Tin Foil Hat Society 2016 Membership Application / Renewal [ ASMR ]

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  • @seanbarry1757
    @seanbarry1757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    "Mom, where's all the tinfoil?"
    "Dad used it to film a video of a tin-foil cult in the attic"

    • @thatreddude8796
      @thatreddude8796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Then how will I heat up my tinfoil pizza?!

    • @coloradostatesenatorsteven7443
      @coloradostatesenatorsteven7443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thatreddude8796 sacrifice your hands, it's worth it

    • @hamsnadwich6767
      @hamsnadwich6767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, your hands will just regrow

    • @Huh-Wha
      @Huh-Wha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes but by the time they regrow you will be eating pizza again

    • @Rhovanion85
      @Rhovanion85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1:45 attic?!

  • @MegaSnippezz
    @MegaSnippezz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3059

    Imagine if the whole video was him scratching his beard saying "Yes sir".

    • @RylaDarkstar
      @RylaDarkstar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      MegaSnippezz Charlie Carl video incoming.

    • @ploopydiper
      @ploopydiper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I'd fuck with that

    • @jell-oputin8036
      @jell-oputin8036 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MegaSnippezz 5seconds into this vid,read this laughed.nicely done.🍌👊🏼

    • @lanabanananana
      @lanabanananana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brandon Urine
      who summoned the forehead

    • @LrdSqk
      @LrdSqk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MegaSnippezz If SiivaGunner wasn't dead hr would probably do it

  • @duplicaatededits
    @duplicaatededits 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2373

    I showed my tin foil membership card to the cashier at my local supermarket, and they threw me out. I think they might be the nefarious heterosexuals.

    • @LOGASISful
      @LOGASISful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      dupe me too, except it was my local army registration center. could the military be behind the covert plot to put donald trump in office or to hollow out the moon for nefarious, unknown reasons?

    • @duplicaatededits
      @duplicaatededits 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I believe so, my fellow tin foil member. I think we should rally the foilers, and foil these plots you speak of.

    • @young_j42069
      @young_j42069 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @marcelmot8164
      @marcelmot8164 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ShadowPlaysMC woaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

    • @marcelmot8164
      @marcelmot8164 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ShadowPlaysMC bruh

  • @hibadaquab1742
    @hibadaquab1742 8 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    i tried to sharpen my tin foil pencil using my tin foil sharpener but my tinfoil dog bit my tinfoil leg

    • @pl4sticwater
      @pl4sticwater 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      rip

    • @dusksentry5836
      @dusksentry5836 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      use the tinfoil phone to call a tinfoil doctor. or at least put a tinfoil bandage over that...

    • @hugmuun
      @hugmuun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My tinfoil brain couldn't think for a tinfoil second while my tinfoil hands touched the tinfoil air

    • @rausis5709
      @rausis5709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wot?

    • @UnDragonized
      @UnDragonized 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Foily

  • @bioactive4178
    @bioactive4178 8 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    How can I trust you? The TIN foil hat society? You know what metal is slightly similar tin? ALUMINUM! You know what aluminum sounds like...?

    • @mindlessreader1595
      @mindlessreader1595 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Bio Active aluminati?

    • @jb.drills
      @jb.drills 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bio Active Conspiracy theorists are the conspirators ¿?

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Javier Barrios conspiracy theorists are the conspiracy. they were paid off by the various nefarious to make the rest of us look crazy!

    • @Johncarver7777
      @Johncarver7777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OH NO!! I HADN'T THOUGHT OF IT. WHO AM I TO TRUST NOW?

    • @MultiTheLosers
      @MultiTheLosers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bio Active u americans pronounce it wrong anyway

  • @blooba
    @blooba 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1855

    Can it really be? Are you THE Timothy Timmerman? Owner of the Timmsdale Timmedome?

    • @ArcanineStripes
      @ArcanineStripes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      been a while

    • @3CupcakesInAPie
      @3CupcakesInAPie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bacon Ecstasy is this a different dimmsdale dimmadom that I dont know of?

    • @flyonytemalhammar3045
      @flyonytemalhammar3045 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      the timothy timmerman owner of timothy timmerman presents:
      the timmsdalle timmedome

    • @sup3rdonky713
      @sup3rdonky713 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      On ice?

    • @SplendidEcho
      @SplendidEcho 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sup3rDonky
      on ice!

  • @kiltrax5165
    @kiltrax5165 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2567

    Mom where's dad?.....
    He's putting tinfoil on his head and talking to a camera.

    • @mirandapandaxx9931
      @mirandapandaxx9931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I read this and fell laughing on the ground 😂

    • @shadellr5053
      @shadellr5053 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ha ha

    • @nononono4988
      @nononono4988 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is very old and very dead stahp

    • @typeoneauthor
      @typeoneauthor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lol what if his wife went looking for tin foil to use on their dinner or something.
      "Sweetie, where's the tin foil?"
      *ER comes out dressed like he is* "What honey?"
      "N...never mind..."

