Return to MONKE Simulator
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- Come with me. Abandon humanity. Leave behind this life of "social media" and "student loans" and return to MONKE. Ancestors will show you the way.
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i want this as a series so badly- it’s the perfect game for mark to just fuck around and be monke
Same it would be very E fun
monke
Yes
I want him to make a 15+ part series
Mark barely knows how to be a monkey. It's about time he learns.
Mark on Valentine’s Day throughout the years:
2017: A Date With Markiplier
2018: Fall In Love With Markiplier
2021: M O N K E
E
evolution at its finest
E K N O M
Date with Markiplier: Nah
Heist with Markiplier: Keep going
MONKEE Simulator in 2021: Now we talkin baby!!!!
*_M O N K E_*
*Mark:* "My poor baby bones!"
_Little did he know, that one day he would have the thickest bones_
Brings back memories
@@friedmonkeywrench8844 truly does
@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! no
Fueled only by the purest corn water and thick-its
So many bots lol
Mark, every single game: *I don’t need a tutorial!*
Also Mark: *IF ONLY THE GAME WOULD TELL ME HOW TO PLAY*
It's true though
flamingo does the same thing lol
*After* picking the mode without a tutorial...
Oooooh, I’d definitely want this to be a series. The evolution isn’t in the apes but in Marks learning of the controls 😂
I agree this would be a good series game
*Epic music from 2001 space odyssey monkey scene plays for Mark the moment he starts learning the controls for the first time* :3
So.. still in the apes
I think he'll need to turn the tutorial back on for that to happen, he learned more in 1 minute with the tutorial than he did in the first 22 minutes, haha
@@angelmcfarland1189 AND THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA
I agree with many in the comments. This should be a series.
It is a cooll game but you know what better seing mark playing little nightmares 2
Yes
Trust me you don't want this game to be a series. All you do in this game is just the same thing over and over and over for hours, until you get to the end.
Some people might not agree with me but thats my opinion about this game.
His brain ain’t big enough to figure out what to do
Ya
Mark: i don’t know what im doing
Game: here’s what you need to do
Mark: fack off am big smort monkee
That’s him in just about every game he plays.
Mark: disables tutorial on game he's never played
Also Mark: I don't know what I'm doing
BRUH this has my sensors blown up!!
@Markiplier’s Simp yes monke
yes
Damn shame there's only 1 episode. I just started playing this and i love how its LITERALLY a fuck around and find out type game. Literally monkey see rock. Monkey smack rock together. Rock break. Make new rock. Sharper rock. Monkey take stick. Monkey make stick sharp stick. Monkey.
Similar boat. What an amazing game.
We need mark monke time to be a recurring series. Watching him channel his inner heehoo is so entertaining
WE NEED HEEHOO RETURN!
No bot
More mark monkey time!!!
@@Thewatcher-ej6qv yes I am sick of the subscribe to me things but i WANT A LETS PLAY OF THIS GAME ITS SO INTERESTING
ვინი
Honestly I wouldn't mind a playthrough of this, it seems like mark enjoys it
Mark = Monke
Because it's his natural habitat
It's difficult but once you fully understand the mechanics it's very addictive.
Monkeyplier
God yes. I love this game!
Alternate title: "Mark discovers why games have tutorials - Part 347"
This game gives almost no tutorial. It tells you like 8 buttons and then you literally have to figure everything out
@@adambartley-v3r still would've been useful XD and an objective
@@adambartley-v3r I can tell you that it’s leagues easier with a HUD, which is also something he opted out of
Its crazy less than 1 percent of people who bought the game beat it on xbox
@@iZayaXVII what even IS the actual 'end' of this game?
Mark: "After the channel goes, Unus Annus is dead. It's gone."
