out a cigar and lights up lol it's literally like the end of a match in a fighting game.

  • @Gator702
    @Gator702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So we are gonna watch the whole series at this point right? Because I need more of this.

  • @summerloveleigh
    @summerloveleigh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I remember watching this show with my brother in law and getting excited to see the weapons, but also to make fun of the people running the show. Our favorite was the line " Will it KiiiiLLL"

  • @peterdanior4538
    @peterdanior4538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Spike & MTV should have collabed on a show and made Deadliest Date, where the lucky bachelorette learns about Navy Seals & Hell’s Angels and decides which group she would rather bang.

    • @burninsherman1037
      @burninsherman1037 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, both are just as likely to do coke, and commit domestic violence. Seals are generally in better shape, but hells angels do have cool bikes. It'd be a tough, and wrong either way, decision.

    • @peterdanior4538
      @peterdanior4538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@burninsherman1037 yeah, and it’s not like there is every a right decision on an MTV dating show

    • @burninsherman1037
      @burninsherman1037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@peterdanior4538 bad choices all the way down.

  • @Viper-dz2kw
    @Viper-dz2kw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know now that I think about it, as ridiculous as the seal screaming at the dummy while he stabs him looks, it would probably be pretty terrifying in real life and would probably work to disorient the enemy

  • @charmelyTv
    @charmelyTv 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This is so much better in 2023, you have the marines vs a group activity in a war committing genocide as we speak.

  • @jamesflames6987
    @jamesflames6987 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Amazing how the magnet was able to attach to the underside of a wooden boat and then create an explosion on top of the boat.

  • @justrandomstuff6828
    @justrandomstuff6828 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "The Israeli commando will take out the terrorists"
    That aged like fine milk

  • @BLANCOisacolor
    @BLANCOisacolor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man I had a shirt that said "my sister ate my homework" that had me laughing. You're a very funny dude

  • @NotClover
    @NotClover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Chris got a sponsor! We're making big moves. Soon we might make it out of the pre-cult phase.

  • @dboyedoe
    @dboyedoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yeah, buddy with the knife was definitely a war criminal

    • @dboyedoe
      @dboyedoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah nah, THAT buddy with the knife was definitely a war criminal. Spoke too soon

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah yes stabbing people real good like the WAR crime gtfo

  • @youbigmaad5753
    @youbigmaad5753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So many good memories with this show me and my brother along with some friends would watch every episode the night they aired.. it was always so cool growing up

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved watching this show after school with my brother.
    This was the first and probably only show where I stayed up for the live viewing of their Vampires VS Zombies special.

  • @lavishrw
    @lavishrw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nothing beats the slingshot....the deadliest weapon by far.
    Congrats on your sponsor! !

  • @dazed1nyc
    @dazed1nyc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember discovering this show years ago and not being able to get enough. The show I never knew I wanted.

  • @orf1011
    @orf1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Excellent video as always, this show is hilarious. fingers still crossed for a toddlers and tiaras episode!

  • @ryanmcnulty8323
    @ryanmcnulty8323 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite parody of a doctor is in South Park when Butters fakes falling off a roof. The doctor walks over to the exploded corpse, sticks his finger in the meat to get a pulse and states, he - didn’t make it.

  • @lostopportunity4701
    @lostopportunity4701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The guy that super stabbed the dummy had his eyes roll back while he stabbed the ghost of his brother torturing him as a kid. He had some serious breakthrough that made us all better people.

  • @MrBrad12435
    @MrBrad12435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Holy shit that stabbing scene is HILARIOUS

  • @jeremykeyes2018
    @jeremykeyes2018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You need to just do a series of you watching every episode with input cause this is GOLD

  • @itzsombra10
    @itzsombra10 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I mean to be fair with the shooting portion each expert were trained israeli commandos or SEALS so using the metric of who was better with a gun made sense since it had to do with their actual training. Unlike episodes where the people throwing spears or shit like that had no training doing it

  • @OlympusPublicAffairs
    @OlympusPublicAffairs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my favorites was the one that had the Army Rangers in it. One of their weapons, I shit you not, was an E-tool. A foldable hand shovel that is not at all designed as a weapon. Was quite funny to see them try to sell that thing as a legitimate weapon.

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:50 no Chris, the Navy Seals get the edge because it's an American show with a contract to promote the US Army.

