Hand Simulator SURVIVAL
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ส.ค. 2024
- Hand Simulator goes for broke with putting the power of the entire human body in our hands... Will we surive?
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Bob: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of logs.”
Mark: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of STicKs!”
Bob: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of your mOM!”
Mark: *_(caveman noises)_*
Bro, why u lackin? What time
Nathan 18:25 , I had to go look for it
Wade: got eem
*CAVEMAN MARK*
Just SomePerson definitely the start of Caveman Mark
"THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER"
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
Rodrigo Vargas imma just pretend you didn’t say any bad words
Leah Stoy they didn't swear or say any bad words?
Loooool indeed it is
@@LeahLoooovesJesus lmao
cocaine doesn't do that? idk
If wade worked at the zoo
Little girl “look a tiger!”
Wade “that used to be a frog”
Is it bad that I belived him?
@@floraaizawa2264 yes. Very bad. Beach madness consumes u
@@randysparks1271 oh, I'm sorry /^\
@@floraaizawa2264 madness is where the fun begins! Viva la loco!
@@randysparks1271 I love that song!
this is exactly how raft turned out, bob being the chef, mark being the resource person / crafter, and wade not doing anything
Not true; he found a shape-shifting frog. And he saved Mark with a coconut and thus caused Mark to owe him a life debt. 😆
@@CloudsGirl7 true! he is a life saver!
@@sickgirlwren He's a real hero honestly, can't believe Mark refuses to appreciate him
I'm the Wade of my friend group when it comes to survival games
no wade found drugs
wade and bob: *freezing to death struggling to make a fire*
mark: COFFEE DONUT
lol
How
yup, pretty much
How Tigers Are IN An Island
“Is this tiger dangerous?”
*Couple seconds later*
*Screaming*
Best line ever
Bob: How do I get back to body control?
Me eating ice cream at 2 am every night: *I'd like to know as well*
Different time zone? Rn for us its 11:15 am
Pecan- I would like to know as well
Same this is very important
@@justyourtypicalhamster5046 whatever lmao. I just realised I'm fucking STARVING
Lmao time zones are fukkin up the jokes
Bob= the caveman that discovers fire
Mark= the caveman that invents stop drop and roll
Wade= the caveman that finds out you can trip out on frogs
In other words
Bob=Giga genius
Mark=Minor Genius
Wade=Godly mega mind with an iq of 500
@@dasaniwater1618 Yes. Waterman know what say.
Bob: Discovered Fire
Mark: Discovered Food
Wade: Discovered Poison
XD
@@stalelemonproduction Wade: discovered drugs.
Mark slowly turning into a caveman
*starts hitting coconut with stick*
Mark: OoO OoO OoO
This is a Beautiful Comment.
Lol
Hilarious.
3:20 listen to Bob or wade in the background 😂
14:18
"Fire fire fire fire fire fire..."
‘That scorpion’s no joke and don’t breath water!’
Some human said that, long ago
Don’t forget “I got a rock and a stick, I’m going to try and mush ‘em together” -Bob
Bob: “ I Got A Rock & Stick And ‘Em Together,Eh Eh “ XD
Me: SpEaK eNgIlSh PlEaSe!
*breathe
Bob: “You can’t reference a frog like we know what that is.”
Wade: “Well there’s a frog and I reference.”
SnorseBurger he should have referenced it in his Bobliography
me when writing assigments
Wade, later: “I took a wrong turn at the frog”
Woah RITA goes one step further then Rita
Sounds like a bit Teamfourstar would use
Bob and wade trying to feed dead mark feels like a sleep paralysis dream.
How tf does this have no replies
@@amazingjames1979 and now it has 2
3 now
@@amazingjames1979 Look what at you did, now there's 4 replies
@@amazingjames1979 believe it or not, the amount of replies on this comment is now at the numerical digit of 5
"Just make sure he never forgets"
Mark: *Sweats nervously*
that he never forgets what? His *life debt to WADE?*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Not gonna like bc 420
4:27 "Now I’m no longer delusional from my...”
