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CLIP from Episode 747 - Make ’em Say Ugh (7/6/23)
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Rip to the fbi anget who had his penis shot by the cuban shrink ray
'This dude reminds me of Doctor Frankenstein, creator of Frankenstein's normal guy.'
Quite possibly the weirdest, and funniest, thing ever said.
The one word I can’t get out of my head is “corners.” Corners?! Corners!! What the hell do you mean corners?!! Why do these implants have corners?!!! Why aren’t they round/cylindrical?!!😳
Modelled on the common square hot dog bun
I'm so happy they released this segment, the TH-cam masses deserve to be as horrofied as the Patreon elite.
patreon money drying up
@@hdudidi?
Misery loves company
Oh no doubt.
I am finally free of erectile dysfunction after living with it for a while and your penis enhancement medication worked the same way you describe in our interview. Listening to people share testimonials about the effectiveness of their herbal medicines and their experience after using them gave me a strong feeling that it would work for me. I'm glad there are people like Dr. igho who just want to help other people struggling with the same problems.
Easily one of the most horrific things I've ever heard. The audio version of a car crash you can't look away from
When life gives you lemons, don't surgically insert them into your shaft.
Chris wade there was absolutely no reason to upload this. I will be emailing your wife.
I'd vote for Felix with a universal dick rights platform! He's really looking out for the "little guy"!
He knows how to win the populist vote. I'd give him my support.
I'm with Matt groaning in horror every three seconds and had to stop. lol
It's pronounced Matt *Graining*
@@capyossarian Get out of my office!
Sometimes I remember "Make 'em say uuuggh, my penis gone" and start cackling to myself in public, making people look at me like I'm Arthur Fleck.
They needed to get Stav for this episode
Frankenstein's Normal Guy
This segment probably contributed significantly to Matt Christman's stroke.
2:54 echoes of Rod Dreher’s dreaded “primitive root wiener”?? Brother Rod is gone but never truly forgotten.
makes me wonder about his rod
The number of times I gasped out loud…good god
Ive never been this grateful for my nearly 5 incher
4.75 incher here brother stay strong
Nearly 5 inches sounds better. Makes me feel better
The phrase "an evil root" gave me Rod Dreher whiplash.
Needed Stavros on this episode
fellas, don't you hate going to the dick mechanic?
you just know they're intentionally fucking up your tubes and levers down there so you have to come back in 6 months, and it's all because you didn't spring for the Truecoat™️ sealant the first time around
It's harder for me I have a German dick so I can only go to mechanics who are licensed/qualified to work on European exports and those guys always charge more
@@akumakorgar you think that's bad try having a dick from a country that no longer exists.
@@thesargs Skoda made pretty good dicks in their day
They install that Truecoat at the factory, there's really nothing we can do
"I'd worry less about the surgery, and more that you'd angered a witch."
😂😂😂
Going from Eric Adams shenanigans to *this* in the span of one episode hit me like a truck
A truck full of improvised shoddy penis implants
As soon as they started describing the "silver haired urologist" inventing "penuma" my brain conjured the titanic submarine billionaire
These submarine jokes aren't funny anymore get new material 🥱
I listened to this episode on a fine bicycle ride last weekend, on one of the few smokeless days we enjoyed. i said aloud thing like "ohhhh noooo" and "ahhhhhh!" and other things of that nature
leg lengthening and this are BBLs for men. but hey, rush hour is a good consolation
If you haven't listened to this yet, STOP. Don't do it. Heed my advice and turn away. It's too late for me, but you can be spared, stranger.
I was planning to write this exact same comment, almost verbatim, which is kind of scary. Anyways, good job
ARE YOU SURE? I'M 2.5 MINUTES IN.
I think women could learn something listening to it. fuck if I know what
@@QGfk1 for us it's just endlessly entertaining hearing men react to this sort of thing. It's an insecurity we don't have, and just plain funny to watch it go down in men.
That being said, my condolences to the victims. They didn't deserve that. But I just can't say I understand the thing with men where their whole sense of worth and identity seems to be centered directly in their genitals.
@@ms_accelI imagine it’s like how women can be sensitive about their weight or appearance in general.
This is how RFK got his voice
many such cases
That billionaire went out worse than Stan Chera.
Add this one to the recent wacky ways billionaires will Darwin themselves with instead of being able to enjoy their very comfortable lives.
