@@hillbillysamurai LOL! I’m an army vet so I’m ghetto and get what’s cheap. If they are the same price I weigh it day, light roasts have more caffeine, French roast has the best mid-day taste, Italian roast is like drinking a slurry of the burned to activated charcoal crap that accumulates in the bottom of the oven.
welp he wasn't lying about that Seth Rogan link in the description 😂 I honestly thought that didn't happened, wait am I out of touch wit out of touch celebrities?😩
I think Rogan's point was more "this is a fact of life about living in a big city, not just LA" Like you should know that if you park on the street in any big city your car is probably going to get broken into at some point. Doesn't matter if it's LA, Chicago, NOLA, NYC (if you drive there, you nut), Nashville, Atlanta, Columbus ext. Like it's shitty, but it's a fact of life. Like it's not being out of touch, given most of those breakin's occured when he wasn't famous. I feel it's more in lines with "shit isn't gonna change, deal with it or probably find a new place to live." but also LA is a shithole.
@@wabc2336 Hollywood sucks China’s cock to tap into that billion people market. Ever wondered why so many mediocre Hollywood movies keep making China the savior or portray them in a good light? It’s also why John Cena went to apologize to China for calling Taiwan a country because they were afraid that F10 might get banned in China.
@@wabc2336 China has a massive population so the market there is massive. However the government has a big thing on censorship. So a lot of movies are made. Walking on eggshells so the movie can still be sold to China. This is the main reason why in disney movies, gay characters. Have very little evidence to support it. Because they need to be able to cut those scenes out for china and still have the movie make sense. But they do it for money.
@@drigonfirefox I never heard of China demanding to cut out gay characters lol, source? It is Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and others in the Middle East that cut out gay characters.
As I was watching this I was thinking "the only way this could be better is if these were real tweets and you flashed the screenshots on screen as you said them. Then you basically did just that lol
@@masterchiefiii If ya can't watch an ad without being persuaded, ya might be careful on the internet. For me, and guess most, watch it for the entertainment and to take a break and laugh. And definitely not questioning his morals as society requires money and this was what he worked to do after trying as a post eng student. His decision. And C'mon, ya gotta admit he makes the ads funny too.
2:01 It was at this point I realized that you'd jumped the shark. Even for a parody, this was too ridiculous. And then I followed your link 20 seconds later.
@@horowitz8680 A bit late but Alec Baldwin is an actor. There was an accident in the filming of his next movie where the gun he was holding had real ammo and killed the director of photography.
@@hatsukiohira628 which is doubly funny because he previously claimed that he was the most trustworthy person to have a gun. And because he hit two crewmembers with one bullet.
0:35 good save, once he said that i was counting how many people there were in the room, luckily it's only 5 so they can all be in the same movie and stay in the same area as the guy who probably paid 50,000 for that white shirt because he misplaced the comma and was to lazy to change it back
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This video was gold, truly wish more of it was satirical. I just knew that the “Imagine” thing was going to happen when you took the deep breath, amazing
The fact that the link to seths tweet exists and is in the description its just to good! Also... damn those sponsorships are smoth AF. Almost dont notice them as such
Very funny and quick witted as usual! It's a bad time to be a celebrity with all this woke and cancel culture. Celebs are no longer what they used to be, untouchable royalty. They are really just super rich, with 'unimportant jobs' and very important opinions. 😂
Not really. Nobody forces celebrities to participate in social media. They are doing it to themselves. Specifically movie stars can just do their movies and be payed and live however they want without social media. The moment the enter social media discourse they lose because most people on social media hate money and hate the rich (often for no good reason) and so they lost the moment they entered even when they are right. People treat the rich in a very unfair way. They demand they say something but no matter what they say, they lose. If you ask them to comment on gas prices, if they say it's terrible people will say they are just trying to get clout, and if they say it's not a problem because the context demands it, they will say they are out of touch. No matter what they say, they lose because people are stupid and can't see rich people as people with opinions and beliefs. Sure, they are financially far more secure (not always though because money management is important to both the poor and the rich) and thus they have more options in life, but how does that invalidate their humanity? If the people complaining about celebrities became rich, they would be exactly the same people but with more money. How is a movie star or tv star or CEO any different? My recommendation to celebrities is either to embrace cancel culture to the fullest and stop giving a fk while make sharp arguments or to avoid social media as much as possible. Them having money put a target on their backs automatically cause most people have a toxic relationship with money. Are some of their comments and context in which they say them completely tasteless? Absolutely. Madonna and Gal Gadot are just insane. But god damn if it wasn't a rigged game against them from the start so I still somewhat feel sad for them in general. It's almost discouraged to become rich nowadays because suddenly people will hate you for no good reason (since most people aren't rich, can't be rich and economics is not taught widely in mandatory 12k education,).
