*deletes all social media accounts* *sells all possessions* *says goodbye to all friends and family* *travels to remote Tibet to live as a hermit* *one day a pigeon arrives* *pigeon carries a note* SHEN YUN 5000 YEARS OF CIVILIZATION REBORN
I'd back you up on the statement but growing up with a clerical fascist who unironically thought corporatism is a good idea and that queers aren't bad as a mother and it is hard for me to actually follow it. I'm a practicing zen buddhist but also quite diehard into Marxist historical and economical analysis. Both are seen as extremes within the religious and political spectrum. The more correct and complete statement would be: "Fight crazy with crazy" because outside of the US religion and politics are less intertwined. Much to the delight of people who care about basic human rights. Edit: Also fits because Maoists are absolutely crazy nutcases, ran into one IRL at a political meeting once and it was the loudest and most disruptive thing to ever happen at any of those meetings.
I love the idea of children screaming communist propaganda at fanatics. It’s just an amazing thought. Like the internet, but with more reality and less redditors.
>living in Taiwan for 12 years >not born in Taiwan >Second biggest party in Taiwan considers Taiwan as China and wants closer ties to China >Taiwanese government considers Taiwan as China >Taiwan is officially The Republic of China Tbf most Taiwanese are probably not communist (not in favor of the red sun) but it is not necessarily a widespread opinion that Taiwan is not China. I have met two Taiwanese teachers in the USA, one said Taiwan is China, the other said no. And the one who said no, was picked to come here by the US government.
Yo real shit, I applaud you for you're knowledge of the Chinese Scientology. The Falun Gong were once responsible for my friend's grandma dying due to rejecting modern medical treatment.
“Someone to better spend your money on than a guy who makes ms paint animations instead of actually contributing to society” - I think I speak for everyone here when I say that you most certainly contribute to society and are making it a safer, better place
It's a lot of fun. My neighborhood gets door to door preachers occasionally, I may or may not have once answered the door to them in a hat with a communist symbol on the front, a red bathrobe, and absolutely nothing else.
Just ask for people to apply to be the discord moderators, trust me all the try hard discord mods will instantly appear, and I can confirm this because I used to be a discord mod for a TH-camr’s discord Edit: just make sure you have someone who knows a lot about modding a discord server (especially a TH-camr discord) to help you review all the mod applications, because tons of fans who don’t know how to mod will apply and I can say from experience trying to tech them to mod isn’t easy, especially when the server is new
Storytime With Jeff ok I’ll help out, you can dm me on reddit and we can start from there, all the info for that is in my channel info (I don’t have insta or I’d just message you there)
@@techissus7449 you're an actual moron you dont establish a dictatorship to "give power to the people" and then expect it to give up its power to create some fucking utopia
Crazy contrast on this side of the Atlantic. Bus rides were always the best part of excursions. So whenever we were given the choice between staying in the Netherlands or going to Belgium, Germany, Austria, or France. Most people chose France or Austria because they were further away and simply more fun
5:03 I am a simple man. I see Stalin's refrigerator, I like. for those of you who don't know, "stalin's refrigerator" is a nickname for the infamous kv-2 tank
Have you ever thought about how bullshit it is to PAY to even fill out the CSS profile from CollegeB? They even make you sign that they are not responsible if the website gets hacked and you lose all your precious info or even that they are not responsible for anything that happens to you from filling it out
I live in NYC (specifically Queens) and when I was in Flushing (predominately Chinese area) and holy shit, I saw so many Falun Gong stands and shit. Thank god I wasn’t approached by them because I’m too awkward for that shit man.
This was a pretty unexpected turn of events. I was expecting more of the soviet kind of communism, but having some chinese communism was a welcome and exciting surprise. Personally, I think Soviet Russia has been extremely overused as a meme; glad to see you tried to change things up a bit.
The almost bullet proof thing is to just keep walking and NEVER stopping. You can talk with the other party but because you are always moving it isnt awkward if you leave the other person behind since youre busy already and cant stop.