Also Mark: "What should I name my monkey? ..... *Hee hoo* "
i vaguely remember something called hee hoo in unna annus,can u please jog me mory
@@hiesen-iw2mm it was part of the like nature week they did where they did a finding hee hoo which was like a parody of all those finding bigfoot shows, mark was heehoo in the vid
@@arktos6850 jesus i rememeber now
damn its only been a few years and im already starting to forgot unnas annus
@@hiesen-iw2mm scary how easy it is to forget, if not for things like this to remind me i dont know if id remember a lot of the things they did in unus annus
Ah, Mark is finally admitting his addiction to simulator games
Yes
Yes finally XD
Honestly, same
Him trending for playing a game that is not newly released hopefully gave him his answer. We want more MONKE
Detroit become....MONKE
@@nicomace3414 I rejected my humanity jojo!
human destroy, monke create, reject humanity(bad) return to monke (gud)
sadly im a cat :/
it was only august 2020
@@Y.M... what?
"why be a simp, when you could be a chimp?
Reject humanity. Return to monke."
I wish we could it was a simple time where i did not exist
Monke say good words
I want monke feet
Tell that to einstein
We pimp chimping
Mark please there is so much potential to make this a series we're begging
Mark: "Fuck off tutorial, I already know all that I need to know!"
Mark 3 seconds later: "Now if I could only figure out how to get that kid off my back."
Funny, cause having them with you is actually the most beneficial way to progress! 🤣😂
Every parent ever.
@@tadejdobric8539 ?
@@Drheims Yes
@@tadejdobric8539 How old are you?
The fact that this doesn't say "episode one" scares me. I want more Mark monke simulator
@No Man's Sky YESSSSS
Episode 2: Return to return to monke.
@@RuyVuusen It kinda worries me when he decides to not give a blank about a game, yet let's plays it anyway and just blows through it. I miss when he had an investment in this stuff. That all said, this game is beautiful. Anybody remember EVO from Super Nintendo?
@@wren7195 no
@@uno9915 It's a game. :) On Super Nintendo.
(But it's like a 16 bit version of this concept)
I would really like to see a series of this game, even if Mark doesn’t know how to play
Especially if Mark doesn't know how to play
Especially if he doesn’t learn how to play
Especially if he doesn’t learn during playing
I feel like that makes it better!
That would be so awesome!!
Mark choosing the “no HUD” difficulty and then not knowing any of the controls for the entire video is definitely something he would do…
Amy: It’s Valentine’s day, do you wanna do-
Mark: M O N K E
"Very poor choice of words..."
@@wittymchitty monke
@@wittymchitty no Mark, I don’t want to do monke.
@@buttermebuns6974 we need to do M O N K E Amy
@@wittymchitty monke
"Markiplier's for the kids" *Leaves a child in a gigantic birds nest and takes a nap*
With two other dead heehoos
Yes
PFT
@@mags2400 88ju98 o
@TheBigBadWolf You better subscribe to marki or else.
Mark: *plays monke game*
start of game: "mom gone....Think about mom....Regret"
Ride mom. life good. mom fight bird. bird kill mom. mom gone. think about mom. regret.
@@ringsideross4770 ride... mom?
@@ringsideross4770 "ride mom"
Together strong , alone , die , regret
Mark, watching the beginning scene where all the animals are killing each other: **freaks out**
Me, eating a sandwich: nature be that way doe.
Markiplier: "Who needs tutorials"
Also markiplier "I have no idea how to breathe"
Also Also Markiplier: Look at the little baby... Now look at the BIG BABY! *(WAH!)*
The key is to think like a waterfall or better yet the ocean 🤣
He also said that in ASDF!😆
everyone needs tutorials but back then turtorials never existed so ppl had to learn the hard way instead of the easy way
Same now with the new horror game 😂
This was HeeHoos origin, his first version, this is what mark reverted to in the forest while Ethan and a camera crew had to hunt him down
For some reason this makes me sad and nostalgic.
69th like!
And later Ethan created a mystery meat empire
@@thegongoozler5920 sadly leaving his 47 foster raccoons fatherless
@@ranibowsprimkle1905
Don't forget the wolf pack he left behind.