@@lescobrandon8443 why is it his fault? You don't expect guns on movie sets to have real bullets in and it's not the responsibility of an actor to know there were live rounds mixed in with the blanks
@@notthebees4961 You clearly don't understand the case. First off, he is trained to handle firearms. He should have checked. Second, he was not to use a firearm that wasn't checked by the armour, in front of him, to prevent these situations. Third. His after incident response isn't consistent with someone who didn't do it on purpose. Any woke cultist who defends Baldwin is a complete hypocrite that should be ashamed of theirselves. Every single person defending him are against the average citizen owning firearms. Every single person saying he should serve jail time for his crime, the minimum being negligence and the maximum being murder with intent, believe more people should be trained in firearm safety. I'm not saying he should be getting life in prison, or anything like that. I'm saying he should serve some jail time for the obvious crime he committed. He killed one person and wounded another. It wasn't because of self defense, but because he skipped protocols put into place for worker safety.
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Every time I see a Zach Star video I can’t believe that guy has this great comedy channel, then every time I see a Zach Star Himself video I can’t believe that guy is a math wizard. No fair that the man can do both
@@zenmode3125 Not in serious films or books though because 4th wall breaks are easily abused. It has it's place for comedic purposes, but you won't watch Joker 2019, The Batman, Castaway, or any other serious film and see 4th wall breaks.
This is my favorite so far. I’ve always loved the writing, but felt the delivery was a little flat. This sketch knocked it out of the park. Well done, dude.
I think gas should be cheaper so that ice caps melt and we can finally bring back mammoths(they've been cryogenically frozen for centuries)... Imagine eating century old dry aged mammoth meat while the peasants are still vegan!
There is a economic incentive to melt the ice caps, and it's not just because every other business plan starts with "step 2: boil the ocean". It is to make all the arctic oil accessible to drilling. That 40% of the world's population get displaced by rising sea levels is merely a bonus.
I thought I remembered this video having a line similar to "If someone gets evicted, why do they complain about it instead of just going to their beach house."
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We need to start a fund raiser to gift Morning Brew to the "Woke" so they can "WAKE UP"!
Morning Brew for the Win!
Annual meeting? There's the Oscars, Golden Globes, Grammys, Emmys, SAG Awards, and probably a few more.
Stellar plug in this vid haha
Signed up!
sounds like a propaganda outfit to me
Never has anyone ever been to encapsulate the fine line of ironic comedy, and cringe. This shit just hits hard af. I love it.
he really is a straight shooter, just like Alec Baldwin.
I like how Stephen Colbert said all the first stuff, but unironically.
‘like uhhh toyoata camry’
‘bless you’
funniest line
“I am a straight shooter, like Alec Baldwin.” 🤣
I have not had coffee shoot out my nose in a long time, thank you!
Dark or medium roast? Your answer determines if you're racist.
I don't even drink coffee and I spat some out at that line
i didnt get it, whos alec baldwin
@@educat1on166 he is an actor who recently shot and killed his camera operator but is super rich so he is getting away with it.
