This chicken has a secret up its sleeve

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  • @wayneshirey6999
    @wayneshirey6999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    I was beginning to think 2021 would be one of those years without a chicken leg dagger video, but this may well be the best one I've ever seen.

    • @pottersmiles7238
      @pottersmiles7238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @Ephunker89
      @Ephunker89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It is a Christmas miracle!

    • @richardherbert1375
      @richardherbert1375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not a dagger, it's a Bradawl ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradawl ).

    • @robertlangley258
      @robertlangley258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@richardherbert1375 ……it’s OK, we like dagger just as well……. smarmy pants 🙂

    • @faustzanuff
      @faustzanuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Uri’s chicken leg dagger video will definitely be near the top of my “25 best chicken leg dagger videos of 2021” compilation, agreed

  • @paradigmcustomscales7832
    @paradigmcustomscales7832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Is it possible to complete the set with other items such as a letter opener, fountain pen, comb, brush, hand mirror and have it all concealed in a whole chicken that looks ready to serve?

    • @quinbee_creates
      @quinbee_creates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was reading this and thought, "YES! I need a bacon letter opener!" And then I finished the rest of the comment. The whole-chicken idea is... I'm not going to say "better" because bacon, duh, but better thought out. Now I'm off to Amazon to see if bacon letter openers are a thing.

    • @viniciusoberziner2308
      @viniciusoberziner2308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Please make the chicken megazord

    • @MonsterPumpkin
      @MonsterPumpkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats a excellent idea very much hope Uri sees and makes this

    • @Filiaris1
      @Filiaris1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uii

    • @heikkilevanto5929
      @heikkilevanto5929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes! The famous Swiss Army Chicken!

  • @matthewb8229
    @matthewb8229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "What are you...carrying...?" "Just a simple chicken leg. It most certainly does not contain a dagger." "Well, I should hope not." Narrator: But it DID contain a dagger

    • @edwarddrost5299
      @edwarddrost5299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TSA: Anything to declare?
      Me: Just a wooden chicken leg art piece.
      TSA: You may board the plane.

  • @msx80
    @msx80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Do you realize that this is very probably the best chicken leg dagger ever made by an human being

    • @danholland2512
      @danholland2512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's definitely in my top eight of best chicken leg daggers made by an human being

    • @robertlangley258
      @robertlangley258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@danholland2512 dang!, it was in my top three.😁

    • @brandyw.8034
      @brandyw.8034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is possibly the worst chicken leg dagger ever made. 🙃

    • @SAHBfan
      @SAHBfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean, made by an ‘uman bean?

  • @ZenSpider40
    @ZenSpider40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Up next, a steam powered corn cob Gatling gun

  • @disklamer
    @disklamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Asking "why?" is obviously futile. Well done!

    • @Rsama60
      @Rsama60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The answer to the why is - because.

    • @0815Skorpio
      @0815Skorpio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      more like why not?

    • @maxximumb
      @maxximumb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think the important question is what weaponry will be hidden in the other chicken cuts?

    • @disklamer
      @disklamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@maxximumb My money is on Derringer wings

    • @robertlangley258
      @robertlangley258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because he can, silly britches.

  • @TheSockMonkeyGuy
    @TheSockMonkeyGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This makes me think about the term "lamb shank" in a whole different way... 🤔

  • @joonashannila8751
    @joonashannila8751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Uri's awkward moments only make his personality even better. Awesome guy!

  • @lunaticfringe6173
    @lunaticfringe6173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Pretty perfectly polished poultry poker

  • @Grumpyneanderthal
    @Grumpyneanderthal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Grabbing the hot cut-off rod was priceless......."Jesus!!!" ...the combination of creativity, artistry, genuine antics and realism are unparalleled......... Well Done!!

  • @ibaitamayo2506
    @ibaitamayo2506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Can’t wait for the full build of “Salmonella” the assassin chicken.

  • @BallparkFrankenstein
    @BallparkFrankenstein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You create the most irreverent items with the most incredible, beautiful craftsmanship. It's such a power move. Love this chanel Uri. There's always a new surprise.

  • @connorhutchinson9615
    @connorhutchinson9615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The chicken leg dagger truly is the only fitting way for 2021 to come to a close. Anything else just would not work.