Correct: Drive the Chinese government agents nuts by claiming you support the Faulon Gong. Drive the Faulon Gong Lunatics Nuts by claiming to support the Chinese government Win-Win
Combating religious fanaticism with another form of religious fanaticism that doesnt really like to call itself that because it’s way hypocritical to be aware of the obscurity of it’s own nature in regard to dogmatism
I have a story meeting these guys in DC when the organ harvesting book came out. I honestly would think the like ratio might be fucked if this trends, most people just understand the base history on why they're persecuted.
i wiped this memory from my cranial noodle but this brought it back. First year of university, there was a falun gong stall at orientation and the lady came up to us and the first thing she talked about was how the chinese government was harvesting their organs. Like for real, most cults open you up and try to exploit your vulnerabilities but she opened with 'our organs get harvested, you should join us' Anyways, i had no idea what was going on so i looked it up later and their official website for our city (because our city's falun gong branch didn't just have its own page, it straight up had a separate website) says their organs get harvested because falun gong members have holier organs because they're direct descendants of aliens or some other supernatural beings i didn't remember which one and communists want to transplant their holy organs into themselves to become gods After finding out about that time they tried to get interracial marriage banned, i decided to avoid them from that point forward, but in the second semester someone put shen yun posts under everyone's door in the dorms man i hate those guys so much, the red sun must illuminate taiwan
They harvest Falun Gong organs because they don't drink alcohol or smoke and pretty much do Yoga like stuff as part of their religion. Either that or because they want to make money off someone and a cult is an easy scape goat. Either way multiple world governments recognize that forced organ harvesting of Falun Gong and Uyghurs is indeed happening in China, including the US gov, the Australian gov, and an international independent tribunal.
@sasho_b. A guy who thinks Communist propaganda is written by scientists wants to comment on what counts as independent sources. Apparently you haven't bothered to look into how communist countries treat the sciences.
@@DBZHGWgamer Oh no, im not making claim, im citing the respectable, purebred american sources on marxism in academia, like how covid 19 is a marxist conspiracy by Joe Biden. So, science (vaccines, global warming, shape of the earth, "woke" social studies, so on) are all a bunch of neo-marxist bollocks, regardless of whether or not you ask communists or anti-communists. Also, we had the best science education and the most polytechnical schools. Now, this is just conjecture, but im betting money its true.
I don't understand why you guys couldn't just tell her "we don't wanna talk" and just leave. Like it's not like the woman could do anything about you guys just leaving.
Slight note here: As it turns out, those claims of forced organ harvesting were in fact true. The UN human rights commission just ended up letting the CCP “edit” their report on human rights violations, so mentions of it in official documents were “suddenly removed”. There were a couple of news articles about it recently and they started up because of the oppression of a different sect of a Muslim minority in northern China.
3:00 “In December 2018, a non-governmental tribunal known as the China Tribunal, chaired by British barrister Sir Geoffrey Nice KC, concluded "unanimously, and sure beyond reasonable doubt-that in China forced organ harvesting from prisoners of conscience has been practiced for a substantial period of time involving a very substantial number of victims."[12][13] China eventually admitted that it had engaged in systematic organ harvesting from death row prisoners,[7] though it denies that such an organ harvesting program is ongoing.” Wikipedia. So yeah they are organ harvesting silly billy
To be Fair to them, The Organ harvesting thing has been confirmed to be true. Though their personal beliefs are, concerning to say the least. They do not deserve that. However, the issue I have with them is trying to drag the U.S into their mess. That usually means them being very supportive of far-right wing groups in the country, which makes sense, considering the ones persecuiting them are the CCP.
*deletes all social media accounts*
*sells all possessions*
*says goodbye to all friends and family*
*travels to remote Tibet to live as a hermit*
*one day a pigeon arrives*
*pigeon carries a note*
SHEN YUN 5000 YEARS OF CIVILIZATION REBORN
Shen… wtf 🙄
wha
Eh ffs .
Shen yen is great
Love the show every year
“The red sun must illuminate Taiwan” I’m dead 😂😂💀
*saffron skies raise the blazing sun*
*a chance encounter, awkward displays*
*one day, my love, we'd be as one*
@@recordkeepingandinformatio8206 holy shit please no
Can we talk about his Chinese pronunciation?
That's pretty spot on
It was so much better than what i expected
One of the only channels that doesn’t butcher everything. Felt nice.
did he take classes or something?
