asmr for intelectualls

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  • @EphemeralRift
    @EphemeralRift  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1641

    Can’t watch this video because you’re a pseudo or non-intelectuall? Then take the official International League of Intelectualls membership application today: th-cam.com/video/7NIbSAu6CW0/w-d-xo.html

    • @aIkaIi
      @aIkaIi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sign me up!

    • @asheamaster1014
      @asheamaster1014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Haha. Sneaky shameless self advertising short living crack.

    • @asheamaster1014
      @asheamaster1014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @George That is a joke only intelectualls will get.(sorry for sounding rude)

    • @numanuma3233
      @numanuma3233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AsheaMaster101 i see you understand the correct spelling of intelectuall

    • @asheamaster1014
      @asheamaster1014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If Ephemeral Rift says it, its true. (this is satire in case anyone cant tell.)

  • @cultishh
    @cultishh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2638

    I just noticed there are no subtitles in hieroglyphs.

    • @goodguybjorn
      @goodguybjorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I found that the subtitles were in fact, not in Sangheili or Dovahzul.

    • @lilchokeoncheetodust6498
      @lilchokeoncheetodust6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same with shanqilla/ongota

    • @goodguybjorn
      @goodguybjorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jonathan Lumbreras they’re languages spoken in Halo and Skyrim.

    • @xxengineermain6.9youtube82
      @xxengineermain6.9youtube82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I learned to speak in heiroglyphs

    • @perhaps5095
      @perhaps5095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@xxengineermain6.9youtube82 I'm sure you did

  • @PishPosh111
    @PishPosh111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4508

    Air is just boneless matter

  • @molly-iv7vb
    @molly-iv7vb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1400

    1:01 me when the teacher walks by and i have to act like i’m doing something

    • @Tedaa
      @Tedaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      lmao

    • @lucastyler7272
      @lucastyler7272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ❤️

    • @ZIGged0
      @ZIGged0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh so you’re reading the dictionary? Name every word that starts with a-g.

    • @skymanlordoftheskies
      @skymanlordoftheskies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a shit ton of math homework to do today so instead of reading during English language arts I did my math homework. I feel like a rebel

    • @yourmomrespectfully1574
      @yourmomrespectfully1574 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ZIGged0
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      Here you go

  • @animationstation5802
    @animationstation5802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3175

    Now, while I must say, the dictionary was indeed a fantastic read, I personally think that the thesaurus is better. Now don’t get me wrong, chapter G was exceptional, maybe even my favorite chapter of any book I’ve read, but the thesaurus is overall a better book in my opinion. Don’t get me wrong, A and B are pretty weak and probably lead to this book being so underrated, but if you can get through those two chapters, trust me, it’s worth it. I’d give you the specifics, but you’re just going to have to trust me on this one.

    • @zimrigallegos-moreno9650
      @zimrigallegos-moreno9650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Ah Yes my good sir, I do have to agree to this very truthful statement of yours. Very good sir👏

    • @poopenfarten7194
      @poopenfarten7194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yuky

    • @KissTavern
      @KissTavern 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      You may prefer the thesaurus but my favorite book that amuses me has to be the encyclopedia. A great read for people of mine and your caliber. You can borrow my sometime if you want.

    • @I.astar.
      @I.astar. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Y’all heard of the Necronomicon?

    • @ecco2ks
      @ecco2ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I find the Torah to be great read

  • @CT-Records
    @CT-Records 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    *sees*
    asmr for intelectualls
    "Recommended for you"
    Well alright then.

    • @jupiter4680
      @jupiter4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is big brain time

    • @WaterDragonGames4
      @WaterDragonGames4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When the algorithm itself tells you you’re smart

  • @Fun_Syz
    @Fun_Syz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2599

    Every book is just a ripoff of the dictionary and I can prove it because the books have the EXACT SAME WORDS as the dictionary!

    • @Sam-zo2ho
      @Sam-zo2ho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Funsyze think about this. If you read the whole dictionary, you’ve technically read every book in English literature out of order.

    • @smalltrashman4227
      @smalltrashman4227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@Sam-zo2hoHe just said what you said but in a more understandable way to those less intelligent.

    • @Sam-zo2ho
      @Sam-zo2ho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sayge blackmon indeed my good sir

    • @julianalvezios1634
      @julianalvezios1634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I don’t consider this all that fascinating because most dictionaries don’t even consist of every word. Especially the slang words, they don’t consist of any of those if you have an official dictionary, and not some special kind of dictionary that has every word, actual words and slang. Which those aren’t very likely to actually exist anyway. So I can’t help but feel disappointed by the concept of this joke

    • @hangry3102
      @hangry3102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A dictionary is not a book. It is a dictionary

  • @ObviouslyASMR
    @ObviouslyASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    Can't believe I bluffed my way through the test, I was sure I'd be caught by the fact I wasn't wearing shoes

    • @cjc9548
      @cjc9548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ObviouslyASMR this is the best comment I’ve ever seen(obviously)

    • @Erijinull
      @Erijinull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What is this? A crossover episode?

