I spat my drink out over your comment. I was thinking the exact same thing! I find if you just nod and smile it all makes perfect sense. For the life of me I have no idea why I subbed to this channel so long ago but I'm still here. Next week making a mattress look like a giant block of wood.
**museum curator 10,000 years in the future** "And here we have a very rare artifact from the Uri age. This is known to be used when leprechauns would vacation to visit and stay over night after their drinking parties. It is unknown what happened to the rest of the hostel, but it is believed to have been moved to fairy land"
How about 'Putting a lot of effort into a trivial improvement of a bad idea.' Like polishing an actual wooden mattress to make it more comfortable, instead of getting a normal mattress.
Ah, the old fraze 'polishing the wooden mattress'... yeeeesssss... i recall it... Yeeess... It ment: 'getting the bed ready for lovemaking while your partner's libido is similar to tree's libido so that you aren't capable to imagine her/him getting anywhere near being 'hot' unless you would dump him/her into the furnace which you wish.' The old, beautiful saying indeed...
Uri, you are truly one of a kind. No one on TH-cam has your creative genius. I once called you a mad scientist and I meant it most affectionately I assure you. I love your creations and enjoy them immensely.
@@urituchmanpigeon Don't worry Uri, you seem to be a real down to earth guy, not one of those photo shopped "perfect" celebrities who we all know are just as human as the rest of us. You seem to be a good guy and you have real talent! Keep it up! -Your friend from America
I love how you always seem to spend more time making the tools to make whatever you're making, than you spend making the item haha. Awesome channel, love your work!
This is the exact type of Uri madness I'm here for. Also, you've taken your editing and camera skills up a whole bunch of notches. Superb, my good friend.
It's really cool, I've studied machining and welding and if it wasn't for the types of techniques that Uri uses, there would have been no precision lathes, mills, or anything. From a historical standpoint, he has literally gone from late Reniassance to early Industrial age on his channel. I'm actually in the process of building my own hobby based machine shop and if you pair the techniques Uri shows with 3d printing you can make pretty much anything.
Lieber Herr Tuchmann, Ihre Arbeit ist eine unendliche Inspiration. Vielen Dank für Ihre Mühe und dass Sie Ihre Werke und deren Entstehung so sympathisch und unprätentiös teilen. Danke!
Your delightfully strange approach to beautiful craftsmanship is why this channel is one of my favorites. Just when I'm thinking this must be a toy for a child or something, you hang it on your wall with a perfectly sized backing plate. Keep the madness coming my friend.
Would love to see an wooden pillow, or an wavy planket thats partial folded back. like the looks of fabrics and stuff that where carved to look like it
I wish I could give you 10 thumbs up. You show us that brilliance can be funny and fun. You could have just made a video making a tool. But your genius goes so far beyond by carving a mattress from maple. Showing what and how the tool is used for. You are by far the most enjoyable and educational TH-camr on my subscriptions list. I never know what your next video will be but I know I will love it. Thank you so much for making me remember to learn and smile.
Wow Uri! That mattress looks so comfortable, I fell alsleep during your video! Nothing personal. I love you humor. Keep up the good work. Take care my friend.
Brother Weldon to you, there is no question for what you do, I love your hand made projects, they are all great and beautiful, if there are some people making fun or complaining at your projects, it's only because they are so jealous of your talents, why? because they can never make what you have made and what you are about to make, Big WELDON to you brother, may GOD bless you with more talent and wisdom.
I didn't know I needed to know how to carve a wooden matress until your video popped in my recommended feed. But it was oddly satisfying to watch you carve that wooden matress!
Looks a lot better than my thirty year old hand-me-down mattress that I just replaced a couple of years ago. The ENOUGH moment was when a spring sprung and hit me in my then healing tailbone. Life can be strange. You just have to roll with it and occasionally get a new mattress as shown in this video.
@@isaiahcampbell488 We've all have been in that place. Well at least with my last mattress I had a sharp killer spring that went right through the fabric of the thing and every night threatened with cutting my belly. As I didn't had enough money at the time to buy a new one, I just decided to throw it out and slept on the floor for like 2 or 3 months
id watch a video from you without asking questions any day you are like a fine renaissance craftsman i have no reason to question what the master creates
Polishing a wooden mattress was something I thought I would be able to say in my life, but I somehow doubt it will happen. But I am glad someone got to say it!
Dude, you are a genius and so talented. You definitely live outside the box. The stuff that you come up with is crazy. And, your sense of humor is awesome. I freaking love it!!! You, sir, are a true artist. My hats off to you. I am new to your channel. I'm so glad I found it. You definitely inspire me in my own pursuit of making art. Thank you Sir.
