Treasure Hunter Simulator
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 เม.ย. 2021
- Treasure Hunter Simulator DEFINITELY isn't grave robbing, NO SIR! This is reputable, respectable finders keepers!
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imagine going to a historical memorial and you just see markiplier with a metal detector screaming "DIBZ" as he digs up a human corpse
Best day ever
I would scream back "NO I HAD DIBS!"
and he sneaks away like robbie rotten
I'd just shrug and go help him
Hahaha literally xd
I enjoy that he's entirely too morally aware to take this game seriously.
Hence the first sentence that comes out of his mouth lmao
@@Nervadane It was the whole video, not just what he said at the beginning. The sentiment that taking what doesn't belong to you is wrong wasn't a joke. Becuase yeah, it would be wrong to go dig up and sell stuff out of a memorial, or a grave, or a place that isn't yours. The comment about imperialism was just an aside imo.
It's more about the fact that "finders keepers" is something said mockingly by a child in a playground, not by a grown adult with a single moral fiber.
And of course, this gets more complicated when talking about, say, archaeology and historical preservation, which isn't wrong (and is very right imo). So I'd say intent matters.
You mean Old Mark when he played any game
Meanwhile Sean is blowing up churches using large quantities of fireworks and explosives
You better get serious ok ??? !!!
Alt title:
Markiplier's Bizarre Nazi Treasure Hunting Adventure
Does that mean Bob is dio?
@@darrianweathington1923 yes
german science is the greatest in the world!
Obviously marks dad is like george joestar and bob poisoned him, and now the fishbachs will fight the brandos for all of eternity
@@stillgeneric6270 which would make sense why mark is beefy
“We go around the world, and we take things that weren’t ours, and call it treasure”
That is the most accurate definition and I’m crying 😆
@Manisha Naskar Ah, the bots are here, as is customary...
wait what? is Susan actually doing something useful like taking care of bots?
British Empire simulator 🇬🇧 ☕
@@thekingswit8109 Beautiful, isn’t it? So powerful. *Sips tea*
@@Aphrodite1240 indeed, our return is soon coming *sips tea*
*News Headlines Tomorrow:*
"Popular TH-camr Markiplier arrested for defacing historical park, found with a metal detector screaming *DIBZ* in a delirious state"
PLEASE this is too funny 💀
You need more likes and subscribers just for this joke.
LOL I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD GET THIS MANY LIKES
''He claims that he was searching for ''The Hitler's Gold''.''
"In the interrogation room he spoke only in rhymes"
The sequel to a Heist with Marliplier-
A Treasure Hunt with Markiplier
Their was a treasure Hunter ending lmfaoo that would be a cool continuation of that ending
Add a scene where he is excited about some dead guy's gold. And be disappointed that it is a button.
That would be great style
True
A better sequel would be
A video game with Markiplier
Arguably the funniest thing here is Mark lowkey gaslighting himself into thinking the footpath markings are part of a puzzle
Not how gaslighting works bruh yall needa find a new word already
@strawberrymilk • hitler's gold?
@@imchristianya3932 Just because you have a silly username doesn't mean that everything you say isn't valid in its own right?????
@@greenetomphson6164 It is kind of difficult to take seriously though
@@PhileasLiebmann I think you just don't want to take him seriously cause you don't like it that he's right
this episode shows the importance of reading carefully
mark turned hilter’s gold into hitler’s gold. whoops
Why did it take me so long to realize it was hilter I-
I was listening to this while doing something else so I totally thought that it was actually Hitler's gold not Hilter until I saw this comment...you can imagine how confused and surprised I was (both when he said Hitler and when I saw this comment)
Never noticed a thing
It makes it so much funnier
I thought I was the only one that noticed!
Imagine just walking in the park and seeing Hee Hoo in his natural environment, screaming "HITLERS GOLD"
LoL
how did you just so casually automatically top another comment like this
@@zeldacrafter4578 I didn't even read the comments on the video at all so I had no clue there were similar comments haha! 😂 also I've literally never had more than 5 likes on a comment so this was pretty random to me
and seeing a hee hoo in his natural habitat yelling DIBZ, HITLERS GOLD, and making mark sounds in the park
This made me laugh for 5 minutes straight, idk why.
