Honestly I thought having a third member wouldn't work out for this dynamic duo, but Tucker is doing better than anyone else could! Nobody else has done this before!
@@zackcash4941they/them assholes, or they/thems with autism? Or all of the above? 😂 I have autism and I’m an enby, but I’d like to think I’m *not* an asshole. I try not to be 😭
I knew that there was some overlap in dsmp/hermitcraft fan circles but somehow the concept of schlatt talking about hermitcraft was so far out of my mind that it felt like a legitimate jumpscare. It feels like the Venn diagram circles of schlatt and hermitcraft are in different rooms. I forget schlatt even has any correlation to minecraft at all because I never watched dsmp and only know him through Ted's videos
i literally cannot put it into words how much whiplash i experienced from that fucking segment its fucking inconceivable why?? These two parts of my entertainment sphere and fucking brain werent supposed to meet. Why has he done this? He knows what he is doing. This is intentional. He did this to fuck with us. I see no other reality.
I love seeing the gradual increase of Tucker's outgoing-ness/confidence/comfort. Crazy re-watching the old videos where hes super quiet and only says or does stuff when asked. Tucker is an icon and the best addition.
Elementary education major here! From my understanding whole word reading is not really happening anymore, but it’s one of the wacky things they tried years ago. The understood “standard” now comes from the national reading panel. It’s based off of 5 pillars which is what I assume most of us learned from (phonics, vocab, ect..). I recommend looking into the science of reading! It’s SO interesting!
In my highschool senior year half the class couldn't pronounce the word cache. Something definitely was goofy with the education system in the late 2000s
Yo! Im in my second year of doing my bachelor of education (primary) in Australia. I think its really interesting that when i was in primary school (Elementary for US) students my age had no understanding of phonemes, how to splice, delete and add them to form words, syllables were focused on more than the actual pronunciation of sounds. Now, the standard is so much higher for Australian education, I'm really happy about getting to learn about all the stuff i missed out on!
@@ATBZTHIS, by 12th grade for me I was essentially an academic in terms of reading ability and vocabulary while half of the kids in my class were stuttering and essentially having to sound out words still. It made me want to cry to be real (12th was 2019 for me so you can see how bad that really is)
we definitely had a chromebook day in school. everyone lost their shit when they got to open up a very germ ridden chromebook and open up ABCYA and kahoot and all that junk. ted is not insane
@@the.dirt.man. I got a notification from Apple Podcasts saying it was out, searched TH-cam for Chuckle Sandwich, found the playlist, and clicked on the “deleted video”. It was still processing the video, but after a while I could watch the unlisted episode
I ran away from home today. I'm sitting in my friend's house expecting my family or the police to show up any minute. I'm eating Goldfish and enjoying what may be my last chance to keep up with this wonderful podcast. Things have been rough for a long time but these entertainers have always been right there with me through Lunch Club, Sleep Deprived, and now Chuckle Sandwich. Everyone, please have a great day and thank them for making our lives a little more bearable. Thank you.
Hey everyone... It's SpongeBob SquarePants here. 😔 I have some sad news. I have to stop watching Chuckle Sandwich... forever. It’s not because I don't love it-trust me, I do! But sometimes, even the things we love the most aren’t good for us. I need to spend more time with my friends, go jellyfishing, and focus on making Krabby Patties. Thank you for all the laughs and good times. I'll always cherish those memories.