    • @conorbyrne6866
      @conorbyrne6866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ObviouslyASMR just shut the fuck up

    • @cardinal3355
      @cardinal3355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m wearing pjs so I’m surprised too

    • @echoseven8580
      @echoseven8580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would have assumed that my hyperactivity and constant twitching would tip them off, but apparently crack-heads can be intellectuals as well.

  • @jaymondlei8153
    @jaymondlei8153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2097

    Hmm...yes...the floor here is made out of floor.

  • @JennaEmbers
    @JennaEmbers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    You have the best sense of humor.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      I don’t know about that, but holy crap it’s good to see your name pop up here. Hope all’s well!

    • @hamsnadwich6767
      @hamsnadwich6767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Wow. 1 whole year ago. I feel like no time has passed.
      (Sidenote: ER didn't even like his own reply!)

    • @h3lp447
      @h3lp447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We all agreed

    • @sunlessfiber5106
      @sunlessfiber5106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks

    • @shentoncassidy3512
      @shentoncassidy3512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hamsnadwich6767 wow one whole extra year ;-;

  • @huellasbueno1843
    @huellasbueno1843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Random people: ASMR is weird
    Me, an intelectuall:

  • @apoluke72
    @apoluke72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1858

    This video needs subtitles in ancient Greek

    • @sarcasticasshole4525
      @sarcasticasshole4525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      *Latin

    • @apoluke72
      @apoluke72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Both

    • @NoobGamer-25
      @NoobGamer-25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@apoluke72 i think we'll first need English subtitles, and only then someone crazy could translate from English to Latin and Ancient Greek. (Sorry for bad English)

    • @billclinton3201
      @billclinton3201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Latin actually

    • @swiftfishin5680
      @swiftfishin5680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NoobGamer 25 perfect English 👌 no errors

  • @TippyTappyASMR
    @TippyTappyASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    “Most kids usually read it by the time they’re two years old, along with War and Peace”
    I wasn’t expecting it and it really got me 😂😂😂

    • @Kuronosa
      @Kuronosa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I saw a Charlie Brown cartoon the other day that had old Chuck reading War and Peace....big book for a kid his age.

    • @a_businessman
      @a_businessman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kuronosa They did read way above their level, now that I think about it.

  • @roisinboast
    @roisinboast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

    You: an intellectual
    Me: an intelectuall

  • @Eliselikesbirds
    @Eliselikesbirds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1506

    Ephemeral: "Please, no spoilers, okay? "
    Me: *whispers* "Zebra. "

    • @mcdaviddeservesbetter8
      @mcdaviddeservesbetter8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      That’s still a fan theory.

    • @dreamofyouandi
      @dreamofyouandi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Dude that part made me cry

    • @gabrielstoneback1429
      @gabrielstoneback1429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      If you think that's a spoiler, wait until you get to Zyzzyva.

    • @goodguybjorn
      @goodguybjorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wait. You can’t be serious!!! That’s.... impossible!

    • @door.4975
      @door.4975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Z o n e

  • @psyche9580
    @psyche9580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Title: “asmr for intellectuals”
    45:00 *“shoe shoe shoe shoe shoe shoe...”*

    • @massineben7198
      @massineben7198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He is speaking the language of gods.

    • @thomasmoriarty04
      @thomasmoriarty04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@massineben7198 hmmmmmm, the shoe here is made if shoe.

    • @cian2168
      @cian2168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You wouldn't get it, pleb.

    • @michaelahdaugherty2100
      @michaelahdaugherty2100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shoe you mean
      THE 2ND LAYER THAT KEEPS YOUR TOE HOLDER PROTECTED

    • @oliviamineo2220
      @oliviamineo2220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So I just saw this comment and I haven’t stopped laughing at it 😂

  • @mariuspedersen887
    @mariuspedersen887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    “Excuse me, I am just going to remove my...
    ...Spectacles”

    • @ecco2ks
      @ecco2ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pardon me for a brief moment as I remove my sleek spectacles

    • @moddrrrusky2910
      @moddrrrusky2910 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hvaså din bysse Uek was that suit ahah ur alcohol 🍺 I eaten eso even a little too young for my dongle national day

    • @mariuspedersen887
      @mariuspedersen887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ModdrrRusky 2 alrighty

    • @moddrrrusky2910
      @moddrrrusky2910 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marius Pedersen Yes

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mmmm, yes. My functional optical accessories.