    • @ericbattista9341
      @ericbattista9341 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shitty joke

  • @scott9237
    @scott9237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    This reminds me of a kind of faction you would probably meet in fallout games 😂

    • @thecowboycultist3174
      @thecowboycultist3174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      dogsaint82 these guys are the future of the children of atom

    • @austinfennel3528
      @austinfennel3528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scott bruh so true tho

    • @Croucher72649
      @Croucher72649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Scott this reminds me of the people who worship herald the tree, but he just wants to DIE!

    • @shrug1250
      @shrug1250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Scott the tincoilers? Or maybe the keeper of the foil

    • @pj5403
      @pj5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably would

  • @Rhovanion85
    @Rhovanion85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Quantum Mechanics is useful?
    A: True
    B: False
    C: All of the above.

  • @domsjuk
    @domsjuk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    As a corrageous collaborator of the cardboard confederation i feel couriously counfounded catching the kirculation of these cloudy conspiracy conceptions.

    • @sabeckamitchell5996
      @sabeckamitchell5996 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dom Sjuk let's be friends 😂😂

    • @domsjuk
      @domsjuk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A close companionship? cool!

    • @inductorbackemf7204
      @inductorbackemf7204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love you

    • @glenjoyer6310
      @glenjoyer6310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dom Sjuk Goddammit the Cardboard Confederation found us.

    • @pariscarla822
      @pariscarla822 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice alliteration

  • @myopiniondoesntmatterbut6988
    @myopiniondoesntmatterbut6988 8 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I can't help but to wonder who this man is in his day to day life. I feel like this is a normal man's deep dark secret that he hides from coworkers and his wife lol

    • @jimminycrickets6166
      @jimminycrickets6166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      hahaha yeah like one day his wife comes home and finds him on the couch stroking a potato with a screwdriver covered in tin foil

    • @darthvader7783
      @darthvader7783 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Desiree Wade - What's with people putting "Lol" ALL THE TIME at the end of their sentences?

    • @boyenjoyer7
      @boyenjoyer7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Darth Vader people are stupid lord vader

    • @shoapybecca
      @shoapybecca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Darth Vader because you since we speak with text on the internet saying lol means you're being more casual or are mildly amused. It's odd to explain.

    • @just1randomguy658
      @just1randomguy658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@darthvader7783 I think it's kinda a way to make the texts sound more human and less sorta robotic or stale/bland if that makes any sense? And putting "lol" or "omg" at the end or beginning of a text is just something a lotta people do a lotta the time, probably so much so that it becomes a habit to type "lol" even if you aren't actually lol y'know?
      Plus, sarcasm and stuff like that doesn't transfer well when it comes to texting, so it's also probably used to make the text more lighthearted or reassure the fact that someone was joking. Especially since people like to interpret and read texts and messages the way THEY think the message is supposed to be interpreted or said like.
      Yeah, I know this was just kinda random and outta nowhere but I just like to converse and discuss things with people. I'm gonna end my comment now, seeya and hope this helped, if even a little bit.

  • @AlexaAXAG
    @AlexaAXAG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    One of the few creative people on youtube, not only the asmr community

    • @CaelumDes
      @CaelumDes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fer AXAG can someone please explain what is going on here? Everyone in the comments seem to be aware but me

    • @Ben.N
      @Ben.N 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CaelumDes ?

  • @zworqy
    @zworqy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    How am I supposed to relax while laughing my ass off?

    • @Schweinchenw
      @Schweinchenw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Get an open mind.

    • @laus7504
      @laus7504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's what I was wondering!
      But then again, I enjoy laughing :)
      The stuff he says is hilarious!

    • @MegaMasterkiller666
      @MegaMasterkiller666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Watch his recent "Cleaning my balls for asmr" video, absolutely brilliant

    • @sugiru0213
      @sugiru0213 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      seems like your plans for relaxing have been foiled.......get it ? lol

    • @ericbattista9341
      @ericbattista9341 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ichi berry shitty joke

  • @Ian.toyuki
    @Ian.toyuki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I would leave a comment, but I can’t tell where my keyboard is as my entire house is made of tin foil

  • @lord_saggerton7016
    @lord_saggerton7016 8 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    He foiled my plan to not sleep!

  • @BOSS123631
    @BOSS123631 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Yells out JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS during interview

    • @dougsyoutube9374
      @dougsyoutube9374 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BOSS123631 I remember that happened during a sports conference a while ago

    • @dynabam
      @dynabam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BOSS123631 But can jet fuel melt steel memes?

    • @Chris-yy5pj
      @Chris-yy5pj 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      BOSS123631 idc all i know is i lost my dad to war in iraw and my uncle was killed in iraq both in the war on terror and my uncle worked in the world trade center

    • @BOSS123631
      @BOSS123631 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      dat boi information I didn't need to know but I respect them both

    • @ryrkra8096
      @ryrkra8096 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      BOSS123631 Mtn Dew.

  • @TheASMRGamer
    @TheASMRGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    I do hope I pass! Just bought twelve rolls of tinfoil!

    • @expressodepresso173
      @expressodepresso173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The ASMR Gamer I love your videos

    • @Vuigo
      @Vuigo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I already passed, they kicked me out when they found out I use my tinfoil as a carrying device. ;-;

    • @padarious3797
      @padarious3797 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ASMR Gamer awesome videos dude I always watch you

    • @buschlicker1932
      @buschlicker1932 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ASMR Gamer Actually you have to use Tin Foil Hat Society approved tinfoil. No using your own.