  • @TheIncredibleJounan
    @TheIncredibleJounan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    If I ever come across my own chicken leg dagger.. I will make a little plaque for it and display it and when people ask me about it I will either tell them that this is a classic chicken leg dagger that assassins used. They brought it and stealthily put it on their plate and people didn't think much about it, back then we didn't have as bright lights at home.. and the assassin could kill someone and have the weapon wheeled away and you would never know that it was them. Very popular during the 1700's southern Sweden.
    OR
    I will tell them about the time when duelling was still in fashion, but there was a temporary ban on swords due a king that was a bit odd in the head. So while duelling wasn't illegal swords and even weapons were. This made things difficult for nobility and to get past the ban they fashioned chicken leg daggers. This is a smaller one of course, but they came in bigger sizes too but those can only be found in museums. This was under the rule Sigismund III Vasa for about 20 years, making these extraordinarily rare.

  • @AdelardRen
    @AdelardRen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love the way your mind works, and your creations are amazing!

  • @jakelevinson7802
    @jakelevinson7802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Miss read the title as “ my first chicken leg dagger” which implied you were going to be making more and I got pretty concerned

    • @bl4cksp1d3r
      @bl4cksp1d3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Incoming: a whole chicken dagger arsenal

  • @MartinPaulsen87
    @MartinPaulsen87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine if a disaster happened in Germany tomorrow. I bet some people would be extremely confused going through the rubbles years later and finding Uris inventions

  • @JrgPt96
    @JrgPt96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Now there's only the rest of the roast chicken Christmas dinner left.

  • @jakemeyer8188
    @jakemeyer8188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You good sir, are a mad genius. I'm pretty sure the story behind the idea of a chicken leg dagger is at least as good as the dagger itself.

  • @dudethatsnotok7334
    @dudethatsnotok7334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why I watch other TH-cam makers: skilled workers making interesting projects, cut together in a satisfying way
    why I watch Uri Tuchman: that, but with *grabs hot thing* "OoOoh Jesus!"

  • @jamesbarisitz4794
    @jamesbarisitz4794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You're one of a kind. The new shop is filling out nicely. Merry Christmas!

  • @SeraphimKnight
    @SeraphimKnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now you can tell your enemies "I've got a bone to pick with you!" before stabbing them.

  • @ericpaisley8501
    @ericpaisley8501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Turkey leg Dirk next? Ham hock messer? Venison Haunch side sword? THE POSSIBILITIES!!!!

    • @daviddeming218
      @daviddeming218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      reminds me of the Puttermesser Papers

  • @brucetrick
    @brucetrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always love your builds, functional art. Thank you and keep up the great work!!

  • @mori2626
    @mori2626 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your videos and also that you include your “mistakes” which makes you as a craftsman way more genuine

  • @MyChrisable
    @MyChrisable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I dig all these functional art pieces you are making! The printing press is still one of my favorites!

  • @millions2nette
    @millions2nette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Your craftsmanship is exquisite. Wish I could hire someone like you. I need a new leg made for my harp.

  • @francisjurksaitis
    @francisjurksaitis หลายเดือนก่อน

    I find it really encouraging how you have to do things over and over again until they are good enough!

  • @Enigma-Sapiens
    @Enigma-Sapiens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What a different and very interesting idea and build, thank you, Uri!

  • @samanthadean1083
    @samanthadean1083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well… it’s unique, that’s for sure!!! Awesome job!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻❤️❤️❤️
    Great video for the holidays!!!

  • @NecroDingus
    @NecroDingus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love it. Just as cool and obscure as ever! Keep being yourself! I wish you had videos every day.

  • @steeleanderson1172
    @steeleanderson1172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you bring a chicken to a knife fight 🤣

  • @alienmoonstalker
    @alienmoonstalker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your most delicious build yet.
    Uri's family: "what's that fowl smell?"

  • @abramturner440
    @abramturner440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think everyone filing things is required to frequently switch between files because it feels like you're somehow taking off more material despite the files being equally coarse

  • @alanmuddypaws3865
    @alanmuddypaws3865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now you have to make a smaller one, a pigeon leg dagger!
    Top work as always!

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Next video:
    Cow horn screwdriver
    Pig tail corkscrew
    Dog leg car jack
    Deer antler nunchucks
    Elephant trunk keyboard vacuum

  • @ryangross5446
    @ryangross5446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are my go to guy for bizarre yet detailed works, and youve delivered yet again! Love your videos

  • @jadedblackpill5009
    @jadedblackpill5009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Salvador Dali of wood working and tinkering.

