The TGUNVCA-Virus Experiment | Resident Evil ASMR

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  • You find yourself subject to yet another experiment being performed on the patients at Arkham Sanitarium by Professor Clemmons who has somehow managed to obtain a collection of viruses (and a couple vaccines), most of which were created by the infamous Umbrella Pharmaceuticals corporation.
    00:00:00 It's a Beautiful Day at the Sanitarium
    00:05:47 Injecting Your Brain
    00:13:05 The Viruses & Vaccines
    00:16:04 Questionnaire
    00:21:43 Rubber Chicken
    00:24:08 It Started with a Flower
    00:26:21 A Brief History of Umbrella
    00:32:01 The Tyrant Virus
    00:41:16 The Golgotha Virus
    00:50:20 The Uroboros Virus
    00:56:15 The Nemesis Virus
    00:59:48 The T-Veronica Virus
    01:04:21 The Chrysalid Virus
    01:07:49 The Animality Virus
    01:10:40 AT1521 and T-Virus Vaccine
    01:12:49 Final words
    Rumor has it that if you sit at the wrong table on the right day (or was it the left table on the wrong day?) on the ceiling of the cafeteria, you'll hear whispers about Umbrella Pharmaceuticals still operating either in the shadows of, or in cooperation with, the NWO or the Professor himself. But hey, better them and the viruses staying on earth than one of the "Men" getting ahold of the them for distribution across all timelines of the multiverse.
    I finally got around to playing RE Biohazard, RE2 Remake, and RE HD (in that order) around the time this video was made. I vaguely remember playing one of the RE games a very long time ago. With a renewed love for the games and lore, I tried my best to make this video enjoyable for those of you who enjoy RE as well. Looking forward to RE Village!
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    Website: ephemeralrift.com
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  • @Willow76ny
    @Willow76ny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    Professor Clemmons “ I’m quite fond of your brain.”
    Me: “Me too, please put it back.” 🧠

    • @rococoblue
      @rococoblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂.

    • @sammimateika3131
      @sammimateika3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Can't grab what I don't have. 🙏✨

    • @shardofkappu3271
      @shardofkappu3271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Clemmons:*grabs brain*
      Me:*microsoft shutdown noise*

    • @ANXI8TY
      @ANXI8TY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      underrated

    • @sectionzer0w893
      @sectionzer0w893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shardofkappu3271 oh god🤣🤣

  • @schalasmagic
    @schalasmagic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2052

    I noticed that on the back of his clipboard says"Don't trust Corvus".

    • @zacharymayhue2482
      @zacharymayhue2482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      The last vid he made it said dont trust the perfesor on corves clip board it a know fact that they dont see eye to eye all the time corves wants to help people as far as we know and clemons wants to take over the world as stated inbprevious vids

    • @carsonowowo
      @carsonowowo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Damn after the last few videos I was starting to think that I could actually trust Corvus lmao

    • @louthinator
      @louthinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@carsonowowo honestly.. you can trust corvus, he wants to save the world, Clemons (being the avatar of Nyarlathotep) wants to dominate it.

    • @elvernicolas3748
      @elvernicolas3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@louthinator who is Corvus? I recently found this Channel

    • @LuckyArceus
      @LuckyArceus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@elvernicolas3748 plague doctor character. Search and have fun.

  • @labriag34dx79
    @labriag34dx79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2295

    He's gotten alot of mileage out of that brain prop

    • @tylerproasheck6294
      @tylerproasheck6294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      It's a good thing the specialty brains from the [REDACTED] partition of the Arkham Sanitarium's [REDACTED] wing are so fuel efficient. I can only imagine getting a brain from the [REDACTED] segment of the Arkham Sanitarium's other [REDACTED] wing. It must cost a fortune to fill those things up to a full tank. Fuel for your brain is so pricey and scarce nowadays.

    • @Windcent
      @Windcent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Bold of you to assume its a prop.