This is some GTA infomercial bullshit right here
It takes a true horror of man to make one feel sympathy for a defense contractor
Can’t recommend making breakfast while listening to this
The way Felix loses it when Will does that Master P parody
this episode sponsored by manscaped
Seems like perfectly reasonable thing to listen to it 7 in the morning
5:50 for me, sure, ill start the morning this way, why not
Same here listening during my 6 am shift
9a.m.
full volume on speakers
windows wide open
the people need to hear this
This is what broke up Crowders marriage, right?
Yea. Hilary got tired of the corners.
this made me double over in pain
I don't know how they read that out loud without gagging, I once clicked on the wikipedia page for "Meatotomy" because I thought it was a funny sounding word and I haven't been the same since
This is horrifying, but 19:00 might be Will's finest moment ever. I strongly suspect he subjected the guys to this reading just for that joke. (and he was right to)
Body dysmorphia is just odd because you could have nothing but good experiences with partners & still dislike yourself, don’t think I’d ever consider surgery for any of it though
I couldn't be happier with my results! I'm going forhe world record!
This is the most horrifying accounts I have heard in my life. So sorry for all those folks :(
I have a true kok horror story. I am a ex con. Many moons ago I spent a considerable time in the New York State Prison System. I was at Attica State Prison when my classification dropped from Maximum Security to Medium Security. They shipped me next door to a medium security prison called Wyoming Correctional Facility. So I went from living in a cell to living in sixty man dormitories. Anyway every day they would randomly call a different group of guys down to the administration building for urinalysis drug testing. Guys would panic if they were dirty. I seen all kinds of different ways people would try to beat that fkin test. Anyway one day they called a friend of mine and he was dirty. He got the bright idea to take powdered bleach cleaning stuff and he was shoving it up the hole of his dik thinking that the bleach would burn out whatever was in there. Not only did it not work but his dik got infected. It blew up the size of two grapefruits. He almost lost it. Thank God the antibiotics worked and the swelling went down.
I refuse to like this comment lest my reaction to reading this be seen as anything other than horror.
@@raven_g6667 That’s a true story. What I forgot to say is it was the next day that he told all of us what he did and he was afraid to go to the clinic for help. We had to scream on him and tell him what the eff is wrong with you. He’s fretting about worrying about getting in trouble and his you know what is the size of a cantaloupe all infected. It was a miracle that he recovered and didn’t lose it. He went to solitary confinement for a dirty urinalysis anyway with a extra charge of tampering. I’ve seen the craziest sht in there.
Really over cis people calling me mutilated for having top surgery and then doing stuff like this
you are also mutilated :)
what the fuck is with these replies, you are absolutely not mutilated for having a body that you are more comfortable with.
@@greatgaddafisghost6388 your brain is mutilated
@@greatgaddafisghost6388based ghaddafi
Yeah cis people are doing this like CRAZY! You can't actually be cis if you don't mutilate your cock, we won't accept you, we will just mock you mercilessly, and tell catty jokes about you. Hahaha
Wait did I hear that bit towards the beginning right, that it primarily increases the *flaccid* length of your dick?
What...what does that even accomplish?
Growers also want to be showers..
better dick pics to send employees
Love the sounds of horror the guys are making 😂
This hurt my entire body
the razorblades comment made my body physically wretch and it only got worse from there
I became the high pitched singing cowboy meme
Also, 16:16 is why I will hear no conversation about 'Felix is soooo unfunny'. 🔫🎆🤣
“I gave up comparing genitals back in the schoolyard.“-Max Schumacher
Maybe this one should've remained safely behind a paywall
Oh holy shit, I don’t usually get that grossed out by medical stuff but the descriptions in this made me light headed.
Felix must’ve saw one of many Peter North films and felt ashamed.
Felix is penultimate
Episode 747 (the "Jumbo" episode).
The irony is delicious
22:20
6.5 inches isn't in the middle of the bell curve, though. It's around 2 standard deviations above average.
it's like the 6'1 of dick size, technically above average but seen as the desirable end of the 1st SD. stav's dick is technically bang average and he's made a career of talking about having a little penis. but I'm with you, I was waiting for some mention of the fact that most of these guys had normal or maybe barely below average dicks but hearing that the dude was in a long term relationship and had a nice hog was brutal
You bring your Bell Curves, I’ll bring mine.
