This is the perfect podcast to listen to while stringing red yarn across a bulletin board tracing what happened to the third host that mysteriously disappeared.
I actually got to meet Ted the other day! I was walking my dog when Ted came around the corner, stepped on my dog, spat on my face, and shot my neighbor. Classic Ted! 😂❤
All I'm saying is that if I was drowning and saw Schlatt coming my way with "Lifeguard" written on his chest, i would probably be even more worried for my safety then i initially was
I kinda appreciate that schlatt said that sam from icarly “didn’t have a strong parental figure in her life” and kinda let that simmer for a sec cause he was talking about the actress’s actual mother
@@jabble__ Jennette McCurdy (the actress for Sam from iCarly, the show Schlatt was referencing) recently published a memoir named "I'm Glad My Mom Died". From my understanding, it's about the abuse she faced from her mother whilst she was an actress, it recounts how her mother forced her into an acting career and controlled almost every aspect of her life. Jennette developed an eating disorder because of her mother as well. This is what the previous commenter is talking about ☺️
@@locke5046And her mother stole most of her money, because she set up the bank account that all the Disney money was going into and then embezzled all of it into her own bank.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while puking your guts out because your great aunt Colleen gave you food poisoning via her brownies ❤ love her, hate her food.
For anyone interested. Skin walkers are a Navajo legend about shamans that turn bad and use animal pelts to shapeshift into twisted and slightly wrong versions of that animal. In Navajo traditions they are not allowed to use most animal pelts because of this.
Skinwalkers in traditional Navajo legend Don't shapeshift in the vast majority of stories They only gain the abilities of an animal Like, I suppose if they got the abilities of a frog, they would jump higher They were looked at as evil due to the use of the magic and exiled
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while my phone barely charges because the plug is messed up Edit: my charger is no longer an issue due to my foot being obliterated on the pavement after riding in Ted's truck, that is now the new biggest issue
@@lr- yeah I was trying to enjoy the podcast but my charger kept connecting and disconnecting on me, so I'm struggling with my charger as I hear schlatt claim that all facial hair that isn't his is a conspiracy.
I’m glad Schlatt remembers the iconic episode of iCarly where Spencer goes into the BOWELS of Dingo Studios to retrieve the frozen head of Charles Dingo. It’s a good one.
I like how schlatt always does a callback at the end of every episode to something from earlier in the episode. This time it was the butter sock. It's something different every time
Schlatt's description of bonding over hatred for the MTA system in New York and how you make a sort of brotherhood with the rest of the frustrated people is so perfect
the thing about "uploading" your consciousness that i always found funny is that people who say that don't know how transferring data works, you essentially make a clone of yourself and then the original data gets deleted... though i wonder what would happen if you slowly replaced parts of your brain with a robot brain until it's 100% a robot brain, would there then be a point where you stop experiencing being you?
My solution to this problem is, as long as you didn’t recreate the whole brain in a jar and implant it into another person, the robot brain would then be the original. But you would technically not be the original original you anymore, just the only you in existence.
I've had that same thought, I'd imagine that so long as the important part of neurons are only the synapses between them, and they don't have some secret information storage, then yes you could likely slowly replace small amounts of neurons with robotic ones. It'd probably work somewhat like the ship of theseus if you do it slow enough.
@@DWal32 all cells in our body get replaced every 7 years so i'm curious what would happen if they were swapped for artificial ones if that kind of technology ever came to exist
@@spzi_ Brain cells are unfortunately not replaced every 7 years, though you could do that with every single other cell in the body maybe make artificial scar tissue instead of the biological fibrous one
Ted, I want you to know that the second you mentioned the good place and that you were going to spoil it I paused the podcast and binged the entire show. Very good. Thank you.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while full speed sprinting away from the FBI Agent who noticed me getting a step too close to uncovering the truth that JFK's head just did that
A friend of mine was in the deep woods of Colorado around 11 at night, and he saw a deer in the woods next to him stare at him then stand on its hind legs and start walking towards him. Luckily he was in an atv and blasted off at light speed
This is the perfect podcast to transfuse young men’s blood into my own system in order to stay young until I cryogenically freeze my head in order to come back years later.