  • @NomadMakes
    @NomadMakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm dying here. The explanation is...... chicken :D
    This is like wood-/metalworking still life. Love the vids. Keep em comming. Cheers.

  • @melody3741
    @melody3741 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how you just casually use the most mind blowing technique for drilling centered holes on round parts that I’ve ever seen

  • @geoffbuss3699
    @geoffbuss3699 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're a strange man, Herr Tuchman. I Love it when a new video from you arrives.

  • @everwoodfurnitureandcabine1153
    @everwoodfurnitureandcabine1153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    now that's what I'm talkin about! love it..

  • @dustinfurby4995
    @dustinfurby4995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now that would make an amazing paper weight letter opener combo if the blade was flat that would make a great desk piece 👍

  • @artfx9
    @artfx9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally found it. Was looking all over the internet for this!

  • @davidkelsey2864
    @davidkelsey2864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was hoping it was free range but alas it was barn made! Uris barn! Exquisite Sir!!! In a world of sameness on TH-cam you are the most refreshing.

  • @tbaker71
    @tbaker71 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chicken wing pen? Thank you for introducing me to the world of hidden chicken part items, tools, accoutrements, etc.

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is definitely *Sandor “the Hound” Clegane’s* 2nd favorite weapon.
    🤣❤️

  • @NicoSmets
    @NicoSmets 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another crazy build. Thank you for sharing. Very entertaining.

  • @douglowe3693
    @douglowe3693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for your creative inspiration! and joy!

  • @Nature-Guardian
    @Nature-Guardian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The John Wick of craftsmanship.

  • @garygrinkevich6971
    @garygrinkevich6971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally an alternative to the "tacticool" EDC pocket cop larper crowd. For the renaissance man that's sophisticated but also potentially capable of hoisting himself into the rafters like a hessian assasin in wait BUT also experienced enough to allow for the confused plausible deniability of a madman eating a chicken wing in the ceiling and jumping from a balcony. brilliant.

  • @TroyDeanOnTheRoad
    @TroyDeanOnTheRoad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holidays must be great at your house. Love it!

  • @theselectiveluddite
    @theselectiveluddite 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That would make quite a nice scribe for layout work :) Cheers from Australia, Uri.

  • @jamesmaddigan8132
    @jamesmaddigan8132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why not... another idiosyncratic project. Thanks for another great video. Happy Holidays!

  • @michaelsinghpurewal
    @michaelsinghpurewal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the realization of the complete lunacy of the "leg shank" sinking in at end .... classic.... don't you ever stop the madness

  • @maximflor
    @maximflor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Must be scary being inside you brain..... Amazing and unique as always. What can be more practical than a chicken leg dagger 😊

    • @Gameboygenius
      @Gameboygenius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'll tell you what can be more practical than a chicken leg dagger. Two chicken leg daggers.

  • @mpm165
    @mpm165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love these designs, so unique! The studio is looking great too

  • @furiousjesus6887
    @furiousjesus6887 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whenever I see a new Uri Tuchman video it brightens my day.

  • @homeyshlitz
    @homeyshlitz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In this episode, Uri shows us that You too can make an over the top hidden stiletto for just a few buk-buk-buk-AWS!

  • @isetta4083
    @isetta4083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uri Tuchman, a role model in work shop safety

  • @ad08star
    @ad08star 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uri's videos always starts with a why and ends on a wow.

  • @chrischapel9165
    @chrischapel9165 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can count on a Uri video being a one of a kind build

  • @ScootyPuff_Jr
    @ScootyPuff_Jr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm more of a building things because I need them kind of guy, but I don't think I'll ever have your mastering over general craftsmanship. Simply stunning.

  • @machinist_matt
    @machinist_matt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Of course! A chicken leg dagger! Makes perfect sense!
    Said no one ever. 🤣😂

  • @gk6993
    @gk6993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A totally unique artistic talent.

  • @onemanandhiswood
    @onemanandhiswood 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You crack me up Uri! So clever and unique, you’re one of a kind!

  • @flatbrokefrank6482
    @flatbrokefrank6482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everyone should have one of these beauties - best wishes to you and your family Uri

  • @skippylippy547
    @skippylippy547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LOL !!!!! 😄 Uri you are c r a z y! ❤

  • @Watcherrye
    @Watcherrye 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the funniest, genius, inventor, artist, that I have ever seen. I am in awe of your work. Thank you.