25:00 you’re not crazy Ted. I’m about your age and when I was in elementary school we had those chromebooks. Not in highschool though, they made us buy ipads at my highschool 😅
30:46 on “whole word reading”: I remember sight words cause I helped my mom teach my baby sister with flash cards. Sight words, like “why” “a” “what” are words that are so common that a kid should be able to read quickly and easily but cannot be easily (or at all) sounded out. I think “shoe” is another example. Sight words save kids time while they’re learning to read Absolutely, sounding out words is the best possible way to ensure kids can continue to read when they stumble onto new words. so I hope “whole word reading” is more similar to sight words than abandoning the sounding out method
Also… What phonics is… Is learning sounds… Hence the prefix lol… The traditional way to learn how to read was to first learn the sounds that each letter makes. My mom is a teacher and I can remember as a little kid she would make me say the sound each letter made in the title of the book, on the cover before she would read me a bedtime story… Then you move on to what Ted was saying where you start putting letters together for portions of words… While learning to sound out, small words like car and boy and shit… And then, instead of memorizing words… You can sound out any word before you… Once you know the letters… You might be a little bit off, but even if it’s a big word you’ll be pretty close
Ted's childhood memories part is soooo relatable ! The sledge crashes, after sliding above a road full of snow, the "imagination games" stuff 🥲 nostalgia
I love the fact I just started watching this podcast and on HALF the episodes I’ve seen they say “this isn’t the drinking episode BUT”then they share what they are drinking
@@ChuckleSandwichoh jeez, okay, i’m going to go stream the audio version first then, and i’ll come back to this once it’s officially posted! (and hi ted, audio listeners love you to death too)
I miss when we called Jared Schlatt more obscure name, like Jehovah's witness Schlatt or Johnny Schlatt. Bring back Jeremiah Schlatt! (I'm NOT from LA btw)
21:36 funny thing about breaking a leg is if it's your right leg you can't drive. Can't go to work. Like you get the free excuse pretty much. And depending on your job it's pto.
ted: "there's not many mountains in new york" new york technically has 3 ranges (i personally count the berkshires even though its technically MA) and they're all so pretty. definitely worth the visit
In classical physics and general chemistry, matter is any substance that has mass and takes up space by having volume. All everyday objects that can be touched are ultimately composed of atoms, which are made up of interacting subatomic particles, and in everyday as well as scientific usage, matter generally includes atoms and anything made up of them, and any particles (or combination of particles) that act as if they have both rest mass and volume. However it does not include massless particles such as photons, or other energy phenomena or waves such as light or heat. Matter exists in various states (also known as phases). These include classical everyday phases such as solid, liquid, and gas - for example water exists as ice, liquid water, and gaseous steam - but other states are possible, including plasma, Bose-Einstein condensates, fermionic condensates, and quark-gluon plasma. Usually atoms can be imagined as a nucleus of protons and neutrons, and a surrounding "cloud" of orbiting electrons which "take up space". However this is only somewhat correct, because subatomic particles and their properties are governed by their quantum nature, which means they do not act as everyday objects appear to act - they can act like waves as well as particles, and they do not have well-defined sizes or positions. In the Standard Model of particle physics, matter is not a fundamental concept because the elementary constituents of atoms are quantum entities which do not have an inherent "size" or "volume" in any everyday sense of the word. Due to the exclusion principle and other fundamental interactions, some "point particles" known as fermions (quarks, leptons), and many composites and atoms, are effectively forced to keep a distance from other particles under everyday conditions; this creates the property of matter which appears to us as matter taking up space. For much of the history of the natural sciences people have contemplated the exact nature of matter. The idea that matter was built of discrete building blocks, the so-called particulate theory of matter, appeared in both ancient Greece and ancient India. Early philosophers who proposed the particulate theory of matter include the ancient Indian philosopher Kanada (c. 6th-century BCE or after), pre-Socratic Greek philosopher Leucippus (~490 BCE), and pre-Socratic Greek philosopher Democritus (~470-380 BCE).
I have been binging Chuckle Sandwich for the past few months. This is the first new episode im watching since officially catching up. I'm a big fan "Ted, Tucker and Schlatt"!
…hearing y’all talk about using laptops in school made me feel so old. I’m old enough that the only carts we’d be excited to roll in is the projector and tv. We had blackboards. We played the Oregon Trail on floppy disks. We learned cursive. UGH, MY MORTALITY.
Every time there is a chuckle sandwich episode, I have a couple of glasses of whisky. Because they really stick to their schedule so well, I've now developed a drinking habit.