I'm genuinely charmed by how absurd you seem to find your own idea. I also really love the parenthetical project-in-a-project where you make the marking gauge.
I know exactly why you carved a mattress, "BECAUSE YOU CAN"!! Great video, it ranks right up there with the one you did about the picture with the moving eyes...
I see... this the perfect project for when you feel a “little tired” from all the big projects in your small workshop. . . Never mind I’ll just sit here quietly and not ask any questions.
"don't ask any questions"
yeah I stopped that a long time ago
xD
I have seen this man carve a hairy foot. In comparison a mattress sounds perfectly normal
DO NOT ASK. trust in Tuchman! 3:10 I love it when shavings are so thin you can see the tool through them!
I spat my drink out over your comment. I was thinking the exact same thing! I find if you just nod and smile it all makes perfect sense. For the life of me I have no idea why I subbed to this channel so long ago but I'm still here. Next week making a mattress look like a giant block of wood.
Yeah most other cases I woulda questioned that a bit more. But with this cat your going to see something impressive and unique.
Finally, I've been looking for a matress wood carving tutorial for months
You've been looking for a mattress wood carving tutorial your whole life. You just didn't know it
Corncob Johnson real
Exactly what we all need.
No I just need to make a bigger one so I can sleep
@@MarquisDeSang No you just needed a shrink ray.
That's probably one of the best carved tiny mattresses with a bird inlay that I've seen in several years.
Wayne Shirey
You can’t have been paying attention, they’re all over TH-cam if you know where to look. 😉
@Marcus Maloney No, I can't. I've tried and tried, but it's just not in my nature.
They don’t make em like they used to
You have to admire the dedication of a craftsman who handmakes a marking gauge for a small project.
That sort of thing goes with the creative territory.
Eighteen videos from now he'll make a frame and headboard for that and everyone will go "OHHHH YEAAAAHHHH I remember when he made that!"
ultrageneric we need to get this comment seen
One day in the future someone will find your obscure works and collapse into existential crisis while trying to find their hidden purpose.
Archaologist: "It must've been ceremonial"
@@OutOfNamesToChoose
That's what they say about every unexplainable artefact they find. Source: culturual anthropology class back in University.
"Religion did it".
it is a fertility icon, used by priests. _clearly_
**museum curator 10,000 years in the future** "And here we have a very rare artifact from the Uri age. This is known to be used when leprechauns would vacation to visit and stay over night after their drinking parties. It is unknown what happened to the rest of the hostel, but it is believed to have been moved to fairy land"
There's a small wooden man in my home who has been sleeping in some hay and complaining it was 'not wood enough'. He'd love this
I was just wondering when someone was going to carve a mattress in maple. And, here it is. Now, you need to do a willow pillow.
@Zerodovah or bamboo... oh wait, somebody already did that...
Video starts* "Don't ask any questions"
- Aight. This is gonna be good.
jo ertu islenskur
"Polishing the wooden mattress" sounds like a euphamism for something... I'm just not sure what for...
I get the same feeling, anyone got ideas?
Idk, washing your hands with a bar of soap maybe
How about 'Putting a lot of effort into a trivial improvement of a bad idea.'
Like polishing an actual wooden mattress to make it more comfortable, instead of getting a normal mattress.
Ah, the old fraze 'polishing the wooden mattress'... yeeeesssss... i recall it... Yeeess... It ment: 'getting the bed ready for lovemaking while your partner's libido is similar to tree's libido so that you aren't capable to imagine her/him getting anywhere near being 'hot' unless you would dump him/her into the furnace which you wish.' The old, beautiful saying indeed...
@@curvy4655
You, Sir, are a genius! I will make sure to use this expression, with the sense you gave it, from now on!
Uri, you are truly one of a kind. No one on TH-cam has your creative genius. I once called you a mad scientist and I meant it most affectionately I assure you. I love your creations and enjoy them immensely.
A mini lathe, a mini hammer and chisel, now a mini mattress. You are living with handyman smurf, aren't you?
Doll house?
😀😁😂 maybe he is there slave
They are called "Pumuckl" over here :D
I guess that would make me Gargamel, which is fitting considering the dimensions of my nose.
@@urituchmanpigeon
Don't worry Uri, you seem to be a real down to earth guy, not one of those photo shopped "perfect" celebrities who we all know are just as human as the rest of us. You seem to be a good guy and you have real talent! Keep it up!
-Your friend from America
I love how you always seem to spend more time making the tools to make whatever you're making, than you spend making the item haha. Awesome channel, love your work!
Can you imagine walking into this workshop for the first time and finding all of these custom tools and inventions??
