I LOVE BEING AMERICAN

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  • @Linterna001
    @Linterna001 หลายเดือนก่อน +2388

    What the Fuck is a kilometer 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @karunyap3
      @karunyap3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Love how he says 3 meters

    • @scar6073
      @scar6073 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The thing that y'all missed and crashed a billion dollar satellite on Mars

    • @Linterna001
      @Linterna001 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@scar6073 Bro, it's a joke. I'm not even American.

    • @OBlueBombO
      @OBlueBombO หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Linterna001 With that one statement I'd consider you American enough.

    • @Grey0009
      @Grey0009 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      USA USA USA 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

  • @1psychebillie
    @1psychebillie หลายเดือนก่อน +1602

    “what could be worse than living in the greatest country in the world?” Simply brilliant😭

    • @shivammahajan303
      @shivammahajan303 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the same one killed millions in an imperialist war.

    • @someasiandude4797
      @someasiandude4797 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      quote worthy words

    • @scar6073
      @scar6073 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Wait this whole video was sarcasm?

    • @bigsmoke4592
      @bigsmoke4592 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@scar6073 would you prefer free healthcare and college over 13 100.000 ton aircraft carriers you SOCIALIST?

    • @MyName-tb9oz
      @MyName-tb9oz หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      @@scar6073
      Yes, it was not.

  • @crystalinekeizer9465
    @crystalinekeizer9465 หลายเดือนก่อน +1311

    nothing will ever beat the great pilgrimage to the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid

    • @TheAverageMiata
      @TheAverageMiata หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      every time i visit my grandmother i have to pass it. ive never been inside it, but its ungodly size almost makes me cower just by the sheer emotion it brings.

    • @SolarSillySolace
      @SolarSillySolace หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      As I said in another comment, it should be a nationally recognized monument.

    • @TheAverageMiata
      @TheAverageMiata หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@SolarSillySolace real

    • @SalvadorRuberto
      @SalvadorRuberto หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I just googled the bass pro shops because I didn´t know they existed and thought that the piramid was a joke, I can´t believe it actually is real, wtf

    • @B.A.productions
      @B.A.productions หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It’s where I go to pray of course.🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💯💯😐

  • @Doppel_A
    @Doppel_A หลายเดือนก่อน +977

    As a european I feel incredibly inadequate that I cant summon an 11,2 Billion Dollar Nimitz--class Aircraft Carrier at will :(

    • @yanniammari1491
      @yanniammari1491 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Am pretty sure you guys rent it with nato unfortunately you pay the heavy price of being swarmed by american tourists every summer who call your millenia old country Europe

    • @bomba1905
      @bomba1905 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Luckily 99.99% of Americans can't summon one either

    • @yanniammari1491
      @yanniammari1491 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @bomba1905 nah you can easily just walk like a silly goose into a costal nation that has a kidnapping and ransom/terrorist problem and hope that they are dumb enough to hold you works better if nation has oil reserves

    • @JeredtheShy
      @JeredtheShy หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      You have no idea how hard it is to stop the kids from doing it all the time in school.

    • @DiamondKingStudios
      @DiamondKingStudios หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@yanniammari1491A lot of the time that tourism is just superficial, temporary, noncommittal repatriation. Most of us are your distant cousins; never forget it.

  • @Ganvy
    @Ganvy หลายเดือนก่อน +292

    Rest in peace Jeff... It feels like you are still with us.

    • @Borodinskyy
      @Borodinskyy หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      they always go so young😭

    • @danilvinyukov2060
      @danilvinyukov2060 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He got the CIA award for best journalism?

    • @theuglybeing4673
      @theuglybeing4673 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He died?!

  • @Stevie-J
    @Stevie-J หลายเดือนก่อน +271

    He said that he has friends in real life and that makes me question his commitment to being a youtuber

  • @sillycatboy69420
    @sillycatboy69420 หลายเดือนก่อน +583

    Jeff has been intimidated after the US army esports discord video and is making this video to attempt to damage control

    • @storytimewithjeff
      @storytimewithjeff  หลายเดือนก่อน +248

      the men in black that showed up at my house offered me $5

    • @shortsandwich5573
      @shortsandwich5573 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@storytimewithjeffthats a steal. Get that bag Jeff

    • @MetalFalcon99
      @MetalFalcon99 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@storytimewithjeff $5 is $5

    • @taiwandxt6493
      @taiwandxt6493 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      In all fairness, the U.S Navy has a much better reputation as they do more international good and do not have the same level of war crimes under their belt than the U.S Army or Air Force does for example. The U.S Navy is the primary force that keeps the sea lanes open for free international trade.

