Tin Foil Hat Society Annual Questionnaire (2018) ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ส.ค. 2024
- It's that time of year again to take the annual questionnaire that will decide whether or not you will be accepted into the prestigious Tin Foil Hat Society, whether you are an existing member or looking to join for the first time.
00:00:00 Greetings
00:01:41 Free gifts for MEMBERS ONLY
Official Pre-questionnaire questionnaire:
00:10:50 Question #1
00:11:08 Question #2
00:11:50 Question #3
00:12:48 Question #4
00:13:50 Question #5
00:15:05 Question #6
00:15:31 Question #7
00:16:07 Question #8
Official Questionnaire:
00:18:20 Question #1
00:19:16 Question #2
00:20:41 Question #3
00:21:48 Question #4
00:23:02 Question #5
00:23:34 Question #6
00:23:58 Question #7
00:24:39 Question #8
00:25:20 Question #9
00:26:00 Question #10
00:26:17 Question #11
00:26:37 Question #12
00:27:01 Question #13
00:27:24 Question #14
00:27:50 Question #15
00:28:10 Question #16
00:28:57 Question #17
00:29:41 Question #18
00:30:16 Question #19
00:30:51 Question #20
00:32:03 Question #21
00:33:03 Question #22
00:33:26 Question #23
00:34:09 Question #24
00:34:51 Question #25
00:35:15 Question #26
00:35:48 Question #27
00:36:39 Question #30
00:37:19 Question #31
00:37:57 Question #32
00:38:34 Question #33
00:39:07 Question #34
00:39:34 Question #35
00:40:10 Question #36
00:40:44 Question #37
00:40:58 Question #38
00:41:15 Question #39
00:41:44 Question #40
00:42:01 Question #41
00:42:27 Question #42
00:43:09 Question #43
00:43:46 Question #44
00:44:44 Question #45
00:45:10 Question #46
00:45:31 Question #47
00:46:13 Question #48
00:46:43 Question #49
00:47:26 Question #50
00:49:27 Reviewing your answers
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ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - ตลก
Finally, I was worried my membership was gonna expire!
Abaronca *FAILS QUESTIONARE*
Yeah but mine did
Mine did
Shhh
I would join, but I’m already a devoted member of the Corrugated Cardboard Confederacy.
They don't need to know that
TRAITOR
Hello brother
True or false: “all nefarious organizations are nefarious?”
Probably false
Whenever i hear or see the ford nefarious, i immediately thing of gru and dispicable me
i also tin foiled each of my hair individually, just to be safe
That's what I call a brilliant style
pics or didn't happen
Must be a pain with in-grown hairs.
My dog shiny now
@@shanf1639 ylkes
Paint my house? My house is wrapped in tin foil to keep any nefarious organizations from moving the thermostat.
You could go into engine theory. Automotive related math. Like cylinder bore and torque. And do videos ascertaining to machine and mechanical theory as an update to your chanel
Custom tin foil 🤠
Take a shot everytime he says 'nefarious organisation', it'll be a long night i guarantee you
You're suppost to sleep, not to go to sleep bc of alcohol poisoning xd
Hence being not old enough to drink does soda count?
@@averynoir7810 goodby teth
Take a shot every time he says tin
My favorite drinking game
Damn, the tin foil hat society upgraded their arsenal
Our money must've been going somewhere
Profile pic needs to be pickle rick
@@Splucked No one HAS to change their username of choice
@@mozziela I know what are these niggaz talking about amirite?
~~~Timestamps~~~
00:00:00 Greetings
00:01:41 Free gifts for MEMBERS ONLY
Official Pre-questionnaire questionnaire:
00:10:50 Question #1
00:11:08 Question #2
00:11:50 Question #3
00:12:48 Question #4
00:13:50 Question #5
00:15:05 Question #6
00:15:31 Question #7
00:16:07 Question #8
Official Questionnaire:
00:18:20 Question #1
00:19:16 Question #2
00:20:41 Question #3
00:21:48 Question #4
00:23:02 Question #5
00:23:34 Question #6
00:23:58 Question #7
00:24:39 Question #8
00:25:20 Question #9
00:26:00 Question #10
00:26:17 Question #11
00:26:37 Question #12
00:27:01 Question #13
00:27:24 Question #14
00:27:50 Question #15
00:28:10 Question #16
00:28:57 Question #17
00:29:41 Question #18
00:30:16 Question #19
00:30:51 Question #20
00:32:03 Question #21
00:33:03 Question #22
00:33:26 Question #23
00:34:09 Question #24
00:34:51 Question #25
00:35:15 Question #26
00:35:48 Question #27
00:36:39 Question #30
00:37:19 Question #31
00:37:57 Question #32
00:38:34 Question #33
00:39:07 Question #34
00:39:34 Question #35
00:40:10 Question #36
00:40:44 Question #37
00:40:58 Question #38
00:41:15 Question #39
00:41:44 Question #40
00:42:01 Question #41
00:42:27 Question #42
00:43:09 Question #43
00:43:46 Question #44
00:44:44 Question #45
00:45:10 Question #46
00:45:31 Question #47
00:46:13 Question #48
00:46:43 Question #49
00:47:26 Question #50
00:49:27 Reviewing your answers
I hope you all sleep well! Good night
And in case you wonder, this is copied and pasted from rifts description for mobile users :)
Henninguns You are a god, my boi. Thanks!