  • @traceevans7505
    @traceevans7505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Granted they dramatized things quite a bit but I can’t think of another program that even came close to providing this kind of entertainment while still managing to maintain some factual integrity.

    • @Yourantsally
      @Yourantsally 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The factual integrity of COD kids talking about military tactics and equipment

    • @roonkolos
      @roonkolos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Yourantsally he didn't say HOW factual

    • @pretelquetzal
      @pretelquetzal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you forget about mythbusters!?

  • @Carson23477
    @Carson23477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that you referred to Spike as the Vault of channels is already the best thing ever!!

    • @Carson23477
      @Carson23477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seems like very little people remember vault, One of my childhood memories is going to Walmart and a table outside Having 2 cups one with Mountain Dew and one with vault and me knowing the difference winning me a 12 pack of my choosing at that time it was vault lmfao such a deep cut

  • @ethanisfancy
    @ethanisfancy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite recurring bit in your Spike videos is the "built different" doubt that something obviously deadly would kill someone only for the doctor to pop up and be like "an explosion of nails to the body would result in instant death"

  • @HallowCosmo
    @HallowCosmo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Being worried abt Hamas lmaoo

    • @carbob9964
      @carbob9964 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmao I thought that too. Very ironic

    • @Ohmygodstfu2045
      @Ohmygodstfu2045 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sad comments truly sad

    • @ryandonnelly9142
      @ryandonnelly9142 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Ohmygodstfu2045 what’s sad is you little man.

  • @queen_of_rats9589
    @queen_of_rats9589 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I thought I was going crazy not seeing any comments about Palestine. sorting by recent helped but youtube didn't even list it as a topic to search for

  • @someweirdidiot8736
    @someweirdidiot8736 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Navy Seals vs Diaper Commandos (if you know, you know)

  • @underratedszn6549
    @underratedszn6549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think that this was probably the most accurate Ep they done since they literally had the “warriors” themselves to show what they can do with their weapons to show how well trained each side is at least in the marksman category

  • @antonmasters8626
    @antonmasters8626 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember when i first saw this one. When the seal did the knife test i fucking lost it and had to rewind several times. It was excessively viiolent especially for this show and out of nowhere plus his screaming. It's priceless 🤣🤣🤣

  • @badger297
    @badger297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please make this a series and do all the episodes. Also, when are you and longlivespoons collabing so I can die happy?

  • @timothyserabian5103
    @timothyserabian5103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    There’s only one regret I have about this show: the cliffhanger. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a zombie?
    ……and that’s not a joke, that’s legit how they ended season 2.

  • @intotheaether9022
    @intotheaether9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Let's all take a second and appreciate that the narrator for this show is the storyteller from 300, the most Spike TV movie ever made!

  • @Kasigi03
    @Kasigi03 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The utter irony of one military's tactics vs. another's which is pretty much based and funded by the former's. Just lovely, the early 2000's were hilarious.

  • @AlexanderJordan-sv7nm
    @AlexanderJordan-sv7nm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Straight up how close in time was this to 9/11

  • @MegaCassie83
    @MegaCassie83 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I have to skip this because #FreePalestine

  • @OGistayhiPS3
    @OGistayhiPS3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First episode I've seen on the channel, glad the algorithm recommended it. I'll try to swing by twitch sometime for a stream!

  • @EhrhardRyan
    @EhrhardRyan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This reminds me of a TH-cam video I watched a while ago. It placed a squad of US Marines against a Roman Legion back in the day to find out who would win. The Marines only suffered a strained hammy while the Romans thought they were fighting Zeus/Jupiter.

  • @ZION73082
    @ZION73082 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Chris:
    The special Forces and hamas are Allies it's all good...
    This didn't age well!
    😑☠️🤣

  • @SunflowerSocialist
    @SunflowerSocialist 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Looking back on this show now, I hate to admit that at times like this, it was propaganda and I was suckered in by it.

  • @masonurycki5456
    @masonurycki5456 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Hey guys the test boat with the manikins is over there” had me laughing so hard! 😂😂😂

  • @osirisatot19
    @osirisatot19 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do agree with the knife that is twice as long having an advantage; the people deciding what's better just don't understand anything about how fights work; which makes this show even more hilarious.