27:46 I don't know how it works in the US, but were i'm from allmost all asignments are done on laptops. We also get almost all of our learning material online. Even the test's are done on our laptops (In a special program that makes it almost impossible to cheat). The only times I had to write on paper my last years in school was for math and cemistry.
Shoutout to the time i also brought my 5 dollar multitool on a plane, they ran my bag 4 separate times, made me wait for 20 minutes and had me completely rearrange half my stuff cause they took it all out looking for the damn thing (which i forgot i had). They take it out, he inspects every knife, sees the serrated one and says "see now if you didn't have the serrated one i could let you keep it, but we are going to have to confiscate this." So the other 6 knives couldn't be used to kill someone then? The tsa has been and always will be a joke, i got that through 3 times prior and didn't even know i had it 😂😂😂
27:41 I love how my school is basically a combination of this cause in 5th grade we had laptops in those carts that where rolled in occasionally (Only like once every 2 months or smth), in sixth grade they did the same thing but with actual iPads and we used them more frequently so every class had their own iPad cart, in seventh grade we each got our own designated iPads which we could even take home so it was basically our iPad with our information but we couldn’t download any apps cause it was still moderated by the school and in eighth grade we had to buy our own personal iPad (which the school didn’t pay for), bring them in and they where connected with the school system and we’ve been only using our personal iPads since then :3
1:06 imagine catching your average JSchlatt watcher hanging off the air plane wing like a gremlin, just *ripping and tearing* off bits and pieces of metal screaming, "IT'S FREE!! ITS LITERALLY FREE!" 😂😂
That guy talking about working at Chick Fil A wasn't kidding, those managers there are insane. I also worked there in highschool, and on orientation day for my job the manager sat us down and told us about how Chick Fil A would be the last place to fall if America was taken over by terrorists??? Another manager stood behind me with a stopwatch on my first day and timed how fast I could fill up drinks, and if I took over 30 seconds on an order she'd make me dump it out and do it again. I ultimately got fired for being 2 minutes late (my first time offense).
Them talking about technology in the classroom is crazy considering we got our SCHOOL MANDATED chromebooks at the beginning of freshman year and if you didnt bring them every day you would get in trouble. Our standardized testing was on them, most in class quizzes were on google forms. Theree no avoiding them lol
In my school, it’s necessary to bring a personal computer or iPad (apple specifically) and every classroom has a fully functional smart board and 2 whiteboards. Every classroom has a camera as well
the second schlatt lifted his leg all of Texas got hit with a gust of Gale force wind I mean I Feld it in Dallas I thought it was going to blow the fucking roof off my house man holyyy
My girlfriend is literally unable to say the word "comfy" She says "comfty". I showed her Jshlingus saying "comfty" at 56:27 and she is so happy she isn't alone, and is now in the proud company of our boy
@@pop1923 HAHA I'm just wondering cause I feel like you'd run into problems if you use that as an actual personal laptop. Idk at least for mine that's pretty much impossible
@sprinkles06 all i know is that i managed to get the stuff from like goguardian off. getting the stuff that the school district specifically locked from (instagram, twitter, etc), is impossible i think.
nowadays in high school you get a chromebook (at least in colorado) that you can take home, and do your assignments on what’s essentially an online classroom homework distributor - like google classroom. obviously you still have in-class note taking, but the split at my school between people who take notes on a computer and people who take notes on paper is about 50/50.
I'm about the same age as Schlatt and we had the chromebook carts. We also had smartboards in every class since middle school. Mostly because my parents made sure to rent in the rich people school district. It was honestly crazy how fast technology progressed in a span of a couple years.
Tucker is slowly becoming less and less of a producer, and more and more of the 3rd podcast member, and I absolutely love it.
For real, he has been killing it lately! Made me laugh out loud a couple times, telling Ted he was in the special ed class was too quick 😂
Honestly I thought having a third member wouldn't work out for this dynamic duo, but Tucker is doing better than anyone else could! Nobody else has done this before!
He's literally perfect
we *love* the cherub, we *love him* we are *in love with him*
Tucker is like a lover I never met
Ted doesn't dress for the male or female gaze. He dresses for the Schlatt gaze.
the schlatt gayze
The Schlatt Glayze(tm)
Ever Shatt Glaze?