    • @sillycatboy69420
      @sillycatboy69420 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @taiwandxt6493 the navy seals copypasta would say otherwise

  • @zunk4435
    @zunk4435 หลายเดือนก่อน +406

    > loves being american
    > shows a daniel defense DDM4 in extreme detail
    No questions. This man is American.

    • @scar6073
      @scar6073 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine being an American and not owning a gun? The rest of the world are jealous of you and here you are not buying an AR15

  • @f1uffzhunt3r
    @f1uffzhunt3r หลายเดือนก่อน +576

    I now understand your college stories, now that I'm in college 😭

    • @notrealjohnny5399
      @notrealjohnny5399 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I'm also in college, and I don't fully understand. But I was the person who studied mathematics in my free time, so most of the courses at the moment are just refreshers; I tried getting more difficult classes, but they told me I wasn't allowed to. ;-; suffering from success.

    • @palchum1185
      @palchum1185 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The only complaint i have about college so far is the crashout food workers and the lack of repairs

    • @InfamousLuigi
      @InfamousLuigi หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@notrealjohnny5399once you hit your 400 level classes. You’ll understand.

  • @Blo55
    @Blo55 หลายเดือนก่อน +410

    5:00 Using metric, sounds like a commie to me.

    • @josephrupsis4623
      @josephrupsis4623 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      9mm and 2 liters and grams are American to me, also we used metric in our programming to get to the moon (less computationally heavy than freedom units)

    • @dougthedonkey1805
      @dougthedonkey1805 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think it was because he’s trying to describe it to a non-American

    • @g-ray7121
      @g-ray7121 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      metric is still too complicated, we need hexadecimal units

    • @jimmilton6644
      @jimmilton6644 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@josephrupsis4623its .38 commie

    • @ayden709
      @ayden709 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      we use IMPERIAL units, you reds

  • @chickenspaceprogram
    @chickenspaceprogram หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    as an American the US is basically what you get when you stop asking whether you should and only ask whether you could.

    • @howdoeatjerry3975
      @howdoeatjerry3975 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      As a Canadian, this is the opposite in Canada.

    • @JudeKS10
      @JudeKS10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@howdoeatjerry3975Yeah cause Canadians are losers

    • @kingbuckyduck5669
      @kingbuckyduck5669 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ah, the land of opportunity! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @rez505
    @rez505 หลายเดือนก่อน +306

    Jeff's gaining the physicist phrenology

    • @exotic1405
      @exotic1405 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      His rantsona got the conic section phrenology 50% of the time

    • @pigg3yy
      @pigg3yy หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      what the fuck is phrenology

    • @SuhbanIo
      @SuhbanIo หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pigg3yy your face

    • @jakes1566
      @jakes1566 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A real science, unlike physics ​@@pigg3yy

    • @Rheinhard
      @Rheinhard หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@pigg3yy discredited pseudoscience based on the idea that you could tell things about a person's mind, intellect, and personality by measuring their skull size and shape.

  • @gamezoid1234
    @gamezoid1234 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    9:13 confirmed visit to rural england

    • @Bluestpikmin
      @Bluestpikmin หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      no they said they were using cents and a language barrier which i know we all like to laugh at the english for their accents but they use english (crazy i know)

    • @DiamondKingStudios
      @DiamondKingStudios หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wish I could visit England again, mostly for the rural areas. London is overrated anyway.

    • @user-ih3jl9um6e
      @user-ih3jl9um6e หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Never been to Wales have ya?​@@Bluestpikmin

    • @Bluestpikmin
      @Bluestpikmin หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-ih3jl9um6e they still use pounds and mostly speak english i dont see your point can you explain more

  • @34dollars35
    @34dollars35 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    as a man who has visted the great bass pro pyramid i must tell you that the smaller ones are what road island is to the US as a whole. to truly understand amarica you must feel its power, see its might and understand its divinity. it is truly a cathedral.