Without a doubt the most exquisite maple mattress I have ever seen. You are such a breath of fresh air to the world. Keep on keepin’ on.
I love your videos for that! You dont need a reason to make something. You are making something because you want to make it.
This is the exact type of Uri madness I'm here for. Also, you've taken your editing and camera skills up a whole bunch of notches. Superb, my good friend.
I love how you make your tools just so you can make your projects.
It’s interesting to see how you work.
It's really cool, I've studied machining and welding and if it wasn't for the types of techniques that Uri uses, there would have been no precision lathes, mills, or anything. From a historical standpoint, he has literally gone from late Reniassance to early Industrial age on his channel. I'm actually in the process of building my own hobby based machine shop and if you pair the techniques Uri shows with 3d printing you can make pretty much anything.
Lieber Herr Tuchmann, Ihre Arbeit ist eine unendliche Inspiration. Vielen Dank für Ihre Mühe und dass Sie Ihre Werke und deren Entstehung so sympathisch und unprätentiös teilen. Danke!
Mate I love the way your mind works just keep the videos coming ,I really look forward to seeing them. cheers from Australia.
This is absolutely hands-down the best miniature mattress wood carving video I have ever seen. And the funniest.
The fun is to make the tool for the project , sometimes you learn more making the tool than the project itself . Great video !
This kind of madness... I mean mattress I do appreciate!
Regards,
Etna.
Your delightfully strange approach to beautiful craftsmanship is why this channel is one of my favorites. Just when I'm thinking this must be a toy for a child or something, you hang it on your wall with a perfectly sized backing plate. Keep the madness coming my friend.
I miss the old intros, when he used to greet us with the "good morning,my good friends ".
Ah you never fail to bring a smile to my lips.
Would love to see an wooden pillow, or an wavy planket thats partial folded back.
like the looks of fabrics and stuff that where carved to look like it
I was thinking along these lines too.
Now, would it need to be Poplar for the pillow and Birch for the blanket to go with the Maple mattress? 😂
THAT'S AMAZING! Constantly amazed by the amount of pride you put into just the tools to make the final product!
I wish I could give you 10 thumbs up. You show us that brilliance can be funny and fun. You could have just made a video making a tool. But your genius goes so far beyond by carving a mattress from maple. Showing what and how the tool is used for. You are by far the most enjoyable and educational TH-camr on my subscriptions list. I never know what your next video will be but I know I will love it. Thank you so much for making me remember to learn and smile.
"So, I wonder what Uri..."
"Don't.. don't ask any questions"
"But... ok"
*2 minutes later*
"BUT...!??!?"
The simplest of ideas turn into one of a kind of an art piece.
Im watching while working in a bed shop in Australia.
You have improved at least 7 mins of my day.
That tiny mattress looks unbelievably comfortable. It appears to be plush & cuddly! Great piece!
Uri your madness is truly inspirational to behold
The world has longed for this. Thank you
Wow Uri! That mattress looks so comfortable, I fell alsleep during your video! Nothing personal. I love you humor. Keep up the good work. Take care my friend.
Brother Weldon to you, there is no question for what you do, I love your hand made projects, they are all great and beautiful, if there are some people making fun or complaining at your projects, it's only because they are so jealous of your talents, why? because they can never make what you have made and what you are about to make, Big WELDON to you brother, may GOD bless you with more talent and wisdom.
Fascinatingly eccentric videos that I can't stop watching. Thank you Uri, the world needs more people like you.
You know it’s gonna be a good video when it starts with “don’t ask question”
If you can think it, you can make it. Uri please keep making videos like this. They are awesome and I always enjoy watching you work
"hey Uri what's up?"
"Can't talk now, I'm polish my miniature wooden mattress."
Awesome! Will you make a tiny 4 poster bed to put it on?
Uri, Uri, Uri, you are a mad genius and I love it!
Can't wait for the next video.
I didn't know I needed to know how to carve a wooden matress until your video popped in my recommended feed. But it was oddly satisfying to watch you carve that wooden matress!
"Is not perfect but, is a mattress"
What?? How is that not perfect??
Looks a lot better than my thirty year old hand-me-down mattress that I just replaced a couple of years ago. The ENOUGH moment was when a spring sprung and hit me in my then healing tailbone. Life can be strange. You just have to roll with it and occasionally get a new mattress as shown in this video.
@@isaiahcampbell488 We've all have been in that place.
Well at least with my last mattress I had a sharp killer spring that went right through the fabric of the thing and every night threatened with cutting my belly.
As I didn't had enough money at the time to buy a new one, I just decided to throw it out and slept on the floor for like 2 or 3 months
@@AbrahamMorales Been there. It builds character. Peace and love.