  • @jcs6387
    @jcs6387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Only on letter G? That's only the seventh chapter! Just you wait until Q, there's a major plot twist.

  • @boppe2235
    @boppe2235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    1:12
    "Its called the dictionary"
    -spine says thesaurus
    Truly an intelectuall

  • @Mortebianca
    @Mortebianca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Finally some Rick and Morty ASMR

    • @immxturelol
      @immxturelol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice subscriptions you got there

    • @Mr_Dravus
      @Mr_Dravus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@immxturelol bro I didn’t know windows had a yt until I read your reply and checked

    • @immxturelol
      @immxturelol 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mr_Dravus i didnt either

    • @voraxity965
      @voraxity965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bella per mortebianca, ero sicuro che ti avrei trovato qui

    • @woodlanddove
      @woodlanddove 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 liked

  • @psyche4867
    @psyche4867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Ephemeral Rift: I am an intellectual
    Me: ah yes, ditto! Did you know the Mitochondria is indeed the *power house of the cell*

    • @pencrash9289
      @pencrash9289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed?

    • @ColinleGueux
      @ColinleGueux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Darkkmane ref here
      Nice to see

    • @Netradon
      @Netradon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you heard of the rough ER and the nucleus

    • @maggipetty7047
      @maggipetty7047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gee... I thought for the past 10 years dark matter was the powerhouse of our cells. Maybe it's just because my environment here in Topeka, Kansas is overpopulated with devolving manipulative trolls. Help spread the ER in my zip code. Evolve all trolls into a state of being that resembles humanity, and rid their teeny weeny souls of the dog feces. Thank you ER for giving me peace during the dark night of my soul.

    • @wemakingmoves
      @wemakingmoves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      intelectuall*

  • @interritum
    @interritum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    An intellectual font choice for the thumbnail.

    • @lwouldsetmyselfonfireforyou
      @lwouldsetmyselfonfireforyou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please tell me what your profile picture is from. Why does everyone have it

    • @alostcyberman308
      @alostcyberman308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      intelectuall***

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Onely entilectuawls wood yous it

    • @Focus-zh7ol
      @Focus-zh7ol 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luanpaixao4684 fr fr

    • @santeriairaksinen398
      @santeriairaksinen398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ungeziefer 88 Check the channel Maximmillian Mus, it’s a brilliant troll

  • @figeon
    @figeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    I love seeing all of the peasants in the comment sections masquerading as intellectuals such as myself. You can only call yourself an intellectual if you have an IQ over 300. It's true. I took an online test.

    • @jordigeven8485
      @jordigeven8485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      299 iq feelsbadman

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      255,278,457 IQ here. I am *_s u p e r i o r_*

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The imbecile has deleted his comment

    • @thespooterman2153
      @thespooterman2153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your IQ is probably closer to 60 because you believe whatever the internet tells you

    • @amramra1474
      @amramra1474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The Spooterman woooosh

  • @pupperdoodle4379
    @pupperdoodle4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Other people: asmr lol
    Me, an intellectual: autonomous sensory meridian response laughing out loud

    • @Kuga_Yuma
      @Kuga_Yuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Kaleb Robinson truly an intellectual

  • @ryanhinkson7511
    @ryanhinkson7511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Take a shot every time ER says the word “Intellectual.”

    • @GhostCakes23
      @GhostCakes23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ryan Hinkson dead by the 10 minute mark

    • @onddu2254
      @onddu2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ya hav3 some drinks

    • @CapitainQC04
      @CapitainQC04 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You want our dead or what

    • @Evandude-xw5ji
      @Evandude-xw5ji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Mission Completed*

    • @zanehayes4380
      @zanehayes4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Say the word intellectual every time someone says “take a shot every time ER says the word “intellectual.””.

  • @CaptainJamroASMR
    @CaptainJamroASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    I watch your videos to learn english. It's the only way that doesn't make me bored!

    • @hunnidisblack9337
      @hunnidisblack9337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love your vids man!

    • @michmyers73
      @michmyers73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lucky for you he’s reading the dictionary.
      O diccionario, si tu eres uno español hablas.

    • @Sasqe
      @Sasqe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Al Capone fue español muy malo pero, ‘ta bien

    • @youngcroissant9589
      @youngcroissant9589 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Namia xox hold down the “n” button on your phone or press the “~” and “n” button on the computer at the same time.

    • @windelritter
      @windelritter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is a great way to learn English. I learned a lot of my English trough videogames and the internet.