"Apes together strong" is literally every playthrough of mark, wade and bob
It is tho
@@Dragnulls wtf man
Imagine this game multiplayer with Bob and Wade.
@@Dragnulls Is that really necessary here?
@@ozzywalker609 no but its a good emberesing comment to cringe and laugh at night depending on whether you're the reader or our not so good friend Spatza
Mark saying "Get the god damn frog!" reminded me of whenever I see a frog and I immediately drop what I'm doing to catch the frog.
bruh Lixian putting in the scream when the fish falls from the waterfall got me
It’s my favorite scream type
i got to tears laughing xD
@@thewolfgamer6162 it really got me in one of the try not to laughs. Think it was the nice howling at the moon bits. There’s also the Full Metal Jacket screams for that bit too
@@donovanmcadams4170 it was actually from the fish hat, the one made of paper and the guy puts it on his head if I remember correctly it was try not to laugh 15
@@donovanmcadams4170 what brand is your skateboard
Everyone: Celebrating valentines with their loved one
Mark: *Reject humanity, return to monke*
Me: Celebrating my birthday
@@moonnagmai9851 happy birthday
@@faithlacour4430 I second this
Lol
Me: Celebrating nothing
On behalf of everyone who has watched this:
Yes, we want more.
For real
yes we want more
Monke G🅰️🆖
Cheers 🍻
so true
seriously Lixian is a champ. these edits add so much to the videos
Here's a question for thought. Which is worse: That Markiplier abandoned a baby, or that Markiplier abandoned a baby *as a distraction* ?
Either way, mark can make it much worse
Yes
A noble sacrifice for salvation
i have a better question. did Mark's ancestors fall down from the trees like he did?
@@birjarualin890 yes, thats how he became such a *gonious*
Anyone else fuckin die at the sound of that fish being yeeted off the waterfall.
The fish
Absolutely
That fish had such a bad day.
At least it didn't last long
Dont tell my students but fax😁
Time stamp?
You can thank lixian
My favourite way to describe this game is:
"It's not about figuring out where your last brain cell went.
It's about figuring out where your *first* brain cell went."
This should've been my senior quote, but no....I had to go with a song lyric that almost sounds like depression
@@animegurlmbp and that is?
While trying to also figure out where that first brain cell came from
Their the same thing though?
monke
The subreddit for this game is just return to monke memes, and it's great.
Mark: * literally has a Scary Games series *
Also Mark: this is the scariest game I've ever played!
over 600 scary game videos
@@colinhumphrey252 RIGHT!!! HAHAHA
More!!!!
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me such a loser
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me loser. 2K goal for only this comment not your youtube channel
Alternate Title: Mark learns how scary it is to be a part of a food chain for 30 minutes
Seems legit.
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me stfu
Rain World Monke version
Mark: Takes every simulator game seriously
Also Mark: *turns the game into hard mode immediately*
Ya'll got 420 likes fool, das pretty noice.
@@kharnyx8884 I missed it.. it's at 423
@@isassin Worry not brother, for it is the effort that truly counts.
I'm a little sad that Mark never played this again. At least on recording.
*Day 5 of being abandoned at the treetop:* "Today my family visited me again, only to clean herself with some plant infront of me, taunting me. Afterwards she left me yet again. Can't wait to die."
😂😂😂🤣🤣
That's amazing 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Monkey business.
Lol
mark: hee hoo.... heehoo...
me: *getting flashbacks of mark but being naked * oh no...
Hepass
O-O
there's no proof of that...the memory/halucination exists only in our collective brains
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONUS!
Same
If there's one thing I learned from Markiplier is to always do the tutorial.
tuturial
@@-chippedstars-2889 no, tutorial.
@@theemperor-wh40k18 its a joke, mark says it like tuturial
@@-chippedstars-2889 there new its ok
@Masked Pariah well from me actually playing the game, it just explains what the heck everything does, and he turned on no UI, so you can’t see what the controls are, or any of the information stuff that it tells you.