    • @jackhobbs9691
      @jackhobbs9691 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol I just watched one of your video's like 15 minutes ago.

  • @pizzadude400
    @pizzadude400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Those heterosexuals are out to get me man.

    • @nickdurante6129
      @nickdurante6129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know being a heterosexual means your straight right

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why?

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nickdurante6129 yes

    • @MidnightEkaki
      @MidnightEkaki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@nickdurante6129 You know that everyone knows that right

    • @sully2932
      @sully2932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nick Durante r/woosh

  • @cybxrhoney6945
    @cybxrhoney6945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    531 millimeters underground? That's not even two feet😂

    • @Thumper17
      @Thumper17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He's in a basement. Possibly his mothers.

    • @moduleapothem6446
      @moduleapothem6446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Jaylee's Reign i think thats for a reason. Maybe if somebody went looking for it they wouldn’t go looking for it half a meter below the ground. They would look for it very far down

    • @Justin-re5gb
      @Justin-re5gb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Thumper17 if that's an insult attack ER its poorly done sir.

    • @Lucasger
      @Lucasger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a half meter

    • @uhhcallmejefe
      @uhhcallmejefe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jaylee's Reign that sure is the joke

  • @AlabamaBoiz
    @AlabamaBoiz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I can't sleep when this is comedy gold

    • @endermage77
      @endermage77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, it's tin

    • @ilgj05
      @ilgj05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *comedy tin

  • @LunarEdge7
    @LunarEdge7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    When Rift uploads the moment you touch the bed. Such good timing.

    • @kittyofxcodeh700
      @kittyofxcodeh700 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      LunarSkyWolf7 same

    • @RNGesus001
      @RNGesus001 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kitty Of XCodeh yy yy 67th6

    • @flippanties
      @flippanties 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LunarSkyWolf7 I'm not even getting in bed I just like to stroke it.

    • @suckmydingledong
      @suckmydingledong 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But then you can't fall asleep because you can't lay on the side without your headphones squishing one of your ears so you take the headphones off and lay them on top of the ear facing up so you can hear it in one ear, but then you want to flip over and your headphones drop down on the floor and you have to take it up and then you're tired of it so you put them on your bedside table and try to put your phone there too, but then you remember that you should turn off wifi to save battery so you do that and close the app and then put it in silent mode so nobody disturbs your sleep. Then you can finally lay it back on the table and go to sleep.

    • @pablosanfabio3040
      @pablosanfabio3040 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      K10 there are some amazing headphone you can sleep on and listen on the side and it doesn't hurt your ears, they are called sleep phones 👌

  • @ShawnTheDriver
    @ShawnTheDriver 8 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Lord knows I need the protection from those Caucasians.

    • @RylaDarkstar
      @RylaDarkstar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Shawn Lewis I've been hiding for weeks. scary shit man.

    • @TotallyNicholas
      @TotallyNicholas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shawn Lewis...let me join you(no homo)

    • @jacktracy7839
      @jacktracy7839 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Through The Vanishing Point no extra homo

    • @TotallyNicholas
      @TotallyNicholas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack Tracy nah bro...you know how brown skin's go....just don't let a Caucasian see me👀

    • @tacothemexican5437
      @tacothemexican5437 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      stfu

  • @ISuperGenXI
    @ISuperGenXI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    513 millimeters? That's less then two feet... I think about 1.7 feet if you round it up. What, are you hiding under a carrot?

    • @anal.8255
      @anal.8255 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      its a 'living in the basement' joke

    • @anal.8255
      @anal.8255 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      its a 'living in the basement' joke

    • @Orbeesforbrains
      @Orbeesforbrains 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Genex (SGX) I'm so lame I'm laughing my ass off at "are you hiding under a carrot" like I have tears on my face now it's almost 4am please someone end my existence

    • @nickneele2701
      @nickneele2701 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It is exactly 513 millimeters. Stop using those retarded units of measurement like feet!

    • @Orbeesforbrains
      @Orbeesforbrains 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nick Neele there's no need to use retarded as an insult friend, it hurts people and there's millions of other words in the English language to use!

  • @mattster1127
    @mattster1127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    So we're 1.6 feet under ground...well let's hope someone doesn't trying digging in the wrong spot lol great vid

    • @colonclosedparantheses293
      @colonclosedparantheses293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Dog digs up secret society for conspiracy theorists that praises tin foil as God.*

  • @vtyler18
    @vtyler18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Anybody else notice that the shape of right side of his glasses frames is professional looking and the left side is kind of librarian-ish?

    • @aleksijevujovic7262
      @aleksijevujovic7262 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyler Vincent Nope, they look exactly the same, it's just you, buddy.

