Truly the perfect podcast duo, Ted brings the silky smooth voice, the good looks, intelligence, large phallus and charm, while Jschlatt brings the mustache.
i love how the whole baboon arguement started with schlatt complaining how baboons arent on the list and it ends with "lets put baboon in A and call it a day" i fucking gutbusted and felt lobotomized
i dont even think they gaslit him, atleast intentionally. ted asked if it was the national bird and then kept talking about national birds, schlatt then started freaking out about them talking about national birds instead of national animals
@@Sopsy_HallowI’m still so confused on why schlatt was getting mad in the first place as if they weren’t talking about national birds in the first place 😂 Edit: so I watched it back and it seems like schlatt thinks that countries just a national animal and not specific categories like national birds or mammals
@@boopinoop4545 probably because the US having a national mammal is sort of a new concept, think it started in like 2017 that the Bison was named the National Mammal before that it was just the Bald Eagle as the national animal.
Recently met Ted at a Fred Meyer! He was so nice, jammed a squirrel down my throat and curb stomped my shins. Great guy and would highly recommend approaching him! ❤
2nd thought: Platypus is S teir. That it is any lower than A at least is a crime. They are awsome. They are bioluminescent. They have pisonous ancle barbs. They can close all their holes to go under water. They are egg laying mammals. Their fur is water proof. They are adorable
@Stella.gs22 they had him on a while ago, back when Charlie was still on the pod, but the episode was only up for like 30 mins before they took it down because of several... incidents.
As a Louisiana dweller, I can confirm that I too dissected an owl pellet in elementary school. My kindergarten teacher also had us watch a live stream of an owl sit on its eggs and feed the babies once they hatch. We tuned into the stream about once every week and we started calling it “Owl Day.” Also, I used to read Warrior Cats and they are *still* being written to this day (if I recall correctly). It’s crazy.
42:11 DRAGONOLOGH WAS THE BEST THING AT SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR! That deep cut made me so happy, and seeing Tucker pull it out solidified him as the goat to me
Dude! I was obcessed with the Warrior series by Erin Hunter! The author is actually three different people and they did several series for other animals as well. I still think about the brave Fireheart and his journey with the four clans frequently.
@@saturnal Erin Hunter is a pen name for three people collaborating on the stories, and I don't know if this correct but I believe I remember reading that a few of those authors have changed throughout the different series as well.
Emotional rollercoaster of an episode, S-tier for sure. When Schlatt opened up about the manitees I think we all experienced some catharsis - & most importantly, we got through it together 🫂
im watching this on my birthday and its probably my fav ep so far. i have laughed so much that i keep trying to like the vid but ive already liked it lmao
As a Canadian, I’m with Tucker on the puffins lmao… Nova Scotia and Newfoundland/Labrador in Canada have puffins all over the coast and they’re amazing
@@lillyocarroll I really thought when ‘he’ got executed on the 24th of October 2023 for ‘his’ many war crimes in 1999, that it was all over. 😢 You’re so right, It’s just amazing to see ‘Schlatt’ so realistically rendered 💐 🕊️ 💕
Pigeons deserve to be in S tier. They are fully domesticated animals we basically abandoned in the last 75-100 years when they were no longer useful to us. But they've been with us since the annals of recorded history, and deserve our respect and frankly adoration.
"You pop'em on your shoulder and then you got a fuckin' ancient dinosaur just chillin' there" - Schlatt, this has to be one of the best Schlatt out of context quotes 😂
In second grade my teacher gave everyone in our class a webkins and I didn’t know what they were, I was just happy to get a stuffed animal and I also got the Red eyed Tree frog and love that thing so much!
I've never felt more represented in media as when Ted started geeking out about his love of dragons and the reign of fire movie. Mathew McConaugh, Christian Bale, and Gerard Butler at their peak
Ted singing the DK rap and Schlatt being completely clueless, plus the whole mankey kong thing makes me realize how fucking long it has been since those games released. DK Country and DK 64 is peak 90's gaming.
The fact that there's another ADHDer who's obsessed with owls.. My goodness. My jaw dropped when Ted mentioned the Guardians of Ga'Hoole. I read all 14 books in the span of maybe 6 months when I was 11. To this day I still love owls. My favourites are the Barn Owls, tyto alba.
ik this is about real animals but when ted dropped that ‘dragon guide from the scholastic book fair’ it unlocked an endemic ancestral memory in my brain. core memory revealed. seven year old me was so thoroughly flabbergasted by that book
We did it boys. Tucker's mic quality is finally better than schlong's 🙏
Only a couple of episodes to go until Ted & Schlatt are moderating for the Tucker podcast
"schlong's" 💀
@@saturnalfinally the podcast can be good
@@labeastmode25 Tucker Sandwich here we come
@@saturnal tuckle sandwich?