To whom it may concern:
Mark said “hitler’s gold” about 29 times
I commend you good sir or madam, for i was actually curious!
I never thought I would ever want to find a " how many times did Mark say hitler" count, but here I am. Thank you.
nazis notsees markiplier be like i see this as the same thing
Shhh you might inspire some Twitter Nut to bring that up on Twitter
What did i do?
What have i been told?
Did i find,
HItLeRs GoLd?!? 14:50
Mark: *finds bottlecap*
Description: "If you wait until 2077 it might actually be worth something"
Mark: "ok, cool..."
Me: *laughs in Fallout*
So few picked up on this 🤣
Omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one who caught that!
Ayyye
I know
I was hoping someone else had noticed lol that was such a good little reference
I unironically need about twenty more episodes of Mark saying "Hitler's Gold"
I wouldn't mind a series of this where mark just slowly devolves into treasure madness
Yesss let’s make it a thing!! 😂
I just watched a 30 year old man slowly going crazy looking for hitlers gold for a solid 20 mins and I don’t regret a single thing
That's it, i'm opening a petition!
Kleptomaniac Lv.2
@@WraithDragon163 yesss 😂
Imagine just going on a nice walk in the woods and you find this guy with a metal detector saying “Hitler?”
lol
lmfaoooo
LOL
quietly goes back to my car and calls the authorities to tell them about a deranged man with a metal detector in the woods
And having 3 arms
Imagine Amy hearing Mark upstairs, while recording, scream HITLER'S GOLD OOOOOOOOOO!
Seeing you dig up the battlegrounds of Gettysburg really hurt me inside.
My great grandfather fell at Gettysburg.
He tripped over one of those tombstones.
Ngl I laughed harder than I should have. Had me in the first half ngl.
When he fell, it was so historically important that people took note
Mark is just the Leprechaun. He’s obsessed with gold, he rhymes constantly, and he’s short.
Outta pocket🤚💀💀
oh my god yes
But he's dumb so he edits videos and posts them online for a job instead
He's 5' 10 tho
@@JorgeSanchez-gc5uw *5' 8
this is just mark rhyming like ethan for 20 mins straight lmaooo
have we forgotten riddle mark so soon?
Love😴
@@Kaunoe I know right
Return of HeeHoo?
People forget that Riddle Mark came before Ethan's rhyming.
"I'm not exited for Hilter's Gold" *proceeds to yell in confuse happiness*
Mark channeling his inner Ethan-Kidnapped-Mark rhyming skills, here. Oof.
Bal didi
To me, Marks obsession with those tree markings is hilarious, because they are literally just marking different routes to hike
Thank you, lol.
Omg r u serious 😂
I could've sworn he's talked about going on a hike in the past... How does he not know about Trail Markers?
@@innertuber4049 Coulda been feckin' around. xD
@@angelcdeath 100% a canadian right here I've never heard an american say feckin'
"I didn't wake up thinking that I would be looking for Hitler's gold, but here I am!" -Markiplier, 2021
@Don't Watch Me ❶ k
@@AxxLAfrikuI just got second hand embarrassment
@@AxxLAfriku this made me shoot myself in the head
@@alexylophoney spammers
@@AxxLAfriku k
“In what world is travel free?”
When you live in a ‘castle-ass castle’ it might as well be.
Imagine taking a walk through some lovely woods and seeing a guy with a shovel and metal detector screaming “HITLER’S GOLD!!” Every time the metal detector finds something
I thought he'd eventually realize it said Hilter's gold, not Hitler's gold lmao
i know right it has been driving me crazy
i had to read this comment 4 times before i saw the difference oh no
@@wolfwoods_ dude SAME
It's not bad when it's Hilter's and not Hitler's
i had to read this about 20 times before i realized you didn’t just say hitler twice 💀💀💀
Markiplier reading Hilter's name wrong made this infinitely funnier
Wait…HILTER? I genuinely can't tell if that's what you meant, if that's what the game was actually trying to send Mark towards…And I mean, if you just glance at that word most people's brains would think "Hitler"…
i feel like it may have been a typo by the devs because it was capitalized but idk
@@gnatscrafts or maybe they were scared of saying hitler
Timestamp?