  • @jamesleishman8025
    @jamesleishman8025 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    I have to say Jeff, your drawing of the Nimitz class was great

  • @SolarSillySolace
    @SolarSillySolace หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    As a Tennesseean the Memphis bass pro shop pyramid should become a nationally recognized monument

  • @arenacoder
    @arenacoder หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    2:23 , That is not the reason you don't have free healthcare.
    US does indeed spend a lot of money subsidizing healthcare but all of the money goes to companies only

    • @idkwhy77
      @idkwhy77 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah, and how do THEY, the companies, spend it

    • @ViyperCat
      @ViyperCat หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Free healthcare would not be needed if the government would just take their hands out of the medical industry at the moment a pharma company can patent a medicine and become a monopoly through that process even if they did research that medicine

    • @nicholaswatching
      @nicholaswatching หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      i mean, there's limited resources and it can be allocated differently probably; military budget is pretty high. also yea, insurance companies take way too much health money not denying that.. it's also a big budget

    • @fra604
      @fra604 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@idkwhy77they usually do not spend it in healthcare, they're for-profit companies. It usually goes to investment funds, higher-ups salaries and so on

    • @uboa8060
      @uboa8060 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      For the record the entire US military budget (around 900 billion dollars a year) is only 3% of the entirety of the USA's GDP. The military should basically be the last people complain about in regards to how the government spends its money

  • @Oreo_od50
    @Oreo_od50 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    I'm 4 years into my PhD, can't wait for your PhD stories!

    • @d3adstarr
      @d3adstarr หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      how's the research going

    • @Oreo_od50
      @Oreo_od50 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@d3adstarr Oh... it's going can't complain lol

  • @literallyanf15eagle
    @literallyanf15eagle หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Props to bro for drawing an M60, F35 Lightning II, M1A2 Abrams and Zumwalt-class destroyer perfectly

  • @glorioustigereye
    @glorioustigereye หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    3:00 on aircraft carriers. You hit my tism as you mentioned the Navy.
    The US has eleven but by some estimates we also have 20. The US has 9 Amphibious Assault Ships. These ships look similar to classic carriers from WW2 except they are designed to be the Swiss Army knife of logistics and combat. Ships and hovercraft can dock in an internal docking well in the back. Planes and stored in the hanger. Trucks and aid are also stored in the ship.
    USS Essex is an amphibious assault ship who showed up to save lives after both the 2010 Super typhoon in the Philippines and the 2011 Japanese earthquake and then a year later she collided with a friendly.
    USS Enterprise has to be my favorite ship of all time. Or collection of ships. If wooden USS Constitution wasn’t the US flagship US Enterprise would be. US Enterprise -06 fought like hell in WW2. She literally destroyed the Japanese navy after they sunk her sister ships Hornet and Yorktown. Only for the US to casually print out another Hornet and Yorktown. She was scrapped in the 1960’s only for some of her items to be placed inside of the over-engineered Goliath that was Enterprise -65.
    Enterprise 65 was the world’s first nuclear aircraft carrier. She had eight nuclear reactors and was the fastest warship on earth as well as the largest 1123 feet long. They only made one ship in the Enterprise class believing she was too costly at 450 million. The Nimitz class removed 6 reactors and reduced their size for a single ship cost 2 billion. In 1988 Iran mind USS Samuel B Roberts. The US response was to destroy half of Iran’s navy in an 8 hour work day with Enterprise. This is because you don’t touch American shipping especially Sammy B.
    After 9/11 Enterprise turned on all 8 reactors for the first time and charged towards Afghanistan. She was basically the first on the scene after out running everyone. Imagine being Pakistan knowing you betrayed the US and are housing the guy responsible for the largest terror attack ever. Then seeing a nuclear powered over engineered leviathan made of carcinogens and freedom bum rushing you at speeds never thought possible only to pass over you and invade a landlocked mountainous country from the sea.
    Currently Enterprise 65 is being dismantled and parts are being moved to 80.

    • @storytimewithjeff
      @storytimewithjeff  หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      My favorite Enterprise fun fact is that the founder of Enterprise rent-a-car served on the original Yorktown class one. Shame that we didn't keep the first Enterprise around as a museum ship.