Thank you for making life easier for us mobile users :P
Henninguns
Thank you...
Thank you
Thank youuu!!
“If you fall asleep just pick up where you left off”
I woke my dumbass back up and heard the mall cop in a different video telling me I stole something. During this time my head was underneath the sheet so I thought I had a bag over my head and I thought to myself what the hell did I do when I was sleeping. 😂
The flat earth society is shaking...
bin laden Woah we don’t use the real names of nefarious organizations here they’re listening
DrusinianX they have their ears to the ground, we must be careful!
I am with the origami boat shaped earth society. We are not nefarious.
N quaking also!!
I trigger Liberal SJWS that’s why we’re whispering
Me: *falling asleep*
ER: ...Your very own tin foil AK-47
Me: Woooooo wtf where do I sign up
@EdgyAnimeKid grappling guns
EdgyAnimeKid probably why he fights all his enemies for multiple seasons..
@Agent "assoult foiow spweads deadwy wadiation"
@Agent what war crimes did j just commit. Why did i type in such a cæřýķđãqěçżň
YES! i was litterally just thinking how much i loved these questionnaires, and i get here 9 minutes in!
I’ve run out of tin foil... and I’ve lost my tin foil hat! The shop has none. Guess I’ll pray to the one Lord of ASMR Papa Rift. Praise be.
Amen 👏
read this in ralph’s voice
Ralph ain't officer wigams son he's officer eddies...
Pray to Cthulu...
I tried to read as voice of Ralph but some words didnt fit to character
You guys ever notice the descriptions of his vids? Like if you think E R should write a book or sumthin.
Honestly, if he actually wrote a book, I would totally buy it~
Best selling Fantasy/Adventure Author by the pen name of: Uncle E
The Ephemeral Rift would be an awesome book name even just a lore book would be amazing
He should make moveis and books
N E F A R I O U S
*T E C H N I C A L*
P R O T E C T E D
O R G A N I Z A T I O N
*D A R N E D E S T*
@@timotheatae Yeah man, i wrap myself in tinfoil and dab on them illuminati
'Greetings, I'm First-' aw dammit he beat us to it
I wanted to like this, but I don't want to destroy the whole 69 likes
@@leroyspitzer8265 aw someone already did
@@howlt005 Well, here's a your more than deserved like then.
@@leroyspitzer8265 ❤
Don't know who this 'Tim Foil' guy is but I kinda like him
Lol
100 likes yet?
Man that supply of Tin Foil just gets smaller and smaller... Last time is was a year? Before that it was 3? Hard times indeed.
Can't wait for the 2019 questionnaire. I'll nail that one
Ok new vid request: How about a post-apocalyptic themed vid where you're a cigar smoking, AK-47 wielding drifter badass? THAT would be awesome
Kombat Kat i second this
I always had the idea of him becoming an indian and using the mortar and pestle and maybe a bow and arrow
@@Noah-pr2or He already can tear shit up on a Native American flute, tbh.
Also, is someone excited for Metro? Lol
@@AWACS_Snowblind i am
@@AWACS_Snowblind exodus looks fucking great
It just got better and beeter after the paintbrush like, you get your own tin foil nutcracker, grenade and AK-47! That alone is an instant sign-up for me.
Imagine how long it must have taken to make that background. Uncle ER's dedication is just one of the things I love about him
I’m hoping that there’s someone here who made a club with their friends somewhere around 3rd grade and named it Tin Foil Hat Society, not knowing in the future, it would become a real thing.
Question: Should my tinfoil be wrapped in tinfoil? If so, when do I stop?
Yes and after 5 layers
That guy who did something But how can I be sure you are not part of any nefarious groups?
@@StormyRaven check my question board
When you feel safe
Stop when continuation becomes undoable.