    • @yippie1646
      @yippie1646 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tyler Vincent yea

    • @imayootyyooberyea1888
      @imayootyyooberyea1888 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tyler Vincent actually, it looks like the left is neater

    • @ciarawilkins9931
      @ciarawilkins9931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i noticed it dw bud

    • @Sgt_Long_Dong
      @Sgt_Long_Dong 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imayootyyooberyea1888 correct

  • @YTBlazer
    @YTBlazer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Lets be real here, 22:45 We all thought this at some point

    • @Hydro-od2rt
      @Hydro-od2rt 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blazer 239 fuuuukkkk I know right it keeps me paranoid

    • @WhisperPresident
      @WhisperPresident 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blazer 239 this really got me

    • @MrDevil-pk9ur
      @MrDevil-pk9ur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blazer239 I was gonna say "um..... no, not really", but then I remembered thinking that while watching a Toni bomboni video.

  • @coltonramirez4696
    @coltonramirez4696 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    idea. several members of your society have been compromised, and to ensure security in the organization you need to test all members for mind control. hook them up to a weird device, ask questions, take several test, use lots of foil tools (think cranial nerve examination meets interrogation)

  • @Jbarnhisel
    @Jbarnhisel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I love this ASMR channel because it has different ideas than just other women whispering in the mike all the time!

    • @TheRealCQ420
      @TheRealCQ420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EasyBreezy34 34 mic*

    • @AncientAnt3y
      @AncientAnt3y 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Check out asmrrequests

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      EasyBreezy34 34 what? nobody is whispering in me......🤤

    • @seamusdoyle4884
      @seamusdoyle4884 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Who is Mike? And why do women whisper in him?

    • @Aliceuhhh-rq6gw
      @Aliceuhhh-rq6gw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jonbryanta
      Visual asmr

  • @crazyman22444
    @crazyman22444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    If you did a war role play like in WWII, that would be super awesome.

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julian D No!

    • @crazyman22444
      @crazyman22444 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike V why no?

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Julian D honestly?...I don't know... the other guy said yes so I felt I should be objective.... I get what you mean. 😊

    • @crazyman22444
      @crazyman22444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike V Lool makes sense.

    • @TheBrokenHell
      @TheBrokenHell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Julian D next time on ephemeral rift: Binaural Nuremberg Trial WWII ASMR

  • @ashleymey3688
    @ashleymey3688 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Can I just say this is an honor. I've dreamed of being part of the tin foil hat society since before I was born.

  • @Jordanrevell98
    @Jordanrevell98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Imagine if his wife walked in on him looking that, what would be his excuse!? 😂

    • @androidgamersftw2929
      @androidgamersftw2929 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      revell55 it's just a prank bro

    • @Cultureghost
      @Cultureghost 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Im recording"

    • @Styx-Syvyn
      @Styx-Syvyn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "Hi my name is timothy tinfoil tim timmerman"

    • @jacktracy7839
      @jacktracy7839 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      revell55 i like jerking of covered with tin foil, now call me superman. would be less strange than filming an asmr video

    • @MrEdit-ic7th
      @MrEdit-ic7th 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She's probably used to it.

  • @dontarguewithme3628
    @dontarguewithme3628 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    21:50 to 21:52 Did you see that? There was a cut, but to do what?
    A: Kill kittens with Prince.
    B: Go to an Illuminati meeting.
    C: Kill off pesky greys. (Aliens)
    D: Help the Reptilan King eat his food.
    E: Go to a Catholic Church.
    Or F: All of the above.

  • @wearebuzzkill
    @wearebuzzkill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I wasnt gonna sleep but you foiled my plans :3

    • @ajfrags878
      @ajfrags878 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thought that said buzfeed

    • @matthewmarsh407
      @matthewmarsh407 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BuzZKill Games this made me want to kill myself a little bit less

    • @jimbobmcmuffin4549
      @jimbobmcmuffin4549 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BuzZKill Games :|

    • @wearebuzzkill
      @wearebuzzkill 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRIGGERED

    • @HappyDragneels_page
      @HappyDragneels_page 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u know your mom never loved you when you get triggered by happy kitties :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

  • @xxalexbabymspxx2368
    @xxalexbabymspxx2368 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    You forgot Roblox Players when you listed Nefarious organizations

    • @b1gshot
      @b1gshot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      XxAlexBabyMSPxX and any god awful person who plays movie star planet

    • @fuseki23
      @fuseki23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We shan't speak of that-that ELDRITCH abomination.

    • @pintofbreyersnaturalvanill6241
      @pintofbreyersnaturalvanill6241 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh shit she is right

    • @therealayy4542
      @therealayy4542 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      fortnite and mincraft players as well

    • @therealayy4542
      @therealayy4542 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did i say

  • @Inkwell_Music
    @Inkwell_Music 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I have this video set to show up every 3 years automatically to renew my membership
    Hail tin
    Down with the board of card

    • @Inkwell_Music
      @Inkwell_Music 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also the free cookie is a great bonus s

    • @dascoobydoo5152
      @dascoobydoo5152 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you renew it yet

  • @Patrick_from_Youtube
    @Patrick_from_Youtube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    taylor swift fans....
    I shudder even at their name

    • @raeleelol
      @raeleelol 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The...*snakes*

    • @johnpitt7387
      @johnpitt7387 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I knew they were trouble when they walked in...

    • @cryptwrath162
      @cryptwrath162 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +John Pitt I'M CRYING AHAGAHA U ARE A LEGEND

    • @greidem8195
      @greidem8195 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Derp Pumpkin cause she's a liar and tried to get Kanye into legal trouble when she was in the wrong

    • @vinycabrera1177
      @vinycabrera1177 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey taylor is the best. Kanye is the liar!!