I mean, to be fair, I’ve never met a guy with an actually small dick that had any sort of neurosis about it. I’ve met plenty who are within an inch of 6 (on either side) who are fucking obsessed with it
6 1/2 is above average. 6 and over is above average.
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Because lots of those small dick guys don't even mention it out of shame.
They needed to bring Stavros in for this episode lol
As an expert in the field, I would not recommend this surgery
how much would it cost to get a 3rd ball? not out of insecurity but bc it would be a cool party trick and probs get me free drinks at the bar
How about 4balls and 2 schlongs?
@@jessejames8900There's actually a dude with two dicks..
You’re not supposed to show your balls at a bar
3-T Scrote
I don't think I have ever heard Felix laugh this hard
Goddamn dude I wasn't ready for the body horror. I'm on a bus, yo, not cool
my tummy hurt
Tastes like burning
Comparison is the thief of joy
'cursed by god with being Irish'
hold up pal, Cumtown taught me Liam Neeson and Colin Farrel are hung
the Black Irish
This reminds me of a true horror story where a doctor in a American prison was doing medical experiments on the prisoners like replacing their tests with ones from bulls and the prisoners members were all rotting and falling off.
I need a source. I want to read about this depravity on my own time.
Hell, a century ago there was this fake doctor who was sewing goat testicles into men's scrotums (PRE ANTIBIOTICS) and charging $700 for the procedure (around $50,000 in today's money) as a cure for impotence and it was _wildly_ popular
@@fkrkf Dr John Brinkley: The GOAT
This segment triggered me hard. I had to stop listening to it at work and sit down for while to not pass out. I guess I have a surgery phobia or something.
no man, it was TOUGH to hear
Never have I ever got a penis enlargement surgery
Same
good slop, thanks
At the end of the day it’s about loving yourself and respecting your body the way it is. Anathema to capitalism which says there is always something you can do.
Yeah just love yourself, and get used to it, youll be loving yourself a lot.
@@octosalias5785would that be a _bad_ thing?
@@octosalias5785😂
@@UntoTheBreach24 I think the only people who would think its a good thing to waste your life either alone or in shallow flings are people who have had so many hook ups that they become bored and now live in a quiet cottage drinking tea with their cats.
If you enjoy that, great. Some of us suffer in loneliness for decades at a time and I doubt you know what thats like.
@@octosalias5785 lol unfortunately I do know what it's like. But bro I thought we were talking about loving yourself. It wouldn't be a bad thing to love yourself in spite of the loneliness and negativity from others. But it is hard to do that for yourself. I'm certainly not good at it.
For what it's worth I'm sorry you have a 4.5-inch penis and that you get shit for it. You are being kind of a baby in TH-cam comments so of course people are going to antagonize you, but it's not cool to be demeaned over dick size. There really are lots of people out there who don't care and I hope you meet more of them, but I'm not gonna tell you what to feel.
“It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean.”
i read this article when it was posted and good god, it made me physically ill! listening to it on chapo, though... well, it was a little easier, lol.
I'm ready for a Teeth-esque body horror live action reenactment of this episode.
Not the rockinest of dude moments
Gorillas are hung like fruit bats 🦇
Gorillas are real men
God never before have I been so grateful for my 5.2 inches
Tell us your cock is 5.2 inches without telling us your cock is 5.2 inches
@@finished6267 I think he did tell us
@@finished6267😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is hypothetically legal in florida, but bottom surgery for trans people is illegal tho. amazing
The DNC can turn Florida blue if they follow Felix's micropenis platform.
All trans surgeries are surgeries that were first developed for cis people
What no woman has ever said: « my, that’s a fine looking scrotum »
My woman likes to feel and hold mine ..idk maybe women do but not verbally say it
It’s a gay thing. Not joking
@@alecproulx2969 it mainly is but I heard they use fluids to oversized them .
I mean I'm a woman and I definitley, uh, have preferences...I'd still run for the hills if you me you got a scrote implant.
@@Remorsefullyhumble saline solution i’m pretty sure
Shaytân-e-Bozorg said Khomeini four decades ago about America. No one has ever proved him wrong.
Black Folk have been saying whites are satanic for 9000 years now. Stop pretending like the Persians invented that.
@@Silvashootsdo both of you wear helmets in public that match your drool guards? Be honest
@@PocketGatoSleeps wipe the milk outta your eyes -- that's called hair. I know most Cro-Magnons lose it before they're 20 but come on.