  • @TongueDrumJourney
    @TongueDrumJourney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    I love the direction you're taking your channel in. Keep up the amazing work!!!

  • @barack_obama2074
    @barack_obama2074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This is the kind of ground-breaking content I want in my 2019.

  • @elizabethr.3806
    @elizabethr.3806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I adore coming back to this after such momentous clearance of the I.L.I application test~ now I have peace of mind indulging my eyes with such content

  • @hobabbi2887
    @hobabbi2887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The thumbnail is in comic sans...
    He is a true intellectual

  • @morningdivabeam
    @morningdivabeam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    AH YES THE PERFECT VIDEO FOR ME AN -INTELLECTTUALL-
    -INTTELECCTUAL-
    -INTELLECTUALL-
    -INTELECTUALL-
    smart person

    • @fakeblue8985
      @fakeblue8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think you mean
      B I G B R A I N S

    • @lendenwirbelsaule_1415
      @lendenwirbelsaule_1415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is big brain time

    • @-frcracked-8804
      @-frcracked-8804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Fascinating*

    • @genbusami6161
      @genbusami6161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01101100 01100101 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100

    • @masonoaks9807
      @masonoaks9807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stupidn’t

  • @greekeater
    @greekeater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    is comrade yuri an intelectuall?

    • @bruhlaro5416
      @bruhlaro5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Always knew intellectuals were dirty commies.

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@bruhlaro5416 Filthy capitalist. We shall *_s t a r v e_*

    • @0xVENx0
      @0xVENx0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      red alert?

    • @thomasmoriarty04
      @thomasmoriarty04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, he is oozing intelligence because he got creative by using an AK-47 as a trigger to relax his comrades

    • @gaymcdonaldsemployee3072
      @gaymcdonaldsemployee3072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yuri dopted

  • @ap8418
    @ap8418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    E.R: Please, no spoilers
    Me: *Z*

    • @rumineedstosleep9426
      @rumineedstosleep9426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro how could you spoil it

    • @coolbeanz1683
      @coolbeanz1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rumineedstosleep9426 ...zipper, zucchini, zebra, zoologist, zest, zodiac, zealous, zombie, zoom, and Zealand...

    • @henry_rearden
      @henry_rearden 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, THAT'S A REAL SPOILER

  • @Craven.maple9931
    @Craven.maple9931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I'm just chillin in bed with a bag of doritos (purple bag obviously) listening to uncle E. do his thing.
    * chews In telectuall *

    • @Almighty-_-BRIT
      @Almighty-_-BRIT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same 😂

    • @thomasmoriarty04
      @thomasmoriarty04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any Chili Heatwave Dorito guys here too?

    • @MuhammadAwais-YesB
      @MuhammadAwais-YesB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Purple bag? What flavour is the purple bag?

    • @MuhammadAwais-YesB
      @MuhammadAwais-YesB 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bunny Femboy sounds nice, here we only have like 3 chilli heatwave, tangy cheese and the original one.

    • @MuhammadAwais-YesB
      @MuhammadAwais-YesB 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bunny Femboy haven’t you had it? Its my favourite by far.

  • @theeverythingg2323
    @theeverythingg2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Did you know there are more aeroplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky.

  • @HikiOmo
    @HikiOmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "It picks up right around d and Ȇ̵̘̣͕̖͌"

  • @SakuyalzayoiTheMaid
    @SakuyalzayoiTheMaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    *_have you fine people heard about the scientist that turned himself into a pickled cucumber? it is said to be very humerous._*

    • @zoebaggins90
      @zoebaggins90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pickle Rift!

    • @kevmac1230
      @kevmac1230 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was caught "gerkin” off.

  • @dylanmcfiggins5816
    @dylanmcfiggins5816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    11:13
    E.R: do you eat candy?
    Me: no... i eat Sweets.
    E.R: good. very good.

  • @jasonli7827
    @jasonli7827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Me, an intellectual: Rick and more tea

    • @yarimartinez5329
      @yarimartinez5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAO

    • @mohamadyt2609
      @mohamadyt2609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason Li underrated comment

    • @user-ie8kv3qn5h
      @user-ie8kv3qn5h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ho ho ho, thy puns have no equal! So amusing indeed, you ingenious entity of intelligence!

    • @Katelyn_Rinetta
      @Katelyn_Rinetta 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rick and rick and rick and rick and rick and rick and rick

    • @magea2926
      @magea2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your not an intellectual
      Your a British

  • @TheClockmakerXIV
    @TheClockmakerXIV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Believe me when I say that my brain functions like a clockwork mechanism, because actually it is. So many humans have told me that my power comes from my metallic body, but they're wrong. The very center of my power (and human's as well) is the mind. Never doubt that. Use that brain of yours and limit break it. Is the best that you can do in your short human life.