Mark: confused
Also mark: selects no tutorial
"We live in the society"
"Return to monke"
Hey bro, not self promotion but i made a clean cod video and I thought maybe you could leave a like and give me your opinion on it? ❤️”!
Yes
@@NAXTY no
All the people who comment here are small fish.
Too weak! (Laughs).
If you're watching a video, learn something, you low-life!
@@NAXTY no stfu
Mark: *sees thorny bush*
Also Mark: *runs headfirst into it*
He used to play with the bee bush, this is nothing.
A fellow ANNUS. Glad to see your mark.
He needs to see if his body can handle it
He's not a masochist.
Get rid of the t
I’d watch more of this.
Me: “Why did you save me?”
Mark: “Hmm...Hee-hoo.”
Hmm
I would love to see Mark play more of this and see how much he can evolve
Markiplier: *names the monke heehoo*
Unus Annus fans: *Heehoo intensifies*
we dont speak of that...
The golden age has passed friend...momento mori
heehoo?
@Malachi Mabry The point wasn't to forget it though...
@Malachi Mabry memento mori literally means remember death, so we should remember the joy we had during unus annus and remember its death :,)
He really missed the opportunity to say "Me am Monkeyplier"
I know
I said the same thing
yeah he did hahahah
xD xD xD
Lol
This looks like a cool game
it's on console too 40 bucks and tbh I don't think it's worth the price. But if you think it looks fun I say go for it. Gets boring after a while but it might've just not been a game for me.
Go play it bro
I think it’s alright, but it’s $40 on the ps4
Hello verified guy
@Overly Excited Fool Yea, I've got a friend who was really hyped to get the game and after playing it she was so disappointed by missing features which were promised that she wrotes a mail to the devs thanking them and asking if there were planned updates.
The answer was a big NO and a big "you didn't understand the point of the game who are you to judge us ?"-like answer. :l
She got a prehistoric archeology degree and is now HATING the game.
I wish Mark would keep playing this, I wanna see how much more disastrous this will go 🤣🤣
Mark : "oh god I'm a terrible ape"
Makes sense, he is king of the squirrels not king of the Monke
And the king of five nights at Freddys
He will eventually rule monke
Why the hell the scp universe talking something not matter with them ...what about go find bigfoot
@@Beast_Goblin99 ah yes the
*KING*
Of Five Nights At Freddy's
I have never wanted, no, NEEDED a series such as this, this is by far the best thing ever.
Mark: *”Me Am M o n k e y”*
10/10 Intro👏
I am not one to correct spelling, but... It's spelled M O N K E
@@bread8095 MONKE
Possibly the best
Would love to see this become a series. It's also designed to be played with a controller, so him playing with a mouse and keyboard just made the gameplay slightly more difficult. I want to see more of the HeeHoo Clan
"Am I going to have to engage in crazy monkey sex?"
-Markiplier, February 14th 2021
Lol it’s even funnier because it Valentine’s Day 😂
@@Ok_Friend-il9of yes
mark is too far gone into monke culture
HAPPY VALTNINES HERES SOME CRAZY MONKE SAX
@@chickengod3957 this made me imagine a monkey playing a saxophone on valentine's day
Game: you want us to tell you how to play?
Mark: ef off
Mark 5 seconds later: if only the game would tell me how to play
LITERALLY lmao
The point of this game is that it doesn't tell you anything and Mark still decided to avoid the tiny amount of help they give you.
I play with the total assistance it's still barely anything
@@laurabateman4613 the game really isn't that hard. You just need to keep trying stuff out and having babies. Rinse and repeat.
@@romy5154 oh I know 🙂 I've currently had as many babies as I can as both females that can reproduce have both had two babies just gotta recruit some more members and do some more exploring
Everyone: spending valentines with their loved ones
Mark: playing a monkey game
Me:in my bedroom watching mark play a monkey game
Lol I'm with my dog on valentine's not my valentine lol but having fun watching mark have a good valentine's day buddy
Same
I do kinda both
Me: playing games all day and watching mark with my best friend
Same.