  • @orthoplex64
    @orthoplex64 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "You'd better believe I'm gonna bleed red, white, and blue. It's in my DNA. Or should I say, my USA."
    That was way funnier than it should have been

  • @-Fenixx-
    @-Fenixx- หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    JEFF BACK WIT ANOTHER BIYEARLY POST LETS GO

  • @henryr9346
    @henryr9346 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    10:13 the strongest power of being an american is knowing that you could tolerate anything that isn’t detroit

  • @MishaBrancato
    @MishaBrancato หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    Bro put a fore grip on a AR 😭
    He’s sending a particular message lmao

    • @MishaBrancato
      @MishaBrancato หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      AND THE DETROIT COMMENT 😭

    • @zunk4435
      @zunk4435 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      naw that's a daniel defense, they come with them

    • @ch1gga22
      @ch1gga22 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lots of ppl put foregrips on ar’s, they’re useful for keeping your support hand in a consistent spot and pushing the butt stock into your shoulder with more force to mitigate recoil

  • @LudicrosityIndustries
    @LudicrosityIndustries หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    new jeff video just dropped

  • @benservey9295
    @benservey9295 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Real. I had a layover in Hong Kong once. Nothing made me feel prouder of my country then getting a McDonalds breakfast meal for like 2 dollars IN AN AIRPORT.

    • @jackpollard550
      @jackpollard550 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      There is no greater symbol of the American Empire than the fact that our military has the power to establish a Burger King almost anywhere on Earth at the drop of a hat.

  • @yariban9735
    @yariban9735 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    "what the skibidi man" 💀
    banger vid

    • @dhillaz
      @dhillaz หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      8:42 for those who might have missed

  • @caden6389
    @caden6389 หลายเดือนก่อน +183

    If you would be so kind as to inform me, good sir, the identity of the bizarre and unusual unit of measurement known to distant lands abroad as a Kilometer? Such a question has often befallen me with anger and frustration, to the point of muttering under my breathe as to not disturb others, "what the fuck is a Kilometer?" At last, I have yet to find an answer to this question, this Herculean task being best described as trying to find a needle in 2 and a half cubic football fields of organic hay. If it would not be to much to ask for, I may also plead that you may inform me, what the fuck is Celsius?

    • @boothhamrick342
      @boothhamrick342 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      No idea, I just know it will never be as great as Fahrenheit💯💯🗽

    • @jintsuubest9331
      @jintsuubest9331 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      M16a4 is 1000mm.
      1000mm is 1m.
      1m is 0.001km.
      1km is exactly 1000 m16a4.

    • @Appel2Juice3
      @Appel2Juice3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Celsius is a scale of 0-100 that more easily shows the boiling and freezing point of water. Fahrenheit on the other hand is a human centered scale from 0-100 on how hot or cold as fuck the weather is.

    • @awildjared1396
      @awildjared1396 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A kilometer is what we call: a tragedy.

    • @SillyHammer
      @SillyHammer หลายเดือนก่อน

      0 Fahrenheit is roughly freezing for seawater, 100 Fahrenheit is do you have a fever or not

  • @red_d849
    @red_d849 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    that was an incredibly well drawn abrams, and nimitz class aircraft carrier

  • @universalfox
    @universalfox หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Bass pro shop writing so hard I zerked 😩😩😩

  • @Nic_Bloody1905
    @Nic_Bloody1905 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Fun AMERICAN fact, the F-22 has goddam SAPPHIRES in its sensors. That’s rights, your Airforce is more blinged out than all of the Hip Hop industry combined.

    • @arsarma1808
      @arsarma1808 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The F-35 (depicted in this video) also uses sapphires for the EOTS covering. Something about it letting IR through but not radar to bouncy off of the equipment inside. Bonus points is that the housing is faceted, so it looks like a gemstone on the next of each aircraft.

  • @brownruns
    @brownruns หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    6:26 blud drew a Daniel Defense M4V7

  • @low-lee
    @low-lee หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Physicists are bald in the front so the universe can beam itself directly into their third eye.
    Physicists love when you say stuff like "third eye" and imply their ideas weren't from inside their own brain. So if you know any physicists, let them know!

  • @ru1n3dsa1nt2
    @ru1n3dsa1nt2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The fastest female swimmer sponsoring an American ship is amazing

  • @anasexualdragonwithinterne2912
    @anasexualdragonwithinterne2912 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    5:00 3 meters? i think you mean 3.28084 god blessed american yards

  • @studdeddiamond2210
    @studdeddiamond2210 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    4:11 that’s literally just Strength 💀

    • @Murpler
      @Murpler หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Araki beat Simone to the punch

  • @TexanHuman
    @TexanHuman 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    0:40 Those are some damn good drawings of an F-35, M1 Abrams, and a Zumwalt class of all things

  • @dunkin51
    @dunkin51 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    A few years ago I made a comment wondering if you would ever make a happy video, I am glad to see the day that you did!!! Here's to even more happy videos in the future Mr. With Jeff!