    • @OhsweetOhno
      @OhsweetOhno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@tylerproasheck6294 I don’t trust those [REDACTED]’s my man

    • @candycadet528
      @candycadet528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Well he better, I checked once, that thing cost 300-400$ if I recall correctly.
      Though that brain went through a lot of torture, so I am amazed how good it still looks.

    • @labriag34dx79
      @labriag34dx79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@candycadet528 where did you find this, I need it

  • @tan-tan-tanan
    @tan-tan-tanan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Nothing brings out a smile on my face more than reading Uncle E/Papa Rift's description stories.

  • @tabithathecat
    @tabithathecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Corvus: do not trust the Professor
    Professor Clemmons: do not trust Corvus
    Sibling rivalry much?

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Are you even siblings if you aren't two unhinged unethical doctors conspiring against each other?

    • @ghostrangerz8273
      @ghostrangerz8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Corvus has got my trust, as strange and kind of crazy as he can be, he seems to legitimately want to help people, even if he has some rather strange ways of doing it sometimes.

    • @theproindagames9387
      @theproindagames9387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Clemmons Arkham Civil War

    • @tabithathecat
      @tabithathecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@ghostrangerz8273 Ayyy, and you're not just his 'favourite patient', he genuinely seems more happy around you, and refers to your as his friend. Much more trustworthy than being a possession-like favourite and having first pick in the experiments ngl

    • @tabithathecat
      @tabithathecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@monochromedream-eatingbaku oh, don't worry. Just a bit of sibling rivalry

  • @Hoarding-Stories
    @Hoarding-Stories 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    I personally love the idea of the virus having absolutely no effect on us simply because of 2 things.
    1) The "Favorite Patient" is already an amalgamation of all the viewers (and is interesting enough to be the favorite) which if anything could be weird enough to stump that concoction, that could be it
    2) It would be funny as hell

    • @oosenagen9055
      @oosenagen9055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lol and 10% of the population is canonically immune

    • @richardvonhohenleben3143
      @richardvonhohenleben3143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We have plot armor.

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@richardvonhohenleben3143 litteraly thicc plot armor

    • @chrisbloodborne5371
      @chrisbloodborne5371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Add the fact that after so many corvus treatments our immune system probably could take on cancer like it was just a normal flu

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrisbloodborne5371 oh yes..

  • @UsamaBeenHidin
    @UsamaBeenHidin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    I swear this dude never runs out of ideas, it’s incredible😂

    • @kucomali534
      @kucomali534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Trust us, he’ll be making videos till we are in our graves

    • @LemonWalrus546
      @LemonWalrus546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@kucomali534 rift: Write that down!
      A Grave digging video!

    • @kucomali534
      @kucomali534 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LemonWalrus546 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @northernlights9533
      @northernlights9533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean
      There really isn't any shortage of games to roleplay

    • @TheCoffeeKramer
      @TheCoffeeKramer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He pulls ideas out of an endless hat

  • @JJ-zr1wf
    @JJ-zr1wf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    A beautiful day at the hospital with the doctor
    **Starts to inject virus in my brain**
    Me: Well, that escalated quickly

    • @seshgreen4084
      @seshgreen4084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Correction. Viruses, which (inarguably) is worse! 😜🦠

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seshgreen4084 No it's one Virus createt from viruses

    • @catieglenn1060
      @catieglenn1060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ultimate virus

    • @rococoblue
      @rococoblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anyone else started seeing anime characters as soon as he injected you...or is it just me?

    • @cosmicphoenix657
      @cosmicphoenix657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The like button for this comment should never be touched cuz its at 420 rn

  • @Drifting_Rift
    @Drifting_Rift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Damn bro I sware he has an archive of lore for every thing in existence

    • @ciclos89
      @ciclos89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think he has

    • @Fern995
      @Fern995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I imagined a big book of the Lord that he's already written down just waiting to use it in a vedio

    • @nightynight1724
      @nightynight1724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fern995 big book of lord.. so the bible?