The Amboy story lead me down a rabbit hole cause I live 2 hours west of there. There’s so crazy stories about the area, marble statues, pyramids, a shoe tree, a crater, creatures and skinwalkers. The Mojave Desert is such a trip man
Damnit Ted I’m at work overnight watching this and as soon as you said skinwalker one showed up staring at me outside the lobby. Thank God they can’t come inside.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while scrolling through the "this is the perfect podcast to listen to while:" comments Some of these are concerning 🤨🤨
I saw Ted Nivison at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I saw this in my recommended videos, and was like "Who the heck names their channel Chuckle Sandwich, why does that sound like an absolute dad joke, and why is it verified?" so I clicked on the video, and after a minute, I was like "WAIT, THAT'S THE HAPPY RAINFOREST CAFE GUY WHO DID THE VIDEOS WITH EDDY BURBACK."
42:39 it might be the smell of death? there’s a city near me that’s known for their production of chickens, and if you’re in specific parts of the city closest to the chicken processing plants, the air reeks of dead chickens. not just chicken shit, which is definitely part of it, but dead/dying chicken. I’ve never smelled dead cow or Nebraska, but if you’re passing slaughterhouses, you’re probably smelling the death.
Fun fact about weirdo Walt: One of his biggest studios was a literal compound, there were people hired to run restaurants, a barber shop and even a postal office and contained apartment complexes, animators literally lived in this studio.
The trick with heaven is that it's absolutely perfect, free of all bad things. Such as pain, even boredom. You could do absolutely everything and then still be happy and maybe do it all again.
I think my high school’s band may have done the same mattress sale fundraiser as Ted’s high school chorus. The craziest thing about the fundraiser was that it was the most effective fundraiser the band had ever done.
please please make these podcasts longer, 1 hour is not enough. ideally make them 2 or 2 1/2 . all the best podcasts are way longer, i wait all week for this lol. i would love to see them longer. you have the content too, u just end it on the hour.
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This is the perfect podcast to listen to while breaking into the top secret Disney cryogenic freezing chamber
Don't forget a jacket
Don’t forget gloves, a ski mask, and a flashlight.
@@OppDoc and a mustache
wait im there too lets like go get a mcflurry
Eat a screwdriver
Schlatt’s knowledge of obscure i-Carly episodes will never fail to amaze me
Me too, like his descriptions of the episodes are so detailed and as once a huge icarly fan I could never describe most of the episodes this well
My name is actually karlee and it trips me out every time I hear him say it
@@Sadie-rai I agree with Tucker, he has an immaculate memory, his accurate bing chilling and that webskinz impression, spot on.
He is only 1 year older than me and also lived in NY so im not very surprised. Icarly was huge here out of all 50 states
Well Freddy is "The Law" so...
so cute of them to dress up as Ketchup and Mustard
Talk about a sandwich
@@Elaydzhathis for sure made me chuckle
i luv ur pfp
@@Elaydzha Ketchup and mustard sandwich? Why is nobody questioning this??
@@chillaxTF There’s usually other things on the sandwich….
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while stringing red yarn across a bulletin board tracing what happened to the third host that mysteriously disappeared.
What third host? We only had guest appearances by swaggersouls
why would he leave schlatts show
There was never a third host
What third host
There was never a third host, you're going crazy
I actually got to meet Ted the other day! I was walking my dog when Ted came around the corner, stepped on my dog, spat on my face, and shot my neighbor. Classic Ted! 😂❤
omg! I have a similar story! one time Ted came into my home and ate my cat! he even punched my grandma and told her he hates her! Ted's so funny 😆
@@cabin7er what a silly guy!!!
Once ted came up to me, proclaimed how he feels particularly quirky and then shat in my mouth
@@abrahamgayer1012 classic ted😂
It just kept getting worse
All I'm saying is that if I was drowning and saw Schlatt coming my way with "Lifeguard" written on his chest, i would probably be even more worried for my safety then i initially was
He'd be coming to finish the job
He would just watch while you slowly drown while telling actual lifeguards that “he’s got it” while you painfully drown n die. Classic
@@kara_2O13 I love when he does that. Best bit by far.
he's gonna use mouth-to-ass resuscitation
This chuckled my sandwich.
I kinda appreciate that schlatt said that sam from icarly “didn’t have a strong parental figure in her life” and kinda let that simmer for a sec cause he was talking about the actress’s actual mother
Wait, what?
