JAY LENO - HEADLINES!

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  • @joeheid4757
    @joeheid4757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Absolutely hilarious. Miss this segment.

  • @arnoldaguilar8704
    @arnoldaguilar8704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I watched him every night when he was on.

  • @richstrobel
    @richstrobel ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the quote from Randy Moss. Looked for the play and it was amazing.

  • @skyebird3933
    @skyebird3933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Love to watch Jay and headlines for a good laugh. Thanks for posting!

  • @jeffking4176
    @jeffking4176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Cool ❗️. A new batch.
    I love these.
    📻🙂

  • @steverlfs
    @steverlfs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    That's what a late night host is like! Haven't watched any of those modern hosts since he left.

    • @vforvendettaMA
      @vforvendettaMA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leno watches and like them. *shrugs*

    • @JasonFlorida
      @JasonFlorida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Leno was the best!

  • @hijodelaisla275
    @hijodelaisla275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Hey, I'm getting tired" cracked me up. Jay has a wee streak of black humor.

  • @tomgraves6463
    @tomgraves6463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My name is Tom, and I approve this video. 👍

  • @duranfanvr882
    @duranfanvr882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Another new Leno headlines segment that I've never seen before, thanks for uploading this!!!

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love watching the Jay Leno headlines. I didn't know the other people on late night. No I don't mind just watching the monologue of late night and sometimes the political comedy satire gets old but I just think of it as stress relief. But it's always nice to go back and listen to Jay. It's a good perk you up😅😅

  • @SpaceAceInSubSpace
    @SpaceAceInSubSpace ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We always support the other guy!

  • @COMPFUNK2
    @COMPFUNK2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:52-4:33 - That one has always been one of my all-time favorites.

    • @JasonSmith-vj1de
      @JasonSmith-vj1de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not only was the robber an idiot but the cashier did some quick thinking when the robber asked for the scotch.

    • @TangoWolf09
      @TangoWolf09 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Shoutout to the cashier who had the colossal cajones to demand to see ID from someone who just robbed them at gunpoint.

  • @josephsullivan775
    @josephsullivan775 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Back when we could laugh at ourselves without everyone getting all pc and upset

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I could imagine goths at a holiday party topping their tree with a headstone. 🌲 🪦

  • @stantaylor3350
    @stantaylor3350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I miss Jay. Haven't watched any of the late night talking heads since Jay was let go.

    • @jamiedoughty6703
      @jamiedoughty6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You haven't missed anything.

    • @jeancorriveau8686
      @jeancorriveau8686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too. I miss Jay. Funny and a man with class.

  • @brianwilson5393
    @brianwilson5393 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    And no political crap mentioned or social media..... what a difference it makes. Now everyone knows everything about everything

  • @rachelredden6682
    @rachelredden6682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love going to Dildo Days every year. It always makes me feel good.

  • @leahshaw1447
    @leahshaw1447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I loved Johnny Carson and I love Jay Leno. Haven't watched any of the late night hosts since. The ones on TV now are not funny and idiots.

  • @largemember
    @largemember 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:22 CMON JAY!!!...its a slice of Lemon!!!!....DUH!

  • @PilpelAvital
    @PilpelAvital 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He could make fun of people - and of politicians - without anybody thinking any joke about blacks is "racist" or any joke about a politician is "biased."

  • @megadethmofo2001
    @megadethmofo2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    8 minutes...funnier than Stephen Colbert's entire career.

  • @nancykolonich2531
    @nancykolonich2531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yay...new ones

  • @jimScienceNerd
    @jimScienceNerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Miss these. Headlines were always my favorites. I had a couple VCR tapes full of them. Weren't these on Mondays?

    • @christopherdunne7848
      @christopherdunne7848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. “It’s Monday night, time for Headlines!”

  • @Votedjt2024
    @Votedjt2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really love feak news late night show jay Leno

  • @patrickwilson3990
    @patrickwilson3990 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Looks like the candy cane bear sings "We wish you a Merry Christmas"

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
    @Fatherofheroesandheroines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    But I voted for the ..Other Guy

  • @cavspunk08
    @cavspunk08 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that festival must draw a large female crowd

  • @toyman9642
    @toyman9642 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dildo Days...there's a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.

  • @MrTValleyguy
    @MrTValleyguy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm in the process of getting licensed to serve alcohol so the story about the liquor store clerk who wouldn't give the armed robber a bottle of scotch without proof of age made me laugh. 😊

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh my gosh. I sold Alcohol for nine years and as long as I can get my hands on a Ukulele and a tin cup, I will never go back!