@@gnatscrafts you do know that ALL names get capitalised? Not just Hitler...
A guy in a Cabin: mhhhh im going to sleep
Mark: HITLER ARE U IN THERE *BANGING INTENSIFIES*
a guy in a Cabin: *SHAKING IN FEAR*
He's going to hear one of his five ovens beeping and immediately look to the floor for treasure.
I love when people use an A A A A rhyming scheme
LOL That was good, so funny XD made me laugh
It's amazing. Always reminds me of some english class that made me write a few poems for an assignment, and one of them was an AAAAAAAAAB rhyme scheme I wrote basically out a spite.
The best part of it was that I could lean into the _poetry is art_ to justify it, because it had the main character die at the end, so upsetting the rhyme scheme could represent that... if it didn't just represent me hating poetry.
What
@@Entropy_arts AA and BB is used to describe how a poem rhymes.
For example:
On the table sat a cat A
He had a nice hat A
At the table there were some chairs B
They had a lot of hairs B
There’s also schemes like ABAB where the words rhyme every other line.
Description: it was a beautiful gift for a beloved girl!
Markiplier: S H E ’ S D E A D N OW
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
😂 bedead girlfriend
ah...schmee...
it is mildly infuriating when someone uses the channel name instead of just mark
@@zombiezoo1384 Bruh, he literally says his name is Markiplier, it's perfectly fine to call him that.
Mark coming up with rhymes for the gold is giving me hard UNUS ANNUS vibes. It’s just Riddle Mark making a reappearance.
riddle mark is an icon and no one can tell me otherwise
HEE HOO
Ah yes Riddle Mark and moderately Riddle Ethan XD
The marks on the trees look like trail blazes to me! In hiking areas without super obvious or very maintained trails, trees are frequently marked to be visible so that you know where to go and which way is back to civilization. If you're standing at one, another one should be within view distance or visible within the next few steps to point the way :)
if i was a stripper, i'd want my stage name to be Sir Richard Clapperton
same
😂
That is a pretty good stripper name
How about Sergeant Lawrence Large
@Indra Sanjaya k I know these are just bots but as someone who reads Chinese I’m just sitting here like wtf
Imagine visiting your family member who died as respected veteran hero of the world war while seeing a guy laughing maniacally while digging up for what he says a "treasure"
I imagined it, now what?
"Mommy, who's that man?"
"No Charlie don't point at him, we gotta go."
"DIBZ! DIBZ I CALL DIBZ!"
Markiplier literally turning into Dr. Seuss with these rhymes
“You will find treasures in the paths of old”
“One of which includes Hitler’s gold”
“You will have to dig through mush and mold”
“Or at least that’s what I’ve been told”
In this video: Markiplier defiles a historical memorial site and stabs Lixian in the eye.
He also reveals that he doesn't know what trail blazes are and reads hilter as hitler.
Mmmmmm??!!!
"What kind of castle-ass house do I live in!?" One with five ovens.
God. Thank you for this.
I AM A MAN WITH 4 OVENS!! wait that also an oven I AM A MAN WITH 5 OVENS!! - mark
@@orpheusdrakos1911 who owns*
@@ir7pf282 It says on the comment. It was from one of markiplier 's make videos
@@orpheusdrakos1911 markiplier makes : creme brulé
And he says “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS”
“I’m assuming this the type of game where we go around the world and we take things that weren’t ours and call it *T R E A S U R E*”
-Markiplier 2021
Thats pretty much what treasure hunting is tbh
British museum simulator
“National Treasure is a national treasure of a movie” amen
"There's a legendary treasure here."
Mark: "I guess let's go back to the office."