    • @OhsweetOhno
      @OhsweetOhno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nightynight1724 no, the bibble

    • @realkindacringe
      @realkindacringe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OhsweetOhno YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY

  • @RealBomoth
    @RealBomoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    *ER:* "How have you felt after participating in my reanimation experiment?"
    *Me:* "Hmm... I dun-"
    *ER:* "Oh. Excellent, you feel rejuvenated and like you've been given a new shot at life."
    *Me:* ... *YES.*

  • @edric8079
    @edric8079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    RE spelled backwards is ER.
    Hmm.. Insteresting.

    • @ciclos89
      @ciclos89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Interesting🥰

    • @ultimamage3
      @ultimamage3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And there are Evil Residents in the Arkham Sanitarium.... hmmmmm...

    • @dlt1199
      @dlt1199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rift Ephemeral..mmm..yes..i see.

    • @Bthakilla4rilla
      @Bthakilla4rilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But Resident Evil spelled backwards is not Ephemeral Rift 🤔

    • @AenemicTOOL
      @AenemicTOOL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh for @@Bthakilla4rilla ucks sake

  • @fredkendall151
    @fredkendall151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Sees rift upload: Day gets better.
    Sees video length: Day is best.

  • @17victoria170
    @17victoria170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I've missed Mr. Clemmons. The best doctor I've ever seen in my life. So, yeah.... That's the level.

    • @seshgreen4084
      @seshgreen4084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s Professor Clemmons, thank you very much
      Lol

    • @willis32
      @willis32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least he pretends to be competent, I've had a few who just don't bother.

    • @Ben_Pears
      @Ben_Pears 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Christian Hilton Ball corvus is better than better than good

    • @casualacquaintance1100
      @casualacquaintance1100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dave is the most down to earth guy fish dude out there..That brain harvest video is still my top 5...

    • @thedragonking7043
      @thedragonking7043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I personally like the O O M P A L O O M P A

  • @lilcoti3829
    @lilcoti3829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    rift: beacon mental hospital
    me: flashbacks of laura ripping my face off

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      me: flashbacks of PAIN

    • @cosmicpope4986
      @cosmicpope4986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fire bolts will do the trick

    • @athreya__7255
      @athreya__7255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who is Laura?

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would have had laura's crispy corpse taxidermied in my office but unfortunately that all happened in a dream.
      *noone messes with saxton hale*

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@athreya__7255 the four armed woman you burn in evil within

  • @zacharyjohnson4037
    @zacharyjohnson4037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The Professor: "All of the viruses are in perfect balance."
    Me: "So, what you're saying is I'm indestructible."
    The Professor: "Oh no, no, in fact even the slightest breeze could-"
    Me: "Indestructible."

  • @Gakulon
    @Gakulon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    As a pretty big Resident Evil fan I can already see that I'm gonna like this vid.

  • @mglouise97
    @mglouise97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I am HERE for the character development. I love this

    • @ciclos89
      @ciclos89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too🥰😊

  • @georgekhidasheli4161
    @georgekhidasheli4161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “Beacon Mental Hospital,”
    *PTSD kicks in*

    • @dreama.
      @dreama. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *”Ah shit..Here we go again.”*

  • @blueengineer4554
    @blueengineer4554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    With that much viruses as one injected into me I’m either going to explode or become the most powerful bio wepon in Re history

  • @LordSniggles
    @LordSniggles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    9:20 not to tell you how to do your job Mr Director, but you're gonna get air bubbles in my brain.

    • @ciclos89
      @ciclos89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aww same

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not to mention all the neuron damage

    • @rhettbasham4290
      @rhettbasham4290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We love a good ol' aneurysm

  • @lenferguson1111
    @lenferguson1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how the rift world is an accumulation of Uncle E's favorite games shows movies and pop culture as well as the super incredible mixing of all these independent worlds and storylines into one channel

  • @q_cola_roja_p
    @q_cola_roja_p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    ER: Starts to talk about the SCP foundation for a little bit.
    Me: There Everywhere....