Mark: Well I don't have adult supervision...
Me: too soon man..
Everyone one else: *playing Little Nightmares 2*
Mark: *M O N K E*
This game is a masterpiece from 2019
“Am I going to have to engage in crazy monkey sex!?”
14/2/21- Markiplier
Wth
@F**UСК МЕ PLÈАSE !!! WTF
Quack
@F**UСК МЕ PLÈАSE !!! fun fact, TH-cam was made to be similar to Tinder
Happy Valentine’s Day
It's like Marks brain is evolving along with the monkeys, as he learns how to play the game
Mark’s*
@@jameswent48 tomato tomato
@@jameswent48 It's actually Marks* because "Mark's" is a shorter version of "Mark is". But if your comment was meant to be a joke, sorry I overreacted.
@@Deaconskratter pretty sure his comment wasn't a joke, good job
@@Deaconskratter What? No? You add apostrophe s for possessive nouns. Adding 's could mean either possession or 'is'. What are you smoking? Mark's is the correct one.
I discovered this a year too late, I wish there was a series of this 😭
The main lesson you’ll learn here is to Reject Humanity and Return to Monke.
And be eaten by giant birds? Nah, I'm good!
@@thatguyWan1234 you will be, we all will be.
@@matthewyeldig4608 *a herd of terror bird (the ancestor of the shoebill stork) comes running at you* they've come
Mr. Comment is that a Russian badger reference
@@subtle_snow5337 honestly I thought the title of the video was a Russian Badger reference 😂
OK I died at the screaming of the fish going over the waterfall
you didnt
I died too
@@danthepal4820 2021, here lies Keepfight...ded from unknown fish
@@Keepfight10 Here lies CyanideSquadYT, killed by screaming fish
@@cyanidesquadyt sad sad day...RIP
Fish: *Is dead and flies off of the waterfall*
Fish: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It was just paralyzed from the trauma.
That French text alignment is unfortunate.
Pelle means "clown" in Finnish. So for me, it reads "Je m'ap clown Markiplier". 🤣
"homo HeeHoo"
Knowing the internet and your fans, I bet that theres fanfic about that
Knowing the internet he would probably be canceled just for saying ''homo''
@@antidepressants796 i remember that HeeHoo is the terrestrial and Gangoozler is aqueous
Right when I read homo heehoo witch was your comment he said HOMO HEEHOO
Who else wants to see Mark just make this a while series of man evolving into something that is nightmare fuel
yes
that sounds like a wonderful idea, also i love ur denki pfp lmao
Mark you’re responsible for the survival of our species, sooo no pressure
(We are so fucked y’all)
Yesss
Little nightmares 2 bruh!
Markiplier: *backs out of "total" mode*
Me, who is actually curious about how the game works: NOOOOOOOO
same
Ya me EVERY video
I closed the video at that point. I just knew it'd be smashing my head on the keyboard at that point.
At the very beginning, this is the answer to your question, it’s FUCA (first universal common ancestor).
Aka: Mark discovers that tutorials are indeed helpful.
That's for humans, Return to Monke.
Im sorry, but can we thank lixian for the screaming fish at the start... im absolutely dying of laughter right now
I was NOT prepared for the screaming fish
i thought it was part of the game and didn’t even question it 😭
Time stamp?
@@generalgrievous7620 3:00
Thank you Lixxi!
mark: *has difficulties speaking*
ethan: "you've come in my trap"
And now I can't unsee an image of Ethan gargling Mark's "explosion"
I think "you've come in my trap" is a porn genre.
@@pkmntrainermark8881 About as much as "You've activated my Trap Card" and internet trolls with friendly undertones.*
Edit: *are internet memes. I'M drunk!
12:43 LETS GOOO
He’s dababy
Mark: "So the moral of the story is that everything dies."
Me: pretty much
Report the bot
"So the moral of the story is everything dies."