Something about Mark running around the forest yelling Hitler just hits different
I mean, ANYONE running around a forest screaming about Hitler's gold would hit different.
it makes me feel attracted
um so anyway
@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
Yo, Hitler how did you manage to have a hidden stash of gold when you can barely afford to fuel your own tanks? You're not... embezzeling the Raubgold, are you?
@@0riginal_zer030 you're going for a train ride.
I would be surprised if this video was actually monetized.
I couldn’t even imagine going over to the holocaust memorial or something and see mark with a metal detector then when it goes off I just hear HITLERS GOLD?...DIBS DIBS DIBSSSSSSS
I officially need more of Markiplier robbing graves simulator.
He should do an unboxing at the cemetery map.
If he plays as a Tomb Raider I demand he plays cosplayed as Lara
I like the way you think
Agreed, lmao
i love that he channels his inner riddle ethan while looking for gold
he sounds like Ethan on "Ethan kidnap's mark" especially when he's struggling to make a rhyme
Right...riddle mark existed also, but sure. He sounds like riddle Ethan, definitely
More like Riddle Mark
i got such strong ethan vibes
Have you ever been bitten by the hog energy
Imagine Gettysburg Memorial and in the middle of the woods you just hear someone screaming at the top of their lungs Dibs 5:24
Anyone else lowkey want more of this? I love it 😂
I can’t believe The Red Skull is in charge of Markiplier’s inheritance and sent him on a trip to find Hilter’s gold
I’ve been scrolling thru the comments to see if someone had the same thought process I did 😂😂😂
true. I was like "where did I heard that name before?".
Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw the name.
I knew Johann Schmidt sounded familiar
i wasn't 100% paying attention when mark got to that point and when he said johann schmidt, my head WHIPPED around
I legit want a full series of this just to see mark find hitler's gold
Yeah i want too
Creepy profile pic
@Ty Taylor i see for those who can't see it is says H-I-L-T-E-R
Yes.
The next best show on the History Channel
Mark: sees a brick half embedded in the groun
Also mark: *H I T L E R S G O L D*
I love when youtubers get possessed by The Riddler
Mark when the game starts: “Welp we about to commit a war crime”
Grab your lawyer kid, we are going to distrub the deads.
Apple
I'm just a simple man commiting war crimes.
@@anapple1220 I prefer kiwis
420 likes......nice
"I didn't think when I woke up today that I'd be looking for Hitler's gold, but here I am." -Markiplier, 2021
Edit: Hilter's gold, even XD
Somewhere in the world someone else did
Hahahaha
It actually says hilters gold lmao
ok itlllt gout tillfgot
Hilter's*
5:30 I regret wearing headphones at max volume in the middle of the night.
"Taking things that arent mine and calling it treasure, thats how Imperialism works!" I love him
Mark sees a tourist trail marker on a tree: *IT'S A CLUE*
Alternate title: “Mark loses his mind rhyming while periodically yelling DIBS!”
And hitlers gold
As soon as I read this he yelled dibs
That moment when your mom walks in hearing you watch a video of a crazy man screaming HITLERS GOLD
and that's what headphones are for
Mark: there's a society?!
Joker: ...and I took that personally.
I love how Markiplier spruced up this otherwise chill game with improv slam poetry.
He's done it quite a bit in some other videos when the gameplay isn't the most exciting. I love it the things he says, just priceless. xD
Markiplier playing this game, wondering off track and going insane. Hunting for something that has been foretold, will he find Hitlers gold?
It's snowing on Mt.Fuji
"If you wait until at least 2077 it might be worth something though" Nice Fallout reference
“I’m literally just digging up the trash these people threw out”
Welcome to archaeology 👍🏻
your name sounds like a markipliers cult after watching this video. Welcome aboard
I'm literally finding pieces of blue and white china from the 1800s near the water's edge (I'd love to excavate it but it's a shared swimming area with my neighbors). There was a small mill for grain that burnt down that had a pier on the water. My neighbour's ancestors actually bought their property off the former owners of my house (I think 4 owners back though...in like the 1940s-50s).