@@jabble__ Jennette McCurdy (the actress for Sam from iCarly, the show Schlatt was referencing) recently published a memoir named "I'm Glad My Mom Died". From my understanding, it's about the abuse she faced from her mother whilst she was an actress, it recounts how her mother forced her into an acting career and controlled almost every aspect of her life. Jennette developed an eating disorder because of her mother as well. This is what the previous commenter is talking about ☺️
@@locke5046 😰
@@locke5046 oh. oh no
@@locke5046And her mother stole most of her money, because she set up the bank account that all the Disney money was going into and then embezzled all of it into her own bank.
I black out once every week and wake up to find myself hunched over my computer watching this podcast
too real
I black out once every week and wake up to find myself hunched over my computer watching this podcast
Blacking out is just irl fast travel don't think to much about it
Lol sameeee
I black out once every week and wake up to find myself hunched over my computer watching furry porn
Tucker getting so defensive about Big Foot was hilarious. "There are several better ways to monitor earth" "name one."
Love how tucker has been getting more vocal as the podcasts have continued
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while going 90mph on a highway with my eyes closed
So you can’t see the skinwalker right?
@@chickenlogan2799 no, as jschlatty has said before “I close my eyes to feel the adrenaline of driving with high speed weapon”
@@weabooform5518 As someone who test drives cars as a job for 7 hours a day, when he said that, work changed forever for me
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while puking your guts out because your great aunt Colleen gave you food poisoning via her brownies ❤ love her, hate her food.
I swear I end up puking every time a new episode comes out.
Perfect podcast to listen to while puking your guts up from taking too much gross Molly 😭
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while anticipating what will happen on the 69th episode of the chuckle sandwich podcast
Exactly, i have been thinking the same thing
Schlatt will leave like he did with the Sleep Deprived Podcast
You reckon Schlatt has the barrel of lube he got from Tommyinnit
theyre gonna skip straight to 70
Fuckle Week will finally begin
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while waiting for the return of Charlie Slimecicle to the Chuckle Sandwich podcast as a guest
Who’s this Charlie Slimecicle? /j
We don't talk about the Forsaken One
@@FunkyM3atl0af You dont need to put the /j for us to know its a joke
Don't you remember? He died.
@@pee-soup8950 who died?
For anyone interested. Skin walkers are a Navajo legend about shamans that turn bad and use animal pelts to shapeshift into twisted and slightly wrong versions of that animal. In Navajo traditions they are not allowed to use most animal pelts because of this.
Skinwalkers in traditional Navajo legend
Don't shapeshift in the vast majority of stories
They only gain the abilities of an animal
Like, I suppose if they got the abilities of a frog, they would jump higher
They were looked at as evil due to the use of the magic and exiled
Tucker's defensiveness throughout this episode was my favorite part of this episode. It cracked me up every single time
This is a fantastic upload!
wOw YoUr fiRsT!
I disagree
I'm the 29th like, and the next person to like this comment will be the 30th
So true tucker!
ok
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while my phone barely charges because the plug is messed up
Edit: my charger is no longer an issue due to my foot being obliterated on the pavement after riding in Ted's truck, that is now the new biggest issue
there’s something about the plug slowly becoming messed up and never knowing why
I usually don't like the "perfect podcast" comments but this one is just too real
@@lr-lmfao exactly
@@lr- yeah I was trying to enjoy the podcast but my charger kept connecting and disconnecting on me, so I'm struggling with my charger as I hear schlatt claim that all facial hair that isn't his is a conspiracy.
@@lr- I have seen you before in a TH-cam shorts comment section I think
I genuinely enjoy Tucker’s presence on the podcast. I think he adds a levelheadedness to the podcast that wasn’t there prior, haha
The best part of this to me is that they managed to loop back around into a conspiracy about blood boys without Tucker even prompting them
I’m glad Schlatt remembers the iconic episode of iCarly where Spencer goes into the BOWELS of Dingo Studios to retrieve the frozen head of Charles Dingo. It’s a good one.
so happy schlatt got Eddy Burback back on the podcast! Sad to hear about what happened to ted though, the knee breaking finally aught up to him
I like how schlatt always does a callback at the end of every episode to something from earlier in the episode. This time it was the butter sock. It's something different every time
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while giving bags of your blood to Ludwig and Slime
Damn You too?
