A spectwe is haunting Euwope - the spectwe of communyism. Aww the powews of owd Euwope have entewed into a howy awwiance to exowcise this spectwe: Pope and Tsaw, Mettewnyich and Guizot, Fwench Wadicaws and Gewman powice-spies.
The reason why he was connected with dogs was one time someone called him a dog, since he was dirty, scruffy, and lived on the street, he then proceeded to piss all over the person proclaiming, if you will call me a dog i shall act like one
It also to do with the cynical philosophy. that says one should be like a dog, forfeit all mortal possessions and be happy like one. Just the questioning everything part survived.
I was really praying that last detail Jeff was talking about was one of them running into the classroom with a plucked chicken and screaming BEHOLD, A MAN
I'm amazed you managed to pass the class. I wrote a paper about Diogenes in my philosophy class and he didn't even read it further than the title to toss it into the trash in front of me and give me a 0.
I feel for you bro. Me and a friend read a script of a comic we did and it was awkward. We were supposed to do it with two other friends, but they were absent.
You should make a channel called "Evil Storytime WIth Jeff" where you simply invert the colors so I don't burn my retinas watching your videos at night
My Furry side: OwO My Nerd side: "Interesting title you have there." Both sides (secretly): "SHOW US THE VIDEO JEFF" In short, fantastic job. I salute you from behind the screen. Absolute madlad.
Diogenes was approached by Alexander The Great on another occasion and asked why Diogenes was looking through a pile of bones, he said to Alexander "I am trying to find the bones of your grandfather but cannot discern them from that of a slave."
0:15 Same, though it might partly be due to the fact that I was taking a different weight of English than I had been doing before, by virtue of I failed second semester of sophomore English.
"I snuck into class 20 minutes late and sat in the back left corner." So that's what college was like. You actually got to sit in class and be in a room with other people. You oldies had it good, nowadays us youngsters have class over Zoom.
he was associated with dogs because he pissed on a man after the man called him a dog, and then was confused why he was surprised about being suddenly pissed on
My final project for my 300 level grecoroman history class was a debate between athens and sparta. No ome wanted to be on team Athens. The Professor, knowing this, made the students with higher preoccupation grades be Athens. Great class otherwise
My happiest moments were in that trashcan.
Upload it, man!
That was the highlight of my junior year ngl
I am the trash can 🗑 🔥
@@storytimewithjeff was the class really that boring if it was the cause of the highlight of your junior year?
Sam O'Nella when Sam O'Nella goes away
I love how he managed to talk about a Greek philosopher, furries and the Spanish Civil War in 6 minutes
Sometimes I just gotta switch it up, yk?
This channel radiates pure chaotic intelligence, and I love it.
If you haven’t already, check out sam o’ nella academy. He makes similar content. I love his channel but he hasn’t been very active lately
@@user-cu5mc7bv4d Ah yes, chaotic intelligence
"chaotic intelligence" is my phrase of the day now
Chaotic neutral
Diogenese was actually a well-known supporter of legalization of vehicular manslaughter.
Truly a man ahead of his time
As we say here in Israel - Dros kol dos, or "run over all the religious folks", for you goys.
The title gives off a certain chaotic energy that I've never felt before
Diogenes was the forefather of furries.
He was a visionary
vision is scary
@@realshaperio could start a revolution, pollutin' the airwaves
@@VapourWav3 a rebel, so just let me revel and bask
Ah yes, the philosophy of furries. The morality of yiffing is an interesting quandary
A spectwe is haunting Euwope - the spectwe of communyism. Aww the powews of owd Euwope have entewed into a howy awwiance to exowcise this spectwe: Pope and Tsaw, Mettewnyich and Guizot, Fwench Wadicaws and Gewman powice-spies.
@a2cc y o u c a n n o t d e l a y t h e i n e v i t a b l e
no it isn't
You are absolutely right.
@@Blue-Maned_Hawkhe us joking
Now im no scientist but there's a distinct correlation between Jeff uploading and my brain being pogged.
Diogenes. I swear he was a past life of Eric Andre.
That diogenes arguing a chicken is a man part had me dying
The reason why he was connected with dogs was one time someone called him a dog, since he was dirty, scruffy, and lived on the street, he then proceeded to piss all over the person proclaiming, if you will call me a dog i shall act like one
It also to do with the cynical philosophy.
that says one should be like a dog, forfeit all mortal possessions and be happy like one.
Just the questioning everything part survived.
The great thing about this channel is that its never clickbait
Why is Jeff
-a philosopher
I have no clue tbh
I was really praying that last detail Jeff was talking about was one of them running into the classroom with a plucked chicken and screaming BEHOLD, A MAN
"excuse you from the manslaughter while high on ketamine, it does not."
The thumbnail radiates so much raw energy, I had to flip a circuit breaker.
This channel filled the void of GradeAUnderA and now Grade is back too...