The Schlemale gaze
ever glazed schlatt?@@cliffhamilton2857
Ted's dressed up like he enjoys pumpkin spice lattes during the fall season
Schlatt's dressed up like he enjoys getting covered in car oil
he looks like the average middle aged woman trying to impress her kids
Tucker's dressed up like Tucker
@@hhh2092 like a cherub 👼
They taste like what I think candles would taste like
"You can be a they/them and still be an asshole" jschlatt's learning a lot about Austin.
@LuViJoForPresident well, if we ran into the same people, then that, too.
@@zackcash4941they/them assholes, or they/thems with autism? Or all of the above? 😂
I have autism and I’m an enby, but I’d like to think I’m *not* an asshole. I try not to be 😭
@@Kingbimmy you could be if you want though, we can all be assholes together.
tucker saying he'd manipulate someone to break a bone is everything to me
right?! in the recent episode hes slowly getting more and more screen time and i'm completely up for it
@@davidesmacchia351 yessss he’s popping up more and I LOVE it
new schlatt lore he watches Hermitcraft
It’s time for another.. REDSTONE WITH BDUBS
this is barely new lore hes been watching hermitcraft for ages
@@breadloaf8220ok gatekeeper, if I give you a gold coin can i pass by?
@@snoochieboochienoochies3394thats not what gatekeeping is, try another insult.
He was an OG mindcrack fan too
Not even a minute in and Schlart's leaving evidence about why he should be banned from airplanes
He should already be banned for what he did in 2001, the sick bastard
26:09 "ga-gaslight gayleet-keep girl glocks.. rap snacks."
he's spitting he's ready for the record
That Bdubs shoutout got me rock hard
Timestamp?
3:35
@@jade..yits literally 3 minutes in. Are you that impatient.
@@ATBZbro mightve missed it chill
Agreed, it really is a small world
I knew that there was some overlap in dsmp/hermitcraft fan circles but somehow the concept of schlatt talking about hermitcraft was so far out of my mind that it felt like a legitimate jumpscare. It feels like the Venn diagram circles of schlatt and hermitcraft are in different rooms. I forget schlatt even has any correlation to minecraft at all because I never watched dsmp and only know him through Ted's videos
I was JUST watching scars new video, and I was shook when "Shat" said that.
i literally cannot put it into words how much whiplash i experienced from that fucking segment its fucking inconceivable why?? These two parts of my entertainment sphere and fucking brain werent supposed to meet. Why has he done this? He knows what he is doing. This is intentional. He did this to fuck with us. I see no other reality.
@@0rion-1665 3:29
This guy thinks the DSMP is what made Schlatt famous in the minecraft community
@@0rion-1665 3:29
schlatt watching hermitcraft makes much more sense than i'd initially expect
I love seeing the gradual increase of Tucker's outgoing-ness/confidence/comfort. Crazy re-watching the old videos where hes super quiet and only says or does stuff when asked. Tucker is an icon and the best addition.
Million dollar idea. TH-camr/podcaster themed snacks. They’re called yap snacks
2:20 The way Ted’s face lit up when Schlatt complemented his sweater 😂😊
Elementary education major here! From my understanding whole word reading is not really happening anymore, but it’s one of the wacky things they tried years ago. The understood “standard” now comes from the national reading panel. It’s based off of 5 pillars which is what I assume most of us learned from (phonics, vocab, ect..). I recommend looking into the science of reading! It’s SO interesting!
In my highschool senior year half the class couldn't pronounce the word cache. Something definitely was goofy with the education system in the late 2000s
Yo! Im in my second year of doing my bachelor of education (primary) in Australia. I think its really interesting that when i was in primary school (Elementary for US) students my age had no understanding of phonemes, how to splice, delete and add them to form words, syllables were focused on more than the actual pronunciation of sounds. Now, the standard is so much higher for Australian education, I'm really happy about getting to learn about all the stuff i missed out on!