I lost my tingles long ago but still watch your videos because theyre very relaxing
Are we going to war with the cardboard because you gave me an ak and a grenade
Yes! Down with the Corrugated Cardboard Confederacy!!
The best thing about the end of the year. What a blessed series of videos. I live for soft spoken questions and interactions and tinfoil sounds are DIVINE
I’d like to apply for an application.
You trying to apply too ? 😀
PHAZE209BEAST Yeah I just don’t really know where to pick up my forms?
@@iamdenv3r292 front desk by the tree of tin foil
@@ddorgo but first you have to get an application from the tin boulder so that you can be in line
@@benjaminlamothe2093 oh yeah but i thought they were passed that
An S.C.P. themed ASMR would be up your alley, I know you have the mug.
I found this just after I posted the same thing. Wow. Glad to see other supporters of the idea
YES, he could _nail_ that.
Secure. Contain. Protect. Papa Rift make it happen
he got the mask
Guys I dont know much on this but Im fairly certain that Rift himself has declared that the professor collaborates with the SCP organization. As far as I know, though I cant recall where I saw/heard this, SCP is a part of the sanitarium lore's universe (as is the tin foil hat society).
Let's be honest
We all took this more seriously then our exams in school
I have been waiting for this for so long. I haven't even watched the video yet, but I want to say thank you for renewing my membership it is greatly appreciated.
YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!! The long awaited day has arrived! This is my favorite segment. Please do more than one a year. I know this society has the legs to make it!!
Ps, you’re the best
Saw him pull out the pen. Thought it was an official TFHS blunt.
I love your creativity Rift.
I’m about to cry tears of joy. I’ve been waiting for this video all year
Praise be. I’ve been trying to find the official questionnaire to join the TFHS for an extreme amount of time now.
Hats off! Foil out!
NYET!!!!!!! YOU SHALL NOT TAKE MY UŠANKA OFF!!!!!!
Everybody gangsta till e.r. pulls out the tinfoil frag 'nade
YES! I had my doubts that there would be one this year, but you've done it again, ER. You've swooped in with the save.
Feels like you posted the 2017 questionnaire yesterday, time flies by when you spend it sleeping to papa Rift's ASMR
Goddamn heterosexuals implanting RFID chips in me
Damn those homosexuals ruining everyday civilian's lives on their color blinding nefarious plot schemes too.
😂😂😂
With aluminum foil
Wear a hat that's foil lined
In case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind ♪♪
WEIRD AL
How dare you join with the aluminium foil society, Al, *loads Ak*
@@lkibold3018 royals
Benjamin Lamothe WEIRD AL YANKOVIC YASSS
The free member gifts this year are one of a kind, I hope this is my year to finally be accepted into the society 🤞🏻
Yes. Been waiting all year for this. Thank you, Rift. Truly a god amongst men
I came to figure out when the Tin Foil Hat Annual Questionnaire for 2018 would be occurring? Thanks!
If ER was a professional athlete, would he be called Ephemeral Swift ?
OMG😂😂💀💀
*drinks potion of swiftness*
In the gym he is Ephemeral Lift
@@TheHolyGopnikCrusader In Tokyo he is Ephemeral Drift
@@5ynthwav31ng4 its an old and Not very funny "joke" anymore
These are my favorites of your videos and I understand the time it takes to make all these tinfoil props, your dedication shines
2 days ago I hopped on your channel and asked myself if you already did this year's questionnaire lol. Love you uncle E, you're the best, keep it up !
Reynold's missing his wrap
do you ever go to war with the Aluminum Foil Hat Society
derp_solar or maybe even the Plastic Wrap Hat society, or maybe they just refuse to acknowledge each other’s existence
@@magicmoonsong no they often butt heads
U aluminatie
I hope that it doesn't upset you, but I only ever watch your videos when I need to sleep because I am a insomniac, the sound of your voice and the way you observe things is nice and helps me fall asleep all the time and for that I thank you.
You the man E
“The government, the heterosexuals and the Cool kids club” why am I laughing so hard at this
That scribbling after each question is awesome!!))
Yes! Thank god you keep with these, I love them!
This right here is the most wonderful time of the year
Correct me if im wrong but he said nefarious 91 times in this video
Wow that new ak-47 tin foil camo looks great
This is EA and we'd like to offer this camo but it is locked behind pay walls so pay up
This is my first year as a returning-member. It is a pleasure
It's the most wonderful video of the year!
i love this man 😂thanks for the amazing nights of sleep
I use aluminum foil
To use as really inefficient fuel for my stove.
