Because they get super depressed because a great white needs at least 100 miles all around to be comfortable. And obviously if they did that they would hardly ever see that shark
@@apersonandaperson Watch the other Jaws kill count videos James has done. He uses that clip of the guy saying that in the first movie to comic effect a few times.
Fun fact: my grandmother was an extra in the movie. She was walking in the background during one scene. She was at Sea World while they were filming and they asked her to walk around in the background with other people for a little bit.
Jaws Jaws 2 Jaws 3D Jaws 4: The Revenge Jaws 5: Just Business 💲 Jaws 6: Pure Pleasure 💋 Jaws 7: Cyberjaws 🖥⌨ Jaws 8: Robojaws 🤖 Jaws 9: Shark Hunters 🎯 Jaws 10: Man vs. Shark vs. All the Terrors of the Sea Jaws 11: Outta Space Jaws 12: A Prequel Jaws 13: A Sequel to the Prequel Jaws 14: A Shark is starting a Family Jaws 15: A Russian Shark 🇷🇺 Jaws 16: A Shark Takes Manhattan Jaws 17: Fifty Shades of Grey Jaws 18 Origins: A Reboot Jaws 19: Saving the Oceans
14:40 "A Killer Great White is one thing, but now we're dealing with Stone Cold Steve Sharkstin? BAH GAWD!" This is why James is the best TH-camr ever. 😂😂
5:27 James: "Careful now, Kelly. Before you suck face, you might wanna make sure that dude's not your son from the future." Me: "That, or a shitty, anthropomorphic duck."
One of the most offensive parts of this movie - that I’m only noticing thanks to you pointing it out - is that it takes place in land-locked Orlando with a gate to the open ocean. I had always assumed it was Sea World San Diego.
14:45 I want to believe that that scene is what gave TNA the inspiration for Shark Boy's character change from nautical themed cruiserweight to man pretending to be shark pretending to be Steve Austin.
Even Maneater, great game that I highly recommend, has it so that the player's shark can't go backwards, and it is a VIDEO GAME, something that pretty much exempts it from having it be realistic.
@@miketrapper0464 Absolutely! Jaws unleashed is a buggy unpolished mess in parts and I absolutely love it! Takes you back to a different era in gaming, and also captures the feel of the first 2 films really well somehow. Great game!
If you look closely, you can see the chewed up body of the guy in the control room floating to the floor. The shark dropped him after not being able to swallow him due to Fitzroice already in her mouth. Actually a fine attention to detail all considered.
You are correct, James, when you say sharks cannot - in point of fact - swim backwards. In reality, if you can manage to somehow drag a shark backwards, you will effectively drown it similarly to shooting water continuously up a human's nasal passageways so to speak.
Correct: sharks cannot swim backwards, and would kinda “drown” themselves if they did. In fact, sharks can’t even breathe if they aren’t constantly moving forward :/
The fastest way to a woman’s heart is gladiator HANDS? Damn, so that’s what I’ve been doing wrong. Thanks man! Edit: If you were wondering, I’ve been using the splashy grab ass... Hasn’t been working out...
12:32 Just mentioning this randomly but in real life titanic passengers weren't locked up behind gates, there was almost no discrimination against them but because there was more chaos in the third class compartment most of them were unable to get to the deck before it was too late
Is it me or do the sharks from the whole saga are on a diet. Bruce left a leg uneaten Jaws 2 shark left the scuba divers partially uneaten And Jaws 3 shark left an arm uneaten. That is probably why they attack humans, you’re not you when you’re hungry.
Well, although I really doubt these movies are trying to be realistic, sharks actually really don't like the taste of humans, so they'll often only take one bite from anyone they attack. IRL, they usually bite humans because they mistake them for other animals they normally eat, like seals
You might be up to something: Great Whites usually attack BUT don't actually eat people... that's because they taste them to know what's that about but then leave because humans are not fat enough for their tastes. Obviously a bite is often still enough for killing you badly, but I digress. The point is: jaws' shark eat fat-poor humans because they are on an actual diet!