  • @AllAboutParker
    @AllAboutParker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "Well, part of the wasteland that was once known as West Africa". I'm going to assume greystillplays was somehow responsible for that one.

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GREY WTF WHERE U DOING JESUS CHRIST

    • @justjerey8890
      @justjerey8890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DAMMIT GREY

    • @onee-chanishere7741
      @onee-chanishere7741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NOT AGAIN

    • @bloopsagain
      @bloopsagain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even so, he seems to be getting better. I mean, just West Africa? At least it’s only one region.

    • @spahgettionos2152
      @spahgettionos2152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just came here from watching him lmao

  • @dlt1199
    @dlt1199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Video ends:"X gonna give it" to you fades in.

  • @johannesvincentbonnesen7565
    @johannesvincentbonnesen7565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    You should do a Far cry 5 “The father” roleplay

  • @thelemon0001
    @thelemon0001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Okay, conspiracy theory time: What if Professor Clemmons is just a really nice guy all along and there was never anything shady going on?

  • @magnusolsen691
    @magnusolsen691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    In five minutes we will reach the optimal altitude for ASMR deployment, ensuring COMPLETE... GLOBAL... TINGILATION.

  • @focalpoint._
    @focalpoint._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    The hair’s growing back so fast, what goddamn black magic is he using?

    • @someguy6627
      @someguy6627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ASMR

    • @Coiote_23
      @Coiote_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fast Hair DLC.

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hair simulator

    • @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf
      @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Golgotha virus

    • @coraross8626
      @coraross8626 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you want a real answer, its probably a healthy hair treatment regimen, and males regardless of orientation or identity typically have accelerated hair and nail growth.

  • @theomnihero8221
    @theomnihero8221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Name: *[Unknown]* Clemmons
    Species: *[Cannot Define]*
    Sex: Male
    Threat Level: *[Pending]*
    Abilities: *[Pending]*
    Stats: *[Pending]*
    Status: Working at Arkham Sanitarium.
    Data - Entry 1: I came across something disturbing while casing Corvus D Clemmons, and that was what was written on the back of a clip board. "Don't trust the Professor." At first I thought nothing of it until I discovered that the Professor has more disturbing behaviors. He appears to be more interested in experimenting on the patients, and has an unnatural awareness of who/what is around them. This awareness of his could compromise my operation entirely, but that is not what bothers me the most. While he was away, I found a bit of dead skin in his office and analyzed it. It appears that his DNA is scrambled beyond recognition. Even the atomic structure of his cells is compromised. The cause of this is unknown, but I think that this situation could now be catastrophic.
    Data - Entry 2: It has been about 4 months since I started to do research on Professor Clemmons. I have gotten Azra to begin analyzing his DNA sample, and so far, not a whole lot of progress. On another note, his behavior is unusually... unusual. No notable habits, no fixed schedule, nothing. He is usually off exploring the other ends of available rifts in the area. Whenever I follow him, he disappears as if he never existed in the first place. I am going to have to postpone my appointments because this is getting freaky, especially after what happened to Corvus recently.

    • @SkellyPlays0504
      @SkellyPlays0504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment bro

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Expunge my expunging expunge. Bunch of expungeteurs filling their stories with redactions and expunges and posting it in r/SCP or whatever on expunggit

    • @theomnihero8221
      @theomnihero8221 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BichaelStevens I don't want this on other platforms until it is finished. Since Professor Clemmons is hard to come by, it could take another year or so before I can piece together the rest of the file.

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theomnihero8221 Just a lazy excuse. Typical SCP story of recent times: half the page is redacted or expunged and the object in question is some god-tier end-of-humanity thing shadow the hedgehog, or some uwu quirky xD crap

    • @theomnihero8221
      @theomnihero8221 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BichaelStevens No. I'm dead serious. I understand that you might be a troll on the internet, but writing is a form of art that needs inspiration and this one needs a bit of reference. You of course wouldn't understand the implications of it since you waste more time trying to provoke people's reactions and pushing them down for it. Your craft is a foul one, and I do desire chaos upon others, but my pride in this talent is far greater than yours. So how about you just use your supposed talent on those who actually have weaker minds, or don't bother expressing your, what, "personality of hate" that nobody wants any part of. It's better if you act like a real person anyways.

