Jaws 3-D - Hilariocity Review
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Chris Stuckmann reviews Jaws 3D with his good friend, Matthew Brando. - บันเทิง
the shark breaking through the glass is one of the most beautiful shots in cinema history
I love how it's not even really breaking through the glass. The shark just slowly glides towards them, nudging the glass with it's nose; shattering the glass instantly.
Yes, one of the great moments in cinema history. Totally unforgettable.
That scene scared the heck outta me as a child.
absolutely
***** Oh my god, of course haha.
The first Jaws is the only Jaws movie.
Truu
Yeah. Let's just assume that it was only 1 JAWS movie and the sequels are all ANOTHER franchise called JAWS
+Cade Hunter Apocalypse yeah but i think the second one is alright too
+redindy51 Oh, right. JAWS 1 and 2- Original. JAWS 3D and Revenge- Coincidentally named crappy franchise
Zod's snapped neck is the best Jaws movie!
My mom was in this movie when she was 14. She was the darker skinned girl in the pink polka dot swim suit watching when lea Thompson's leg got bit. She got to meet Dennis Quaid and said he was extremely nice. :)
Olivia Petersen nice
Holy shit that's fucking awesome!!
Also you have the same name (first and last) of one of my friends lmao
That’s so cool!! 😎
That’s cool.
THATS SO COOL! I Have This Movie On DVD So As Soon As I Read This Comment I Went To My DVD Player Went To That Scene And I Think I Saw Your Mom. The Way You Described Her Is What She Looked Like In The Movie.
Holy shit! It's a young Jon Bernthal!
I thought the same thing!
u read my mind haha
Yep, me too.
Omg yes!! haha
He literally looks almost exactly like him lol. He even has the same hair!
You should do more reviews with Jon Bernthal
Holy shit
I came here to say the exact same thing, haha
comment of the week hands down.
you racist piece of shit
+SuperWheatley lol wut
Is that clean-shaven Punisher?
younger shaved Frank Castle. Time travel Marvel movie confirmed
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
I was literally about to comment that he looked like a young John bernthal! 😂😂
Omg the first thing I noticed too.
Kept waiting for this guy to start rubbing his head
The idea of having a great white shark loose in Sea World is probably the best idea I’ve ever heard.
But if only the effects looked much better.
"Dennis Quaid stated in a 2015 interview that, of all his films, he had the most aggressive use of cocaine during the filming of Jaws 3D, and that he is high on cocaine in "every frame" in which he appears." WOOWWWWWW hahahaha
Yeah, actors always say that when they are in shity movies! So convenient!
@@freddiegrace3770 never found him talented anyways, but can't blame someone for taking a job. work is work.
Why is it that when people get great amounts of money they end up messing with cocaine??
@@Icanonlycountto4 pressure to fit in with the lifestyle. other drugs get you high, but coke is known as the "rich person" drug. stupid if you ask me
@@Icanonlycountto4 because it’s awesome, that’s why.
Your friend Mathew looks like The Punisher
He kind of does.
tell that to zods snapped neck
+Greenvipers 692 You're parents didn't give you enough attention, did they?
+Darian Davis no I was a failed abortion
I thought it was him from the thumbnail
I like how Matt gives us behind the scenes and script info. It really adds to the review, you bounce things off of each other really well.
I saw “Jaws 3D”, in my local theater, during its original release. I just remember the terrible, paper 3D glasses, and the shark coming right at me! It was amazingly fun! The movie wasn’t great, but the experience was. 😊
I saw this movie in the theater as a kid with the 3-D glasses and loved it.
Jaws 2 wasn't THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT bad
Absolutely! :)
Well it was better than jaw 4
It's mediocre. Sure it's not like Jaws 4 or Battlefield Earth but it sure as hell isn't the first Jaws.
No it wasn't, and nothing will be Jaws 1
I watched it again recently and it's REALLY dull. Jaws 3 is far worse but at least it's entertaining.
I fucking love that your friend is in a blanket on the couch ^.^
ok?
Not weird one bit.
gay
+til_thasmokeclearz Thats rude.
Tardis Lord like you weren't thinking it
It was probably the first 'horror' movie my dad took me to see, as well as the first 3-D movie I've seen. No matter how bad this movie is, I still get a warm nostalgia from that memory whenever I think of Jaws 3.
Matthew Brando looks like Jon Bernthal in the thumbnail
You know what, yeah he does.
+Dr. Nope I never lie
I literally thought he was for a second...
I thought that throughout the entire video
+Enoch Lee Me too Haha
More Matt duo's!
you son of a bitch...