  • @revinevan87
    @revinevan87 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Hmm. Haven't seen this one.

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:35 It's like The Fates chose to conceal her identity! 😲

  • @eddietigre6233
    @eddietigre6233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The bank robber wasn't so much an Idiot, as the teller was a genius. I hope I got the expression right

  • @ThatsViews
    @ThatsViews 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Many of those "accidental" double entendre headlines? They were deliberate. I worked as a sub-editor and yeah. We have minds like sewers!

  •  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Your cow is gone !!"🤪

  • @philippliskin9196
    @philippliskin9196 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There’s a place in LA called Joe’s Shoes & Coffee

  • @markrodriguez9442
    @markrodriguez9442 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The show them the license made me laugh. Stupid criminal.

  • @burtonwilliams5355
    @burtonwilliams5355 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I MISS LENO!

  • @grf15
    @grf15 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Gave the cashier his driver's license. Yikes! He deserves jail for that smooth move.

  • @mikez.6309
    @mikez.6309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly if I were Leno the sender would have had to explain the "eggs" one to me before I passed it on to the audience. But, that's why I'm not Leno.

  • @jimpomac
    @jimpomac ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dildo is a Town in Newfoundland, it is about 28 miles from Come-by-chance !

  • @afriend9428
    @afriend9428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *New openings for gynecologists Ha! ha! ha! What does that even mean?!?* 💡

    • @brianstewart3897
      @brianstewart3897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They went to the Dildo Days festival.

    • @ciderfan823
      @ciderfan823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gynecologists look at "openings" for their job.
      Double entendre

  • @JLvatron
    @JLvatron 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    6:11 Isn't the dentist a Smothers Brother?

  • @daveriley6310
    @daveriley6310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    C'mon, Jay. The Teddy Bear has no hands. Anyway, he's from Dildo, Newfoundland.

  • @TheBrowncoat2112
    @TheBrowncoat2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Back when late night tv hosts were actually funny and not political activists masquerading as entertainers.

    • @biff5856
      @biff5856 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah. A milestone in understatement.

    • @SYLFan2008
      @SYLFan2008 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Awwwww....you angry, quntie?

    • @d.s.parentsr6502
      @d.s.parentsr6502 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You're deluding yourself. The Clinton and/or Bush jokes were a nightly recurrence. The difference now is that they make fun of Trump and many people have been radicalized toward him and have an emotional attachment to his image. Don't be one of them.

    • @TheBrowncoat2112
      @TheBrowncoat2112 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ not delusional at all. The old time late night shows’ humor was at least mostly good natured. Now it’s name calling and essentially telling their audiences how to vote.

  • @mikeorclem
    @mikeorclem ปีที่แล้ว +4

    dildo days...sounds like a pain in the ///////

  • @powerengineer1
    @powerengineer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There is a community in the Canadian province of Newfoundland Called Dildo. Been there for hundreds of years. I am sure they are use to the jokes.

    • @ciderfan823
      @ciderfan823 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Particularly considering one of the things on the poster was related to the church, if I saw correctly.

  • @jefolson6989
    @jefolson6989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jay's problem was he was #1 for 30 years. He HAD TO GO!

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jay's wife wouldn't like furniture shopping? You kinda think of house & homey stuff as a girl thing while interest in specialty car parts are a guy thing. A tire and furniture store would thus be a great choice for hetero couples!

  • @SimplyTakuma
    @SimplyTakuma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    06:55 Kev 🤣

  • @MichelleNghi
    @MichelleNghi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like toilet ⛳⛳⛳ golf

  • @AndrewVelonis
    @AndrewVelonis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How many times is he going to show the Dildo Days ad?

  • @Chainsawslots
    @Chainsawslots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does he always put some aside? Why not just pick the best ones in advance?

    • @JustinEvitable80
      @JustinEvitable80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He doesn't always know how much time he has.

    • @jamesnielsen3674
      @jamesnielsen3674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You read the audience reaction, then choose accordingly.

  • @spinandmarty
    @spinandmarty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jay always talked too fast. Half the time his brain is thinking one thing but his mouth stumbles and mumbles with the words that finally come out.

  • @javierbookshadowscontribut6223
    @javierbookshadowscontribut6223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4th comment

  • @DrLumpyDMus
    @DrLumpyDMus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jay milked the joke too much with headlines. They're funny on their own. Jay building them up, stumbling through trying to read them, doing the over excited vaudeville comic takes etc...That all distracts from the comedy inherent in the headline.
    Let the headline be funny.