  • @23ccable
    @23ccable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you haven't done Rock of Love can you please 😂 or I Love New York, Flavor of Love, Daisy of Love. Good god I love trash TV

    • @SHUTTHEFRIDGEDOOR
      @SHUTTHEFRIDGEDOOR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We can only hope he will do rock of love lol. The bandana master himself Bret Michael's

  • @joshn7829
    @joshn7829 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Israeli commandos so tough against women and kids. Free Palestine

    • @terrarialove69420
      @terrarialove69420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      i seriously thought the israeli commando would only shoot the bystanders like what they have been doing for decades now

    • @Ohmygodstfu2045
      @Ohmygodstfu2045 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Brain rot

    • @ryandonnelly9142
      @ryandonnelly9142 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Ohmygodstfu2045brain rot would be YOU ignoring the fact they’ve unalived over 30 thousand innocent civilians. Congratulations

    • @PathOfAvraham
      @PathOfAvraham 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@ryandonnelly9142how many resistance forces have been downed by the occupation forces?

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I always loved the doctors on these spike shows. "Now uh, when a uh, a bullet goes through your brain, dats dats dats gonna be a touchdown!" Thanks doc.

  • @4x4flyingtoken
    @4x4flyingtoken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To be fair this is by far one of my favorite series you cover your jokes are always on point and I wish you made more content

  • @superawesomebrittni
    @superawesomebrittni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know if you've said before, but what is all those things on the shelf behind you? It looks like so many copies of Babe on VHS. I need to know!

  • @amandacraven1299
    @amandacraven1299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Chris, your humor is so spot on, I freakin' love it.

  • @dazed1nyc
    @dazed1nyc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that they got the guy from 300 to narrate just to kick up the badassery another notch

  • @Pattyricia992
    @Pattyricia992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just here to show you some love tbh. You deserve more subscribers, but I’m happy to be part of the pre-cult!

  • @AlexanderJordan-sv7nm
    @AlexanderJordan-sv7nm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stupidest part is they made out like they were going to do the dynamite all stealth so the mannequins won’t notice but must’ve put the C4 right in the middle of the boat

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s hilarious to me that anyone thought that an American made show, made and shot in America about the best warriors, would put American soldiers on the show and NOT say they’re the best warriors
    -an American citizen

    • @gargoyleghoulsbeeth
      @gargoyleghoulsbeeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanna say in one of the earlier episodes they pitted the spetsnaz against green berets and spetsnaz won. Not that it really says anything but it's interesting that they let the American force lose

  • @Snowl30pard
    @Snowl30pard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So glad I found your channel, hilarious and nostalgic content. Can't wait to watch you explode on here. Cheers

  • @michaelbuell3711
    @michaelbuell3711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember seeing the commercials for the show before its premiere so hyped up for it to come out, then I watched the first couple of episodes and bounced. Now I know why I never got into it even as a kid. Keep the videos up they are hilarious

  • @blankwavemessiah
    @blankwavemessiah 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Isreaeli commandos are currently doing pretty damn good against Hammas. Lok

    • @spicelord3006
      @spicelord3006 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      you mean civilians

    • @Perroden
      @Perroden 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@spicelord3006 no we mean hamas.

    • @Perroden
      @Perroden 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@spicelord3006 isreal literally tells them to evacuate and to get civilians to safety before they bomb the artillery and supplies. Wich happens to be at hospitals and schools. But hamas refuses

    • @spicelord3006
      @spicelord3006 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Perroden LMAOOO LOOK AT YOU SUPPORTING TERRORISTS WHO HAVE KILLED OVER SIX THOUSAND CHILDREN.

    • @tcbbctagain572
      @tcbbctagain572 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@spicelord3006calling Israel terrorist while defending Palestinians shows that you don't even know what terrorism is

  • @barca5997
    @barca5997 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Had to clarify what targets are civilians especially to the Israelis…..free Palestine 🇵🇸

    • @Ohmygodstfu2045
      @Ohmygodstfu2045 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Had to clarify that Hamas targets civilians on a daily basis.

    • @nathanielweber7843
      @nathanielweber7843 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Had to clarify that hamas uses civilians as human shields because jihadists Muslims are cowards who could never fight a real man’s war

  • @daxterd7312
    @daxterd7312 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:13 as a math teacher, I relate to this so much.

  • @108bobman
    @108bobman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to watch this show with my cousin when we were younger. However, we only cared about the "simulation" part at the end because we would pick a side and cheer them on. So for a moment like the navy seal being in a 1v2 scenario and then winning with a c4 would be hype.

  • @PrincessOppie
    @PrincessOppie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    🇵🇸🇵🇸