Yeah its pretty good! It doesn't sound like he's fluid but it does sound like he's taken classes
@@kevynlub2655 i think he did
The only true way to combat religious extremists is with economic extremists, a tale as old as time
Yes lets fight napalm with nuclear fire
I don't see how, I seem to be doing fine as a Laissez-faire capitalist fundamentalist-Protestant-Christian.
@@galvanizeddreamer2051 wtf
@@galvanizeddreamer2051 beyond saving
I'd back you up on the statement but growing up with a clerical fascist who unironically thought corporatism is a good idea and that queers aren't bad as a mother and it is hard for me to actually follow it. I'm a practicing zen buddhist but also quite diehard into Marxist historical and economical analysis. Both are seen as extremes within the religious and political spectrum.
The more correct and complete statement would be: "Fight crazy with crazy" because outside of the US religion and politics are less intertwined. Much to the delight of people who care about basic human rights. Edit: Also fits because Maoists are absolutely crazy nutcases, ran into one IRL at a political meeting once and it was the loudest and most disruptive thing to ever happen at any of those meetings.
I love the idea of children screaming communist propaganda at fanatics. It’s just an amazing thought. Like the internet, but with more reality and less redditors.
This is so true lmao
Based!
Communism is just like religion in my opinion.
@@metalbotanist6730 It is as close to being a religion as Capitalism is :P
@Night Driver Reddit is full of people who think they’re socialists, but are really just welfare capitalists
4:26 After living in Taiwan for 12 years, I can confirm that if you said this to me, it would immediately get me to leave you alone.
[Angry CCP reeeing]
>living in Taiwan for 12 years
>not born in Taiwan
>Second biggest party in Taiwan considers Taiwan as China and wants closer ties to China
>Taiwanese government considers Taiwan as China
>Taiwan is officially The Republic of China
Tbf most Taiwanese are probably not communist (not in favor of the red sun) but it is not necessarily a widespread opinion that Taiwan is not China. I have met two Taiwanese teachers in the USA, one said Taiwan is China, the other said no. And the one who said no, was picked to come here by the US government.
@@wabc2336 China belongs to Taiwan. Not the other way around.
@@Pharozos Based
@@Pharozos Taiwan is the original China
What if they put a g after the o in Poland. That would be funny
Pogland, the land of epic gamers
yes
Finally enough Passion Orange Guava for me
pretty pog ngl
Kekistan: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary!"
Imagine showing this to a 1960s American
Imagine showing a 2015 Mercedes-Benz GLA 250 to a 1960s American
Storytime With Jeff sometimes I forget that's my username
based on the title, you already know this will be great.
Especially when you don’t even know WHAY half the words mean
Good to know I'm getting better at clickbait lmao
Storytime With Jeff lmao keep it up xD
Oh my god NYC has an insane amount of Falun Gong followers, especially my borough. I've lived here long enough to know how to avoid the right areas
Yea I remember visiting flushing and seeing them everywhere
Dang
Yo real shit, I applaud you for you're knowledge of the Chinese Scientology. The Falun Gong were once responsible for my friend's grandma dying due to rejecting modern medical treatment.
As a second generation Chinese-American, thank you I had a massive chuckle I’ll keep this strat in mind
According to my parents, the first phrase was good but the rest had some diction errors
"I have a general policy with road trips, namely I don't go on them if they're longer than two hours"
Oh boy, just be happy you don't live in Texas...
I lived in the Midwest for a bit and I could not stand having to drive for so long to get anywhere lmao
or Canada
“Someone to better spend your money on than a guy who makes ms paint animations instead of actually contributing to society” - I think I speak for everyone here when I say that you most certainly contribute to society and are making it a safer, better place
Thank you! That definitely wasn't the intention of the channel but I guess it's a welcome biproduct lol
Storytime With Jeff the best things in life are the unexpected things lmao
Who hasn't pretended to be a communist to avoid interactions with religious people
Ben Sanspiro
@Storytime With Jeff Perhaps
Wait you have to pretend?
It's a lot of fun. My neighborhood gets door to door preachers occasionally, I may or may not have once answered the door to them in a hat with a communist symbol on the front, a red bathrobe, and absolutely nothing else.
