Deadliest Warrior is Very Uncomfortable
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Today we're once again, and for the last time, looking at Deadliest Warrior. And of course it's still uncomfortable but that's why we love it! Anyways enjoy and like and all that stuff thanks bye.
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the adr over "deadliest warrior" made me do 20 skip backs
I had a tube of crest for dinner
Lol I Saw that slick dubbed over work on the ad good shit 😂 you’re the man Chris
@@poopsock7493 i had a lasagna, cooked at 375 for 72 minutes
I swear if you just reviewed every episode standalone I'd be here for you.
Bars
Same. I've seen probably every episode. It was the go-to show when I was visiting my dad for a minute. We both enjoyed the hell out of it, though for wildly different reasons.
Same. This show has a special place in my heart.
Same~
I subbed to your channel because you were watching this show. I was in college when this show aired and it's awesome to see someone diving into it again. Doomsday Preppers and this show are some of the best older shows you can watch just for laughs. That video you did about the bush people hunting cryptids was really good too, that show has to be real.
The episode with Ivan the Terrible actually had my university professor as an expert. He basically said he literally did it because was asked to help and his son wanted to see him on the show.
He also told us some of the experts they had were jokes. One was a of the guys was struggling actor.
I mean given that a ton of the info in the show was inaccurate af I see what he means lol
The Samurai "expert" was literally just a Canadian radio host who is ethnicity Korean. He literally knows nothing about the Japanese.
@@Hercules1-v9m I read that the Maori expert wasn't Maori either lol
@@Hercules1-v9m LMAOOOO
I read that one of the Apache experts was from Canada. He was an Indian, but not an a Apache. He knew nothing about being an Apache.
The reason that the Zande expert pointed out that his weapons are made to kill. Is because in this context his opponent notably has a lot a weaponry that is made to capture. It's actually a simple but great point to make. As the Aztecs would prioritize capturing first and killing second. So they could meet their quota of sacrifice.
It’s one of the reasons they lost at the Battle of Otumba. The Aztecs were so confident of their victory they didn’t think to actually try to kill the Spaniards and their native allies until it was too late.
That said the Zande come from a desert if they ended up in the deep jungle the Aztecs populated it wouldn't even be a question.
incapacitation vs. lethality. Kinda like the Ninja and the Spartan, just a little less.... uh... extreme.
Bruh, them "little stones" are the equivalent if being shot with a 45.
Don't forget it was also how Aztec warriors gained status and gained power in there society
Didn't realize this was a "so bad it's good" show in the popular opinion, I unironically just enjoyed it.
That’s something idk I would admit for everyone to see, you’re braver than me.
I loved the show and have since I was a kid. No shame here 🤷
Me too mate.
Me too and I still like it
Loved it also my man
Just do all of them at this point lol. Honestly every episode is comedy gold
AGREED!
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I said it once and I'll say it again, Chris. I will not rest until you review the yakuza vs mafia deadliest warrior episode. Things literally got so heated for no reason and the weapons that got the edge were ridiculous. Please watch, thank you.
The yakuza vs mafia episode literally traumatized 7yo me lol, I saw the clip of them shooting up some guy taking a bath and immediately assumed that I’d be next
@@0rbeez That's awesome! 😂
That's a good episode. So is al capone v jessie james.
Look, I'm going to be honest with you: I don't ever want you to stop doing deadliest warrior episodes. As a matter of fact, I'm here for it if you want to do every episode (of the ancient warriors) in order.
How could you gloss over part of the Kpinga being a dick though?
TH-cam monetising reasons
Its not a dick though. Its suppose to be in the shape of a chicken. So its more of a cock lol
Do every episode. I love Deadliest warrior its such a fun dumb show.
The Kpinga shouldn’t even be on here. It was Nubian, so southern Egypt/maybe Northern Sudan
And this guy is from Southern Sudan.
“Guys this video will be my last deadliest warrior video”
13 days later
“Alright guys, here’s the thing. They’re still deadly”
"I see death on a daily basis."
He doesn't sound like a very good doctor, I'll be honest.