  • @Nes_Mimikyu
    @Nes_Mimikyu หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The return of the king

  • @undersc0r
    @undersc0r หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    the glock with the switchy🔥

  • @uz_010
    @uz_010 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Jeff my goat has returned.

  • @DanielleFreeman-im1yj
    @DanielleFreeman-im1yj หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Always glad to hear that you've survived another day of your college experience! Although I don't have the time at the moment to watch your video in full, I want to leave a comment and like to help you with the TH-cam algorithm!

  • @darealsherlock8026
    @darealsherlock8026 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Bro dropping is like NBAYoungboy dropping, hell yeaaaah

  • @aidanabregov1412
    @aidanabregov1412 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    You forgot to say “Amen” at the end 🇺🇸

    • @IceMMAnnn
      @IceMMAnnn หลายเดือนก่อน

      who cares tho were american not christans orah

    • @ericmorris3948
      @ericmorris3948 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@IceMMAnnnunder god

    • @IceMMAnnn
      @IceMMAnnn หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ericmorris3948 1st amendment 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @sandprint
    @sandprint หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    People usually put nordic countries on a pedestal, and yeah it's great, BUT people don't realize e.g in Finland we pay an average of fucking 58% personal income TAXES. It's not secret pure-heartedness of us that we have free health care and education, but just the way the system was built. For reference, the average income tax in US is 37%.
    There's pros and cons to both of them. Like in Finland we have the free services and quite good quality of public education. But you can't expect an American upper middle class way of living with individual houses as homes. Everyone is more so on the income same level and there's less homeless people. We keep a tight eye on what people and projects we're funding because we're essentially paying for it. Was it then funding the city theater or drug rehabilitation centers.
    On a random side rant, a few of our buildings in cities just look a bit depressing. It could be so much worse, but not rays of sunshine definitely. I envy a little lol how happy some middle class American buildings look like. I feel stereotypically that American wouldn't understand how it's really like to live in brutalist, USSR style buildings in some parts of Europe. Many people still grow up to half love them but it seems to lack any sort of room for individualistic inspiration or hopefulness.
    We have forests here which is an incredible cultural richness. People who spend time hiking in forests just for the sake of nature however is becoming the minority (closeness to nature persists though). It's amazing to have a perspective from forests on how life in it's most original form is. That is why culturally I am often surprised that many Americans have no contact to nature. And it's hard to imagine California a huge forest of redwood pines. Some people react to Target the same way someone could to a worthwhile forest to explore. (but again statistically, this walking type enjoyment is not super common anymore). In summers I can hike up to different destinations to explore, different rock formations to see, slight changes between ecosystems from my countryside backyard like 3h a day.

    • @pokebronyborn
      @pokebronyborn หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shit, if the government actually did what it was supposed to and make life better for it's people, I would gladly pay a 75% income tax.
      I dream of efficient and effective architecture, american buildings are SOMETIMES nice to look at, but almost always built as cheaply as the contractors could get away with, with dozens of unnecessary "features" that only exist to raise the selling price even more.
      As the saying goes "the grass always looks greener on the other side"

    • @sandprint
      @sandprint หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pokebronyborn That's wholesome. Feels like it's the dynamic between helping the population's people and also lifting those up who are doing worse than you; on the other hand, not getting as big of an award if you do better. Maybe even facing how much you trust humanity and yourself. Yeah, grass is always greener in the other side. I remember in the tram I saw a couple of tourists frantically taking pictures of the same sigh-able grey landscape I go past daily, and it made me feel happy how enthusiastic they were.
      It's funny to hear abt questionable house features there.

  • @captaingatorade5800
    @captaingatorade5800 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    THE GOAT HAS RETURNED !!!

  • @saadsyed8671
    @saadsyed8671 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    You can save your balding problem by streaming

    • @ram10-
      @ram10- หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Future Keeps sponsorship?

  • @stala9204
    @stala9204 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "abcdef" 7:22 that b does not look like a b and I couldn't tell that was a d until I realized instead of diagonal line it was two different lines to look like square
    7:28 "qrstu"
    7:33 "ow"
    7:38 "_t" no clue what that first character is supposed to be, my best guess is a u.