@@hillbillysamurai LOL! I’m an army vet so I’m ghetto and get what’s cheap. If they are the same price I weigh it day, light roasts have more caffeine, French roast has the best mid-day taste, Italian roast is like drinking a slurry of the burned to activated charcoal crap that accumulates in the bottom of the oven.
The fact that he broke the 4th wall to point out that the car break-in actually happened is amazing
Seth Rogan actually said that? I don't care about any celebrity enough to look it up but I am chosing to believe it.
welp he wasn't lying about that Seth Rogan link in the description 😂 I honestly thought that didn't happened, wait am I out of touch wit out of touch celebrities?😩
To be fair, celebrities mostly just touch children.
I think Rogan's point was more "this is a fact of life about living in a big city, not just LA" Like you should know that if you park on the street in any big city your car is probably going to get broken into at some point. Doesn't matter if it's LA, Chicago, NOLA, NYC (if you drive there, you nut), Nashville, Atlanta, Columbus ext. Like it's shitty, but it's a fact of life.
Like it's not being out of touch, given most of those breakin's occured when he wasn't famous. I feel it's more in lines with "shit isn't gonna change, deal with it or probably find a new place to live."
but also LA is a shithole.
Ya, Seth Rogan sucks pretty hard now ngl
well with a subscription of morning brew, you can be in touch with them. touch them even.
intimately.
@@garganchua 😂
"How much do teachers make, like five hundred thousand" bro they barely make a tenth of that around here
Even better, so they only loose 50000 by not working a year, what are they complaining about?
Wooosh.
@@asdads3948 that’s you ;)
That is the joke
Yeah maybe they should have said under a million
"At least we'll always have China."
"Oh you mean Daddy."
I cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
i didn't get this, can someone explain?
@@wabc2336 Hollywood sucks China’s cock to tap into that billion people market. Ever wondered why so many mediocre Hollywood movies keep making China the savior or portray them in a good light? It’s also why John Cena went to apologize to China for calling Taiwan a country because they were afraid that F10 might get banned in China.
@@wabc2336 China has a massive population so the market there is massive. However the government has a big thing on censorship. So a lot of movies are made. Walking on eggshells so the movie can still be sold to China. This is the main reason why in disney movies, gay characters. Have very little evidence to support it. Because they need to be able to cut those scenes out for china and still have the movie make sense. But they do it for money.
@@drigonfirefox I never heard of China demanding to cut out gay characters lol, source?
It is Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and others in the Middle East that cut out gay characters.
@@wabc2336 literally all of the sequel star wars trilogy
As I was watching this I was thinking "the only way this could be better is if these were real tweets and you flashed the screenshots on screen as you said them. Then you basically did just that lol
Calling Celebrities out of touch is so wrong! It implies that theres such a thing as in touch celebrities and we all know thats not true.
I'd argue Nas or Yasiin Bey, Chuck D, Talib Kweli, MF_DOOM, and the like are more in touch than the average person.
Honestly if yk Jack Johnson he’s one of the most down to earth in touch people ever
How about Keanu Reeves? Who doesn't love Keanu Reeves?
You sure? Are you claiming that all celebrities are terrible people?
@@janusgreenway5137 being out of touch doesn't make you terrible
This guy has the best transitions. Not even close. He's the only one that has advertisements that I might listen too.
Ryan George
@@flixytip4571 definetly second
Engineer mentality ; )
Second to Ryan Reynolds 🤣 dude's channel is meant for ads and people willingly go to watch em
@@masterchiefiii If ya can't watch an ad without being persuaded, ya might be careful on the internet.
For me, and guess most, watch it for the entertainment and to take a break and laugh.
And definitely not questioning his morals as society requires money and this was what he worked to do after trying as a post eng student. His decision.
And C'mon, ya gotta admit he makes the ads funny too.
The raw amount of entitled energy in this truly makes it feel like real celebrities having a conversation! Such a good job
“It’s really simple, just buy a Tesla” - Random Celebrity when asked about Gas Prices.
