Jesus vs Spanky

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  • @23catzilla
    @23catzilla 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

    • @JPARnum1
      @JPARnum1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Spanky is the victim

    • @gowdsake7103
      @gowdsake7103 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It is not a crime

    • @johnrap7203
      @johnrap7203 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@gowdsake7103wooshhh...

    • @WetDoggo
      @WetDoggo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It's a victimless

    • @Nordicat.
      @Nordicat. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In some places it is.@@gowdsake7103

  • @MileHighInTheSky
    @MileHighInTheSky 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    “Nailed to a boomerang” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nicksykes4575
      @nicksykes4575 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That one gave me a choking fit, that'll teach me to be eating while Eric is laying the smack down!!!

  • @martin2289
    @martin2289 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Imagine going through life with a Sunday school education and being fractally wrong about absolutely everything.

    • @johnrap7203
      @johnrap7203 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "Fractally wrong"
      I LIKE IT!! 👍👍

    • @jr-pn1dt
      @jr-pn1dt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      she couldnt even tell us what moses was told to and not to do

    • @Youtubehater17
      @Youtubehater17 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well numbers of woke are often very "educated", and wrong about everything🤷. Religious, and lefty, nutters are both sadly similar, and there's waaay too many of both of them.

    • @martin2289
      @martin2289 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TH-camhater17 Granted, though it's an apples and oranges situation. There are, of course, "highly educated" nutters on both sides of the political divide who arrive at those positions by various means. I was referring only to a formalized religious indoctrination that inculcates children with ideas that are foundationally erroneous. But thanks for your distractive "whataboutism" and "bothsidesism" that helps to muddy the waters and obscure the original point.

    • @Youtubehater17
      @Youtubehater17 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@martin2289 To refuse "whataboutism", and "bothsiedsism", is a major factor in the increasingly divisive political polarity the U.S. has deteriorated into. Sadly, you're not alone. Any conversation will inevitably incur comparison, and to relegate and denigrate that with some construct "ism" catch- phrase is stupid. Assuming you oppose Trump, I guaranteeyour position as argued will be rife with "whataboutisms" at least.

  • @kfsea
    @kfsea 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Grandma needs to lay off the sauce

  • @SelfPropelledDestiny
    @SelfPropelledDestiny 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    It’s worth pointing out that “the serpent” was never equated to Satan until Milton’s popular Christian fan fiction Paradise Lost had that as a plot point. Now all Christians just take it for granted that it wasn’t the actual snake, but Satan.

    • @leescott3138
      @leescott3138 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Correct. And Satan never originally referred to Lucifer, but rather any person or group of persons considered to be an enemy

    • @seanpierce9386
      @seanpierce9386 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ⁠@@leescott3138 Yes, but eventually “the Satan” became a figure on God’s counsel as a kind of devil’s advocate (ironically before demons were even introduced into the religion). Lucifer is the name of a king unrelated to that figure.

  • @philipkraft9720
    @philipkraft9720 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    At least Spanky seen real.

  • @thesc0tsm4n9
    @thesc0tsm4n9 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The point is like spinning around her head non-stop, even has it's own song by now for the trip as it keeps flying over her head.

  • @auroraboreal261
    @auroraboreal261 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    16:20 cats getting people united

  • @ABSTREKT
    @ABSTREKT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Wtf why did it end at such an unexpectedly wholesome note

    • @planetpeterson2824
      @planetpeterson2824  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Cuz most of these people are super nice they just have totally messed up beliefs

    • @ABSTREKT
      @ABSTREKT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@planetpeterson2824 if only they accepted our lord and saviour Spanky their lives would be saved 🙏

    • @johnrap7203
      @johnrap7203 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don't know. I mean, I've seen him at least...
      I need a sign!
      Spanky, are you the creator? 🤨

    • @shitsquirrel9
      @shitsquirrel9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that shit was hilarious

  • @CalinoFG
    @CalinoFG 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The „Boomerang“ was just EPIC😂😂😂😂

  • @magnuscolable
    @magnuscolable 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This one is gold, thanks.
    I think that Jill will really struggle to get past her bias and engage with the argument but I hope you have her back on because there may be hope for her.

  • @lemmyhead8578
    @lemmyhead8578 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    All hail Spanky!! The one true lord!!

  • @doranku
    @doranku 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Spanky's first commandment:
    Spank for Spanky. For all have benn naughty in the eyes of Spanky.

  • @CeezGeez
    @CeezGeez 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    every knee shall bow to spanky!