... well, you sure did implement that moral- for a whole year.
m e m e n t o
m o r i
bad *spays w water* bad
And *nobody* tells Amy
"It's your fault for being born a child"
That sounds like something my dad would tell me
Edit: I'm concerned for you all
Rip
Bro?
Ayo?
Rain is raining tears
Mano?
Mark is the only one who can record himself for 20 minutes doing nonsense before knowing how to play the game
"HOMO HEE HOO"
- Markiplier 2021
HOMO HEE HOO
@@mritten HOMO HEE HOO
@@PorkThePianist HOMO HEE HOO
@@merry1633 HOMO HEE HOO
@@merry1633 HOMO HEE HOO
"Hee Hoo"
I haven't heard that name in ages
Omg i miss the oxygen not included series, only cuz he actually knows how to play the fucking game... Nowadays i stopped watching him cuz of the whole tuturial skipping thing
Memento Mori
@@sageodonlifex_x3041 if you don't like don't watch 😉
Ahhh the mighty HeeHoo has returned!
Thought the same thing :(
Markiplier: "apes together strong"
Also Markiplier:
1:57 of the video if anyone was wondering about the quote
“Mother ya, Father pwu”
“But……but that’s impossible”
Utter betrayal
Mark: hurts the mom monkey by walking straight into a warthog
Mom monkey: gets hurt
Mark: :o _this baby is cursed_
1:14
Mark: “Oasis”
Every Unus Annus Fan: “OASISSSSSSS OASISSSSSS” “Do a back flip”
Memento Mori
OOAASSIIIIIIIIISSS (demonic gargling)
Three mile Mark!
Every Unus Annus stan who won't process the fact that Unus Annus is fuckin dead*. Just wanted to correct ya there!
@@Smollest_Jordie rooaaaarr 😠*punch trough wall*
Me: Laughs
Teacher: What's so funny???
Me: Nothing
Also Me: Monkeplier
Lol
Oh, PLEASE let this be the new "Seán McLoughlin" meme.
lol i like that
Fr stole my comment
I was thinking Monkiplier the entire time I was watching this video. Lmao
Its amazing to watch Mark struggle to play something because he turned off all the help
Alright who's gonna tell him that he needs to drink water to survive as an organism?
I mean, you heard the man. He said he was refraining from using any intelligence. Granted, it was for a different circumstance, but I think it applies to the entire playthrough.
Dude it's mark what do you expect lmao
Mark: *Plays Ancestors*
Me: “Mark’s evolving, but backwards”
Check the reply’s
@꧁ RITA - F**UСК МЕ ꧂ reject humanity, return to monke
Hoooman
Parents: "The internet is a dangerous place"
The internet: monke
monke together stronk
@@toastytoast9800💪 🐒💪🐒💪🐒
@@toastytoast9800 very stronk
I expect Godzilla to say *Monke strong* in the new Godzilla movie
Yes, but other things on the internet are monke.... nvm xD
He was thinking of the word hominins. the word hominin is used to classify all of our extinct ape relatives that are more closely related to us than chimpanzees :)
"Homo HeeHoo"
We finally get an origin story for the famous HeeHoo!
We knew it would happen eventually...or did we?!?!
@@PSVitaat2am or did we.
Nah, he was just coming out
i love how it's 25 minutes of mark fucking around and 5 minutes of mark actually progressing in the game
Perfect for a series
Ancestors : *survive
Markiplier : Me can’t !
Monke in danger
This was very fun, would definitely watch a series of this
I really want this to be a series. Maybe now we will get the true origin of Hee Hoo.
Yes, Hee Hoo!
Hee Hoo?
lol this is top comment how
@@JoshuaWebbYT Hee Hoo is a part of Unus annus, you had to be there to experience the masterpiece
It's always nice to watch Mark play a game he seems to like. He just seems so much more genuine in his commentary, if that makes any sense.
Mark always addressing the “E” meme will never get old
lmao totally
This would be an awesome series for mark, this game gets so much deeper and I want to see him encountering big cats..