  • @somehomelessman4908
    @somehomelessman4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    No one gonna point out that my man’s writing with the rubber chicken

  • @retaks7777
    @retaks7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Can't believe I've messed up my sleeping schedule enough over the past year to where his uploads actually line up perfectly with bed time for once

    • @ciclos89
      @ciclos89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And for me aswell🥰

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One Word school

  • @mrclown6289
    @mrclown6289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Damn i just recoverd from the corvus virus and now this

    • @plasma_snek6160
      @plasma_snek6160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh yeah yeah (sorry i had to do it)

    • @mrclown6289
      @mrclown6289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@plasma_snek6160 i should change my profile pic

    • @plasma_snek6160
      @plasma_snek6160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mrclown6289 no

    • @mrclown6289
      @mrclown6289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Christian Hilton Ball nuclear winter is better then 2020

    • @kharitus4038
      @kharitus4038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Mr Clown Good news though: you'll still be able to play Cyberpunk, if they don't delay it again ofc

  • @callfall1
    @callfall1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I had an idea for a character that I think you would do really well uncle Rift. Demon hunter outfitter! You could do some drawing noises as you sketch designs for new tools and weapons. Talk about the different types of creatures that have been spotted in the area. I bet it would be fun to make the set decorations with all sorts of vials and strange brews. And you could wax philosophical about the nature of rift entities. Candles, vellum, the whole shebang!

    • @dantesparda8524
      @dantesparda8524 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This guy would be perfect to design a new coat.

  • @Zimtblut
    @Zimtblut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just love how he does what every good villain does, namely explaining his plans in all their details :D

  • @MysteriumArcanum
    @MysteriumArcanum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Oh great, Professor Clemmons has been collaborating with Dr. Bright. We're doomed!

    • @thedragonking7043
      @thedragonking7043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wait until he puts syringes on the chainsaws. The chainsaw cannon will be more powerful than any of us can contain! Also, have you seen where dr. Brights DO NOT DO list is? Bright may have made changes.

    • @gwp1915
      @gwp1915 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chainsaw virus gun

    • @itsouden6201
      @itsouden6201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s rather bold of you to assume that it’s just Clemmons and Bright...

    • @thewolfpack7408
      @thewolfpack7408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      DR BRIGHT yep were dead

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh well
      It's chaos time

  • @knightmare397
    @knightmare397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how he has potentially dangerous viruses that can turn him into a horrifying monstrosity but he decides to play with them like a kid playing with a lava lamp

  • @centerofthespiral
    @centerofthespiral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I remember when my nutsack went through a rift.... Thoughts and prayers go out to Nurse Manly!

  • @Jugganawtt
    @Jugganawtt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Can we trust Doctor Dave? I really trust Doctor Dave. He's a doctor, and he seems very polite and courteous. Doctor's are very trustworthy. You can even trust them when they are wielding a scalpel. I just haven't seen him in quite some time, and worry about his whereabouts.

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well... Depends on which Dave you mean

    • @calebbennett563
      @calebbennett563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know Johnny sins was a doctor once

    • @yellerkeller9730
      @yellerkeller9730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@calebbennett563 he was the best doctor in my opinion

    • @fanaticdrunkard
      @fanaticdrunkard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can just imagine Dave in a Hawaiian shirt on a lawn chair in Florida taking a vacation

    • @RobertEHouse
      @RobertEHouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Last time I checked he was eaten by desk drawer and they have yet to resurrect him, but I also haven't watched every video.

  • @vascogoncalves8542
    @vascogoncalves8542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A whole new context to the term "chicken scratch".