@@ATBZTHIS, by 12th grade for me I was essentially an academic in terms of reading ability and vocabulary while half of the kids in my class were stuttering and essentially having to sound out words still. It made me want to cry to be real (12th was 2019 for me so you can see how bad that really is)
i think we’re in trouble for seeing this 😭
Maybe just a little bit
16 HOUYRS AGO????
I can't believe the proof of the time travel has been found in the Chuckle Sandwich TH-cam comment section.
@@AncientAltF4that’s what I’m saying
Nahhh how did bro do that ???
Would you rather have unlimited snow cones, but no uncle magic. Or magic, uncle magic, but no magic
unlimited snow cones
Snow cones.
This question is incredible though 😂
So for the latter I'm just getting uncle? Worth it
Snow cones
we definitely had a chromebook day in school. everyone lost their shit when they got to open up a very germ ridden chromebook and open up ABCYA and kahoot and all that junk. ted is not insane
Was this yesterday for you
26:08 The fact that they just let Ted get away with saying 'Gaslight, Gayleakeep, Girlglocks' without saying anything is fucking insane.
Who up chuckling they sandwich?
This came out less than an hour ago, how’d you watch it so soon?
@@the.dirt.man. I got a notification from Apple Podcasts saying it was out, searched TH-cam for Chuckle Sandwich, found the playlist, and clicked on the “deleted video”. It was still processing the video, but after a while I could watch the unlisted episode
For context for people watching anywhere past tomorrow this comment was posted 19 hours before the video went live.
Damn you're right wtf lol@@ATBZ
Current time 2:14am. Straight jorkin it rn. Absolutely playing the fiddle rn. Literally spangling the banner rn.
I ran away from home today. I'm sitting in my friend's house expecting my family or the police to show up any minute. I'm eating Goldfish and enjoying what may be my last chance to keep up with this wonderful podcast. Things have been rough for a long time but these entertainers have always been right there with me through Lunch Club, Sleep Deprived, and now Chuckle Sandwich. Everyone, please have a great day and thank them for making our lives a little more bearable. Thank you.
Well, I wish you the best man.
Holy shit dude are you ok?
bro what?
i hope everything is okay now!
Damn wya now?
in the first minute schlatt alludes to committing a terrorist attack aboard a plane, love this podcast
Hey everyone... It's SpongeBob SquarePants here. 😔 I have some sad news. I have to stop watching Chuckle Sandwich... forever. It’s not because I don't love it-trust me, I do! But sometimes, even the things we love the most aren’t good for us. I need to spend more time with my friends, go jellyfishing, and focus on making Krabby Patties. Thank you for all the laughs and good times. I'll always cherish those memories.
The biggest reversal
Dude this bit is so fucking funny because of how stupidly sincere it reads
I wonder what the blurry QR code leads to on tuckers couch. It would be crazy if it got bigger next episode.
why is no one talking about 26:08??? he said "gay leak keep girl glocks" 😭🤚
Would you rather have unlimited snow cones but no more arcade. Or arcade, unlimited mobile arcade, but no arcade?
uh imma say arcade but no arcade
So i get unlimited of nothing?
that depends if uncle magik comes w the mobile arcade
unlimited snowcones definitely
Unlimited snow cones
Charlie - Chaotic Good
Ted - True Neutral
Schlatt - Lawful Evil
Charlies dead.......it been years.....
Ted - True Neutral
Schlatt - Lawful Evil
Charlie - Dead
tucker was the creator of the chart
Who?
Tucker feels either true neutral or LN
nice to see schlatt get put on a no-fly list immediately this week
It’s time for another REDSTONE WITH BDUBS!
For april fool's day they should call it "Tuckle Sandwich" with Ted and Schlatt wearing Tucker masks, and they both try to do his voice.
