I love watching the Jay Leno headlines. I didn't know the other people on late night. No I don't mind just watching the monologue of late night and sometimes the political comedy satire gets old but I just think of it as stress relief. But it's always nice to go back and listen to Jay. It's a good perk you up😅😅
He could make fun of people - and of politicians - without anybody thinking any joke about blacks is "racist" or any joke about a politician is "biased."
I'm in the process of getting licensed to serve alcohol so the story about the liquor store clerk who wouldn't give the armed robber a bottle of scotch without proof of age made me laugh. 😊
You're deluding yourself. The Clinton and/or Bush jokes were a nightly recurrence. The difference now is that they make fun of Trump and many people have been radicalized toward him and have an emotional attachment to his image. Don't be one of them.
@ not delusional at all. The old time late night shows’ humor was at least mostly good natured. Now it’s name calling and essentially telling their audiences how to vote.
Jay's wife wouldn't like furniture shopping? You kinda think of house & homey stuff as a girl thing while interest in specialty car parts are a guy thing. A tire and furniture store would thus be a great choice for hetero couples!
Jay milked the joke too much with headlines. They're funny on their own. Jay building them up, stumbling through trying to read them, doing the over excited vaudeville comic takes etc...That all distracts from the comedy inherent in the headline. Let the headline be funny.
Absolutely hilarious. Miss this segment.
I watched him every night when he was on.
I love the quote from Randy Moss. Looked for the play and it was amazing.
Love to watch Jay and headlines for a good laugh. Thanks for posting!
Cool ❗️. A new batch.
I love these.
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That's what a late night host is like! Haven't watched any of those modern hosts since he left.
Leno watches and like them. *shrugs*
Leno was the best!
"Hey, I'm getting tired" cracked me up. Jay has a wee streak of black humor.
My name is Tom, and I approve this video. 👍
Another new Leno headlines segment that I've never seen before, thanks for uploading this!!!
I love watching the Jay Leno headlines. I didn't know the other people on late night. No I don't mind just watching the monologue of late night and sometimes the political comedy satire gets old but I just think of it as stress relief. But it's always nice to go back and listen to Jay. It's a good perk you up😅😅
We always support the other guy!
3:52-4:33 - That one has always been one of my all-time favorites.
Not only was the robber an idiot but the cashier did some quick thinking when the robber asked for the scotch.
Shoutout to the cashier who had the colossal cajones to demand to see ID from someone who just robbed them at gunpoint.
Back when we could laugh at ourselves without everyone getting all pc and upset
I could imagine goths at a holiday party topping their tree with a headstone. 🌲 🪦
I miss Jay. Haven't watched any of the late night talking heads since Jay was let go.
You haven't missed anything.
Me too. I miss Jay. Funny and a man with class.
And no political crap mentioned or social media..... what a difference it makes. Now everyone knows everything about everything
I love going to Dildo Days every year. It always makes me feel good.
I loved Johnny Carson and I love Jay Leno. Haven't watched any of the late night hosts since. The ones on TV now are not funny and idiots.
2:22 CMON JAY!!!...its a slice of Lemon!!!!....DUH!
He could make fun of people - and of politicians - without anybody thinking any joke about blacks is "racist" or any joke about a politician is "biased."
8 minutes...funnier than Stephen Colbert's entire career.
Yay...new ones
Miss these. Headlines were always my favorites. I had a couple VCR tapes full of them. Weren't these on Mondays?
Yes. “It’s Monday night, time for Headlines!”
I really love feak news late night show jay Leno
Feak News!
That feaking news lemme tell ya
Looks like the candy cane bear sings "We wish you a Merry Christmas"
But I voted for the ..Other Guy
that festival must draw a large female crowd
Dildo Days...there's a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
I'm in the process of getting licensed to serve alcohol so the story about the liquor store clerk who wouldn't give the armed robber a bottle of scotch without proof of age made me laugh. 😊
Oh my gosh. I sold Alcohol for nine years and as long as I can get my hands on a Ukulele and a tin cup, I will never go back!
Hmm. Haven't seen this one.
0:35 It's like The Fates chose to conceal her identity! 😲
The bank robber wasn't so much an Idiot, as the teller was a genius. I hope I got the expression right
Many of those "accidental" double entendre headlines? They were deliberate. I worked as a sub-editor and yeah. We have minds like sewers!
"Your cow is gone !!"🤪
There’s a place in LA called Joe’s Shoes & Coffee
The show them the license made me laugh. Stupid criminal.
I MISS LENO!
Gave the cashier his driver's license. Yikes! He deserves jail for that smooth move.
Honestly if I were Leno the sender would have had to explain the "eggs" one to me before I passed it on to the audience. But, that's why I'm not Leno.
Dildo is a Town in Newfoundland, it is about 28 miles from Come-by-chance !
*New openings for gynecologists Ha! ha! ha! What does that even mean?!?* 💡
They went to the Dildo Days festival.
Gynecologists look at "openings" for their job.
Double entendre
6:11 Isn't the dentist a Smothers Brother?
C'mon, Jay. The Teddy Bear has no hands. Anyway, he's from Dildo, Newfoundland.
Back when late night tv hosts were actually funny and not political activists masquerading as entertainers.
Oh yeah. A milestone in understatement.
Awwwww....you angry, quntie?
You're deluding yourself. The Clinton and/or Bush jokes were a nightly recurrence. The difference now is that they make fun of Trump and many people have been radicalized toward him and have an emotional attachment to his image. Don't be one of them.
@ not delusional at all. The old time late night shows’ humor was at least mostly good natured. Now it’s name calling and essentially telling their audiences how to vote.
dildo days...sounds like a pain in the ///////
There is a community in the Canadian province of Newfoundland Called Dildo. Been there for hundreds of years. I am sure they are use to the jokes.
Particularly considering one of the things on the poster was related to the church, if I saw correctly.
Jay's problem was he was #1 for 30 years. He HAD TO GO!
Jay's wife wouldn't like furniture shopping? You kinda think of house & homey stuff as a girl thing while interest in specialty car parts are a guy thing. A tire and furniture store would thus be a great choice for hetero couples!
06:55 Kev 🤣
I like toilet ⛳⛳⛳ golf
How many times is he going to show the Dildo Days ad?
Why does he always put some aside? Why not just pick the best ones in advance?
He doesn't always know how much time he has.
You read the audience reaction, then choose accordingly.
Jay always talked too fast. Half the time his brain is thinking one thing but his mouth stumbles and mumbles with the words that finally come out.
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Jay milked the joke too much with headlines. They're funny on their own. Jay building them up, stumbling through trying to read them, doing the over excited vaudeville comic takes etc...That all distracts from the comedy inherent in the headline.
Let the headline be funny.