That was my first chapo episode, it was so fucking outlandish I thought it was a joke podcast at first. Now I have some 110 K cup bazongas, thanks Rod.
I didn’t start listening to this podcast until like 2021 ish and hadn’t heard the older episodes. I absolutely died when that part came on. It is like the perfect pairing of reading series and people reading it.
I love Rod calling Princeton students "too fragile to hear opinions that differ from their own," in the middle of a 5,000 word conniption about strangers having sex that offends him.
I feel genuine sorrow and empathy for him describing being a soft kid growing up with truly vicious people with animal beliefs and then he says something right after that is like watching milk curdle in real time
Rod got broken early with religion and a cro magnon family then he learned to equate cruelty with love, right wing conservatives kept him in a right wing side show until his harvested mental illness couldn't be controlled. Matt schlap is another example of that
@@fordesponja sadly, he's gone full on fascist freak, which is probably why the boys don't bother with his stuff lately. His "live, laugh, love" posts are confined to a couple tweets and his articles are openly calling for the genocide of Ukrainians and Palestinians.
I was wondering where Acid Marxist had been. I always appreciated their comps and cuts. Good on them for getting it in officially. Thanks for incorporating the unofficial folks, Chapo!
Gotta love felix saying in the second Rod article that hes only employed due to a lawsuut/loophole. Cut to years later where we find out that its actually a multimilionare paying his entire salary and once the money was cut off, he was let go. Chapo again predicts the future.
every caricature of these reactionary dipshits are not caricatures but explicit criteria that they all follow without exception. The projection, the sexual insecurity the sick hatred. Its all there folks. They are completely naked to anyone that isn't their cultivated group of frenemies.
I think the full 8 hours was necessary. I've followed along since around episode 300 and always enjoyed the Rod check-ins, but to see the whole arc play out at once: it's a new composition. It's a real story. It is an inspirational new form for journalism.
It is a truly fascinating journey. I agree that there's more to play out, but i fear that it might come in the form of his life ending in a dark, horrifying and yet bewilderingly comic way (to be clear - i absolutely am not saying that's what i want to happen, it just seems somehow inevitable)...
Rod is the best thing to happen to Chapo Trap House. I don't think Bernie becoming president would've made them as happy as they sound just by mentioning his name.
Imagine just how many hours Will Menaker spent reading Rod Dreher content so that eventually, this 8 hour supercut could be created. The number is truly mind boggling.
I have been considering how to make a couple of friends listen to Chapo for a while and I think some excerpt from here will do. The bimbofication is nº1 in the list.
Listening to this made me finally search for a video interview of Rod. I didn't realize it until I heard Rod speak, but in my mind I fully expected him to sound exactly like Will.
Rod's columns remind me of that episode in South Park where mister Garrison intends to write a heterosexual erotic novel and wins the first prize of homoerotic literature.
Shout out to acid Marxist for putting me on to Chapo Traphouse with short digestible little clips. This length is the opposite of what got me into Chapo but I’m here for it😂
I disagree. Rod is not only a fascinating character on its face, but also a dissection of an American. Every part about who he is is a construction held together by wire and tension, strung together from a young age into a self made Tower of Babel. He is a self-written character from James Joyce, but instead of gaining insight into who he is through a meandering and challenging prose, its literally the guy writing out every single subconscious fear and desire he has bundled in a simple, if verbose and unpalatable style. Its like if a parody of a conservative was a real person who was, at the same time, unable to view himself as a person. Unlike other Conservatives, even if he does all the other bullshit like "the gays are yucky", he never writes like "I am going to kill the queers". The ideology that he espouses in and of itself emasculates him in his own writing. Hes got layers all the way down. He is the whole fucking show.
Goddamn im more well-versed in the Rod lore than i knew. I actually said the line "have you SEEN the memes?!" along with Will lmao. Barbecue groyper article is an all-timer
Meatball Ron lost a prime opportunity not hiring Rod when he was fired. Just imagine the sheer madness of Rod being a DeSantis campaign worker, the articles, the ads, Ron trying to justify hiring Rod when asked about the root wiener thing and doing some aggravating comment about that kid's dick.