@@coffeegirl18 That is really cool! Sounds like archaeology is a lot easier a find than anything in paleontology
there are literally people who will dig up old outhouses because of the amount of valuable shit people would just throw down the hole. Pun not initially attended but now totally intended
@@timothymcintire5747 Not an archeologist but I did take some archeology/anthropology courses in university. 😊
If Markiplier’s TH-cam career ever falls through, he’d be pretty good at poetry
He'd have to do something terrible before it would fall through. I mean he could go by an anonymous name-? Poetry doesnt pay much, my dear friend.
Hyperlink it was just a joke :)
@@Ihaateyoutubehandles calm down broski it was just a joke
Or acting
Debatable
"Something tells me: I don't want Hitlers gold! Because something tells me it might not have been Hitler's!"
And just like that, two sentences, Markiplier showed more integrity and morals than all the Swiss banks. Or anyone else in high-finance.
Gotta love Mark.
I mean someone could still probably want to find it mainly for the sake of returning it because they probably might get rewarded for doing so
"Who's screaming?"
That would be you, Mark.
Jesus. Mark's new haircut makes him look years younger. Felt like i accidentally hit an old vid
*Remembers Amnesia video*
Plus the glasses
I wanted him to become Rapunzel
Omg same. I had to double check just to be sure 😆
@@count-countess8464 That seems to be the case for me too. I always double check the dates on these new videos lol
“By the dock, it’s a lock, something you could fit inside your sock”
What beautiful words mark
When I leave Netflix on overnight I usually wake up thinking about Hitlers gold... or British people making me millions of cakes.
I like how this episode starts with something that is probably *incredibly* illegal. I say probably because I think park rangers would be very, very confused, but then very mad.
Imagine all the military vets ready to pummel his ass if this happened in real life
Note to self: If you encounter a man digging up corpses and screaming “DIBS,” simply say “oh it’s just Mark” and walk away. Just walk away.
I'd suggest you run, but walking away works too ig.
Id probably approach him and shriek '*DIBS*' back at him.
*run* away
Duly noted
Walk AwaAaAaAaAay~
Markiplier's Quests
Quest 1: Find Blacksmith (check)
Quest 2: Hitler's Gold (pending)
The Blacksmith after many years being found, tells Markiplier to find Hitler's Gold to replace Tiny Box Tim's structure to defeat the Buttstabber once and for all
Need this game
Nice to see there are still people who remember the classic Markiplier memes.
For Mark and anyone who was wondering what those white and orange marking meant. ( 09:17, 10:29, 15:10, 16:34 )
In Poland (for those who don't know, this game was made by Polish people) this is how we show directions in woods and on mountains. One line with colour in between two white lines show different roads for pedestrians. We mark main roads with red line and roads and paths that connect to main road with yellow/orange line. Other marking are: blue trail - long-distance routes, green trail - leads to characteristic places, black trail - short access trail. A white dot with another dot inside means end/beginning of this specific road (that is classified by colour of the dot inside).
Stories from Mark: "Back in WWII the soldiers use there helmet's pike to kill an enemy"- Markiplier 2021.
That helmet was from WWI Not WWII.
@@GGMathi69 got it
mark slowly becomes a troll who loves gold, living under a bridge, constantly rhyming like in a fairytale
Give the goblin some gold.
1:24 "Important landmarks MARKED" That was gold, Lixian. Absolute, top-tier. Thank you.
It was gold, but not Hitler's
"Very pretty. The water's looking a little 2005, but that's alright"
LMAO 😂 Sick burn
11:12 Him rhyming like that reminded me when Ethan was doing the same thing when he was giving Mark clues in the haunted house on Unus Annus
*" 'cross the bridge, where the wood doth creak. Take a look, take a peek! "*
*" Look deep, within the lush brush. Don't tell a soul, speak nary a hush... "*
*Can we get a Markiplier Book of Rhymes?*
At Ethan's place.
Little did we know, Mark was the treasure that we've been searching for
It was the Marks we made along the way
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 4620
@@ceegeetee no
I'm just looking for Barn Finder's: Part 2.