I love how Ted's opinion of an animal is almost solely based on how many fun facts he knows about it
"I've heard some horrible allegations about Pigeons, but they've always been cool to ME, soo... " - unethical human Ted Negative
Schlatt has the coziest audio quality there's ever been.
Schlatt giving us webcam audio is so cozy
he’s cozy as hell😡
@@qt9041 who's sayig he isn't?
Sckit is so cozy
@@mostusedbyfar i was mimicking the way he yelled it in the intro lol
Unironically I’d love to see a tier list for like, mythological creatures, Cryptids, and/or prehistoric creatures
quite unethical to rank ones kin
Forehead Fables had a nice one on cryptids!
wendigoon collab
@@Xcooldude1Oh hell yeah, that would be actually awesome
Truly the perfect podcast duo, Ted brings the silky smooth voice, the good looks, intelligence, large phallus and charm, while Jschlatt brings the mustache.
And the gun
Kim Kitsuragi and Harry Du bois
One is insane and the other is slightly more sane
schlatt brings the liability
And the chops
i love how the whole baboon arguement started with schlatt complaining how baboons arent on the list and it ends with "lets put baboon in A and call it a day" i fucking gutbusted and felt lobotomized
“People idolize killers all the time”
“…like who?”
“Barack Obama”
Took me out 😭💀
Schlatt is on his schlatt game in this episode
10 seconds into the pod and schlatt is already yelling... Ahh chuckle sandwich
So nice of "Skunk" and "Toucan" and Tucker to rank their meals
ted venison
To whom it may concern-
It has been 565 days since the last chuckle dungeon.
😭😭😭
😔
The prophecy...
I cry
if ted keeps showing up and fighting charlie i don't see how they could do another one tbh /hj
I love schlatt shouting how he's cozy as hell truly embodies the coziness at hand
Ted and Tucker absolutely Gaslighting Schlatt when talking about national animals was insane LMAOO
Gaslit AND mogged? What are we coming to people
(Edit: corrected verb tense, don't want to gaslight with grammer)
@@saturnalgogged
i dont even think they gaslit him, atleast intentionally. ted asked if it was the national bird and then kept talking about national birds, schlatt then started freaking out about them talking about national birds instead of national animals
@@Sopsy_HallowI’m still so confused on why schlatt was getting mad in the first place as if they weren’t talking about national birds in the first place 😂
Edit: so I watched it back and it seems like schlatt thinks that countries just a national animal and not specific categories like national birds or mammals
@@boopinoop4545 probably because the US having a national mammal is sort of a new concept, think it started in like 2017 that the Bison was named the National Mammal before that it was just the Bald Eagle as the national animal.
Recently met Ted at a Fred Meyer! He was so nice, jammed a squirrel down my throat and curb stomped my shins. Great guy and would highly recommend approaching him! ❤
Schlatt’s set is the most cozy for sure
There’s too much empty space for teds to feel cozy
his '99 actions are not as cozy though
It’s hilarious how we’re slowly getting to see more and more of Tucker’s apartment
this is the perfect podcast to dissect squirrels to
Are you saying this out of experience?
Retweet girly
YOU DO THAT TOO?!?
@@Katherineeeeeeeeeeeecan I have a bite
@@FieldAgent-D yes ofc bb
i loved the part where Ted emotionally manipulated Schlatt and used his childhood memories of his bearded dragon against him. Classic Ted!
Love that guy
I love listening to schlatt drunkly ramble, brings me back to the times when my dad would beat me❤
WHAT-
I’d love to see a tier list of monsters but like in a smash, marry, kill kinda way.
I feel like schlatt would have mixed feelings about Big Foot.
I truly love how much more prevalent tucker becomes with every passing episode. It almost makes me glad he gave Ted and Schlatt that bomb.
Hey Laugh Hoagie, love you guys' work. Schlatt seems so cozy and Tucker is, as always, cherubic. Ted is.
Ted is.
Ted is.
Ted is.
Ted is?
@@Xeroc_ Ted is.