Can we get a video of your crew and the process of making a kill count? Edit: I know there’s live-streams but I want a video showing the process in more detail and crew instead of watching the live-streams It’s more of a opinion than anything else
Having binge-watched so many of these kill counts in the past week, my absolute favorite thing is when James does a silly “whohoho” whenever we see a stupid 3D effect. Never fails to make me crack up 😂😂😂😂
13:44 now you could say that this instance of the shark "swimming backwards" was her using the current from the pipe as assistance, but every other instance of her doing this says otherwise.
5:41 they looked like they were having fun because, as Dennis Quaid later revealed - there was more COCAINE on-set of Jaws 3D than in any movie he'd ever worked on.
Kill count is so good it honestly feels like I haven't watched a 17 min video I get so invested in watchin that it feels like I've only watched a 5 min video!
Boring fact: this was the first movie I ever "saw" in theaters. My mom wanted to see it. I had just turned two years old. She had no babysitter and she was worried I might cry at some point and ruin it, but she took me along anyway. I fell asleep immediately and slept through the whole thing.
That dolphin shaking its head while James said "NO" there will always make me die laughing. It was so accurate with him saying it like that with the gesture. XD
Dennis Quaid said that Jaws 3D had the largest cocaine budget of any movie he ever did. Bless his heart.
That explains why the movie sucks
@@jasonreese2088 you wanna talk about jaws the revenge
Lmao makes sense
I gain a little bit of life every time he says "3D, wwwwWWWooooAAAAaaOooooOoHHhh"
It makes me laugh
Lol same, thought i was the only one
My favorite is when he says he got the sedation juice into his mouth.
I never got tired of it, it was hilarious every time
That is a perfect description.
Actually, fun fact: it is very difficult to keep a great white shark in captivity. They just don’t survive. The record for survival is just 44 days.
Yeah they keep bumping into the walls too
Because they get super depressed because a great white needs at least 100 miles all around to be comfortable. And obviously if they did that they would hardly ever see that shark
Memster Redeemster That and they lose the will to eat cause they’re fed their food. They don’t need to hunt
In Japan they had a great white shark and it lived for a month I think. Correct me if I’m wrong.
Dragonfly Beast that’s less than 44 days, believe it or not.
Fun Fact: Dennis Quaid claimed in a 2015 interview that there was not a single frame in this movie where he was not high off his face on cocaine.
that makes this funnier
Should’ve called the movie nostrils
That explains a lot.
@@kennyhearne7433 omg-
Ahh to be an actor in the 80s . So much cocaine
Goddamn it I knew a baby shark reference would happen at least once in this series.
The sharks mother, what the helllll do you mean the dammmm sharks mother.....best quote in whole film
Mother Sharker
Yep
@Rodrigo Leija the most insulting part of that song is that the people who made it just rehash the same song and change the lyrics.
Da.crap I am having YT 2018 rewind flashbacks!
“Is it just me or does that grenade look like an oxygen tank”
- James 2019
“Go suck a fish head”
-James 2019
Bob Belcher Hey I just uploaded a video wanna check it out ☺️
Yep that grenade does look like a oxygen tank
@@VOLTZ123 stop self promoting on every big comment it makes you look desperate
Smile you son of a bi...
I come back to this kill count more than any other one just because James sounds like he had so much fun making fun of this shitty movie
It is fucking they didnt even try to fix it thay just said fuck it
@@The-ATF-shot-my-dog I think you accidentally a word.
@@chucklebutt4470 yes I did
Try "I'll always know what you did last summer" is so funny how much he hates it
@@chucklebutt4470 are you ok chucklenuts?
Jaws movie ranking
Jaws : masterpiece
Jaws 2: pretty good
Jaws 3: Bad
Jaws: The Revenge: doesn't need to exist
Agreed brothaa👍👍
@@only1icey611 jaws 2 is the best one
Not to bother but I was the GODDAMN 69TH LIKE
Seems to apply for many other medias nowadays 😂
@@susieberthow4807 what medias?
“Hey is it just me, or does that grenade look like an oxygen tank to you?”
“A whaaat?” 😂
I think he should have done that.
Maximus Hermanite how is that funny?
@@apersonandaperson Watch the other Jaws kill count videos James has done. He uses that clip of the guy saying that in the first movie to comic effect a few times.
What is this COMMENT "What is an a whaaat?"