This better be an annual video, I need sequels
"Because she's ginger" lol
Lmfao
2:01 It was at this point I realized that you'd jumped the shark. Even for a parody, this was too ridiculous. And then I followed your link 20 seconds later.
Also, you mentioned there'd be a link in the description of your video and there actually was a link there. Are you sure you're a real TH-camr?
@@YourFunkiness No, this is clearly like, an archangel, or something
He's God himself I think.
@@Nezha_Main occasionally
This channel never disappoints with it's videos. Pure gold
@@dvivc lool how am i a bot account mate?
"Sex trafficking"
"I miss Jeff"
How do you come up with these💀💀
What the hell happened to Jeff? We need more videos about him.
@@Teezy6354 Heard he didn't kill himself.
@@colincheshire6366 Ah. Jeffrey Epstien. I didn't get it.
so, are we not gonna talk about how he called unverified people muggles? lmao
Casually making a 100 x better baldwin joke than pro “comic” any schumer. Loved it lol
Any Schumer sounds much better than Amy Schumer
@@PrimeSuperboy Nah. The way he phrased it could imply that a person just as unfunny as her could exist.
but who is Baldwin?
@@horowitz8680 A bit late but Alec Baldwin is an actor. There was an accident in the filming of his next movie where the gun he was holding had real ammo and killed the director of photography.
@@hatsukiohira628 which is doubly funny because he previously claimed that he was the most trustworthy person to have a gun.
And because he hit two crewmembers with one bullet.
"The more times your car is broken into, the more chances for cool, free stuff." Seth Rogen
0:35 good save, once he said that i was counting how many people there were in the room, luckily it's only 5 so they can all be in the same movie and stay in the same area as the guy who probably paid 50,000 for that white shirt because he misplaced the comma and was to lazy to change it back
"My opinion has been verified"
If there ever was a sentence that sums up Twitter perfectly besides the word cesspit, that is it.
This morning brew email is of 6th April and today is 10th April
Gives us an idea of the time for shooting and editing this man takes
4 days is pretty short for a well made average length skit like this.
When I’m depressed because of one of life’s many issues Zack is there to give me a laugh, thanks Zack keep up the good work also screw celebrities.
"What issues? Can't you just buy a Tesla? If not, just start working and you'll be able to afford one in like 5 minutes."
~Celebrities, probably
true
the only thing i wished they included was Vanessa Hudgens’ “People are going to die, which is terrible...but inevitable?”
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3 days ago?
@@bluesage4329 Because this video was available for members first as they get early videos.
@@Isntlifefunny oh, I thought he was a time Traveller 😂
5:13 casually wiping tears with that $100 bill… great stuff!
It took me a solid two seconds to process the baldwin joke and then I almost spit out my orange juice
Loved how you broke character to say that shit really happened haha love it
This video was gold, truly wish more of it was satirical. I just knew that the “Imagine” thing was going to happen when you took the deep breath, amazing
2:17 its so true *then zach proceeds to talk the auidence aka breaking the fourth wall*
Seth Rogen 4th wall break was great.
God I love this dude. He and Ryan George have to Collab asap. Even if it's on his other equally awesome channel
How does this comment not have 1 mil likes? 🤔
There's is sex trafficking. I miss Jeff and Harvey.
If I had to guess that was supposed to be Andrew.
I think it covers most celebrities
When he called China daddy had to laugh
The fact that the link to seths tweet exists and is in the description its just to good! Also... damn those sponsorships are smoth AF. Almost dont notice them as such
Wow, so early that the comment section looks like my sexual history.
I almost spit out my water reading this
Thats a weird way of writing “first”
That's one way of saying it's empty
This nearly six minutes of roasting celebrities is so hard you might want to watch out because Will Smith might come slap you.