What’s up tucklers
“Schlatt” I know what you did with your first skeletool back in 1999
I think I’m gonna have to refer to Schlatt as Schlutt from now on. 😂 JSchlutt is so funny 🤣
Thank yall so much for dropping this today, im going through some bs rn and i love confession vids, hope everyone who lays eyes on this has a good day
okay i'll be honest, ted's fit goes pretty hard, especially those jeans
*schlatt shows us his new knife* “it’s got lots of uses like wrench” *proceeds to show us pliers*
25:00 you’re not crazy Ted. I’m about your age and when I was in elementary school we had those chromebooks. Not in highschool though, they made us buy ipads at my highschool 😅
You were unlucky, we get chromebooks and they suck better than a iPad though.
Think how many teeth you could pull with the skeletool
im on my 6th one i can keep going all day
TSA will need to prepare to move truckloads of confiscated skeletools
As a visual viewer that’s definitely what that tool is for
only ted cares about the number of this please stop reminding him my left two are gone 😂#pleasehelpmeHELP
Petition to add tucker in the intros he deserves it
he’s got the running clip in the intro!
No like a title card
@@arandomperson6330 true i think they should just make the intro tucker clips.
the schlatt hermitcraft fan lore he keeps dropping is so funny to me
Finding out Schlatt watches HermitCraft, at least enough to know what "Redstone with BDubs" is, made my day.
Everytime I read the titles of the chuckle sandwich vids I get so hyped 😂🤌
30:46 on “whole word reading”: I remember sight words cause I helped my mom teach my baby sister with flash cards.
Sight words, like “why” “a” “what” are words that are so common that a kid should be able to read quickly and easily but cannot be easily (or at all) sounded out. I think “shoe” is another example. Sight words save kids time while they’re learning to read
Absolutely, sounding out words is the best possible way to ensure kids can continue to read when they stumble onto new words. so I hope “whole word reading” is more similar to sight words than abandoning the sounding out method
watching this fucking podcast is my shameful delight
Can we get Tucker as the official third member? He’s great.
59:10 SAME IM SO HAPPY TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE DOING IT
I love the homoerotic vibe this podcast has, always edging us ❤
21:02 i feel you dude, one time i fell off of my couch and fractured my shoulder
Also… What phonics is… Is learning sounds… Hence the prefix lol… The traditional way to learn how to read was to first learn the sounds that each letter makes. My mom is a teacher and I can remember as a little kid she would make me say the sound each letter made in the title of the book, on the cover before she would read me a bedtime story… Then you move on to what Ted was saying where you start putting letters together for portions of words… While learning to sound out, small words like car and boy and shit… And then, instead of memorizing words… You can sound out any word before you… Once you know the letters… You might be a little bit off, but even if it’s a big word you’ll be pretty close
Can we just appreciate on the last episode where teds eating and everyones drinking that there were no gross mouth noises? Top notch gentlemen 👏
I’m loving how much more involved tucker is. We love tuckie bear
First person definitely lying lol. At first they said they broke their friend’s leg, but in the story his arm breaks.
Ted's childhood memories part is soooo relatable ! The sledge crashes, after sliding above a road full of snow, the "imagination games" stuff 🥲 nostalgia
The razor scooters wheel thingy ! 😯
I love the fact I just started watching this podcast and on HALF the episodes I’ve seen they say “this isn’t the drinking episode BUT”then they share what they are drinking
i cant wait to hear about the tucker stream
What happened?
"If ur one of thems u can still be shit" now THATS what i call true inclusivity
how are we seeing this if it’s not listed under videos on the channel yet
you're not supposed to lol i accidentally added it to the podcast playlist before we got the monetization cleared - ted
@@ChuckleSandwich are we gonna be in shit if we watch it
@@ChuckleSandwichoh jeez, okay, i’m going to go stream the audio version first then, and i’ll come back to this once it’s officially posted! (and hi ted, audio listeners love you to death too)
@@ChuckleSandwichTed I can get you Mexican adderall
@@vicc557 I read your comment in Morty’s voice and it works way to well
I miss when we called Jared Schlatt more obscure name, like Jehovah's witness Schlatt or Johnny Schlatt. Bring back Jeremiah Schlatt! (I'm NOT from LA btw)
Josef J Schlattle
Schlatt watching hermitcratt wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card
21:36 funny thing about breaking a leg is if it's your right leg you can't drive. Can't go to work. Like you get the free excuse pretty much. And depending on your job it's pto.