@@jf5251 Hell yeah brother 🤝
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while making my final calls to my loved ones on a hijacked plane. I love you Sarah.
OOOOOOH,hoooow insensitive to make fun of the tragedy that occurred on 9/11 2001.2977 people died.🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@Kubsammy Skill issue
@@BlackLotusOfficial3 lol
I will miss you but just so you know, I'm the one who hijacked it
Plot twist: you're the one who hijacked it.
Tucker reminds me of the narrator that all the characters can hear and talk with him
Schlatt's description of bonding over hatred for the MTA system in New York and how you make a sort of brotherhood with the rest of the frustrated people is so perfect
the thing about "uploading" your consciousness that i always found funny is that people who say that don't know how transferring data works, you essentially make a clone of yourself and then the original data gets deleted... though i wonder what would happen if you slowly replaced parts of your brain with a robot brain until it's 100% a robot brain, would there then be a point where you stop experiencing being you?
This is like the Argo and the argonauts….
My solution to this problem is, as long as you didn’t recreate the whole brain in a jar and implant it into another person, the robot brain would then be the original. But you would technically not be the original original you anymore, just the only you in existence.
I've had that same thought, I'd imagine that so long as the important part of neurons are only the synapses between them, and they don't have some secret information storage, then yes you could likely slowly replace small amounts of neurons with robotic ones. It'd probably work somewhat like the ship of theseus if you do it slow enough.
@@DWal32 all cells in our body get replaced every 7 years so i'm curious what would happen if they were swapped for artificial ones if that kind of technology ever came to exist
@@spzi_ Brain cells are unfortunately not replaced every 7 years, though you could do that with every single other cell in the body
maybe make artificial scar tissue instead of the biological fibrous one
Teds mustache is so different that I genuinely cannot watch the podcast without just zoning into how different it looks
This is a perfect podcast to spend less than an hour listening to
Ted, I want you to know that the second you mentioned the good place and that you were going to spoil it I paused the podcast and binged the entire show. Very good. Thank you.
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while watching the fictional movie titanic.
He said "Hiding in PLANE sight" about an airport and no pun was heard or found...i miss Charlie
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while maintaining Walt Disney’s frozen head.
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while actively trying to recreate the titanic so it can be a real event
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while full speed sprinting away from the FBI Agent who noticed me getting a step too close to uncovering the truth that JFK's head just did that
this is the perfect podcast to listen to as i swim in my unlimited bacon while pondering my life without any games
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while procrastinating on my homework.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while waiting for episode 69 to come out
you guys need to get wendigoon on for another conspiracy episode
I’ve never seen such accurate cosplays of Mustard and Ketchup talking with each other…
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to Huey Lewis and The News with Paul Allen
Impressive…Let’s hear Paul’s podcast
Seeing Shlatt and Ted’s red and yellow shirts is making me very hungry
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while growing a mustache.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while going into the bowels of Dingo Studios
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while following a mysterious voice in the woods crying for help
9:55 here we see schlatt aging 30 years in a fraction of a second
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while taping on my fake mustache
A friend of mine was in the deep woods of Colorado around 11 at night, and he saw a deer in the woods next to him stare at him then stand on its hind legs and start walking towards him. Luckily he was in an atv and blasted off at light speed
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while having my knees brutally crushed smashed and pulverized by Ted's favorite bat.
This is The perfect podcast to listen to while setting up the bear traps to catch the man who breaks into my house every December 25th
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while thinking about how cool tucker is
Can we have a intro section for Tucker please? Tucker is cool.
This might be my favorite post Charlie incident episode. Genuinely just feels like a late night COD conversation
My favorite conspiracy is that everything is going to be alright.
The perfect podcast to listen to while painting murals depicting the downfall of humanity in DIA.
This is the perfect podcast to transfuse young men’s blood into my own system in order to stay young until I cryogenically freeze my head in order to come back years later.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being chased by demons in the underground tunnels under the Denver Airport.