One of my favorite factoids about Rod is that Rod isn't even his name. His real name is Raymond Oliver Dreher, Jr. His initials are R.O.D. Chapo never reveals this, but it just adds such a great tidbit to the lore.
Rod Dreher is like a character from a William Faulkner novel that gets kidnapped half way through and taxidermied by the woman whos affections he would not return.
The segment that begins at 2:36:03 is my favorite. As great as the exorcism and bimbofication stuff is, for me you just can't get any better than Rod's insane fan writing in to both defend the white woman calling the cops, and also say she isn't actually white. Incredible.
I think the "If Rod was born in 1992 instead of 1962 he'd be like 'I'm an asexual demiboy elfkin' on Tumblr and he'd be totally fine" is spot on. I was born in the 90s in a tradcath home and now I'm asexual, play a lot of D&D, and don't believe in God but I can totally see myself ending up like Rod if I was born in my parents' generation.
Everyone knows religious schools, specially boarding ones, are a factory of gay kids. It's amazing how in their own cultural war bullshit words have been "bolstering the ranks of lgtbq" for centuries and still don't realize.
I was born 1994 and went through that asexual phase to finally begin to find consistent joy as catholic past couple years. This life is such a trip Fosho 🎉
just finishing the whole 8+ hour rod saga. what a series. just bravo. 5 bags of popcorns, 2 sodas and like.. uh.. a little orthodox cross. take a bow rod. when should i expect my official chapo rodhead badge in the mail?
Listened to the entire episode today as I drove to West Virginia, hiked up a mountain and drove back. 10/10 would fund a Hollywood adaptation if I were a billionaire sicko
The addiction to religion thing the guest at 1:55:00 is talking about is totally how my Alky/Drug addict dad worked and the crazier the sect of religion the "better" for both the addict and the church. It's a really insane spiral.
The fact that publishing the statement "primitive root weiner" single-handedly precipitated the events that ultimately dissolved this man's career and marriage is the funniest thing ever
You can claim that your friend is demonically possessed, that your neighbour's cows got eaten by demonic chupacabras, that everyone should live in a monastic compound in the forest, but talk about male circumcision and everyone loses their minds.
Never heard of Dreher before you guys, I've listened multiple times and I'm always fascinated by what seems like a complete lack of self awareness. The photo with the oysters?!?!?!?!
I listened to some of the Rod bits with my mom on a road trip and now she's a certified RodHead. We still check up on him sometimes to see the progression of his divorce mindset.
I have been falling asleep to yhis every night since it dropped 3 weeks ago. I only make it about 5-10 minutes per night. Im not smart enough to do the math, but I'm expecting this podcast to last me about 14 years
Has Rod written his magnum opus of a Cronenberg-style screenplay about the “primitive root wiener” becoming possessed by Baphomet and going on a rampage to destroy western civilization yet?
I know it's not realistic for a teenage boy to see a movie on his birthday with just his parent, but I did the same thing :( I just had very few friends and was generally lonely at 15 and I really wanted to see Moonrise Kingdom. Thanks dad. It's just funnysad to hear them go on about that point being suspect and I just see it as too relatable.
i am still young but no longer a teenager. i relate to you and grew up very lonely. i also went to a movie with my mom for my birthday multiple years growing up. at least we are aware enough to laugh at rod dreher. i hope your life has more smiles in it now
I love going back to these older clips and hearing Felix absolutely nail a joke only to drag it through the mud by attempting to turn it into a bit as everyone politely waits for him to finish.