  • @chaincyclist2736
    @chaincyclist2736 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Conspiracy theory: those hats aren't made of Tin foil, but due to a shortage of funds, you have to use ALLUMINUM

  • @JonAddisonFilms
    @JonAddisonFilms 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    IT'S NOW OFFICIAL. THE RIFT UNIVERSE IS SET IN IN OUR PRESENT.

    • @MrCooljeppe
      @MrCooljeppe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Jon YOU KNOW NOTHING!

    • @anal.8255
      @anal.8255 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jon is one of the few who are immune to Illuminati brainwash waves... along with Bob and Dave... you, sir MrCooljeppe, are BRAINWASHED

    • @heykenzo4284
      @heykenzo4284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's actually set in every present! It's present in our universe, in the apocalipse universe, the banana universe, the meme universe... Believe me, it's canon. I've confirmed this directly with the banana universe.

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrCooljeppe GoT reference....lmao. the illuminate owns GoT.

    • @MrDevil-pk9ur
      @MrDevil-pk9ur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jon not necessarily. Each video could be in totally different time periods or even dimensions. As you said, it is the rift UNIVERSE. It may not have the same rate of time as we do (time could be slower or faster there).
      Nah, I'm just fucking with ya.

  • @rileyn54
    @rileyn54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This makes me so nostalgic, 2016 was such a great year.

  • @DavidSamuelPeckinpah
    @DavidSamuelPeckinpah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So funny to me that in my research into conspiracies and the paranormal, I discovered asmr from your original Tin Foil Hat Society videos. It's been a nice journey ever since. Thanks Uncle E.

  • @900Hotch
    @900Hotch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    4:19 "The jews" HHAAHHAHHAHHHAHAAH

    • @900Hotch
      @900Hotch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rome is falling Haha wtf?

    • @LilSwitty
      @LilSwitty 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would love if you checked out my music

    • @LilSwitty
      @LilSwitty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i want to*

    • @crowbag1361
      @crowbag1361 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lil Switty, uhhhhhhh no keep your shitty sound cloud to yourself

    • @marcosparko2945
      @marcosparko2945 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chief Pingu decided to check his music out wasn't hard to deduce from the thumbnail of a shotgun and money that he was a rapper. Listend to the most horrifying mumbling I've ever listend to

  • @bronton6204
    @bronton6204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Rift: Are you currently being mind controlled?
    Me: Yes
    Rift: *pause* Okay *continues*

  • @MsGeekified
    @MsGeekified 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "the heterosexuals" I'm literally dying of laughter

    • @eoin7664
      @eoin7664 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      but you're literally not

    • @MsGeekified
      @MsGeekified 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eoin glad you took the time to realize such

    • @eoin7664
      @eoin7664 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** he wasn't using ":3" in the sentence, that was in the person's name he was talking to

    • @MsGeekified
      @MsGeekified 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cherry idk man come check

  • @SSPObeserver
    @SSPObeserver 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    >Full volume
    >Ad plays
    >ad screams "BRAWL STARS"
    >I wake up
    >I woke up my room mate
    >She thought I was getting murdered
    >She calls cops
    >I spend 45 minutes explaining

  • @SanguineUltima
    @SanguineUltima 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Man, this place is whack. I'm going back to Captain Carder's Cozy Cardboard Cottage.

    • @marcelmot8164
      @marcelmot8164 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SanguineUltima your offending me, stop.

    • @toastie8173
      @toastie8173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fire Marcel stop it, get some help

    • @marcelmot8164
      @marcelmot8164 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      CircleSphere get outa here cardboard lover!

    • @mangoowo9421
      @mangoowo9421 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OwO

    • @ptolemykarns2836
      @ptolemykarns2836 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of copious calming of course

  • @futuredeath
    @futuredeath 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Ephemeral is the David Lynch of ASMR

    • @rainbow6seigegod851
      @rainbow6seigegod851 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      futuredeath should I try and drink a soda all in one no break?

    • @trashdoge1217
      @trashdoge1217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      futuredeath excuse me who's david lynch?

    • @Mega-knight_55
      @Mega-knight_55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      futuredeath OMG YES

    • @iang1650
      @iang1650 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Narrak Bloodaxe director of Twin Peaks

  • @scrublord6476
    @scrublord6476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Mum where is daddy"
    "His in his room whispering to a camera with a tin foil hat on"
    "really? again?"
    "you know thats how he pays for our food and bills"

    • @XGh0sT77
      @XGh0sT77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scrub Lord u copied a comment moron

    • @lethalfumes
      @lethalfumes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No ads😂

    • @t_r4349
      @t_r4349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XGh0sT 7 well I mean he or she is a Scrub-

    • @scrublord6476
      @scrublord6476 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@XGh0sT77 yeah dude like what the fuck were you expecting from me?