  • @drekiskrek5008
    @drekiskrek5008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    By God, this man watches Rick and Morty. This puts him on par with Einstein himself.

    • @ASkittishRaven
      @ASkittishRaven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cicholas Nage

    • @epzanoletty
      @epzanoletty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tonald Drump

    • @Eduardo-lb8np
      @Eduardo-lb8np 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I believe you wanted to say "Richard and Mortimer" or "Rigor and Mortis"

    • @justcallmelab8400
      @justcallmelab8400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lini Madd.

    • @DannyProto
      @DannyProto 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justcallmelab8400 hdolf aitler

  • @chriosef7379
    @chriosef7379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    if you read the dictionary every other book becomes nothing else but a remix

    • @droid16beta97
      @droid16beta97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And sentence

    • @DruidBarbariansCampfire
      @DruidBarbariansCampfire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sometimes remixes are better than the original.

    • @jaredmislan5186
      @jaredmislan5186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Every book you ever read is only comprised of an arrangement of 26 letters. So the dictionary is just a spinoff of the alphabet

    • @f.b.iagent5575
      @f.b.iagent5575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The dictionary is a remix of the alphabet

    • @Sam-bu6mh
      @Sam-bu6mh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You've just read every English book ever but in mixed order.

  • @jonjoun11
    @jonjoun11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    It is obvious a man is truly an intellectual when they own the entire collection of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

    • @andrewramlall3560
      @andrewramlall3560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't boast about having 300 IQ if you haven't read the complete Captain Underpants anthology

    • @atheneeum
      @atheneeum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Ramlall Does that mean I can boast about my 300 IQ then?

    • @angrygrouse4989
      @angrygrouse4989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have all of them but their most recent titled 'The Meltdown' guess I'm not a true intelectuall 😔

    • @discountcatfood
      @discountcatfood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jonjoun11 i feel called out .

    • @fatjuicytaco
      @fatjuicytaco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, I myself have read both the Captain Underpants, Super Diaper Baby, and Dog Man anthologies at least thrice. Such intriguing insights to the philosophical bedrock of society contained in those pages of knowledge. Must-reads for any self-proclaimed intelectuall.

  • @colonclosedparantheses293
    @colonclosedparantheses293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Guy: "I watch Ephemeral Rift."
    Me: "Cool dude!"
    Guy: "I watch Soviet Rift ASMR!"
    Me: "Lol dude same."
    Guy: "I watch Uncle E talk about cthulhu in a soft whisper, almost that of Corvus."
    Me: *Rift inside reference overload.*

  • @midkey_eddie2750
    @midkey_eddie2750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I dont know what an intellectual is

    • @pikabamboo4175
      @pikabamboo4175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me neither

    • @Michael-Ambarossa
      @Michael-Ambarossa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      It means someone who doesn't fortnite dance

    • @brucewayne9148
      @brucewayne9148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      An intellectual is someone who enjoys reading or studying and is really smart

    • @mcdaviddeservesbetter8
      @mcdaviddeservesbetter8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is a house of learn-ed doctors.

    • @endermage77
      @endermage77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We in the *international league of intelectualls* do not truck with Intellectuals. Those people are snobs.

  • @Osna_Durtha
    @Osna_Durtha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I think Ephemeral Rift needs to dedicate one ASMR video to reading out every single definition for the word "Set". Truly, a great and very knowledgeable portion of the book

  • @ocezy8783
    @ocezy8783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Im watching this while studying.
    I have reached optimal intellectuality.

  • @unzkipriime4283
    @unzkipriime4283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Can we get an opposite version? I feel quite left out.

  • @curmudgeon7217
    @curmudgeon7217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I wonder what would be considered the introduction, rising action, climax, falling action, and resolution of a dictionary.

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plot twist.

    • @Borgerful
      @Borgerful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Step I. Get any book.
      Step II. Read book.
      Step III. Unscramble the book to get the words in alphabetical order .
      Step VI. Reread the book in its unscrambled form.
      Step V. Profit.

  • @babyyoshi3099
    @babyyoshi3099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Other people: "I like listening to tapping ASMR"
    Me, an Intellectual:

  • @immattlaramee
    @immattlaramee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Misspelling "intellectuals". Hmm, classic trolling, Rift. Classic Rift.

    • @iNotAnHacker
      @iNotAnHacker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It is actually spelled “intelllactauls”

    • @Julia_Berrrlin
      @Julia_Berrrlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OR IS IT (DUN DUN DUN)

    • @falklouismusic
      @falklouismusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was searching for this comment!