Fun fact: my grandmother was an extra in the movie. She was walking in the background during one scene. She was at Sea World while they were filming and they asked her to walk around in the background with other people for a little bit.
cool
ok
@@10ksubswithnovideoschallen27 why bruh 😠
Cool!👍🏻
That's actually cool my aunt was walking around in the scene from grown ups 2 when they where at the store.
"The shark we just watched die was a baby shark?" *sadly sings doo do do do doo*
I laughed so hard at that
"Nephew" is a term of endearment in black communities like "cuz" or "brother". Japanese culture practice this as well. He wasn't actually his nephew
Same down here in Africa except we call any elderly or respected woman figure as an Aunty or sometimes Tannie
That's a term of endearment in Hawaii too. Auntie/Uncle, Couz and Niece/Nephew.
Jaws
Jaws 2
Jaws 3D
Jaws 4: The Revenge
Jaws 5: Just Business 💲
Jaws 6: Pure Pleasure 💋
Jaws 7: Cyberjaws 🖥⌨
Jaws 8: Robojaws 🤖
Jaws 9: Shark Hunters 🎯
Jaws 10: Man vs. Shark vs. All the Terrors of the Sea
Jaws 11: Outta Space
Jaws 12: A Prequel
Jaws 13: A Sequel to the Prequel
Jaws 14: A Shark is starting a Family
Jaws 15: A Russian Shark 🇷🇺
Jaws 16: A Shark Takes Manhattan
Jaws 17: Fifty Shades of Grey
Jaws 18 Origins: A Reboot
Jaws 19: Saving the Oceans
Jaws 20: The Mascot
Are these real?
Jaws 21 : Endgame.
Jaws 25: we’re running out of title names...and these sequels suck anyways.
Jaws 27: The Breakfast Club
I’ve never seen this garbage movie, but James’s 3D “whoas” are what keep bringing me back to this Kill Count.
Wait so you only watch kill counts of movies you already seen?
I HAVE seen this movie, trust me it’s garbage
@@Blazarous. that's fair, I mostly watch ones when I know I won't watch the actual movie in my life
My fingers smell like chicken
Trust me, man. In my opinion, this is the worst of the jaws movies.
1:25 That whale mascot costume is scarier than the actual shark,😂😂😂
Me have nightmares because of scary shark man
Y DOZ IT LUK SO STUPIT
Lol agree
Indeed
Gabriel Cavins but it hasn’t even been a day
14:34 as bad as it looks, I like the concept of not being able to see the glass before the shark smashes through it
“... to provide some dolphinterference” - ok I laughed way more at that than I should probably admit!
*_69th like_* *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
14:40
"A Killer Great White is one thing, but now we're dealing with Stone Cold Steve Sharkstin? BAH GAWD!"
This is why James is the best TH-camr ever. 😂😂
TheIconicVigilante best horror kill count youtuber. Not the best youtuber on TH-cam though
TheIconicVigilante yeah that broke me
@@nicolebriant98 We both have our opinions.
I thought dolphintervention was better
THANK you, TheIconicVigilante!
James *RULES* !
"fastest way to a woman's heart is with gladiator hands" -James 2019
69th like
Fasted way to a woman’s heart is through the 4th and 3rd ribs
@@7inthemorning770 q
Don’t Care: you are wrong its 2020
Can prove ,he is right
5:27 James: "Careful now, Kelly. Before you suck face, you might wanna make sure that dude's not your son from the future."
Me: "That, or a shitty, anthropomorphic duck."
Uh?
@@spectroelectro3772 could be referring to the Howard the duck movie
Wow, incest and beastiality, now that is bleach worthy.
Universal: let’s make another jaws
The writers: no it’ll be dumb
Universal: *DO IT DAMMIT*
DANG YOU UNIVERSAL
no threat to god’s universe
**Movie comes out and is poorly received.**
Universal: wow that was dumb.....
The writers: no way really? 😒
universal: i am universal
the writers: ok
Universal: lets make another one
Writers: IT'S GONNA BE WORSE
Universal: *better shut the fuck up and do it*
Writers: ok
@@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090 universal: why did you guys make such a bad movie?!