The Amboy story lead me down a rabbit hole cause I live 2 hours west of there. There’s so crazy stories about the area, marble statues, pyramids, a shoe tree, a crater, creatures and skinwalkers. The Mojave Desert is such a trip man
Damnit Ted I’m at work overnight watching this and as soon as you said skinwalker one showed up staring at me outside the lobby. Thank God they can’t come inside.
eeek jokes or not i would cry
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while waiting for the next episode of this podcast to be posted
If I was drowning at the beach and saw "Schlatt" was the only "lifeguard" on duty I would just immediately give up and drown
Watching this immediately after a nap was the most jarring and confusing experience of my life
Ted's mustache makes him look like he breaks people's kneecaps for the fun of it...oh wait
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while scrolling through the "this is the perfect podcast to listen to while:" comments
Some of these are concerning 🤨🤨
I saw Ted Nivison at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I saw this in my recommended videos, and was like "Who the heck names their channel Chuckle Sandwich, why does that sound like an absolute dad joke, and why is it verified?" so I clicked on the video, and after a minute, I was like "WAIT, THAT'S THE HAPPY RAINFOREST CAFE GUY WHO DID THE VIDEOS WITH EDDY BURBACK."
This is the perfect podcast to listen to
😃
love how passionate Schlagg was talking about I Carly
I like the idea that Tucker while researching this podcast became fully radicalized and is using the boys as a platform to spread his ideas
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while setting down a tool box and peeling off a blood splattered hazmat suit.
42:39 it might be the smell of death?
there’s a city near me that’s known for their production of chickens, and if you’re in specific parts of the city closest to the chicken processing plants, the air reeks of dead chickens. not just chicken shit, which is definitely part of it, but dead/dying chicken.
I’ve never smelled dead cow or Nebraska, but if you’re passing slaughterhouses, you’re probably smelling the death.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating bread and not doing math homework.
Fun fact about weirdo Walt: One of his biggest studios was a literal compound, there were people hired to run restaurants, a barber shop and even a postal office and contained apartment complexes, animators literally lived in this studio.
Tucker is 100% my favorite member of this podcast PLEASE pay him more idc how much he already makes he needs MORE
This is the perfect podcast to listen to on Spotify
Love you to death
Another fun episode topic, but I would have loved to see what Its_Jawsh would bring to the table!
He was behind the camera during at least one of the Chuckle Weeks
@@wspann1967 I do remember that. You can't fault me for wanting more, though.
The trick with heaven is that it's absolutely perfect, free of all bad things. Such as pain, even boredom. You could do absolutely everything and then still be happy and maybe do it all again.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while preparing to be in a metal shell thousands of feet in the air
I think my high school’s band may have done the same mattress sale fundraiser as Ted’s high school chorus. The craziest thing about the fundraiser was that it was the most effective fundraiser the band had ever done.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to as an alien that is genetically engineering Bigfoot
One of the marble lions that tucker was talking disappeared in 2017, and reappeared again in 2020. Weird for sure.
9:51 Ted having a fever dream cus of schlatt giving the whole episode plot is hilarious
Ted is continuing his transformation into the inside out dad
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating a single cold hot pocket
That is so fucking real 💀
Gotta know for my piece of mind. Cold as in straight from the freezer cold or cold as in heated and left for a while. Plz
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to my favorite podcast, chuckle sandwich,
This would’ve been the perfect podcast for wendigoon to be on
i’d love Jerma on the podcast, such a shame he’s not real tho
Boi if I had nickel for every time Schlatt says "Spencer goes down" I'd be a handful of nickels richer
On the topic on the Frozen Disney head, in Fallout 4 you find the founder of Nuka Cola's head is still alive.
33:35 I love when Ted cracks himself up. That was a good one, Ted- I chuckled!
Why do Schlatt and Ted look like the models for the new Mario movie?
Hopefully they address the false conspiracy that there once was another “member of the podcast that was removed”
It surely wasn't because he refused to grow a mustache. Because he never existed
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I’m listening to the 68th episode of the Chuckle Sandwich podcast
"Beat his a** with Nelphi's Driver if you're a true Fallout player" has got to be one of the best things I've ever heard 🤣
I'm actually begging for a part two of this one
This is the best podcast to listen to while Slime drains me of every ounce of blood in my healthy young body!
This is the perfect podcast to get depressed and disappointed when they release a video on main channel and realize you’ve heard it on audible
nice to see Ned Flanders and Quint from Jaws discuss conspiracy theories
please please make these podcasts longer, 1 hour is not enough. ideally make them 2 or 2 1/2 . all the best podcasts are way longer, i wait all week for this lol. i would love to see them longer. you have the content too, u just end it on the hour.