ted: "there's not many mountains in new york"
new york technically has 3 ranges (i personally count the berkshires even though its technically MA) and they're all so pretty. definitely worth the visit
In classical physics and general chemistry, matter is any substance that has mass and takes up space by having volume. All everyday objects that can be touched are ultimately composed of atoms, which are made up of interacting subatomic particles, and in everyday as well as scientific usage, matter generally includes atoms and anything made up of them, and any particles (or combination of particles) that act as if they have both rest mass and volume. However it does not include massless particles such as photons, or other energy phenomena or waves such as light or heat. Matter exists in various states (also known as phases). These include classical everyday phases such as solid, liquid, and gas - for example water exists as ice, liquid water, and gaseous steam - but other states are possible, including plasma, Bose-Einstein condensates, fermionic condensates, and quark-gluon plasma.
Usually atoms can be imagined as a nucleus of protons and neutrons, and a surrounding "cloud" of orbiting electrons which "take up space". However this is only somewhat correct, because subatomic particles and their properties are governed by their quantum nature, which means they do not act as everyday objects appear to act - they can act like waves as well as particles, and they do not have well-defined sizes or positions. In the Standard Model of particle physics, matter is not a fundamental concept because the elementary constituents of atoms are quantum entities which do not have an inherent "size" or "volume" in any everyday sense of the word. Due to the exclusion principle and other fundamental interactions, some "point particles" known as fermions (quarks, leptons), and many composites and atoms, are effectively forced to keep a distance from other particles under everyday conditions; this creates the property of matter which appears to us as matter taking up space.
For much of the history of the natural sciences people have contemplated the exact nature of matter. The idea that matter was built of discrete building blocks, the so-called particulate theory of matter, appeared in both ancient Greece and ancient India. Early philosophers who proposed the particulate theory of matter include the ancient Indian philosopher Kanada (c. 6th-century BCE or after), pre-Socratic Greek philosopher Leucippus (~490 BCE), and pre-Socratic Greek philosopher Democritus (~470-380 BCE).
Put that shit on skibidi rn
idk man this didnt come from the teachings of jebediah schlutt
Ted doesn't listen to Rick Ross. He just eats his snacks.
Minecraft during lockdown was an awakening for how destructive you can get without going too far
I have been binging Chuckle Sandwich for the past few months. This is the first new episode im watching since officially catching up. I'm a big fan "Ted, Tucker and Schlatt"!
Schlatt watching bdubs is a crossover I never expected
Love seeing Jared chat about hermitcraft and bdubs
"First of all: wrench."
*displays pliers*
…hearing y’all talk about using laptops in school made me feel so old. I’m old enough that the only carts we’d be excited to roll in is the projector and tv. We had blackboards. We played the Oregon Trail on floppy disks. We learned cursive.
UGH, MY MORTALITY.
I keep forgetting how old schlatt is getting
i love the contrast of ted with the bright colors and schlatt with the warm neutral colors (intentional or not)
Every time there is a chuckle sandwich episode, I have a couple of glasses of whisky. Because they really stick to their schedule so well, I've now developed a drinking habit.
21:19 shoutout schlatt talking about breaking his toe by walking into his couch, i broke mine walking up my grandmas stairs; that were carpeted.
ted and tucker having life long beef over mc is so relatable
27:46 I don't know how it works in the US, but were i'm from allmost all asignments are done on laptops. We also get almost all of our learning material online. Even the test's are done on our laptops (In a special program that makes it almost impossible to cheat). The only times I had to write on paper my last years in school was for math and cemistry.