Rock yeets itself
"Welp, there goes my rock; it never existed in the first place”
- Marky Boi, 20/20 Vision
I have learned two things today.
A: Scorpions are no joke
B: Also don't breath water
Dragoon Johnson i learned something from you today!
Its not spelled Breathe, its spelled Breath
@@user-cq1xw9kg5l lol
Lmao
박현숙 bad breath not bad breathe so he’s correct it’s don’t breathe water
Also that frogs turn into tigers
20:09 The sound that Bob made I'm pretty sure is the same startled screech ancient cavemen made when they, too, first discovered fire.
Although, I feel like the first *_first_* cavemen to discover fire, probably collected it from lightning strikes and forest fires.
Got me dead😂
Mark: *gathers enough supplies to let everyone theoretically survive the night*
Wade: *breaks one coconut, that mark brought to camp*
Wade: "You owe me your life now."
funny
Funny
Timestamp
ak Cardwell pmatsemit
Funny
1. You don’t have to sharpen the bamboo to use it
2. Use the rock as a “hammer” no nails needed
3. Beat the corpses of dead animals before you put them on the fire to get extra materials
4. Try to get off the ground at night so the animals drawn to your fire can’t get you!
5. Don’t assume the physics makes any sense!
6. Try things that don’t seem like they would work!
7. HAVE LOTS MORE FUN!
"4. Try to get off the ground at night so the animals drawn to your fire can't get you!" WHAT IS THIS LOGIC???
I mean, you can't expect anything to make sense in this game, tbh
Everyone like so they can see
yeah but if you put your shelter in the trees how are you going to get fire you will die from your temperature going down
i can guarantee they will not play this again
@@laurieriley6199 Heat rises, or it does normally, so if they create a fire close enough, then they should be able to survive!
When Mark said “don’t send Wade. please send anyone but Wade” all I could think of was Michael Scott saying “please don’t send Dwight”
idk i might just be no fun or too serious but how can anyone stand wade
@@illwillsquared how can anyone NOT like Wade
Me too
@@illwillsquared Wade, while not the most competent of gamers, isn't an absolute tool, so people like him
Lol I thought of the same thing
"How does it feel to be in my debt?"
I swear Wade is so hilarious when he needs to be
37:36
lol honestly
and that laugh dude xD
wade this episode:
Goodnight my sweet Prince... *OOF*
THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER!!! A SNAKE!!!
I came back with absolutely nothing
Guys I found the beehive!
AAH SPIDER ATTACK! I'M DYING
Mark looked absolutely done when he said "spider attack! I'm dying" i can't stop laughing at that part
@@randybray7558 I agree, eating the un cooked frog was a great idea
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@Evyfinn I dunno whats going on either
"The frog turned into a tiger and then there was a snake; it's not really my fault if you think about it"
~Wade 2020
Just the fact that those words were spoken is amazing
Like it or not, he spittin facts rn
Well... Wade isn't wrong...
The whole mood of 2020
But they s was made a year ago
20:08
That scream was the manliest scream I've ever heard
A perfect Homer impression too
so manly
"did you guys go left or right from the frog?" and "took a wrong turn at the frog" makes me LOSE my ENTIRE MIND every single time, goddamn
37:38
Wade: How does it feel to be in my debt?
Mark: *Pure horror and fear*
*Evil Wade laugh*
I love the head tilt his character dose right after too
i'm pretty sure wade is in several life dept's to mark. and the validity of the dept is questionable, as mark would likely have survived even if wade didn't give him food, as bob gave mark food shortly after.
im pretty sure marks expression is not fear, but a desire to throw wade into the ocean
I love how Mark dies and they're both assaulting his corpse
That's one way to describe it
Bob and Mark: arguing about which to use to make fire, logs or sticks
Wade, trying to be the middle ground: "Maybe we need a combination of both sticks and logs."
Mark: "Maybe you need a combination of shut up."