  • @notumbusbumbus3871
    @notumbusbumbus3871 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best laugh I've had in a long time, and brilliant to boot!

  • @PetterBruland
    @PetterBruland 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uri, thank you! This was a wonderful relaxing fun video. Have a Merry Christmas!

  • @CorrodedSoul
    @CorrodedSoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uri, you're amazing. Thank you for sharing your videos, they always brighten my day. CHICKEN!🐔

  • @SL-cg1vh
    @SL-cg1vh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are a real artist !!! you make me feel someting just buy bulding this fake chiken/dagger .... a feeling i don't know yet wath it is because you are so much ahead of your time , but i felt it .
    Keep that flow alive , tanks for sharing it !!!

  • @joshuaperry4112
    @joshuaperry4112 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Agent Uri-07: Cluck & Dagger.

  • @chrisgenovese8188
    @chrisgenovese8188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wonderful, as always Uri!

  • @patrickulju583
    @patrickulju583 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm totally impressed! I NEVER would've thought I'd watch 202minutes worth of wooden chicken leg concealed dagger video, but I've been proven wrong. Very well done. It's now the newest item on my "I don't need it at all, but I REALLY WANT IT" list.

  • @Kaos6987
    @Kaos6987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing work

  • @jimz748
    @jimz748 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are so weird but as an artist and maker myself I can appreciate that and that is why I like your channel so much!

  • @dogbee
    @dogbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Incredibly entertaining as always, love your shenanigans Mr.Tuchman!

  • @Victoria-jo3wr
    @Victoria-jo3wr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Winner winner chicken...dagger...

  • @PALM311
    @PALM311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So I have a one legged chicken and I was wondering how much it would cost to have a prosthetic made for her?
    She has spent her whole life just walking in a circle and It pains me greatly!

  • @davidegaleotti94
    @davidegaleotti94 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't even ask myself why at this point, I just lay back and watch you create absurd artworks

  • @indie825
    @indie825 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's the prefect gift! Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday's to all.

  • @peternielsen5908
    @peternielsen5908 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You did it again! You amaze me with your skills. I like your work and your sense of humor.

  • @lexshizumdot2115
    @lexshizumdot2115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please, don't change, you're magical :)

  • @jaamachmal
    @jaamachmal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alter....Du hast den besten Schaden den man sich ausdenken kann...Herrlich. Mach bloß weiter. Die Kreationen sind so abgefahren....👍👍👍

  • @murphylhunn
    @murphylhunn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your channel's great, no idea whats coming next

  • @andrewclarkehomeimprovement
    @andrewclarkehomeimprovement 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Surprise and delight. Always enjoyable. Thank you Uri, keep up the excellent work.

  • @kamiochambless2590
    @kamiochambless2590 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing, all your projects are so weird and creative!

  • @alink5918
    @alink5918 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Uri! Something that I didn't know that I wanted, until now!💙

  • @55ATA3
    @55ATA3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video, always fun to see what your mind has come up with.... Be safe and take care, hope you have a great holiday season...

  • @c2rail
    @c2rail 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love watching you work! Love your crazy unique ideas! Best channel on the interwebs! Keep it up Uri! Fan forever! South Texas, USA

  • @ryanwallage7486
    @ryanwallage7486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now I want chicken

  • @markwatters6875
    @markwatters6875 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely marvellous. It is a great pleasure to watch an artisan at work. Thank you for the video. Please have a wonderful Christmas and happy New Year. All the best from an Australian subscriber.

  • @ceetee3513
    @ceetee3513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiii…..it’s about time..lol

  • @leiferickson3183
    @leiferickson3183 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am so glad to see the lathe in action! So nice!

  • @LOKO22Bach
    @LOKO22Bach 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do love me some new uri tuchman video!

  • @Horus9339
    @Horus9339 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought it was a top secret discussion unknown to anyone that Chicken Leg mini fencing will be in the next Olympics. I think fowl play is at hand.

  • @davidfranzkoch9789
    @davidfranzkoch9789 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome piece! Now you can "convince" anybody at the dinner table.

  • @donbarile8916
    @donbarile8916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is no Sanity Clause.
    Merry Christmas, anyway