+Patrick Bateman would if he's just grandson of a bitch?
Aren't you supposed to be in a meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons?
TylerHedroom God dammit, how many Patrick Bateman's exist?!
+Ricky Munoz there is only one
This felt more like a Retro Rewind than a Hilariocity...
Saw it in a theatre in '83. Was a lot of fun at the time.
It came out in 90 you're think one the other older ones
Paul Evans lol wrong
Paul Evans no it came out in 1983, as he said
So it's
Jaws
Jaws 2
Jaws 3-D
Jaws: The Revenge
Jaws 5: The Sharknado
Jaws 6: Sharknodo 2
Jaws - Sharknado: The Third
Sharknado: The Fourth Awakens -Jaws
Jaws 9: The Shallows or The Blake Lively Edition
I can't wait for the trailer for the next one!
LMAOOOOO
jaws
jaws 2
jaws 3-d
jaws the revenage it's personal
jaw$5 now it's just busness
jaws 6 now it's just pure pleasure
jaws 7: cyper jaws make you afraid to log on
jaws 8: robojaws made you afraid of robotic sharks
jaws 9 chief brody's grandson creates a secret team of shark hunters
jaws 10 man vs shark vs all terrors of the deep
jaws 11: outer space
jaws 12 the prequel
jaws 12 part2 the sequel to the prequel
jaws 14 jaws has a family!!
According to Back to the Future we were at Jaws 19 in 2015, so I think you missed a few ^^
I don't like the comments where people try to get the poster to respond to them. Don't you agree Chris?
I think Zod's snapped neck agrees.
😏
I what you did there!
I don't get it
I agree that you've stolen that joke from multiple people
Saw it opening day 1983, and my aunt got into a fight with someone who cut us in line...that was where the fun ended.
Before I was born in 1983 years before 1984
you guys have the same laugh
I know, shrill & annoying!!
I personally love it when a movie review exposes things about or in a movie I never knew / noticed. This review was so entertaining and informative. Thank you both so much for doing this. Keep up the good work and please Chris, do more reviews of this kind exposing facts about a movies development past that add layers to an existing impression of a film I know well.
You and Matt play well off of each other. Good stuff. I look forward to seeing him in more of your videos!
Still so in love with the idea of a Seaworld Jaws encounter that this is my favorite save the original. This movie is the only other Jaws film that hits on that primal fear of the shark without having too much shark footage. The studio obviously improved on the shark but never took it to the next level due to budget. The Jaws Nintendo game is a classic when you obtain the submarine the game gets super exciting.
💯💯🤍
The Jango Fett impression at the beginning XD
Brilliant as always Stuckmann.
*Snapped...*
Zod's neck is.
Loooool!
Please no
Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
Old as fuck
That joke is
At the thumbnail I thought Chris went back in time and took his beardless self.
First, let me say I'm a big fan of Hilariocity. Thanks so much for your reviews and retrospectives. I say it affectionately that you're such a geek, from one to another. I grew up in the movie theatre business and was in 3rd grade when the original Jaws came out. It was life-changing; I didn't want to leave the theatre all summer. I always enjoyed hearing the crowd reactions and probably saw JAWS about 30 times that summer. It's hard to convey to those who did not live it at the time how it really changed peoples' attitude about going into the ocean. When we finally took a few days away from the theatre and went down to Daytona Beach at the end of the summer, people genuinely were not going into the water because the movie had made them afraid to. Even the tag to the sequel three years later was "Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water." JAWS 2 was pure fun. We did tons of business with it. I still have my t-shirts that Universal gave us for both films, as well as the posters (including the "Shark Facts" poster), and even a desktop pencil holder, all supplied by Universal to promote the pictures. When JAWS 3D came out, however, I was crushed. To a true fanboy of the first two, it was pure crap. (Lea Thompson was super cute. The "swallowed alive" scene was in extremely poor taste.) I saw it the one time only and refused to go back. The quality of every aspect of it was horrible, from the story to the acting to the FX. I hated seeing young people who had not grown up with the first two (remember, this still pre-dates widely-available home video) seeing my beloved franchise represented so poorly. I felt like Lucas and the Star Wars Holiday Special, wanting to destroy every print. Thankfully, it didn't play all summer the way the other two had, and was gone within just a few weeks. JAWS THE REVENGE was even worse, of course, and still counts among the worst films ever made. PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE may be technically a worse film, but it was made for about five bucks and didn't have a pedigree that included Steven Spielberg. It just made me mad. Anyway, thanks again for the retrospective. They are FAR better than the bad movies themselves (I could never actually watch SAMURAI COP, but your presentation on it was priceless). You help make being a movie geek fun.