  • @pixelimperfect7569
    @pixelimperfect7569 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This has been another fun episode of my favorite program "Counting centuries and millenia with Planet Peterson"

  • @jr-pn1dt
    @jr-pn1dt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    theres over 60+ volcanic eruptions annually

  • @Nekotaku_TV
    @Nekotaku_TV 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Great thumbnail haha.
    11:45 THE IRONY HAHAHAHAHA!

  • @XakTerrible
    @XakTerrible 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    She sounds like she and her 70 cats are shareholders of Planet Express.

  • @hjalmarolethorchristensen9761
    @hjalmarolethorchristensen9761 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    12:36 hil satan.
    ..and spanky...

    • @ThatGuy-6669
      @ThatGuy-6669 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Satan. The infamous good guy.
      Point to one wrong thing he did.

    • @hjalmarolethorchristensen9761
      @hjalmarolethorchristensen9761 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ThatGuy-6669 he told Eva to eat the"Appel"....and we got wise..

  • @JTfromVT
    @JTfromVT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Speaking out of both sides of her mouth must be easy with no teeth

  • @MurderCraw
    @MurderCraw 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    She is NOT ok. 🫣

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like this Ned Flanders approach
    (I'm referring to the Treehouse of Horror episode where Ned is Satan "The One You Least Suspect)

  • @BatManokov
    @BatManokov 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    She missed the irony 😅

  • @petachad420
    @petachad420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Did the romans nail him to the boomerang" Lmao I'm too high for this

  • @FirstnameLastname-cx6go
    @FirstnameLastname-cx6go หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Make Spanky talk!"
    ...lol the irony...

  • @thedrizzle21
    @thedrizzle21 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    NOOOOOOO I thought this was my aunt for a second. Someone's I hate my family.....

  • @albertocpr
    @albertocpr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Is so funny how is going over her head. She is a perfect example that when talk to Christian fanatics, they do not listen. Do she think she is going to convert someone like that? 😂

  • @Ronny_Rick
    @Ronny_Rick 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You’re a funny person keep it up 👍

  • @kb104
    @kb104 หลายเดือนก่อน

    boomerang lol, that was really funny

  • @kinglyzard
    @kinglyzard 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:45
    The Serpent was not Satan.

  • @gato712
    @gato712 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video was comedy gold 😂😂

  • @RobertGraziose
    @RobertGraziose 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Oh yeah and the sixties rock group Spanky and the gang.

  • @steventhompson399
    @steventhompson399 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The thumbnail for this made me lol before i even started the video

  • @Evidence1
    @Evidence1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just imagine that Jill can vote and get children. Scary thought.

  • @djalexander968
    @djalexander968 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These thumbnails are getting blasphemously good 👍

  • @philipkraft9720
    @philipkraft9720 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I have mad cat Plushie who seen more real by my eyes.

  • @23uvas
    @23uvas 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the Spanky debates

  • @freddan6fly
    @freddan6fly 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    She thinks pokemon is real.

  • @Xplodicon
    @Xplodicon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can smell the lead paint on her breath.

  • @chrisharris7177
    @chrisharris7177 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Look it up....but also look it down

  • @jamesmountz2915
    @jamesmountz2915 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I feel so sorry for her children smh 😔

  • @alexr6683
    @alexr6683 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Spanky tows you if you double park around my home. It is a physical manifestation of Spanky’s undeniable power as it was foretold in the great book of Spanky. Yet to see any of “Yahweh towing” out there.

  • @jme92685
    @jme92685 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Have you ever seen a talking snake?

  • @thoracis
    @thoracis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I almost had an aneurysm listening to her

  • @SteveLaw-UK
    @SteveLaw-UK 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well she didn't fall for the tree of knowledge thing at least.

  • @RobertGraziose
    @RobertGraziose 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Somebody please fill me in on this spanky thing. The only Spanky I know about is Spanky Macfarlen from the Little Rascals. Really this is not the first time that I've seen it.

  • @ianchisholm5756
    @ianchisholm5756 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    But Satan didn't 'slither up to' Adam and Eve. Snakes had legs then. Apparently.

  • @Notruthallfeelings
    @Notruthallfeelings 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank Spanky!

  • @TwoForFlinchin1
    @TwoForFlinchin1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    she is very pleasant

  • @David34981
    @David34981 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What's with the echo on her voice? Does she have some FX stack going on?

  • @basschoone6622
    @basschoone6622 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am glad I live on the other side of the Earth than Jill

  • @KinKnives
    @KinKnives 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Do you think jesus likes Spanky?

    • @kristopherfisher2517
      @kristopherfisher2517 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      spanky is the real lord and savior jesus is just a prophet

  • @SheKonfusion
    @SheKonfusion 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This lady is actually insane

  • @seraphinaaizen6278
    @seraphinaaizen6278 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This woman needs to drink less.