Schlugg getting drunk and yelling "THE NATIONAL ANIMAL" was me at thanksgiving
Tucker's facial expressions are so delightful. He always looks elated our so incredibly upset
2nd thought: Platypus is S teir. That it is any lower than A at least is a crime. They are awsome. They are bioluminescent. They have pisonous ancle barbs. They can close all their holes to go under water. They are egg laying mammals. Their fur is water proof. They are adorable
Can't wait to see 'The Ultimate Chuckle Sandwich Tier List Video Tier List' episode next!
All F tier except the Markiplier episode
@@chilly_dog8686wait what markiplier was here wtf
@Stella.gs22 they had him on a while ago, back when Charlie was still on the pod, but the episode was only up for like 30 mins before they took it down because of several... incidents.
@@violetc9540 some say the Markiplier incident of '22 is what led to "Charles" getting the silly package in the mail.
"What is that, a turkey?"
"That's a lobster."
I’m surprised jschlatt is not on this tier list especially after what he did in ‘99
this is the perfect poscast to ponder on jschlatt's mic quality that is comparable to the sound of the damned souls of hell screaming in unison.
As a Louisiana dweller, I can confirm that I too dissected an owl pellet in elementary school. My kindergarten teacher also had us watch a live stream of an owl sit on its eggs and feed the babies once they hatch. We tuned into the stream about once every week and we started calling it “Owl Day.”
Also, I used to read Warrior Cats and they are *still* being written to this day (if I recall correctly). It’s crazy.
23:29 I love how Ted calls Tucker a dope, like a dad right out of the 50s
"Schlatt" and Ted never fail to make me scream in terror when they appear on-screen
we just really like hearing you guys talk in general and during the tier lists we get to hear so much about your opinions and i love it
42:11 DRAGONOLOGH WAS THE BEST THING AT SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR! That deep cut made me so happy, and seeing Tucker pull it out solidified him as the goat to me
Dude! I was obcessed with the Warrior series by Erin Hunter! The author is actually three different people and they did several series for other animals as well.
I still think about the brave Fireheart and his journey with the four clans frequently.
a classic series indubitably
The author is three different people?? Now THAT'S something to write about, most people are just one
@@saturnal Erin Hunter is a pen name for three people collaborating on the stories, and I don't know if this correct but I believe I remember reading that a few of those authors have changed throughout the different series as well.
I fucking hate this podcast so much 🩷 I cry and scream in terror when I see the hosts faces
Emotional rollercoaster of an episode, S-tier for sure. When Schlatt opened up about the manitees I think we all experienced some catharsis - & most importantly, we got through it together 🫂
Tucker being unrestrainingly violent to Schtall gave me whiplash
Reminds me of when schlatt “mogged” my entire family back in ‘99. Great pod as always
Back then we didn't even have a word for it, so we just didn't talk about it 🤷
It's been awhile since i have seen Schlatt fake cry. Love to see it ❤
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while feeling cozy
Cozy moggers
holy moly tucker pulling out the dragonology book unlocked a memory i started crying i love this podcast with all my heart and soul
THIS FIGHT OVER THE BALD EAGLE HAS ME CRYING OML
Tucker’s such a great podcast addition ❤
The Lanky Kong reference was a deep cut😂 That theme song was iconic!
Chuckle sandwich never fails to bring out my inner beast
im glad you guys are cozy because i haven’t been cozy since schlock’s escapades in 99
the first ten seconds summarises absolutely perfectly the entire dynamic of this podcast and its possibly my fav thing ever
I think Tuckers vibe has an underrated coziness that was completely disrespected
schlatt is def the most cozy here and always has been the most cozy
"I could sleep Ted and Schlatt at the same"
-Slime for the next 58 years
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while driving through a whiteout
Chuckle sandwich once again here to ruin my day!!! I look forward to next week
I would love to see you guys do a reptile/amphibian tier list since y’all seem to love all of them so much
im watching this on my birthday and its probably my fav ep so far. i have laughed so much that i keep trying to like the vid but ive already liked it lmao
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while edging
As a Canadian, I’m with Tucker on the puffins lmao… Nova Scotia and Newfoundland/Labrador in Canada have puffins all over the coast and they’re amazing
weird how Ted Venison isnt in this list considering how he tore my ribcage open like a bear last week at the local Culver's ❤❤ thanks Ted
This is the perfect podcast to mog people to
Fun fact: Puffins have the iconic orange on the beak only during breeding season
Every time I see “schlatt” in a thumbnail, I instantly start crying and violently shaking. He is truly terrifying
AI is truly incredible at bringing him back to life with all his terrifying beauty.