Shoutout to the time i also brought my 5 dollar multitool on a plane, they ran my bag 4 separate times, made me wait for 20 minutes and had me completely rearrange half my stuff cause they took it all out looking for the damn thing (which i forgot i had). They take it out, he inspects every knife, sees the serrated one and says "see now if you didn't have the serrated one i could let you keep it, but we are going to have to confiscate this." So the other 6 knives couldn't be used to kill someone then? The tsa has been and always will be a joke, i got that through 3 times prior and didn't even know i had it 😂😂😂
27:41 I love how my school is basically a combination of this cause in 5th grade we had laptops in those carts that where rolled in occasionally (Only like once every 2 months or smth), in sixth grade they did the same thing but with actual iPads and we used them more frequently so every class had their own iPad cart, in seventh grade we each got our own designated iPads which we could even take home so it was basically our iPad with our information but we couldn’t download any apps cause it was still moderated by the school and in eighth grade we had to buy our own personal iPad (which the school didn’t pay for), bring them in and they where connected with the school system and we’ve been only using our personal iPads since then :3
1:06 imagine catching your average JSchlatt watcher hanging off the air plane wing like a gremlin, just *ripping and tearing* off bits and pieces of metal screaming, "IT'S FREE!! ITS LITERALLY FREE!" 😂😂
Thanks for having my speakpipe on the pod!
That guy talking about working at Chick Fil A wasn't kidding, those managers there are insane. I also worked there in highschool, and on orientation day for my job the manager sat us down and told us about how Chick Fil A would be the last place to fall if America was taken over by terrorists??? Another manager stood behind me with a stopwatch on my first day and timed how fast I could fill up drinks, and if I took over 30 seconds on an order she'd make me dump it out and do it again. I ultimately got fired for being 2 minutes late (my first time offense).
Them talking about technology in the classroom is crazy considering we got our SCHOOL MANDATED chromebooks at the beginning of freshman year and if you didnt bring them every day you would get in trouble. Our standardized testing was on them, most in class quizzes were on google forms. Theree no avoiding them lol
I love how baby yuko is just by his bed
In my school, it’s necessary to bring a personal computer or iPad (apple specifically) and every classroom has a fully functional smart board and 2 whiteboards. Every classroom has a camera as well
the second schlatt lifted his leg all of Texas got hit with a gust of Gale force wind I mean I Feld it in Dallas I thought it was going to blow the fucking roof off my house man holyyy
You guys should tell us old gaming stories from ur guys' childhoods, it's very fun listening to how different things are now
Shlatt pulls out pliers … “wrench” 0:19
My girlfriend is literally unable to say the word "comfy" She says "comfty". I showed her Jshlingus saying "comfty" at 56:27 and she is so happy she isn't alone, and is now in the proud company of our boy
Teds rings get better every podcast
“Do crabs have eyebrows?”
“USE TIDE”
If last time wasn’t proof enough, Tucker might be unironically the funniest person on this podcast
The Skype - discord progression talk was so real
watching this on a stolen school chromebook
You win at life
How do u get rid of the everything that's banned and limits you
@sprinkles06 bro is desperate 😭😭
@@pop1923 HAHA I'm just wondering cause I feel like you'd run into problems if you use that as an actual personal laptop. Idk at least for mine that's pretty much impossible
@sprinkles06 all i know is that i managed to get the stuff from like goguardian off. getting the stuff that the school district specifically locked from (instagram, twitter, etc), is impossible i think.
59:43 gaslighting us into thinking there was a question, so smooth
Right I’m so confused
Such inspirational words from zorg
nowadays in high school you get a chromebook (at least in colorado) that you can take home, and do your assignments on what’s essentially an online classroom homework distributor - like google classroom.
obviously you still have in-class note taking, but the split at my school between people who take notes on a computer and people who take notes on paper is about 50/50.
as one of "thems", this podcast is great
I'm about the same age as Schlatt and we had the chromebook carts. We also had smartboards in every class since middle school. Mostly because my parents made sure to rent in the rich people school district. It was honestly crazy how fast technology progressed in a span of a couple years.
oh god above my prayers have been answered, we finally know schlatts opinion on discord
I currently have a broken collarbone and it sucks but this pod and has me through it.
getting fucked up and watching BDubs is so real icl
Schlatts room is looking extra cozy this episode. 10/10 coz