  • @zacharyberridge7239
    @zacharyberridge7239 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is clearly a troll with a voice changer.

  • @kentspeak465
    @kentspeak465 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    what a ridiculous human being

  • @poppopdadski7559
    @poppopdadski7559 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You cant breathalyze for meth.

  • @deadpolarbear
    @deadpolarbear 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

  • @LukeSwanson-ki7dc
    @LukeSwanson-ki7dc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What?!

  • @ILootStandingStill
    @ILootStandingStill 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You shouldn’t have let her off the hook when you asked that question about what god told Moses not to do! She had absolutely no idea what it was and would have kept fumbling around but you gave her the answer 😂
    I suspect it’s just to keep the conversation going and not get too confrontational, or maybe because you’re a teacher it just comes natural to help people when they’re confused. But it would be so nice to just completely out them for knowing absolutely nothing about the topic they’re so confidently talking about lol

  • @ChickenHunter08
    @ChickenHunter08 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    All hail spanky the one true creator.

  • @rikijamie
    @rikijamie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What gets me is that "god" is CLEARLY the bad guy. If he did or does exist then he's obviously the bad guy and "satan" is the good guy.

  • @NolenGYT
    @NolenGYT 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sounds like a voice changer

  • @abeminslow4085
    @abeminslow4085 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If you just agree with her, she and paw mite hook you up with some moonshine boy howdy

  • @razior100
    @razior100 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    god is good but need to be feared, dont they see the contradiction? Apparently not.

  • @Bailer86
    @Bailer86 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Gosh, who else have I heard bad arguments like the ones Jill was spewing? Oh that's right, Muslims

  • @lubrew5862
    @lubrew5862 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Why do so many people think that Satan was the snake in the garden of Eden? The character Satan wasn’t invented until several hundred years after Genesis was written. Funny listening to two people talking about the Bible who don’t understand the basics.

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think it started with the idea of "satan" = antagonist. Your satan could be anyone around you as long as their actions/words are meant to oppose you.
      Then you've got the idea that lucifer, the angel who didn't want to be below humans in the heirarchy and so started a rebellion is a satan/opposer.
      From there, you have to handle the dissonance between a supposedly all loving god that punishes every snake for the crime of saying "i don't think you'll really die" to the first humans. Because the expectation is that things must be black or white/good and evil (and humans the special third option of evil but can be cleansed to be good), the snake has to have been acting in malice, and thus be a satan, and the only name they associate with satan is the fallen angel.
      So honestly, i get the confusion, and most times it's easier to just grant them that minor thing from being told both what to think and move on to the next point.

    • @briannelson27
      @briannelson27 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a common athiest talking point, that the Bible was modified after the fact. Christianity us just made up so can you be wrong with making up more stuff?

    • @rsjcoman9230
      @rsjcoman9230 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Most Christians for the first millennium believed the snake was Lilith

    • @Iheartdog666
      @Iheartdog666 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The basics?
      I don’t think you need even basic knowledge of the Bible to understand it isn’t authoritatively a historical document. Changing a bit of the lore will neither convince a believer of atheism nor an atheist of belief.
      This is like quibbling over the plot point of a Star Wars movie.

    • @FurieMan
      @FurieMan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rsjcoman9230If we were to poll christians most would say that the snake was Satan. Most christians has not read the bible and knows almost nothing about what it says.

  • @FirstnameLastname-cx6go
    @FirstnameLastname-cx6go หลายเดือนก่อน

    Another person who thinks that asking dumb questions will disprove evolution.

  • @ducking...
    @ducking... 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I dont like how our lord and savoir is touched in this Thumbnail. Why does jesus puts hands on him😡

  • @eukaryote-prime
    @eukaryote-prime 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'd be suspicious of anyone with that tone of voice and aggression on literally any subject, even if they were factually correct.
    Imagine if this conversation were reversed and Jill was talking with Erics tone and cadence and visa versa.
    I'd know Jill is factually wrong, but I'd be hard to get past Eric's approach in that case...

    • @eukaryote-prime
      @eukaryote-prime 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Oh the irony of her feeling so smug about asking Spanky to talk and Spanky not talking back!

    • @geraldpeevy4827
      @geraldpeevy4827 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Offensive stupidity is a thing. That said, Peterson does a lot of debates on these subjects, and the amount of aggressive, ignorant, and downright hateful callers he gets is the reason he has developed a no-bs attitude toward ignorant statements and questions. Ignorance does not grant one a free pass to civility, particularly when one's positions actively cause harm, such as the belief in the Christian god.

  • @NATURALBKILLERS
    @NATURALBKILLERS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Hail Spanky 👿