He's in the cookoo house. We don't have to worry about him lol 🤣
I just discovered this channel, fkin gold
You're never gonna want to leave
@@antonfeirer I agree, quality stuff
Rewatching this in November 2022 and the first 5 seconds already hit different
Very funny and quick witted as usual! It's a bad time to be a celebrity with all this woke and cancel culture. Celebs are no longer what they used to be, untouchable royalty. They are really just super rich, with 'unimportant jobs' and very important opinions. 😂
Not really. Nobody forces celebrities to participate in social media. They are doing it to themselves. Specifically movie stars can just do their movies and be payed and live however they want without social media. The moment the enter social media discourse they lose because most people on social media hate money and hate the rich (often for no good reason) and so they lost the moment they entered even when they are right.
People treat the rich in a very unfair way. They demand they say something but no matter what they say, they lose. If you ask them to comment on gas prices, if they say it's terrible people will say they are just trying to get clout, and if they say it's not a problem because the context demands it, they will say they are out of touch. No matter what they say, they lose because people are stupid and can't see rich people as people with opinions and beliefs. Sure, they are financially far more secure (not always though because money management is important to both the poor and the rich) and thus they have more options in life, but how does that invalidate their humanity? If the people complaining about celebrities became rich, they would be exactly the same people but with more money. How is a movie star or tv star or CEO any different?
My recommendation to celebrities is either to embrace cancel culture to the fullest and stop giving a fk while make sharp arguments or to avoid social media as much as possible. Them having money put a target on their backs automatically cause most people have a toxic relationship with money.
Are some of their comments and context in which they say them completely tasteless? Absolutely. Madonna and Gal Gadot are just insane. But god damn if it wasn't a rigged game against them from the start so I still somewhat feel sad for them in general. It's almost discouraged to become rich nowadays because suddenly people will hate you for no good reason (since most people aren't rich, can't be rich and economics is not taught widely in mandatory 12k education,).
Imagine believing that, "cancel culture" is being run by the out of touch celebrities.
The biggest flex in the video is when he pulls out his TI-84 plus to do simple math
Voyage 200
guess it’s a good time to tell you i love you’re videos!!
yOuR*
Was having a shitty day. Thanks zach. This made my day haha
This was great. Sometimes the jokes were so subtle that I almost missed them. Amazing lol.
I love how Zach does his ads
Alec Baldwin can't catch a break 😂
Nor should he.
@@lescobrandon8443 why is it his fault? You don't expect guns on movie sets to have real bullets in and it's not the responsibility of an actor to know there were live rounds mixed in with the blanks
@@notthebees4961 basic firearms safety. If he followed any of the rules he wouldn't have killed somone and wounded another.
@@notthebees4961 You clearly don't understand the case. First off, he is trained to handle firearms. He should have checked. Second, he was not to use a firearm that wasn't checked by the armour, in front of him, to prevent these situations. Third. His after incident response isn't consistent with someone who didn't do it on purpose.
Any woke cultist who defends Baldwin is a complete hypocrite that should be ashamed of theirselves. Every single person defending him are against the average citizen owning firearms. Every single person saying he should serve jail time for his crime, the minimum being negligence and the maximum being murder with intent, believe more people should be trained in firearm safety.
I'm not saying he should be getting life in prison, or anything like that. I'm saying he should serve some jail time for the obvious crime he committed. He killed one person and wounded another. It wasn't because of self defense, but because he skipped protocols put into place for worker safety.
@@notthebees4961 because he shot two people
Being in this guy's brain for a week would be one hell of a vacation!
“I know some of those words”. I nearly had a stroke laughing at this.
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Every time I see a Zach Star video I can’t believe that guy has this great comedy channel, then every time I see a Zach Star Himself video I can’t believe that guy is a math wizard. No fair that the man can do both
You should look up Matt Parker. He does stand-up maths.
bruh, the seth rogan parody killed me
I mean it wasn't parody but fact
He literally did say that. Elites are actual idiots.
As a celebrity, I take offense to this. I know what it’s like to be a “normal” person. My chauffeur tells me all about his life when I let him talk.
The wheel spin is great
The wheel spin to decide the issue he cares about is Twitter: A Summary.