48:11 to like 48:21 The way Matt says "okey, fine" while talking about rounding you surgically achieved elf ears, is by far the most midwestern hes ever sounded to me
🎵 🎶 If Rod had a name what would it be? And would you call it to his face? If you were faced with Him in all His glory what would you ask if you had just one question? And yeah, yeah, Rod is great Yeah, yeah, Rod is good Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah What if Rod was one of us? Just an orthodox like one of us Just a stranger on a Hungarian bus. Tryin to make his way home'o. 🎵 🎶
There was a time when Matt was right that “just stumbling upon” porn was a thing of the past… But now, thanks to Elon Musk, it’s back, because a MILLION youngsters are going to go to xvideos thinking it’s an extension of Twitter (now X, but I refuse to humor Musk’s dumb ass- it’s just worse Twitter).
7:16:43 I want a TV series about the psychiatrist equivalent of Dr. House but also he's devotedly Catholic and it's set in the immediate aftermath of 9/11. The equivalent of "it's not lupus" would be "it's not repressed homosexuality" and the one episode that subverts it would be a fictionalized version of Rod.
The bimbofication one is still the funniest shit ever.
7 Years later and the bimbification of America continues 😔🇺🇸🔜🏳️🌈
@@jasondaveries9716IM doing MY part o7
Oh my!
That was my first chapo episode, it was so fucking outlandish I thought it was a joke podcast at first. Now I have some 110 K cup bazongas, thanks Rod.
I didn’t start listening to this podcast until like 2021 ish and hadn’t heard the older episodes. I absolutely died when that part came on. It is like the perfect pairing of reading series and people reading it.
I love Rod calling Princeton students "too fragile to hear opinions that differ from their own," in the middle of a 5,000 word conniption about strangers having sex that offends him.
Rod flipping back and forth between delightfully twee and utterly detestable in the span of single sentences is unmatched in the literary canon
I feel genuine sorrow and empathy for him describing being a soft kid growing up with truly vicious people with animal beliefs and then he says something right after that is like watching milk curdle in real time
He'll go on about how much he loved playing board games when he was younger and cap it off by calling trans people monsters.
Rod got broken early with religion and a cro magnon family then he learned to equate cruelty with love, right wing conservatives kept him in a right wing side show until his harvested mental illness couldn't be controlled. Matt schlap is another example of that
We can fix him. We can make him see the error of his ways and be weird but in a wholesome manner. It's our duty as a community.
@@fordesponja sadly, he's gone full on fascist freak, which is probably why the boys don't bother with his stuff lately. His "live, laugh, love" posts are confined to a couple tweets and his articles are openly calling for the genocide of Ukrainians and Palestinians.
will's voice dropping over the course of these last several years has been a great joy
listening to our precious boy grow up
That’s Will?
I legit thought it was Brendan 😂
Wondering if Will was in huffing helium at the start myself.
It's different recording equipment I think
He's been blasting a few cigs here and there
@@AtulPYadav Flashing back to the time they were in the Majority Report studio and Sam called Will Brendan.
I was wondering where Acid Marxist had been. I always appreciated their comps and cuts. Good on them for getting it in officially. Thanks for incorporating the unofficial folks, Chapo!
Ahhh yeah okay that makes sense. Love this for them, Acid Marxist has been great over the years with clip selection
You cant call yourself a true Chapo Rod head unless you've listened to all 8 hours
Spare the slop, spoil the Rod-head...
Implying real fans don't sleep with this one in the background each night
Gotta love felix saying in the second Rod article that hes only employed due to a lawsuut/loophole. Cut to years later where we find out that its actually a multimilionare paying his entire salary and once the money was cut off, he was let go. Chapo again predicts the future.
Lmao true
every caricature of these reactionary dipshits are not caricatures but explicit criteria that they all follow without exception. The projection, the sexual insecurity the sick hatred. Its all there folks. They are completely naked to anyone that isn't their cultivated group of frenemies.
will and felix sound noticeably younger, matt is apparently some eternal undying being
Will sounds pre-pubic at the start of this vid to be fair
Matt was born 35. He will always be 35.
Edit: he is now 55
« How old are you? » « 40 » « how long have you been 40? » « … a while »
Matt's still only like 23, but pure anger and cocaine have kept him preserved in a constant state of looking preemptively 36
god lets hope so
Nothing better than 8 hours of long, hard, Rod.