Never said they're his patients
Maybe he works in Chicago
Mva patients probably the most common one
@@blackearl7891if he’s in the ER or ICU then it could be anything. Those nurses and docs see alot of crazy stuff. I used to work for the coroners and picked up bodies from hospital all the times and the ER people def see some “good stuff” lol I preferred getting the crime scene calls more tho personally they were far more interesting imo lol
@@EsotericThoughts93
You are correct. In one of the previous episodes he covered, the doctor states that he works in the ER.
I laughed so hard when the Zande people were like "okay, so we have a fucking bow and arrow, a throwing axe, fucking poison, and probably a homemade grenade launcher or some shit," and the aztec people were like, "whatever bro, we have a ROCK. In a SLING. Bitch."
To be honest though, a skilled sling user was probably more effective than an archer, depending on what kind of ammunitions they were using.
@@ShadeSlayer1911 I don't think so.
@@surtrlombarde4243 Why?
@Surtr Lombardé Dude. Slingers were more feared than an bow and arrow
@@3starperfectdeer233 I heard that they could penetrate plate armor of the time, if they were using lead shot. The problem was that it took a lot longer to train a soldier up to that level than it did for an archer. Then, when muskets came around, early muskets were inferior to bows and arrows, but they were easier to train people with, so they became the new best thing.
The new weapons tend to start off worse than what they were intended to replace, but be faster to train more people with, making it more effective with larger numbers.
A slinger vs an archer, 1v1, at their max level, a slinger might take the win. But in large scale conflict, you might have 2 archers for every 1 slinger, and a single slinger is gonna have a harder time beating 2 archers.
Or something like that.
Feel free to cover every episode. I loved this show, I was the exact demographic that Spike was going for and this blew my mind when I saw it air at 14. Instant DVR and show ALL the Bois after school the next day. Love seeing you take shit the show
Wow! I remember DVR and getting pissed off if I forget to extend the recording an extra 5 minutes.
Saaaaaame
@@mgonzo3881 the greatest humiliation my young self ever felt was bringing the crew over to bet on the Yakuza vs Mafia, and the recording cut off. I brought shame upon my family that day
@5batmankam Wait! You were gonna bet on Deadliest Warrior outcome, and you think the worst part of the story was your DVR cutting off? Lol! Dude, you're awesome! I wish I was your friend!
@@mgonzo3881 you are my friend🙂 and ya man, me and the Bois would bet on every episode. That was the definition of MUST SEE tv to us
Like you said in a previous episode, I always love the nonsense back and forth.
"I pulled his heart out" - "Ahhhh but you didn't consider that I could move my internal organs into different positions" - "And you think we wouldn't expect something like that, this weapon is designed to splinter on impact and shred *every* organ in your body"
“But did you account for my forcefield?!??”
@@Goliath5100 "Well I brought my dinosaur, who eats forcefield dogs!"
So I just found out that the Aztec expert David Lavera went to prison for 10 years in 2015 for impersonating a Twilight actor and luring a 14 year old..... I just wanted to know what that guy was up to!!!!
Well... that was....disturbing
The real facts are always in the comments lmao
He does kinda look like taylor lautner from tje discount store
@@ChitenBugMan right?...but the thing is, he posed as Kiowa Gordon
The guy was in peak shape, he could probably get any woman he wanted and still went the predator route.
Fucking wild, man.
I’m really digging the Zande warriors’ energy together when they test their weapons hahaha
Least they weren't talking mad shit and missing damn near every shot and then continuing to talk shit. My god. I like Aztec weapons, but this dude just messin' up and makin' a complete disgrace of his people. "They don't have a reason to really, truly fight." I *wish* they would fight at the end, holy shit. Absolutely insufferable prick.
The Kpinga shouldn’t even be on here. It was Nubian, so southern Egypt/maybe Northern Sudan
And this guy is from Southern Sudan.
6:55 actually a large portion of Aztec weapons were designed specifically not to kill. The macahuitl and other clubs were specifically designed to disable so the victim could be captured and used in sacrifices or POW exchanges.