I get excited every time I see a Chris stuck man video.
1. Jaws - 10/10
2. Jaws 2 - 6/10
3. Jaws 3-D - 5.5/10
4. Jaws (4): The Revenge - -----1,000,000,000/10
10:27. They should have Matt, Chris and theFLICKpick review Jaws 4. 14:37-15:02..
JawsKid imo jaws 10/10 jaws 2 7/10 jaws 3 4.5/10 and jaws 4... so negative I can’t even give it a rate its pure shit
Legend has it that if you comment early enough, Chris Stuckmann will actually reply
Guess you weren't early enough
We'll see....
you fucked up
mirko zaja
Who?
+Diagnosed Psychopath dean
yes thank you chris for doing part 3 love these reviews
I'm loving all the hilariocities lately, keep it up Chris!
11:26 that guy has the exact same laugh as Chris, it's creepy
Lea Thompson was in this movie?!
That's what I first thought when I first watched the movie.
+WalkenAfterMidnight Corny but lmfao.
She's not trying to fuck a duck in this one tho 2/10
You compliment each other very well, resulting in a more complete review.
Awww watching Chris get all flustered and giggly with this dude is so cute . He low key was crushing hard on him
Is that Lou Ferignos cousin???
No that's Jon Bernthal's son.
+BloodyChigger17 my thoughts exactly
+BloodyChigger17 hah I was gonna say brother.
+Daniel A. Same bro,Lol
Jesus Christ we understand he looks like Jon Benthol we don't need to hear it from every second comment
Yung Nova The Goat He looks like Jon Bernthal
I was 16 when I saw Jaws 3D and I still have my glasses they gave me at the theater! Great review! Guilty pleasure.
"She died of fear". That made me laugh so hard.
That Jango Fett impression.
Nice.
mistalozna Even kind of looks like him.
Matthew looks sorta like John Bernethal as Punisher.
Cool review Chris and Matthew of Jaws 3D :D
Oh man. This whole review was so spot on. As a kid, watching these for 'the shark parts' was all that mattered. I used to get upset whenever jaws was actually killed. Now it just terrifies me. Something about old 80's effects and how you associate it with childhood that still gets under my skin. (and that eaten alive scene. UGH.) I love the comparisons you guys drew to Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park...yup, this was in that category for me, and all of those were monumental in shaping my likes as a film-goer.
It's nice to know how similar your childhood can be to other like-minded folks :) Great vid sir, as always.
Has anyone watched a shark movie but skip all of it except the shark parts?
no
Yep
+THE BATMAN fuck off you are an ovetrated peice of shit
you are stupid if you think im being serious
Try the other way around.
+Patrick Bateman calm down, you two are not so different. You could say you are one in the same...
Chris was totally like "Yo, Matt wear a blue shirt to match my cool new lights for the video"
Cant wait for Jaws 2 review!
Good video Chris!! Bring this guy back on soon.
This is not a Hilariocrity Review
Why?
Why?
+Anonyme I kind of agree. It just really didn't feel like one. Like, they weren't pointing out shitty parts of the movie and making fun of them constantly. It just felt like more of a normal movie review.
+pureblackeagle yea, I'm use to them going thru the full movie, scene by scene. Hilaricity reviews are usually 15 to 20 minutes
Thank you
Brando is super adorable
please do more Hilariocity Review, love these!!!
I still own a pair of original Jaws 3D glasses as provided in the theatres at the time.
fuck yeah being home alone as a kid and watching JAWS and its shitty sequels lol, pizza and horror movies ahhh you reminded me of better days of my youth
Oh my god with Chris its budget Shane from the walking dead
I saw it when it came out in 3D in the theaters when I was a kid. All that stands out to me about that movie from then, was the fish looking like they were inside the theater. It was awesome.
I loved 3 as a kid. As I got older it got worst. As I got even more older it became awesome again.
I'm still waiting for Jaws 19, it's way past it's release date.
At least we got the trailer
I'm shock they haven't rebooted this movie since they are rebooting everything
Don't jinx it!
A majority of reboots now are fucking terrible. If they ever do remake it I wouldn't be surprised if they made it pg 13
Be glad we're not on Jaws 19
+E Boogie well the first one was pg back back the things were different
afroman255 Wasn't Jaws a big factor in the creation of the PG-13 rating?