If your Rod lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention
I think the full 8 hours was necessary. I've followed along since around episode 300 and always enjoyed the Rod check-ins, but to see the whole arc play out at once: it's a new composition. It's a real story. It is an inspirational new form for journalism.
I have a feeling the arc isn't quite over yet. We'll get one more story. Probably not written by Rod but by someone else about him.
Yeah by the time you get to the end, it feels like there's an actual sense of resolution
As Felix puts it, "It's like an epic poem about a guy who's afraid of his own dick."
It is a truly fascinating journey. I agree that there's more to play out, but i fear that it might come in the form of his life ending in a dark, horrifying and yet bewilderingly comic way (to be clear - i absolutely am not saying that's what i want to happen, it just seems somehow inevitable)...
Matt: “Everyone breaks the law everyday.”
Virgil: “I’m breaking three or four right now.”
Bruh…
Rod is the best thing to happen to Chapo Trap House. I don't think Bernie becoming president would've made them as happy as they sound just by mentioning his name.
Gorka is a close second
@@BNardolilliGORKA fell off, he just sells insurance commercials on Fox now or something
@@jj947bruh, are you serious?
@@tewodrosii2875yeah. He does pain relief ads all day with a radio show I think
@@tewodrosii2875Hopefully it's some animated AI version of Gorka, next to The General.
The moment of existential horror when you realize that you have actually already listened to all eight hours separately
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
GOOBLE GOBBLE, GOOBLE GOBBLE
And not just once 😔😔
I’m a good listener!
Imagine just how many hours Will Menaker spent reading Rod Dreher content so that eventually, this 8 hour supercut could be created. The number is truly mind boggling.
cannot wait to force my friends to listen to this next road trip
That's what friends are for.
I have been considering how to make a couple of friends listen to Chapo for a while and I think some excerpt from here will do. The bimbofication is nº1 in the list.
Listening to this made me finally search for a video interview of Rod. I didn't realize it until I heard Rod speak, but in my mind I fully expected him to sound exactly like Will.
In my mind’s eye, Rod speaks exactly like the Irish priest in a horror movie who turns out to be the serial killer.
Rod's columns remind me of that episode in South Park where mister Garrison intends to write a heterosexual erotic novel and wins the first prize of homoerotic literature.
Oh shit its by acid marxist? Hell yeah I knew he was cooking something. Glad he's in the fold properly
Yeah man this would have taken some work, he had to go through every episode and cut and edit. Kudos.
Shout out to acid Marxist for putting me on to Chapo Traphouse with short digestible little clips. This length is the opposite of what got me into Chapo but I’m here for it😂
I always found it incredibly funny how Mr "Benedict opinion" went to live in European porn capital
These 8 hours of Rod Dreher content are more interesting, insightful, smart, and entertaining than everything Rod has written his entire life.
I disagree. Rod is not only a fascinating character on its face, but also a dissection of an American. Every part about who he is is a construction held together by wire and tension, strung together from a young age into a self made Tower of Babel. He is a self-written character from James Joyce, but instead of gaining insight into who he is through a meandering and challenging prose, its literally the guy writing out every single subconscious fear and desire he has bundled in a simple, if verbose and unpalatable style. Its like if a parody of a conservative was a real person who was, at the same time, unable to view himself as a person. Unlike other Conservatives, even if he does all the other bullshit like "the gays are yucky", he never writes like "I am going to kill the queers". The ideology that he espouses in and of itself emasculates him in his own writing.
Hes got layers all the way down. He is the whole fucking show.
@@Hamun002 this was unironically beautiful to read
@@Hamun002❤
@@Hamun002 I can explain Rod now. Podcasting not so much, still.
Rod is my favorite columnist because of how cool and normal he is
When he tries to sneak a peak at the urinal he's only making sure you're the right gender.