  • @RationallySkeptical
    @RationallySkeptical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    40:08 Sir, you have the evil, melodramatic, under-your-breath chuckle down PERFECTLY! Esp the one right after you say "...in my hands now." Bravo.

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This isn’t going to end well

  • @chara5074
    @chara5074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Anyone else still curious about what ever happened to Margret?? Didn’t she just go on a rampage and disappear??

    • @dfeplays3233
      @dfeplays3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She's staying at home cuz Corona, surely. And so we should do everyone else

    • @marxjester9802
      @marxjester9802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I just had an appointment with her a few days ago. She planted me in the garden again. I got to be next to the Rhino Priest.

    • @bobveinne2439
      @bobveinne2439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Honestly, I miss Sowande the most out of all the past characters :(

    • @chara5074
      @chara5074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @plaguegrim you sure?

    • @anthrazite
      @anthrazite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chara5074 Yeah, I actually think according to the lore she died in a fire long ago and the Margaret we know is actually just the professor acting like her with the mask.

  • @meepmeep3384
    @meepmeep3384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i appreciate all the lore ER have put in here. it's juicy! can't wait to read it at your website tomorrow cause right now i feel sleepy :D

  • @hcshare7059
    @hcshare7059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Resident evil ASMR? Gotta say rift you’ve come to teach me never to be surprised with your content (I mean that in a good way!) but this surely caught me off guard :D

  • @worldwidewebster6224
    @worldwidewebster6224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My local boys scout troop would go camping at a place called "Tagunvca" so when I first read the title I was very nostalgic!
    Another great video as always ER!

  • @deltavgaming3487
    @deltavgaming3487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how he references the evil within when this had resident evil in the title

    • @TerminalllyChill
      @TerminalllyChill 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evil Within was directed by the RE series creator

  • @Slugger11111
    @Slugger11111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really liked this! I liked how you added the extra lore and all the viruses as well. My favorite virus was the U virus. It looked pretty cool. And just the overall vibe of the whole video was awsome on its own too. Great job, keep up the good work man.

  • @overlordjohnny6612
    @overlordjohnny6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good to know you had an obsession with resident evil lore too rift all those fascinating details about stuff in that world truly a great series

  • @KarmicXRestrictions
    @KarmicXRestrictions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ER: trying to use syringe
    me as the needle goes through the top of my brain: 👁👄👁

  • @SchuBoo
    @SchuBoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The way he used the chicken as a pen is absolutely brilliant. Very unexpected!

  • @flixnchills
    @flixnchills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazing as always man! Love your experimental style. Keeps this super interesting! I’m inspired!

  • @notsureifasmr
    @notsureifasmr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    never running out of ideas, never failing to trigger my asmr. gotta love it!

  • @ellibro4188
    @ellibro4188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now I need a Heisenberg asmr. Knowing ER he will do Moreau...

  • @OhsweetOhno
    @OhsweetOhno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Prof. Clemmons: I don’t know why I’m using such ancient human technology
    My mind: “human technology?” That’s a weird way to put it, he could have just said technology.
    Me: *I do not trust that at all*

  • @Alberts_Stuff
    @Alberts_Stuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so excited you're finally this close to 1 million. With your talent, effort, originality and creativity alone, you should have had a million subs 5 years ago. We all know this, you rule bro 🖤

  • @Bootsofwings
    @Bootsofwings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that your vids always have such a unique plot compared to any other asmr videos/channels

  • @honeydew1917
    @honeydew1917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So here I was minding my own business thinking this was uploaded ages ago, then I take a peek at the comments and it was actually uploaded 25 minutes ago

  • @smokedogsmokey
    @smokedogsmokey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    He needs 100 million subs!

  • @xXSonyKilerXx
    @xXSonyKilerXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    im so happy to see ER releases a video, soon 900k subs congratz!

  • @theGatheringPlaceSOX
    @theGatheringPlaceSOX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This. THIS IS THE ASMR I WAS WAITING FOR. Thank you Mr. RIFT YOU ARE A LEGEND!