*Sad Wade noises
Alivia pz I read this as it happened lol
POV when mark dies: you’re a phone surrounded by toddlers
Very accurate, just touching it, and probably breaking it
“You got any games on your phone?”
I’m deeply concerned if that’s what you think toddlers look like
"Is this tiger dangerous?"
Best. Line. Ever.
Images that precede disaster
My guess is that it’s safe
I use big brain
@@scy8737 "Top Ten pictures taken before disaster"
No, never. Of course not.
True xD
“The frog turned into a tiger and then there was a snake.”
then they fused into a strange, terrible, and mighty Chimera. Defeat the Chimera before the boat arrives.
*_and then he woke up._*
*I N T E R E S T I N G*
and then it started raining firey snakes
No God, the ancient Egyptians are dead already. Stop it. No. The frogs belong on the ground. No it’s not supposed to be a tiger. God damn it God!
"WORK? WITH?? YOU???"
Damnit Mark, I almost choked on my water after that.
Each one of those words is more outrageous than the last
@@danielvigil8840 *outrageous
The Divine Shadow thx
“Did you just take my log?”
“Yea.”
Idk why but that was just really funny to me
Mark: I don’t need co-co-nuts.
Mark literally a day later: I am dying of thirst give me a gosh dang diddly darn coconut or I swear-
Omgosh, I love your profile!
@@anacolondres ayeeee
You could not live with your failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
15:53
*Mark* : yes?
*Amy* : Coffee donut =)
Wholesome af❤️
That made my whole night seeing that
Thank u for the time stamp so I could go back and watch it again
Taylor Britt you're welcome😁
Chica came in behind Amy with a toy in her mouth! I just noticed that. Chica is so cute!
KD XD 10 it's the most cutest thing ever
“Sorry if I died on the log,”
Mark: *Thats good more fire*
*Door opens*
*Amy and Henry arrive*
Amy: "Coffee donut?"
Mark: "I just got a coffee donut delivery!!!"
*Chica arrives*
Amy: "Coffee donut = )"
That was adorable
I agree so wholesome
@@kadeyntrahan8618 Wholesome and adorable, just the way that Amy, Henry, and Chica care for Mark
"The frog turned into a tiger and then there was a snake"
Snake? SNAAAAAKE
I really wanna see what Wade saw like what the frick 😂
I'll have whatever he's having
@@angielandrum4417 he ate whatever philosophers eat
When Amy gave Mark his coffee and donut, I've never seen or heard Mark so wholesome
When was that
They're such a cute couple.
Wholesome 100
marble and lemon 16:00
Also! He has a hickey! :3
20:09 Bob has an excellent Homer scream.
That may have been the few times I've heard him sound so scared.
I laugh every time I hear it!
The way the smoke just falls in from the right has me dead.
20:09 That scream is comic. Absolutely fantastic.
The funniest thing about this video was Wade's constant screaming,
"aHhHHh iTs rAiNiNg sNaKeS!!!"
"AHhhHh iT tUrNeD iNtO A TiGeR !!!"
"AHHH SPIDER ATTACK I'M DYING" Can't forget that one lol
The way Mark reacts to Amy giving him a coffee donut is so adorable
Wait coffee flavored donut?
soulbishop96 a coffee and a donut they just called it coffee donut
@@jenneric03 dame and I was so excited
Ikr!!
I would love my boyfriend if he brought me donuts!!!
@@jenneric03 no im pretty sure they meant coffee donut as in a donut flavored like coffee considering he only handed him a bag and no cup
"Knock on door"
Mark:"yess"
Amy"Coffee donut"
Mark:"gasp"
Mark:"COFFEE DOUNUT"
AMY:"coffee donut"
Fav part of vid
I love to DO NUT
@@Kaitri You ruined it.
Yess it was wholesome ~u~
@@DesolateLavender good
@@CartoonNetworkKuwait What?
How does this relate?