Goddamn im more well-versed in the Rod lore than i knew. I actually said the line "have you SEEN the memes?!" along with Will lmao. Barbecue groyper article is an all-timer
Meatball Ron lost a prime opportunity not hiring Rod when he was fired. Just imagine the sheer madness of Rod being a DeSantis campaign worker, the articles, the ads, Ron trying to justify hiring Rod when asked about the root wiener thing and doing some aggravating comment about that kid's dick.
One of my favorite factoids about Rod is that Rod isn't even his name. His real name is Raymond Oliver Dreher, Jr. His initials are R.O.D.
Chapo never reveals this, but it just adds such a great tidbit to the lore.
Incredible. GOB Bluth, but somehow real
One wonders why he might have gone out of his way to identify with that particular word
@@williamwestmoreland4069 Say it again. I'm sure it will become more effective.
@@rafmeinster No idea how that happened lol
Obviously this saga isn't complete until Rod is out and out getting rodded by the swarthy men of Europe.
Rod's fan's heart breaking over the adorable little beaver family is the funniest fucking thing. These people have no real problems and it shows
Every columnist deserves an 8 hour supercut 🎉
No they gotta earn it, Rod’s put in the work, he’s in the best shape of his life
@@jj947 oh come on, at least john kass deserves a supercut
My boy John Kass definitely needs one
John Kass, sure. But Meghan McArdle or Bari Weiss would be fucking grim.
Sorry commie but not all columnists are equal. Rod is a way better columnist than Bret Stephens.
Gonna be in an attic for 8 hrs sweating like a boss hog ,thank you
Sweating like Stavros 😂
Sweating like Ghouliani.
Rod Dreher is like a character from a William Faulkner novel that gets kidnapped half way through and taxidermied by the woman whos affections he would not return.
This is an amazing comment
Not all heroes wear capes.
The upload we needed.
They should invite Rod onto the show. He could be their gender correspondent
Or get him into a round table with Nick Mullen or Tom Meyers
seat still open for Rod!
How about they set him at the mound table and he freaks the fuck out cuz he's terrified of pussy
mclaughlin group with nick mullen and rod dreher would be a powerful broadcast
Insanity.
Audacity.
The shear balls to post an 8+ hour Rod compilation.
There goes my fucking week.
i fucking NEED to know what Rod thinks of Hazbin Hotel
The segment that begins at 2:36:03 is my favorite. As great as the exorcism and bimbofication stuff is, for me you just can't get any better than Rod's insane fan writing in to both defend the white woman calling the cops, and also say she isn't actually white. Incredible.
I think the "If Rod was born in 1992 instead of 1962 he'd be like 'I'm an asexual demiboy elfkin' on Tumblr and he'd be totally fine" is spot on. I was born in the 90s in a tradcath home and now I'm asexual, play a lot of D&D, and don't believe in God but I can totally see myself ending up like Rod if I was born in my parents' generation.
Rod has to go back to Louisiana and defeat the Yellow King, then he'll be free.
Everyone knows religious schools, specially boarding ones, are a factory of gay kids. It's amazing how in their own cultural war bullshit words have been "bolstering the ranks of lgtbq" for centuries and still don't realize.
you are gay
I was born 1994 and went through that asexual phase to finally begin to find consistent joy as catholic past couple years. This life is such a trip Fosho 🎉
just finishing the whole 8+ hour rod saga. what a series. just bravo. 5 bags of popcorns, 2 sodas and like.. uh.. a little orthodox cross. take a bow rod.
when should i expect my official chapo rodhead badge in the mail?
Listened to the entire episode today as I drove to West Virginia, hiked up a mountain and drove back. 10/10 would fund a Hollywood adaptation if I were a billionaire sicko
Did you also hike down the mountain? Or did you use your Soros-funded Antifa super-soldier jetpack to fly back to your vehicle?
The addiction to religion thing the guest at 1:55:00 is talking about is totally how my Alky/Drug addict dad worked and the crazier the sect of religion the "better" for both the addict and the church. It's a really insane spiral.