Plus wouldn't that also be in the Aztec's favor? Capturing prisoners alive when your weapons are super sharp volcanic glass-serrated clubs must have been really hard. The Zande aren't necessarily stronger for taking no prisoners? It looks like ruthlessness vs discipline imo
Not to mention the Zande had no protection from the obsidian weapons other than a shield, which the Jaguar ended up chopping in half quite easily
@@PedroHenrique-wz1kf obsidian is extremely sharp but extremely brittle. It hurts like hell but if you know where to hit you’re just gonna hurt them, not kill. It wouldn’t break a shield, especially the thick cowhide ones used by most African nations.
@@Pantsinabucket Oh, i see. Still, do you think the fight could still go either way or one has an unfair advantage? Regardless of the shitty way the tests were conducted XD
@@PedroHenrique-wz1kf well the Aztec woulda caught some disease the African was immune to before any fighting so obviously the African would win without even fighting.
@@Pantsinabucket whut?
The problem with a lot of the matchups, especially the weapons, is that they are being tested as 1v1. This episode is full of ranged weapons like slings, bows and atlatls which when used in formation are devastating; one rock getting thrown at you will probably miss, a hundred will probably kill you. So many of the warriors would have fought in a big group of warriors instead of just by themselves.
Also please keep doing these, they're great.
Agreed! It's one of the main things I think season 3 improved upon (though I think it's worse than season 2), it actually had squads of fighters so the ranged weapons don't just fly off and do nothing.
These's also the "weapons" they choose for the fight. For example the Aztecs had close combat spears, bow and arrows, poisoned blow darts, and axes, and they also had shields which where also not used in this.
The worst example of this was the Ming warriors nest of bees. They completely undersold it when it was actually pretty impressive and would be devastating for a clump of soldiers
If you still want to review more Deadliest Warrior, I recommend Vlad the Impaler vs Sun Tzu. In that episode they literally impale a ballistic gel dummy with a giant stake up its butt for basically no reason😬
Shhh, it's for science!
The most absurd timeline wise. A guy from ancient China that may have even been multiple people over time, vs a guy from the 15th century who has a gun. I CAN'T IMAGINE WHO WOULD WIN.
That was a good one
@@LadyTylerBioRodriguez It's even worse that they make it a one vs one. Like Sun Tzu was a strategist, of course he's gonna lose a one vs one.
I remember that one specifically for the Team Vlad guy cutting the pig carcus almost completely clean 1 swipe.
I always remember the animosity these experts had for each other, even at the end when the Zande experts antagonized the Aztec at the end of the episode. Another one is the Māori and Shaolin Monk episode, where at the end, the losing expert blames the computer and the software.
The monk should have won that. JS
@@3starperfectdeer233 I have vague memories of that episode, and I think you might be right. Like they minimized the effectiveness of the weapons. Maybe the spikes not doing as much damage due to not making larger wounds while easily skewering the brain through the eye socket.
He said the program was likely Chinese and it couldn't be trusted lmao
@@Captain_Insano_nomercy Yeah I remember him like "Chinese are these little dudes. How they win? Computer's probably Chinese." Or something like that.
Keep making more deadliest warrior videos! Do the entire 3 seasons please!!!
The green beret and spetsnaz one is hilarious bro. One of the dudes tries to argue with the doc about a kill shot and you can tell the doctor is just "whatever dude lmao"
Some good shit in that one.
I miss this show sometimes because it’s just fun. It’s definitely not something you should take seriously but it’s still really fun.
I'd love to see what you thought of the absolute bizarre match between the Shaolin Monk and the Maori Warrior.
Wow I was just going to mention that one as well, easily the strangest episode of the entire show imo
I would also love to see you cover this for your next "last" Deadliest Warrior video.
Yes please this one is wild ive been recommending it every time he does a video
And do at least one of the episodes that used actual historical figures. Like William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu or George Washington vs Napoleon Bonaparte.