  • @Sunnywastakentoo
    @Sunnywastakentoo หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    While, yes, some of our hardships come from spending so much on the military, we have to unironically remember that we also just waste lots of money. Compared to other countries' cost of healthcare per capita, we should be able to do that free healthcare thing with even less than we budget for it federally. I love both sides, and we can indeed have both sides. Don't let the admiration of our powerful military convince you that its taking any meaningful amount from the things we're lacking.

  • @Flairis
    @Flairis หลายเดือนก่อน

    MY GLORIOUS JEFF IS BACK

  • @LSparkzwz
    @LSparkzwz หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Not to start a flamewar but all these arguments feel like meeting a raccoon proudly giving me a tour of his territory in the back of a restaurant, like, ok you go buddy

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      That whats makes it beautiful

    • @bhhmmv
      @bhhmmv หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      stfu european come back when u land humans on the moon or actually have a functioning economy and have a higher average income per capita than missouri

    • @unconcernedsalad2
      @unconcernedsalad2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      yeah because this is a parody

    • @taiwandxt6493
      @taiwandxt6493 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      There's nothing wrong with being proud of your country ultimately, and these arguments are not entirely without merit. They just kinda lack a little nuance which in a comedy video isn't really a bad thing.

  • @jamesleishman8025
    @jamesleishman8025 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Lets go new Jeff video!

  • @stirrcrazy2704
    @stirrcrazy2704 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I was 100% expecting a ground news sponsorship when he briefly mentioned politics lmao

  • @joaohenriquefontes8633
    @joaohenriquefontes8633 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    SOY LOCO POR TI AMERICA

  • @yourlocalhuman3107
    @yourlocalhuman3107 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    terrible timing for this to pop up on my yt reccommended

  • @joeflores5002
    @joeflores5002 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There's so much more to love this country more. I always smile thinking about tomorrow because I know it's gonna be another day

  • @carllinden533
    @carllinden533 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Now that you mention it, being an American is pretty cool.

  • @DaxSudo
    @DaxSudo หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    DONT TOUCH OUR BOATS.

  • @SirShanova
    @SirShanova หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEW STORY TIME JEFF UPLOAD ITS GONNA BE A GOOD MONTH!!!!!!!

  • @aidan9411
    @aidan9411 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    And that wasn't even the Ford class

  • @urgaynknowit
    @urgaynknowit หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was entertaining, and brilliant, two thumbs way up

  • @johnmayfield7662
    @johnmayfield7662 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Hey Jeff , my uni forced me to look for a specific black spring in the middle of war. I almost didnt make it,, so if you ever feel like hosting a viewer whos more abused than you feel free to msg me

  • @edgamz9315
    @edgamz9315 หลายเดือนก่อน

    @0:40 I really, really appreciate the amount of time and effort that went into drawing out an Abrams, Lightning II, Zumwalt, M60, and Tactical Mobility Scooter, but the flag only has 6 stripes and 23 stars. As an American who loves military technology and is IFFY at best about my feelings towards America (especially after last night), i fucking love this.

  • @themanofshn1855
    @themanofshn1855 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That drunk story has the same vibe as the “wait a minute, I’m white” scene from that one show

  • @acrotten
    @acrotten หลายเดือนก่อน

    nothing beats a Jeff upload

  • @mrfinn9015
    @mrfinn9015 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this video has filled a storytime with jeff shaped hole in my heart

  • @edgamz9315
    @edgamz9315 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    @3:44 as a sailor yeah that's pretty much it. My ship's sponsor was Dr. Jill Biden, so that was neat

    • @longjoshuap
      @longjoshuap 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      RIP that ship’s screwed

    • @edgamz9315
      @edgamz9315 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @longjoshuap well, we were the best on the waterfront, so I'm not too sure about that one

  • @C4AZ3_Kaze
    @C4AZ3_Kaze หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    AND I LOVE WATCHING JEFF VIDEOS

  • @louimmature
    @louimmature หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    didnt know a physiticis was so poetic love you jeff

  • @captaineflowchapka5535
    @captaineflowchapka5535 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i had the experience of untold richness when i went to khazakstan
    also the dollar is only strong as the trust in us stability
    the more that trust decline , the more the dolalr won't be assume as the automatic winner and thus it will be dealt with real value

  • @nomore-rb6zq
    @nomore-rb6zq หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Can you please add a subway surfers brainrot when explaining your spiritual experience on bass pro shop?