Yds
are we just gonna ignore the fact that mark was literally emailed by the fucking red skull LMAO
THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO
I honestly don’t know if Mark will ever read this comment and it’s a bit late, but these flag-shaped, white orange white striped markings, like at 15:38, at least here in Germany, are trail markings.
So we have specific markings for each trail, you know trekking and hiking trails and so on.
And each of them is marked with specific colors and shapes. Some look like the Japanese flag, with just a rectangle and a different colored circle in the middle, others look like we see here.
Every once in a while there is a path- or wayfinder, which will also show you the markings of the trails which will lead you to this or that destination/direction.
So you can always just walk and check your path while looking at the landscape around you, so you don’t have to use a GPS or anything like that or actually carry maps around with you.
You can just look around and here and there you’ll spot the trail marking which will tell you you’re still on the right path
Just imagine a wise old man talking about the legend of hidden gold:
~~When you feel it in your bones... you'll be able to buy ALL OF THE SCONES~~
LMAO I hope Mark will continue to be quoted long into the future
Alternate Title:
Markiplier rhymes his way to HITLER'S GOLD
*H I T L E R ' S* *G O L D*
Hey guys I make short gaming videos and skits. Can you guys check them out? Thanks so much guys!
I mean, he *did* get an email from the head of Hydra
I did n-a-z-i this happening to Mark to get Obsess with hitlers gold
Imagine a kid name "Hitler" then the school decided to censor that name 🗿
Mark walking around getting excited as the metal detector beeps reminds me of his utter terror when he got a Geiger counter for Amy's Fiestaware
Has anyone else realised that mark and ethan make the same face when there trying come up with ryhmes
I saw the title for this and thought "Is Mark playing Sea of Thieves again?"
…
Are you implying that there is a _first_ time he played SoT? I need to see this
@@JK-ei7wr oh yes there is one with Bob Wade and Sean and it's hilarious. Probably one of my go to vids when I'm sad
@@kittywithagun7742 Yeah, though that was during last Beta, which was back in like 2018 I think? Anyway, I started playing recently and a LOT has been added and changed since then
HE PLAYED SOT BEFORE?!?! HOW HAVE I MISSED THAT-
i heccing wish
“i don’t think i’m gonna find hitlers gold today”
-mark 2021
2021 still sounds like a future year it’s like we’ve been stuck in 2019 forever
@@cats1970 huh
ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE HEARD THIS MAN SAY “hello my name is markiplier!” LIKE 😫❤️
7:40 In what world, is travel _free?_
It's called Europe
Place your bets:
How many more simulations can Mark get through before he runs out
69420
@@colemcmillan7423 *nice*
"runs out"?
He needs to check out DEEEER Simulator. Just as broken as Goat Simulator, but also just as hilarious.
8
"Im literally just digging up trash these people didnt want"
Well hes not wrong
I mean, archaeological finds are made by just digging through ancient landfills.
@@MrMaradok True
Everytime Mark made a rhyme I swear I got Ethan´s vibes
So the beeping - not the fast beeps but the loud assertive ones - are the exact sound that my parents stove top makes
I thought it was having a goddamn seizure without an error message
Alternate title: Markiplier creates poems while searching for Hitler's Gold.
Notice it said Hilter. Maybe it's not a typo and there was just this rich old dude called Hilter that never understood why people that read fast were so cold to him.
that would be awsome sounding
He missed a golden opportunity to use the word 'gold' in his first poem. His saying 'soul is sold' instead of 'find hitler's gold' made me cringe 😆
Alternative title: british museum simulator
Mark: *starts rhyming*
Me: *violent flashback to Camp Unus Annus*
Imagine hearing random talking and beeping outside your house and then all the sudden someone begins to WALLOP on your door screaming “HITLER THATS YOU IN THERE ISN’T IT” 😂
Hitler:BEGONE YOU DAMN DEMON
That made me laugh so hard!
This is a very underrated comment XD
Petition to see Lixian with a bandage over his eye in the next video(s).
It would be great if this was a series and lixian just got progressively more and more injured each episode
@@arsimckhoi some good continuation of Lixian's injuries
._.