    • @jeonarts_4584
      @jeonarts_4584 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matthew idk how to even spell it so i understand him
      here’s my attempt:
      intellectual
      woah i did it 😎😎

    • @smalltrashman4227
      @smalltrashman4227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah that was the joke

  • @Vienna3080
    @Vienna3080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    I usually read the dictionary while watching Rick and Morty

    • @bobbystoes55
      @bobbystoes55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hah you watch Rick and Morty I read it in brail

    • @gaymcdonaldsemployee3072
      @gaymcdonaldsemployee3072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *sneezes in brail*

    • @binkbonkbones3402
      @binkbonkbones3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bobbystoes55 brail subtitles that are also in japanese

    • @MikeRosadoGaming
      @MikeRosadoGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good God. I'd have a headache.

    • @Borgerful
      @Borgerful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read the entire plot of rick and morty in alphabetical order in brail then rearrange the brail back into its original position in the plot with my eyes closed.

  • @Nickersons-Theme
    @Nickersons-Theme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I'm gonna wait for ASMR for commoners

    • @kryonice7695
      @kryonice7695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      **Thomas Paine Enters The Chat**

    • @moddrrrusky2910
      @moddrrrusky2910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nickersons Theme ASMR for the proletarians

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moddrrrusky2910 He made a Communist ASMR video before this.

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moddrrrusky2910 You can also watch any video with Comrade Yuri.

  • @bluewin13
    @bluewin13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are easily my favorite ASMRist. It’s not even a competition. Your content is so creative and diverse. I’m so grateful to have found your channel

  • @bluesilver1602
    @bluesilver1602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Perhaps this is niche, and I don't know if you appease requests, but I'd love an asmr of taking care of a pet dragon (the viewer). I'd also love to see how you incorporate some such into the Ephermal Rift world! Some of my personal favorite stuff is personal attention and "face touches" or other hand motions, and I repeatedly return to your Beaking You To Sleep video. Either way, keep being your fun quirky self!

    • @randomlyalive3773
      @randomlyalive3773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@K4inan how in the world did you get that from the comment above?

  • @luju388
    @luju388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    About to get my 2 last brain cells wrecked. yeehaw 🤠

  • @junker-f3m
    @junker-f3m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The alternate thumbnail was Pickle Rick wearing headphones.

  • @WeePedrovski
    @WeePedrovski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I personally find myself an intellectual but I dont feel I'm uptight or condescending
    That means talking down to you

    • @garfieldpeepee
      @garfieldpeepee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love this comment

    • @gavinhoopes3744
      @gavinhoopes3744 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also consider my self an intellectual, but no as much as you might, for I am slightly above average, whereas you might have the intelligence of Nobel winners, and if you do, you have every right to be condescending to the below average group, but if you were truly smart you would know that there is wisdom in humility and kindness

    • @WeePedrovski
      @WeePedrovski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gavinhoopes3744 I don't know if you taking the piss and I'm missing the joke or if you missed the fact that my one is either way I'm confused now 😂

    • @ddoug9705
      @ddoug9705 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      underrated comment.

  • @matthewslack5088
    @matthewslack5088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love when you say inaudible stuff ! Not the weird language you sometimes speak but when you speak really softly! It’s the best I fall asleep with minutes! It’s almost like I go into a trance 😯

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How the hell am I supposed to fall asleep when I'm laughing this hard?!?

  • @RandomVideoCollectionRVC
    @RandomVideoCollectionRVC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    -intellectuals-
    *intelectualls* 😂

  • @XxCHRISchaosxX
    @XxCHRISchaosxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Uncle E - You've uploaded for several days in a row now with increasingly substantial, real life tangible discussion & Ideas, that is fantastic and i love it, You're not alone in your mentalities!
    that said, this meme is so meta and i fucking BUSTED out laughing when i saw this just now :) This is so much more than an ASMR channel! I'd love to see more ASMR creators be more outspoken about their lives and opinions, the world needs more of this gentle, tolerant exchanging of ideas

  • @paintchipsfromthewal
    @paintchipsfromthewal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Haven't watched you in a while idk why but loving the look. As always your videos make me smile it's like visiting an old friend. Thanks ER.

  • @Druman19
    @Druman19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You may have been joking about the grass definition being fascinating, but I have to agree.

  • @celloafterdark4173
    @celloafterdark4173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your whisper voice is my favorite and puts me to sleep the fastest!

  • @mikedelyser4517
    @mikedelyser4517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Reading the dictionary.... *Eminem has entered the chat*

    • @DK_Sim
      @DK_Sim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BRO. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT. You know what they say about us intuleqtualz. We think like-mindedly.