I want this so bad, one of the maori experts is literally Sauron and he is so extra
That knife marine guy has genuinely lived rent free in the back of my head since I was a kid. Anytime Deadliest warrior was brought up, it always goes back to that guy. First guy uses a knife reasonably, then the marine goes berserk. Love it 🤣
Dude literally it doesn't matter what kind of day I've had, it INSTANTLY gets better when I see that you uploaded. Bless up my dude 🙏 🙌
Yo Chris you REALLY need to try and get in touch with like Max or Geoff and ask them about their experience on this show. I’ve never seen either of them do an interview or comment on the show and stuff like that, plus I feel like they’d definitely be down to talk to you about some of the stuff. I mean, they’re not huge celebrities so I feel like it would be entirely within the realm of possibility of contacting them and trying to set up a Zoom call or something. It’d make you the Deadliest TH-camr BY FAR if you pulled that shit off. I would LOVE to hear what Max has to say about his time on the show and all that, so hopefully you could make that happen!
Max actually did an interview with a smaller channel with guys who have reviewed all the episodes of DW. I'm sure its out there somewhere
I am sad that you're no longer going to do "the deadliest warrior" breakdowns. I can't wait for your next one!!
The pilot episode of Apache vs Gladiator was amazing. The Gladiator "experts" use Chuck Liddell to demonstrate feats.
Great stuff! You should do Bar Rescue. Nothing like doing absurd yelling and whipping the staff up to supposedly think you could change 15 years of bad habits into 3 days to save a bar $200k in the hole 🤣
Hey man. Every one of those bars are still open and have stuck to Jon’s business plan. Look at Piratz Tav…oh shit.
@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 nah, many did NOT stick with what Jon taught them and closed.
MANY followed his advice and are still open.
Holy cow yessss do bar rescue Chris!!! It’s such a goldmine. May I suggest Piratz Tavern or the O-bar
Moonshiners too lol
@@jacksonmuaythai I just went and watched the Piratez Tavern and the follow up episode....no pity for them, holy hell 🤣
"It's like watching the devil roll dice.." is now a phrase I will use regularly
Bro after this bullshit day at work no lunch break seeing a new upload from you was like an early Christmas gift, thank you, your humor will always make me feel better
Facts
The Aztec who scoffed at the African warrior's throwing weapon, which let's be honest for a second, kind of badass and brutal, only to show the FLIMSIEST javelin EVER, has to be the funniest thing I've seen on this show. I remember rolling on the floor watching this.
Also, when he said that they don't fight for anything. Ummm... SURVIVIAL. Definitely not some invisible god which is absolutely, no reason whatsoever.
I like that max slipped out of character at 8:04 and is just cracking up at how ridiculous this all is
Actually as far as I could tell, the weapons tested on the show weren't museum pieces, but actually made in-house for the series. In season 3 they would sometimes do a segment in the weapons shop where historic weapon smith David Baker (one of the judges from Forged in Fire) would briefly show how he made the swords and weapons in the episode
"ok now put that thing literally 5 feet further back and see what happens - god, I'm starting to sound like a fucking expert on the other side."
when I say that this made bust out laughing, I can't wait to see your next Deadliest Warrior video, as someone who never watched this show at the time, your commentary truly is the perfect way to consume it now and I always legitimately laugh out loud multiple times a video
A sling is an extraordinary effective weapon, and would more likely than not have been present at any battle, where bows played a significant role. The story of David and Goliath is not the story of an underdog winning despite the odds being stacked against him. It’s a story about a guy who has agreed to a sword fight, which he doesn’t like his chances at living through, so he shoots the guy.
I remember debating with friends in middle school about these warrior matchups. Brings back memories
Bro I hoped and prayed the last DW video wasn’t really the LAST one. Atta boy Chris. Doing the Lord’s work. Please fill out the playlist We need every episode lmao
This show went off the rails, pretty sure they had an episode of Wherewolves vs Vampires and the experts were as weird as you can imagine lol
zombies vs vampires.
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@@danhoopes2369episode pissed me off with how it ended when I was a kid. Lol the vampire wins but because he bit the head of one zombie he got infected in the end which makes no sense as they said vampires were already dead.
That’s when they started making fantasy shit I think, or maybe that was the final episode
I knew it wasn't the last deadliest warrior video but I'm all for it!!
"I see death on a daily basis"
Uh yeah i'd like to reschedule my checkup with Dr. Armond.