20:38; The beginning of Wade’s insanity
Wades insanity began long ago
ur an angel
FAVORITE PART:
amy: "Coffee donut?"
mark: "coFFEe DOnut?!"
amy: "coffee donut :)"
15:55
chica was holding something
plot twist
its poisonous
PathfinderGames
She had her toy lol
Edit: Henry came in as well -w-
Amy is just the best :,)
ever since Mark shaved his beard, watching his videos has been like:
sometimes its here, but in the next video *who knows*
I actually though this was one of his older videos
Without the beard, he has a severe case of baby face 😄
looks like *old* markiplier is back
Mark: Can I kill you guys?
Wade: Yes
. . .
Mark: *sinister laughing*
That laughing was darkaplier not Mark darkaplier lives
Wade's persistent quest to prove that there *is* a frog gives me my daily dose of will to live.
I would pay money to see Wade's perspective.
He has a channel XD
@@Vomi-21 And this vids not there.
@@willdavis3802 :(
@@willdavis3802 check his live streams on twitch. He streams at the same time when he plays with mark and bob,you can check out bob's on facebook
Lol same
Bob’s last words before he was killed:
“Is this tiger dangerous?”
Mark’s last words before he died:
“Is this gonna hurt me?”
Wade’s last words before he dies:
“Where’s the frog?!?”
lol
love that part
Wade's last words "WHERES THE FROG"
LMAO HA
❤️❤️❤️
Amy: Coffee Donut?
Mark: happy mark noises
Game: *Unga bunga noises*
The three of em together: Unga bunga *together*
Why did 80 people like this comment it wasn’t even funni 😭
Mark: *dying of cold*
Also Mark: *gasp* "Coffee donut!" :00
Coochie man
@@emo6456 coochie frog
Just three grown men grunting "fire? fire? fire?" on this channel, this is normal
Mark, Bob, & Wade: "Fire?"
Amy: "Coffee donut"
The true survival
Mark: Don't you DARE chop my limbs off and eat them.
Me, watching the forest: Haha... ha?
Me who has that as my next video:OH NO.
15:53 Amy enters the room with coffee donuts for Mark. Ahead of her is Henry, and trailing after them is Chica, with a toy in her mouth :-) this warms my heart.
I noticed the doggos too and it just made it all the better.
Never heard of Henry before, is he Amy's dog? Or did Mark get another dog to accompany Chica ??
Malthe Dahl-Spangby Henry is Amy’s dog
@@Ooherenren thanks for clearing that up mate
@@malthedahl-spangby8263 he’s equally as adorable as Chica
"Hi everybody, this is Hand Simulator Survival"
Me: Something about this intro tells me that something is going to go horribly wrong
❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hahah, your comment attracted more THOTs in the replies than bots on a pewdiepie video 😂
I love when Amy interrupts Mark in his videos just to make him happy.
The look of utter joy and appreciation on Mark's face when Amy brings him snacks is just so wholesome it makes my day...
Yes
Time?
@@LethargicLoser 15:56
Amy is actually amazing tho
I would be overflowing with joy if someone brought me Donut's
Love
that Chica ran into Mark's room with a toy when Amy delivered the coffee donut.
It was adorable
"Dad? Can play toy with's me?"
Haydn CharLs awwwwwwww that was so kawaii
Chica: “Dad dad dad DAAAD, pway with meeee! Dad! Dad! Dad! DADDY! Plaaaaay, i has toy! Am I good? Where’s the food? This toy isn’t food! Dad! Dad, dad, dad, Plaaayyy! Fine...I’m gonna go get mom, u ish no fuuun”
@@shadowfryarwolf just climb into the bin
"I've learned this from the minecrafts" Mark imma be real, we all want you to play mc
i would love to see mark play minecraft
i think drunk minecraft was the first series that had mark, wade, and bob all together
not gonna lie, i'm SUPER glad he didn't start playing it when Pewds and Jack started cuz that would just be too many minecraft videos. But I think it'd be really cool if he started when the latest update dropped
Wade: *Does smeagol impression*
Mark: You ruined it.