2:13 breaking the 4th wall typically is frowned upon, but I think Zach is slowly mastering it as an art.
Frowned upon? How so? Most people I know love it.
@@zenmode3125 Not in serious films or books though because 4th wall breaks are easily abused. It has it's place for comedic purposes, but you won't watch Joker 2019, The Batman, Castaway, or any other serious film and see 4th wall breaks.
1:30 TI calculators can do everything now.
This is my favorite so far. I’ve always loved the writing, but felt the delivery was a little flat. This sketch knocked it out of the park. Well done, dude.
Every single one of the shirts in this video were golden that's an amazing attention to detail
2:46 teachers and nurses only making about $500k per year
1:15 is how the rich people choose who runs for president
You did well with the scriptwriting on this one! Very good!
Hey at least it was a Toyota Camry and not a 2014 Honda Civic. That shit will get your landlord to call his friend to laugh about it, in front of you
"at least we'll always have China" "Oh you mean daddy?" best quote ever
Not only he's good at math teaching and comedy, he's also amazing at marketing 10/10
That alec Baldwin shi caught me off guard lmfaooooo
This is so funny and triggering at the same time that it is close to offending me
I've watched a lot of your videos, but this might just be the best one you've made imho. a++
This whole video is so truthful but yet so outta pocket 😭😭😭😭
“What do they make, $500,000?” Fucking died
Are you even a person if you can't have a conversation with 3 of yourself?
No
I can only do it with 2 of me
@@alex2005z You poor soul. Is that the thing these so called "Charities" go for?
@@iyar220 what? I completely missed the joke
@@alex2005z The entire video is about out of touch celebrities with no sense for what's considered poor.
Zach being a potter head is enough for me to sub to this channel
I think gas should be cheaper so that ice caps melt and we can finally bring back mammoths(they've been cryogenically frozen for centuries)... Imagine eating century old dry aged mammoth meat while the peasants are still vegan!
There is a economic incentive to melt the ice caps, and it's not just because every other business plan starts with "step 2: boil the ocean".
It is to make all the arctic oil accessible to drilling.
That 40% of the world's population get displaced by rising sea levels is merely a bonus.
Thats how you hold white wine, red wine should be held at the base of the glass. (Random Stuff I Know For Some Reason)
"That made so much sense I'm slightly aroused." That is my new favorite line of all time
I love the part where celeberties dont realise infoation means their money is worth less in the first place
the Baldwin line made me break out in laughter
amazing video and the ad transitions are amazing. good work Zach.
You have to be so intelligent to pretend to be this stupid cx if that makes sense...
I love this lmao perfect.
"Unlike traditional media, it's concise, witty, and informative" - describes a newspaper. >.>
There are too many amazing lines in this to quote just one, I don’t know how you do it
this was literally amazing thank you for this content
Always love ur sponsors actually useful lmao
The ending was great~!
This was done so well I hate nearly every one of your personas equally. Great job! :D
That's... x}
Also, nice fourth wall wreck at 2:20 !
Not only was this hilarious and true, but kudos on the shilling of Morning Brew😂
Something is up here, all those people are drinking from the same wine glass...
Lmao I recognized that Seth Eagan tweet immediately, what was that a couple months ago? Good on you to remind me.
I thought I remembered this video having a line similar to "If someone gets evicted, why do they complain about it instead of just going to their beach house."
“That makes all much sense I’m slightly aroused” is my new favorite Zach star quote
That last part “Gotta make that money 😏” 😂😂😂
That red carpet joke was so funny🤣
I was going to send this to everyone I know, but then half the video turned into an ad and ended all the funny.
I'm about to install Morning Brew because of your ad
This conversation reminds me of the conversation in american psycho where they compare cards
The irony of "out of touch" people having regular annual meetings
Had to hit the hospital up cause of all them savage burns
I was on the floor as soon as I heard the knife bit, because I remember when it happened
I love how the Morning Brew ad is the only stretch where they actually sound like they know something lmao