My guy, we need evey single episode. There is not one episode where I don't crack up, specially when Max is involved hahaha
The doctor was actually like “i’m just a person doctor…i don’t know if cutting off the head kills a horse too”
Personally, for your next Final Deadliest Warrior video, I would strongly recommend the Green Beret vs the Spetsnaz. It is my all time favorite Modern matchup purely due to the experts bickering being so polarizing. The Green Berets boast C O N S T A N T L Y while the Russ- Spetsnaz are genuinely terrifying. If Navy Seal was scary for his rage, the Spetsnaz come across as villians in an action movie.
Not gonna lie, I'm STILL pissed that the spring-loaded Spetznaz knife got the edge over the Green Beret's Entrenching Tool. And we saw that episode in History class when I was in high school in 2009! Got me into the show in the first place, but still so pissed off.
All I remember from that is the last Spetnaz guy in the battle soloing the entire Green Beret squad
I’m pretty sure one of the Spetsnaz experts, Sonny Puzikas actually killed someone a few years later in America 💀
I remember that one of the Spetsnaz guys had an account on the Spike website and he talked about the show. He said that most of the bickering talk they did was for the show or footage being spliced together and that the two groups actually got along well.
One of my favorites was Spetsnaz vs Green Beret. The back and forth banter between the experts was great. I think the William Wallace one was good too.
I'm so stoked to see your channel growth! It wasn't long ago when I discovered you at like 34K. I love your content! You legit make me laugh and not just snuff some air out of my nose in appreciation. 🖤
Edit: Fun fact. With the sling, you can carve insults into the rock and add Vicious Mockery to your attack.
Spike TV sounds like a fever dream, like I'm half convinced it isn't real
Bro literally do every episode start to finish and I'll be one of the many watching every single one. I definitely like the variety of you jumping between shows, and not every episode will have as much to poke fun at- but in my opinion that is fine.
I'm still going to watch everything you post so the more the merrier, don't tempt us with a full season like that unless you mean it! Heh
The guy playing the Zande warrior is absolutely jacked! I’m running 🏃
I'm so happy you caved and made another one. You the real MVP Chris.
God I miss this show. Didn't always agree with some of the pairings and situations, but I still really enjoyed it.
I'm gonna see Meat Butterfly Dummy in my nightmares tonight, aren't I
Literally about to lay down rn and now picturing it fly like a butterfly 🤣 thanks for that
I remember liking this show a lot...and I'm pretty sure the Vampire vs Zombie Halloween episode was the death knell for the series as people felt that was "Jump the Shark" moment. I don't get SpikeTV anymore, my satellite provider doesn't have it anymore so I don't have any idea what kinda stuff they have on the channel..last thing I remember watching a couple weeks before they dropped the channel was reruns of Biker Mice from Mars...which ngl I was happy to see as I loved that show growing up.
Spiketv is long gone. Nobody has it any more
Please don’t stop making Deadliest Warrior videos
I love this series😂😂
"He's got a bow an arrow and actual weapon...not just a rock"
King David : "Am I a joke to you?"
15:31 gravity don't exist
I vividly remember watching not only this show growing up, but also one that was basically Deadliest Warrior but with animals. They head to head fights at the end were animated or something because of course they couldn't have real animals fighting to the death. One that comes to mind is the lion vs tiger episode.
This whole show was just a couple guys wanting to go out in the middle of nowhere and trying out weapons which tbh would be just as cool a show. Sword and gun TH-cam channels are proof enough of that concept working.
Dude I’ll keep watching your deadliest warrior vids as long as you keep making them. They’re fucking great, please don’t stop! Do the whole series!
The game is even better
@@thetalker.7304 oh man I remember downloading the demo for that as soon as I got my Xbox 360 lmao I had totally forgotten about the game
Bro please come back it’s been 3 weeks without content and Me and my girlfriend would watch your videos together thanks for all the good memories keep it up bro your funny ash
I’m surprised that at this point, you don’t call Geoff the Canadian Dane Cook
‘My trained killer is better than yours; times infinity!’