Writers: *excuse me what*
I love that “WhOoOaAaH” James does when talking about crappy 3D graphics
One of the most offensive parts of this movie - that I’m only noticing thanks to you pointing it out - is that it takes place in land-locked Orlando with a gate to the open ocean. I had always assumed it was Sea World San Diego.
dolfanchambers84 same
That is cursed
Maybe that tube connecting it is just *reeeaaally* long
14:45 I want to believe that that scene is what gave TNA the inspiration for Shark Boy's character change from nautical themed cruiserweight to man pretending to be shark pretending to be Steve Austin.
STONE COLD!!!
STONE COLD IS HERE!!!
"Does that mean the captive shark we just saw die was a baby shark?"
*sad doot do da doot ta doo*
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLZ DONT DO THAT
Im Lego Yoda I agree please don’t
*PINKFONG INTENSIFIES*
I rather get eaten by a shark than see another cringe Furry like you...
@@faz0ulz why?
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly, he count shark snacc
Weeeeeee
This makes me want to dodo batter in my pant
I almost shit myself laughing at Stone Cold Steve Shark-ston!!! "BY GOD!!!"
Freddy Millz same 😂😂😂
Its all fun and games til the shark starts drinking beer
same. i freaked out when i heard that glass break
@@B_bang22 "When you hear the glass...thats your ass!"
Even Maneater, great game that I highly recommend, has it so that the player's shark can't go backwards, and it is a VIDEO GAME, something that pretty much exempts it from having it be realistic.
Great game
but you can have electrical power ups
gotta add those little things in I guess
It’s such a great game, especially for those who miss the old jaws games which are all good and way better than this and the next movie
@@miketrapper0464
Absolutely! Jaws unleashed is a buggy unpolished mess in parts and I absolutely love it! Takes you back to a different era in gaming, and also captures the feel of the first 2 films really well somehow. Great game!
@@horrorfanandy4647 i mean that was an old game so it doesn’t entirely hold up but mostly it’s all just awesome
Jaws: I’m so good!
Jaws 2: I’m so good
Jaws 3D: I’m so-
James: NOOO GET BACK GET BACK!
BAT CERV and don’t get me started on jaws the revenge!
Bruce the shark is the only named in jaws movie
It don't feel so good
“You are the silent killer, go back to the annex!”
I wasn’t paying attention and I thought the costume in the thumbnail was the actual shark
Close enough.
I woke up and saw that and thought it was the shark too XD
Baby shark......yes
You’re telling me it’s not?
20k subs with 10 videos baby shark dodododododododododoo b
11:29... “was the shark that just died a baby shark?dooodooodooo” 😂😂I’m dying
If that joke was in rewind 2018
It would have become like 3% better
Wich is a lot by rewind 2018 standards
Haha soooooooooooooo fucking fuuuuunnny funny, it makes me want to slit my wrists with a rusty spoon
Fionn Ó Faoláin woah calm down edge lord
@Tony Mc and more 7878 What are you five?
Wasn't it a nurse shark
Imagine at the end of a horror movie, after the credits, James walks out and tells everyone the numbers.
Kind of a fun fact, if I was able to make a horror movie, I would legit approach James for a role.
“That’s a 3D severed arm coming at us!”
*”WaAaOoOoO!”*
“A spooky 3D skeleton hand!”
*”WaAaOoOoO!”*
“3D sedative!”
*”WaAaOoO- Gross.”*
“I’m a 3D captive mammal!”
“WaAAooOo!”
That waaaoooo made me laugh more than I should 🤣🤣
“a series of tubes, much like the internet.”
this guy gets it. it’s not a big truck.
Yeah, not something you can just dump stuff on
pyro references be like
ASOT!
top 10 tv head moments of 2020
ok boomer
Original jaws looks down from shark heaven in disgust and confusion
“Bruce” the shark: why did they redo my incident with my killer and in a water park?
If you look closely, you can see the chewed up body of the guy in the control room floating to the floor. The shark dropped him after not being able to swallow him due to Fitzroice already in her mouth. Actually a fine attention to detail all considered.
The thumbnail of this video was scarier then anything in the movie.
When I looked at the thumbnail I thought for a second that guy in that costume was gonna be the killer shark. 😂
@Donut Dog
Same
I honestly thought it was a joke at first
Exactlyyyyy
Yeah😱
Omg Bruce is at Sea World! Now he can finally... fight...