Your creativity and genius never cease to amaze me. I love this channel
I really needed that. Such a wonderful calming experience to watch you carve a mattress. It's really stress relieving!
This is why I love your work Uri, never fails to be amusing and novel :D
id watch a video from you without asking questions any day you are like a fine renaissance craftsman i have no reason to question what the master creates
This would have been amazing to play with in a doll house when I played with dolls! Love it!
Of all things. Stuff like this never gets old and love watching it.
Pure creativity. Of all my TH-cam subscriptions, this one is number one!!
Uri Tuchman has begun a mysterious construction!
Always keep'em guessing Uri... Juts keep doing what you do...
I missed you Uri! Nice to see your face again. And, great video! No questions needed!
Polishing a wooden mattress was something I thought I would be able to say in my life, but I somehow doubt it will happen. But I am glad someone got to say it!
Dude, you are a genius and so talented. You definitely live outside the box. The stuff that you come up with is crazy. And, your sense of humor is awesome. I freaking love it!!! You, sir, are a true artist. My hats off to you. I am new to your channel. I'm so glad I found it. You definitely inspire me in my own pursuit of making art. Thank you Sir.
really loving that you started the video with "don't ask any questions"
Uri, you are on the way to carve a complete -small- house with furnitures and decoration.
I'm genuinely charmed by how absurd you seem to find your own idea.
I also really love the parenthetical project-in-a-project where you make the marking gauge.
I know exactly why you carved a mattress, "BECAUSE YOU CAN"!! Great video, it ranks right up there with the one you did about the picture with the moving eyes...
This is a great idea for a book cover that you should read when you can't sleep :D
Great craftsmanship and detail, well done.
You're a fuxkin' legend, brother!!!
You never cease to bring a smile to my face.
Thank you for sharing your quirk.
Have you ever thought about doing a collaboration with @BobbyDukeArts ?
Sure that's a great idea that will be great for channels popularity. Let's start rallying people.
Wewed n't that be great!!!
After this, nothing else mattress. Love it!
this is some fine unintentional ASMR. Got mesmerized throughout the whole process
Waiting a month between video posts.. worth it! You are an artist my friend.
I bet someone could make a sick beat out of all the noises in this video 😂
Damn it I am already so busy but you have got this idea in my head now
I could make a sick bed out of the mattress
Friggin Boom Toys yesssssss do it
@@FrigginBoomToys do it bro. Make sure you come back and comment on this to let us know when the masterpiece is ready for our peasant ears
I love everything about this dude
Uri back at making feel us inept again! Been long time!)
Insane, wonderfully insanity, stay well my friend ♥️
We all know that one person who would say this mattress still too soft.
6:18... I almost pissed myself 😂
I love wood carvings like this
That would have made a wonderful little box with just a little more work but for what it is, it's wonderful. Well done.
This is the best content we could ever ask for
it looks like a goofy phone case. that's a compliment, well done!
Ignore the haters. I subscribed because of the very fine craftsmanship and skill not necessarily oddities created by them. Great work
More than half of what you do doesn't make sense to me. But I really enjoy watching your videos. Excellent humor.
You are a master craftsman. Great work and great video.
Thanks so much. Love all your videos and really enjoy watching you make a new tool for the project you're working on.
if figured it out. you are the best parts of alec steel, click spring and bobby duke arts. all combined into one awesome youtuber!
What a charming idea!! A mattress out of wood!! Brilliant!!
I see... this the perfect project for when you feel a “little tired” from all the big projects in your small workshop. . . Never mind I’ll just sit here quietly and not ask any questions.
And I kept expecting you to say "this video sponsored by Casper Mattresses."
I mean, c'mon, perfect sponsor for a carved mattress.
Very satisfying video
I’ve seen two videos from your channel but now I’m hooked, thank you
Always looking forward to your releases @uri! Your new camera looks great BTW!
when a borrower has a bad back .......... loving the use of ode to joy too ...well done.
Still I have one question- why i think that this thing would make perfect smartphone cover?!
your ending montages never disappoint
It's official Uri. I will seriously watch you make anything. LOL
You, Sir, are a genius!
Slightly demented, but a genius none the less!
Your videos always make me feel better :)
I missed you and your crazy projects. Thanks 👍
It's Beautiful Uri!
This brings a whole new meaning to having a “rest slab”
The rest slab is the key to your problems
You are something else! No questions asked.
Well! You are fantastic! I am always impressed by your work ... I grow cider trees in south west England..
Oh, good! Finally the tutorial I was looking for. Thanks Uri!
Nice craftsmanship.