It doesn't help that AA is heavily religious, either :/
"it's a lot of Moldovan...gluchmarks" is an underrated classic
He will never not be known as the primitive root weiner guy to us
What a legacy
gonna put this on, go to sleep and wake up with 30 fewer iq points. thank you
I made it through 5 fucking hours of this today, I feel like a ate a pound bag of jellybeans with coke
You repeat the segment about the reviewer from the Atlantic and the section about Chelsea Manning.
I thought I'd accidentally rewound the video.
I hope it gets fixed because it's the only problem with this compilation
The fact that publishing the statement "primitive root weiner" single-handedly precipitated the events that ultimately dissolved this man's career and marriage is the funniest thing ever
my favorite column
"[Rod's benefactor] had become dissatisfied with the tone of Dreher's posts, describing them as "too weird"
You can claim that your friend is demonically possessed, that your neighbour's cows got eaten by demonic chupacabras, that everyone should live in a monastic compound in the forest, but talk about male circumcision and everyone loses their minds.
Year 1 Chapo Will sounds like he's 16
Seriously. Matt and Felix sound pretty much the same as today though.
Spare the Rod, spoil the child
Never heard of Dreher before you guys, I've listened multiple times and I'm always fascinated by what seems like a complete lack of self awareness. The photo with the oysters?!?!?!?!
I'll be listening to this while I pray over my relics of Francisco Franco.
“Fronko” Felix is truly Chapo’s Little Carmine.
Shifting uncomfortably when i hear Virgil's voice
Why (genuinely)
There ain't no Virgil and there never was!
I listened to some of the Rod bits with my mom on a road trip and now she's a certified RodHead. We still check up on him sometimes to see the progression of his divorce mindset.
As he was there at the beginning, he will be there at your end Mister Trap House
“Sleep now, Rod. You have nothing to fear anymore.” -The Gender Crow
This is truly a beautiful saga, took me like a week to make it through the whole 8 hours.
is my life destitute enough that i will be watching this whole thing? yes
Stoked that Acid Marxist has finally gotten official with the Chapo crew, they did great work
I have been falling asleep to yhis every night since it dropped 3 weeks ago. I only make it about 5-10 minutes per night. Im not smart enough to do the math, but I'm expecting this podcast to last me about 14 years
I will sign up for the Eggs Benedict Option every day of the week.
I love eggs
Sleeping to this but absorbing it like a pseudo science language lesson
My emotional state is like the space odyssey intro song right now I’m witnessing the podcast version of man inventing tools
This is an awesome collab giving us hogs a feast of Chapo at their best. Thanks. Also is it controversial to still be missing Amber?
i miss amber
People liked her? 😬😬
I liked her. I think the show is fine without her, but I'd be happy if she came back.
Will, Amber and Matt are my perfect chapo line up. The other 2 are ok, but a net.negative i feel.
Forever Amber 💘
If you watch the whole thing in one sitting, you will have the power of exorcism.
Has Rod written his magnum opus of a Cronenberg-style screenplay about the “primitive root wiener” becoming possessed by Baphomet and going on a rampage to destroy western civilization yet?
I know it's not realistic for a teenage boy to see a movie on his birthday with just his parent, but I did the same thing :(
I just had very few friends and was generally lonely at 15 and I really wanted to see Moonrise Kingdom. Thanks dad.
It's just funnysad to hear them go on about that point being suspect and I just see it as too relatable.
Were you afraid of going to the restroom because of a scary trans mob?
i am still young but no longer a teenager. i relate to you and grew up very lonely. i also went to a movie with my mom for my birthday multiple years growing up. at least we are aware enough to laugh at rod dreher. i hope your life has more smiles in it now
I relate to all of this
I love going back to these older clips and hearing Felix absolutely nail a joke only to drag it through the mud by attempting to turn it into a bit as everyone politely waits for him to finish.