They didn't have a Shamu fight...
tails can you tell us why you are always disappointed with anything I do
That’s not Bruce, Bruce is dead
Jaws unleashed ps2 game my friend
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions charmx
Do you watch 8 bit Ryan because I think I saw you in the comments section
11:29 man this was so funny, I don't care who you are
But what if I was the momma shark?
BABY SHARK
It made me want to blow my fucking brains out, not laugh
What was it a reference to?
I laughed harder then I should have
You are correct, James, when you say sharks cannot - in point of fact - swim backwards. In reality, if you can manage to somehow drag a shark backwards, you will effectively drown it similarly to shooting water continuously up a human's nasal passageways so to speak.
I'd like to joke that Jaws 3D did more damage to SeaWorld's reputation than Blackfish did, but that'd be giving Jaws 3D's legacy way too much credit.
Correct: sharks cannot swim backwards, and would kinda “drown” themselves if they did. In fact, sharks can’t even breathe if they aren’t constantly moving forward :/
so basically they just had to immobilize it long enough for it to suffocate
@@MintySweetea basically lmao
other than nurse sharks yeah
That's only certain types of sharks which the great white is amoung
It really depends on the species of shark. Some can sit in place for long periods of time.
"Now we are dealing with stone Cold Steve sharkston!" - James 2019
BY GAWD IT'S SHARKSTON
"'Cause that's the bottom line..."
Every one give me a shark yeah
I like it
@@nyosrevenge7332 Shark yeah!
STONE COLD STEVE SHARKSTON KILLED ME OMG THE GLASS BREAKING I CANT BREATHE
The fastest way to a woman’s heart is gladiator HANDS? Damn, so that’s what I’ve been doing wrong. Thanks man!
Edit: If you were wondering, I’ve been using the splashy grab ass...
Hasn’t been working out...
137 likes and no comments.
Don't mind me.
XxPrototypeBeast35xX yeah someone had to do it...
Vizen Senju I agree
Then I will avoid that game
*10 people gave this a yeah.*
It's not a robot uprising we need to worry about.
It's the *D O L P H I N U P R I S I N G*
FadedScars what’s scarier is that there’s dolphins in minecraft
@@DacStudiosEntertainment
They're taking over our video games.
Wasn’t that a Simpsons episode?
Is this a Generation Tech reference?
No, it's the apes we need to worry about.
Dude you're killing it with your commentary I am sitting here crying as I listen xD
Put the movie on the Kill Count, haha.
Did anyone else notice how bruised the dolphins were?
bruised ?
You know, if one of my bosses yelled "No overtime!" while riding away on a jetski, tbh I wouldn't even be mad.
Hahahahahha fr fr
I thought he said go overime
‘Overtime’
I found this channel maybe 3 weeks ago and I've already watched every kill count, love this channel
Lucas Arellano when I found him I did the same thing
Lucas Arellano me too!
I have been here since Friday the 13th kill count but welcome :)
Lucas Arellano sameee
same lol
Stone Cold Steve Sharkston...still laughing about that.
This might be your greatest script ever.
Stone cold by gawd
I had to rewind it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
theres nothing i want to see more than the shark giving someone a stunner
@@mansondaddy97dotmidi I would pay good money to see this.
10:23
Every anime girl in existence is sweating profusely right now
NO WHY 😭
YES
No.
Good, you don't need to. God bless you hold on to the innocents you
Still have.@bananenneus1540
@@bananenneus1540 its about those goofy ahh hentais
It almost seems the victims were the lucky ones in this movie since they got to leave it early.
Hahaha
Lol
Kyle Collins one day ago but says it this video is less then 7 minutes old
@@naenaemister5048 patreon
Scp boi o same
Me: "Gotta get up, got stuff to do".
James: (Uploads Jaws 3D Kill Count)
Me: "I got 20 minutes"
😂 me too
“The shark still looks fake” -Marty McFly 2015
This guy gets it!
and he ain’t wrong
Well, it still looks better than Sharknado.