Not me because I can have a conversation with a religious person. And not a communist, and I would argue are far worse.
The title alone tells me this will be brilliant.
EDIT: glorious KV-2
Soviet bias is real change my mind lmao
4:55 I bet she was like, “I thought I was the only extremist here” XDDDD
Just ask for people to apply to be the discord moderators, trust me all the try hard discord mods will instantly appear, and I can confirm this because I used to be a discord mod for a TH-camr’s discord
Edit: just make sure you have someone who knows a lot about modding a discord server (especially a TH-camr discord) to help you review all the mod applications, because tons of fans who don’t know how to mod will apply and I can say from experience trying to tech them to mod isn’t easy, especially when the server is new
Hey! Would u mind helping me get started with it? If you're busy with your other servers you don't have to stick around forever...
Storytime With Jeff ok I’ll help out, you can dm me on reddit and we can start from there, all the info for that is in my channel info (I don’t have insta or I’d just message you there)
Some say one day, Bus will move to a park of his own, and continue the cycle once more
I think he'd be living up in the trees honestly
Deng Xiaoping -> Communist never have I laughed harder in my life
Modern China is my favorite classless and stateless society
Jake S “but guys seriously we should try communism again it hasn’t been tried enough”
@@christianmorales8978 this but unironically
@@techissus7449 you're an actual moron you dont establish a dictatorship to "give power to the people" and then expect it to give up its power to create some fucking utopia
@@christianmorales8978 socialism has never claimed to be utopian, do you even know how it has functioned in the past?
My bus driver drove us to the wrong track once and we had an extra hour on a tight ass bus
Maybe they know each other lmao
Crazy contrast on this side of the Atlantic. Bus rides were always the best part of excursions. So whenever we were given the choice between staying in the Netherlands or going to Belgium, Germany, Austria, or France. Most people chose France or Austria because they were further away and simply more fun
1:34 me playing i spy with my friend at the louvre
I thought it was the damn cheems frame for a second lmao
I wonder if Jeff has studied Mandarin; his chinese pronunciation is 👌 - dude even knew the proper cadence.
agreed.
Yo this vid is so poggers, thanks for the content Jeff
Skewmetric pogger univerisity by dental pruger?
BASED!
5:03 I am a simple man. I see Stalin's refrigerator, I like.
for those of you who don't know, "stalin's refrigerator" is a nickname for the infamous kv-2 tank
Your videos have a sort of sam O’ Nella academy vibe and I absolutely love it
Jeff, you want to stream Minecraft?
Yea! I've been practicing my speedruns lmao
Have you ever thought about how bullshit it is to PAY to even fill out the CSS profile from CollegeB? They even make you sign that they are not responsible if the website gets hacked and you lose all your precious info or even that they are not responsible for anything that happens to you from filling it out
Jeez I don't think I ever read the entire disclaimer thing. That's awful
I live in NYC (specifically Queens) and when I was in Flushing (predominately Chinese area) and holy shit, I saw so many Falun Gong stands and shit. Thank god I wasn’t approached by them because I’m too awkward for that shit man.
Yea I remember seeing them all over the place when I visited flushing! Especially near that big shopping mall area (?) that has restaurants at the top
yeah the other day there was a huge anti CCP march, which the CCP is bad, their motivations are too
I just found your channel awhile ago and I already love it! Keep up the great content!
Thanks for the support!
@@storytimewithjeff No problem!
This was a pretty unexpected turn of events. I was expecting more of the soviet kind of communism, but having some chinese communism was a welcome and exciting surprise. Personally, I think Soviet Russia has been extremely overused as a meme; glad to see you tried to change things up a bit.
Start marching while singing
前进！ 冒着敌人的炮火,
前进！ 冒着敌人的炮火,
前进! 前进！ 前进进！
Bus is the hero that we needed, but never expected to help.
The three top tier ideologies to get out of socializing: Communism, Anarchism, and Fascism
4:05 I didn't expected that.
She didn't either lmao
The almost bullet proof thing is to just keep walking and NEVER stopping. You can talk with the other party but because you are always moving it isnt awkward if you leave the other person behind since youre busy already and cant stop.
Goner is truly a legend of the highest degree.