48:11 to like 48:21 The way Matt says "okey, fine" while talking about rounding you surgically achieved elf ears, is by far the most midwestern hes ever sounded to me
Oh my God he does
Yeah he sounds like a bit part actor in Fargo or some shit
“evil daht kahm” at around 3:28 is pretty good too
The origin story is so fucked up I actually feel bad even though he’s a terrible person
Classic super villain origin story
Rod has finally found his peace after his EatPrayLove retraite among the burly clergymen of central Europe. It's a beautiful thing
8 hours uncut of thoughts from the worlds gayest man. Thank you Chris 🙏
Chris is married to a woman actually.
@@slickstufneatstuf I wad referring to Rod
@@GuyWithTriangle He’s also married to a woman.
@@slickstufneatstuf not anymore
@@dangerousd1312what a dog. Can’t stop chasing girls
I've listened to all the rod bits, and now I've listened to them all again.
Why did I do this?
This is like an I Ching passage
We love Rod, don’t we folks?
Rod has written lots of perfect articles, many people are saying this, even the failing new York times!
This is honestly like a tv show. I definitely didn't see a LOT of these twists coming.
🎵 🎶
If Rod had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with Him in all His glory
what would you ask if you had just one question?
And yeah, yeah, Rod is great
Yeah, yeah, Rod is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
What if Rod was one of us?
Just an orthodox like one of us
Just a stranger on a Hungarian bus.
Tryin to make his way home'o.
🎵 🎶
Shoutout large son acid marxist
Honestly, I thought it was a nice gesture from Rod to pray for Matts recovery. He is a spiteful guy, but that was kinda wholesome
In Rod we Trust 🍆🙏
In Rod we Bust.
This is the Eggs Benedict Option
This video is the perfect length to get me through a shitty workday, thanks Chapo
Thank you for 👏holding 👏 columnists 👏 accountable
Take edibles before this. You might die of laughter, but you'll enjoy every minute
I don't use this term lightly, but this is an epic supercut. Thanks Chapo 👏🏻
Thanks to Acid Marxist for compiling this and to Chapo for supporting it.
Holy shit. It's not as awaited as the Poppy supercut, but this one comes pretty close.
There was a time when Matt was right that “just stumbling upon” porn was a thing of the past… But now, thanks to Elon Musk, it’s back, because a MILLION youngsters are going to go to xvideos thinking it’s an extension of Twitter (now X, but I refuse to humor Musk’s dumb ass- it’s just worse Twitter).
You can stumble upon child porn on "X" accidentally too, thanks to Elon's stellar moderation practices
There is no shot that there is a single young person in the world who would be able to use Twitter and hasn't already discovered porn
"then the heavens parted and 8 hours of Chapo/Dreher was bestowed upon creation."
It was Adam and Steve all along
These are sacred, foundational, texts.
You'll hit 1,000,000 any day with uploads like this, chris
This is a voyage across space, time, and anglo-brained christian neuroticisms
3:38:02 “Can we get a check on what Rod has named his cat?” Lmaooo
Best 8 hours ever spent thinking about a guy.
Suss
Listened to this all day at work, you really don't like radiohead?
Goddamn okay the most slept on line in chapo history is reffering to sexual assult as "forciblly exploring his body"
RODHEADS ASSEMBLE
We need a John Kass supercut next.
Finally, a complete version of the Gospel
7:14:16 - I think that shocked moment from the guys lets you know how they feel towards Rod.
I picked up the pod around a year ago, should be interesting to see rods entire free fall into insanity
Rod is truly God’s strangest soldier.
4:27:39 it's a criminal offense that this line in the article slipped by without comment. Rod was clearly referring to her epic cans.
Finally they released the Dreher Cut 😂
7:16:43 I want a TV series about the psychiatrist equivalent of Dr. House but also he's devotedly Catholic and it's set in the immediate aftermath of 9/11.
The equivalent of "it's not lupus" would be "it's not repressed homosexuality" and the one episode that subverts it would be a fictionalized version of Rod.