@@lillyocarroll I really thought when ‘he’ got executed on the 24th of October 2023 for ‘his’ many war crimes in 1999, that it was all over. 😢
You’re so right, It’s just amazing to see ‘Schlatt’ so realistically rendered 💐 🕊️ 💕
Ted. Schlatt & Tucker never fail to spread me wide open and fill me with content 🥰
the manky Kong community is ecstatic that you fine gentlemen have found and spread awareness about the great HOO.
can confirm the elementary school owl obsession also extended to the northwest
Pigeons deserve to be in S tier. They are fully domesticated animals we basically abandoned in the last 75-100 years when they were no longer useful to us. But they've been with us since the annals of recorded history, and deserve our respect and frankly adoration.
You guys should rank your favorite guests you’ve had on
Wait until schlatt realizes that the national animal of Scotland is a unicorn
“this isn’t the yard.” 😭😭😭😭😂
42:02 core memory unlocked, holy mother of christ, thats a thowback
The funny thing is everything JStache said about bearded dragons could be used to describe pigeons.
Did not expect schlatt to call out my weird, obscure favorite childhood puffin cereal by name but here we are
I just finished eating an entire container of Playdough
Not that difficult, I’ve eaten seven already.
You have to get those numbers up
next time you're in LA you should go to the aquarium of the pacific. They have a puffin enclosure and they swim around real fast
Chuckle Sandwich always fails to make me laugh
That lil win schlatt had at 22:30 was slick lmao
Chuckle sandwich is the best podcast to listen to while you’re listening to chuckle sandwich
Schlatt is 100% the coziest person to ever be on this podcast.
When ever I read Jschlatts name change in the description every week it gives me life
I like Jschlatt introducing the internet term of the week to every group he's a part of, this also happens in Sleep Deprived videos.
not even 10 seconds in and schat is already screaming. gonna be a good episode
"You pop'em on your shoulder and then you got a fuckin' ancient dinosaur just chillin' there" - Schlatt, this has to be one of the best Schlatt out of context quotes 😂
I legitimately couldn't tell if he was talking about the lizard or the pigeon at that point
@@saturnal Same lol
In second grade my teacher gave everyone in our class a webkins and I didn’t know what they were, I was just happy to get a stuffed animal and I also got the Red eyed Tree frog and love that thing so much!
I've never felt more represented in media as when Ted started geeking out about his love of dragons and the reign of fire movie. Mathew McConaugh, Christian Bale, and Gerard Butler at their peak
The title works as a sublimely clever pun - referring both to the 'reign' of the dragons over humanity, AND the 'rains' down in Africa
haven't finished the episode yet but I already feel like "Schl" is gonna treat the animals as if they were trading cards
This was so off the rails I loved it.
Red panda at D tier is a crime tho, they were always my favorite as a child
Ted singing the DK rap and Schlatt being completely clueless, plus the whole mankey kong thing makes me realize how fucking long it has been since those games released. DK Country and DK 64 is peak 90's gaming.
I remember what "Schluckk" did to those defenseless puppies back in '99
The owl pellets unlocked a memory for me
Chuckle sandwich is the best podcast to listen to after listening to every yard episode multiple times
THIS IS SO REAL
Tucker was getting so frustrated with the chimps😂
this is the perfect podcast to listen to in my little goon cave and edge to
The fact that there's another ADHDer who's obsessed with owls.. My goodness. My jaw dropped when Ted mentioned the Guardians of Ga'Hoole. I read all 14 books in the span of maybe 6 months when I was 11. To this day I still love owls. My favourites are the Barn Owls, tyto alba.
19:10 literally me
As someone who grew up in California, we did learn a shit ton about owls- and we dissected it
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while sitting in the ER:)
Get better!
Dont Get better!
I love pigeons so seeing Ted make them go into S was a blessing
I love listening to this podcast during the weekly burnings at the stake
This is by far the most unhinged tier list
This is the perfect podcast to suffer too❤
ik this is about real animals but when ted dropped that ‘dragon guide from the scholastic book fair’ it unlocked an endemic ancestral memory in my brain. core memory revealed. seven year old me was so thoroughly flabbergasted by that book
Sleep deprived never fails to...wait what?
57:18 holy shit man that was one of my favorite book series
The Shlaudio is fantastic on this one