5:04 The tank you drew is a KV-2, which was never owned or used in large numbers by the PLA (People's Liberation Army).
you're like the storytime version of sam o nella academy
Pro tip: this method also works when sides are switched.
Correct: Drive the Chinese government agents nuts by claiming you support the Faulon Gong.
Drive the Faulon Gong Lunatics Nuts by claiming to support the Chinese government
Win-Win
The long complicated insults man is back!
Doesn't have the same ring as Storytime With Jeff but I like it
Dude was that the space needle in your vid
So Jeff lives in Seattle, WA?
@@redbear7436 idk but it looked like the space needle could 100% just be for drawings sake
Lol I was just trying to think of something to draw for a city. Last time I went on the space needle I couldn't stand up bc I'm scared of heights lmao
@@storytimewithjeff Makes sense
@@storytimewithjeff alright seconed guess you live in Chicago
Combating religious fanaticism with another form of religious fanaticism that doesnt really like to call itself that because it’s way hypocritical to be aware of the obscurity of it’s own nature in regard to dogmatism
Dogmatism and religion aren't the same thing...
Ah.... the falanggong...... good times good times. As a chinese kid we ignore.....
funny video man, love this channel, learned some definitely useful phrases
Glad I could help LOL
*Careful what you say jeff, you almost got me arrested here*
My sincerest condolences if a PLA hit squad bursts through your windows
You guys are fucking legends. That's what I'm doing next time I see a falungong cult member
My favorite thing about being chinese is laughing at people trying to speak chinese. Great video. I love these.
My favourite thing about being Canadian is laughing at people trying to speak English
4:38 this is not a communist phrase, deng xiaping has thrown china back to capitalism
I did this with a group once, the first group was at a taco bells and we actually ran them completely out of beef
Never seen a better title
Glad to know I'm getting better at my clickbait lmao
I've never even heard of this religion..
I mean its only a few years older than me lmao so fair enough
Bus couldn't escape the karen
The God of Lettuce and Cabbage was no match unfortunately
Surprisingly good pronunciation!!
4:10
Transform your physiognomy into something purely goblinic.
Coming from a chinese speaker, your chinese is incredible man great pronounciation!
Thank you! I tried my best lmao
...did he get any lunch?
He only made it back to the bus after we got stuck in traffic lol
this is a beautiful title
The clickbait is working!
Are we really gonna ignore how Jeff's Chinese sounds good?
I have a story meeting these guys in DC when the organ harvesting book came out. I honestly would think the like ratio might be fucked if this trends, most people just understand the base history on why they're persecuted.
Honestly, as someone taking mandarin, that wasn’t half bad for pronunciation
Unusually high per capita murder rate sounds like where I live (also regularly featured as one of the worst cities to live in!).
how oddly specific yet very useful for me.
0:12 is that the space needle?
Yeah, he lives in seattle
Your pronunciation of chinese is so good
your friend who came up with it is an *abosulte, mad, lad*
i wiped this memory from my cranial noodle but this brought it back. First year of university, there was a falun gong stall at orientation and the lady came up to us and the first thing she talked about was how the chinese government was harvesting their organs. Like for real, most cults open you up and try to exploit your vulnerabilities but she opened with 'our organs get harvested, you should join us'
Anyways, i had no idea what was going on so i looked it up later and their official website for our city (because our city's falun gong branch didn't just have its own page, it straight up had a separate website) says their organs get harvested because falun gong members have holier organs because they're direct descendants of aliens or some other supernatural beings i didn't remember which one and communists want to transplant their holy organs into themselves to become gods
After finding out about that time they tried to get interracial marriage banned, i decided to avoid them from that point forward, but in the second semester someone put shen yun posts under everyone's door in the dorms
man i hate those guys so much, the red sun must illuminate taiwan
They harvest Falun Gong organs because they don't drink alcohol or smoke and pretty much do Yoga like stuff as part of their religion.
Either that or because they want to make money off someone and a cult is an easy scape goat. Either way multiple world governments recognize that forced organ harvesting of Falun Gong and Uyghurs is indeed happening in China, including the US gov, the Australian gov, and an international independent tribunal.
@@DBZHGWgamer "Including America, America, and America"
Ahh yes, the most independent of parties.