  • @HederaPaints
    @HederaPaints หลายเดือนก่อน

    YEAHHHH MORE STORY TIME WITH JEFF VIDEOSSS

  • @stolenmonkey7477
    @stolenmonkey7477 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The geopolitical, economic, and military power of the United States is something never seen before in history. No country in the world has such an absurdly high level of success in so many ways and with just about perfect geographic accommodations for such success. America is great, will always be great, and I, for one, am proud to live here and call her home.

  • @trevorlee9949
    @trevorlee9949 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Babe wake up more Storytime with Jeff!

  • @Papameme2711
    @Papameme2711 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The return of my goat

  • @casperdong
    @casperdong หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Guys I think Jeff likes being American

  • @everythingwithashton5876
    @everythingwithashton5876 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That last line went unbelievably hard. What wit!

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1 downside of being an American scientist you forgot to mention: the imperial system

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sarcasm is the greatest form of insult

  • @MainChannel9521
    @MainChannel9521 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love your content

  • @DKdrop
    @DKdrop หลายเดือนก่อน

    I started thinning in my senior year of high school. It ain't so bad.

  • @cerahan1077
    @cerahan1077 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wake up babe Storytime With Jeff just uploaded

  • @visualbrick6574
    @visualbrick6574 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:08 and thats my contribution to science

  • @chrosairs7057
    @chrosairs7057 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This really stings

  • @sashasthm
    @sashasthm หลายเดือนก่อน

    love your videos! I'm in my first year of physics phd after finishing undergrad in the spring too. Good luck soldier 🫡

  • @Spruce_XI
    @Spruce_XI หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow he passed 100k subs, i still remember watching him at like 20k

  • @framedarc7148
    @framedarc7148 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As another beneficiary of the great DTRA gods, I can confirm that government funding is insane

  • @BoliceOccifer
    @BoliceOccifer หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:12 I do genuinely wonder whether my entire line of ancestry has cumulatively produced equal value to that beautiful machine.

  • @zobius9191
    @zobius9191 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As someone who suffers from Anxiety and Depression, our Military prowess brings me back to normality. I am also a philosopher, I understand you.

  • @mawi4112
    @mawi4112 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i saw the USS intrepid in New York and the Apollo rocket in cape caneveral, me being a wee german lad, it was suprising

  • @ohitsaqua146
    @ohitsaqua146 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks, Jeff, good video.

  • @legocreator768
    @legocreator768 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:26 wow, never thought I'd see Standard Galactic in a Jeff video. Sadly it doesn't say anything of note, but was still surprised ^ ^

  • @welp6653
    @welp6653 หลายเดือนก่อน

    PEAK CINEMA 🔥

  • @taiwandxt6493
    @taiwandxt6493 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I typically do not like calling the U.S "the greatest country on Earth." We are a very great country and I am grateful for being born here every single time I watch the news even with how divided it is, the kind of and the magnitude of the problems our country has make me unable to in good conscious call the U.S the greatest country on Earth. We are the most powerful country on Earth, which is more accurate and should not in any way make Americans less prideful, however under things like our military power and our technological innovation lies a lackluster quality of life and political system relative to many of our other developed allies.
    I still wouldn't trade it for the world though, for better or for worse, this is my home 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @duckner
      @duckner หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you don't think your country is the best, go to a different one or make it so. Lackluster quality of life? Sure, go live anywhere else

  • @d3adstarr
    @d3adstarr หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    listened to too much midwest emo and now I am here 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

  • @rue6914
    @rue6914 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It took me a while to realize that thumbnail was a stick figure drinking, and not balls

  • @furioustoco2824
    @furioustoco2824 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:00 raised it three -whats - dear jeff?

  • @ManeShaker
    @ManeShaker หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jeff's still with us! :D

  • @alecsanlerthemoldovan
    @alecsanlerthemoldovan หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    7:26 first says ABCDEF then QRSTU on the last.
    That is the standard galactic alphabet, or in other words enchantment table language

  • @kevinsitu583
    @kevinsitu583 หลายเดือนก่อน

    while in california its nice to visit our museum capital ships ie. uss Iowa midway and hornet