    • @shinydegos
      @shinydegos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was searching for this comment for so long

    • @binkbonkbones3402
      @binkbonkbones3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @tHEReaLsLIMshaDy69 has requested to know your location:
      Do you accept?

  • @somefolkswithblues
    @somefolkswithblues 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Only people who watch Rick and Morty or Bubble Guppies will understand

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bubble guppies at 5, Rick and Morty at 6

    • @Cyrolia
      @Cyrolia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is child's play to JoJo's Bizzare Adventure fans

    • @thomasmoriarty04
      @thomasmoriarty04 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cyrolia did some say Jojo? (Golden Wind starts playing)

  • @MSh-vx3zv
    @MSh-vx3zv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I am now smarter and sleepier thanks Mr. Rift

  • @Ashe_2601
    @Ashe_2601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Me and The boy's
    Intelectual : actually it's the boy's and I

    • @anb3829
      @anb3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no no its actually Me and the Bois

    • @momplower7007
      @momplower7007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like it depends on the sentence

    • @Thehalomen
      @Thehalomen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me and the gentlemen

    • @Ashe_2601
      @Ashe_2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Thehalomen this one is epic....!

    • @Thehalomen
      @Thehalomen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ashe_2601 original comment: 1 year ago
      *Replies in 2 mins*

  • @hugoblomqvist9961
    @hugoblomqvist9961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Next: asmr for imbecils

  • @BunnyGirlMet
    @BunnyGirlMet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I AINT UNEDUMACATED

    • @tangerin3_4utumn
      @tangerin3_4utumn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Met Productions I feel like this is something jacksepticeye would say

  • @Ralph_Wiggum
    @Ralph_Wiggum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I praise Lord Rift, thus must be intellectual. Praise Him. Praise Him with me. Papa bless.

  • @DarkAgeDan
    @DarkAgeDan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I took an IQ test after watching this. It went from Forest Gump to Albert Einstein.

    • @Aalju
      @Aalju 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you insulting Forrests IQ? IQ is not only academic, it includes musical and emphatial for example, and Forrest has a very high Emphatic IQ
      Also ik it was a joke

    • @DarkAgeDan
      @DarkAgeDan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Aalju Jennaaaay.

    • @klulessdood4327
      @klulessdood4327 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aalju he didn't clarify the size of the jump in IQ he experienced going from Forest gump to Einstein, so he did not insult anybody. Please do not but words into others mouths.
      And yes I know this is a joke on a joke that was made based of a joke so this comment is not to be taken seriously.

    • @droid16beta97
      @droid16beta97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Forrest*

    • @seymour2113
      @seymour2113 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doodooo Da did you read the end of his comment sport? You make me sick to the dick

  • @hampt3r
    @hampt3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the thumbnail is *perfect*

  • @jenniferchristian7212
    @jenniferchristian7212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me: Relaxed and ready to watch the video
    Ad: Do YOu nEeD HeLP SlEEpInG?!?! TrY OUr ProDUcT ToDAy!
    Rift, I may need a little extra help here tonight...

  • @TheASMRDude
    @TheASMRDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I do say, what about ASMR for Patricians? Or is ASMR better suited for all people, plebians and patricians alike?

    • @endermage77
      @endermage77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This message will be submitted before Lord Vetinari for review

    • @hazewire4618
      @hazewire4618 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ASMR for the doge of memetzia

    • @ecco2ks
      @ecco2ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ASMR for Denizens

  • @zimrigallegos-moreno9650
    @zimrigallegos-moreno9650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Ah yes my good sir, very good video indeed, bravo bravo👏

    • @thebackwardsflesh8619
      @thebackwardsflesh8619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you truly are an intellectual, mrmcreeper

    • @brodieholderness3897
      @brodieholderness3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I, as an intellectual, believe that thou art quite an intellectual, sir backwards flesh

  • @kingarthur7673
    @kingarthur7673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly, I feel like this video should be called "Dictionary Review"

  • @NeighborhoodOfBlue
    @NeighborhoodOfBlue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That voice, those eyes and that long hair! I am quite a fan. Thank you for your high-quality, entertaining ASMR work.

  • @oniononion1210
    @oniononion1210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy honestly a good book 👌

  • @aakashsharma7423
    @aakashsharma7423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Jordan B Peterson has entered the chat

    • @ProGuitar555
      @ProGuitar555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is an interesting remark, roughly speaking

    • @CrimBlack
      @CrimBlack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Donald J Trump has entered the chat

    • @IvanSN
      @IvanSN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *cultural Marxism intensifies*

    • @unknownnative5670
      @unknownnative5670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Im sure he's telling us to clean our rooms

    • @tat3w
      @tat3w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @Breakfast_and_Bullets
    @Breakfast_and_Bullets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I don't know if you've ever read the Dictionary..."
    In fact, I have. 3 times. I can also recommend the Dictionary as a good read, though I prefer Webster over Oxford.