    • @XGh0sT77
      @XGh0sT77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scrub Lord to try harder

  • @dieselsal9440
    @dieselsal9440 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "the Triple K Foundation" xD

    • @JaxWayne
      @JaxWayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Satan Claus nice pfp

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      for a second i thought this was a shining example of the obama giving obama an award meme but i was thoroughly disappointed

  • @themysteriousstranger4580
    @themysteriousstranger4580 8 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    when he accidentally says jews so he has to follow up with every other religion and then atheism just to not offend anyone😆

    • @ggh9386
      @ggh9386 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Mysterious Stranger when is that ?

    • @viktorolofsson2792
      @viktorolofsson2792 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The Mysterious Stranger I don't think it was an accident

    • @BlueSkidoo13
      @BlueSkidoo13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The Mysterious Stranger As a person who is half Jewish, I lost it.

    • @themysteriousstranger4580
      @themysteriousstranger4580 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew Fornel lol

    • @themysteriousstranger4580
      @themysteriousstranger4580 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Viktor Olofsson you could totally tell by the way everything else sounded so hurried and tacked on

  • @laus7504
    @laus7504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I'm sort of new to this channel. And I have watched the Dr. Corvus videos several times. The Christmas specials are great!
    I don't experience ASMR from any videos so far, but I find many of them very pleasant and relaxing to watch anyway.
    Am I supposed to laugh? Your videos are very creative. In real life, tin foil hat people make me just nod, smile, and slowly try to back away. I have a neighbor who cornered me in the garage telling me the FBI was monitoring him and the whole neighborhood. Then he started telling me his 9/11 conspiracy theory. Usually Truthers really piss me off, but something told me to just try to end the conversation as politely as possible. Seriously, I wanted to just wanted to not set him off or prolong the conversation. Fortunately I succeeded. And he has a lemon tree in his backyard and generously gives them out to everyone. Just if you mention you'll stop by on Monday afternoon, he will expect you to show up! LOL
    So I wanted to let you know that I enjoy these videos and the subtle humor you work into the dialogue. You make even Tin Foil Hat people very likable.
    Anyway, you have a lot of videos on your channel. It will take me a while to get caught up. But it should be fun.
    Will Dr. Corvus do a Christmas video this year? That's what I want for Christmas!

    • @AeRiaL_
      @AeRiaL_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Last time I checked headphones were 240p

    • @Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown
      @Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry about my other replies I accidentally did those in my sleep :o)

    • @davidcollins5924
      @davidcollins5924 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laura S Same

    • @strnglhld
      @strnglhld 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laura S My best friend started believing 9/11 was an inside job, chemtrails, etc. Turns out it was paranoid schizophrenia peeking through. Sad stuff, man

    • @laus7504
      @laus7504 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christian Geek cause I left a comment. Watch the video for ASMR. He is the man!

  • @LottoDub720
    @LottoDub720 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm apart of the Aluminum Foil Hat Society(AFHS) and I declare your act of false advertisement of our product and it's real element and will fight until you surrender!

  • @awoobledoople8702
    @awoobledoople8702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wish that he added a poll to each of his questions, i'd love to see all of the TFHS Application resuls.

  • @kurpendicular2723
    @kurpendicular2723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    A friend of mine and myself are dressing up as Tin Foil Hat Society members for Halloween at work!! I hope we can do you justice!

    • @wannabe-werecat
      @wannabe-werecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yo it's been four years how'd it go?

    • @jakethewhale
      @jakethewhale ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah curious to hear how it went

  • @Its_BLST
    @Its_BLST 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    won't lie your content is so different there is no one else in the ASMR community like you love it keep up the amazing videos!!

  • @Vamilator7165
    @Vamilator7165 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "We want to fight against the nefarious organizations that..., oh and by the way could we have all your personal information?" Starting to belive that the TFHS is a nefarious organization, I'm going to the copiuos cardboard company

  • @caseyrose000
    @caseyrose000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Watches Video,
    Goes to comment section,
    Sleeps soundly knowing sensitive people got triggered af.

    • @G_Light500
      @G_Light500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hannah Banana you are a great troll 😂

    • @thecusk6918
      @thecusk6918 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Westen Quasar 24 F I'm triggered.
      He put this in a form of a poem despite none of the lines rhyming.

    • @baseg815
      @baseg815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A Random Opinion Not all poems rhyme

    • @aidanpratt3952
      @aidanpratt3952 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hannah Banana

    • @aidanpratt3952
      @aidanpratt3952 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      How

  • @crimsonaqua9618
    @crimsonaqua9618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When he said “if you have a child” i thought he was gonna say wrap the child in the tin foil not make it a hat

  • @GoonCommander
    @GoonCommander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6/10
    "Why wasn't the water Liquid Tin"
    This is a joke

  • @nightowlviews7008
    @nightowlviews7008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "if you had a child, you could probably make a tinfoil hat for them"
    omg I love it

  • @charisanenderman
    @charisanenderman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "the tfhs will protect you from the heterosexuals" finally a society i can TRUST

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm going to go ahead and assume that Tin Hat Tim lives underneath Arkham

  • @NoEntertainment
    @NoEntertainment 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    513 mm beneath the surface of the earth.
    That's about 51.3 cm, or about 20''.
    You're probably almost laying flat at that point. Don't hurt yourself.
    Also, nice glasses. Maybe I could wear them sometime.