Me: I think smeagol crawls like that Mark, you're just jealous.
Mark is just bitter that he can't do the voice
"Light a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Light a man _on_ fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life."
- Sir Terry Pratchett
I'm a bit tipsy and that comment made me laugh so hard!
I'm sober and that comment made me snort my soda.
Lol
Literally the best author in the world. All of the quotes are just fantastic
Darwinism the game.
"Is this tiger dangerous?"
"Will this scorpion hurt me?"
Only 1 way to find out! *runs towards danger*
15:50 "Bob I'm so cold..." Suddenly: "Coffee donut?"
It's Amy! And dogs! And CoffeeDonut! And Mark is just stammering like a lil puppy.
That honestly was adorable
It's so cute
I have never seen anything cuter
Yes cute but... can puppy's stammer?
A marki-boy happy
WORK? _WITH??_ *_YOU!?!?_*
34:38 Setup of my favorite line in the video
Wade: Turns out hurting me *does* hurt me.
Wade again: What does the Bamboo look like?
Wade again again: I'm coming back... _With absolutely_ *NOTHING*
Wade again again again: The *frog* turned into a *tiger*
Wade again again again again: (Multiple times) I"m not crazy!
*Wade has gone insane.*
Amy is such a sweet heart! Y’all saw marks happy face when she brought him a coffee donut 🍩 🥺
Awwwww yeahhh! ^U^ that made me smile! so heartwarming!
The way Amy says "coffee donut," along with Mark's happy sounds made my heart melt. :D
No one mentions chica coming with her, too
I fr almost fucking cried it was amazing
that was so wholesome
Bob: Go left from where we spawned
Mark: *Immediately runs to his right*
Yeah xD
I love how wades walk up to mark looks like he’s a baby carrying things lmao 32:35
Wade: The frog turned in a tiger
Mark: Don't believe him
Bob: Don't believe him either
Later Mark finds the frog they cooked it and snakes and scorpians appeared. The nature is back with revenge for the tiger frog!
Here we have Wade, ruining absolutely everything
Mark, being highly inappropriate with his hands
And Bob, just wanting to say hi to Marks TH-cam Channel
Im sorry but...
COmMeNt If Im ThIcC PlEaSe 🥵😜
yup lol
@@lifeisok7726 no
❤️❤️
And Amy being an angel and bringing Mark a coffee doughnut
I never thought I'd get to witness the exact moment that Wade finally lost the last bit of his sanity, but here we are
Mark: The gatherer
Bob: The fire starter
Wade: the one on cocaine saying a frog became a tiger
37:42
Imagine hearing this in the middle of the night...
It literally happened when i read this
Final last words
"is this tiger dangerous?"
"will this scorpion hurt me?"
"THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER!!"
"..with that spear, I'm gonna try and hunt the tiger"
"uh oh, guys, I found a bee hive"
"what's the aggro range on the tiger? I'm about to find out."
"OOH, there's a scorpion! I'm gonna try and kill it."
"Guys! I'm not crazy! I swear!"
"they're friendly if you don't let 'em eat you"
"Oh, it disappeared, WHaT!?"
"AAAAAAA!!! IT'S RAINING SNAKES!!"
"I'm gonna try to kill this snake"
You forgot, "what's that buzzing sound?" 😂
So funny
"imma investigate the honking noise"
I laughed so hard when they say “ITS RAINING SNAKES” 😂😂
Also “are you by this tiger?”
Bob's scream when he finally gets the fire going is my favorite sound on the entire internet
it sounds like homer simpson.
That was such a legit startled shriek! XD
@@graciecat9694 I come back to this video sometimes just to hear it lol
20:05
I like his autotune sneeze.
i love how in most games mark plays, things always just fly away when he goes to grab it
Omg, I love Amy, and I love the little "=)" that Lixian gave her subtitle because that was definitely in her voice. She's such a sweetheart.
" *whatever you do , don't breathe water.* "
Instructions unclear. Accidentally became a merman.