2020 isn't going to be as bad as I thought
this aged very well
I'm amazed you managed to pass the class. I wrote a paper about Diogenes in my philosophy class and he didn't even read it further than the title to toss it into the trash in front of me and give me a 0.
Yikes your teacher doesn't sound terribly nice :/
Storytime With Jeff I got the last laugh because I passed his class and I will never see him again.
LOL THERE WAS A COLLEGEBOARD AD FOR THIS VID
Me when furlosopher
I feel for you bro. Me and a friend read a script of a comic we did and it was awkward. We were supposed to do it with two other friends, but they were absent.
You should make a channel called "Evil Storytime WIth Jeff" where you simply invert the colors so I don't burn my retinas watching your videos at night
This guy did not just compare Belle Delphine's Instagram page to the Trojan Fucking War
(Not clickbait) (Gone sexual) (Gone Wrong) (Police called)
This is my new favorite channel. I've been binge watching this for the last day and a half
Jeff sounds chaotic lawful
Sam O'Nella, but he's fed up with all of our bullshit.
“Jeff”
"Let's talk 384"
Not gonna lie you lowkey did Diogenes dirty with the explanation
There was a *small* oversimplification I'll admit
Storytime With Jeff it’s all good I love you anyway
I don’t see what’s wrong with the title I do that every Friday night
Diagonis was the first chad
Bruh I know who Diogenes is I watch Sam O’nella Academy
I will now dub you the new Sam O'Nella man
A title I will wear with pride!
Oh I love Diogenes his life is amazing
edit: oh and he was associated with dogs because he lived on a street and acted like one
I could not have physically clicked on the notification faster than I just did.
Sorry for the late upload lol
Phew, thank god it’s not clickbait!
I love the chaotic content
I love the mic peaking
Hi I'm just here telling you congratulations to 100k. You will crush it
Thank you! Here's hoping that comes soon!
How are you not huge already, literally underrated
My Furry side: OwO
My Nerd side: "Interesting title you have there."
Both sides (secretly): "SHOW US THE VIDEO JEFF"
In short, fantastic job. I salute you from behind the screen. Absolute madlad.
Diogenes was approached by Alexander The Great on another occasion and asked why Diogenes was looking through a pile of bones, he said to Alexander "I am trying to find the bones of your grandfather but cannot discern them from that of a slave."
Man explains how a furry saved his class project
0:15 Same, though it might partly be due to the fact that I was taking a different weight of English than I had been doing before, by virtue of I failed second semester of sophomore English.
Diogenes sounds like the first ever shitposter. That presentation must have been based.
The world first troll was a "furry" lmao.
This is the best fucking title ive ever seen on a video
How did this get on my recommended
I'm just as confused as you Dio
I loved taking Classical Studies in my freshman year
Here's the beginning to Jeff TV!
Diogenes was the OG Madlad.
"I snuck into class 20 minutes late and sat in the back left corner."
So that's what college was like. You actually got to sit in class and be in a room with other people. You oldies had it good, nowadays us youngsters have class over Zoom.
This has a lot of “back in my day” energy, but in reverse and that’s admirable
oh how I wish that was still the case
This really reminds me of samonella academy.
Now I want to see the footage of your project.
Your name a jeff.
Your name a HansEinar Fuglum
Very fitting for the first furry
0:32
Is this the war of troy,
"Glitch"
I had the same experience but in all three of my manditory latin/ spanish classes of which I chose latin.
this is art
he was associated with dogs because he pissed on a man after the man called him a dog, and then was confused why he was surprised about being suddenly pissed on
My final project for my 300 level grecoroman history class was a debate between athens and sparta. No ome wanted to be on team Athens. The Professor, knowing this, made the students with higher preoccupation grades be Athens. Great class otherwise
I know I'm late but, I think alcibiades would've been perfect
I would pay money to see that poor dude giving his all inna trash can
What? It said furry on the thumbnail, I had to click it!
Reminds me of Sam O Nella. Good vid tho.
Better than the mona lisa
tfw youre a 19 year old and already know all about diogenes lol
You're lucky that I like you more than Kissing Booth 2.
15,272 views
Sept. 26, 2020
8:47PM
-time capsule of Joe
Damn it jeff now im being spammed by youtube about the degenerate carpet wearers fml
My sincerest apologies Michael 😞
Sinop is where i live
Did he watch Dr K or did Dr K watch him lol
I hate the fact that I understand all of those greco-roman jokes.
oh shit i'm a real one
based god diogenes
TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Good stuff
samonella :)
Jeff
LandOfMe
Hell yeah
^ First!
Sam onella light
you can't just NOT show us the video
Justice for lol(abbreviated name of course)
good video
No u
Ok pop off
once i heard diogenes i knew my days spent watching salmonella videos had been worth it
Dude just do your homework wtf lol
Bruh
Yee
litteraly first
According to my comments you're third :
Here's the beginning to Jeff TV!