    • @robf1557
      @robf1557 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      your name is the answer

    • @nomad_9991
      @nomad_9991 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No. I had to think about that. 513mm is .513m. If you convert that to feet that's 1.98ft. I thought that was really funny for some reason.

    • @NoEntertainment
      @NoEntertainment 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. Conversions are hilarious.

    • @dontarguewithme3628
      @dontarguewithme3628 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +No. Hey, I've seen you before... ;-;

    • @butterbagelgaming3654
      @butterbagelgaming3654 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +no no you havent hahahahaha.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING.

  • @Johncarver7777
    @Johncarver7777 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it me, or this vid in particular has such a great setting that it's one of the most relaxing videos of the collection?

  • @Adventure3Man
    @Adventure3Man 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    something about this video is just my favorite, it's the most relaxing of all of his vids, i always keep coming back to this when im going to sleep.

  • @Scorpionoxide
    @Scorpionoxide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Just made this tinfoil fedora
    M'alien

  • @spacewaifuu
    @spacewaifuu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Omg this has to be a parody of that movie of Futurama where Fry discovers he has telepathy powers, this is the best xD

    • @swaggaming69420
      @swaggaming69420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SpaceWaifuu no its a thing on his channel ( tho I love Futurama and understand what you are saying)

    • @spacewaifuu
      @spacewaifuu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jacob Gomez Aww I swear he looks JUST like the guy who tells Fry how to avoid reading minds by wearing a hat like this one. Still, is a really funny idea.

    • @Sylwing
      @Sylwing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You guys DO know that having a tinfoil hat IS A real thing right? Alot of paranoid people have one

    • @spacewaifuu
      @spacewaifuu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Classy I know there´s that religion of the spaguetti god... And people use strainers and cooking pots.

    • @corbandotson4295
      @corbandotson4295 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SpaceWaifuu Pastafarianism, I am a pastafarianist myself

  • @kisha.taituave
    @kisha.taituave 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Its been 8 yrs, can i still apply?

  • @kelpie7409
    @kelpie7409 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    been trying to watch this 4 a week, keep falling asleep at the beginning and forgetting what little i actually did mana ge to watch

    • @kelpie7409
      @kelpie7409 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE MIND CONTROL!

  • @oogabooga5732
    @oogabooga5732 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Are you currently being mind controlled"
    No, of course not. Now excuse me, i need to pop a cyanide pill because YOU KNOW TO MUCH HAIL HYDRA/THE ILLUMINATI/HETEROSEXUALS
    ASDFGADFGADFGD(dies)

    • @lumonox
      @lumonox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      heck off

  • @thogurk4630
    @thogurk4630 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    15:45 "grand wizard of the triple k foundation" hm I wonder what that is.

    • @dfvfvskds
      @dfvfvskds 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get a Edumacation Maybe you should get a Edumatcation on it ;)

    • @thogurk4630
      @thogurk4630 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saucy Randomness Is 'Ight no it make brain hurt

    • @crazypotato2143
      @crazypotato2143 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get a Edumacation it's the kool kids klub

    • @NMEstewy
      @NMEstewy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bailey Long Krusty Krab Klub

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So if all members need to renew after 3 years, and the recruiters are also members, who renews the renewers?

    • @ashtondoesathing
      @ashtondoesathing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Simple, a higher ranking member. Thus being the head of the TFHS.

    • @TheR3verse57
      @TheR3verse57 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doo wee doo wee wee doo

    • @rasquilla_6680
      @rasquilla_6680 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listen here bud we dont need your kind asking us questions you heterosexual, jewish,caucasian, male

    • @finn5286
      @finn5286 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They would be staggered to make it so you would be renewed by someone else that renews but their membership is still valid

  • @typeonme1235
    @typeonme1235 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This reminds me of that Futurama episode with the foil hats

  • @sayori-chan8412
    @sayori-chan8412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i watched like half the 2019 one and came back for this start of the series

  • @Whaylie
    @Whaylie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how he nearly says "throughout the video" but catches himself just in time.

  • @fordsrest
    @fordsrest 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    11:11 is the first question. y'welcome.

    • @atomsmasher703
      @atomsmasher703 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1st question at 11:11 damn, that's a lot of number 1's lol...

    • @3ormore406
      @3ormore406 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Atom Smasher what if its intentional
      (x-files music here)

  • @itzzoreoz5227
    @itzzoreoz5227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    finishes asmr video switches to other one and than BAM loud ass ad plays RIP ears

  • @soppierstream2357
    @soppierstream2357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    7:23 why tf did he give me a tin cookie, like, wtf.

    • @ruffleztm310
      @ruffleztm310 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SoppierStream2 Just unwrap it so you eat it

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it's wrapped in tinfoil... WAIT, IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, DOES THIS MEAN YOU ARE A NEFARIOUS HETEROSEXUAL?

    • @ThatWeirdOne
      @ThatWeirdOne 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darlaimerner nah man the aluminati

    • @Thegreenjelousy
      @Thegreenjelousy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So nefarious organizations cant get to it to soak it in mind control waves before you eat it. God. Did you even pay attention? Where is your card.

    • @framenothing6561
      @framenothing6561 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you read Article 5 of the TFHS monthly newsletter, you would know that galvanic shock through the teeth transfers to the brain, therefore protecting your brain from being modified by any nefarious organisations. Eat your tin cookies, and stay safe.