@@ryansilva1274 was this an attempt at a joke? I’m guessing youre the third stooge coming to defend your other autistic friends?
I read the article and it got even more horrifying. The reason "Mick" lost sensation in his glans was because Elist used mesh to attach the implant to areas which have many nerve endings.
For what it's worth, the only successful penis surgery I'm aware of was on Ripley's Believe It Or Not. Dude lost his penis to cancer, got it replaced with one of his middle fingers. Which I guess is a replacement, not an enhancement.
He takes "Fuck you" to another level.
He takes "giving someone the finger" to a whole new level.
This guy manicures his cock for fucks sakes.
It's like a horror movie: "hey bitch, small my finger"!
"Screams"!!!
Recently actually there’s been new penis grafting/ bionic penis? Surgery advancements.
Look up about guys with penis’ on their arms.
certainly wasn't Gouverneur Morris
6:28 as a guy with big balls, there are women that actually like them.
Yea. I'm bi and I don't mind some pendulous clackers.
Yeah, what broad likes cashew size balls😂😂😂😂😂
Think I just found a new name for my band.
@@CephalicMiasma4 'Pendulous Cashews' called it!!
Instant Chapo classic!
This was a great way to make sure I don't listen to the whole episode
Hogmentation
#godsplan
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this segment made me wish I never had a penis/testicles
God why did I watch it right before lunch 😩
I was planning on rubbing out after I left work today. “I’ll listen to some chapo on the way home tonight! Just started listening to them I like it so far” I thought, naively, “taking in politics from a humorous voice can sometimes cheer me up”. I can’t even get a chub goin after listening to this. Just kickin it with my tiny flaccid penis in my hand, feelin really mixed feelings about my night now :l
Just be grateful you didn't discover you have a botched genital augmentation surgery kink.
Buddy this was the same episode that brought up that Elliot Abrams is being hired by the Biden administration so that definitely should’ve dampened the mood ahead of time.
Don’t tell me what I can and can’t get off to, buddy
Don’t tell me what I can and can’t get off to, buddy
Don’t tell me what I can and can’t get off to, buddy
Don't
If Terrance Howard can make it so can you
As a plastic surgeon specializing in penis reduction i just
I need more info. This isn't a joke or anything. I am genuinely curious. Please elaborate.
Alright, I just got my Big Bite from 711 and ready for lunch, let's see what this episode has to say. Hope it's good.
I got two Big Bites today, gonna be double fisting them.
God. Reminds me of when I was jobless and that's all I could afford for meals. Big bite with drink a s chips. Fuck.
Will doing a silent "H" in Haribro is very on brand.
I think about this comment all the time.....
holy FUCK it was VERY hard to listen to this 😢😢😢 (no pun intended)
God matt's reactions where identical to mine
Is there such a thing as anorexia, but for penis size?
body dysmorphia is the phrase youre thinking of
We used to just call it penis envy, but yea, body dysmorphia.
I’m a trans woman, and I thought my neuroses about my dick was bad…
I'm saving this episode for Halloween
im a mick and my hog is stacked, god must have missed me
I wonder if men realize that this too classifies as gender affirming care
There's a really obvious and mean response to this but I'm not a chud so I won't say it
@@alexjohnson9798that they're affirming the gendered charataristics of what they *are* , and not what they wish they were?
This isn't covered by insurances, so the discourse on gender affirming care doesn't really apply here
@@Jonmad17 regardless if it is covered my insurance, it’s a procedure that lessens a man’s feelings of inadequacy, by altering himself physically to match his perception of his gender presentation
@@moorejim13 i would kill to be cooler in any way honestly. having a whole side of my body be part robotic would greatly lessen my feelings of inadequacy as a man BUT lo even if that were true, I still wouldnt have a tail... i am afraid there arent enough doctors to live up to my high expectations, but simultaneously i refuse to accept myself as just being a normal cis man with a small lineage of family
Penuma numa numa yay
"maiya-HA-ha!" - me, listening to the spicy parts of this
Felix's childhood neurosis about his dick size definitely portended some of what he is currently
6:19 They sold him on the anti-rust coating! 😂
16:33 I mean, look how crazy Kanye got from his mum dying.
Eh.. there's a couple ppl I might wish this on.