I love how matt sits with a blenket all comfy while chris sits arms crossed legs crossed its adorable
This was a great collab video
Hey Chris!
Could you do a hilariocity review of Zod's snapped neck?
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!
Plz stop
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL!
still funny!
Yes, yes, let the hate flow through you.
do troll 2 with Matt and John
Good luck on your journey to review all the Jaws movies. I look forward to more of these reviews for sure.
Btw I subscribed to that guy with you.
You're right about this movie but I love it. I saw this in the theater when I was a kid, and yes a ton of 3D movies came out at that time and not all were horror movies. This one is my favorite of that 3D craze. I remember the theater had made a giant paper mache shark mouth around the door to the auditorium Jaws 3D was playing in and the audience laughing a screaming and ewwing at the all the 3D scenes. It was really fun to watch, I wish you could go back in time and experience it like that.
Jaws 3 is an awesome popcorn film yes it's stupid but it's still good to watch
i watched all the jaws films at the cinema i wish i kept the 3d glasses
Love your reviews! They're hilarious, and I learn something new every time! You said you couldn't believe Dennis Quaid was the kid from the first one: he wasn't-he was the older brother, Mike. Went from working at SeaWorld, to being a marine biologist lol!!
Great review!
Matt looks like the Punisher from Daredevil.
Or Shane from Walking Dead
That is the punisher... Didn't u know?
How does Matt know so much about the behind the scenes of films?!
ReaperXC IMDB.
I presume.
Chris always has the best shirts. I love that shirt.
Can't wait for the Bourne reviews!
Thought the other guy was the Punisher
where did you read the cut script of jaws 3??
Great review guys! :)
I saw this in the theaters with a friend of mine and his Big Brother. I was 11 at the time, and we were blown away by the 3D effects.
Can you please review all the BTTF movies? Or did you already?
Chris's room looks like Flick's... this is weird
WWWHAAAT THE FUUUUUU, dude, i didn't know you and Matt were buddies! i enjoy both your videos, so this was a cool surprise. Man, this video was awesome. i gotta find some more Chris Matt crossovers
you guys have the same exact awesome laugh!!
Please do STREET FIGHTER THE LEGEND OF CHUN LI or HIGHLANDER 2 THE QUICKENING.
Or practically any video game movie.
oh god no hahahahahahahahahaha
Damn.. That would have been an awesome video game!
Lmfao!! the other guy in the thumbnail looks like John Bernthal!!
I was on the set of this film in Orlando, Florida when I was a kid---then seen it opening night in 3-D at the Odeon here in Saskatoon, Canada---no matter how bad some people say the movie was: It was a magical, memorable experience that I will never forget and always cherish...
more duo's with this guy! also funny hilariously.
Can you please review Donnie Darko? (maybe a "Donnie Darko explained") That would be the best thing ever!
Could you do a Conan 1982 retro review? :)
I thought your review for the other side of the door with Matt was hilarious, so I want more duos with Matt!
Finally, some Bourne reviews. YES.
"The characters suck!" Just like JP3
They do
Well, the only characters I liked was Dr. Grant and the kid.
Would you compare the jaws' sequels with the JP sequels? (getting worse and worse) Excluding Jurassic world.
I never seen JP sequels
James Burgess JP was great, JP 2 was good, JP 3 fucking sucked, and JW was good
When are you going to start reviewing NEIL BREEN movies, Chris???
Omg, this must happen!! Yes! XD
I asked him that on his Captain America Hilariocity review. I've had the time of my life watching people trash those.
HE HAS THE BEST BALLSACK!!
LMAO dude... Yuuuuuup
This comment made me look up Neil Breen on Wikipedia, then moments later I found myself reading about the effects of the American Revolution on Europe. Neil Breen is a genius!
Good series. Do more.
The Predator action figures in the background are awesome.
Hey Chris! After going many months without a decent internet connection I'm finally getting caught up on your reviews. Yep, this is pretty much a bad yet unintentionally hilarious movie. My husband and I saw this when it came out and we laughed our asses off. At one part in the movie where the shark was opening its jaws to attack some hapless victim, my husband whispered to me: "well, at least this is the last time this shark will attack anyone - its dentures almost came flying out." I started laughing so hard that Coke kinda splurted though my nose! (Before anyone says anything, yes I am aware that sharks jaws almost dislocate in order to catch whatever prey they're going after).
more with Matt cause he is hot, thank you
Matt is the Yang to Chris's Yin, he's got notes, rates things out of ten, great combo team up guys
omg I love life aquatic Steve zissou!!!! so glad u guys reviewed it!!!