It will end very badly....
*sucked water up nose 6 times while taking shower*
Who are you to tell me what i can and can't do? I'll go breathe as much water as i want right now, bye!
*Looks up in shower*
Potion of Water breathing III
Marks last words:
“Is this scorpion dangerous?”
I havent experienced that haha ha
He quoted his Cro-Magnon ancestors
Okay but mark and Amy’s relationship is so cute and healthy
"Is this a scorpion? Is this gonna hurt me?" -Markiplier 2020
"Don't breathe water." -Markiplier 2020
“Nice taint” - markiplier 2020
"Is this comedy?" -Me 2020
I liked this not because it’s fun but because you’re icon is sexy
@@CagnotteOrque Dude, no.
Why?
betty brochard I don’t like u not because u said that but because you said that while you look 10
Mark: i found a scorpion
Bob: i found a tiger
Wade: i found a FROG!!!!
Even worse
HAHAHA!!! Lmao!!
*Charlie Brown voice*: I got a rock
Amy: I found a coffee donut.
HAHAHAHA
34:43 Work?! With?! You?! Each word was more outrageous than the last!
I love that marks reaction to Amy giving him stuff to eat is always “This is the best thing to ever happen to me!!”
I love Henry running in tail wagging and chica showing mark her toy
“Is this tiger dangerous?” IMEDIATE SCREAMING
Ah, the life of cavemen was one of adventure
Amy: Coffee donut?
Mark: OoO
Amy: Coffee donut ;3
they’re so cute
Thx for spelling correction😂😅
Kayla Guillot *they’re...
Time stamp pls
hatem abumahfouz 15:54 :)
@@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307 ty
Donut coffee?
“I got donut coffee delivery”
That was adorable-
Its coffee donut not donut coffee
qwertyuiopasdfg hjklzxcvbnm
I don’t think the order really matters- but thanks for the correction-
Ikr! so cute!
@@drainedflavor8572 ikr? Like it matters what order you say it.
Amy is the Sweetest ^_^
4:55
"'Is this a scorpion? Is this going to hurt me?'
'No, why would it?'
'AAAA! I DIEEEEED!'
'Oh, it can! Thanks man.'"
I love how wade says goodnight sweet prince to himself, then just slumps over onto the wood
Bob: Is this tiger dangerous?
*Top ten moments before disaster.*
Top ten tragic anime deaths
Along with Random Encounters quote of "I'm gonna hug a moose"
I’m in your debt for making such a good joke
12:41 they genuinely begin to sound like actual cavemen discovering fire.
We need more Wade appreciation. Wade is wholesome and needs to be protected.
Did they not know there was a cruise ship literally passing by.
No they didn’t.
Wade knew, they just don't believe him because of the "Frog turns into Tiger" or that there was probably no frog when he sought to catch it
38:29
@@sydssolanumsamsys communism is a failure
Bruh they did know, they mentioned it countless times.
Mark: *looking for a way to break open the coconut*
Wade: *looking around the island*
Bob: "Is this tiger dangerous...?"
Wade: "The frog turned into a tiger!!"
Them: lol, he's crazy
*30 minutes later*
*Snakes and scorpions emerge from burnt frog "meat"*
DoodleDan mint👌🏽
Wade was right. Wade was a saint. Mark owes him a life debt.
Deadly animals just merge from frogs. Island crazy is a real thing.
Who hast summoned the almighty one!
Why is Wade always the one to find odd things first. It's just like those green snails all over again
The tiger turned the frogs gay!
I love how Mark and Bob are just trying to survive meanwhile Wade is wandering the island and is shouting random things like "Beehive!" or "Spider attack!" or "The frog turned into a tiger and then a snake appeared!"
Mark: I am big boy, I'm not scared of nothing!
Bob: What about Wade's life debt?
Mark.exe has corrupted
Katsuki watches Markiplier...my life is complete
Lol
OMG ITS BAKUGO AND DABI!
-_-