...and you've missed the absolutely hilarious punchline to this: "and the salmon say 'couldn't we just do it doggie-fashion?' " One of the many Eddie jokes that's stayed in my head for years.
I bet we could make a list of at least 20 things he frequently mentions actually. I quite like it since he often uses it to refer back to an older show, giving you a kind of "oh" feeling, which just happens to be a reference to one of his shows! ^^
@mcgigglish: wanted to reply, but accidentally hit spam. Gorram. Anyway, it's true, it is one of the longest-running jokes in my circle of friends; well, along with Pavlov. Anything involving dogs, really. Speaking of doggy-fashion, my Lit prof mentioned something the other day in the similar fashion and I cracked up. And everyone looked at me really weirdly. As per usual.
the catty fashion procreation method is different from the doggy fashion ... the male cat bites the back of the neck of the female cat... this does not happen between dogs... Eddie has not noticed this difference in the two methods! ahaha!
he could've done the cat part better by slipping in a joke or comment on the fact that male cats have barbs on their penis so it must suck to be a female cat (or something along those lines....heh) overall though great joke even though it takes a little journey getting to the punchline for the poor salmon many fish and some insects have crazy mating habits and then there's seahorses in which the male gets pregnant rather than the female...
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after watching about 3 hours worth of footage with eddie izzard i've realised he must have some kind of obsession with jam.
i have no idea how many times i have watched this video! i loooooooooooooove it!!
eddie's humour rocks! !
I wonder how the conversation with the anglerfish went.
The salmon procreation technique oddly sounds like the story of my own sex life.
Doplhins: Anywhere you want, anytime you want, consent optional, cross specie procreation is encouraged
Definite article is one of my favorite of Eddies work
I'm surprised that people didn't catch on to the "woo-woo" joke at 0:26! The sheer genius of that left me in awe.
+Leenu Tehlan
Well, explain it.
Leenu Tehlan I don't get it
Its just dogs barking
...and you've missed the absolutely hilarious punchline to this:
"and the salmon say 'couldn't we just do it doggie-fashion?' "
One of the many Eddie jokes that's stayed in my head for years.
One of his best routines, hands down.
Its not the best LAID plans...
+therasound Nor the best laid plan of mice or men
I bet we could make a list of at least 20 things he frequently mentions actually. I quite like it since he often uses it to refer back to an older show, giving you a kind of "oh" feeling, which just happens to be a reference to one of his shows! ^^
"Then you drop down dead HA!"
"...can't we just do it doggie fashion?"
wtf man you put the whole build up then cut the punchline off the end?! D:
you cut the best bit;
"you salmon piss me off, your too expensive in restaurants that your problem."
and the follow up "No not for you salmon, you've pissed us off....you're too expensive in supermarkets"
"as long as we get guilt in there we really don't care..." HAHAHA so true....
Eddie is the very very best. Can't wait to see him LIVE in Vegas, at Caesars ( the hotel not the Dog Food) LOL
"....Be careful of the airlock!"
Superbbbbbbbbbb
jam because it's short for james mason?
ShabbaDabb No mate
why no punch line?
"As long as you've got guilt in there, we don't care"
What's with the man and flip charts? "- D
imagining Eddie as GOD !for that i'd stop beliving in the big bang!
I'm procrastinating :)
"... well, I've built a space rocket out of jam..."
After the 27 day thing, I bet you feel salmon like?
He missed out on the fact that salmon mutate into hideous monsters before mating and dropping down dead. It really is weird
At about 3:16, it sounds like he actually starts to laugh!
Cross between Claire balding and pink
So mice are Irish?
odd place to end it
DOGGIE FASHION!!!
as long as you can get guilt in there...!
02:12 giraff 😂02:51 salmon
Watch out for the airlock! LMAO!
Missed out best part
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@mcgigglish: wanted to reply, but accidentally hit spam. Gorram. Anyway, it's true, it is one of the longest-running jokes in my circle of friends; well, along with Pavlov. Anything involving dogs, really. Speaking of doggy-fashion, my Lit prof mentioned something the other day in the similar fashion and I cracked up. And everyone looked at me really weirdly. As per usual.
Thats not the kind of head the mantis was expecting@@!!@@
@Gznaba I guess you can say *puts on sunglasses* the got Killed In Action!
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
Its not as harsh as octopus mating.
the catty fashion procreation method is different from the doggy fashion ... the male cat bites the back of the neck of the female cat... this does not happen between dogs... Eddie has not noticed this difference in the two methods! ahaha!
as long as we get GUILT in there somewhere . . .
Yeah, that one is hilarious too:)
could be worse - could be the Black Widow...
yours is doggy fashion
we invented it
I know and its caught on BIG TIME LOL
lol salmon got a raw deal XD
The male seahorse gets knocked up by the female...oddly....then he fertilizes the eggs and carries them till they hatch...Damn nature you scary..
i thought i was the only one.... ))))
Only if the female is starved, which is not always all the time.
Space rocket made of jam...
Hahahahahahaha
thats why chocolates were invented !
...any way, chin up : )
hahaha poor samins xD
...HA!
haha yeah xD
catty!!!
and you drop down dead. HA!
)))
he could've done the cat part better by slipping in a joke or comment on the fact that male cats have barbs on their penis so it must suck to be a female cat (or something along those lines....heh) overall though great joke even though it takes a little journey getting to the punchline for the poor salmon
many fish and some insects have crazy mating habits and then there's seahorses in which the male gets pregnant rather than the female...
cause they like scotish cheese :)
what about catty fashion, roflmao
stop giving away the fucking punchline in the comments
Just don't read the comments before you watch the video. Funnier that way.
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