  • @user-rx4uv9kl9l
    @user-rx4uv9kl9l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You really look like a movie star pretty much in any kind of role

  • @FallenTrinty
    @FallenTrinty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Hey wait, wait, wait. If you're gonna restrain me, can we at least have a mutual safe word?

  • @simplythegreatest6345
    @simplythegreatest6345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school."
    - Buzz Lightyear

  • @gavoko
    @gavoko 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't believe how perfect timing this video is. I literally bought and just finished Resident Evil 3 today. In the mood!

  • @alphastick21a35
    @alphastick21a35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Mr Clemmons: “this is an old syringe”...”so fallible”
    Physics: “am I a joke to you”

  • @andrewtaillon780
    @andrewtaillon780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Idea. Dr bright asmr reading list of things dr bright cant do with commentary

    • @sebastianmuniz6727
      @sebastianmuniz6727 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can only imagine the rule where he can't try to disprove God to god. Or kick that one ball thing. I read like a hundred and it was hilarious

  • @monsoon2974
    @monsoon2974 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the effort he gives into this. Every virus are the right colors, and even had the Tendrils from Uroboros.
    Outstanding.
    10/10 S.t.a.r.s.

  • @autozone5695
    @autozone5695 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ER has been my sole source of asmr since 2016, at this point I only get tingles when I smoke but I love watching these to relax regardless.

  • @bleh329
    @bleh329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah, lovely and relaxing.
    - experiment subject screams objections in the background -
    So relaxing 😊

  • @natsudragneel7516
    @natsudragneel7516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ah, so this was the thing that was sent to him? Very intriguing!

  • @ambera1965
    @ambera1965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is everything I never knew I needed. A gentle retelling of the lore of RE. God yes

  • @eterna748
    @eterna748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1 hour no ads. This guy is a legend

  • @MaxieWolfe
    @MaxieWolfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    SCP, Resident Evil, Anime and Dark souls?
    What’s next, furries and thanos asmr?
    (This is a joke although I’m sure it would be decent)

    • @the_numb_skull
      @the_numb_skull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ricolopez8253 furry ASMR when

    • @fedra5873
      @fedra5873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@the_numb_skull never

    • @sofusunpup
      @sofusunpup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fedra5873 Soon

    • @patrickmcelrath4962
      @patrickmcelrath4962 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol wtf??? Mao mao done shid his pant

    • @fedra5873
      @fedra5873 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sofusunpup no

  • @danieln6700
    @danieln6700 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love coming back to this one

  • @intuitivegirl987
    @intuitivegirl987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That rubber chicken used as pencil gave me the best tingles! it needs to be a lot in the videos :D

  • @xavierbarker6840
    @xavierbarker6840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the reference to Mr Roger’s Neighborhood in the intro! He modified the theme song to fit the Arkham theme. Keep up the amazing work ER!!

  • @crazekatt3361
    @crazekatt3361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Damn I love to see Resident Evil coming back to being iconic, even more than in years past.

    • @LordSniggles
      @LordSniggles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank our friends at the Wuhan Virology Institute and their Umbrella logo.

    • @crazekatt3361
      @crazekatt3361 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Foam Farmer yah it’s gonna be resident evil 8 or dubbed as Village

    • @GrantsGaming
      @GrantsGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I beat Resident Evil 7 recently, and I'm waiting for 8. 7 has to be one of my favorite games for the Playstation 4.

    • @Zyzarda
      @Zyzarda 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LordSniggles you fell for such a bad Photoshop...

  • @ramenlebowski9758
    @ramenlebowski9758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A jovial Clemmons is more terrifying than a stoic one

  • @zkittlezthabanditt604
    @zkittlezthabanditt604 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I honestly love the way you talk uncle E, it seems wise and that you really think about your words

  • @christophernelson3465
    @christophernelson3465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Called it in that teaser a few weeks back! Man! This is my favorite one! Lore and tingles!