  • @jkrstevski134
    @jkrstevski134 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This may possibly be the greatest asmr video of all time

  • @jrg8928
    @jrg8928 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have a question does aluminum foil provide the same level of protection as tin foil? I have been wondering this for a while, or is there a completely different aluminum foil hat society and if that's the case are you allies or enemies with them I am a bit confused would really help if you could answer thanks

  • @rolloutgaming9316
    @rolloutgaming9316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    grand wizard of the triple k foundation lmao

  • @someone5801
    @someone5801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Does Aluminium foil also work?

    • @RenewedAmbience
      @RenewedAmbience 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Manard same thing, so sure

    • @juaneer
      @juaneer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tin is not aluminum.

    • @someone5801
      @someone5801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Xelology Not quite the same thing.

    • @ashtondoesathing
      @ashtondoesathing 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. Join the Aluminumnati for that.

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@candleflame4355 That's because those rolls are distributed by the Aluminati to fool people into thinking they're safe by using real tin, when they're really being mind-controlled even more with the aluminum.

  • @anonymouscommenter801
    @anonymouscommenter801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You never cease to amaze me with utter creativity.😄😄

  • @bdixon800
    @bdixon800 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I habitually listen to a select few female ASMR artists, preferring the general tone and cadence of their voices. Yours is the first male ASMR channel I have listened through in its entirety, and I was drawn in by the TFHS theme. Excellent work. I shall be perusing your channel more often.

  • @cosmiccastawayyy3899
    @cosmiccastawayyy3899 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this content, constantly keep coming back to these older videos TFHS is my favorite series.

  • @Majesticles1
    @Majesticles1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Killlerrrrr memestarrrrrr

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gnome Star LEEEEETSSS GET ROOOOIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWSSSSS

    • @ajfrags878
      @ajfrags878 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our first story comes from

    • @cngel
      @cngel 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      the krusty krab

    • @thogurk4630
      @thogurk4630 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gnome Star no context what so ever. You're not really selling the meme well bud.

    • @thogurk4630
      @thogurk4630 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carlos Lopez what's with the krusty krab

  • @abg_mardeezy_5051
    @abg_mardeezy_5051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you realize you're getting a renewal soon

  • @Lunageldia
    @Lunageldia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If anyone cares, 513 mm is equal to;
    1 Foot 8⅛ Inches
    20.2 Inches
    0.56 Yards
    0.51 Meters
    51.3 Centimeters
    Yay pointless conversions!
    I hope you have a nice morning/day/afternoon/evening/night!(っ^▿^)~❤

    • @JonathanNWHunt
      @JonathanNWHunt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alyssa Griffin good job you know the metric system better than me, a lousy and lazy American. •3•

    • @pegaz2211
      @pegaz2211 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      m and cm were too ez

  • @gabriellatravaline3990
    @gabriellatravaline3990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Much appreciation for your outstanding ASMR efforts, Yes! they continue to add quality to my sleeping and waking life!

  • @sprip4362
    @sprip4362 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't watch these types of videos often only when I have had a bad day and after watching this channel a few times I have decided that he is either a crazed lunatic or pure genius there is no in between

  • @evandoesreviews6357
    @evandoesreviews6357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    can I please use this idea for a script, I got a great idea for a short film

  • @wendellmotton4982
    @wendellmotton4982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m so glad to have come across him. Open till finding him. I’ve had a horrible time finding the right ASMR male for me.

  • @professorlongfellow5902
    @professorlongfellow5902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *talks about how heterosexuals are nefarious*
    2 minutes later: "if you have a child you can make a hat for them."

  • @alexheredia9594
    @alexheredia9594 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    as soon as you said "jet" and i was like yup here it comes

  • @blindbill8746
    @blindbill8746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “A grand wizard of the triple k foundation” that had me dying

  • @gummiboy544
    @gummiboy544 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have no idea how happy I am about how many views this is getting.

  • @MultiMartydom
    @MultiMartydom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    513 millimeters under the earth equals 1 foot.... how did you manage to do that?

    • @firebird5889
      @firebird5889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, no it doesn't.

    • @Blades11c
      @Blades11c 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol 513mm is roughly 20.2" hahaha

    • @CallieYote
      @CallieYote 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes, and 20" is 1 and a half feet. so Czech is damn close, they just rounded down.

    • @bruh-ft7dz
      @bruh-ft7dz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tristen Huffman 20 is closer to two feet so he should've rounded up

    • @andrewparritt5269
      @andrewparritt5269 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or you know follow the Metric system like us Australians.
      Its a lot easier then. Only 51.3 centimetres. (just over half a metre.)

  • @erzascarlet2450
    @erzascarlet2450 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    A Grand Wizard of the Triple K foundation

  • @LongDomSilverss
    @LongDomSilverss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Who cares if it's 4pm? I'm going to sleep early today!

  • @GeneSavage
    @GeneSavage 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The TFHS series is far and away my favorite; thanks for this!!!

  • @MajorMoth
    @MajorMoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My membership card Has expired! Where do i get a new one? Pls i need my discounts.