ER - you're terrible! You're unique! I turn to your posts cos I have chronic insomnia & your voice helps me relax, but at the same time I'm giggling in the night, waking hubby, I can't win!!😂🤗❤️
I’ve been waiting for this all year
This year at the tin foil hat society, we have new weapons and equipment for any overthrowing activity of nefarious organization. Enjoy your membership and as always, stay unmind-controlled. Thank you, my fellow tinmen.
Hey I got in to the prestigious TFHS!!! I'm glad to be doing my part to resist the doings of nefarious organizations
Edit: how long did it take for you to foil AK 47 to arrive? The rest all arrived yesterday but I'm missing my tin foil AK. Please advise (:D
I knew when I saw a private video on the playlist for TFHS I knew it had to be this! Was not disappointed.
I'm happy that eph has more ads on his videos honestly I want him to be a full time creator , his lore is actually fantastic
Brilliant as usual.
Hey guys I just came here to ask what role did the Fugitive Slave Act have on increasing tensions between north and south states, and how did it represent a turning point pushing the country closer to the Civil War? Thanks!
In increased tensions because Northern states didn't want slavery and Southern states did. The act made it so that now local law enforcement and civilians were forcibly meant to go and "apprehend" any slave who escaped to the North and deliver them to their owner. The North wasn't very fond of that idea because it turned their land into a hunting ground and basically legalized kidnapping. Some Northern state's response was to pass laws to make the fugitive slave act virtually unenforceable, and the South wasn't very fond of that idea because it meant their escaped slaves wouldn't be returned. Clearly tension there. I wouldn't exactly call it a turning point because it was inevitable anyway, but it pushed the country closer to war simply because the North didn't want slavery and the South did. You can't have it both ways.
There’s this magical place called google
Sound_of_silence it was posted for more comedic value rather than actual information, because haha, “He shouldn’t be talking about America’s history this is an ASMR video!”
@invictus Is ur username in relation to the Henley poem bc that’s one of my favorites
You make the best asmr videos for sleep.
I remember one year all we got for passing the questionnaire was a basic hat, a sheet of foil we could use to make customizations, and a foil wrapped cookie. The TFHS has really upped its incentive program.
I wrapped my eye balls in tin foil just in case I see any nefarious organizations
"the heterosexuals" IM LOSIN IT
5/5, good work! These tinfoil asmr meets my sense of humor.
I've waited all year for this video you have no idea
Is the background secured by caprisuns?
Do they foil other corporations plans?
*slow clap*
Like my dude did you really
Was it epic
Badum tsss
I disliked this comment, you know why...
I love that he does this every year
I love the creativity he has in his vids
The 60 dislikes are from people who's last name is "Witherspoon"
In a world filled with cam girls making explicitly sexy ASMR videos, one man stands up and makes actually wholesome and entertaining ASMR videos.
Thanks, Rift! You are a beacon of hope for the ASMR community. Salutes to you.
This is what I needed right now 😭
I’ve been waiting for this.
I wonder how he's gonna scrub the "Property of Tin Foil Hat Society Official Use Only" marker off the clipboard...
why would he do that, the clipboard belongs to the tin foil hat society
@@flamingkittyumad *Secret* Society
He’ll just cover it in foil
Only a NEFARIOUS person would say that
yay something good to watch with my lunch
Two years later and his dedication still makes me smile
Edit: ALUMINUM FOIL SOCIETY ASMR PLEASE?
I have been waiting for more TFHS!
Longtime member, reporting in!
Hey uncle rift I think it would be cool if you did a Semantic Satiation based video and just that name itself fits your aesthetic really well
I’m absolutely dying over the tin foil AK-47, it’s a little too well-made
Finally!!! I've spent all the year studying in order to pass the annual questionnaire. For God's sake, I've even abandoned my PhD study on Astrophysics and Cosmology at Cambridge University for a while hoping to become a TFHS member. Fingers crossed. Good look to everyone!!! Long live THFS ...and King's!!! 😜✊
That was an impressive wrap job on the grenade.
Pulls out nutcracker*
Me: aight fine
Pulls out grenade*
Me: a little weird but ok
Pulls out ak*
Me: hold up
I misspelt my name on the application Q_Q
too real..
Look forward to these each year
I tried to sleep to this video but literally fucking cackled so hard that I could sleep! 100/10 would watch again
When do we get the Comrade Yuri shirt?
Stalin is great so are
Rasputin
Putin
Lennon
(Yuri the best)
@@thekeystoneconservative He is called Lenin hope i helped
@@Potato79207 OK BOOMER
13:55
Every nerd ever: WelL ActUALly
I've been looking forward to this
I love your voice and creativity, thank you~~~