@sasho_b. A guy who thinks Communist propaganda is written by scientists wants to comment on what counts as independent sources. Apparently you haven't bothered to look into how communist countries treat the sciences.
@@DBZHGWgamer Oh no, im not making claim, im citing the respectable, purebred american sources on marxism in academia, like how covid 19 is a marxist conspiracy by Joe Biden. So, science (vaccines, global warming, shape of the earth, "woke" social studies, so on) are all a bunch of neo-marxist bollocks, regardless of whether or not you ask communists or anti-communists.
Also, we had the best science education and the most polytechnical schools. Now, this is just conjecture, but im betting money its true.
My friends: how was quarantine
Me: *simping for stick figure rant guy*
Jesus Christ this channel is amazing.
Thank you Jeff, very cool
Thank you Expansion Destination, even cooler
I don't understand why you guys couldn't just tell her "we don't wanna talk" and just leave.
Like it's not like the woman could do anything about you guys just leaving.
The chinese pronunciation was actually not that far off for a foreigner
Slight note here: As it turns out, those claims of forced organ harvesting were in fact true. The UN human rights commission just ended up letting the CCP “edit” their report on human rights violations, so mentions of it in official documents were “suddenly removed”. There were a couple of news articles about it recently and they started up because of the oppression of a different sect of a Muslim minority in northern China.
lol, I was watching this thinking, "oh like what they are doing to the Uyghur muslims". But I was blown away by the, "those are all just lies" take.
@@SuperTallBird same, the severity of slavery cant be downplayed it’s a gateway for a lot more than “forced labor.”
@@nelkspro5716 like the slavery in the usa as per the 13th amendment?
This video aged like milk...
only clicked on it because of the word "Propaganda"
I guess I'm getting better at clickbait lmao
second you mentioned there name my computer blue screened
That guy bus is a true comrade a true friend to the motherland
Bus is a unsung hero
rip bus
F
Bus's redemption arc
At my boy Jeff lives in Baltimore.
I cried while watching this, not cause of the video itself. I’m just sad
I did not expect that religious sect here
I saw the title and was like wtf *clicks*
Hello again, jeff
Hello again soda bottle
Jeff:Abnormally high murder rate
Me:Checks my city Johannesburg sees murder rate near venezuela...
Me:A shit oh fuck!
You guys are pretending?
real
bus is a real homie. he will be missed o7
Great video!!
Thanks Bib!
The same also works vice versa, so it’s balanced.
3:00 “In December 2018, a non-governmental tribunal known as the China Tribunal, chaired by British barrister Sir Geoffrey Nice KC, concluded "unanimously, and sure beyond reasonable doubt-that in China forced organ harvesting from prisoners of conscience has been practiced for a substantial period of time involving a very substantial number of victims."[12][13] China eventually admitted that it had engaged in systematic organ harvesting from death row prisoners,[7] though it denies that such an organ harvesting program is ongoing.” Wikipedia. So yeah they are organ harvesting silly billy
Funny story although I'm feeling more sympathetic towards the Falun Gong
To be Fair to them, The Organ harvesting thing has been confirmed to be true. Though their personal beliefs are, concerning to say the least. They do not deserve that. However, the issue I have with them is trying to drag the U.S into their mess. That usually means them being very supportive of far-right wing groups in the country, which makes sense, considering the ones persecuiting them are the CCP.
I thought that you would do a video on the Munster Rebellion
Unless I have a gf in that bus, you better hope I have a switch with me.
Because fuck that
Dude did you go to Loyola Blakefield!? I’m going there now
No I don't unfortunately :
Storytime With Jeff awww nuts what other Baltimore schools use the color blue? Gilman?
@@ohno3862 i go to gilman lol. what grade are you in?
damn your pronunciation was on point
"annex mongolia" LMAO
imagine living in baltimore
Imagine living
@@storytimewithjeff Imagine
This is the kind of clutch application of ultra useless information we all dream of, like XKCD 208.
Wait the guy is named bus?
Edit: bus missed the bus?
There is a guy named bus!
Tbh yer Chinese pronunciation gets a 3/5 by a certified Chinese viewer.
Thank u I tried lmao