12:32 Just mentioning this randomly but in real life titanic passengers weren't locked up behind gates, there was almost no discrimination against them but because there was more chaos in the third class compartment most of them were unable to get to the deck before it was too late
"the evidence of seaworlds neglectance was around 30 years before blackflish"
lmao *preach*
*rolls eyes* always something
Blackfish is fucked up lol
geddoe316 what’s that supposed to mean
Anything: Exists
James: That looks like an air tank
a whaaaat?
"Nephew" is often used as a term of endearment towards a younger male. Sorta like "bro." Heard it a lot growing up around a black community.
"You got that good shit man? That kush coral?" James is up there with the greats-like the ones in Whorton hears a who.
I knew James was going to make Back To The Future reference the second I saw Marty's mum
oh. that's who it was.
Why did I think the thumbnail pic was a sock puppet?
Edit: I’m am fully aware that it’s a mascot-
I thought it was a really crappy shark when I saw it
no u Ö
Whats was it anyway?
wait, isn't it? lmao, sorry for being stupid
@@saymone962 its a (crapy😂) mascot of shamu
That
“You godamn fools”
Made me laugh harder than I should’ve, I’ll give you that James
I love how many Sealab 2021 references you manage to fit into this.
Such an underrated show
I had no idea what this movie was going to be about but I got excited for the thumbnail. I thought they were going to find the mascots dead body.
" Man was that a baby shark?"
"Doo doo doo doo doo"
I laughed way too hard at this
LMAO that was so good
Timestamp?
Kate 11:29
*sees title*
Me: ahhh yes another jaws kill count
*sees thumbnail*
Me: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN
THAT?
(edit) no one saw anything
My man called it a dead count. Lol
@@brooksblakeley8038 shush. Just realized it. Let it be....Let it be....
Me when I saw the thumbnail: dafaq is *Dat?*
I was like wtf aswell
@@faizunasyraff3719 *Dead count*
The scene where the corpse floats up into the window SCARED THE SHIT out of me as a kid.
Is it me or do the sharks from the whole saga are on a diet.
Bruce left a leg uneaten
Jaws 2 shark left the scuba divers partially uneaten
And Jaws 3 shark left an arm uneaten.
That is probably why they attack humans, you’re not you when you’re hungry.
Now the plan to stop sharks from attacking humans, throwing Snickers.
Well, although I really doubt these movies are trying to be realistic, sharks actually really don't like the taste of humans, so they'll often only take one bite from anyone they attack. IRL, they usually bite humans because they mistake them for other animals they normally eat, like seals
You might be up to something: Great Whites usually attack BUT don't actually eat people... that's because they taste them to know what's that about but then leave because humans are not fat enough for their tastes. Obviously a bite is often still enough for killing you badly, but I digress. The point is: jaws' shark eat fat-poor humans because they are on an actual diet!
@@the13throse bruh get out we all know that it was a joke 😐😑
@@SilverSlurpr bruh get out i fucking know it was a joke
Can we get a video of your crew and the process of making a kill count?
Edit: I know there’s live-streams but I want a video showing the process in more detail and crew instead of watching the live-streams
It’s more of a opinion than anything else
He does livestreams of him editing the kill counts
Subzero Fire he has editing live-streams
Even better the crew hosting the kill count
The Mimicking Show right he should do a kill count with everybody in the video
Subzero Fire crew? I thought it was just him and Chelsea bruh
Who Else Saw The Picture And Thought It Was A Mistake?
I Thought It Was Gonna be A Puppet Show Weird
Me too, I thought he was gonna recreate the movie using puppets to mock youtubes copyright system
At first, I legit thought that was the shark prop they were gonna use in the movie.
Having binge-watched so many of these kill counts in the past week, my absolute favorite thing is when James does a silly “whohoho” whenever we see a stupid 3D effect. Never fails to make me crack up 😂😂😂😂
14:35 Ok, that was the worst thing I have ever seen in a movie! 😂
Fax
Then u have never seen ,,Zombie Shark"
Can't wait to see this dumpster fire.
Edit: you have GOT to be shitting me.
And just when i thought i saw the worst special effects in a movie, this comes up...
@@Monetenbursche And Shark Exorcist
16:30
“It just looks so damn cozy inside that shark mouth.”
That sounds like a fetish, pal.
*v o r e*
The aquatic version of a fury
@@l5098 I A M S P O O K
Dont you mean a fet"fish"
ᑕєlєѕтє
I like you.