  • @CuddleGirl001
    @CuddleGirl001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Finding out you are also good at calming an anxiety/Panic attack. So thank you again...

  • @ryanfisher2482
    @ryanfisher2482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH MY GUY
    IS THE GRACE PERIOD FOR NO RD2 SPOILERS OVER OR SOMETHING???

  • @typicalfurry2747
    @typicalfurry2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This character calls Movies "Cinema" and only listens to Jazz club stuff that has like 50 monthly listeners on Spotify.

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Is water wet? A true intellectual question

    • @Gustavoenderdragon
      @Gustavoenderdragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      if salt is added to the water, it is no longer 100% wet

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I would say wet is a property of non liquid objects when introduced to liquid. The ground becomes wet when it rains. A lake does not become wet when it rains, it just increases in volume.

    • @droid16beta97
      @droid16beta97 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, water is wet. Anyone who says otherwise is

    • @droid16beta97
      @droid16beta97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timewellspent8137 it doesn't become wet, it was already wet

    • @droid16beta97
      @droid16beta97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Gustavoenderdragon the water itself is still wet. The liquid isn't 100% water

  • @herratojiklynde6680
    @herratojiklynde6680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Would I be the only one who would want an entire video of him reading the oxford dictionary?

    • @tavlingapa
      @tavlingapa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Once you've read the dictionary, every book is a remix

  • @obiwanjagerman
    @obiwanjagerman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The last film I watched was Megamind.

  • @fabsieee
    @fabsieee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Only just having graduated, i now consider this the only appropriate form of sleeping assistance.

  • @musicbot1630
    @musicbot1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My Mother: You're a big smart boy!
    Me: **starts watching this**

  • @fatchance2323
    @fatchance2323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me with headphones on full blast to hear the whispering: exists
    Ad: WELCOME TO RIFFER‚ YOUR PERSONAL MUSIC EXPERIENCE

  • @FinnMurton
    @FinnMurton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rift: Have you heard of this book? It's called The Dictionary
    *is holding a thesaurus*

  • @melancholygarden
    @melancholygarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Today I learnt that grass is actually leaves. I feel smart already

    • @aibh7903
      @aibh7903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Equilibrium for real?

    • @melancholygarden
      @melancholygarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aibh7903 hahahahahahaha

  • @St._Jaden_P
    @St._Jaden_P 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My ability to comprehend the complacency of this video is very high. The tapping is extraordinary, the voice is soothing, and the fact that I was satisfied by this video is no surprise to me. Rift you are very intelligent and very satisfying. Well done. Also I love your coiffure.

  • @willdavey6570
    @willdavey6570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Finally, a video aimed towards me

    • @drmick2506
      @drmick2506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally, a game system for Meee-seeks!
      (It's sort of a Jontron-reference)

  • @IsaacClodfelter
    @IsaacClodfelter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally asmr for me and my people.

  • @averageyoutubewatcher7800
    @averageyoutubewatcher7800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:00 me when I get caught cheating during a test, so I gotta look at the test paper.

  • @Flynn_Lawrence
    @Flynn_Lawrence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “I can’t wait for the last of us 2”
    Me: Bro..
    “I’m looking forward to half life 3”
    Me: *Starts crying*
    Edit: Well he was too much of an intellectual for me.

    • @Turambar3791
      @Turambar3791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alyx

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guess what.

    • @TOAG
      @TOAG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Half-Life 1.5 finally came out, so don’t check 3 off your list just yet

    • @Flynn_Lawrence
      @Flynn_Lawrence 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TOAG Oh yeah. Well, at this rate if Valve is doing half life stuff again, I’m hopeful we’ll be able to get Half Life 3.

  • @logang7059
    @logang7059 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Potatoes come from Ireland where they form naturally during spring in Irish gardens. They are then collected and taped onto frisbees then flung into the air. In some odd game of ultimate frisbees, some 200 farmers (which have nothing to do with the creation of the potatoes) line up to throw the frisbees to each other which allows the potatoes to travel 1,000s of miles. They throw the frisbees until the potatoes reach the grocery store where they are then separated from their families and sold to the highest bidder. Hope this helps.

  • @SakuyalzayoiTheMaid
    @SakuyalzayoiTheMaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *_Oh, you're smart?_*
    *_List everything._*