That’s all I’m hearing right now…
Yes my feed was dry as hell this could not be more of a blessing
Couldn’t agree more 😂
Also I've always loved the mambele... Such a cool weapon. I've always wanted a replica ever since I saw this episode back when it aired. My friend and I still argue to this day about who would win in Zande vs Zulu.
I sometimes think the Deadliest Warrior is ALMOST good. It would never happen because it's Spike TV, but there's actually a lot of interesting things they could have done with the show really delving into the cultures while doing these.
I'd actually be honored to have Chris rip on me for 20 mins straight for a tv show I did 15 years ago.
Considering that Spike TV was part of the Viacom umbrella, I'm sure they probably got that Aztec altar from Nickelodeon's Legends of the Hidden Temple storage warehouse. 😆
You should have more subscribers bro. Your content is quality, kudos
This was one of my favorite episodes along with the Viking vs samurai and Apache vs gladiator
The guy that stumbled into the studio that one time haha that was too good
I feel weird when I watch these vids, bc I'm paradoxically self-conscious that CJ makes me laugh out loud, tho I live alone. But I treasure those laughs. Thanks for the break from the heavy-ness today.
“This will be my last episode covering Deadliest Warrior” - Chris James after he’s covered every single other episode of Deadliest Warrior
4:26 You must not watch much gun tube. This is the fourth ballistic horse head I've seen this year!
Dude when I was a kid I wanted to play with whatever they used to make the battles cause i literally thought it was a game he was inputting the stats into. I thought how cool I could input any stats and watch a simulation lol
I loved every episode of this series. It was unique and relied on data not sentiments to decide who was deadliest per episode.
Hey, wake up. Chris James just posted.
Bro I stumbled on your channel yesterday, and I gotta say. Binging your videos to help me get through covid has been amazing.
I also remember them having a video game where your character could lose limbs and that would limit your move set. I always loved playing as the pirate cause of the range.
Yeah it was a DLC for the first Chivalry game
16:50 The British Empire when asked how they managed to conquer like 1/2 of the entire world
Deadliest Warrior: Excellent premise, haphazard/over blown/terrible execution.
Spike was that channel that knew its audience and delivered, this was my fav show, subscribed!
Ay what’s up Chris, great content like always, hope you’re doing well man 👍🤞
Lmaooo the voice over for the add was hilarious
So much of the experts language is like kinda racially charged sometimes and it makes me cringe each time. Like “heathens” and such. To be fair, it was spike so… 😅
David lavera, one of the experts in this episode, got caught with cp, and attempted to abduct a child by pretending to be an actor on Twilight
lmao wtf?
Met that channel a few weeks ago, basically watched all reality tv videos, and it made me pretty happy, so thank you, chris.
Brings me back to the beginning of my ongoing argument with my father of Samurai vs Vikings.
Damn core memory unlocked... Did you know the narrator is Faramir??
“Max get over here”😂
The Aztecs killed for the "gods" which ISN'T a needed reason. The Zande killed for survival which IS a needed reason.
This is, hilariously, the Black Panther 2: Wakanda Forever episode decades before the movies actually existed. This was my favorite episode back in the day, bringing back the nostalgia of this crazy show.
Love seeing max laugh when they were jumping around yelling “niam niam niam!” 😂
The atlatl and bow should’ve competed together. Same as the rock and throwing blades. I means those are both long range and mid range respectively. Plus those two literally both have arrows?!! Wtf?
"Could've been anyone's win. They were just throwing sticks, rocks and glass at eachother" 😂😂😂
My Dad and I used to always watch this whenever he had some days off. We would always make fun of the doc on the show
i use to love this show when i was young, so sad it’s barely anywhere nowadays
The idea that they tested those weapons on horses when neither the Aztecs nor any of those civilizations had horses. 😂
Should have tested these on Max after all
I think they used a fake horse head cause it's a legend that Aztec warrior weapons could cut a horses head off. I don't know how true this could be but that's why they specifically used a horse
I just love when people say Jag(wire) instead of Jag(uar) 😂😂
"Every weapon is designed to kill."
"I'd say most weapons are."
Um excuse me, have you already forgotten *the egg* ?
I used to watch this show a ton as a kid lol lots of nostalgia