“Hey you got that Kush Koral?” Quote of the year
To quote semi-famous youtuber Iamwildcat;
"Yah, dude? You got that great burial reefer?'
So that shark they killed was a by by shark do do do do do
@@HGmolotov love watching Wildcat
13:44 now you could say that this instance of the shark "swimming backwards" was her using the current from the pipe as assistance, but every other instance of her doing this says otherwise.
"Stone Cold Steve Sharkston!!!!" One of the best jokes I have ever heard you make James!!! Keep up the good work!
This movie is amazingly awful but I still love the kill counts on these movies
@@papagong hue hue hue hue
The Stone Cold Steve Austin joke had me dying of laughter!
You get ban boi
Add that to the kill count
7 months ago 9 likes and this is the first comment I see
@@issaiahbrown4116 shut up
You boi need to shut up lol its jaws 3d
14:28 world class editing looks so real
5:41 they looked like they were having fun because, as Dennis Quaid later revealed - there was more COCAINE on-set of Jaws 3D than in any movie he'd ever worked on.
Kill count is so good it honestly feels like I haven't watched a 17 min video I get so invested in watchin that it feels like I've only watched a 5 min video!
Jaws 3D: psst hey kid
Kid: what?
Jaws 3D: wanna see great (crappy) CGI
Kid: hmmm... ok
This movie is so dumb and so bad it makes me sick🤮
This is the worst because you can see that it has LOTS of CGI
Lol
InstinctX ahaha sucks to be you
“What research, what homework no it isn’t” 4 years later and I still die of laughter from it every time
The thumbnail scared me more then any of the creatures on previous thumbnails.
Please, can we see Deep Blue sea to finish off this month?
That movie is so underrated.
That's actually my favorite shark movie, hope he does it at some point
Read the description
Tai0 there’s nothing there
Ya Taio fella there's nothing in the description?
“Yo you got that good shit man, that kush coral.” -James 2019
This actually made me laugh out loud 😂. James your the man, keep up the good work 👌👍
DolanDark hate to be that guy but u really just put kush with a c 😩😩😩😩
@@huntakillah1461 cause he spelled kush with a c
Project Shadow cuz I coulda went on with my day but I seen a roast coming on at some point 😂
It should of been coral kush tbf
It of been on purpose cause of coral
Boring fact: this was the first movie I ever "saw" in theaters. My mom wanted to see it. I had just turned two years old. She had no babysitter and she was worried I might cry at some point and ruin it, but she took me along anyway. I fell asleep immediately and slept through the whole thing.
That dolphin shaking its head while James said "NO" there will always make me die laughing. It was so accurate with him saying it like that with the gesture. XD
Why do i get a feeling that in 2020 jaws will get a remake or reboot
Because Hollywood and also money
@@ObviousOccult plus its gonna be part of an extended universe
Called the sharkverse
All female reboot. Except the mayor
Of a robot shark
@@casper6405 jaws v sharknado sounds dumb but interesting lol
14:27 the funniest part i couldn't stop laughing love your videos btw
also 8:06
14:44 killed me
I know its so bad lol
The shark look hella fake too
@@creativewarriorfn8036 sounded like a moan ughhh
I love the way the shark stops when it breaks the glass to the control room. Hyper realism.
I'm a longtime fan and this is your greatest commentary yet!!!
This is one of the funniest kill counts ever lmao
omgosh I just got a heart
Jaws: Upgrade
Jaws 2: Go back
Jaws 3-D: F#$% I SAID GO BACK!
Jaws 4: HIT THE KILL SWITCH AND GET ME A FLAMETHROWER! THIS ENDS HERE!!!
Jaws 5: *gunshot*
I mean the shark did go back
i love how james' camera has better quality than the movie
I don’t really smoke, but...
I’d love some coral kush.🤤
Dawood hell yeah
Sea weed
9:37
Oh yes, we all float down here. And when you're down here
*Y O U ' L L F L O A T T O O*
Y O U W I L L *S Q U A T* T O O
The official trailer for part 2 came out yesterday!
When they talked about this on I love the 80s, someone described the shark in this movie as a floating loaf of bread😂
Lol really 😂
they arent wrong
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