  • @VaporsMusic
    @VaporsMusic ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In case anyone's curious or interested:
    T-Virus - Resident Evil
    G-Virus - Resident Evil 2
    U-Virus - Resident Evil 5
    N-Virus - Resident Evil 3
    TV-Virus - Resident Evil: CODE Veronica
    C-Virus - Resident Evil 6
    A-Virus - Resident Evil: Vendetta
    To the best of my memory! Lol.

    • @saintboot8410
      @saintboot8410 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Still living in a world in real life with the C virus, sadly. Darn you Capcom...

  • @Armund_Wolffe
    @Armund_Wolffe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    'Do Not Trust Corvus'?
    ah, i see the Prof finally noticed the little message on his other clipboard

  • @yourgoldenmemories
    @yourgoldenmemories 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    first mention of the evil within :') I needed it to be linked to the riftverse so much thank you uncle E you made my day again

  • @ElitePortraits
    @ElitePortraits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Since i was a kid, i have been experienced ASMR but i did know it was asmr until youtube showed me that i wasnt only me who was experience this ticklings. Im glad that so many people show themselves nowaydays doing this , because i really enjoy. thank you !

  • @ispeakmovie
    @ispeakmovie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    19:42 I just burst out laughing oh my god 🤣

    • @OtisCluck
      @OtisCluck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’re laughing, the man’s nutsack is missing and you’re laughing?

  • @FactsandPhilosophies
    @FactsandPhilosophies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I have been motivated to start a TH-cam channel to help people have a better and quality life using soothing music because of the quality of videos and the impact they have had in my life. Thank you for helping me and also keep up the good work

  • @Leaffordes
    @Leaffordes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't believe you uploaded this while I'm actually trying to beat Resident Evil Zero. Such timing :D

  • @herochan69
    @herochan69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The change in attitude is such a good character development, due to people’s personalities changing over time or due to a certain situation happening. Only uncle rift would think of this attention to detail.

  • @karatweiner2869
    @karatweiner2869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I KNEW IT AS SOON AS HE SAID BIRKIN IN THE PRELUDE.

    • @anormalguy-t42
      @anormalguy-t42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we have orders dr.birkin
      wiliam : *this isn't even my final form*

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anormalguy-t42 Will be like: Behold my 1737254362826358290273407225529152511037 forms!

    • @anormalguy-t42
      @anormalguy-t42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monochromedream-eatingbaku i really hated him bc he just was coming back bigger and more destructive , the same nemesis... ( has PTSD from jill tentacle nightmare)

  • @whiplashc.73
    @whiplashc.73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just tabbed back to him taking notes with a chicken, my day is made

  • @Rileys887
    @Rileys887 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've watched this video multiple times and I have no idea how it ends. Thanks Uncle E.

  • @davidapplegate3744
    @davidapplegate3744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The casual "no of course not" was perfect... Your still the best asmrtist out there.

  • @colinwarmbrodt3389
    @colinwarmbrodt3389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    First, it was: "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone."
    Now it's: "Write, write, write, write, write, write, write, rubber chicken pen."

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me: "What about the TG Virus Rift?"
    Rift: "What ABOUT RE: Dead Aim?"

  • @TheGreatBurgholio
    @TheGreatBurgholio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that he asked the rubber chicken if he was down first is just respectful as fuck.

  • @VogtTD
    @VogtTD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your best upload this year by far

  • @AndrevusWhitetail
    @AndrevusWhitetail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I vaguely remember playing one of the RE games a very long time ago. "
    Oh boy wait til you get to Resident Evil 4...

  • @mattrader4910
    @mattrader4910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Gonna rain hard. Good thing we've Umbrella! 💉🧬☠

  • @ciasharkvr3756
    @ciasharkvr3756 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are the only ASMR videos I watch completely through

  • @CrescentMoonASMR
    @CrescentMoonASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Resident Evil for Playstation 1 was the first horror game I ever played, I was barely a teenager. Thank you so much for this video (as always)! 🖤